>>9756627
>his underwear snaps before it inflicts pain
They don't give you strong underwear in prison.
>>9756622
>Ryoma looks up at Kaede with his big, black, void-of-life eyes
But...I would be dead. My punishment would be knowing all the people that cared about me died. Not one of them lived long enough to save me from this mental torment.
>>9756627
There we are, classic misdirection. It's for the best, I wouldn't want you all to waste your time explaining the rules of the sport to me when we can play cards instead.
He's the coolest kid in hell now xd
>>9756622
>he reaches out to shake her hand
A pianist, huh? And ultimate? That must mean you're from the world with that crazy school
>>9756627
Got any twos?
>>9756627
I'm gonna tease the other fatties at this camp and crush the candy to dust while they watch. It's honestly going to be really funny.
>The skeleton breaks out into a series of giggles as he envisions numerous fat children clamouring towards him in need of the candy, only for him to deny them of it and laugh in their faces as they weep.
Heh...oh man, I'm way too excited about this.
I wonder if this place comes with it's own fat 80's murderer.
>>9756625
I have an idea on who it is...
Keep it up senpai.
>>9756680
Is this the part where we get really upset for no reason?
>>9756668
Once again - I'm not fat, I'm big boned.
>>9756668
P-Please get me away from the sharks. I promise I'll behave myself...
>>9756684
Who do you think could it be, lad? I'd like to know just in case it's ~obvious~
A̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶I̶'̶m̶ ̶d̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶j̶o̶b̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶t̶o̶o̶
>>9756692
Furry = Removed. Another victory for skeletonkind.
Oh boy it's more death.
>>9756627
OW! Sunnuva-urgh! Since when was I so clumsy? Stupid, stupid me.
>>9756692
>Shortly after Rika slumps on to all fours, panting and wheezing. She weakly shoots a thumbs-up at the air.
>>9756627
My leeeegs... can't we take a break guys? H-hey wait up!
>>9756645
Ryoma...
>She crosses her arms and sighs
I'm still here, alive and well so don't you go thinking like that all the time, otherwise I'll knock that depressing way of thinking out of you!
>>9756652
Y-yeah, You get to meet all types at that school... include a homicidal teddy bear and his cubs, B-but it could be worse... I think
>She chuckles nervously obviously worried about what Monokuma is doing back at the school to her friends that aren't here
>>9756668
They said I shouldn't stay up all night because it's bad for me... well, I proved them wro-
>She falls down and passes out, snoring loudly
>>9756692
I'm... really... out of shape...
>She tries keeping up with the others, but is obviously at her limit for running
>>9756692
Ouch.
Oh great, it's already 5 am
>>9756668
>get an event with D
>we both die like fat little bitches
This place realy is entertaining. I keep doing things against my own will. I wonder if it's the reason the skeleton is retarded.
>>9756708
...Right. Sorry about that. I'll keep in mind that some people don't know when to quit. Taking time to talk to someone like me...it's insane. Don't you know how much trouble you'll get yourself into just by being near me?
>>9756719
The irony here is outstanding. What made you change your mind about us?
>>9756708
Homicidal teddy bear? I think I've seen that little jerk around here before, a long while ago
>>9756719
Worth it
>>9756719
Oh, so I gauge that you're still able to smell things despite your undeath? Interesting.
We're going into "It's-5:00AM-time-to-speed-this-shit-up" mode.
>>9756719
I don't even think I can fit that thing under there.
>>9756741
>She pinches her stomach softly.
Hmm...eh, probably nothing.
>>9756726
>hoping the same, desu.
>>9756741
I'll join you guys later. I'd rather see if the lake is cleared of...things.
>>9756726
Actually, you're retarded. And yes, I am brain damaged but even I can recognise that in the scenario that occurred earlier, you were, in fact, the retard.
>>9756737
SKELETON MAGIC!
>The skeleton makes jazz hands as he says that.
>>9756741
Why am I so weak? I've been drinking my milk regularly.
>>9756741
Why am I making macaroni and cheese for an alien?
>>9756741
Thanks for not holding back. I left something in the oven back at home and forgot to turn it off. I'll be making my merry way back there.
>>9756719
>Kaede hums Emperor Concerto to herself, calming herself down a little
>>9756728
I'm not sure, but I don't really care, you're my friend, and I won't let some punishment get in the way of my being friends with you... I hope that doesn't bother you too much...
>>9756731
He's really hard to miss, half white and half black... the white side looks normal while the black side has sharp teeth and weird eye, also a really annoying voice, so I'm sure you've seen him...
>>9756741
Whoa... Geez, this thing won't hold for long, but I guess I got across...
Hey it's fun skipping peace and death slides isn't it
>>9756741
My bag is feeling heavier than it should be...
>>9756757
Yeah, it was him alright. He was pretty annoying, though not too tough, if you ask me
>>9756758
You're a robot, you can't even burp!
These assassin's are getting out of hand.
>>9756757
It...doesn't. Not at all. It's been some time since anyone has ever said that, excluding Kaito. He's a little too nice to a fault.
If you really are certain about this, then I guess it wouldn't be that bad having a friend. I'll apologize in advance for all the burdens that come with it.
>>9756758
I'm not surprised. Most people look somewhere near the bed post. Since you're good enough to find it, you might as well keep it.
Slowly but surely we're getting there.
>>9756780
Don't worry about being lost, little girl. Most people get lost somewhere in their lifetime. You'll find your way back to your mother eventually. Can't be that hard if she's looking for you.
>>9756787
No matches or anything...this is another kind of hell, isn't it?
Shit man, it's way past my bedtime.
>>9756758
Eh? You won't get the benefit of it y'know... but I'll take you up on your offer, I'm gonna get that new Grand piano some day!
>>9756773
I would think so, when he's out of his space where he can control everything he's probably not too scary... still though, be careful around him, I'm not even sure what he can do...
>>9756780
My stomach hurts... let's call it a draw alright?
>>9756785
No need, being your friend is a good enough trade off, so don't you worry!
>She smiles brightly, obviously not really considering the repercussions, but not completely oblivious to them
>>9756787
>Smacks forehead
Stupid... stupid... I should've just gotten an apple instead of going for the easy thing...
>>9756796
All the viewers at home, make sure this stays our little sweet secret!
>>9756796
...
It was going to happen eventually. I knew they both wouldn't keep their word. Nobody would ever really want to be friends with a murderer.
>>9756801
Are you listening to yourself? It's not fair at all. What do you get out of this agreement? More weight on your shoulders and nothing else.
How many of you phat phucks are feeling hungry
>>9756810
>that Kosaku event
kek
Daaaaaaaaaaaay 7
That last event just hurts to think about
>>9756817
I'd take my bag off before checking my weight but who knows which piggy will roll out of the bushes to steal it, thinking it's full of cake or something...
I'm very tired.
>>9756826
That's what you get for asking me to be on top. I'm heavier than I appear. Didn't you have any ideas when you first saw me?
>>9756801
He really didn't seem all that tough, at least compared to what I've seen
>>9756817
So they go after the baseball coach. Makes sense
>>9756841
I just want to go home now...
Final 3 wooooooooah
>>9756846
Wish granted, and you're no longer fat anymore so that's good, i guess.
Looks like somebody poisoned the water hole.
>>9756850
Mom... Is that you...?
>>9756865
yes
>carries away
>>9756808
It's fine, I'll accept the consequences no matter what they are, so stop worrying will ya?
>She yawns and stretches a little
I'm gonna head back now, you better not be acting this way when we see eachother again, you got that?
>>9756845
Yeah... but he's dangerous, so don't take him lightly!
>Kaede yawn and scratches the back of her head
I'm gonna head out now, stay safe around here, though I doubt I need to tell you that huh?
>She waves before heading off
Congratulations to sanjay, even though I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be sanji, but who cares you won.
>>9756866
>>9756871
You stay safe too
>>9756872
Congrats, and thanks for hosting
Man it's late.
Hitler was so close.
>>9756872
>>9756882
Third place. What else hasn't already been said? It's a monumental occurrence whenever I place right before second. My quiet life will be ensured. Thank you for providing for us.
Oh, and a congratulations to the winner.
>>9756872
Congrats, guy. Thanks for this.
>>9756885
Thank you for hosting.
>>9756898
>Punches
>yfw Bolin gets a Stand
WORK THAT SUCKER TO DEATH
G'night.
>>9756941
good night lad
>>9756941
Goodnight, Television person.
>kissu
awa a awa a wawa awa a awa a wawa
awa a awa a wawa awa a awa a wawa
>>9756907
Dick.
>>9756941
Have a good one, guy.
>>9756986
>Kissu's you
>>9756987
>>9756992
wawa
my home
Covfefe
>>9757070
Say something nice about the person 5 posts above you
>>9757090
>tfw hg was celebrating this moron winning
>>9757101
>he isn't chaotic evil
top kek
>>9757092
They let me sleep undisturbed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz_hMPF0GWA
>libtards still buttblasted by trump that they have to hand on to a typo as an argument
>>9757101
>Out of all the incompetent, stupid things he's done retarded libs freak out about a typing error the most.
At least the travel ban was hype.
>>9757119
HURR DURR IMPEACHMENT WHEN?
>>9757101
(m8 Saddam's ghost stood a better chance and would have been celebrated just because its not shillary.)
Give me a random sentence/picture and I'll make an event out of it
>he cares about which faggot is in a place in government when he can lurk HG, vidya and not really give a shit
>>9757098
Do what now? Thanks?
>>9757166
What can you do with this?
>>9757166
Guess who's going to the mower show?
>>9757166
>>9757166
>>9757166
Il start looking for some actual random ones for you.
>>9757166
>>9757166
2
>>9757166
Player 1 tweets about how great his coffee is, but his/her phone autocorrects "Coffee" to "Covfefe".
>>9757166
THERE'S BLOOD IN THE BOX!
>>9757166
3
>>9757166
4
Post recent screencaps
why are retards even allowed a political platform https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWamIE8tMbA
>>9757281
because freedom of expression you dumb shit
>>9757281
You're giving it to them, you fucking retard. Don't give it views.
>>9757281
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
There are more ways to arrange a deck of cards than there are atoms on Earth.
>snoozes
>>9757321
Prove it
>>9757341
>honks
>>9757342
Estimations can't be proved (amount of atoms on Earth)
>>9757360
Of course it can be proven. I'll even do it right now.
Here, watch this.
>Poops on the floor
>>9757356
>They wake up panicing
THE ALERT'S UP! THERE'S AN INTRUDER IN THE BASE!
Reigen pls host
>>9757402
There's a spy in the base?!
AWAWA
>>9757281
>tfw your comments disappear upon signing out
>>9757413
Someone's sneaking around.
>>9757448
>Grabs shotgun
>>9757488
>Hut hut hut hut's down the stairs
>>9757490
We need to protect the briefcase!
>>9757493
Yo, a little help here?
>>9757501
Alright, alright, i got it. Stand back son.
>>9757512
>Enters top secret password
>>9757517
Let's go! Let's go!
>>9757521
Incoming!
>>9757529
>Screaming
>>9757536
>Breaks down the door
>>9757529
incredibly fast heavy traveling at hihg speeds
You think it'll be easy to follow if I make up a town name for my arena? It's for my winter arena, the town will be called "Blackburn."
Bloodbath slide has "the tributes arrive at the town of Blackburn, a snow-covered town forever trapped in winter" at the top
>>9757539
AAAAAAAHHHH-Hey it's still here!
>>9757544
>Clears throat
Gentlemen?
eh i'm sure it'll be fine
>>9757543
I would think so, yeah.
>>9757552
>Catchy theme plays
Should i keep going?
>>9757560
Yes
>>9757560
it don't matter
none of this matters
>>9757543
no i dont think people know what towns are
>>9757572
i'll kill you smartass
>>9757560
I see the briefcase is safe?
>>9757576
Safe and sound.
Yeah it is!
Mm hmm yeah.
>>9757583
Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a red spy on the way here? No?
>>9757591
Then we still have a problem.
And a knife.
Oooh hooo hooo, big problem.
>>9757598
I've killed plenty of spies, a dime a dozen backstabbing scumbags, like you!
what the fucks going on
>>9757612
Ow! No offense.
>Sucks on finger
>>9757622
If you manage to kill them I assure you they were nothing like me. And nothing... Nothing, like of the man loose inside this building!
>>9757618
We're watching TF2 - The Movie
>>9757628
What are you, president of his fan club?
>>9757634
No. That would be your mother!
>Slams the folder onto the desk
>>9757639
What the?! Wait, when did he-
>>9757648
Ahh- Ehhh-
>>9757653
Indeed, and now he's here to f$#! us! So listen up boy, or pornography staring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today.
AYO, YOYO WHAT TIME IS IT
>>9757663
Oh!
>Shows picture to heavy
Hey- gimme dat!
>Smokes
>>9757669
The spy has already breached our defenses.
>>9757664
8:30 AM
>>9757675
>Runs into the BLU team base
>>9757681
>Uses the wall as cover
>>9757685
>Slides sapper at the sentry
can we stop this shitty shit fortress 2 bullshit
just link the damn video and somebody host
>>9757693
>Sentry gets sapped
>Sentry falls over
Agh! Sentry down!
Reminds me of Ta-Class's ship wars.
>>9757703
>Gunshot
>Engineer's body stumbles through the door
>Gunshot
>>9757712
You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!
>>9757717
>Floorboard creeks
Eh? Oof!
it's been 50 fucking minutes and you're only half way done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR4N5OhcY9s stop fucking spamming and wasting the image limit
Come out of lurking by posting your favorite scene from your ava
>>9757752
>Forgets image
I guess i ruined it
>>9757731
>Caring about image limit
>On /trash/
Great, now we've got nothing.
Reminder that /trash/ was a mistake
COCKS!
>Yukine
>>9757880
Why so dead?
>>9757934
Because no games
>You guys don't mind me making an attempt at hosting right?
>It may take from 10-30 minutes to actually get the game going though.
How much do people care if the bloodbath/day slides share events?
>>9758004
Nobody, unless you have a clear need for a bloodbath that fits into the theme of your games, there's no reason to starting writing a hundred events for a slide that only appears once when you have the feast to worry about anyways. You can't share events with the feast because it's a different thing from the day and night slides, but the Bloodbath is just a Day slide with a fancy name. You can add some Bloodbath-type events so it still has it's flavor, but writing the BB tends to generate the biggest writing block for hosts working on their code, so it's more efficient to take that shortcut and start working on the Day slide right away.
>>9758006
>Guess I'll take tributes right here then
>Yes this is an entry post.
>>9758019
Seiga Kaku
>>9758019
Len
>>9758019
nice
>>9758019
Lord Beerus
>>9758019
Maria and Harusame
>>9758019
Eggman-kun
>>9758019
Gascoigne
>>9758019
Literally me
>>9758019
Akuma with a Gun
>>9758019
Ava Ire
>>9758019
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>9758019
Sliver Queen
>>9758019
Rika
>>9758019
Murder Obsessed Skeleton
>>9758019
Decidueye
>>9758019
Kawakami Sadayo
>>9758019
Reigen Arataka
>>9758019
Cobra
>>9758054
kamina
>>9758071
5 more after >>9758069
>>9758088
Bellona
>>9758019
Sugar Heart
>>9758088
Captain Luna
>>9758088
Vic Viper
>>9758088
Nah
>>9758088
Lenny
>>9758088
Gaius
memes
>>9758135
>>9758057
>>9758108
You know what? I'm not feeling it. Let the big guy have my spot.
>>9758138
for you
>>9758135
>>9758138
>sighs
Guess I'll do something else then.
>>9758138
>big guy
Bane?
>>9758153
>>9758135
>>9758092
Roma Invicta. You big crybaby.
>>9758019
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>9758164
...much obliged.
>>9758138
>Gaius waves his hand to the girl, as if trying to say thanks.
We good here? Yeah?
Alright let's go then.
>>9758186
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>9758186
I'm commandeering this vehicle and renaming it "Murdobot." For murder.
Well if someone tried to kill you the same way I can understand why you'd want to do the same thing in an attempt to be more successful and show off.
But it's just not gonna work. So I wouldn't do it again before you get run over by the robot.
Woodman is really trying his best tho.
>>9758216
Hey, wood guy. Woodn't it be nice if you didn't LET HER GET AWAY?
>>9758216
Oh look..a tree. A branch...And a pile of acorns.
This is boring. Can we go already?
>>9758186
>all Gaius did was step on some weird-looking patch of soil, and now everyone's blowing up around him.
>>9758216
>Gaius wonders why he hasn't seen any birds yet. Or any wildlife for that matter.
Good to see that cats can still climb trees with some results.
lmaoing@ur70basespeed
Forest fires are an incredibly dangerous thing to happen, but it was bound to happen eventually.
>>9758249
>The sleeping skeleton pulls out his gun and shoots the Noddys dead, a small smile spreading across his skull as he snores. why the fuck is a skeleton snoring
sweet...
>>9758249
>the last thing Gaius can think of before being dragged in is why would someone make such a big mirror.
I mean I put it on High instead of Very High but this is surprisingly a lot of death.
>>9758262
S-Shit man, that's some bad karma
>>9758276
ignore the filename by the way, I didn't skip anything I just accidentally saved the same slide twice
>>9758276
They should've sensed my massive murder boner hiding underneath the covers. If they weren't idiots they'd be alive right now.
>The skeleton talks inbetween bounces, letting out a "weeeee" as he soars through the air.
Well it's only natural that the grass Pokemon would disguise itself as foliage.
>>9758293
>As the skeleton impacts with the ground his bones break apart, littering the area with them.
Aw heck, it'll take forever to stitch myself back together!
Would you believe me if I told you there's a winner after this slide?
Because there is a winner after this slide.
And this is how the game ends.
It was a pretty quick game all things considered.
>>9758333
Checking my own trips
congrations u done it
>>9758361
Well, atleast I got to fight myself for once. Not that I liked it but it will do...
>>9758375
thanks for hosting
>>9758370
>>9758375
>Gaius both congratulates the winner and thanks the host, even if non-verbally.
>>9758375
>Thanks for hosting mate.
>>9758397
>>9758399
>>9758409
Thanks for being here everyone.
Guys, quick question. Which hosts like me?
>farts
>>9758505
Mii Swordfighter
>>9758505
I like you.
>>9758505
Better question, who likes you?
Time's up, thank you for your input.
>>9758375
This might be a bit delayed, but I'd like to thank you for hosting and congratulate the winner.
>>9758505
For what my opinion's worth, I'm indifferent.
>>9758562
Why do you ask?
GOD DAMN IT I RAN OUT OF FUCKING TIME? FUCK
>>9758505
You're fine when your breath doesn't smell like dick.
>>9758565
Thank you for being here.
Quick, name some relevant hosts.
Fucking hurry.
>>9758640
That red haired bitch with one eye and an ass that's fuckable.
>>9758640
Fyxe
Seth
Mokou
Kamina
Raven
Dedede
Garnet
Craig
Asgore
Reigen
>>9758643
If you reveal yourself, I'll make sure you won't regret it.
>>9758646
Thanks.
>>9758646
>Mokou
>Raven
>Garnet
>>>relevant
>>9758651
'_>'
>>9758651
Newfag.
>>9758655
don't pull too hard
>>9758657
Sorry that your waifus don't host anymore.
>>9758685
Garnet hosts pretty often, Raven and Mokou don't
>>9758668
Because it rips the skin?
>>9758697
Yes.
Try using someone elses mouth
>>9758699
Will you show me how?
>>9758710
I'd be happy to.
If I were fucking gay, which I'm not
>go to DA to try and find new images to save
>>9758719
I guarantee I have it worse. Show me what you found.
Say nice things to me and I'll host
>>9758752
you have big American penis
>>9758752
these ponies haven't met you but they think you're really cool
post the host list
>>9758726
No. I have it worse.
My ava is female.
>>9758776
My condolences.
>>9758772
A - Aussa, Adachi, Aikawa, Ayumi, Archer, Aaliyah, Alma, Anon, Ainz, Anime Titties, Asgore, Aqua
B - Baron
C - Crendor, Cirno, Chosen Undead, Cripple Rin
D - Dean, D3, Delgado, Deidara
E - Endo, Erica, Emi, EFH, Eric
F - Fyxe, FP, Fuck You Guy
G - Garnet, Grimes, Godot, Gumball, Gravesly, Guts
H - Hoshi, Handsome Jack
I - Ichigo, Izaya, Iroh
J - Junpei, Junko, Jesus, Jude, Janus
K - Kamina, Knuckles, KK, Kerag
L - Len, Lenny, LF, Lucky
M - Mokou, Mion, Maria, Miku, Mio
N - Nod Unit, Nowi, Nep
O - Okabe, Ocelot
P - Painwheel, Potatonigger
R - Rin, Reigen, Raven, Ramsay, Ringabel, Red, Rikka, Ruby
S - Seth, Shorty, Sol, Shadow, Shion, Stocking, Spy, Sokka, Soviet, Sliver Queen
T - Tricky, TND, TCH
V - Vader, Vert, Vinny
W - Wiggins
Y - Yukine, Yuno
>Want to pick up a touhou as my first avatar
Is Marisa taken?
>>9758821
I've heard Seth is taking her.
>>9758826
Could've worded that better, anon
>>9758828
He's taking her in several ways anon, I chose my words wisely.
>>9758826
I'm pretty sure Seth was joking
>>9758833
Who knows, I'm just expecting the unexpected.
>>9758832
She wanted a double entendre so I gave it to her.
RIP MASTER SPLINTER #NEVERFORGET
What time is it
>>9758883
so close
>>9758883
SUMMER TIME
>>9758883
Adventure Time?
>>9758883
SHOW TIME YO!
I'M JOHN LAURENS IN THE PLACE TO BE
TWO PINTS O' SAM ADAMS BUT I'M WORKIN' ON THREE, HAH
THOSE REDCOATS DON'T WANT IT WITH ME
CUZ IMMA POP-CHICKA-POP THESE COPS 'TIL I'M FREE
>>9758883
summer time
>>9758826
If he is then that's ok I can try to find something else
>>9758948
You have to ask him
Belka did nothing wrong
>>9758979
Don't have a social media platform. What times is he usually on?
>>9759033
Primetime
>>9758883
noon
>>9758883
Time for you to get a watch, bitch
>Checks thread
>Lowlifes are wasting their time shitposting people who aren't even here when they could do something productive or entertaining like movie/vidya/book
This is pretty sad. See you at primetime
+1 UID
*tips*
*checks out*
>>9758826
Nah I was joking. Don't know shit about 2hu and don't have the time to anyway.
>>9758948
Go for it mang. Have a blast.
>>9759096
Thanks dude you a best.
>>9759037
And thank you anon for the help.
>>9759163
>>9759163
>>9759163
>>9759163
>>9759163
>>9758797
I miss Vader