HG Thread
1 day 'till E3 Edition
>>9789485
W-Who's gonna fuck me now, then?
>>9789539
gay
>>9789512
New Bubsy hype.
>>9789512
METROID PLEEEEASE!!! FUUUCK. fzero would be nice too.
>>9789510
Besides a natural, normal shot at an afterlife for you, you mean. I'm thinking it's a lose-lose for you.
>he's not a BGO donator
>>9789512
Oh fuck E3 is almost here already? But i didn't even have any time to get hyped up about E3 before everything end up being a disappointment.
>>9789558
>Shaq-Fu 2 is still coming out
>Now a new Bubsy
What has the world come too?
>>9789565
Actually, I'm pretty sure I was going to hell anyways. I just took it from an 80% with possible chance for redemption to 100% with no chance.
>>9789592
The best of all worlds, my man
>>9789596
What could you have even done to make it 80 in the first place?
>>9789592
>Implying shaq fu won't be the best game released this year
>>9789605
Honestly both the new Bubsy and Shaq-Fu look pretty decent actually.
>>9789603
they were all dead
>>9789482
>Kaito is still sobbing, his new afro bobbing as he sobs.
>>9789624
The bubsy game looks like crap desu
>>9789628
Stab stab stab
>Another guy walks up to you and puts an apple on your head.
>Throws a cleaver at your head but misses terribly
>>9789510
Awoo.
>For all she knew, the wolf could have been howling about how stars could explode into SPACE DUST to create some shit that formed together before exploding into EVEN CRAZIER SPACE DUST to make some way crazier shit.
>But she'll never know for sure.
>>9789399
In this case, it is okay to be ignorant about me. That may be possible with yourself. But with me. Most others just think of me as a monster. They would sooner get their guns than entertain the idea.
>>9789326
Honestly? I don't. With the way my... ahem. My body is shaped, I was limited to skirts and the like when I was growing up. I cannot imagine what it is like wearing clothes like yours. However what I can see is that you're passionate about it! You shouldn't change if it make you feel uncomfortable, Ms. Leo.
>>9789426
I don't think you are. You actually remind me of someone else that was tasked to do horrible things. Like her, I doubt you actually enjoy this.
>>9789656
That's bullshit.
This whole thing is bullshit.
That's a scam.
Fuck these threads.
Here's 95 reasons why.
We still got enough for a 36?
>>9789697
Commander Ocelot
>>9789697
Ochako reporting in.
>>9789604
I'm certain I've killed a lot of people, and then there are the non-violent things I did to make that guy angry.
>>9789656
I must have imagined it. You're a wolf aren't you? You're awfully comfortable around me for one. All the wolves around Japan were driven to extinction so I can't really say I'd know what one looks like actually.
>>9789664
You'd be right that I don't enjoy it.
>>9789697
Looks like
>>9789708
Like what. Here? I doubt it counts.
...Ergh. I got a headache.
>>9789697
Entry post?
>>9789706
Sucks dicks for 3000 yen
>>9789697
Still here. Guessing that means a new round is coming up, right? Well what're you waiting for?
>>9789706
>inb4 late again
>>9789706
How many dicks do you suck a day?
>>9789649
>The cleaver lodges itself into Kaito's shoulder, it looks bad, oil shooting everywhere.
>>9789664
A monster? A person isn't defined by what they look like you know, they're defined by their actions... Is what I'd like to believe everyone sees things as at least..
>>9789742
>>9789731
Stop talking to my waifu like that.........or else.....
>>9789722
No, many years ago in a war. It was rather messy. I wasn't myself involved but supposedly some raped the woman in some of the places conquered so maybe that has added some points against me too.
>>9789664
It's because it's piratical! Wearing a skirt into a safari is not the most smart choice is it? Or wearing high heels in a fight.
First 24, willing to bump to 36 if enough show up
>>9789730
no but this is
>>9789731
>>9789742
>Implying I don't suck more dicks
>anons thirsty as fuck
>>9789758
Uh, yours?
>pulls out glock
>Subaru
>>9789770
Ridley
>>9789770
Commander Ocelot
>>9789770
Len
>>9789770
Usotsuki
>>9789758
No.
>fucks gravity girl in front of you
>cums inside her
>she likes this
>you kill yourself for being a cuck
>>9789770
Gascoigne
>>9789774
I'LL FUCKING END YOU! YOU SHITTY FUCK!
>>9789770
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>9789770
Seiga Kaku
>>9789770
Kaito
>>9789753
WHO TOUCHED MY LAURA!
>A voice bellows so loud it shakes the earth
>Suddenly a dude the size of the hulk immediately punches the cleaver thrower
WHO TOUCHED MY APPLE!
>The cleaver man points to you
>>9789770
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>9789770
Mikun
>>9789770
Ranma Saotome
>>9789770
Merak
>>9789770
Hanma Baki
>>9789770
>>9789770
Blue Shell
>>9789770
Yuubari
>>9789760
Not your actions. Not your sins. Not your problem.
At least that's how I view it.
>>9789770
Reigen Arataka
>>9789770
Leo
>>9789770
Tsuyu
>>9789787
>Blocks your dick
>Kicks your ass
>Fugs waifu
Heh........stupid kid......
>>9789770
Awoo
>>9789770
SPIRAL SHELL MAKI
>>9789770
Specter Knight
>>9789770
Maria and Harusame
>>9789770
The Scourge
>>9789778
I removed you from Murderous Games.
You're welcome.
>>9789770
Uraraka Ochako
>>9789770
Inkling
>>9789770
Iria
>>9789770
THE MIGHTY KAMINA-SAMA
>>9788405
I haven't forgot, i-it's just that I fell asleep before the hosting queue cleared up, gomen...I'll do it later.
>>9789821
>teleports behind you
>chops your head clean off with katana made of godmodium alloy
Pshhhhh...
10 more as of Inkling
>>9789811
The rest was surely bad enough and then more recently the sorts of friends I've made in this place wouldn't have endeared me to God. I even made friends with a succubus.
>>9789770
Scolipede
>>9789842
>When you get removed in top 2 by Oce
>Adachi avenges you
>Pottery with significant archeological and historical value
>>9789842
I'll be back once I win again, don't worry
7 more
>>9789870
>It was a hologram
>Teleports behind you.
>Chops you in half with my Go(l)dilum steel axe of ass fuckery
Hehe..............nuthin' pisinl....
>>9789770
Eric Andre
I just fell out of the shower
>>9789821
>>9789870
>fires at both of you
>misses
>runs away
>>9789770
Average Guy
>>9789888
Bionicle Waifu
>>9789770
Lana's mother
>>9789872
IIDA TENYA
>>9789796
Oh no...
>Kaito grabs the apple from off of his head with his good arm and just throws it far far away.
Fetch!..
>>9789878
Best Buggo
>>9789888
Max
>>9789914
>agreed.
>>9789873
I can't tell you anything for sure, but most religions tend to be forgiving.
>She shrugs, holding the side of her head.
I need to go home and lie down. Good luck with all of that.
>>9789770
>>9789902
Ochako's Spot
>>9789888
Entirety of Africa
>>9789932
?
>>9789912
>Filled with rage the big guy 4u charges right at you and pounds you so far into the ground you end up in china
>You find yourself in a chinese garden where you see a clone of you standing across the field with a katana and a hot dog hat
>He looks at you with pure rage
Quality is what we must sacrifice for speed. 5 minutes for whatever.
>>9789929
I doubt appealing to other religions will help my case here but thanks for the kind words.
>>9789933
Oh lord
>>9789933
>tfw good artists waste their talent on NTR shit
Fuck this.
Fuck you.
Fuck me.
God fucking damn it.
>>9789943
I didn't bother to check if you were late.
>>9789770
Lord Beerus
>>9789957
Oh alright.
>>9789945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
>>9789951
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9789951
I'm as ready as I'll ever be. Let's just get going already!
>>9789951
Awoo.
>>9789951
On with the hunt!
>>9789951
May the best win!
>Grimes posting lewds again
>>9789956
How does it make it NTR?
>>9789951
Sigh...
Let's begin.
>>9789951
I think it's high time I teach you bastards who's really on top here. And in case you're wondering, that someone is me.
>>9789988
Show us
>>9789991
I was wondering the same.
>>9789987
u da best
>>9789991
In the doujin she was going out with Izuku I believe. Unless I'm mistaken, I haven't read that shit in forever, and I don't plan too ever again.
>>9789945
>Kaito just gives up at this point, but he realizes that the Chinese knock-off will probably fall apart before it reaches him. A small comfort.
>>9789951
Bonebath! No commentary to rush out this slide. VROOM
>>9789956
You're gonna need alot more disgust.
Would you a frog
>>9790050
What a pain. I guess I should take advantage of the opportunity though.
>>9790050
What's wrong? Got cold feet?
>>9790040
>The chinese kaito charges at you but trips and falls on it's own katana
>Suddenly a wave of energy surronds you and you find yourself absorbing the bots soul
>A viking helmet immediately props on your head
YOU ARE VOCAKHIIN KAITOBORN
>A random voice yells out
>the skyrim theme plays from nowhere
>>9790050
>die in BB
Guess i'll go to sleep
Nighto HG
My discord's Vaporcast#2471
>>9790050
Wait, what? Heaven?
I don't remember it being part of any game I've played...
>>9790050
You're going to come help me murder all these people whether you like it or not!
>>9790050
>>9790074
Think you can get off easy tryin' to pass off as merfolk, do ya? You've got another freakin' thing coming ya sea louse!
>In the blink of an eye the inkling's head is rolling.
>>9790050
Oh that's cute. I'd like to see you try.
>>9790030
kek
He's a loser
>>9790050
What a strange ensemble of people for that pirate crew. Rape and pillage awaits!
There isn't any time to party. The games are srs bsns.
Guys...Merak's...Merak's dying. I didn't know. I feel so bad for calling him a dick twice during the running commetary of previous games, I...wait a second...
Deku, seriously, don't mind Len. I don't know what it is with her, I think she may have a problem.
>>9790058
Do you like posting this shit? Do you feel cool, man?
>le i posted the porn again xpxppx
>>9790102
THAT IS IT! THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW! I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU!
>>9790105
You really shouldn't have done that. Sorry, but I'm going to take advantage of this. Better luck next time.
>>9790050
>Specter Knight acknowledges their jealously with a nod
A noble steed for such a noble knight, isn't it?
>Specter Knight gets up and floats off the horse, which appears to be a reanimated horse corpse, bones and decaying flesh and all.
>>9790105
I refuse to join this "pirate crew." Resume your kiddie activities without me.
>>9790105
That goes for you too, ya freakin' cat bastard! If you think I'm just gonna cower and hide you got another thing comin', hairball!
>>9790105
Eh... yeah, I'm kiiinda sick... you see, this floating chair isn't just for showing off...
>coughs loudly
(If this works, I might be able to get them on my side for the next online match.)
>>9790105
What kind of bullshit is this? Quit using your god damn ghost ability, you cheating dick.
The Butt Ugly Martians game looks pretty good
>>9790105
Oh, what a wonderful day it looks down in Norfair, all the scorching hot flames always seem to put a smile on my face.
>>9790105
Welcome to the Bonehead Ball, where rejection, poisoned punch and broken events are abound! Seriously. How did this get past QA? Here's how: there is none. I'm sorry.
>>9790154
Is this early ps3
>>9790105
>>9790128
Hey. Wanna see a trick?
>Uso falls over with a fading giggle, vanishing as she hits the ground.
>A few moments later something taps Yuubari's shoulder.
>>9790166
>Player1)
BOI
>>9790166
Being alone is just how I envisioned this. Do not assume this is depressing, nor that I feel lonely. I could have never felt more alive.
>>9790166
Alright you fappy bastard let me show you a neat little trick where I tie this shell to your arm and RIP YOUR DAMN ARMS OFF!
>>9790050
>Kaito enters the arena, he already looks injured.
>>9790066
>Have I ever said how much I hate/love you? Because it's conflicting.
>This empowering revelation would be helpful if Kaito wasn't still buried in the ground.
Where's that music coming from..? A-are there more of them..?!
>>9790105
Baki, you can handle this yourself, right..?
>Kaito, still injured just slumps down against a tree.
>>9790166
Ah, sorry my hand sli-...
>Kaito just watches in horror as the beauty's face slowly melts.
>>9790166
Meh... never been a fan of these kinds of events.
What do you mean, there's no Wi-Fi in here?
>>9790166
Hey, don't be sad tom hardy, it's not my fault the dragon is a better dancer than you.
>>9790166
I drank too much and became ridiculously emotional. How embarrassing
>>9790179
That was interesting I guess..
.
>>9790105
>>9790196
On it. Don't strain yourself.
>Baki inevitably flexes his muscles to scare the wolves away.
>>9790166
I got distracted by a video and forgot to commentate this slide, so imagine I'm being incredibly funny or insightful, unlike my usual self
>>9790228
Aww.
What kind of terrible reaction was that!?
>>9790248
>Specter Knight merely wanted him to stay so he could reap his soul as he sleeps.
Fine, then. Your insolence will be the death of you. Literally.
>>9790248
I'm dying here man, can you quit being a gigantic douche for five minutes and help me out?
>>9790248
>>9790268
We'll see about that ya lousy worm. Thinking you can pull a fast one on me's like thinking you have any chance of bestin' me in a fight. 'Cause lemme tell ya if you think you've got a chance with that big ol' stick of yours then you're more of a dumbass than you look.
>>9790247
>Kaito waves at him in a form of thanks with his good arm.
Thanks Baki, sorry to rely on you like this.
>>9790248
The starts look so beautiful toni-..
>Kaito starts slamming his head into a nearby tree.
>>9790248
Well, this is weird, but thanks anyway.
(Man, if only food could actually replenish health...)
>>9790248
I probably shouldn't speak much about my dental health, but besides that, I look stupendous!
>>9790266
The kind of reaction that someone who is not really in the mood for tricks has.
>>9790248
Ranma gets up front and personal with Baki in order to save his life. Although I'm not sure why he's still "up front and personal," the life has already been saved. Strange.
I didn't think Spectre Knight was one to worry about such comestic things. Maybe it was on his eye or something. Eye pimple reduces visibility and affects combat ability, true fact.
>I thought I removed this rocket ass event
>I'm beginning to think I may have brain damage in real life
Ridley's a rather large target, so this was a really easy job for Maki.
Nice one Merak! I might have to buy you a video game for that. Seriously kid, that was good. Great. I love it.
>Sits alone on a tiny island with only a palm tree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHGPaHYc8ko
>>9790311
>She whips out her shell and starts pumping the dragon full of bullet.
HAHAHA!! DIE YA BASTARD!
>>9790311
Welcome to the Bonehead Ball! Again! The other arena events must be out of comission or something. Seriously, what happened to the other four I ordered?
At least the events aren't broken this time
>>9790311
I'm at a loss for words.
>>9790311
What did you expect? Some super secret bonus level? Sorry, but sometimes it's all just fairy tale nonsense.
>>9790304
Aww...won't you humor a little girl who just saved your life?
>>9790338
Y'know I'm fine with bein' alone but I'd rather be here with my sweet Miss Sun. Even in a place like this there's nobody here worth worryin' about.
>>9790338
And once again, we're stuck in the same goddamn ball. Man, this is the worst.
>>9790292
Not a problem, Kaito.
>>9790338
>
>>9790288
I have more power than you could possibly imagine, aside from "that big ol' stick." Now, begone, and pray we do not cross paths again.
>>9790311
I cannot believe you moronic duo would recommend me anything. Can you not see that it is entirely covered?
>>9790338
At peace, yet again. For one of the few times during this match.
>>9790338
W-why?...I didn't even have a chance to react!
>>9790338
If I were to guess what Len was currently seeing, I would guess that she sees herself, except with the ability to feel remorse, empathy or any sort of emotion that allows her to realise how rude she is.
What would you do if you stumbled across a tribe mating with one another that were gesturing for you to join in? Would you do it, or run away? Leave your answers in the replies below, or hit me up on Discord with it. My Discord is coolbones#127272
Smoking isn't cool. That's all I'll say on the subject.
>>9790370
Oh I'll be prayin' alright. Praying that I don't have to wipe the floor with your sorry looking ass. If you're lucky you'll die off naturally before you gotta face off versus me.
>>9790397
Damn bastards leaving your trash on the beach! Keep your bums off my turf otherwise I'm sendin' 'em back minced!
>>9790397
I scream, you scream, we all scream when we get killed by ice cream! How was that? Shit? Kill myself? Okay
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CUGH CUGH GCUB CHUB
Crushed by ice cream. Can you imagine?
>>9790376
Ain't my motor skills insanely wicked?
>>9790425
Oh, what a tragic accident~.
>>9790369
Ah well.. Since I died I think I'll go to bed now, I think the crickets are telling me to.
Goodnight Baki.
>>9790397
Congratulations to whomever wins and thank you very much for hosting Sir skeleton!
>>9790397
>Ranma waves off the frogs offer. Smoking probably wouldn't be a good idea for a martial artist
No thanks, smoking isn't really my thing.
>>9790359
I can't help being in a bad mood, but I guess I should take it out on you. Sorry. It was pretty neat, but why are you showing me?
>>9790397
Let me guess: something among the lines of "everything looks the same", am I right?
...Teseo's jokes are the worst.
>tfw want to talk to aussa but aussa doesn't want to talk to me much
>>9790453
Better off than Vino.
>>9790397
Vinces me manent unicus vivis et victor.
>>9790412
It is nigh impossible for me to die. Let that serve as your sole warning.
>>9790425
>The beer funnels through Specter Knight's helmet. After he dishes the entire pitcher, he sets it back down on the table and just sits there.
...Well? What was the point of that endeavor?
>>9790425
Just... what?
I mean, who even has the stomach to eat all of this?
>Slowly teleports into the thread
>>9790436
I might hit the hay as well, g'night.
>>9790425
What the frick? What? Inviting people over for pizza? WHAT? I bet it's posioned or something like that, it has to be
I, too, think Spectre Knight is a hottie. Too hot to trot. Or live.
If I were the dog, I wouldn't sleep with that thing. It's got blade arms, it could cut you up. I'd sleep on the floor. If I were that thing I also wouldn't sleep with the dog because it would chew on my bones and make me hate dogs again after reconsidering my position
NANI?!?!?!?!
>>9790428
Glad you could show off at the expense of my face.
>>9790460
>>9790480
That so, sea louse? I'd say you're better off as a campfire than whatever the hell sort of bastard you're supposed to be.
>>9790436
Thanks for playing!
>>9790480
>>9790492
...You will not say a word about what has just transpired. That was only a fluke. I do not even know what the cause was. Divine intervention, assuredly.
>>9790440
Well, I do have nothing better to bug, now don't I? You were the only other person I ran in to that responded at all!
>>9790480
I am not surprised in the slightest that she'd do something like that. Tricking people into disobeying signs is lower than low.
I wonder if any of the tea went up its nose
ring ring, ring ring, ring ring, ring ring, ring ring, ring ring, over and over and over again
God damn I forgot how damn clever and funny Golden age spongebob is.
Should I feel shame for watching this as a man?
>>9790506
Divine intervention. I wouldn't put it any other way considerin' compared to a rat like you I might as well be the God of this place and if I were you I'd be a little more respectful talkin' like that to a deity.
>>9790529
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHH!!!
>>9790487
Now, now, I wouldn't worry much if I were you -- I hardly laid a dent on it.
>>9790529
Hopefully Maki wasn't too attached to her hair. It's all gone now. Sad!
Dog-killer. What more can I say other than WINNER NEXT SLIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah
>>9790548
If you say so. Good fight I guess. I'm going to pitch a tent and sleep though.
>>9790577
>She's going to be really fucking pissed when the wakes up.
>>9790545
You were not even the one who set me aflame. Taking credit for another's action? Tsk tsk. How egotistical.
>>9790535
Nah
>>9790577
LET GO OF HIM YOU SKELETON FUCK HE'S MY LAST HOPE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING IDIOT SKELETON DICKHEAD
Well, here it is. It don't matter. None of this matters. Sorry for my overreaction, it's just a game. a shit game
>>9790578
Same. I'm down for the count. Nighty-night.
>>9790535
Golden age SB is the shit.
Still makes me giggle like a faggot now that I'm a big boy
>>9790604
Mighty big assumption you're makin' there. I think you're just a little angry that you've met your maker, ya cryin' bastard.
>>9790623
THIS SOME SORT OF FUCKING JOOOKE?!
so how about that 5 dollars huh
>>9790623
Lol
>>9790623
Congratulations! And as much as it strains me to say it I do mean it genuinely, because now I know there's a TRAITOR out there trying to RUIN ME!
>>9790642
Best winner.
>>9790637
For what?
>>9790642
Uh, congratulations.
Thanks for hosting, I guess...
>>9790642
Well, here you all are. As long as Agrias, Spectre Knight, any skeleton slayer filler, Fyxe or any furry doesn't win I can maintain my sanity.
>>9790637
I've won one of your games before, and going by your warped logic where anybody gets 5 dollars for doing anything, the 5 dollars you owe me cancels out the imaginary 5 dollars I owe you.
>>9790654
I disagree, but it is what it is.
>>9790695
Are you kidding me? 8th place? I should be at the top of this damn thing! I demand a rematch!
>>9790642
>>9790695
Congrats buddy, and thanks for the fun!
>>9790524
I see..Tell me about yourself then.
>>9790695
Thanks for the match.
>>9790695
Thanks for the chance.
>>9790695
Wait when did I get 4 kills? I don't remember this happening at all. Regardless, thanks for the host skeleton man.
>>9790695
There ain't any doubt that I was the top performer here. The fact that that little sea louse bitch won just pisses me off!
>>9790709
You really think you deserve that spot more than me ya bastard? Maybe you oughta take a closer look at that score board and see who racked up the most kills.
>>9790642
God woork. And thank you!
>>9790731
Hmmm? I'm Usotsuki! Do you know what that word means?
>>9790632
Is that so? This is the first time I've heard of a god that is felled by a simple spike trap. Heh heh heh.
>>9790642
You merely survived the longest. That will be rectified in time.
>>9790695
Even if we may spar, it is only proper I give you my appreciation for this entertainment.
>Specter Knight seems more monotone than usual saying this.
c :
https://youtu.be/fXyqFMBTKys
but you never asked for it before though
so i don't owe you anything
>>9790654
>>9790693
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>>9790731
>>9790748
>>9790753
c :
>>9790753
I went down goin' for the win and you got killed standin' around sucking your thumb like a chump. You really think you're able to outwit me and make me pissed, huh? Too bad I'm not a book as open as you are, sea louse.
>>9790744
It's about skill short stuff. Yeah sure, you got more kills, whatever. That doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things. I actually have talent, all my kills were full of grace and style, therefore I should've racked up not only kills, but style points as well...and that should've placed me at the top!
>>9790789
Wew
>>9790793
Look at you, talkin' about skill and callin' me short stuff. You really think I'm gonna take offense to that? I am who I am and the fact I gutted seven of you fappy bastards is proof I've got more skill in a finger than you got in your whole freakin' body, kid.
>>9790693
>>9790731
>>9790710
>>9790732
>>9790748
Oi. Thanks for playing.
>The skeleton says coolly. Because he's really cool.
>>9790709
In order to become a karate master or whatever it is you're trying to do, you must learn to accept losses with grace and shit. Learn from your mistakes. Or don't. It doesn't matter to me.
>>9790744
It irritates me too, but we just have to accept it and move on. I don't know what a sea louse is but I'm sure it's a scathing insult appropriate to the brat.
>>9790753
You sound even more like a depressing loner after thanking me. I'd ask you "what's up" but I'm missing the ability to feel empathy so I'll just say "HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA"
>>9790780
Well, I want 5 dollars now. I'm asking now so now you owe me. Give it.
>>9790789
Where did you find this? I searched all the boorus and couldn't stumble across this.
>Hey guys it's me, Kraft Punk!
>>9790695
Thank you for hosting!
>>9790867
o shit waddup
>>9790868
Back from sucking dick I see
>>9790789
>>9790865
nigga u blind
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3707589
>>9790880
Nice meme.
>>9790880
>>9790868
No problem.
>>9790887
Shit
but you're supposed to ask for it at the moment where you win
i don't owe anything because it's too late for you
>>9790839
Top kek. Youd think after the 5th hed get it.
Theyre nocturnal.
>>9790791
I went down seeking the win even more than you. I was eliminated by supernatural circumstances out of my control. You stepped right into a trap within the cusp of victory. If you were a book, perhaps you would be, oh, what is it? A joke book. Heh heh heh.
>>9790863
Cease with the petty laughter, unless you'd enjoy a repeat of our previous meetings. You recall how they all have ended.
>>9790849
Ohhh? You really think you're all that? Hate to burst your bubble, but you're not all that. All those kills were crappy, your form was terrible, and your technique was totally dated! I could beat you just by looking at you the wrong way. Or I could just step on you, either would work and both would put you in your place.
>>9790863
Bleh, if I had a nickle every time I heard that. Anyway, thanks for the game...even though I lost.
>>9790915
Who the hell is making these rules? Are you that kinda kid who goes "nuh uh I got a forcefield on and I deflected your attack" when playing Cops and Robbers? You're breaking my bones here.
>>9790935
Yes, I remember quite clearly. The first time we met you laid waste to me, however the second time ended in my DECISIVE VICTORY and the third time, just a few hours ago, ended in my SUPREME VICTORY.
>>9790938
You'd have, like, 600 nickles because you're a kid with some serious growing up to do. At least you're better than OTHER brats lurking this area. Thanks for playing, and there's always next time.
>>9790748
I'm a bit too tired for questions like that. Maybe I'll remember when I get back. Farewell.
>>9790935
If that's the analogy you're gonna make then at least I ain't some history book like you. "Supernatural circumstance" he says. I've got a gun right here and I went pop pop and set your dumb ass ablaze. If you're pinning that on some sort of outside force then I don't know what you're even thinking fighting in these sorts of games.
>>9790938
So you think steppin' on me's gonna just be that, huh? If you're feelin' confident about that maybe I could show you why I'm the Spiral Shell who forces tears out of the most steel a thug and cryin' baby alike.
>>9790971
And if i had a nickle for every time I heard THAT, I'd have six hundred more.
I won't lose next time, you can bet on it, skeleton guy.
>>9790978
>Ranma crouches down to meet the snail, a smug grin seems to be preeminent etched on his face as he picks the thing up by it's shell.
Oooooorrr, I could just throw you. What'll you do then? Lotta good those spikes will do 'ya when you're flying through the sky.
>>9791009
>preeminent
>That's supposed to be permanently what the heck?
>>9791009
>Despite everything she still looks very much like she's in charge here.
Oh yeah? Go ahead then, sea louse. Give me a toss and see what happens next. Then again, it'll probably be over too quickly for you and your skill to catch up to.
>>9791009
>The skeleton stops listening to him after he tells him that he had already heard a remark like that before. 600 times, in fact.
What the? No, don't lie. You haven't heard anybody say that before. I'm entirely original. Stop making lies up.
>>9790971
That is not how I recall the latter two. I have triumphed every time, though none as sweet as that initial victory. Shall I decimate another of your bones for you? I have been itching to feel the powdered bone seep between my fingers again.
>>9790978
>Specter Knight laughs dryly. The hoarse laughter echoes out of the grate on the front of his helmet and does not change tempo or tone at all until he's finished.
You're such a pathetic idiot that you cannot even remember how your own weapon functions. And again with that egotism? I suppose what you lack in stature you make up for with your drivel to compensate.
>>9790974
Awww. It's a pre-tty common term, too! Bye.
>>9791046
You really think I don't know how the bread and butter works? Maybe I oughta give you a reminder on just how much firepower I'm packin'. I could use a new barbecue anyways.
>>9791046
Really? Did you kill me that second time? I thought I shot at you and then ran away. Last night's kind of a blur. I thought I insulted you for having no friends then ran away or something.
>>9791065
Apparently the words I said five seconds ago are also a blur, as I appear to be repeating myself. The brain damage might be worsening.
>>9791048
I just realized Uso means Lie in Japanese
>>9791028
>Ranma makes good on his throat. He tightly clutches the chick by her shell. He winds his arm back like he's about throw the most fierce pitch of the century. He finally tosses the thing, chucking the girl away. He dusts his hands off before admiring his throwing arm.
Hoohoo! 'ya still got it, Saotome...you stiilllll got it.
>>9791040
Are you kidding? I hear it nearly everyday...from everyone! I mean they're obviously wrong though, cause I totally have the strength to back my quips up!
>>9791052
DO IT ALREADY!
>>9791077
But you have no brain?
>>9791052
A reminder would mean I'd have seen it in the first place. Perhaps I might have, but it was so pathetic I did not register it. Regardless...
>Specter Knight raises his fist to the sky. A bolt of lightning strikes out of nowhere and hits the ground in between the two. After a moment, a living skeleton wearing armor and wielding a sword emerges from the dirt and stands dumbly, waiting for its command.
Amuse me.
>>9791065
To run is to surrender. To surrender is to fail. Will you fail again tonight? I would wager on it. Show me your next weapon of choice.
>>9791081
you stupid little NIGGER
>>9791081
And "Usotsuki" means "Liar"~. Very smart!
>>9791084
>Throat
>That's supposed to be THREAT. Jayzus crust, maybe I shouldn't be RPing at 1 in the morning.
>>9791099
Calm down weeb
>>9791106
>He doesn't rp all day everyday constantly
>>9791104
I'm not the boat btw
>>9791136
Oh, I know. Sill man!
>>9791084
>She sails off into the distance....
>But suddenly there's a glint of blue light on the horizon as she comes right back, riding her shell like a rocket back towards the kid with a sword out.
WELL ALRIGHT THEN YA FAPPY BASTARD! LET'S SEE HOW WELL YA HANDLE THIS ONE!
>>9791094
Cram it sea louse, or maybe I've gotta drill a couple of holes in you first.
>>9791096
>She yawns and flips the shell on her back over her shoulder. It's a gun. She fires a single shot at the undead causing it's skull to shatter into hundreds of pieces.
History book. Gotcha. Maybe you should be tryin' somethin' a little more modern if you wanna try taking down the Spiral Shell, dumbass.
>haven't seen a man in a while
Wtf I hate hg now
>nighto HG.
>>9791084
Strength isn't all that matters, Ranma-san. Or -kun. I'm not sure with honorifics. But still, strength isn't all that matters Ranma-kun-san. What also matters is what you have here...
>the skeleton points at his heart
because I can tear it out and eat it. Yummo!
>>9791094
That's what makes it so weird! Also, I think you might have brain damage. That girl you sicced me on last night? She can turn into a bunny. And a match. And has a spiky baseball bat. Those details would've really been appreciated, you know? Because if I was a little bit more calm and collected I would've realised that her turning into a stupid match doesn't matter when I can turn into STEEL. But no, I was too busy panicking because SOMEBODY didn't tell me that she had superpowers. Bleugh.
>>9791096
Running is only surrender when it's a fight - which the last two times weren't. Although it may of looked like I was trying to instigate a fight when I shot at you, I was merely assessing your combat abilities to further refine my strategy in approaching you. So you see? I'm a tactical genius. To fight me now would surely mean your death, foolish knight. If you wish to proceed, just tell me. I'm ready to teach you a lesson in bone...bone...b...murder. I couldn't think of a cool finisher...
>I'm so sorry everyone I was speaking to. As I feared, my internet just went out for the last hour. If you are still here, I cannot say sorry enough. I'm still having trouble posting anything so I'll just leave for the night. See you all later.
>>9777148
>>9777161
Thank you anons
>>9791205
>pets
Later
>>9791174
You got a deathwish?
>>9791198
She can do that?! All I saw was some creepy pervert girl with a nail bat.
>>9791196
Goodnight fag. Hope your headphones break while sleeping in them, moron.
>>9791195
>>9791233
That's what I should be askin' you.
>>9791200
>>9791200
>>9791200
>>9791174
>He obviously believed everything was done with, cause by this point Ranma was walking away. Thanks to him being so far up his own ass...the sword finds itself quite snug in his shoulder...safe to say it hurt like a royal motherfucker. Ranma turned his head back to see the sword...and the girl attached to it lodged in his arm, it stung like a bitch, and the thing was just the right size and girth so whenever he tried to move his arm it'd poke against a nerve or something and cause actual fucking pain
DAAHAAAOOOUCH! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
>He firmly grasps the girl by her shell again, intent on pulling the sword out of his shoulder.
>>9791198
...Just Ranma, screw honorifics, we aren't even in japan anymore. And strength IS all there is! Who the hell needs heart, heart isn't gonna karate chop someone in ha--
>Ranma instantly scoots back, thinking the Skele is gonna literally tear his heart out right then and there.
Buuuttt...I do need it to live.
>>9791205
>>9791196
Good night~.