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ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.)

What's your favorite part of working with pokemon?

Rules/Info: https://pastebin.com/bMvZAaVX

Previous thread: >>9761784
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>>9771100
lube
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>>9771029
>Well, you don't need vocal cords to whisper.
>The shaking comes with a voice.
Luca, it's me, Chespin. ...What happened...? Why's it so dark...?

>Chespin then takes a few seconds to realize his mistake
Uh... one tap yes, two taps no...? ...Wait, that doesn't work with the questions I asked...

>>9771083
(Thanks for the warm welcome, man)
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>>9771051
(Fug is just going to maybe kick her ass and definitely threaten her.)
You kicked a kid out that got fucked or something.
And you call yourself a guardian.
>>9771088
Shut up.
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>>9771100
They're less judgmental than many of my peers, in my experience.
That, and just hanging out together after work is always pleasant.
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>>9771100
Punching.

>>9771023
Uhhh... Is that a thing i just do or like...? Fuckin' man foodgiver just lemme sleep on his fat ass, I dunno how Green Bean runs shit.
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>>9771168
But why?
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>>9771147
>really, i didn't knew that, croags is stupid, what else is new amirite
>he tries to show to chespin that he doesn't know what is going on
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>>9771088
Not. With. Salt.

>>9771168
I care little for human problems.
Now begone, don't make me say it thrice.
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>>9771083
If only it were that easy my friend.
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>>9770936
yeah, sad i know but well you can stay here one day if you want some place to stay
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>>9771206
>Chespin seems to get the idea. ...Or, at the very least, that's what's going on with him and he's assuming.
>He shakily gets up, a paw on Luca's back.
I uh... I'm going to try to walk to the wall, and then try to find a light switch. That... should help...
>Vines out in front to bump into walls and sense what's on the floor, Luca attempts to make his way over to the wall.
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>>9771205
Not now.
>>9771210
Say it as many times as you need. Your ruins are ruins because you don't do your job.
What reason do these humans have to respect you other than fear? You don't pull any fucking weight.
The Regis protect this world more when they sleep than you have in your entire existence.
Shape up.
Or get shipped out.
>Dragon Ascent.
252+ Atk Life Orb Rayquaza-Mega Dragon Ascent vs. 248 HP / 192 Def Tapu Fini: 269-317 (78.4 - 92.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery
>Just a reminder, DA drops def and spdef by 1.
>Also 100% accuracy.
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>>9771177
Pick a room!!
Like this!!!
>The doggo runs off into a random room, curling up on the bed
Just move in!!!
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>>9771280
>he nods
>he tries to look for a light switch
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>>9771255
I'll put it on the backburner.

>>9771311
Shit. That's fuckin' easy.
>the edgy doggo flops onto the bed next to the heuge pupper
>it doesn't have any possessions beyond foodgivers "borrowed" dex, so no bags to unpack, yay
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>>9771281
(ANGERY FUG)
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>>9771100
The relationship and sex with my partner.
She's the best part of my life right now, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Thanks, Rena.
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>>9771280
>>9771320
>Going to take that successful roll to mean that Chespin didn't bump into anything before hitting the wall. He then starts sliding along it, feeling along the wall for a lightswitch with his vines.
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>>9771281
>Tapu Fini is thrown to the other side of the room
>She leaves a nice mark in the wall
>And yet, she still tries to be threatening with her weakened voice
Begone, i-invader....!
>Hydro Pump
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>>9771339
alright
i can wait
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>>9771147
(Anytime Chuckles senpai.)
>>9771217
(;_; I believe in you anon. Tip: Take a shower before hand. It helps.)
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>>9771403
>Take a shower
H-haha yeah bathing
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>>9771367
>0 SpA Tapu Fini Hydro Pump vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Rayquaza-Mega: 57-67 (16.2 - 19%) -- possible 6HKO
>Hopefully I didn't fuck that up somehow.
You can't even use a good move.
>AGAIN.
252+ Atk Life Orb Rayquaza-Mega Dragon Ascent vs. 248 HP / 192 Def Tapu Fini: 269-317 (78.4 - 92.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery
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>>9771339
Hello friend!!
What do you wanna do??
>His tail thumps against the bed lightly as it begins wagging
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>>9771100
I work a fair bit with a Psychic, and having a low-key mental link is both unbelievably useful and surprisingly pleasant.
>>9771361
My best friend would give a similar answer, I'm sure.
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>>9771421
Holy shit Fug is pissed
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>>9771450
This just makes me want to worship his twin towers even more.
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>>9771415
(It motivates you. Trust.)
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>>9771421
praise be
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>>9771385
Like fuckin'. Alright. Neto.

>>9771422
Uuhhhhh
>this is the longest doggo has gone in two days without biting, punching, or fucking something
>am bored doggo
>lick other dog
I dunno. Fuckin'. What's up dude? You wanna do stuff?

>>9771461
(Same)
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>>9771365
>luca is still holding chespin's vine carefully not to drop it
(i think i am going to sleep because holy shit i am tired)
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>>9771421
Damn Sis is getting wrecked
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>>9771421
>(No fuck ups. BTW which levels are you using, Lv100?)
>You can hear muffled pain noises inside the completely closed shell
>And a "bitch"
>Before finally collapsing into unconsciousness, she sends a weak psychic message to the other Island Guardians
>"Injured, slipping away..."
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>>9771524
(Sounds good, we can continue later.)
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>>9771535
Yes.
>>9771540
(100 for both.)
>Fug lowers his head to the shell.
If your humans on this island aren't singing praise of you next time I'm back. I'll scale you and eat you.
>The message is clawed into the wall, word for word for extra effect before Fug leaves.
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>>9771515
>Azoth: Hop onto the bed.
Hello!!! I got distracted by a bug!!
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>>9771540
I should probably do something.
>whip out a marker and doodle on Fini's shell
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>>9771614
Niiiiiice.
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>>9771515
>The odd doggo starts to zone out while staring at Talbot, struggling to come up with something
We can...
>>9771629
>His attention is then caught by the appearance of the other odd dog
Friend!!!
Hello friend!!
>Anomalesia leaps onto his friend, bowling him over
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>>9771614
>Tapu Fini is too unconscious to realize what is happening
>She will need weeks to recover and wake up
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>>9771660
You're welcome.
Tell her, "If your humans on this island aren't singing praise of you next time I'm back. I'll scale you and eat you."
>Go let some rage out on the mountains in Hoenn.
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>>9771734
Angery dragon.
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>>9771629
...Yo. Other dog.

>>9771697
...You guys gonna fuck now?
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>>9771697
Hello!!
Yes!! You are good???
>>9771765
Fuck???
Like the!!!
>Push edge doggo down with a paw.
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>>9771734
Definitely will do. Also get to work on finally getting fiber Internet to Poni Island, talk with the kahunas to give the green to various other developments.
Many thanks, Rayquaza.
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>>9771810
Am good!!!
Show new friend around!!
>>9771765
Fuck??
Wouldn't I need to??
>And thus begins the intense doggo stare.
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>>9771810
>Confused bork
Wait what-

>>9771855
>return intense doggo stare
>also confused doggo sounds
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>>9771855
>Squint.
>>9771895
>Stare.
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>>9771734
>Ring ring, solar child calling
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>>9771838
Have fun.
>>9771957
>Smash rock.
>Answer.
Hhhhhhello?
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>>9771895
>Keep staring, don't be a sub ass bitc-
>>9771855
>Dubsfail
>Anomalesia is a sub ass bitch. He looks down and away from Talbot.
>>9771948
>Time to squint and stare at Azoth instead
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>>9771948
>Stare harder
>roll not to blink

>>9772016
Rekt
>he says never breaking eye contact with Azoth
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>>9771990
Hi Fug!! How're you doing?
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>>9772016
...
>>9772038
>Stare.
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>>9772058
Good. Blowing off some steam.
>Dragon Ascent through mountain.
You?
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>>9772073
>stare hardest
>eyes: are watering
>don'tblinkdon'tblinkdon'tblink
>unlike the odd doggos, werewolf is not made for fighting magic monsters forever
>rollan
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>>9772165
>blink
...Ffffuck.
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>>9772073
>He puffs and whines, resting his head on his paws and flattening down his crest.
Friend??
Why ignore??
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>>9772165
>>9772197
>Smug doggo sounds.
>Lick red doggo.
You do okay. Better than Anomalesia.

>>9772214
>Lick Anomalesia.
Am strong!!!!
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>>9772098
I'm watching tv! There's some neat slasher films on, they're kinda silly but I still think they're fun!
What kinda movies do you like, Fug?
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>>9772098
Rayquaza. I have returned to test your strength.
Give me a battle.
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>>9772214
>pat other dog
We lost that's why.

>>9772243
>ears flat, head down, tail flat
>werewolf accepts lick and does a lose
>...on the bright side, gets to be in the middle of any trains, so that's a plus
>lewd plus
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>>9772256
I don't watch many movies you want me to-
>He siiiiiiighs.
Hold on.
>>9772257
Are you going first?
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>>9772283
...Well you offered.
>Deoxys takes Attack Form.
>Calc any attack as on A Form.
>Psycho Boost.
>90% accuracy, missing on 9 or 0.
252+ SpA Life Orb Deoxys-Attack Psycho Boost vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Rayquaza-Mega: 417-491 (118.8 - 139.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
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>>9772340
(That's a hit, you dip. I think.)
Wait sh-
>Fug is KO'd
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>>9772243
>Again, he whines, licking at Azoth's muzzle.
Strong friend!!
Still loses fights, but strong!!
>>9772281
Lost the thing...
Don't get to be lead doggo...
>Another whine, Anomalesia nudging Talbot's side
Still battle strongest doggo!!
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>>9772443
(Thanks, dude. Rip me.)
Too slow.

>>9772256
Hello, this is Deoxys' gay bar. You fug it we tug it.
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>>9772548
Hi Deoxys!!
What happened to Fug?
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>>9772281
>licc again.
>>9772536
Am strongest!!
>Licc.
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>>9772574
>Pat fugbody.
>Sit.
...Asleep. You've been well?
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>>9772693
Um... yeah!
I'm watching horror movies!
They're kinda silly, but still fun!!
What kinda movies do you like, Deo?
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>>9772536
>pat other doggo
Fuckin'. Like. Worth a shot dude.

>>9772652
>licc other dog
...Fuckin'.
Yeah.
Fiiine.
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>>9772759
(Sorry I should have said something OOC. Fug's player wanted me to KO fug as an opportunity for them to sleep without poofing IC. Deo would have hit that no matter what.)
...Would you call me predictable if I said space movies?
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>>9772652
>He resist the urge to bowl Azoth over and rolls onto his back instead, running against Azoth's side
Maybe!!
>>9772776
Worth it??
What is??
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>>9772776
>>9772862
>Azoth: Snug both doggos and sleep.
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>>9772828
(Ohh, alright, I getcha dude, no probs.)
Um.... kinda!
They're still cool though!
Space documentaries or Sci Fi?
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>>9772862
Got to be middle. That shit's cash.

>>9772890
>pat sleepy doggo
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>>9772918
>He chuckles lightly.
Rude.
Both. I prefer the doxumenaries but scifi is just as interesting. Perhaps we can have a movie night sometime. You'll have to wear the suit, though.
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>>9772890
>Azoth becomes a new pillow for the golden doggo
Sleep well friend!!
>>9772963
Middle??
What's a middle do??
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>>9773064
Both. It does both.
>eyebrow wiggle
>there is a very real chance that this isn't going to make any sense to the yellow hyena bird lizard dog thing
>just keep wiggling the eyebrows anyway
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>>9773008
Movie night?
That sounds so fun!
I can make popcorn and get soda and stuff! How about.... space horror movies!
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>>9773115
...Yes.
That sounds fantastic. How does... Friday sound?
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>>9773102
>He make a confused whining sound, laying his head on Talbot's lap and rubbing his nose against the fur of his stomach
I don't get it...
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>>9773195
>plop head down on the probably-a-dog
>give the good pets with the weird noodley arms
Can't really give the full demonstration with the big guy out, buuuuuut
>the weird freaky noodle arms start getting grabby
I can get you half way there~
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>>9773133
Friday?
Okay! I can do Friday!
What kinda snacks do you want?
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jiji gets cucked again
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>>9773308
anon gets told to kill himself again
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>>9773267
>Anomalesia leans into the touch, whining slowly trailing off into light panting
Half way??
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>>9773450
Yeah well. Fuckin'. Big guy got sleepy. So you don't get the full demonstration.

>attempt to flip odd doggo over
>odd doggo is three times your size
>shit
...little help?
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>4am
>gotta erp
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>>9773495
Help??
Okay!!
>A quick turn of the body and Anomalesia is on his back, tail wagging in anticipation
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>>9773556
Fuckin' nice~
>jump onto the hueg doggo
>edgy goddamn werewolf crawls across a small plateau of floof until he gets in the general area of the face
>lick the doggo face
Sooo. How you want it?
>eyebrow wiggle
>the red rocket is primed
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>>9773653
>There's a moment of silence as he considers his options. A hesitant nip to Talbot's neck is given before he continues
What options are there??
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(Why did I wake up rn? Well whatever. Bump.)
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>>9774283
Because you wanna talk to me. How's it going anon?
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>>9774328
I don't even know you. Do I?
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>>9774354
I dunno, maybe you do maybe you don't - that's the point of being anonymous right?
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>>9774365
Yeah. So how's your day been? Any secret or minor crushes?
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>>9774376
Unproductive like usual but I discovered a fetish I wish I didn't. No crushes to speak of though I suppose even if I did it wouldn't be reciprocated.

What about you?
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>>9774404
Well I do have a small crush on a blue seal turned cute nut. But it's just a minor crush nothing much. Also I've been trying to get in contact with a certain few.
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>>9774436
Who are you trying to contact? I may be able to help.
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>>9774441
You may not like the answer. Most people here don't.
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>>9774452
I'm not like most people here.
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>>9774458
Well ok then. Emrys, Turts, and Meme.
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>>9774462
What's your discord, I'll pass it along to them you want to talk.
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>>9774467
Darn I'm to shy to do that. And I'm a little anxious about it.
Maybe some another time hopefully. Thanks anyways anon, I'll find another way.
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>>9774475
If you don't want to post it in the thread you could email it to me. [email protected]
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>>9774481
Uh thanks. I'll try this out later though. I'm going back to bed, g'night.
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>>9774488
Ah well it's a temporary email so yeah send it to this instead I guess [email protected], good night Anon.
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>>9774504
>Steals personal info
>Rapes credit card
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>>9774526
Heh
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Narcopepsi
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>Page 6
What is this? WHAT IS THIS?
I knew that these threads were dark for a time. (Kinda still are at times t-b-h.)
But this is to much. Get it together /par/!! TODAY IS GOING TO BE A GOOD DAY!!! AS I'LL MAKE SURE OF IT!!
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>>9776388
benis :DDD
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>>9773739
(tfw you try to fuck a biowepon and fall asleep before you can explain the concept of penetration to it)

>wolf: do a snuggle
Well~
I've got two holes... and you've got two holes... sooooo
>eyebrow wiggle intensifies
>he's more than slightly suggestible at the moment, in no small part due to 2 intravenous doggo druggings
>any further addiction rolls get a -2 penalty for cumulative exposure to the drug dog drool
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hey
i got some free time today
how is everyone doing?
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>>9776419
>Ano cocks his head in confusion, wriggling around to lick Talbot's face.
Rear hole???
Rear hole can be used for fuck??
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>>9776557
>Doggo: Make the YES HAHAHA YES sickos face
Fuckin. Hell yeah. If you think you can take it big guy.
>Wolf: Attempt to be the romantic doggo
>He grabs the much larger dog's head (as best he can anyway), pulling him in for a deep kiss
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>>9776455
I'm alright.
Work's been kinda slow the past few days, been thinking about buying Steelixite.
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>>9776654
Take it??
I ca-
>To say Anomalesia is confused is an understatement - this is the kiss thing, right? From what he knows a kiss is responded in kind, so that's what he does, shoving his tongue into and licking along the roof of Talbot's mouth.
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>>9776742
>The relatively smol woof was not expecting that sudden burst of gusto, but promptly recovers, tilting his head and moaning into the kiss, lapping at the invading organ exploring his mouth
>Mouth: Be full of odd goo
>Roll for addiction, fail on 2 and 4, dice plz don't let me down gently if you have to let me down at all
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>>9776765
>5
>You know what this means famalasada
>A low, needy whine builds up in Anomalesia's throat as he caresses and explores every inch of the Lycanroc's mouth. He tries to answer his small companion's energy in kind, bringing his claws into play and running them through Talbot's mane, the tips digging in lightly.
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>>9776880
(YESHAHAHYESSICKOS.jpg)
>The lycanroc's eyes go half-lidded as it lets out a throaty noise somewhere between a moan and a bark, his body slumping against the larger dog, claws softly raking along his sides
>for '''''''some reason''''''' he finds it hard to break away from the kiss, almost anxious at the thought of leaving Anomalesia's oral embrace
>for some reason.
>no idea why
>Wolf Status: Addicted to the Lewd Drool
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Don't you hate it when trying to find a way through a mountain range takes over a full fucking week?
(Hi.)
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>>9776948
>All good things must come to an end, and this is no exception - he's still a living creature and needs to breath.
>Comforting licks are given to the smaller dog, spread all over his face and chest, nuzzling and nipping as he goes along.
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>>9777105
Nope, can't say I do, considering it's never happened to me.
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>>9777116
>He's left gasping for air, dazed from the encounter, and desperately pining for more
>Amid the licks he buries his muzzle in the fluff of his larger partner's neck, nibbling and nuzzling into the soft fu... feath... hai...
>...
>Werewolf: give up on trying to understand anatomy, just enjoy the doggo
You taste really good~
>that sounded corny as fuck
>it's true tho
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>>9777132
I've just spent the last week or so up in the mountains of Johto, trying to find where the fuck you're supposed to cross over to Sinjoh.
Turns out it was through the ruins, so fuck me I guess.
I left my pokemon a note, so they SHOULD still be home...
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>>9776697
for me these days were pretty hectic, but it's fine
and good luck with buying that
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>>9776697
Who's gonna tell him I got one from a wakshop?
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>>9777177
>A neck bite? There's one correct response to this - going completely slack, head lolling to the side and whimpering.
I do??
Like what??
>Despite his best attempts at going completely slack his tail still wags, hips shifting ever so slightly to get any kind of friction.
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>>9777332
>Desmond's awake? Time to sit on him.
You, apparently.
>>9777319
What's going on that's so hectic?
Also I need a different stone idea. Mawileite?
>>9777209
Did you leave them anything to do all week?
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>>9777405
>The stone is produced from Desmon's bag.
>Pic related, thanks Bones.
Shwing, sparkle sparkle. Isn't it rad?
>>9777209
>Pokemon.
>Alone.
>Staying at home.
Pray to whichever god you prefer that they didn't get far.
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>>9777405
just a lot of customers lately
i work pretty fast but i am only one
there was also this one guy who asked for what, 50 pieces of clothing
i am glad that i had restocked the day before
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>>9777105
Beats being stuck in an hospital bed for over two weeks.
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>>9777364
>Woof: Is grinding on the giant hyena monster
Uhh... fuckin. Like. Mmf. Really juicy and shit.
>Fun Fact: Hyenas are quickly becoming endangered because they make really good hamburger meat
>There's a wolf covered in slobber and small bite barks gnawing on and dry humping a Full on a bed which, as far as anyone knows, is unclaimed
>hope to hell N doesn't offer this room up
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>>9777405
>>9777445
I told them to train like they had been doing in my absence
Here's hoping that went well
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>>9777461
.... 50 pieces of clothing?
What were they...?
>>9777445
Hell yeah, that's beautiful.
Who'd you pick pocket it off of?
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>>9777605
>Meanwhile, at the Kanto game corner....
How the fuck do these slot things work?
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>>9777645
I've demonstrated three times. You put your coins in and pull the lever.
>Trace does so.
>Rolling.
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>>9777633
a lot of things
shirts, pants, underwear
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>>9777605
>Location: Vi's house
>A batscorpion is sleeping
>He has a note stuck on his back, out of sight and still folded
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>>9777645
>>9777669
"You two have fun with that, I guess?"
"I'm going to just sit here and be cute and see if someone will give me a Berry."
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>>9777684
Sounds like a heck of a job.
It's at least a satisfying one, I'd hope?
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>>9777633
No one, Hilbs. Dug the shit up and got it cut myself.
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>>9777777
If skitts doesn't get this I'm going to be sad. As he is master of 7's
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>>9777501
>A cock of the head, and a curious whimper follow the statement
Juicy??
>What happens after the bite? Anomalesia has never gotten that far, but he's eager to find out - he brings up a claw, running it along the underside of Talbot's stomach and stopping at the thigh.
>>9777741
(I'm sorry anon, captchas are being mean to me.)
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I heard someone say something about hexes?
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>>9777777
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>>9777712
Aight, good luck bounce mouse.
>>9777669
An' that did all of jack shit for you.
>Mal mirrors the action on his own slot machine.
>Rollin'
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>>9777793
(I'm sad now ;-;)
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>>9777684
... please tell me it was the underwear he bought.
>>9777740
So wait you're saying....
You got down and dirty?
Without me?
Shame on you, Des.
>He makes a huff of mock offense, prodding Desmond in the chest.
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>>9777712
Ask for money instead.
>>9777867
>Squint.
These are a lot more rigged than I thought. Good try though.
>Fuck it, psy manipulation time.
>1s now succeed.
>Dubfail 1s end up in Mal and Trace getting caught.
>Rolling.
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>>9777909
>... please tell me it was the underwear he bought.
yes, he bought everything , it was a good profit at least
>>9777739
yeah, i always dreamt of having a clothing shop so it's pretty satisfying
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>>9777708
>Vi comes home
"Hey... where's everyone else?"
>First place she checks is the bedroom
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>>9777940
(Oh yeah OOC Drax went with her so if anyone wants to pick him up that's where she was the whole time)
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>>9777909
You got me, I get down and dirty all the time without you.
>Desmond chuckles.
What are you gonna do?
>>9777937
Hell I might swing by for something at some point.
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>>9777940
>Rolling to wake up
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>>9777793
...
Uh... Fuckin. Like. You're nice. And stuff. Uh... fuckin shit, i dunno how to do the foreplay shit, I usually just jam it in.
>My Chemical Doggo: Make an effort to be at least a little seductive
>he activates the weird noodly arms and tries his best to slide down to the heuge doggo's hips, slowly dragging his claws through his fur and across his skin
>before remembering that they're much lower
>...size diif really stops being sexy when you start thinking about the logistics of it
>On the other han- paw- claw- talo- fucking hell- appendage Anomalesia is dangerously close to the milk bone, and the heavy breathing indicates Talbot noticed
>or that he's still not all the way recovered from almost drowning in mouth slime, either or
You're kinda fuckin cute~
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>>9777935
Uh huh, keep tryin' hun, it ain't like we've got limited money or nothin'.
>Rollin', 1s resist applies here as well
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>>9777985
I mean we sort of do? All those fights landed us a good amount of cash.
>He chuckles slightly.
>Come on big money.
>Rolling.
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>>9777976
>Wake up
>Take flight

>>9777940
>Note still stuck in the back
"Hiiiiiii!"
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>>9778041
"Hey Kylar... wait, what's that stuck to your back?"
>She pulls the note off
"...You guys didn't train while I was gone did you."
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>>9778058
"Ah there it was!...oh?"
>sheepishly
"...sorry?"
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>>9777937
Hot. Hey, think you can do leather?
>>9777965
Well....
>Hilbert turns so he's straddling Desmond's stomach, grabbing both of his arms and slowly pushing them over his head, leaning forward until their noses almost touch
Obviously I would...
>A hand fishes something from his back pocket before joining the other at Desmond's wrists.
... punish you.
>Click.
>He plants a kiss on Desmond's forehead before sliding off both him and the couch.
Have fun with the cuffs, Desmond. Want anything from the kitchen?
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>>9778022
... well fuck, ain't that a fair sum o' cash.
>He eyes the money, making an impressed snort.
We done here or?
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>A wild Latios appears
Hey guys what's up?
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>>9778210
yeah i do have some leather material, it will be a bit more expensive sadly
>>9777965
that sounds good,i give good deals and nice clothes
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>>9778210
>Very confused batman sound.
Yeah, how about some soda? I'll humor you and beg for the key instead of getting Kal to teleport them off.
>The fake panic of someone who really isn't scared is played up.
W-what do I have to do for the key Hilbert-san?
>>9778264
Please don't give Hilbert leather.
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>>9778246
My dick
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>>9778246
My desire to die.
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>>9778275
Maybe you should learn to control your horny levels.
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>>9778240
Looks like it.
>The mind controlled human distracting the staff wavers a bit.
Lets get some training done.
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>>9778288
Agreed.
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>>9778288
But... but the charizards... and the steelix.. and and... and marshtomp oh god yeah marshtomp
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>>9777979
Cute??
I'm cute???
>The dog's tail begins wagging at super sonic speeds at the compliment, his entire body vibrating. At this point both are breathing heavily, Talbot rising up and down with Anomalesia's chest.
But.... what's a foreplay?
>The red dog's claws end up at the edge of the Full's ribcage, scratching dark, jet black fur. Anomalesia tries to return the favor, hesitantly scratching a claw along the soft fur of the inner thigh.
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>>9778294
Aight, that's cool.
We can train.
>Mal clambers onto Trace's back.
Were we goin', Sega?
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>>9778133
"It's fine, uh, where is everyone else?"
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>>9778327
That's... Interesting.
Humans are weird.
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>>9778378
Most of us are. He definitely is weird though.
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>>9778327
Heh.
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>>9778374
"Eh... uuh... they said something abouth making big money? I think?"
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>>9778360
>Trace chuckles.
Sega? That's a good one. We're going up to the mountains this time. Better training up there.
>ENGAGE: HOVER MODE.
>WOOSH.
>Rolling for travel time, last number.
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>>9778274
Kal? That's your asshole Malamar, right?
That's how you get tentacle porn, Des. Is that what you want? Tentacle porn?
>Hilbert returns from the kitchen with two generic off brand Root Beers, plopping the drink on his chest and returning to using Desmond's stomach as a couch.
And... I'm not sure. I didnt think I'd get this far.
Got something in mind...?
>He waggles his eyebrows slightly
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>>9778274
alright
maybe i'll just say that it is out of stock at the time since leather isn't easy to come by
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>>9778333
>tripfail the scratches
>a thin trail of red, just barely darker than the ruddy fur surrounding it, indicates that he may have been a bit rougher than intended
>that and the loud yelping
>plot twist, the punch dog is into that. Guess that explains why it keeps wanting to fight things
T-that. It's basically that.
>Not understanding the difference between an accidental slip and an invitation for sexual mauling, Headfirst for Doggos grinds it's claws into Anomalesia's sides, nuzzling and licking at his the fur of his stalwart chest
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>>9778451
I don't think I'd get tentacle'd. You might wake up cuffed and with a Malamar of dubious morality, though.
>He opens the soda, downing it.
Make outs? I don't think I'm up to fuck your ass yet, Hilbert.
>>9778471
I was mostly joking but thank you. I'll buy something super expensive as a thanks.
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>>9778378
You're so pretty
>touch wing

>>9778393
Shaddup! I'm a charizard! Rawr!

>>9778423
I want your babies inside me.
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>>9778423
heh
>pokes gask
>>9778545
back off he is mine
>angery goo baby
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>>9778442
An' here we are. Mountains. We punchin' rocks or what?
>To emphasize the point he kicks a nearby rock.
>Odds it's a Geodude.
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>>9778423
Don't touch that thing, you'll get an infection.

>>9778545
...I don't even... Can I melt him without defying my new morality?

>>9778565
Humans need to be removed.
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>>9778545
>moves away
Personal space, guy.
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>>9778584
Sort of. We're going to work on our teamwork skills. Rock basically KOs you instantly and you're going to need me.
>Rolling for training.
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>>9778495
... oh.
Foreplay is the scratch??
Ok, can do that!!
>A dog of moderation he is not, dragging both sets of talons down Talbot's thighs, leaving more dark red marks in his wake.
>The Full squirms hardcore underneath the other's talons whining and whimpering needily, a moan or two slipping through.
When show the thing??
>>
>>9778545
*Nuzzles u* :D
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>>9778545
Touch me and you will get iced, eh.

>>9778565
Heheheheh.

>>9778594
Agreed, heh.
>>
>>9778495
>>9778630
>>>/ERP/
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>>9778630
>Welcome to the Doggo Parade: Is diamonds right now
>sneaking in one last quick kiss, he pushes up, barely straddling the much bigger hyaenidae, leaving his underside fully exposed for the first time
You mean this thing? Pretty impressive, right?~
>He has no idea that everything about the odd doggos are scaled up
>tail is gale force wagging when he sees the damage done to his thighs
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>>9778439
"Greaaaat, so they could be anywhere... good thing I've got their pokeballs"
>Vi attempts to recall the gay robot and his lizard
>>
>>9778681
NO LET THEM STAY
>>
>>9778681
>>>/KYS/
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>>9778530
Sounds hot.
>He side-eyes Desmond and shifts to face him.
Soooo.... make outs. If you're okay with it I'm down.
>The last comment earns him a bit of a chuckle.
Fair enough. I'm not in a dry spell or anything, no rush.
.... not that it's an option anyway, haven't exactly had a chance to shower yet.
>Coming to the realization that he's talking too much, Hilbert immediately silences himself. Tilting his head slightly, he leans in for the kiss, a hand coming around to thread through Desmond's hair.
>>
>>9778730
>>9778731
(Not that guy but its hella annoying when half the thread is eaten up by 2 people doing something no one else can get in on.)
(I'll just lurk until they're done instead of shitposting.)
>>
>>9778747
Oh no people are doing rp things in an rp we can't have that
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>>9778672
>keeps poking gask
heheheh
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>>9778725
>Lulu: also out and about.
>Rolling to successfully be a mooch by the power of cute, before getting recalled and/or remembered/
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>>9778777
>something something coins something something face
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>>9778739
>Desmond gives a small chuckle.
Yeah, yeah. No sex slavery for me this week at least. Probably owe that to Kal.
>The cuffed hands pull the collar of Hilbert's shirt close as Desmond kisses him.
>There are a few fleeting moments or Orrean purity before the tongue is quickly added in.
>>
>>9778747
(Have you tried making a char that could get in?)
>>
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>>9778797
>the goo amaciater the hit
>but he has coins all over the goo
...
that was something
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>>9778747
(That's a majority of PAR's interactions though? DESU I wouldn't even mind if a character that was in the area decided to jump in.)
>>9778823
(Or that. I wouldn't mind that either.)
>>9778706
Its....
>He pins the cock in between two talons, rubbing and mentally comparing him to his own cock
... smaller than mine?
>Anomalesia shifts and gestures to his own dick, 3'09" in length as hyena like in shape, but relatively thin
>>
>>9778747
so you want to lewd with either edgedoggo or odd doggo
>>
T-today's penis inspection day?
>>
>>9778881
Yep, didn't you get the email?
>>
>>9778881
penis inspection day?
>>
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>>9778799
>And teeth, apparently. The response is very vocal - a hitch of the breath and a gasp, hand tightening on his hair.
>A moment is spent wondering if Des has actually ever kissed someone before his moves on, sucking on his tongue and caressing the underside.
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>>9778881
Uh oh
>>
>>9778985
Nice cock jiji
>>
>>9778893
No... I'm not ready!
>>
>>9778985
That's a really gross looking dick.
>>
>>9778985
dude what the fuck is wrong with your dick
>>
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>>9778984
>Yeah, Desmond hasn't done this shit ever.
>Follow what he's doing and play with the tongue, rub against it with own tongue?
>There's a hitch in his breath as he pushes against Hilbert.
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>>9778780
>Vi currently thinks Lulu is just somewhere in the house sleeping or something
>Unlike the robot and his not!dragon, Lulu hasn't made herself out to be a wanderer or troublemaker
>she'll get recalled eventually, but until then
"Uuuugh, TRACE! MAL! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!?"
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>>9779107
>If Hilbert were paying close attention it'd probably be fairly obvious that he's never done this. Luckily for Desmond he's not paying close attention, nor would he care too much.
>He tugs lightly at Desmond's hair, forcing his head back and nipping his tongue. His free hand begins roaming, wandering along his sides and over his chest, coming to rest on his hip.
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>>9779194
>Meanwhile, in a random mountain...
>>9778622
Impressive.
Aight, watcha wantin' me to do dude?
>Training roll
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>>9778622
>2 levels?
>47 now.
>>9779404
Hm. Well you're certainly doing good on your own. We're going to take down Golems and such together. Working on keeping you from getting KOed.
>Rolling for training.
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>>9779340
>His breathing gets heavy as he nips at Hilbert's tongue back.
>The cuffed hands awkwardly touching Hilbert's chest.
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>>9779521
>Speaking of cuffs... Trailing his hands up Desmond's chest again, Hilbert works on unlocking the cuffs without breaking off their kiss. Were he not used to undoing pants while making out it would probably be difficult.
>The cuffs fall off with a click, Hilbert giving one last kiss and a nip on the lip before pulling away, panting noticeably.
... and you're free.
>>
>>9779650
>skitts is banging like three different people at once
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>>9779670
>And cucking Bones twice over
Great isn't it?
>>
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>>9779670
(What? Only one character is doing the lewd, and that role player had to leave for a bit. Des and Hilbs aren't going to fuck.)
(Unless you mean the amount of characters I have that are actively lewd, in which case I have like... more than that.)
>>9779491
>Level 39: get
Hell yeah I'm good on my own.
Golem schmolen, watch me get this one without your help.
>Rollin'
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>>9779650
>Desmond chuckles, trying to think of something to say.
Thanks, Hilby~ Now if all cuffs were that easy to get out of.
>He pulls the cuffs off, twirling them on a finger.
Good, bad or decent?
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>>9779731
>No level up.
Oooooooh, fantastic work. You beat one without me. Keep on that track and you might do something.
>Rolling for levels.
>>
whats a good dragon type to get?
what dragons should I get to cover my team?
>>
>>9780186
What is your team right now?
>>
do you ever make a character and feel like basically everyone dislikes them
>>
>>9778747
(I mean if it's annoying I can like, FTB. Sorry, wasn't trying to get on anyone's nerves)

>>9778829
>The lycanroc takes a second to actually process what he was just told
>being busy wiggling your shaft between small sabers attached to a giant hyena's forlegs does that
C'mon dude. Bullshi-
>Down Down In An Earlier Doggo: Turn around for the first time
>His jaw momentarily goes slack when he notices the dick is taller than him
>...shit
...Ssssssshit.
>a dick so big you have to give it a hugjob
>Pretend You're Xyzzy warned you about this
>>
>>9780336
All day errday famalam
>>
>>9780336
Basically everyone? Exempt Jiji?
>>
>>9780336
Yo. Bambino.
>>
>>9780471
(Nah I do too.)
>>
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>>9780336
Yep.
>Vi goes to the pokecenter to get all her pokemon remote recalled because she isn't having any of this shit
>>
>Business roll a few days ago was dubs.
Hey, PAR. Been a few days but I was able to negotiate a new business idea with my boss. If you see any signs from "Axiom Energies" at your local battle places it's a new energy method we're setting up.
Generating energy from pokemon battles rather than strapping pokemon in to machines like we're some kind of new Team Rocket. We're also looking into a few other methods but for now that's what we've gotten the okay for in Unova and Alola.
If you have any questions about these the PR team or I can answer.

(Note for thread. They aren't some kind of "lolmurder lolicatchurmons" thing. Just an energy generation method.)
>>
>>9780864
TODD
>>
>>9780864
Did you steal that idea from Dragonball Z Kai? I clearly remember Babidi making that exact machine.
>>
>>9780864
>Lord and savoir Todd Howard
/ourguy/
>>
>>9780864
Where did the spears go Todd.
They were fully implemented.
Where did they go.
>>
>>9780864
...Unova? Don't suppose there's a commission available for... ahem. Professional contractors?
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>>9780901
What?

>>9780906
I mean, I guess. We're still negotiating with some of the gym leaders about getting it in their gyms.

>>9780989
Our electronics contain no spears, Anonymous.

>>9781051
If you're in the neighborhood to help generate some electricity or talk to some of the gym leaders our company will be willing to pay.


(Another note for thread. Todd "TFMan" Henderson is evil as fuck. The company is not. Company will only go evil if Todd becomes president. At which point it should look suspicious as hell.)
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Hello everybody how are you today? I saw Rayquaza yesterday, for some reason he was in Alola and he was huuuge!
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>>9781111
He seemed much larger than what I have in my notes
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>>9781111
Hanging a noose! how about you?
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>>9781203
Did he get bigger somehow?
>>9781385
Been enjoying my time in Alola and trying to take in the sights.
Why are you hanging a noose?
>>
>>9780336
A little, but I just act smug about it.
>>
>>9781606
Same.
>>
>>9781447
According to historical data, yes.
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>>9780336
everyone hates all of mine. cant blame them. i hate me too.
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>>9780336
Yes.
I feel useless to this place at times.
>>
>>9781936
>>9781882
I bet 1 million Poké that this is Turts
>>
>>9782010
neat meme. guess again.
>>
>>9781447
Don't know!~
>>
>>9782010
You don't even have a million poke, do you.
>>
>>9782033
It's okay Anon, I like you
>>
>>9782104
No I have 160000 Poké from tourist season selling my candles and smoothies
>>
>>9782010
(Nah. I'm over here on >>>/bant/. Funposting. That and you don't have 1mil.)
>>
>>9782142
(I like how Meme claims to be friends with you yet he's shitposting you here. Anyway good to see you aren't dead man.)
>>
>>9782119
>hug memoplane
>>
>>9782119
Thanks bud. <3
>>
>>9782163
(I like how you think friends can'y exchange harmless bantz once in a while)
>>9782170
>hugs Anon
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>Attempt to eat all of Sun's snacks while he's distracted.
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>>9781855
That is very odd.
I've twin curiosities -
Motive, and a means.
>>
>>9782265
>twin curiosities
rayquaza has some twins for you
>>
>>9782163
(What Meme said. You can't be friends if you can't admit what you dislike about the other. Heh. But anon why would you miss me? Most don't.)
>>
>>9782373
(Still seems like a cunt move. At least in public. It'd be like if I was running around saying "oh man Sniffs/Jirachi/Bones/Skitts/Croags is too depressed." It'd be less cunty if he did it in a DM or something. Whatever. I dunno dude just glad you aren't dead or anything. Hope you pick up a new character at some point.)
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>>9782081
Okay then.
>>9781855
>>9782265
Yeah it is, I wonder how it happened.
>>
>>9782202
So... what region are you in again?
>>
>>9782265
>>9782446
Means are unknown but motives, usually hubris or a bigger threat.

Either way, today is training day.
>>
>>9782411
(Well look it's kind of ironic when you say it like that because we all now very well how Meme, Noodles, and I were heckposted and used as a scapegoat from small things to large things. Instead of actually confronting us like normal humans. Good thing not everyone here is like that. But there are some. Who are like that. As for characters. Idk I was just thinking of comfy posting as SF with Meme in the candle shop as no one payed mind to him to begin with. That and I'll be way more moderate. I'll only be here if needed. Heh. Mostly I give anxiety to a few people here. Sorry to those I do.)
>>
>>9782515
(Mostly because*. I really dislike mobile.)
>>
>>9782340
Anon, I'm aware.
The scales involved make me ask,
How that even works.

What partner would Delta take?
Is a lewd ouroboros,
His only option?
>>9782514
Training? Excellent.
I could use the exercise,
to keep my wits sharp.
>>9782446
Perhaps we'll find out,
Perhaps we will never know.
I'm not too bothered.
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>Meanwhile, a certain Chespin is still trying to find a light switch in this dark room.
>Vines are a huge help, and soon, the burnt chestnut find something that feels like a lightswitch
>The lights are flipped on...
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>>9782635
>the mudkip flinches due to the sudden flash of light
>>
Yo. Quick question, /par/.
Anybody know what the market's like for psych work in Alola?
I'm asking for a friend.
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>>9782514
>"More of that Battle Tree or did you have something else in mind today?"
>>9782596
"Yes I suppose there's no sense in wondering too much about it."
>>
>>9782714
>throw cock rock at
>>
>>9782635
>>9782684
>A dim bulb lights up the room
>It appears to be a repurposed cellar, with stone walls
>A water dish and a bag of pokechow are in the corner, along with piles of various junk, the whole room smelling musky and damp
>A hastily reinforced door is at one end of the room
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>>9782714
hey there sweet cheeks
i assume its pretty good
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>>9782751
Do not.
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>>9782757
>The burnt nut winces at the harsh light, before blinking as his vision adjusts.
>He then blinks, looking around.
This... this isn't the hotel... where are we...?
>He walks back over to Luca, wondering if the kip knows anything.
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>>9782795
>mutekip shakes his head in, aying that they aren't in the hotel
"do you have any idea of where we are?"
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>>9782912
Uh, no... I just asked you...

>The nut blinks, before turning back to the boxes of junk, and walking over to rummage through them.
Maybe something in here can tell us...?
>>
>>9782939
>The boxes contain what you would expect from a basement
>Various rusty and dusty objects, including old cameras, golf clubs, nails, etc.
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>>9782939
>he shrugs
>luca looks around the junk to see if there is anythin in those boxes that could tell them
>>
>>9782999
>999
>Luca finds the same things as Chespin
>However, unlike the nut, a pile of junk falls onto the kip as they rummage through it
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>>9779749
>Hilbert makes a big show of thinking it over, bringing his hand to his chin and humming thoughtfully.
You're pretty decent.
Seemed a bit lost there though, Des, you got something to tell me~
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>>9779804
>Mal mutters "Yeah, I'll do you, cocky fuck" under his breath and gets ready to fight another Golem
>>9780683
>Only to get called back to his Pokeball before he can do anything
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>>9782987
>Chespin quickly becomes disinterested in the junk... all it seems to tell them is that they're in some dude's basement.
>He sighs, grabs a handful of poke-chow, and slumps against the wall, chewing.
>However, he does look over to the hastily-reinforced door... perhaps there's something there they can use to break out, or something?
>>9782999
>>9783047
>Chespin squeaks in alarm, before using his vines to attempt to dig the mutekip out of the pile of junk
Luca! Luca, are you all right?
>>
>>9782497
Altomare Island, my dude
Between Hoenn and Johto
>>
>>9783047
>a little squeak is heard
>poor mutekip is now stuck
>>9783078
>but he is saved by chespin
>he is a bit disoriented
>but he seems to be okay
"i am safe"
>>
>>9782596
I would definitely take his twin towers.
>>
new
>>9783123
>>9783123
>>9783123
>>9783123
>>9783123
>>
>>9780413
>>9778829
>N's castle echos with the sound of two dogs... movie furniture
>Sure.
>Let's go with that.
>FTB
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