>>9826306
Previous HG thread.
AutoCropper is being a bitch so let's do this manually. Check it.
>>9829181
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge!
>>9829181
Get on with it.
>>9829181
Could you fix Fujiwara no Fumokou's name? I messed up and entered it wrong.
>>9829181
I'm ready to begin when you are, host
>>9828949
He was just having a bad day. He should be much more kind to you now. Now if you'll excuse me.
>Giving the tiny woman a bow, Squigly once again turns around. The snake in her head getting closer to the tiny as she gathers her things.
>"So we meet again, assassin. What do you want with milady?"
>>9828996
Yes, I have realized.
>For a while now, she was clutching her chest despite her heart not beating for a long time.
I am not quite sure how to continue this. I don't tend to hang out with your type.
>>9829181
I see no problems with it. Please begin when you're ready.
>>9829181
Let's do this
>>9829181
I am ready! Begin!
>>9829031 (???)
>Ivan scrunches his face once his vodka offer is denied, knowing that those who disliked vodka cannot be trusted. Though, he reasons, perhaps it's a child.
"U" as in "you"? I know of no people save for one, but I have a feeling that you're not her. Give me another letter, please! Бyдy пpeмнoгo блaгoдapeн!
>>9829181
All shall fall before the blade.
>>9829181
Time to give these bastards a lesson they won't forget.
>>9829239
>Maki's innocence fades once Squigly's attention is no longer on her. She speaks in a hushed voice.
My best.
Name 3 tributes you want to win
>>9829307
me
me
me
Let's go boys
>>9829220(dragon)
HELLO, MISS DRAGON! LONG TIME NO SEE, REMEMBER ME? THE MAGNIFICENT SANS?
>>9829187
>Sans body was covered in bullet... but he was alive...?
O-OH... D-DO YOU THINK THAT COULD STOP THE MAGNIFICENT SANS?
>>9829181
It checks out.
>>9829060
Yeah, and I also can't play church music because I don't have any organs.
>The skeleton says dully.
Of course I have the guts for it, I'm the one who's been suggesting it! The figurative guts for it, not the literal guts for it...although in the literal sense it doesn't really work because the phrase "you don't have the guts" and all its variants are never used in the literal, always the figurative...right?
>>9829082
You sound dumb. Thanks for the well-wishing, though. If "well-wishing" means what I think it means that is where you wish somebody well, and not throw a coin into a well and make a wish.
>>9829239
Typically this is the point where I draw out a gun, like so...
>The skeleton reaches into his ribcage and pulls out a gun...
Then I'd aim it at you, like this...
>The skeleton levels the gun with her head.
And then I'd pull the trigger but I'm not doing that today.
>The skeleton tosses the gun over his shoulder.
I'm at a loss too, actually. I might as well ask you this - are bedsheets ghosts?
>>9829119
I'm receiving mixed message here.
>>9829307
Sorona
Sabrina Arbok
Lizard Milf
>>9829181
>Gaius is ready for any new challenge that gets in his way this time.
>>9829278
>Altera
>tits
*record scratch, freeze frame* woah, woah.
see that guy right there? looks like he’s hit rock bottom. well, that guy’s actually me. you’re probably wondering how i ended up in this situation.
>>9829307
Nova
Fumokou
Reigen
>>9829181
Hee hee hah hah! Fine, fine, let's beg-!
>>9829315
>As Plague Knight leaps, the arrow strikes him, sending him back out of the Arena. it happened so quickly, he didn't even know what hit him.
...Keh?! Have...have we begun?! Hee hee...
>>9829324
Oh, shut up already! You talk too much for one without lungs! Hah hah! Just find the bedsheets!
>>9829315
(Fuck. Dead in the bloodbath and tired as hell. I'm just going to go to sleep instead)
>>9829315
Another battle begins.
>Altera runs off, her blade drawn as she prepares to fight
>>9829315
I wonder how many evil people are here as well
>>9829315
>The skeleton gets on his high wheel and pedals away from the Cornucopia.
Can you believe that this thing was just sitting out here in the open?
>>9829354
I'm not going to do this alone. What if I home invade somebody and they got a guard dog? It takes two to tango and also steal bedsheets.
>>9829316
Of course I remember you, little skeleton, how are you?
>>9829270
>She pouts her cheeks in dissapointment, knowing that Ivan forgot about her.
Oh, I'm HER alright! But if you're not eager to play along with me, I don't have to reveal myself: "R" as in "Run"
>>9829087
Maybe I am not suited to judge, but how do you expect to fight us giants when you fall against our doors?
>>9829315
I'll do commentary later.
>>9829315
>>9829354
>Gaius wonders when did he get a biw and arrow fit to his size. He also wonders what kind of bird is the one who just got in his way.
>>9829315
>Stringing and yawning, Squigly walks out thinking it was going to be a normal day until she hear a familiar 'twang'. She looks to see that she has been transported to a battlefield.
It appears this will be quite demanding. Ready?
>"Of course. Tally ho!"
Standing
>>9829385
Ew, I'm not going to touch her. I'll contract "the crazy." Just let her go.
>>9829374
I'M GOOD, DOING WHAT A ROYAL GUARD DO!
>>9829385
>>9829181
W-WAIT A SECOND... HOST, I THINK YOU MISSED MY ENTRY...
>>9829385
A draw? You insult me with such blasphemy? Hmmph, you are lucky you still live without all of you limbs.
>>9829385
Well, that's nice and all, but who even are you?
>>9829385
>May I ask if you could host in jpg images?
>>9829399
ON THE EDGE
>>9829407
Good to know, little skeleton, keep doing that great work!!
>>9829315
>Ivan nods, looking at the people he's going to be working with. A woman, and most likely another woman. Inspired with determination, he decides to say something to his comrades to encourage them.
Ask me for any of my vodka and I will take my blood back and call this oath off.
>Or not.
>>9829379
>Ivan nods, thinking that it's most likely an imposter instead of her herself. It's been ten minutes and she hasn't jumped him yet? Blasphemy! It's an imposter, but he'll see for himself if she's the real one or not.
Ah... Is your name, say... Ursula? I have not met an Ursula yet, but perhaps that might just be your name.
>rapes everyone in this thread with maces
>>9829452
Quit evading me, limbless mortal. Accept your death already!
>>9829300
>Leviathan can barely suppress his rage, growling slightly as flames leak out of is mouth.
>"Just how foolish are you? Even the blind can tell that she has long since died. You would gain nothing from hurting her!"
>>9829324
>The girl freezes as she sees the gun. Closing her eye, she begins to pant waiting for the shot to come. When it was clear it never would, she collapses on her knees.
Aaa haaa. Be-Bedsheets? Not really but they have been known to use one at times.
>>9829385
Did I miss? I hate not having depth perception!
>>9829452
>Remembering what happened with this woman earlier, she clutches her chest in response.
You need to be careful around her. She will grab you in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable!
>>9829452
>the arrow barely makes a scratch on Gaius. Seeing no particular reason to fight the man, he just keeps going his way.
>>9829452
It's fine... even if it kinda hurts... Because I know that I'm too gloomy, so at a gloomy place like this it's hard to recognise me... I think.
>>9829455
OF COURSE I WILL! .. LOOK AT THE TIME, IS GETTING LATE... AND IT'S TIME FOR MY BEDTIME STORY! GOODNIGHT
>>9829487
>Got away just in time
>>9829521
Goodnight!!
>>9829373
Yes but, ah, hee hee, as you see, I'm a bit dead. So...good luck! Hah hah!
>>9829315
Fight harder next time!
>>9829452
Stupid shield! Stop hiding, you coward! Don't make me come over there!
>>9829452
That cat has mad skills broskis
>>9829487
>She can only quiver in response as it continues.
Why must misfortune befall on me.
>>9829521
Goodnight sir.
>>9829452
I'm sorry, I thought you were a ghost. Now that I know that you aren't you can get the heck out of my way.
>The skeleton pushes her aside, charging onward and hoping to get through the fog. Everybody knows that fogs are where ghosts like to reside most.
>>9829487
>blunt damage
>gets killed
>>9829498
Yeah, that sounds about right. Ghosts aren't bedsheets, that'd just be ridiculous. Could you imagine if you had been sleeping in ghosts the entire time?
>The skeleton shudders at the though.
Also you know why you fell to your knees just now? It's because you're not a skeleton. Your rotting flesh falls apart and leaves you in tatters while the strong bones of a skeleton means we will always stand upright. You should've chosen better.
>The skeleton shakes his head dismissively.
>>9829587
I don't think these bedsheets will do, the arena we're in takes place before the invention of ghosts. I wonder what happens if you wander too far in the purgatory between games - will you be able to walk into another arena? Who knows.
>>9829468
>She has an irked expression on her face after being dismissed for some else; squealish rabbling ensues after.
NO!? PERHAPS NOT! For crying out loud.
AH... C'MON WE'RE FAR FROM DONE HERE, nrrggh we've got like, THREE MORE LETTERS TO GO: "I" as in "I spy with my little eye, a huge lead pipe and a tall Russian guy."
>>9829617
>It's not hard to win a fight against an opponent that does not fight back. As the ghost girl berates him the skeleton curls up in a ball, sucking on his thumb.
>>9829627
S-SQUIGLY NO!
>unrapes you with a mace
>>9829617
The limbless one has convinced you all to raid me? No matter, you all shall fall too... in time.
>>9829617
You can't kill me with arrows, fools!!
>>9829637
What do you mean? Hee hee...ghosts are eternal! There are probably dinosaur ghosts somewhere out there. You just have to look! Hah hah hah!
>>9829617
Ruining such a cute doll would be a waste, s-so you shouldn't fight it... okay? I can even take her home with me if she annoys you that much...
Fuhihi... I'm sure she will be happy to spend some time with Shiitake-kun and Enoki-sama...
>>9829617
I think we all know what Mikazuki meant.
>>9829710
There's this "heretic" thing again. A heretic to what?
>>9829452
>>9829604
>Kosaku hides, peeking from the side of his shield with a fearful expression. "A child with a crossbow is bizarre enough, but this one wishes to fight me? I refuse to let this happen any longer!" Shouting from behind the shield, he peeks out just enough so she can see his face.
Leave me alone! I never wanted to fight in the first place, but your persistence is making it difficult to get away!
>jay walks
>>9829710
I-I don't really like this kind of thing, but you should've read the sign...
>She points at a sign that's right next to her keep, and has "NO NORMIES ALLOWED" written on it
S-See?
>>9829694
All evidence points to the contrary. You see dinosaur bones everywhere, but never see any dinosaur ghosts. Because of this we can conjecture that ghosts are a relatively recent invention.
>>9829710
Good thing I'm a murderer and not an arsonist. Yeah, no fires. Gotcha.
>>9829710
>Mikazuki seems perplexed by the host's comment, he knows what he meant, but can't understand why he would say that.
Hmm~? It's just a bit dirty is all, and there are some spots I can't reach on my own. I'll only need Ash's help for one night, then I'll be on my way...
>>9829617
>Leviathan spits out a wall of flames at the two, successfully blocking the two attackers.
I don't wish to hurt either of you but I will protect myself!
>>9829637
That, that would be very terrifying.
>She picks herself back up, it was clear that one of her hands was stripped to the bone. She quickly tries to cover it up.
Even if that is true, I don't wish to rot anymore. I fell because of other reasons.
>>9829658
>She stops her shaking as she picks herself up and dusts herself. She looks confused at the man standing before her.
Sir, what are you doing with that weapon?
>>9829710
>"Remember Sienna. Though the time is calm, we should not leave ourselves open.
>She already began to pour a cup of tea for herself and her guests.
That doesn't mean we shouldn't enjoy ourselves.
>>9829770
Just...Just find some bedsheets! I want to get this over with!
>>9829710
Man fuck ya'll the animal abuse is real tonight.
>>9829769
holy fuck cute
What happened to the /v/irgin we had a couple of days ago?
>>9829649
>Ivan squints and covers his ears, the rabbling hurting his ears by a metric ton. He's got no doubts that he's listening to the real thing, but he wants to keep playing along... For fun, of course!
...Is your name Uri? Is this Russian guy handsome? I know of a Russian who's tall and indeed a guy, but I have my doubts on if you're referring to me or not.
>>9829804
Was that some sort of Puppet Digimon? How else could a doll be so powerful?
>>9829739
Heeheehee...! If you wanna keep hiding, then hide!
>She throws the crossbow aside recklessly, before hefting up what appears to be a...nailbat. The girl, smiling all the while like nothing were wrong with the situation, begins to slowly walk towards Kosaku, taking slow practice swings all the while.
I'll just have to come to you~
>>9829804
More! More! I'll keep going as long as you do!
>>9829804
I didn't spare you, I spared my foot from having to smash your filthy little head in. Run along now. Live to be trash another day.
I can't sleep.
I hate this.
>>9829804
>The axe turns out to be too heavy for Syoko, so she misses and hits a tree
Ugh...
>Now the axe is stuck in the tree and she just stands there, wondering about what to do next
I-I think it's only fair if I let you keep this axe... I'm not really good at things like this anyway, or things in general...
>>9829827
They said they're gonna lurk for a week or two
>>9829866
>Sesame
Good taste
>>9829804
Ow, ow OW! That was terribly impolite of you!
>"I must warn you that this will sting."
>Using his mouth, removes one of the arrows.
That's one down...
>>9829761
Um excuse me sir? I know there isn't any rules here but you must be cautions. I wouldn't want you to get hurt.
>>9829866
It happens to the best of us. Do what I do, don't let it feast on you. You must feast on the exhaustion and become one with it ascending to the next plane.
>>9829866
Kys furfag
>>9829804
>>>mormons
>>9829866
Bang your head against the wall until you're unconscious.
Always works for me.
>(I have a headache that's killing me. I think I'll go lay down for a while.)
>(if I end up going to sleep, then good night for now.)
>>9829889
Oh ok. Thought we already lost him.
>>9829761
>obliviously runs you over with her spaceship
>>9829811
I think you're confusing me with someone else... I'm just Syoko, so I don't know anything about this person who is cute... M-Maybe they are standing behind me?
>She looks behind herself
Nope. There is just grass there... I guess grass can be cute too, but not as cute as mushrooms...Fuhi...
>>9829915
>I don't think we would die from it, Sienna.
True but I would hate it if my skin looked even more sickly.
>>9829961
post the mario image again it was the cutest thing for fucking ever
>>9829915
Are we sure he's Number 1 anymore ?
>>9829853
何? A nailbat? Close combat was never one of my strongpoints, but if the situation calls for it, then I have no choice to fight. Give me a break.
>Kosaku is barely holding onto the shield at this point, busy thinking of ways to get out of this situation. "Is anyone around us? Perhaps I can 'dispose' of this girl right now and no one would notice. 「Killer Queen」 hasn't been used in a while. If she sincerely wishes to fight me, how can I win?"
Get away from me. I don't want to fight. Now that I've recollected my thoughts, I believe that we can settle this peacefully.
>>9829976
Of all the /co/des.
I think this one is the most boring.
>>9829968
I have no idea what you're talking about, b-but I guess that's fine...
>>9829931
Have a good night.
>>9829976
>Squigly nods at what she has been told, sipping her tea all the while.
This will be very useful. Thank you kindly. Do you wish to stay for teatime? You must be exhausted walking all this time.
>>9830010
OH GOD DAMN THAT ONES EVEN CUTER
>>9829997
OK THANKS LINDA HAS BRAIN CANCER :)
>>9829831
My name is definitely NOT Uri; Uri sounds like a drunkard you'd see loitering by a covience store everday.
>When asked, She shrivels into a submissive gesture.
.... DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP: "K" as in "Killer."
凸凹
>>9829976
Stu's probably using the plant as cover. Oldest trick in the book and people still fall for it.
>>9830035
Oh shit i love Tetris.
>>9829976
Before you do it, let me ask you to do one thing for me... C-Could you make sure that Shiitake-kun grows up to be a proper mushroom?
A-And by that I don't mean like him having a job...Fuhihi...I want him to become a delicious meal...
Now you can do it...
>>9829976
Did you just swing a real Axe at me, you psycho cat girl thing?
>>9830034
helo it is i Urik
>>9829782
How is that, anyways? The whole rotting thing. I imagine that would SUCK. Though if you're like me you probably got some kind of magic holding you together, so I suppose it can't be too bad.
>>9829804
>The skeleton walks out of the meeting once he realises the ghost is in there too, then shoots himself in the head. His skeleton falls to the floor before rising again.
I wish that worked.
>>9829802
>The skeleton shrugs, believing to have won the debate about the invention of ghosts. He disappears for a moment, before coming back dragging a plain white bedsheet along the ground. At least, it WAS plain white - now it was covered in dirt and mud.
You think there are brown ghosts, like there is brown people? I think there are brown ghosts.
>>9830047
>Once again paired up with the ghost, the skeleton walks out of the tavern and shoots himself in the head again.
All I want for HG, is yooooou~
>>9829976
>>9830054
>Mikazuki blankly stares at her in utter confusion.
...I'll be honest, I have no idea what anything you just said means, but sure, I'll make sure this stranger is a REAL fungus. Now close your eyes and think of happy thoughts, it'll all be over soon...
>>9830047
>She couldn't really run in what she is wearing. She could only take small dainty steps.
>"Are you sure you don't wish for my assistance?"
I don't wish to keep using you like that. I can catch up to him.
Reminder that /trash/ was a mistake.
>>9830047
More lame killing. Can't we have an arena event or a Feast?
>>9830112
I agree
let us all go back to HGA
>not hoshi
>>9830034
But I AM a drunkard that loiters around a convenience store everyday, miss. Wait, no! That is not what I do! I buy my vodka like a civilised man! I pay using my own money and drink responsibly!
>Ivan shoots a sly smirk, intending to embarrass the reclusive stranger. It's fun teasing your friends.
Ah, it is clear that you're not referring to me. It is fine, I did not think of myself in that way anyway. One more letter!
>>9830120
Skeletons on elephantback, wouldn't that be a sight?
>>9830112
reminder that water is wet
>>9830078
I couldn't really describe it. I was unconscious for all of it though it seems to stop for now. Are you not curious at what brought us back to life? It pops into my mind every time I wake up.
>>9830120
Leviathan! Your help please!
>"I don't think we will make it out of this one."
>>9830120
I'm well aware that there's room for improvement. Guns just don't work against everybody.
>>9830078
Sure, whatever, whatever! Just hurry up and-
>Plague Knight notices the dirtied condition of the sheet.
Erm, hee hee hee, and wash it first!
>>9830101
W-Wait! I changed my mind... I'd rather be the one that helps Shiitake-kun reach his peak, s-so you don't have to do this anymore... right?
>>9830150
Oh hey look at that
>>9830194
Welp
>>9829996
>She stops with a pout. Unfortunately for him, just a bit outside of the proper range?
Why would I want to do that? Aaaaallll day since I started dreaming, I haven't had any fun at all! And I think it's high time I had myself some stress relief!
>The girl laughs out loudly. Perhaps the most unnerving part is that it doesn't sound entirely demented, more like a bored girl about to amuse themselves in their favorite way.
Hmmmmm...you know, you look like my dad. Are you religious, too?
>>9830177
I'm afraid it's already happened, my dear. But now that we're both out of the game, you can head off and take care of your mushroom friend without any interference from me. Doesn't that sound lovely?
>>9830194
Craig is stepping up his game, but will it be enough?
>>9830150
>Craig laughs psychotically atop the back of his elephant, cheering it on as it ploughs through the two men.
Go Elephanty! Crush, kill, destroy!
>>9830154
I already know what brought me back to life - a necromancer did. You might've been reanimated by a necromancer or a lich, it's usually one of the two.
>>9830166
>The skeleton pays no heed to his words and starts to wrap him up in the soiled bedsheet, the dirt and smudge smearing into his own clothes. He then takes a step back to look at the Plague Knight ghost.
Hmmm, this doesn't really work. This looks a bit silly.
>>9830194
>>9830241
>>9830274
HOW'S THAT FOR IMPROVEMENT? HAVE I "IMPROVED" ENOUGH FOR YOU? HUH? HUH?
>>9830194
>(welp. My headache subsided just in time to die.)
>>9830274
Winner next slide.
>>9830127
"O" as in "One more letter to GO!"
>She taps him rhythmically behind the shoulders, grinning cheerily as she awaits the moment of truth.
Look out for UrikO!
>>9830302
Piercing damage, idiot. It just doesn't work, all your attacks go right through me.
>>9830224
>Kosaku takes one step back, staring at the girl like she's crazy, which she probably is. "I have to get out of here, but I'm cornered. 「Bites The Dust」 could help me, but this girl would probably somehow find me anyway. Did she say something about dreaming? She's crazy. She's crazy!" The shield begins to shake.
I am not religious. There are many salarymen that have black hair and white suits. It's a coincidence. Are you trying to throw me off? I'm not stupid.
>>9830227
I-It already did?
>The girl starts shaking, and grabs her own head with both of her hands to make sure it's still there
W-Weird... I didn't expect it to grow back this fast...
>>9830288
Keh?!
>Plague Knight struggles to rip the sheet off him, but when he finally does, he throws it back at Craig. The sheet lands on his head, cover his top half.
No, you bag of bones! Hee hee hee, YOU wear this thing! I wouldn't be caught dead trying to dress up like such a freakshow!
>Plague Knight then looks down at his stained robes and grimaces.
You imbecile! These are dry clean only! Hah hah!
>>9830302
Rooting for the reference I understand
>>9830302
He's seeing red...
>>9830381
Hey u did it
ALRIGHT GUYS, WE'RE PLAYING CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY
http://pyx-3.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=166
Password: forthegames
>>9830397
Lol no
>>9830395
Thanks for playing.
I'm not posting the summary because that tourney dude is dead.
>>9830288
I have asked all around but no one here or anywhere else has any idea about how I returned. I'm a little afraid to find out what it may be.
>Shaking her head, she looks back up to the skeleton.
Thank you sir. I don't know why but I find it comforting to talk to you.
>>9830395
He did well. Congratulations! Thank you for having us.
>>9830335
>Ivan turns around, expecting a hug and to fall to the ground. When it doesn't happen, he waits expectantly before laughing.
Not even a hug for a friend? Is this because I haven't been around enough to talk to you lately?Живo! Come here and give a friend a hug, Uriko! I knew it was you the whole time!
>Ivan spreads his arms, smiling and waiting for a hug.
>>9830395
>>9830406
Congratulations! Thank you for hosting for us!
>>9830395
Hee hee! Congratulations to that numbskull! Give him some clean sheets as a reward, why don't you? Hah hah hah!
>>9830406
I, hah hah, I SUPPOSE I should thank you!
>>9830395
Congratulations
>>9830406
Thanks for hosting
>>9830406
Thank you for the game.
>>9830395
>>9830406
>Gaius can't talk, but if he could, he'd certainly congratulate the winner amd thank the host.
>>9830381
>The little itty bitty bug-killer looks at the host with her ever deadpanned expression, dropping her katana for a bit and moving her arms in a rather slow and tense motion till they finally meet, giving a single clap, she must be out of power.
>and like all good exterminators of insects, she jerks herself around and walks away to find her charging stand
>as in she's gone
>as in the person who's trying to roleplay for the first time is dead tired and should of choosen a better god damn time t-
>oh you get the gist.
>nighto again for the third time
>>9830427
>sits next to
>>9830395
>>9830406
Thank you... or something like that.
>>9830349
Awww, well isn't that a shame? I thought you were all alike, too.
>Uso slowly rolls her batting arm's shoulder, slowly walking in circles around the man.
It'll only be slightly less satisfying.
>A wide grin comes to her face, ear to ear. It'd be endearing if she wasn't carrying a bloody, nail-riddled bat.
>>9830395
Hmpf.
Thank you~.
>>9830361
>The skeleton spins in a circle as he tries to pull the sheet off of himself, but only ends up entangling it around his bones. Eventually he gives up and talks to Plague Knight through the sheet, some of which has been stuffed inside his skull.
So then just clean it dryly, don't spit on it or whatever you do. If you rub it enough eventually the smear begins to look like it's part of the robe, although I don't get why you won't just wet clean it. You've got flesh, you can produce enough saliva.
>>9830381
>The skeleton strolls over to The Big Three, bow and arrow at the ready.
Aww, are you three crippled? This is why three people shouldn't ride a horse at once, accidents like this can happen.
>The skeleton shoots an arrow into each of them, taking an agonisingly slow time between each shot.
>>9830395
Thanks for hosting! And those are genuine thanks unlike most of my liar thanks because I won!
>>9830408
Really? I'm a bit stunned myself, I've never been told I was "comforting" to talk to. Maybe it's because I usually try and murder everybody else...and maybe because we share a common situation. Y'know, the whole "undeath" thing.
>>9830416
>>9830427
>>9830439
Thanks for dying and letting me win, I appreciate it.
>>9830354
That's the magic of these tournaments...even in the most grotesque, horrifying actions such as a beheading, it all comes back in a flash, like nothing had ever happened. A relief with someone like you, no?~.
>>9830406
>thanks for the game!
I want to fuck _____
>>9830519
REGISTEEL
>>9830519
RL Junko
>>9830480
That's not what that means! Just...
>Plague Knight pauses and looks at the ridiculous way Craig's wrapped up in the sheets. He throws his head back and roars in laughter.
Ah hah hah hah hah! You are the worst ghost I've ever seen! You couldn't even scare a bird! Hah hah hah!
>>9830519
RL Junko
>>9830519
ing kill myself.
>>9830519
my birthday cake
>>9830519
Ing sleep
>>9830467
>Kosaku slowly follows her motions, bringing the shield along with him even if his strength is slowly waning. He has half a mind to summon his Stand, but with all the people around, it would create a recipe for disaster. "If she strikes, throw the shield at her and run. If she somehow dodges, run like the wind and throw some rocks at her."
Don't touch me. I'm only doing this because I have no choice but to face you head-on. A child might not do much, but a weapon like that is damaging.
>>9830519
(The Mona Lisa)
>>9830493
I don't really understand it, but you're probably right... So that means I should thank you for making sure it didn't hurt... I guess, right?
>The girl shoves a small flowerpot, filled with mushrooms into the boy's hand
Y-You've earned the right to become the master of this Shiitake-kun... or something like that.
>>9830578
's hands
>>9830416
>The pint-sized little runt leaps without hesitation, dangling her arms loose n' tuck thoroughly around his neck - she clings snug along his shoulders whining incoherently.
WHE-... Wh-- WH-.... WHERE- RE DID YOU GO!?
>>9830578
>not just the hand of the Mona Lisa
>>9830480
That is totally right! I always feel a little more comfortable knowing the other person I talked to has also died. I can at least know that the other person isn't disgusted by me.
>>9830397
board game online is better
>>9830536
Well MAYBE that's because I wasn't supposed to be the frickin' ghost!
>Craig says in frustration as he flails around in the sheets once more. He quickly gives up again as the sheet becomes further entangled with his bones.
And really? I'm like, half-skeleton, half-ghost right now. There's no way I don't look absolutely terrifying.
>>9830603
Hi cancer.
>>9830593
>>9830600
(Excuse you, I just wish to have a handjob with the Mona Lisa
There's a difference between fucking and having sexual gratification)
Post what you're listening to
>>9830647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3UvYG8yhOk
>>9830602
I don't imagine anybody here could be disgusted by you, they're a bunch of freaks themselves. If you want to fit in you couldn't have found a better place.
>The skeleton then begins to mumbles under his breath...
And if you wanted to murder a bunch of people you also couldn't have found a better place
>>9830614
Yes, hee hee, terrifying indeed. Terrifyingly stupid! Ah hah hah hah! Did you come half-price off at the Halloween store?!
>Plague Knight falls backwards and rolls around on the ground, howling with laughter.
>>9830647
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2Y-jTHNZvA
>>9830623
it's the truth tho
Best fetish
>>9830647
https://youtu.be/SCD2tB1qILc
>>9830686
fat greasy men?
whatever japan
>>9830714
Self inserting.
>>9830597
>Ivan laughs, patting the catgirl on the shoulder. He missed her just as much as she missed him (not in that way, don't get any wrong ideas).
Don't worry, don't worry! I'm here right in front of you, and I'm fine! I was just working in Russia! Nothing too far away from here, right? You missed me a lot, didn't you?
>>9830647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-GhSq0hjuM
>>9830591
If that's what you want to thank me for, then by all means. I won't stop you.
>Mikazuki takes the flowerpot and smiles upon seeing the mushrooms. She seems like a delightfully quirky girl.
Oh~? And what have I done to deserve these poor things? Surely after beheading you like that, you would try to avoid all contact with me.
>>9830647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S71_vIMQ0YY
>>9830676
They say laughter is the best medicine - and you're going to need to be medicated very soon after I PUMP YOU FULL OF LEAD!
>The skeleton tries to claw through the sheet to reach his gun but fails to do so. He falls to the floor, rolling around just like Plague Knight except instead of laughing he's trying to reach a gun trapped within his ribcage.
I SAID...PUMP YOU FULL OF LEAD! PUMP YOU FULL OF...how hard is it to get a goddmaned gun?
>>9830647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIH4fWQ5IqU
>>9830771
U hosting tonight?
>>9830790
yeah why not
Give me 24. Or 36. Probably 36.
>>9830578
Hmm...you're planning something. I can see it in your eyes! And this thing? Oooh, this little thing...I only ever failed to kill something in one hit once.
>The way she tenses up...she's clearly sizing the man up, tempted to just wail on him.
>>9830858
Usotsuki
>>9830858
Inkling
>>9830858
Leomon
>>9830858
Gascoigne
>>9830858
Altera
>>9830858
Ivan Braginsky
>>9830858
Ririchiyo
>>9830858
Reigen Arataka
>>9830858
Mikazuki Munechika
>>9830666
I do meet the odd person that detests my existence.
>Hearing the 'm' word makes her back away with a forced grin as she waves her hands back and forth.
Oh nononono! Despite how odd it may be, I don't like to engage in that when I can avoid it.
>>9830858
Lord Beerus
>>9830858
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9830762
>(She ain't finna' do a ting' - she ain't that type of girl.) - She starts to fidget with her fingers, as she counts the months she hasn't seen him.
Course I missed you, it's been like what... 1...2...3... 4, I dunno how many months nor weeks it was since I last saw ya, but it's been that long. I think?
>>9830647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caomY5CAjwI
>>9830858
Squigly
>>9830858
Me and Vert
>>9830858
Uriko Nonomura
>>9830858
Lana's mother
>>9830858
Senshougahara
>>9830858
Gem knight Topaz
>>9830858
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>9830858
Patchouli's ass
>>9830858
Starman
>>9830858
Island challenge
>>9830858
Gigavolt
>>9830858
Hat And Scarf Girl
>>9830858
Cibo
>>9830858
Seiga Kaku
>>9830858
Marie Korbel
>>9830858
Charlie Brown
>>9830858
Oso bimbo
>>9830895
Hm? Oh, did you hear my mumbling? I was just talking to myself. It's not odd at all, I'm the only one I know of that is like this way. Completely and utterly obsessed with murder. I actually thought this place could be a kind of way to rehabilitate, but it's only strengthened my obsession and acted as an enabler. Funny how things work out, huh?
>>9830858
Uraraka Ochako
>>9830858
Noriakk Kakyoin
5 more to DIE!
>>9831029
>smooch
>>9831037
Bionicle Waifu
>>9831037
Soundwave
>>9830858
Grora
>>9831037
Alicia
>>9831033
>>9831037
>Noriaki Kakyoin
>fix the name please.
>>9830858
KID
>>9831037
yung caucasian
>>9830858
Tricky
>>9831037
Skeleton slayer Havel
>>9830858
My God
>>9830858
Kazuichi Souda
>>9830869
>Kosaku squints at the girl, holding the shield tighter than ever. He's so tempted to just blow her up with 「Killer Queen」, but he knows that will garner attention. "Get ready, Kosaku. Once she begins to attack, don't hold back! You were only cornered once, and you got out of that just fine!"
I have no idea what you're talking about. Please, allow me to be the second thing you couldn't kill.
>Kosaku hums to himself a tune while waiting for the girl to strike. "Steve walks warily down the street, with the brim pulled way down low..."
>>9831080
who tf r u ur not cute
>>9830771
>Plague Knight stops rolling around and lifts his head up, looking at the skeleton now doing the same as him.
Hee hee hee...just what do you think you're doing, hm? What is this about, ah, hah hah, a gun?
>>9830858
Plague Knight
Hello ladies and gentleman I am Craig and I'll be your host for today. Today's flight will take us to an enchanted forest.
5 minutes for swaps and stuff. If you swap in the skeleton slayer you'll be put on my shit list.
>>9830858
Stu
>>9831111
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9831111
>>9831080
>>9831041
Swap please.
>>9831111
Ready to begin when you are
>>9830910
It has been a long time either way. It's better to catch up now instead of talking about how long it's been, дa? How have you been? Are you still the little rascal I know and love?
>Ivan laughs once more, ruffling her hair in order to rile her up. Russia is naturally this playful to the people he values.
>>9831111
I am ready! Let's begin, allies! I will help you if you fail in combat!
>>9831039
Wh-who is this?
BGO When
>>9831150
your BFF
>>9831110
>The skeleton finally tears through the sheet, grabbing his gun and and pointing it at Plague Knight.
THIS gun, fool! I'm going to make you eat your words and also some bullets. What have you to say in your defence?
>>9831111
>"You seem apprehensive miss. Something the matter?"
I feel some odd presence. One I haven't felt since...
Oh, I'm ready!
>>9831107
If that was true then why'd I have a wild night with your mom? Can't come back from that, can you!?
>>9831124
Thank you kindly. I'll take you apart and turn you into something nicer later on.
>>9831167
O-oh.
⏭
>>9831111
On with the hunt!
>>9831155
if people join i'd be up for it i guess
how many spaces would people want
>>9831111
Let's win together.
>>9831171
I'll make you not look so burnt and creepy! It shouldn't be hard if you're a toy.
>>9831021
>A nervous look on her face, she begins to back up verrrry slowly.
Aha, aha. Very funny sir! You seem to be rather busy so I'll get out of your hair. Farewell sir.
>>9830974
>>9831110
>>9831111
>>9831196
Do you like this more?
>>9831111
>>9830888
>>9831113
>>9831156
>>9831189
Tomorrow night
>>9831226
what time, i want to be up for it
i've not played for fuckin' ages
>>9831155
Wat's BGO?
>>9831221
dope thx
>>9831243
www.boardgame-online.com/
>>9831206
Still nasty as fuck. I'd paint your body a nice pale color. Maybe give you some blonde hair and blue eyes. You know, the works. What all girls should look like.
>>9831158
>Plague Knight gets up to his feet and brushes off his cloak. He looks up at the skeleton, his mask seeming like it's almost...smiling?
What have I got to say? Hee hee hee...
>Plague Knight suddenly whips a potions with a fuse stuck in it out of his robe and throws it on the ground in front of him. It shatters, and acrid green smoke pours out, obscuring him entirely. After a few seconds, it clears. The knight, however, is nowhere to be seen.
>After a few more seconds though, you hear a voice right in your nonexistent ear, some muffled breathing also echoing in.
...look behind you!
>>9831201
Oh, why thank you! Hah hah, I'll give Tinker Knight my regards!
>>9831258
No deal.
>>9831111
Bloodbath! No commentary to rush out the slide.
>>9831237
10pm
>>9831274
>Plague Knight falls to his knees, supporting himself with both hands on his cane.
Ulp! ...Hee hee, oh I'll never get over how hard a summoning can be on the stomach...
>>9831274
Why? I would've just given it to you if you wanted it so bad.
>>9831297
Pst?
Do it
>>9831137
Weeeeeeeeeell, where do I start? ....
>She isn't riled much as Ivan ruffles along her locks; she gurns her face, while reminiscing in deep thought.
To recap.... meh. Nothing of much importance but training and "studying", really, since it's been boring the past few months...
>>9831271
You'll come around when you realize nobody wants to be around a freakazoid lego chick with a burnt body and a face that makes monsters look attractive in comparison. You'll come back crying and begging, I'm sure of it.
>>9831274
I guessed you could say my spirit animal's like a wild stallion.
>>9831274
Oh yes, "the gay." Truly a devastating disease. Edgy, am I right?
seriously how is a smoke monster even a threat just blow it away lol like purse your lips nigga
That spell never works. Why does it even exist?
Would you spy on Stu as he changes clothes? I would. I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Now two people are using that spell! How's that even going to work?
If I see one more jojo reference
>>9831360
There he goes, up in smoke! Hah hah hah hah!
>>9831084
Oooh, I don't think there'll be much of that here, aat all.
>She takes a sudden step forward, only to immediately hop back away, off to the sides. She seems to be carrying the hum as well. "Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, machine guns ready to go..."
Are you ready? Are you ready for this? Are you hanging on the edge of your seat~? Out of the doorway, the bullets rip...
>>9831274
TO THE SOUND OF THE BEAT!
Hahahaha! Got you!
>>9831363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C34dBuySA0c
>>9831363
Go ahead, Mr. Anon.
>>9831260
>The skeleton thrusts the gun through his own ribcage and fires, the bullets bursts out through the empty space in his back. He hopes to catch Plague Knight with his own surprise.
>>9831360
>Souda arises out from his hiding space to check the damage
Did you see that!? I know you saw that, but what the fuck did you do to make them attack us!?
>>9831360
>Leviathan snakes out far out of her head, biting down onto the girl's arm.
I'm sorry! I'm truly am! But I have to do this.
>>9831363
>>9831404
>>9831297
what time zone tho
JOJO IS FUCKING SHIT ESPECIALLY PART 4
>>9831446
...............
>vino;s grave
>>9831360
And now, let us gather around the campfire to sing our campefire song. Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song.
Not only is blood loaded with STD's, but it is also loaded with the potential for dark magic! How neat is that?
The scroll, when decypherd, simply says "you suck lol." Hopefully they share my sense of humour
>>9831342
Aw, you're adorable with a face like that. Ah, you need not tell me more! It has been boring in Russia as well! Why, I could have died from doing nothing if it was possible to do so!
>Ivan keeps ruffling her hair, musing to himself as he recounts all the things that happened to him as he was gone.
It has not been eventful on my end. My time was more boring than yours, as a matter of fact!
so how many people would want a BGO game?
>>9831360
>>9831429
>Uriko flails belligerently as the Leviathan bites her arm.
OW! OW! OW! OW! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR?
>>9831485
BGO?
>>9831407
>Plague Knight leaps into the air, the bullet just barely grazing his cloak. At the apex of his jump, he unleashes a volley of bombs heading right for the skeleton, his mask still seemingly smirking.
>>9831462
>Plague Knight eats the meat with gleeful abandoned.
Burnt to a crisp? Just how I prefer it! Hee hee hah hah!
>>9831462
This isn't too bad if I do say so myself! There needs to be more Souda around here anyway. All these shitty girls and guys need to be thrown outta Souda Town!
>>9831462
>She rises from the water no worse for wear except for the fact she's wet.
You do know that I don't need to breath, right Mr Arataka. Is that why you did this?
>>9831485
>I would simply for the fact I can let my power level shine and demolish everyone
>>9831363
>>9831462
It's a good thing she were put out. Rotting flesh smells bad enough as it is, adding a fire ontop of that just makes things so much more worse.
I hope that skeleton is alright. Usotsuki's idea of entertainment involves beating the shit out of things, so hopefully that's not what's happening with the skeleton. Otherwise I'll have to kill her myself.
Gascoigne, you're the ruler of Earth. You can have your pick of any girl you want - so why choose her?
>>9831530
>he thinks he'll be able to beat me
cute
>>9831360
Well it's no wonder she wants to spy on me. I'm such a beast in the bedsheets, nobody can resist looking at my body. Even boys who have no skin are attracted to me, that's how much of a magnet I am. Suck shit prettyboys, what all of y'all need is a homegrown Australian to pick you up in your arms and love you tenderly. None of that fake shit the other guys'll give. I'm R E A L.
>>9831462
But even then I've got standards. Snorers are a no-go-zone for me, the fact that you're just lying in bed blowing up snot and making these fucking foghorn noises is nasty, mane.
OK
i'll make a BGO game right fucking now
how many steps?
>>9831485
meee
>>9831583
250 maybe?
Stu is my idol
>>9831583
1000
>>9831583
Tree fiddy
>>9831501
>The skeleton's gun snaps to each bomb as they fall, blasting them out of the air with precision aim. He goes to shoot down the last one but his gun gives him an empty "click" as he goes to pull the trigger.
I fricking hate explosions.
>The bomb lands at his feet and explodes, blasting the skeleton away and causing his bones to collapse. His skull goes soaring through the air before bashing against a tree, then falling to the floor.
>>9831485
>Never played it before. What's it like?
>>9831488
>As he continues biting, Squigly began to pick herself up more and more. She holds her hand as if to stop.
That is enough Leviathan. We have gotten what we need.
>She daintily walks over to the other girl, looking at the bite mark he left.
Oh dear! He left quite an impression on you! I told him to not bite so hard.
>>9831539
>Several seconds of screaming and jumping later, she accidentally falls off a cliff. Landing in a river.
Even like this, fire is still bad.
>>9831390
To the sound of the beat! Hey!
>Kosaku fights off a grin as he attempts to think of ways to get away. "A Queen fan? Damn it! I was hoping I wouldn't feel any regrets as I ran away! She hasn't attacked yet, but I've no doubts that she will strike soon. That step is a sign." He steps forward with his shield in order to make her back away.
Another one 「Bites The Dust」.
>>9831539
Hahaha! What're you gonna do about it? I can keep going all night long! I've got nowhere to be and no one to see!
>>9831567
>>9831549
>they think they can beat someone that was in the boardgame club in middle school
>>9831539
Commentary!
>>9831619
>Plague Knight lands on both feet and readjusts his mask slightly. He walks over to where the skeleton lies...and bursts out laughing yet again.
Ah hah hee hah hah! A pile of bones, indeed!
>Plague Knight reaches down and picks up Craig's skull. With his free hand, he causes the jaw to move to his words.
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him...Hah hah!
>>9831655
Ooo, hee hee...I may just be the luckiest man on earth tonight! Hah hah hah hah!
>>9831477
>She kneads her hands deeper into Ivan's shoulders to hang on longer.
I don't think you've been in much of snooze-fest than I have, Ivan - in fact: Mister Shenlong has took account to you Russians being crazy alcoholics. I think he was just stereotyping or something.
>>9831620
>Uriko writhes in pain and rubs her arm to make the pain go away. She scowls and recoils her arm away, as the zombie girl looms near.
...He's left quite an impression for sure, especially you as well - Jerks.
>>9831655
Somehow I feel stronger... what kind of crystal is this to be able to do this, anyway?
>>9831638
2 mins until i start game
join while ya can nerds
I wish Souda would come over to repair my car. I would give him an adequate compensation.
>>9831667
Once again this slide will lack commentary as I am currently enjoying a good drink.
>>9831706
I wish Souda would just fucking die already.
>>9831655
>Canon event.
>Uriko retches in her sleep as the beast looms near.
>>9831707
Am I here, or am I there? Trick question! I'm right here! Hah hah hah hah!
>>9831716
I wish Souda would bite me with his shark teeth
>>9831706
Will do.
>>9831716
After I fix his car, Junko.
>>9831744
>bites with shark teeth
>>9831707
FEAST! Be careful with those salad forks. For some reason ghosts find them to be really attractive.
In rap, people are constantly debating who the GOAT is. Let’s end this debate once and for all. It’s Jake Paul. There has never been a better rapper and there never will be a better rapper. An artist like Jake Paul only comes around once in a lifetime. Here are some reasons why He created an iconic dance move. Remember the Jake Paul dance? It was a groundbreaking cultural phenomenon that completely changed the universe as we know it. Everyone was doing it. White dads, The President, The Pope, and even Jesus. Unprecedented. His lyrics are deep and poetic. In It's Every Day Bro, he says “it's selling like a god, church.” I looked up “God Church” on Urban Dictionary. The definition: “To be honest.... I dont fucking know. I think some stupid YouTube star named Logan or Jake Paul made a song with it in the lyrics?” I DARE you to tell me that that isn’t some of the most beautiful lyricism of all time. John Lennon can kiss my ass. He had dozens of hits. Think about all the classic songs that Jake Paul gave us over these past few decades. It's Everyday Bro, Logang Sucks, Big Poppa, Lose Yourself, Hotel California, Stairway To Heaven, Smells Like Teen Spirit, Bohemian Rhapsody, Ambitionz az a Ridah. And that’s just last year. The list goes on and on. He was the political voice of a generation. Who could forget Jake Paul’s powerful anthems protesting the Vietnam War? Or his scathing criticism of Reaganomics. Or his beautiful musical tribute to all the firefighters we lost during the events of 9/11. His sociological influence redefined celebrity activism as he actively shaped society as we know it. He didn’t get murdered like a total pussy (like Biggy or Toopac). What do Toopac and Biggy Small have in common? Well, other than being two of the most hacky, mediocre rappers in history, they also both got shot and died like losers. Pathetic.
>>9831753
>dies happily
>>9831756
Always by explosion! How stupidly absurd. Keh...the irony hurts.
>>9831667
Man, this is like deja vu. This exact same scenario happened to me earlier with some Red Riding Hood girl.
>The skeleton's skull hardens into steel and leaps out his hand, biting down on the end of his mask.
>>9831681
I-- Well-- He's not-- But I'm not crazy--
>Ivan sighs, hugging Uriko tighter and muttering to himself. Something about "stupid stereotypes" and "Why must they all be true?"
Then I suppose that you may have had a more boring time than I have. We aren't known for being very interesting unless we're drunk, and that almost NEVER happens, as a matter of fact. Or does it? I drink every day, and I still don't know if I'm drunk or not.
>>9831756
Geez, that really is a good thing!
Holy spells, the bane of all undead's existence. I feel your pain.
>>9831786
Keh?!
>Plague Knight grabs the skull and tries to pull it off his mask, to no avail. He stumbles around, struggling to rip it off.
Stop this nonsense, bonehead! You can't eat the mask! Hee hee hee!
>>9831655
It has been some time since I last bathed. Is that why you're looking at me like that?
>>9831681
>Though she expected it, she still couldn't help but feel sad about it.
I am truly sorry. Someone attacked me so bad the other day. I could barely move. I know this doesn't excuse my actions.
>>9831707
Follow me. You can trust me.
Hello! How is everyone? You know I always did prefer going out at night. It just has some nice feeling to it, despite people saying it's not safe. Maybe it's the thrill? I don't know. I was just wondering if I wasn't the only the one who thinks like this!
>>9831844
go into this one guys