Masterchef.

>jew and disabled for captains
O Vey

Robin Williams is DEAD and you're here posting about cook-offs?

>>47550726
Yes faggot

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>>47550605
Thanks for posting this.

I'm ready to move on. Life is for the living.

>>47550726
as opposed to what? posting "omg ripip" again and again?

>15 threads about some dead 90's actor

How about we just enjoy some Master chef?

LesliexIrah is my OTP

>Big Willie running so far behind

>jamie's voice

PLEASE STOP

livestream?

>this dyke

Master chef? More like master death.. amirite

I would marry Jaimee right now

top chef is better

>cold slaw on sandwich
We /PrimantisBros/ now

So what's the deal with that girl's voice?

>>47550957
>Leslie invading Iran

more american than cutter

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>>47551005

>>47550605
Who would not want to be That Asian girls bf shes so perfect

>>47551025
She deep throated so much it fucked her vocal cords

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>>47551015
>kids
>coldslaw
what the fuck

Jamie is hot and I enjoy her voice.

>>47551093
you could be her first bf, anon

are you up to the challenge?

>shit to a blanket
Why a blanket? Why not any other fabric?

that ground turkey is FUCKED

Fuck any stream?

>This massive Cutter gets from football and barbecue
He's immortal right now
can't cut the Cutter

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>>47551165
Yes put me in coach

THE TASTE OF PEACHIOSITAAAAY

RAMSAY YOU GET AWAY FROM MY MILANA!!

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>>47551246
I did that to my ground turkey once, adding too many eggs.

The burgers were edible and the meat was cooked but the inside of the burger was wet and mushy and awful.

They're fucked.

>I know it's fucking wet

how often has victoria said that in her life?

>>47550883
Yes, you heartless bastard. There's a little room in Hell for little bastards like you where little red midgets with horns rape you over and over again. A woman's pain is eternal from rape, just think how you will feel when you are raped eternally.

So how do you guys feel that Cutter is the official bitch instead of Leslie?

CUTTER IS A TURE AMERICAN HE DOESN'T COOK FISH FUCK THIS RIGGED SHOW

Who doesn't love Cole slaw burgers?

Shits fucking delicious at picnics

>>47551025
She was emotionally fucked up in highschool

>>47551587
that's like, eternity squared

>IT'S FUCKING RAW

>>47551627
>putting vegetables that aren't lettuce and tomatoes in a burger
You're either 50 or a communist

fucking hipster

>That Jewress playing Leslie like a dreidel

>>47551704
>no onions or pickles

no anon YOU'RE the communist

alright someone post a stream already

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>>47551704
>not putting beetroot in your burger
>not putting onion in your burger
>not putting egg & pineapple in your burger
sounds like you're not a true blue cunt to me

>had a flat top the whole time
>red team burgers turn out delicious
Boy, that was exciting

>>47551704
Confirmed Yankee

Lol how did they get grey food?

>thousand island dressing
>healthy
What the fuck?

>>47551791
Channel 510 :^)

Setting up Plumberdyke and Iran on serving was pretty smart you crafty merchant

>>47551827
check your multichromatic privilege

>>47551791
The stream is your tv.

is there somethin wrong with jaimee? ive never watched this

QUIT YOUR JAWIN BOY CUTTER'S A TEAM PLAYER

>fucking cable keeps cutting out.
Fuck you comcast.

Diner episode 2.0

Goodbye jaimee

>>47551946
typical liberal vegan from brooklyn

>>47551946
MtF with a botched vocal cord modification

>>47552036
is she like deaf, she seems weird when she talks

What do you think Jaimee's vagina is like?
Think she has a pierced clit?

>>47552078
MtF?

>>47552099
Nahh, she's just a fucking nerd that never had parents to teach her how to be normal

>>47552174
Male to Female. A transgender.

>>47552174
ask /pol/ :^)

>>47552174
too frail, definitely born a woman

Jamie is so ugly and disgusting.

>>47552099
mild form of autism, but don't matter she is second best cookwaifu

>>47552107
I would totally fuck her and cum on her face. She would probably come back with buttered blueberry muffins, with the cum still there

Joe mackin on hs hotties

>the verdict is split


they say this every fucking time

>>47552301
Debatable.

>beat the rain!

CAN'T STUTTER THE CUTTER

I'd like a slaw burger extra wet please.

>>47552387
Listen and look at her talk....

Red team BTFO

>>47552432
so would victoria

>>47551916
im not rich enough to own a tv

Dat Joe face sign

Leslie fails again.
everybody act surprised.

hahahahahah based team cutter

>>47552439
Can't see the problem m8. Plus they won.

YES

RIGHT INTO YOUR JEW SHNOZZ YOU BITCH

>>47552473

leslie jinxed himself

>can't wait to prove that I'm not a LOOOOOSER

LOL

Wtf?
What is this bullshit
Well Iran confirmed for out

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Wtf, people walk out on red team and they still win.

Robin Williams died.

>>47552473
AAAAAHHHH NIGGGAAAAAAA

GO CUTTER GO

BAD LUCK LESLIE CONFIRMED FOR S5's KRISSI KURSE

usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa

How is it even possible for Red team to win when that many people were walking out.

Knew it, they had the worst team too IMO.

>>47552644
>>47552585
you guys are getting suckered by the edit

How did big willie let himself get so big?

There's gotta be a point , where you look you the mirror and say "okay I have to make a change" unless he ate the mirror ate or something.

http://strawpoll.me/2321830

>>47552513
But rich enough for an internet connection. Call a friend, a girl friend. Girls watch this show also sweaty adults masturbating upon seeing a glance of that asian cutie.

>>47552644
2 people walked away...

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>>47552596
Fuck off bitch

Christian
Cutter
Irah
Elizabeth
Best4

WHO /SLEEPY/ HERE??

>>47552741
u mad faggot

>>47552708
He's gay and lives in a large black family. That's a recipe for obesity.

Red team lost because they made fucking TURKEY BURGERS. No one wants to eat that shit

>>47552718
>Call a friend
do you know where you are.jpg

>>47552816
All those flashy colors gave it away the day he came in.

>>47552773
Cutters awesome, but he sucks. The top 4 are

Asian
Jewess
Leslie
Victoria

Purely on talent

Jewress takes the reverse Jesus route

>>47552833
Both teams made turkey burgers.

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CURVED

OY VEY

Good Goyim

>The team worked so well together because I was their leader. So I save myself.

>Saving Christian.
Wut?

>jew saving herself
lel

What a fucking bitch.

can leslie do it /ramsay/?

Fookin prawns.

Christian is good glad he's safe
Black guys are always one of my faves on this showw>>47552965
>>Saving Christian.
He is great. Made awesome burgers. No drama no fuck ups

how much of a qt can iran be?

>>47553015
Of course he can

Victoria is going home. Mark my words

ploy>>47553087
she's so pure

You smelly american, must kill alive sea god to eat it afterward. What if I ate dog or eagle of flag, what if???

>>47553119
atlantis please

Oh god my OTP is going to be broken up

>butterfly swamp bugs.
Damn that's gonna be hard.


DOUBLE ELIMINATION.
>muh chefu in danger

>>47553087
With a face like that? Not very.

>>47553117
she said in an earlier episode she never saw true love, we got a chance

ALL THESE TWISTS

SHOTS FIRED

OH FUUUUUUUUCK

>>47552873
Only one stays so both asian and leslie cant stay

>muh ahran's probably going home

this kills the fookin prawn

CHOKING, CHOKING

been watching a lot of MasterChef lately and got into Ramsay's other shows like Kitchen Nightmares. Every fucking time something happens, everybody claps. Remodel a dining room? People clap. Finish cooking a meal on masterchef? clapping.

The fuck?

>>47553284
at least with the meals they're congratulating each other

Who stays? Ahran is gone for . sure

>>47553284
Welcome to America.

You're welcome.

>>47553284
>americlaps

>>47553346
leslie stay

Jewess is wrong. She dodged a fucking cruise missile. She would have been sent home.

Iroshima and old man are out.

The lesbian stays, so the show display an open image to differences.


Also special episode where an old competitor from this season comes back.

Calling it.

>>47553346
My boy Leslie's got this.

>trying to bring drama into food
stop it

>>47553346
can't best the leslie

COME ON LESLIE

IT'S YOUR DESTINY TO KICK THAT CUNT COURTNEY RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

Ahran and Victoria gone. Look at the interview cut aways, Victoria has obviously been crying

>>47553499
it's reality tv friend

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>>47553499
>ABCultler and ABLeslie detected

Who else is Team Leslie?

>>47553585
I don't watch MasterChef US, tell me a little about those contestants

>>47553610
My dream final is cutler vs leslie, my body is ready

>>47553499
> loud action music
> crescendo to adds
> suspended silences
> amazing camera shift/shots
> not dedicating the whole show to the process of making food
> instead focusing on "drama"
You americans must have a very slow attention span if that's how you release tv shows.

>>47553644
stop calling hims cutler fucking hell

>>47553633
Cuter is an American that can't cook and Leslie is a 60 year old that acts like a pre teen.

>>47553633
They've created the most drama in the show. We love cutler because he's a true american, leslie is just based, he speaks his mind and weasels his way out of trouble. Every damn week.

>>47553644
>not Arah and Leslie for a match filled with sexuel tension and her daddy issues ending in the most amazing and wild sex imaginable

>>47553667
I could turn on the Food Network if that's all I wanted

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>>47553685
didn't even notice I was misspelling it

welp leslie won

>>47553667
If I want just want cooking I'll go visit my grandma and get bombarded with "do want something to eat?" and getting food regardless of what I said

>>47553834
yup lmao

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Leslie killing them

> onions

THESE FOOKIN PRAWNS ARE FUCKING RAW

>Better than the other two
Looks like the lesbian is here to stay

BASeDe LeSLiE iS a StUY Un DE SHOWE

>>47553959
oh fug

IT'S FAKIN RAW if leslie goes home this is bullshit

Leslie confirmed for staying!!

>>47553986
See >>47553444

>>47553986
Dumbass, why would she stay because 1 of her 3 dishes were good and the other 2 were shit?
CAPTCHA: deanse sheep

>RAW
welp the plumber is definitely out

inshallah iran will be victorious

>serving raw food to fucking Gordon Ramsey.

So long, nice knowing you.

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>>47553959

>>47553444
>>47554088
she fucked up too many dishes, leslie was nearly flawless.

>>47554150
>>47554095
Guise, she's lesbian.
If it's her, then Leslie will leave too. At least one girl must win.

>>47554236
there's three girls on the balcony

Where do you even get experience to know how to eyeball a dish and know it's done properly? Maybe if it was your own kitchen so everything was constant, you would know to say, have your chicken on a "medium" setting for 4 minutes each side and it'll be done, but all this equipment is new to them and I never see a thermometer.

>>47554236
Are you smart?

>>47554287
Lesbian is out.

omg

>>47554348
lesliebian

Plumber Joe goes home

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>>47551089

>>47554320
Hold up! :^)

>>47554295
you get experience in cooking by cooking

We sad now

are you crying right now?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS LESLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LIVEESSSSSSSSSSSS

YOU KAFIR WILL PAY

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>>47554236
BTFO BASED LESLIE tfw no more iran

>>47554430
This isn't an RPG here, it's not a skill you can grind.

"I really honestly care for this person"
Even though I didn't care about her name until like the 3rd week. and didn't mention it when she's leaving.

>>47554476
Not gonna lie, I got tears in my eyes

IT'S
FUCKING
RAAAAAAW

>>47554480
5 IN A ROW BABY!!!

>>47554515
i'm sure you know than ramsey ya dingus

omg that friendship ;_;

Afghanistan BTFO

> Cutie and Old Man fucked
Fucking done.

>>47550853

You cut all the way through! You THICK CUNT. Fuck off will ya??!!!!

What makes these guys capable judges?

I need Leslie/Iraq fucking fanfics.

>>47554480
"Leslie"

CUTTER AND WILLIE

AMERICAAAAAAAAA

>>47554501
I feel sick to my tummy now.

>>47554573
Money

Hotel Hell looks boring.

>>47553561
I FOOKIN TOLD YOU. if you want to know who gets eliminated look at the interview expressions because they are always done post-cookoff

HOTELLLLLLLLLL
HOTEL HELLLLLLLLLLL

Why do all of Gordon's shows has horrendous theme songs/openings?

HOTEEEEELLLLLL

HOTEL HELL

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I'M HAPPY YOU ENJOY COOKING AND ARE GOING TO WORK TO MAKE FOOD EVEN BETTER THAN I CAN!
PLEASE KEEP IN TOUCH, I BELIEVE IN YOU! KEEP THOSE SPIRITS UP, I KNOW IT'S POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT THAT ENCOURAGES YOU AND NOT JUST WHINING ABOUT THE DISH THAT MAKES IT ALL WORTH IT

LOVE, CHEF GORDON DANGER RAMSAY

>>47554573
Ramsey is well known famous chef. Graham owns a restauraunt and is also somewhat famous. The bald faggot is a wannabee Italian that can't cook kraft mac n cheese but tries to be a mean badass.

Did they hire actors do make this police scene?

>>47554683
the fuck?

Hotel Hell's opening is incredible

>>47554683
>implying that surf song from kitchen nightmares isn't positively enjoyable

>>47554710
I've actually never seen him cook unlike the other two chefs on the show. You make a good point.

Something seemed wrong with that bulldog

why is gordon such a bro bros?

ALL HAIL LESLIE THE IMMORTAL

>>47554900
Oh but he ate plenty.

the fuck

>>47554710
in MasterChef Canada or Junior, I think Junior, they had the Croation Joe guy on as a fourth judge. All he does is use utensils incorrectly and try to act smug. In fact, it is Junior, one of the kids says he's nervous because he made an Italian dish and says "because you're Italian you'll know if it's wrong" and he says "you're right, I am Italian."

>>47554998
Who is he to judge people's food?

>>47554926
He was an edgy kid with a bad father. Didn't want to be like that, and to prove he isn't, he goes out and runs marathons or triathalons or something, lifts regularly, and doesn't help his drug addict homeless brother.

>>47555042
you don't have to be a cook to be a critic, fucking hell dude this isn't facebook

>>47555101
You kind of have to have some qualifications to judge a "master chef" competition I would think. It's not like Olympic judges are just people who like to watch ice skating or something.

just watched episode one, wtf masterchef australia is a thousand times better than this
>calling the judges sir
>everyone looks like a caricature
>kicking people out before they had even finished their dish
>the level of beetus in this show
gordon ramsay is the only good thing in this show

>>47555151
Just type his name on google.

>>47555151
No but they aren't skaters either. The guy just knows a lot about food.

> David?
Can't wait.

Whos watching hotel hell with me?

>>47555357
I am friend

>>47555196
You mean G rated Ramsey? The one that can't say a swear because muh precious virgin earlobes?

>damn it

kek

Do Sleepy Hollow episodes usually get threads in /tv/

>>47555357
I am my nigga

>>47555464
Better than the Ramsay that swears and pretends to be much more angry than he really is because that's all people know him for.

>>47555483
fuck yes they were awesome

>>47555357
the sushi looks cool but gross combos

>>47555483
lel

K
E
K

>>47555540
Inb4 "nigger this and nigger that"

The black cop is my waifu

>>47555627
well there is some nigger this and nigger that and some BET jokes I made those but it's just bantz, the threads are really good

>>47555627
nigger this nigger that

IT'S OVER 900,000

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This episode is going to suck. No one cares about old cunts. The stoner episode last week was based

>>47555685
Honesty the black people really don't act that black most of the time. Only the main cop when she gets angry.

>>47555838
>they don't act black

yeah they act like respectable professionals it is a work of fiction afterall :^)

> pulling the good ol' crying chinese maid trick

>>47556058
>Crying chinese maid
My fetish

>>47556262
Then watch Drunken Master 2. Enjoy.

>ramsay has to be naked every episode

>tfw I know all these places he's going
Starkvegas represent.

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can we talk about Masterchef Australia too?

> no conflict during the whole episode
Meh.

>god dammit gets bleeped

>>47556779
HH is over in about 8 minutes, this thread is ded after it.

let me guess...he bought them a house

>>47557289
Rented the furniture lol

Is Overstock.com out?

everyone of the guests seems like theyre too fat to sleep in those beds

>>47557379
This furniture came from the site that buys the overstock from overstock.com

>>47557478
Obviously.

>>47557478
overoverstock.com