/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Depression Pudding Cups Edition
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>>9827755
[NEW RELEASES]
>Soundtrack (Vol. 1)
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/YP-SU-FLAC-OST01.zip
Torrent: https://su-g.pw/f4z96
iTunes: http://apple.co/2riEbl9
>Steven Universe "Wanted"
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!p10X0I5Z
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0501i
Marebucks: Starting https://marebucks.com/sun/127
Dailymotion: https://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x4w9p0
[NEWS]
>Art book "Art and Origins" available for pre-order
http://www.abramsbooks.com/product/steven-universe-art-origins_9781419724435/
>Graphic novel "Anti-Gravity" available for pre-order
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1608869962/
[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt and comics: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
Comics, soundtracks, older 720p/1080p episodes: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
Soundtracks: https://mega.nz/#F!Bxcn3LbC!JZSLtIcE_E510tzc3czCdg
Streaming: https://marebucks.com/sun/
>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags)
>2 minute previews and screenshots from CN server
http://kametsu.com/topic/57130-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
[OFFICIAL SITES]
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[MISC]
>/sug/ writebin
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>Archived threads
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jasper and pearl are best gems
I like skinny.
KEK~
Thirf thread? fuck of jerk
This is Zircon. Say something nice to her.
Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis
>>9831234
I think I'm liking this.
>>9831233
This joke was already run to the ground and it hasn't been 24 hours.
>>9831233
You made it one page early, but I guess kudos for linking both threads as last thread
>>9831233
Like it or not, this is the ideal gem - this is what peak performance looks like
>>9831264
You like shit.
>>9831280
You're better than mediocre
>>9831283
Last one anon
>>9831292
fat
>>9831236
cuz there is no place in da barn
>>9831281
>>9831280
your fans are the least autistic, least cancerous, and are probably the greatest thing to happen to /sug/
AHEM, gentlemen.
>>9831280
Your voice actor is amazing.
>>9831315
Too bad, they're cuties.
>>9831287
It's been around longer than that. A few weeks now I think. Also it's only me. I think I saw one person say it one other time.
Whe is this show so different each season. It cant even hold line.
Taking requests!
> Keep them simple
> Don't expect the best art in the world
I just wanna thank you guys for everything
>>9831357
stupid fucking underage perifag
>>9831332
This is a high honor, thank you anon
>>9831359
Pearl hugging Sadie
>>9831359
Lars X Paddy
>>9831359
Memedot trying do something without memes but she fails as always
Humans should ask the real questions
>>9831359
Lapis hugging Pumpkin.
>>9831356
>Also it's only me.
Then you have an awful grasp for comedy timing.
>>9831368
Thanks, bud
>>9831359
Blue Zircon holding a Jasper plush
>>9831359
amethyst with a gun
>>9831359
Sapphire and Centipeetle
>>9831359
Jasper using Steven clothes
>>9831359
Yellow diamond doing a slam dunk
>>9831387
What timing? We are talking about the pudding thing? I only mention it when I'm eating pudding (sometimes yogurt) and depressed
>>9831359
Greg meeting Bloople
>>9831380
Peedee was shot 4 such heresy
>>9831322
Did that anon finish the Lapiven story?
>>9831359
Connie in a cute dress.
>>9831332
I'm touched, anon
>>9831351
I know right
>>9831418
who?
>tfw another lonely night in bed
>tfw it's better off so you don't inflict yourself on people
>>9831359
a tenfold smug yellow pearl
>>9831370
>>9831421
YOU'RE WELCOME!
>>9831359
Lapis and Peridot in bunny girl outfits serving Steven
*sigh*
*lights cigarette*
*takes a puff*
*takes it out and throws it on the ground*
*gets on my motorcycle and revs it up*
*kicks the kickstand*
gettin an arc
*drives off*
>>9831432
Are you so certain of that, that you will alienate yourself so that it doesn't happen
>>9831431
girl from king of the hill
>>9831441
fatass
>>9831359
Casual attire Blue Diamond
>>9831359
Buck Dewey gasping
>>9831359
Jasper punching Yellow Diamond's foot
>>9831459
oh, she's cute
>>9831441
>That was all a setup for this joke
high tier
>>9831451
barn
/r/ imgur link with old flockdraw
>>9831453
I'm not trying to
but I'm just telling myself that to try and make myself feel a little better like there is a silver lining
(citrus eternal)
>>9831414
sorry no, some stuff came up today, i'll do it tomorrow
>>9831486
hopefully ending with a shattering
>>9831359
Lapis x godzilla please
>>9831486
die
>>9831514
hopefully she goes out screaming "steven help me! i'm pathetic and weak! help me steven!"
>>9831490
In the choice of a cheap happiness and a potential for a deeper enjoyment, I always air on the side of the latter. There's still so much potential for things to do on your own, needing only to be recognized as a possibility
Gems should get a better chair
>>9831513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EfvHUs_EgY
>>9831537
>she
You mean 'they', hopefully
Which characters would have the cutest looking Pearls?
>>9831551
When it's all you ever do it's other side
try to do stuff but it's just tonight hitting me hard
>>9831587
Pink DIamond
>>9831587
>>9831587
i really like that mspaint Eyeball Pearl
>>9831598
sorry I really messed up typing that
Where to find good SU art?
>>9831598
I can't say I register this fully, but I've certainly known similar conditions. I hope for you to find a resolution, preferable to you.
>>9831621
Eyeball is gonna get the hands when she isn't looking
goodnight i love you
RL is shit. It ruins everything
>>9831604
>>9831645
>>9831631
I messed up typing it and went to fix it but messed that up so it looks like a mess
I basically meant I know there are things to do but it's hitting me hard tonight and it's everyday
>>9831660
Good night you have good taste
>>9831670
Never gets old.
>>9831661
>dabbing
My eyes burn
>>9831378
She can't even make art without making a meme
>>9831688
reminds me of when I was out of work. I just hopped trains all around
>>9831661
Lapidot is cancer and these people deserve to burn for bringing it into real life.
>>9831233
Never watched the show but I'd bend Pearl over a table and fuck her long and hard.
>>9831751
Cool
>>9831751
Never stick your dick in crazy bud
>>9831644
paheal
>>9831660
Good night you have shit taste
>>9831660
Good night, you have tastes
>>9831660
Good night you have
>>9831800
>steven as a shield
2birds1stone.png
>>9831809
Fuck off, /b/
>>9831800
>>9831829
>>9831821
Steven is basically Captain America
>>9831660
Me too. Good night good sex!
>>9831838
>>9831709
Its not her fault. Just a shape.
>>9831837
I fucking hate the weekends, and summer.
>>9831830
>>9831838
yeah, that seems about fair given his character progression
we /spiderman/ now?
>>9831870
>>9831863
that's a rape face, she's 100% gonna fuck that child
>>9831863
>>9831884
It's only a tiny lip bite.
>>9831884
Girls dont rape. Only men do.
Help out and report.
>>9831896
>>9831896
That's some good bait anon
>>9831896
thanks for the update, tumblr. Please join /pol/ in the category of: Irrelevent ideological babble
>>9831904
Here's another couple of dumb little sketches by your friendly neighborhood Music Anon.
apagando las luces
>>9831552
nice perspective
>>9831954
Is there a term for thinking about being in a coma a lot
>>9831904
>>9831961
Comaphilia
>>9831961
Yeah its calling autism
>>9831950
always nice to see you around music anon
>>9831660
Good night you taste
>>9831863
>>9831400
DELET
>>9831661
i got to say im really pissed off about that squat
WHO THE FUCK SQUATS LIKE THAT
WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT
>>9831332
>implying zirconfags aren't old lapidotfags
>>9831985
It's always nice to be here. I've been in a bit of a artistic roadblock so I haven't drawn or composed in weeks and I broke that today so that's nice.
I just hope someone got the reference in that last picture. SOMEONE will.
>>9832002
>Shitty Ponyo edit
The state of you Lapivenfags, I swear. Damn Good movie too.
>>9831751
you can literally watch the whole show in a day
>>9832021
What are aquafags?
>>9832021
>faggots that like a specific character and faggots that like a terrible meme ship are exactly the same
>>9831661
That heathen pearl isn't wearing shoes outside absolutely disgusting
>>9832002
>>9832049
i fucking hate when kids get into encyclopedia dramatica
Pearl should have BIG BEAUTIFUL BREASTS
>>9832068
pic?
>>9832068
Okay
>>9832018
Steven gotta get more flexible, yo.
>>9832021
Kill yourself
>>9832063
>>9832034
No he cant. 1 ep 11m 25s there are 129 of them it wuld be 1451 min 25 sec it hours it be a whole dal (24 h 18 min 75 sec)
>>9832013
thank you!
>>9832094
Go on...
>>9832094
Casual Reminder that /trash/sug/ is a million times better than /co/sug/ and the only time it turns into such a cesspool is when the /co/fags come over.
[sad message]
>>9832068
Agreed
Murdercock
Murdercock
Friendly neighborhood murdercock
Wealth and fame
He's ignored:
Cucking Pearl is his reward.
>>9832102
ok so
you can literally watch the whole show in a day AND 19 MINUTES
>>9832124
That's true
>>9832132
>>9832116
>>9832116
We're all stuck with each other until new episodes come
>>9832114
If she is the perfect soldier, why didn't she defended her Diamond's life?
>>9832158
Really true
>>9832132
For you JoJofaggot
>>9832128
[piecemeal attempt to dispel sadness without bringing in own personal sadness]
>>9831661
>>9831732
[zirconfag says something retarded]
>>9832180
You better delete that
>>9832163
You could be just perfect. You must spec. on something. Loke jasper. She was perfect in sucking.
>>9832142
>derailing /sug/
>>9832132
KONO GREGU DA
>>9832192
[ anon attempts heresay on /sug/'s Jesus]
>>9832192
[mildly provocative rebuttal]
We are going into nex level
>>9832199
I just saw people opening up raid threads on /i/ it isn't impossible for them to annoy the fuck out of us for a day.
>>9832225
>>9832218
what
>>9832225
Burn for your sins
>>9832226
Raids... on a fucking art board?
>>9832101
If I didn't wake up it would be okay
>>9832259
[Negative response for having a character I dislike]
ok so there is a spiderman poster
lets just ignore him and never acknowledge him again
ok?
>>9832272
I don't think so.
>>9832272
t would suck for our family I guess
>>9832258
>>9832305
kek
>>9832254
Please tell me he (his spermatozoa) fused with them (their ova)
i miss her so fucking much
>>9832327
so much human potential wasted in death - the last hurrah into absolute nothingness. Why then not to see what one can make with their organic moment - not in service of any grand idea or expecting to make "history" but merely to have experienced what one should like to, themselves.
>>9832370
But im here perifag you could be only fag
>>9832370
She's never coming back anon I'm sorry
>>9832327
Same reason as other anon and that life isn't something you should throw away, If there is even a SLIGHT chance of things getting better you should take it.
>>9832398
Maybe we sould call her?
Peridot WHERE ARE YOU
>>9832389
>>9832414
I'm not about to kill myself just if it happened accidentally
I know there is probably nothing after death so might as well see what happens
>>9832452
It's useless she's dead and gone anon
>>9832461
SHE CAN STILL COME BA-oh forget about
she is a meme now
>>9832495
Dead meme
>>9832495
She'll always be a meme now
>>9832456
just know there's a giant repository of us here to take your mind off shit, bud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuZ7kzBNPm0 Hope this makes someone laugh
>>9832370
You miss shit.
>>9832370
Peridot is dead, and instead of mourning her, they're parading her corpse around and expecting us to laugh.
>>9832370
we all do
>>9831403
It's too small!
>>9832530
Nope hate blizzard since wow wotlk
>>9832254
he at the very least has been following them on instagram as of very recent
>>9832323
>>9832551
cute
>>9832551
oh hi bz
hows things
>>9832558
i wish this was an episode
>>9832575
What would the name be?
>>9832552
It's just nonsensical facts
>>9832566
dying inside pls help
>>9832586
Connie Dies
>>9832586
Gem Intervention
That would just be one scene in a montage of Lapis ruining everything with her moodiness.
>>9832586
connie's birthday
>>9831403
Non-lewd version
>>9832608
oh
dont do that
>>9832612
I need someone to storyboard this now
>>9831233
Was at a party today and saw a guy with really big gauge holes in his ears, made me think of Lars except the guy wasn't very attractive
You know, I dont think ive ever actually seen a cute guy with gauges irl before
>tfw you'll never actually meet a qt Lars lookalike irl to be your bf
Feels bad
>>9832634
>tfw philipinos are literally asian mexicans
you will never meet a qt lars because every philipino looks like shit
>>9832634
He's out there somewhere anon
>>9832631
I'll try to remember to make a comic about it tomorrow. I'm too tired tonight.
>>9832659
Why lars is philipino?
>>9832670
Really? Thank you
Pink Lars got more good fanart in such a short time than I think a lot of gems did. As gay as tumblr comes off as they will still trip over themselves for a pretty boy
>>9832545
At least she tried
Good night, /sug/ anons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVM-tFAdADg
Hope you have a good one, good company, good drink, and good music
>>9832708
Night have wonderful dreams
>>9832677
Because Ian confirmed he is part filipino.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13159823
http://www.strawpoll.me/13159823
http://www.strawpoll.me/13159823
http://www.strawpoll.me/13159823
>>9832677
Lars probably started as a ethnically ambiguous dude at the Big Donut but as Sucrose was developing the plot and choosing all the pinoy VAs she and the crew probably discovered more about Filipino culture and decided it was a good fit for a mixed race teen with Avoidant Personality Disorder.
>>9832743
Fuck all answering serious! I want my voice back!
>>9832792
what?
>>9832700
Its true
Who can resist a pretty boy tho?
>>9832796
>Fuck all answering seriously! I want my vote back!
>>9832808
>>9831621
Why is the Pearl so mad?
>>9833207
>perosnas
You mean stands?
>>9833210
have you listened to the songs?
they are cringe inducing
>>9833226
She's seen his darkest fantasies
>>9833250
I try not to.
The adaptations are decent, the singing is subpar. The only good ones are Greg songs, as this Greg VA can actually sing.
Thoughts on E;R?
>>9833278
the voices are not THAT bad
some of the songs are decent and some others are utter shit
>>9833282
No.
>>9833282
Extreme rape?
It's great
Original is great why suck dub tit. btw english in SU super primitive to understand
>>9833302
The Pearl one can't emote for shit, but its the best one they could find.
>>9833306
why not
>>9833282
>>9833321
>>9833330
>>9833322
>btw english in SU super primitive to understand
Not when Ruby is talking, I need subs for that shit.
>>9833341
>>9833349
So we are just posting jasper?
>>9833321
>>9833330
>>9833341
>>9833349
>>9833354
I'm normally no fan of Jasper, but what is it about her in fancy lingerie that just... feels right.
>>9833342
Just watch at her tiny little small body and imagine how she sucks your cock i always do so.
>>9833326
What is this 'Nicholas Cage/Brendan Fraser' mutant crossbreed?
she needs orange cuddles to turn those sads into glads
>>9833369
I actually had fun today. Can't remember the last time that happened.
>>9833376
Sam "run but you can't" Hyde.
Shot 2 kindergartens
>>9833362
Post what you like.
Rebecca reacting to su fanart at 5:00
https://youtu.be/CmcOw0LPIoA
Her reaction to that one fanart of herself was cute
>>9833385
What did you do?
>>9833378
I feel ya senpai
You insert one character from anything into SU just for shits and giggles.
What happens in the next episode with them in it?
>>9833378
I'll cuddle you.
>>9833395
Recognizing my sexuality all the day long
>>9833378
How can she say that's happy while being alone when she's wearing a shit with "cuddle slut" on it?
>>9833425
Did you go to a pride parade?
>>9833442
because she's lying
>>9833442
*cough* File name *cough*
>>9833392
I'm rather liking this Q&A. Her bit on her own fan art was enlightening.
>>9833378
GC what tag is it? Great Cunt? Giant Cock? Garbage Can?
>>9833475
Ask
>>9833378
I'd cuddle the shit out of her, good shit
>>9833307
What do you mean by extreme rape? As opposed to what? Subtle rape?
>>9833405
Jasper from Steven Universe
She fixes the show
>>9833477
You jest surely
>>9833405
>>9833448
>>9833425
i remember the day i discovered i was bi
best fap ever
>>9833405
Sailor moon.
Her and steven fuse and purify all of Homeworld and the Diamonds through the power of love
Show is now over
>>9833501
How did this happen? Did you touch yourself with a stick or something?
>>9833470
She also said she still draws fanart
>tfw we will never see her current fanart
>>9833518
wtf?
i just jerked off to straight and gay shit
>>9833538
Maybe she's a drawfag for /co/ somewhere, and we will know who's who.
>>9833378
galaxy stop it shes too cute im going to die
>>9833518
>>9833555
Woah, look at that trip
>>9833555
Trips of truth confirm
How would feel if this was at the end of Mister Greg instead of pearl and greg making up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15DH2_IacHw
>>9833538
>you will never see her new r34 fan art
>>9833590
Quite frankly, maybe it's for the best.
>>9833572
Good my penis is 2 small to be a gay.
>>9833581
>Woah, Pearl finally said fuck.
>>9833602
I just want to see her Lapis lewds.
>>9833602
I feel similar to how I learned that Ankama has tons of r34 that will never be released.
Just a reminder. I won and you lost. You know who you are.
>>9833572
that's impresive
>>9833647
>>9833699
Nigga don't be cryptic, it's too late for that shit
>>9833699
Well of course, you're me from the future.
>>9826033
kill yourself
>>9833737
what did i missed?
>>9833742
Their faces, I can never get over the faces.
>>9833749
Indexer going through the old threads and shitposting.
>>9833749
It's just indexer.
>>9833739
Same
>>9833739
and then she would knock you in the face
>>9833809
Now i get it. Where are fucking tears
>>9833739
Jasper wouldn't be my first choice on bringing me too bed. I fear she'll be too rough.
YOu could use her(jasper) as bed instead. Her hair must be very soft and her tits as a pillow her mouth as night pot
>>9831603
kill yourself
jasper's hair is for sleeping
>>9833928
>ywn sleep in jasper's silky soft hair
Why live
>>9833861
I tried, maybe not my best, but I tried regardless.
>>9833841
That'd be unfortunate.
>>9834015
>bm
>>9831441
>tfw maui was kinda hot
Wanna lick peridots glasses
>>9834046
peridot used to be hot
>>9834046
she wouldnt like that
>>9834039
Hands off sister, maui is canonically /asexual/
>>9833055
WHAT
goodnight everypony-i mean- everygem
>>9834064
Where did Maui being ace come from
>tfw I'm ace too
>>9834067
The craziest thing is it's real looks it up
>>9834087
goodnight anon
>>9834087
Night
>>9834096
Buy it. Some anon posted underwear boxers from Amazon with stock art of Jasper on them. Said they were going to buy them but never delivered
FAAAAAAAPISSS AAAAREEE YOOOU OKAAY?
>>9834108
No you buy it
>>9834115
No.
>>9834087
Don't use either of those.
Fuck, I tried to sleep and now I'm just fully awake
http://troffie.tumblr.com/post/161636673178/here-are-some-zircons-and-stevens-and-one
Storyboards of the trial. Wouldn't be surprised if this was posted in a earlier thread but I was asleep then.
>>9834154
Agreed.
>>9834130
With shipping and conversion to CAD it's $30.. no thanks kek
You can also get it in blue
>>9834159
Sad life
>>9834170
$30 fucking dollars for a fidget spinner with clarence and steven kissing
>>9834171
It's all good, I can get some work done. Might up and make a playlist for work in the morn.
>>9834188
True
extra soff
>>9834204
Why do you draw Zircon so much? Is she crying because of the file name?
>>9834204
Thicc zircon=best zircon
>>9834204
stop making me cry every night knowing i will never cuddle with your zircon
>>9834204
I want to kiss the belly
>>9834204
CUTE
U
T
E
>>9834215
I draw Zircon because she's a cute bean-headed dork and I love her.
>>9834216
All Zircon is good Zircon
>>9834221
:(
>>9834223
Do it fagit
>>9834233
nice dubs my dude
Lapis would be a great caretaker
>>9834154
>>9834259
Hey wait you didn't answer why she's crying.
>>9834272
Because this is Steven Universe, you fool, we have a cry quota to fill
>>9834221
MAKE A TULPA
>>9834259
I sometimes imagine zircon's hood is hair
>>9834259
I propose marriage, I will support you financially - you continue drawing rocks from childrens shows
>>9834290
>a complete covering of hair on the neck
That makes me itch
>>9834287
a... tulpa?
>>9834295
Get out hussein
>>9834295
back off, she's mine
go back to your noose, Saddam
>>9834301
A flower you stopid.
>>9834301
I think the last tulpa general went down
A tulpa is like an imaginary friends but for adults
Google it
>>9834302
But anon, I'm already gone
>>9834298
I know right just imagine ingrown neck hair
>>9834287
I'll just leave this here.
Please don't, people on /mlp/ have taken their own lives, when their tulpas started to "haunt" them, for lack of a better word.
>>9834301
Self-induced schizophrenia
Don't fall for the tulpa meme
>>9834329
jesus, those greentexts are kind of funny until you realize they actually ruined themselves
>>9834287
>>9834323
>>9834330
yeah after reading this shit i think im going to pass on making a tulpa. besides if i cant fuck it without it screaming then im out
>>9834323
Someone draw the hovering and screaming limbless peridot please
>>9834355
Just get a body pillow and stick a fleshlight in it
>>9834365
im actually considering spending $230 to get a 4'1 size peridot plushie
>>9834371
link?
>>9834374
its a custom order, sorry
>>9834295
I'm sorry, I'm taken already Mr. Hussein
>>9834371
Can you get it with a fleshlight installed?
>>9834383
Who are you going to have make it
>>9834371
That's even better-- wait would this person do any character or just Peri?
>>9834385
Nah dog I mean no actual arms and legs
>>9834371
Post it when it's home, I'm curious. If you will buy it that is.
>tulpa talk
I'm surprised there hasn't been more of this.
>>9834355
I have a tulpa. It took me about a year and a half to perfect it, but it's like having a girlfriend that no one but you can see, feel, smell, hear, and taste. I'm sure those greentexts are simply trolls trying to make people laugh.
You have to put in the time and mental strain to perfect a tulpa.
My Peridot isn't limbless and only screams when we fuck.
>>9834259
>>9834295
>>9834308
heres photographic proof of me banging the shit out of her
check and mate, faggots
>>9834371
Thats huge pile of money in my c but q for su merch. is so meh
>>9834391
the plushie maker doesnt like doing anything that is remotely nsfw, but i probably could tear into the poor thing and stuff a fleshlight in it if i wanted to
>>9834394
this dude etsy.com/shop/Renchanshop
>>9834405
for a custom order this person would do any character, but it will be expensive like $200+
>>9832708
kill yourself
>>9833058
kill yourself
>>9833112
kill yourself
>>9834417
i love you
>>9834417
Can't argue with that
>>9833341
kill yourself
>>9834371
>plushie
just get an orc monstergirl sexdoll (MGSD), select the shortstack height option, blonde hair option, and style her hair like Peridot's. Then just find some transparent green plastic to make her visor and BAM, you got a Peridot sex doll!
>>9834420
I'd love to have a Zircon plush, damn
>>9834413
>only screams when we fuck
*breathes in* AAAHHAHHAAHAHAHA
>>9834420
Seems like it's high quality
>>9834387
I accept this, I wish you happiness in love. Also you are now an honorary part of the Ba'ath party - so hey, live it up
>>9834355
>>9834360
I'm not very well-versed in the Tupla buzz, but I think we can all agree that sticking a dick in anything too soon is generally a bad idea.
>>9834001
kill yourself
>>9834446
dont tempt me anon i swear to god if i could fuck it i might consider it
>>9834447
do it galaxy, im just warning its going to be expensive
>>9834450
hopefully, for something over $200 it better be worth it
>>9834456
You're not even sticking your dick in anything in the first place.
>>9834046
kill yourself
>>9834451
Thank you sir!
>>9834460
Well, relatively speaking of course.
>tfw you will die before customizable sex bots are invented and become affordable
>ywn cuddle with your qt space rock sex bot after making love
>>9834458
I might open commissions soon for an autistic plush fund soon, then
>>9834479
hell yeah thats the spirit
>>9834477
To be fair Anon, it would most likely be very expensive. Would be worth it though.
>>9834479
Listen, I'm just saying now, I will give you the money
>>9834477
Which gem would you have as a sex bot?
>>9834477
That's what you think
>>9834477
hey man dont be such a downer, there might still be a chance of that happening in our lifetime
>>9834493
Well, in the next week or so I'll put out a commissions post and get the ball rolling then!
>>9834495
Peridot. Plus, her smaller size would probably reduce the price a bit.
>>9834504
He has more chance be immortal than that happens
>>9834495
*cough* cheeto *cough*
>>9834505
MORE
>>9834509
I look forward to it
>>9834516
The UK already has robot brothels
>>9834418
hey anon is that your peridot plush?
>>9834521
You can shoot me a message on my tumblr too, if you want
>>9834526
Not bad but many of c left behind uk by centuries and never overtaking it in that age
>>9834528
No if it was mine i be not here shitposting with you.
http://kyopal.tumblr.com/post/161526424563/happy-pride-i-made-a-short-comic-for-a-small
Why
>tulpas
>plushies with fleshlights
>expensive sex bots
Guys, just do lucid dreaming. It's like being in your own fantasy world that you are in complete control of, where you can manifest anyone (real or fictional) and they will look, sound, and react as you imagine them to.
>>9834556
Already do that my friend
>>9834556
easier said than done, my friend
>>9834554
because lgbtqahsnevx3mjp faggots are cancer
>>9834554
Look do you still wanna know answer?
>>9834538
Oh absolutely, what is it? If nothing else, just to keep up
>>9834567
It took me a month to get the basics, then another week and a half to perfect it.
Just put in the time and effort, my friend
>>9834570
All fags are fagets not just lgbtqahsnevx3mjp fags
>>9834579
im still probably going to buy the peri plushie, but sure i got spare time this summer, ill try it out and see if i have the patience to figure it out
>>9834517
>huge ass Jasper sex bot
If the hydrolic systems failed, you'd be crushed to death by all that weight
>>9834572
galaxy-confetti my dude
>>9834586
It's easy just pinch yourself in your dream
>>9834586
Out of all of it, lucid dreaming is the easiest to manifest. Just be wary of sleep paralysis
>>9834591
It would be a honorable death
guys i just read an article about what tuplas are and realized i might of actually always had one and not realized it
>>9834554
People die from improper binding. I'm not sure why they used Peridot, tho.
>>9834571
Why do you remove your filenames, perifag?
>>9834607
It gets the tumblrshits to pay attention
>>9834606
Congrats, you are actually schizo!
>>9834607
Cuz she is the best
>>9834591
I could see the it on the news sites already.
>"Local man gets crushed by Amazon sex bot.
>>9834606
Please tell us what is your "tulpa"?
>>9834617
Just one of functions of script that doing it automaticaly
>>9834635
What script?
>>9834597
>Just be wary of sleep paralysis
Funny thing, I accidentally went lucid after two back to back bouts of sleep paralysis.
Also, my first sleep paralysis episode was terrifying, but I was lucky enough to have read about and know what it was beforehand, so I realized quickly that it wasn't real (plus, my dog always sleeps next to me and she wasn't reacting, so that also helped me realize what was going on).
Since then, I've actually enjoyed my sleep paralysis episodes. During one, I was being levitated over my bed, and my last one, I was slowly being dragged off my and beneath my bed, the whole time I was giggling.
Sorry for the blogpost. I just find this shit fascinating.
>>9834626
I afraid that won't be the craziest headline in history.
The last convention I went to I counted all the SU cosplayers there was 15 different peridots
>>9834660
Were they loli?
>>9834660
>going to conventions
>>9834655
That's why I have no shame if that's the way I die
>>9834655
"Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaults ex-girlfriend who waved at man dressed as Snickers bar" is the leader, in my eyes.
>>9834619
>Peridot saves lives
How can other gems even compare
>>9834672
Is it bad to socialize anon?
>>9834673
But what if your consciousness is downloaded by your sex robot?
>Man transformed into amazon robot overnight
>>9834607
I'm not against proper instruction for the people interested in doing this, but like you said. Why Peridot, or better a cartoon character? In Peridot's case she's a gem too, a light projection. Binding doesn't make any sense with characters like that.
>>9834693
with people that cosplay? yes. cosplaying is a mental illness
>>9834686
I hope you kicked them in their puss 4 such heresy.
>>9834655
Yeah, but I feel it would be a easy fluff piece.
>>9834694
*sex-robot
>>9834694
I would be dishonored and commit seppuku
>>9834698
She did got poofed by Garnet because she squeezed her that hard.
>>9834654
Don't fuck bugs.
>>9834702
>>9834668
>loli
Peridot isn't loli. She's shortstack. Big difference.
>>9834700
I don't really see why it's a big deal
>>9834698
Peridot's the only gem who would have to bind.
>>9834715
In my lucid dreams, she's the one I've fucked the most...
>>9834678
SO CUTE
>>9834735
Disgusting.
>>9834727
those people lack the "this is stupid" part of their brains
>>9834723
You will say this in court
Will we ever see other species that the gems killed? "Earth" that didn't escape?
>>9834748
Shortstack are curvy with big asses and boobs. Loli is flat, flat, flat. Gross.
>>9834747
Yeah I guess people do waste so much money on it
>>9834735
Oh-la-la, tell us some details Anon!
>>9834159
kill yourself
>>9834714
I'm not talking about how she can't be squeezed, but why would she need to bind herself? Gems could regenerate in new forms fitting their current personality better. So if she wants smaller boobs she could make it happen the next time after she poofs.
Nevertheless Peridot doesn't seem to have any issues with how she looks, only her height is bothering her sometimes.
>>9834188
kill yourself
I want to slap Lapis's ass.
>>9831380
Alternatively, what if Lars entered Lion's mane, and then Steven entered Lars' hair? Would there be another pocket dimension? If so, take the above and switch Lion and Lars, is it the same pocket dimension?
>>9834747
The best way to deliver that line is slouched moodily in the back of mom's minivan while kicking the seats.
Does every cosplay party ends in big orgy?
>>9834519
kill yourself
>>9834769
>Nevertheless Peridot doesn't seem to have any issues with how she looks, only her height is bothering her sometimes.
I'll be pissed if some jackass lost my cool limb-enhancers, honestly.
im going to bed /sug/, thanks for conversation! goodnight my dudes
>>9834786
Why so triggered, anon?
>>9834796
Night have lucid dreams and get to fuck the thing you want
>>9834750
You know, I'm surprised people forget this fact.
>>9834773
>>9834607
>>9788256
kill yourself
Hello
>>9834794
I wish they would address this. Maybe the still might on some HW mission when we get so see a bunch of other Peridots. Would be cool if she got to infiltrate and steals enhancers to fit in.
>>9834830
That you anon?
>>9834830
If only she had some cool shades, it would had completed the look.
>>9788841
>>9800295
kill yourself
>>9834838
I bet if we see some peris they be era one with normal long body
>>9834838
Oh God, can you imagine multiple Peridots at once?
>>9788871
kill yourself
>>9788997
kill yourself
Rubys vs peridots who will win?
>>9789064
kill yourself
>>9834861
kill yourself retard
>>9834861
Rubys since the peridots don't have limb enhancers
>>9834861
Anyone with a destabiliser.
>>9834861
While Rubies are not to be underestimated, Naval did tricked Steven, Lapis and Peridot, Peridot could make a huge robot under a minute. I cannot begin to imagine what'll the combined abilities of a squad of Peridots can do.
>>9834861
If these Peris would learn about their Ferrokinesis ability the Rubies would be fucked.