Roll a date with your waifu!
Post waifu/husbando you want to go on a date with
Last post number judges how the date went:
>1-3 - It sucked so hard, no second date nor contact (And a possible restraining order)
>4-6 - Date was alright, second date planned
>7-9 - Date was amazing, second date and you score kiss right on the lips
>0 Get laid
>Dubs - Two waifus/husbandos of your choice
>Trips - Three waifus/husbandos of your choice
ah well, I guess it wasn't meant to be.
Although maybe I'd be better served for royalty?
Nope, she was not pleased being approached by a hyooman. Probably caused an international incident too.
Rolling for Pip
lets see what happens
r-r-r-rolling for best pokewaifu
roll for this. better get a fucking 8. i already put a ring on it
>Used to drive one of these
>Everytime I got out or stuck my head out, I'd imagine the turret swinging and vivisecting me.
Fukkin' eh why not.
Don't have a waifu so pickin' the last thing I masturbated to.
The one that I want to date is her.
>Mary from the 1st episode of Johnny Bravo.
Hunsbando? More like horsebando
might as well roll for the shortstack dorito too
Holy shit. Sorry goat-mom. guess I spilled my goddam spaghetti
Going for one night with puss puss
hope the image shows up right, ipad makes it look flipped on the preview