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Not gay but I'd fuck Huge Jackedman

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That remarkable metal doesn't run through your entire body, does it?

>>83633527
Ask him if I can drink his cock instead

Then guide his hand to my soft, smooth boipucci just how he likes it.

NPHs face sure had matured a lot when he was on How I Met Your Mother

>>83633465
HOly shit, that's niel patrick haris?

Oh actually it's not neil patrick hairs, I looked it up, the faggot two posts above me tricked me.

>>83633310
Is it true that Gal Gadot pusy taste halal?1

>>83633310
>SJW mad because she is a jew who served in the military.

I LOVE THIS MOVIE NOW

>>83633387
Terrible pusyposting tbqh.

It's just another molymeme shill guys. Sage

>>83633263
Another shill pushing their garbage channel. Fuck off.

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>>83633263
>*flings poo*
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>83633118

"For deg"

*Norwegian*

Para tí

>>83633118
"Behg Gui"

Ciastani

>>83633009
Forgot to post the links to the trailers in my post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI7HVnZlleo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIUube1pSC0

Just marathoned the poster, looks fun.

>>83633009
>two white women who lie about being African

No. But he's a non-character anyway, so only fanboys would care.

>>83632925
No because he's black and I don't like black people.

Too sassy. Basically just stole the costume

feet
lots of feet

blacked

Her doing cute things. It would sell millions

>>83632743

Not so fast OP, Alien Covenant has still yet to be released in China.

It's being released there June 16th. Resident Evil The Final Chapter made 10's of millions of dollars from China alone where they made their most international box office.

Just wait and see. I have a feeling Alien Covenant is going to soar past Prometheus once they release it in the Asian countries.

I saw this movie yesterday on bootleg. This movie was trash, complete and utter trash.

>Cliched af
>That Mexican guy talking cartoon Mexican
>All the characters were forgettable
>Tennessee out the colony at risk for his wife, then after he finds out she is dead he forgets about it and is seen laughing and joking immediately afterwards

Ridley hack, you son of a bitch

This movie was a 5/10 for me. Unadulterated trash

>>83633161
>Complete and utter trash
>5/10

She was pretty good...

go post in your containment thread and fuck off

>>83632760
no

the better question would be why do you care?

The director tried to make Americans read subtitles. Bad idea.

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>>83632557
>giving so much weight to random people's opinions

>>83632509
Who gives a shit? I'm more interested in Ygritte's pusy.

>>83632509
They think it's da bomb.

>>83632509
yeah it's the Jesus/Horus/Mithra archetype

Pudge RR Fattington is fascinated by ancient death cults and zoroastrianism

>>83632491
Women become overcome with emotion when presented with a stressful situation and cannot act rationally? Colour me surprised.

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>>83632491
Broad Generalization and Assumptions: The Post

Women are dumb fucks who are illogical and risk everybodies safety by being stupid women

>>83632400
>doesn't have one ready
Great thread OP

>walking through town
>need to take a shit
>going to have a coffee someplace so that I can go to the toilet there
>go downstairs to the toiler before I order, need to go pretty bad
>2 toilets, one for men, one for women in the same room
>go for a shit in the mens
>no toilet paper
>carefully pull my pants up, leave my belt undone and my shirt untucked
>check the ladies toilet for paper
>while im pulling some out of the machine, a woman comes in
>quickly go scuffling into the mens again, while holding a piece of paper and with loose pants
>its not enough
>have to wait until theres nobody there
>finally
>go get some paper again
>a dude comes in and goes to the mens
>decide to just finish up in the ladies
>women waiting when i got out
>probably got weird looks

>>83632534
cool story bro

This is the same show where a man had an episode that caused him to feel the need to reenact the civil war and another person got hit in the head and thought they were 15 and they were like welp guess we have to let her go to high school

>>83632318
They probably thought he was autistic and didn't want to hurt his feelings.

dougie was probably half retarded because he literally was just a living decoy