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>>9860659
gooey

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>>9860659
Uh... My gym... It'd be full of traps and manipulable environments... BUT, trainers couldn't actually strike the opponent directly. They have to use the environment instead. I-it'd be like a game of cat and mouse requiring thinking instead of superior breeding!..

T-that'd be league legal right?

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>>9860531
>33 feels a sharp tug on his scarf, accompanied by hot, sandy breath down his neck.

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>>9860635
Yeah, fuck no, not for me either.
>The PDA shuts off halfway.
>Desmond sighs, taking the back apart to fix it.
You know, I was the Kanto champ for a while. Why not go all the way and get Zapdos?

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>>9860531
Yeah, I guess someone thought to tidy it up a bit.
Also yeah, meet Tock. She has my scarf and is going to be a new recruit.

>>9860655
>Loud crash.
...Well at least you took longer than most other recruits do to do that.
>77: head over to help pick her up off the floor.
Please don't do that, you could really hurt yourself.

>>9860659
There would be at least 50 Skarmories at all times and you would require a full team of them to enter.
And also to get there.

>>9860698
That would probably not be league legal, but who cares, you could probably do something like that here in Orre.

>>9860495
well i guess....
>admirer anon fiddles with his fingers

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>>9860655
Nice to meet you, Tock.
...Uh, fuck.
>33 heads over to make sure she didn't hurt herself.
>>9860710
>33 pats the dino.
Be on your best behavior, Lucky. We have a new friend.
>>9860766
Well, she seems pleasant at least. Hasn't tried to break my spine.
>>9860659
Shadow pokemon only gym.
The badge is for not dying.

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>>9860730
If it involves bodily waste it's out right off the bat.
>Hilbert snickers as he watches Des take apart the PDA.
Maybe it's time to replace it. Anyway, do you know where to find one?

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>>9860766
>>9860790
((I just got called into work today, and since I've been calling out so much lately I'm gonna go in. Sorry about the sudden notice. I've got about ten more minutes before I leave))

> Tock recoils her hand a bit from the outreached hands and picks her self up, quickly checking on her gloves and scarf to make sure there was no damage.

"... No tears, no rough marks... Ahehe, yes I'm fine. I'm n-not fragile, perfectly good. A-also please don't touch my gloves, they might get damaged. "

> She picks up the chair and puts it upright, then plops herself into it the correct way.
> Then she swivels to Lucky, and gives a finger waggle wave.

"A-and hello Lucky."

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>>9860830
Yeah, basically. That's nasty.
>Desmond pushes a few of the wires back into place before putting it back together.
>Rolling for if it works now.
Worked for 16 years, it can work for 16 more. Pretty sure they roost at the abandoned power plant in Kanto. Unless I'm gonna try to rob that weird breeder dude.

>>9860914
>throw PDA stuff at

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>>9860790
>>9860836
>Lucky chirps and nudges his hand, huffing and blowing sand on his glove.
>He turns to the new recruit, giving her scarf a quick nip and a tug.

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>>9860495
Well that's good to hear.

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>>9860784
What's up, anon?

>>9860790
Yet.
But yeah she's alright.
The psychs are gonna have a fun time with her, to say the least.

>>9860836
>Alright dude, it's cool.

Yeah, alright.
Just be careful on that chair, it's not safe to mess around on it.

>>9860977
Yep.
How are you doing?

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>>9861019
Doing good, just enjoying my last bit of time in Alola before we head off to Unova.

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>>9860836
(That's fine, mate. Take care.)
Yeah, I won't touch you if you don't want that. You have any pokemon?

>>9860972
>33 gives Lucky a few good chin scratches.

>>9860784
Something up?

>>9861019
Yeah, that's going to be a hell of a thing.

>>9861040
Alola? Which island?

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>>9861049
Uhh I think it's called Melemele

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>>9860972

> Tock seems suprisingly stable, until the Lucky nips her new scarf.
> Her face goes pale and she gives the pokemon an intense, manic glare as she quite literally jumps out of the chair like a startled cat while clutching her scarf.
> While her mouth opens, she makes no other noise than to breath heavily

> Roll for psychic outburst, not a damaging sort just sudden wave disphoria and unease.

((I have to leave after this post, just assume Tock goes very unresponsive after this and wordlessly follows 77))

((FUCKING I KEEP DOING IT, feel free to use the old roll of 1))

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>>9860914
We can check out the power plant tonight.
>Several minutes are spent searching for a shaded area to watch for Kyogre. Hilbert eventually settles on a little island connecting Driftveil itself to the Drawbridge, plopping and stretching out underneath a tree.
Remember to shout "THAR SHE BLOWS" when you spot it.

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>>9861109
>>9861049
>The Psychic outburst bothers the dinosaur - he assumes he and 33 are under attack. His response is swift - he snarls, a low, guttural rumble accompanying a high pitch hiss and baring of the teeth. Sand pours from the open mouth and gaps in his armor, tail raised and swishing, a spiked club ready to strike.

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>>9861179
Just going to catch a ton of legendaries and make a legendary team.
>Desmond takes the opportunity to sit on Hilbert's chest and rummage through his bag for his binoculars.
Can't wait to fight a legendary.

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>>9860659
You get a team of Beldum and if you can defeat enough Magnemite to black out a mid sized city you get the badge for free.
No you don't keep the Beldum.

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>>9861040
Cool, do you travel around on your own or do you have a trainer?


>>9861049
Do you think we'll be able to get those rocks before we get Tock through training?
They can't have gone far from Orre, I'm pretty sure DS-29 disappeared someone near Phenac while he had them.

>>9861109
>The psychic outburst knocks 77 over.
Fucking what.

>>9861255
Shit.
>77 moves between Tock and Lucky.
Do not hurt the new recruit, please.

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>>9861089
Any idea where you're going to when you hit Unova?

>>9861109
>33 shudders against the outburst.
What the hell?

>>9861255
Lucky, Lucky!
>33 moves between the dinosaur and Tock, putting his hands on Lucky's chest.
Relax, nothing is wrong.

>>9861286
Do we have DS-29's real name? I'm sure I could look through police records and find out if he's moved. Find the rocks from there.

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>Eugene "Don't call me Gene" Walker: wake up
>Tasks of the day: check on the Cubone from the other day
>Find out what happens if an Alolan Cubone evolves outside if Alola

>>9861089
"Hey"

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>>9861286
I've got a trainer now so I'll be going with him.
>>9861324
Castelia
>>9861329
>"Hello Eugene did you sleep well?"

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>>9861257
>The employee coughs in surprise, patting Desmond's thigh
Didn't you just fight a legendary last night?

Do you circumcise your male pokemon?

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>>9861434
... Pokémon have animalian genitalia. There's nothing to circumcise.

>>9861446
Even the humanoid ones?

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>>9861389
"Maybe too well, it will be hell to return to normal work hours"
"We should take the ferry to Akala soon, check on you know which potential recruit"
>Open up dex
Anyone have experience evolving Alolan pokemons with Alolan forms outside if Alola?

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>>9861324
Nope, which is weird because usually someone that knows the name of the latest disappearance talks about it.
Maybe he just had a really forgettable or generic name.

>>9861389
Alright.
Let your trainer know if he's ever up for a friendly battle I'd be happy to oblige.

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>>9861424
Shit, yeah, I did.
>Desmond pulls out the cheap necklace his key stone is laid in and makes a small notch in the side.
Totally stealing that Kalos dude's thing.

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>>9861286
>>9861324
>Jaws snap closed half a foot from 77, the dinosaur stopped short by 33. He's still angry, but settles for stomping and hissing, cut off from both targets by his trainer. He spends five minutes doing so, eventually sitting down with a thud to sulk.

>>9861446
All mammals have foreskins.

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>>9861468
They still do not possess foreskin. Their genitalia are more humanoid, yes, but still quite different from those of humans.
>>9861553
For the purpose of this conversation we aren't allowing sheathes and foreskin to be synonymous.

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>>9861389
Well, hey, if he's ever up for someone to test his skill my partner and I are here.

>>9861528
Fuck me. Do we know the rocks names?
>33 claims a chair for himself, making some notes.

>>9861543
Luckyyyy, you hungry?
>33 produces a bag of Chople Berries, hopefully not bruised and mangled, offering one to Lucky.

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>>9861536
>No complaints? Keep going - Hilbert runs his hand along Desmond's thigh as he talks.
Which Kalosian guy?

>>9861598
All primates have foreskins similar to humans. The main difference between humans and other primates' dicks is that humans have higher nerve density in the foreskin, while most other primates have higher nerve density on the glans.

goo

>>9861666
Satan trips of truth

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>>9861543
Tell you what, you can eat the next shitty recruit who thinks it's cool to brag to his friends about how he's with Cipher now.

>>9861610
How would I know that?
Maybe something sun or moon themed?
Pretty sure I used to see him always reading a bunch of science fiction books, so he was obviously a nerd.

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>>9861666
All mammals are not primates, and not all humanoid looking Pokémon are primates either.
The Gardevoir line possess gentians closer to those of aquatic mammals than they do humanoid ones, despite being humanoid in appearance, for an example.

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>>9861610
>>9861785
>Lucky ignores both 77 and the singular berry, stuffing his face into the bag and devouring berries.

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>>9861434
That depends, how much money can they make off of it?

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>>9861662
The conference guy that's running the Viridian gym now. Him.
Gonna have to fight a bunch of legendaries so I can brag and promptly get my ass handed to me.
>Desmond holds the necklace up, making the key stone glint in the light.
How about I propose to you with a key stone and... Altarianite?

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>>9861528
>>9861610
Alright I'll let him know.
>>9861509
>"Yeah I've been wondering how it's been doing."
>"Also I guess there are two people who are up to a friendly battle if you ever want to."

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>>9861785
Hm... Guess I gotta play detective.
>33 leans back in the chair.
You want to go shadowify a Heracross? Maybe see if that Alolan Muk is still around?

>>9861857
>33 gives a small chuckle has he holds the bag out for Lucky to eat from better.
Don't choke on it like you did that book.

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>>9861857
>77: shrug.

>>9861916
Yes to both of those things.
Also I'm sure we'll find something somewhere, there are bound to be clues.

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>>9861885
"Then lets get going"
"I'm up to the battle, time permitting"

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>>9861434
Who would do something so barbaric to a cute pokemon?

>>9862047
>>9861434
take your pol shit back to pol please

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>>9861878
I don't watch honhon news
>He watches the keystone spin, hand stopping in its tracks as Hilbert gets distracted
Hm... I guess I'll have to get an Altaria, won't I? Not sure what in my team I'll replace but.... hm.

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>>9862173
Well I do.
>Desmond chuckles, polishing the stone.
Well you've got Salamence, the Latis, Fug, Garchomp, X Zard, Altaria, Ampharos and Sceptile to choose from.
Take your time, I guess?

>>9862116
I am not from pol and just made the first question
Bit i guess it will be better that i fuck off
You guys don't need a waste of space like me

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>>9862321
I've already got a Gible and a Bagon, remember? You were there. You and your damn Shiny Charm.
I guess the real decision here is Salamancite or Garchompite.
.... not that either of mine will evolve soon, but it's the thought that counts.
>He drums his fingers, humming thoughtfully
Scizor, Mawile, Lucario, or Metagross?
>>9862419
(You're fine)

How much does a keystone cost?

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>>9862482
>Desmond chuckles.
Obviously my key stone is also a shiny charm. I'd suggest Salamancite.
>Desmond quirks his eyebrows making an overdone thinking expression.
Mawile definitely.

>>9862570
Like 111,000,000P base, that's not counting in buying a mega stone, getting it set in something and all the other shit.

>>9862623
I'm surprised somebody in Orre just threw one away then.

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>>9862570
>>9862623
As said here. Keystone is the priciest part. 1 million P is the baseline price for the more common Megastones, like Blastoisite and whatnot. I'm not even going to try and imagine the price on Metagrossite.

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>>9862623
>>9862684
... Right. I definitely don't have that kind of cash at the moment.
How hard are they to find? If it's even possible?

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>>9862623
I'll keep that in mind.
.... Are you ticklish?
>He prods Desmond's side lightly, testing

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>>9862684
Obviously, one discontinued fast food combo.

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>>9862754
You'd have to go down into one of the mines or mine for them on your own. Both of which are illegal for different reasons, but if that doesn't bother you....
>>9862859
We don't talk about that company

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>>9862674
I heard a case of that in Phenac but it got snatched up by some pokes or something.

>>9862684
What Alain said.

>>9862754
Aren't you friends with Rayquaza? I'm sure you could talk to the dragon people at Sky Pillar or whatever and they could get you one.
I think they manage the key stones in Hoenn.

>>9862853
>Desmond fidgets a bit.
If you tickle me I'm not giving you a viking sendoff.

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>>9862878
I prefer staying on the good side of the law, to avoid the attention being a criminal would bring.
Plus, I don't have any experience mining, so it probably wouldn't go well anyways.

>>9862881
...Yeah.
That's actually a really good idea.
Thanks.

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>>9862881
Hmm... but then I would get to see you squirm.
Decisions, decisions...

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>>9862941
Good choice. Depending on the region they might actually send the league after you.

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>>9862941
No problems. Maybe wait and ask Rayquaza for help? They might not give you one unless you can prove yourself or something.

>>9862943
You'll also get to see your internal organs on the outside.

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>>9862941
>>9863005
Draconids, hm?
I heard a Mr. Desmond was able to beat Rayquaza, is this true?

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Why would pokemon come here for advice and stuff?

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>>9863045
Everyone comes here for advice!
We're just good at answering questions and stuff, I guess!

If i ask to my pokemon to kill me as a form of suicide is there a way for me to show that it was me who told the pokemon to do so?

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>>9863079
That and it's a good place to interact with people in general.
Speaking of which, still looking for a place to stay while I get my feet under me.

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>>9863005
Ouch. Harsh.
>He removes his hands altogether, crossing his arms behind his head instead.
... how long do you think it'll take the whale to show up?

>>9863099
It will very probably also traumatize your pokemon, don't do that

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>>9862988
...Yeah.
I may be strong, but that's not exactly something I can fight.
Hence, I'm going to avoid putting myself in that situation.

>>9863005
I might have my mythical status going for me, but I'm not sure. If that doesn't turn out, I'm sure Rayquaza would help.

>>9863045
Because there's always someone here to answer. And it's often a good source of information as well.

>>9863099
Make a video explaining it for whoever finds you so your pokemon don't go to prison.
Also don't.

>>9863079
OK then. Why is the sky blue?
>>9863099
Leave a note?
>>9863117
Probably won't.
>>9863121
Do you guys battle here?

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>>9863147
woopsie

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>>9863099
.... written orders of some sort, maybe put it in your will? The Pokémon will probably get put down either way.
>>9863121
Well.... good luck with those Draconids. I can rough up Fug if you really need it, but I'd prefer not to.

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>>9863026
Yyyes?

>>9863108
>Desmond gives a chuckle.
Hell, it might not. Chargestone Cave?

>>9863121
Have fun at least.

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>>9863162
Amazing! The only reward I've ever gotten from him was my spine broken!! Did you know spines don't heal well?? HAHAHAHA!
Where are you?

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>>9863106
I don't have a place, sorry...
>>9863147
Um.... um...
Uh... something about um...
... I'm the champion of Alola, not a scientist, can't you just google that?

The Tapu's are not legendaries.

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>>9863157
>>9863162
Thanks.
I don't think I'll have much of a problem.
Be safe yourselves.

>>9863147
I don't, but others do.

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>>9863206
I wasn't asking you specifically, you're fine. I don't think you're in Goldenrod anyways?

>>9863202
On a scale from one to ten how would you say how tasty you are?

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>>9863045
Because it's always nice to talk to somebody who has a drastically different perspective on things.
>>9863147
Something about scattering of light I think

>>9863261
>sic fug on

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>>9863162
Chargestone Cave it is.
... Des, I can't move if you're sitting on me.

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>>9863206
A real champion? pfff i bet you couldn't even beat Gold. You do not look too tough.
>>9863225
Why not?
>>9863272
Which is your favorite region?

>>9863329
(I don't think he's online mate)

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>>9863261
Not right now, but I could be there in less than thirty seconds!
>>9863381
I totally could though! My team's great!

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>>9863381
I've only been in Hoenn and Alola but I quite like Alola.
What about you?

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>>9863329
He's busy playing dress up.

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>>9863417
...Teleportation is something I need to keep in mind, especially given that I use it rather frequently.

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>>9863381
I prefer to avoid fights.
I feel like it's safer to do so.

>>9863117
Would it?
It has been sad ever since i lost everything
>>9863124
>>9863147
I am planning to make a note to note to make sure to let my swampert to go my family
My family does not want me but i think they should keep him
>>9863157
Maybe that would be the case, i shouldn't live amymore but my pokemon should

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>>9863417
I don't believe you! Gold is way tough. Challenge him now!

>>9863418
I really like Johto but i've only seen pictures... Alola is pretty great except for the Braviaries....

>>9863479
I guess it kind of is... what do you even do for fun then?
>>9863561
How would you get a swampert to kill you painlessly?

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>>9863561
Then don't make your Pokémon do it.
If you really want to die that's your decision, overdose, jump off a cliff, whatever, just don't drag your Pokémon down with you.
>>9863420
Rumor has it you play dress up too.

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>>9860659
That's something I might actually put some thought into, becoming a Gym Leader in Johto or Kanto might be a good way to get some actual legal weight to throw around in my attempt to fix these regions.

hey PAR how do i stiop being a fucking useless piexce of shit

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>>9863561
Reconsider what you are doing, and the legal implications of suicide by pokemon.
I can assure you they will not be goid for your Swampert.

>>9863418
"We're getting close"

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>>9863631
Get a pokemon
Then train with them. A lot.

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>>9863473
Teleportation is cool! Annie's Alakazam gets kinda tired though, so Nebby does it most of the time instead!!
>>9863616
I haven't been able to find him, or I totally would!
Here, I'll text him!
>Text Gold
>"Hey Gold! A Vulpix wants us to battle, think you could come battle me?"

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>>9863653
I don't feel like telling somebody who sees themselves as a useless piece of shit to take care of another living being is the greatest idea. Baby steps

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>>9863616
...
Flying, watching shows...playing games occasionally...uh...
That sort of thing.
I don't stay in one place for very long, due to my paranoia.

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>>9863688
That's what I did when my dad died though, and it worked out pretty well.
I mean I already had the pokemon, but still, working with them made me feel better, I had a goal.
Speaking of goals, I got my scrolls back, and I'm finally done translating the damn things, now it's just figuring out the magic runes and I'll be able to move on to actually figuring out how to build them.

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>>9863617
Gotta dress to impress. it's how you win. not that you'd know anything about winning.

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>>9863631
Pick up a hobby.

>>9863561
Tell us your story, your entire story.

Hey PAR? I heard someone was looking for a Banette?
Meet me up on the Slateport side of Route 103 if you're around.

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>>9863631
Go outside.
>>9863731
Why would anyone want one of those?

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>>9863629
Kanto-Johto already has 17 gym leaders, who exactly are you planning on replacing?
>>9863706
Tell that to my conference championship.

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>>9863731
That's me, actually, uh, I'll be right there!
>Sasha throws on a hoodie and shorts and runs out of her apartment, hoping this wasn't a trap

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>>9863731
>>9863802
Hoenn people dress weird.
>Beetlebuggo: Go investigate and follow, sneakily.

>>9863616
maybe he can crush my head
He can destroy boulders easily so i bet it would be no problem
>>9863617
Maybe i should do that, but i feel that he might follow me, that might make him know i won't come back
>>9863634
Probably
>>9863717
Lost, my job, my entire family abandoned me, my "friends" don't even look at my direction, i lost everything

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>>9863792
conference champ huh? Okay you're not a total loser then. Keep working and maybe one day you'll be great.

What do you think of my pooch's outfit for this contest?

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>>9863816
>Beetle has gone unnoticed.
>>9863802
>Anon is wearing a hoodie, hat, shades, dust mask and rubber gloves.
>A large duffel bag sits next to him.
>He tosses the Banette out, it seems to not really enjoy his presence.
You willing to trade or you have something cool?

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>>9863863
>Sasha has no pokemon
>She also knows a bad guy when she sees one
"...I've got neither, but I can get something from home, before I go, where did you get this little guy?"

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>>9863684
.....
>....
>.....
....
anything?
>>9863691
Games??? What is your favorite?

>>9863842
uuuguh sounds messy. At least with psychs it's not like crushing a grape.

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>>9863888
>Somewhere a sister is getting chewed out by a very pissed father.
You're kinda dumb, aren't you?
>The bag is reached into and an old Kalosian style sword is pulled out, a keystone in the pommel.
>Banette Shadow Sneaks behind Sasha.
Fork over your cash.
>Rolling for if anon can mega evolve the plush.

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>>9863792
I don't know, it was just a thought, but like, I figured there's gotta be someone around that doesn't actually want the job, or is getting too old for it or something.

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>>9863928
>For those trips I'm gonna say there's a nice lead pipe lying around
>Perfect for bonking assholes
"Hmm, nah"
>BONK

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>>9863928
>The beetle pokes out of the trees.
Hey!! You did that mega thing, how'd you do that?

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>>9863852
I'm already great - snagged the Viridian gym leader position. I'm trying to battle every legendary and every mega, but it's kinda hard to find those in Kanto.

The Poochyena is adorable, does your contest team have a common outfit or something?
>>9863842
Tell him your plan, maybe he'll understand.
>>9863930
Blake and Agatha have maybe another decade in them? Either way, they typically pull their gym leaders from conference champions, former league champions, etc.

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>>9863947
>7.
>Anon apparently knows how to use that sword even if it is a cool decoration.
>CLANK!

>>9863951
What? Banette will o wisp that freak!
>Fails on an 8 or 9.

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>>9863962
Well, someone with sixteen gym badges should qualify, right?
I wasn't just gonna ask for the job, I was going to earn it, and I'm still not sure if I'd want it, as I said, it's just a thought.

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>>9863842
Wow, how did you end in this situation?

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>>9863980
>Oh shit this is already going poorly
>Thank god she just had surprise backup show up
"You kidnapped this banette didn't you!? AND stole that mega stone!"
>BONK

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>>9863927
...Uh.
Action and adventure games?
I can also throw a ball back and forth with myself, and other things, but...it always make me a bit sad.

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>>9863980
>Burn'd.
>Guts activates.
I'm not up for your crap, plush thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXeaXriRT1o
>Knock Off!
252+ Atk Choice Band Guts Heracross Knock Off vs. 228 HP / 0 Def Banette-Mega: 308-364 (133.3 - 157.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>Ian: be a thing
>Check up that Catalyst application again

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>>9864002
Wait, don't!
>And he's out.

>>9864009
>The plush is KOed as well.
>Since they're probably going to check his ID it goes back to a Jayce Connor. Anon being Jack Connor.

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>>9864037
>Sasha kneels down next to the pokemon, pulling out her PDA and checking the tag, followed by the person
>Then she calls the cops, explaining what happened

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>>9863962
A gym leader eh? I might have to come over there and put you in your place. I would If i actually wanted to battle. Why do you like battling? It's barbaric. Also good luck battling those legendaries.
Also I have a common outfit for each contest.

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>>9863927
No, I think he's busy with his job!

>>9864013
>Odds
>Memes from other tabs are open and loud

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>>9864037
>Beetle really doesn't care.
>He grabs the sword and holds it up.
Mega Evolve me! Come on! What's with this thing?
>>9864058
Hey, can you fix this mega thing?
>Cross shakes the evidence at Sasha.

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>>9864058
>>9864075
>The cops come and round all the evidence up, as well as the KOed pokemon.
>They drag Jack into their squad car before driving off to Slateport.
>SCENE: END.

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>>9864085
"Well that was disappointing..."
>Sasha goes with the police to get a witness statement on paper and all that shit

>>9863927
Well it would be the case
>>9863962
He doesn't i tried before to kill myself but he would always interrupt, so i end unharmed
I told him that he shouldn't save me and he ignores it
>>9863995
The CEO fired me to put his cousin on my position
I worked all my life for a job like that and my family is very strict so it ended and my partner left me because of it too

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>>9864085
Hey! I wanted to mega evolve!
Maaaan.
>Cross goes with the police to give a statement too.
>>9864109
>Very annoying beetle sound.
Did you know that big ghost thing??

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>>9864126
"That was a mega banette, yeah, and the sword had a Keystone in it, I wonder where he got it..."

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>>9864142
"Isn't the key stone what you use to mega evolve?"
>Salty punchbeetle noises.
"Why didn't it work? Do I need to train more?"

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>>9863982
Maybe if they run out of literally every other option. I'm just not sure why they'd ask you instead of Virgil, Red, Tyson, Blue, Jon Dickson...
>>9864064
It's a double battle, good luck.
Battling is enjoyable for me - the adrenaline, the strategy, team work, the bond you need....
I've already beat Deoxys and Zygarde and battled Mega Rayquaza, Primal Groudon, and Primal Kyogre. I need to rematch the last three - I've gotten a lot better since then and want to see how it goes.
.... so it's one outfit for every type of contest or..
>>9864113
Then it sounds like you have a reason to live.

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>>9864013
>N finally receives an application
>Wanna repeat what it was? I didn't see the original rip

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>>9864166
"You need a human partner for it to work, and the Keystone is only half, if I remember right"
>She pauses
"I... think you need a Heracrossite for it? I might have the wrong name"
>Thank god PDAs can get the pokemon translation app or this would be very awkward

>>9864213
(meant for >>9864163 obviously)

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>>9864213
"Hmmm..."
>Cross sticks his hand out.
"Since I saved your butt you owe me one, then! I'm Cross!"

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>>9864166
I don't think Red is going to ever be a gym leader, Blue is... he WAS already a gym leader, now he's vanished, and the others, well, I'd just have to prove I'm better than them.
And the first step on that path is beating all sixteen gyms in the two regions!
>Vi is finally at Violet City, ready to battle!

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>>9864184
>Ian Reidd
>24, male
>Two years pokemon behavior feld researcher
>Three years soul sucking Pokemart clerk
>Currently with no fixed location, in Slateport at the moment this application was sent
>Willing to relocate, but unable to

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>>9864258
"I don't know what I can really give you in return for probably maybe saving my life, but thank you"
>She shakes "hands" with the buggo

>>9864289
>forgot the other half of my post, rip
"I'm Sasha, by the way"

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>>9864113
Nepotism sucks, and the everything else sucks more, my condolences.
Still, you obviously have a marketable skill, unless it was something very specific to that company.

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>>9864280
"Science field? That's Colress' thing."
>N forwards the application to Colress

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>>9864289
>>9864314
"Great!! A pleasure to be of service! Orrr whatever."
>Cross pauses for a moment, trying to keep from assaulting her with questions.
"Where do you live? Why do you dress like that? What do you want to do?"

I'm still waiting for a pokemon game with real-time combat, kingdom hearts style

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>>9864280
>>9864347
Oooh, very interesting. Hmm...
>>9864280
>Beep, message for you.
>"This is Colress of Catalyst. I can give you a job as a field researcher in Hoenn if that would work for you? I can set you up with an apartment in Mauville City and you'll be paid on research notes. How does this sound?"

>>9864368
(Oh Em... ok yeah you got me there that'd be cool as heck.)

>>9864368
What is: Pokken.

>>9864404
Turn-based fighting is stupid.

It would be a good idea to play with real-time combat where you can move around freely without any limitations

>>9864460
This game does not count

I talk about doing a main game, with real-time combat.


Where you can move freely and without limitations

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>>9864266
Last I checked Blue was just in Alola on vacation. I'm sure he'd be willing to come back and become the new gym leader.
The others have a bare minimum of eight badges each, Im not sure how exactly you're going to prove you're even equal to them without a championship, but whatever.
Good luck, I guess.

>>9864499
Just saying but kingdom hearts combat is absolute ass.
Pokemon with that style of combat would be even worse.

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>>9864398
>"Sounds perfect to me, sir"
>"When do I begin?"

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>Dustox (Original name dropped) flaps and fly above slateport, looking down at the coastal city, accidentally sending out a dust cloud every once in a while

>>9864521
It would be good several changes in pokemon.

A system of combats in real time.


Greater freedoms.


An open world

>>9864537
I hate turn-based fighting.


I want a games with real-time combat.


And besides, I also want a game of poems, with a lot of gore, blood, deaths, and the possibility of being able to kill pokemons

>>9864499
>>9864521
>>9864537
(Uh. Let's. Not do this? Make a thread about it on. Idk. /vp/ or something.)

>>9864595
>Wants edgimon
Disregarded.

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>>9864566
>"Work at your own pace, I'll start out paying you a commission on quality and quantity of notes and reports. If you want to specialize in researching a certain type I'll pay higher for bug notes."
>"Lastly I can set you up with an apartment in Mauville right now? I'll pay the first month's rent for you. How does that sound?"

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>>9864657
>"Bug and ghost types are my preferred specialization fields, indeed"
>"Given my current homeless situation, I can move to Mauville right away"

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>>9864778
>"Alright, I'll pay you extra for notes, observation and footage on bug types. Average for ghosts. Look for room #269, someone should be waiting there with the key for you."
>"If you have anything else you need to know or ask I can answer you."

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>>9864364
"I'm the one in your debt, Cross, not the other way around"
>She smiles
"Uh, this? well the hair is just because I like it that way, and the rest is just normal human clothes"
>Did I not mention her throwing on a hoodie and shorts, she doesn't dress like the pictures, she just has the hair and the weird metal clips

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>>9864503
Sixteen badges should do the trick, I think, and then there's actually beating the Indigo League and at least trying to battle the champion.
>Vi enters Violet City Gym, her team at her back, ready to battle
>Who the fuck is going to play Falkner
>I have not thought this through

>>9864404
(That ain't me, though I agree a real-time combat Pokemon game that isn't Pokken would be cool)

>>9864166
The only thing i care is that my swampert
And i know that he deserves a better place than with a failure like me
>>9864328
I was part of a big company that works with making potions, repels and necessities for trainers
I was one of the higher ups

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>>9864817
>"Nothing for now"
>"Thank you sir, this was a literal life saver"
>Ian: try to get in contact with the buggos before setting off for Mauville

>>9864890
Dude, you worked for one of those companies?
Do you have their recipes?

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>>9864890
Obviously he doesn't think so.
Unless you don't respect his opinions and ability to make his own decisions...
>>9864880
Jon Dickson has sixteen badges, there's your biggest competition.
Baby steps, you have to actually get the sixteen badges first.

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>>9864964
More like first I have to get one, Violet City's gym is being... less than cooperative.
>Send help we have no one playing Falkner
>Do I have to put Vi into purgatory

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>>9865037
>NPC him?
>I have Mal battle his team, you GM the fight?
"Vi I fuckin' hate birds."
>Mal nudges a burnt Pidgey with his foot, watching as it gets recalled by the gym trainer

>>9865100
>>9865037
(Weren't gym battles gonna be done on showdown now?)

>>9865161
(All the people who we'd have do the gym stuff are phone posting right now)

>>9865161
(I... don't know, I think I remember that being a thing but I'm not sure anymore, up to the GMs, either way I'll put together a team)

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>>9864855
>Cross chuckles.
"Yeah, but no one in Johto wore weird clips on their hair. Or anything like... What you're wearing."
>Punchbeetle has no self control.
>Clinkaclank goes one of the clips.

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>>9865100
"Good, burn them all"
>Vi steps up to the gym leader, Falkner
"Alright, I've gone through all your trainers, let's end this"
>Shit I have no idea what team Falkner would use or what levels they'd be at

>>9864922
i don't have the recipes they are confidential
But i do know some things about it like how potions have similar nutrients to oran and sitrus berries but synthetic and inprooved the potency of the pontion veries of course
(I only will be vague because i will end up being a headcannon i make so it probably won't make people here happy)
>>9864964
Got me there...
i guess i was being selfish...

>>9864595
Go play smt i guess
I mean i doubt there is the amount of blood and gore that you want but it's an option

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Asking for a friend, does anyone know where I can buy a wheelchair?

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>>9865345
(Guess we're actually doing it in Showdown, I'll link the fight here:
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-590015000 )

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>>9865498
Aren't we all
>>9865593
... I think you can get one through your hospital or medical provider or whatever.

>Doodle on Tobias' cheek while you wait for him to wake up

>>9865617
>New trainer
>Falkner is using a full comp team
what the fuck???? This is Pokemon not goddamn smogon

>>9865617
that team was Really strong for a first leader
vi doesnt have a gym badge and shes basically fighting an end game team
it seems like theyre just trying to btfo her early

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>>9865641
Alright.
...Do you know any good therapists?

>>9865694
>>9865729
(I'm not going to criticize the GM people but that team did seem a little unfair.)

>>9865694
>>9865729
(That was using his WORLD TOURNAMENT team from BW2, so yeah, way overboard for some young trainer with no badges)

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>>9865729
>>9865694
(I already talked to him about it)
>>9865742
Uh.... no...?
I really haven't needed that sorta thing, sorry.

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>>9865617
(After the GMs talked it out I'm getting a rematch against a downsized team:
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-590018970 )

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>>9865773
>>9865775
(Sorry, hopefully I didn't come off aggro.)

>>9865775
Dang...
>Venture out from Meteor Falls to seek a therapist.

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>>9865790
>Vi leaves the Violet City Gym, gleefully holding her badge in the air
"Alright, one down, fifteen to go!"
>She rushes over to the Pokecenter, reviving Mal and Trace
"You did really good there Trace, and you did a good job too Mal, same to you Drax, that was great, we just need to keep it up, and we'll be at the E4 in no time!"

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>>9865853
>Trace chuckles slightly.
"Better than Mal, at least."

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>>9865641
>Tobias hath awoken.
Good morning. How are you?

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>>9865861
>A tail curls around Trace's leg, tugging and aiming to knock him off balance
>>9865853
"Why do I have Overheat if ya never let me use it"

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>>9865861
"Be nice to your boyfriend, Trace, he did really well until the rocks started flying"

>>9865894
"Because we wanted that chance to flinch at first, and then we were up against something that was resistant to it"

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>>9865827
(You're fine, I kinda thought it was too much too. Megas are kinda a final gym leader and E4 thing)
...have fun with that?
>>9865874
"Good morning."
>The doodle is quickly finished, Alain stuffing his hands back in his pockets
"I'm alright. Sleep well?"

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>>9865894
>The leg is pulled up as Trace grabs the tail.
"Are we holding hands? Apologies, I lack a tail."

>>9865910
"Sure he did."

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>>9865938
...What'd you draw on me this time?
>Tobias flicks his phone out, trying to get a look.
Fairly well, anything you want to do today?

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>>9865950
"He really did, he didn't even take a hit from that Pidgeot, it was just against that Areodactyl that he had problems, and really that was my fault for not switching him out for you right away"
>She looks at the pokemon couple, smiling
"Anyways, next up is Azalea town! I think we can take that on tonight if we walk fast enough, and Mal's gonna love it, it's a Bug Gym, he's the best pokemon on the team for that"

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>>9865910
>Mal grumbles something about fires, birds, and fried chicken, huffing and pouting.
>>9865950
"Nah, if I wanted to hold hands I'd fuckin' use my hand. Gee, for a computer you can be pretty dumb."

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>>9866007
"So I'm your ace?"
>Trace chuckles slightly.
"Let's see him toast some bugs, come on."

>>9866015
>Trace nips at Mal.
"Oh, my big strong hero, kill those bugs for us!"

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>>9865970
>There are small doodles of Charizards on Tobias' cheek, with one attempt at a Darkrai
"You wanted to rule Kanto, right? Best way to do that is becoming the champion."
>He fidgets with the pen in his pocket, foot tapping the ground habitually
"I don't know if the League would let two people hold the spot as a double battle thing but.... maybe we can convince them."

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>>9866015
"Hey, it's fried bugs up next, dude, this is right up your alley. I'm sorry I let you get smashed up by that Areodactyl"

>>9866037
"No, I think that's Drax"
>She smiles at the silent ghost next to her
"Yeah, let's go, the faster we get to Azalea the better"
>She gets up, and the team moves out to Azalea Town!
>Rolling for travel time

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>>9866081
>Tobias stares up at the ceiling for a moment in thought.
"Well if we can prove ourselves and prove that a dual champion would be interesting and get more challengers in I'm sure they'd accept us. You think we can do that?"

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>>9866037
>The nip is countered with a smack from Mal's tail
"Anythin' for you, darlin'."
>>9866082
"Ain't there a prize thingy for beatin' gyms?"

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>>9866082
"If you say so."
>Trace will remember that.
>Trace follows after Vi.

>>9866160
"Oh! Ow! You wound me! Zounds! I am undone!"
>Trace chuckles.
"Thank you, honey."

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>>9866127
"Hmm... I'm not sure about the more challengers part, but yeah. Maybe we can argue that Kanto-Johto is two regions and should thus have two champions?"
>He pulls a hand from his pocket, scratching his chin as he thinks the matter over more
"... we're already gym leaders, do you think we'll have to do the entire gym challenge? Battle ourselves for our own badge?"

>>9866190
>>Trace will remember that.
o she fukt up

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>>9866160
"Oh, right!"
>Vi pulls out TM51: Roost
"Falkner gave me this and some cash, it's Roost, so you'd get the best use out of it, being able to heal up and not take so much damage from rock types seems like something you need"

>>9866190
>Vi seems to realize she may have offended the robot
"I meant that like he's the one that's been with me the longest, and he's the one that finished out the battle, you're stronger than him in terms of levels, you might actually be my Ace, we'll see along the way!"

>The team arrives in Azalea Town!

"But for now, this show belongs to your boyfriend, let's burn this place to the ground Mal!"

>>9865641
but yeah
he doesn't want me to die, maybe i shouldn't keep trying
but i have nothing left
what should i do to keep going?

>>9866250
You should work with him, become a trainer, take on local gyms, your family has to take you back if you're a respected trainer, right?

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>>9866205
>Tobias nods.
"That's a good argument. Hm... I doubt it but... Maybe we should anyway?"

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>>9866190
"Yeah no probs babe just fuckin' sit back and-"
>>9866245
>The dragon's attention has been caught
"Gimme. Gimme the fuckin' thing I wanna be able to roost."

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>>9866245
>The computer nods.
"I understand. Come on, let's get this gym done."

>>9866383
>Holy heck my boyfriend is cute.
>Watch the dragon be cute.

(Does someone have Yveltal or Xerneas?)

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>>9866383
>Vi jumps up, putting the TM on Mal's head and overwriting Dragon Claw
"There, let's go"

>>9866412
"Yeah, this is gonna be easier than Falkner, I think"

>She enters the gym, and the ass kicking of trainers begins!

>>9866429
(Both are claimed)

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>>9866429
(Both of them are claimed but I'll talk to the role players about giving them up. It's been a long time since either have been played.)
>>9866275
"So... I throw a battle with you to give you a badge, you throw a battle with me?"

>>9866444
>>9866466
(Alright.)

>>9866442
(Alright, thanks to SB for being my gym leaders tonight, here we go again!
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-590033800 )

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>>9866466
>Tobias nods.
"I'll give you the easiest battle of your life."

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>>9866514
(Now everyone knows I fucked up badly at balancing)

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>>9866514
>Mal fainted again
>Trace the Ace
>Vi leaves the gym with her head held high and one gym badge richer
>She also got some cash and the U-turn TM, but Kylar already has U-turn so fukkin who gives a shit
"You did fucking amazing there Trace, I was worried those rocks were going to get you when I sent you out again, but you pulled through!"
>Hug the robot and go to the pokecenter to revive Drax and Mal

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>>9866484
(The Xerneas player isn't online at the moment so I'll have to talk to him later. Yveltal is being talked to right now, I'll let you know how it goes.)
>>9866526
"Alright, let's go!"
>Alain sends out Weavile, level 85

>>9866611
>Implying everyone didn't already know
Don't worry we for I've you

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>>9866719
"Verrrry easy."
>Darkrai LV 90 is sent out.
>Darkrai goes for Dark Void.
>50% acc you know the deal.

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>>9866844
>Don't worry we for I've you
Wat

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>>9866651
>Snug the dragon.
"Thank you, I'm trying my hardest for all of this."

>>9866868
(forgive, I think?)

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>>9866881
"I know, so is everyone else, or I hope so. Poor Mal can't catch a break with the stones though"
>She looks at the snuggled up couple
"So, do we want to press on for Goldenrod, or rest here for the night?"

Bonjour, /par/.
Does anyone have advice on how to muster courage to face someone intimidating without the use of, ahem, liquid courage?

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>>9866861
"... wow. I guess I'm gonna get another notch on my ring."
>Rolling for Weavile to wake up - wakes up on evens and uses Icicle Crash. If that evens is a 2 it also flinches.
252 Atk Life Orb Weavile Icicle Crash vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Darkrai: 152-179 (60 - 70.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>9866719
>>9866484
(The Xerneas player said he's dropping Xerneas, feel free to pick him up.)

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>>9866918
>Trace chuckles.
"Shame for him, we should keep moving! Day hasn't ended yet!"

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>>9866966
Bonjour!
Spend a day pep talking yourself and getting your self esteem up, of course!

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>>9866972
"A few. Holy shit."
>Darkrai flinches and isn't attacking this turn.
>>9866966
"Get some friends to come with you."

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>>9866984
>>9866918
"Fuckin'. Rocks. I fuckin' hate rocks. Pure hatred. I hate them."
>The angry dragon crawls onto Trace, curling up on the top of his shell.

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>>9866984
>>9867037
"Guess you're going to be carrying your boyfriend the whole way"
>Vi giggles, and the team heads out again
>Rolling for travel time, anything above a 5 and the gym is closes

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>>9866966
Lets look this up in the Meowth Guide of Many Things...

Step 1: Place yourself so you are in between your girl/boyfriend and the scary person in question.
Step 2: Hit your significant other
Step 3: Face the scary person
Step 4: Do what you'd normally do to escape an angry significant other

Note though, it probably doesn't apply because you lack the spine to get anyone to be interested in you. This is probably fortunate, because even if you did they'd just use you as a doormat, or even worse a floral rug to match their coffee table.

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>>9867010
"A few?"
>There's an awkward silence as Alain considers the words
"Tobias? How many legendaries do you have?"
>Icicle Crash.
>Same damage roll, misses on 9, flinches on 0-2.

>>9866996
That would help. Tell myself that the man I'm most concerned with can't harm me, not where he's going.
>>9867010
Er, I'm testifying against a number of them.
Still, I could call my friend from Ambrette for moral support?
>>9867074
That makes no sense.

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>>9867037
"Don't they suck?"
>Trace gives him a gentle nudge.
>>9867056
"Oh well, he rides me a lot."
>Trace follows after Vi.

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>>9867096
"Wouldn't you like to know."
>Latios LV90 is sent out!
>Draco Meteor!
252 SpA Life Orb Latios Draco Meteor vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Weavile: 302-356 (125.8 - 148.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>9867159
Go for it! If you need a friend I can always come.

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>>9867159
Testifying? What'd your friends do?
I wish I could testify against Cipher, but they'd put a bullet in my brain for doing it, so my situation is a little worse than yours.

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>>9867159
Well.. I suppose you being to stupid to understand is better than you taking it as a weird compliment. I wonder how that tangled yarn ball is doing anyways.

>>9867196
>trying this hard to get cipher shut down
christ youre salty

>>9867237
(Nah man, it's called having a character with motivation, maybe actually RP instead of shitposting and you'll learn a thing or two)

>>9867237
(Just ignore him if you don't like the character that much, it's what I'm doing.)

>>9866868
(What >>9866883
Said. Auto correct a crap. Sorry. Heh.)

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>>9867056
"Damn right he is."
>>9867161
>Trace receives a nudge back
"Not as much as you."

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>>9867161
>>9867296
>The Gym is closed for the night when they get there
"Well... shit, looks like this is our stop for the night, let's go to the Pokecenter, they give trainers free room and board"
(I might be wrong on that, but it was a thing in the anime)

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>>9867196
I'm pretty sure being so blatantly and casually not being with them would be more than enough reason already.

If that doesn't get you killed though, your atrocious choice in hair dye probably will. I'm sure your already in the crosshair of every self-respecting cosmetologist.

>>9867237
(My only problem is apparently he didnt talk with he ciphergrunt people and that feels a bit metagamey to make a character and not talk with the like... GMs of the group p much.)

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>>9867296
"Oh, I do it well, too."
>>9867327
"Alright, I am a bit tired."
>Trace follows after Vi.

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>>9867341
Yes, but it's a difference of being on a priority list and being at the TOP of a priority list.
And my hair is this shade naturally, thank you very much!

>>9867344
(I talked with them about it though, and got permission before even deciding she was from Cipher?)