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I have been abroad for two months now, so a friend from home said that i must have lots of stories. While there are interesting things i can talk about, i dont have any actual stories. My days consist of me finding food, watching sights, reading the news online, and getting back before dark.
How do i make my travels more exciting without having to socialize with other westerners? (im not very social)
Dont get me wrong, i am having fun.
Pic unrelated. Im in Peru.
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>>1070623
go out after dark
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>>1070623
here is an 8 step program to a story
1.Find a GF
2.Find Peruvian trail guides
3.Go hiking
4.wait for rain
5.twist ankle
6.stay behind with one guide, and allow the other to return to civilization with your gf, to stay at his brothers hotel
7.??????
8.profit!!!
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>>1070623
>"reading the news online"
>looking at a screen while travelling
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>>1070632
This giant n-oldworldbasketballer prevented me from doing so in Morocco, maybe he worked at the hostel, who knows? He barely spoke English.
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>>1070623
you can be honest and tell said friend you don't have any stories, and then they won't ask you about it any more.
Or you could get over your autism.
Problem solved.
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>>1070635
Kek
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>>1070623
step outside your comfort zone. If you can't do that, drink until you lose your comfort zone.
Just go to a crowded bar and order a drink.
Still feel unsocial?
Order another drink.
STILL feeling unsocial?
You know what to do.
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So all your stories are a result of partying and alcohol?
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>>1071274
Not that guy, but pretty much. I mean that's not where they ended, but that's pretty much how they started
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>>1070623
Where in Peru? Huancayobro representing...
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>so a friend from home
>friend
You are the worst type of autism. You have friends but you are still autist.
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If your'e having fun then fuck everyone else and their expectations of what you should be doing.
You don't have to conform to some sort of partygoing surfer animal stereotype.
Just be yourself man and see the world, most of these pro travellers with their "awww man when i was in amsterdam" or "Thailand" tall strories are bullshitters anyway.
After all its you out there whilst your friends are stuck at home, so you must be doing something right.
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>>1070635
I know this meme
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