ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.)
What do think of Alola?
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>>9744594
Lunchtime rush tasks at a 30% discount, just just one hour and 20 minutes left!
>>9744601
I've heard it's a beautiful place, but it's also got some secrets the locals don't like telling tourists about.
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>>9744594
I could help, me and my Pidgot are really good at delivering things!.. For a price, of course!
goo
>>9744780
goo?
>>9744601
The Alolans may be too lax for me, but at least their League respects Fighting-Types!
>>9744664
Why must you torment me? I cannot let these people into my Region, I have to keep a veto on it...
>>9744687
Y-Yes! I'll have eight durian fruits, a box of Payapa Berries, two pounds each of uncooked white rice and red beans, and some sushi-grade seaweed!
Just name your price when you get here?
>>9744601
'TIS BEAUTIFUL, IN ALL WORLDS
SUCH A SHAME THIS ONE SHALL BE DESTROYED SHORTLY
>>9744840
It looks like the face of shame and disappointment.
>>9744815
>Take pictures.
>Off to sell them to the highest bidder.
(Before you yell at me, this isn't a random Rotom.)
>>9744870
>people have to tell stuff ooc because of how hostile this RP has gotten
wew
>>9744870
Huh? What?
( No sweat senpai, Bruno is for bully :^) )
>>9744815
What matters more, not letting them in or protein shakes delivered to your doorstep whenever you need one?
>>9744905
(Only becausr of Ray and SB still not forgiving that idea.)
>>9744905
(why do you think most of the old rper left
>>9744815
>FLY PIDGEOT FLY!
>The young man quickly arrives at the Indigo League with the groceries
That will be 100,000 Poke! 60K for the food, 40 for delivery!
>>9744963
*rpers
>>9744938
But... they're weird, and have no respect for Kantonese tradition...
>>9744967
Alright! Thank you!
>Give money
Good work! It's good to see somebody with a fighting spirit these days!
>>9744953
( Not sure what you're talking about. )
>>9744963
( ok )
>>9745038
(worry not bruno, you're fine)
>Equip notebook.
"Bruno begs for food on an imageboard..."
>Write notes.
"Huh."
>>9745038
Well, old Kantonese traditions respected going out and hunting your own food.
Time's tiiiiiickiiiiing...
>>9745080
I still go out and forage!
I just don't have the time with my League duties all the time!
That, and the grocery stores have all kicked me out, the whiners.
'Bruno, you can't pulp the durian in the store while checking if it's fresh!'
'Bruno, the old ladies in the deli are complaining about you being loud!'
'Bruno, put on shoes or you're banned!'
It never ends!
>>9744840
...The other bat was more fun. Can you even make soda?
I am so glad I gave my spot to Will when I had the chance.
>>9744840
no one cared who i was until i put on the mask
>>9745177
>throw chocolate at
HAHA!
NOOOO HEALTH BENEFITS!
FEAR PAR
TITTY
>>9745270
that was quick
>>9745270
>boop titty
Jokes on you fampire, the All-Seeing Madam Camila goes both ways!
As long as it's a ghost. No humies. Ever. Just ghosts.
>>9745299
(drink, rip me can't even funpost right)
>>9745258
Ha! I can just hose off and be back in action!
Take that, 'Bruno put on a shirt' whiners!
>>9745270
. . . Why are you like this?
( That's some meh anthro tiddy desu famiglia )
>>9745315
How's your training been? I'm in Kalos right now doing some fieldwork.
>>9745177
Funny you mention that, durian is not tradiyional Kantonese cuisine.
Nor are shakes but, you gotta win some and losr some, right?
>>9745270
Pyramid head pls go.
>>9745198
WHAT IS THIS SODA YOU SPEAK OF?
NEVERMIND, SUN AND MOON OF UNIVERSE δ REQUESTED THAT I AND MY BROTHER ELIMINATE THIS UNIVERSE BEFORE CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS WITHIN IT CAUSE A MULTIVERSAL COLLAPSE.
>>9745334
Tiring.
Champ is frustrated, the whole team is hungry and I need a garden hose to rinse off a mad detractor's sugar-based prank.
>>9745345
You may have a point.
As for the oddballs, I'll consider the issue. No promises.
>Bruno: stumble off in search of a garden hose (read: RPer needs to leave, sorry guys )
>>9745363
Fantastic OC.
>>9745380
Try not to get sweat everywhere.
>>9745363
if i take your mask of will you die?
>>9745363
( GM Ray here. The Gay Cabal that is GMscord is in favor of waiting until Ultra Sun/Moon get released / their plot and story stuff revealed to consider them canon for the RP. )
( Just wanted to let you and any other folks here know, famalasada. )
i wonder if morts rper fucked off
>>9745363
I AM HERE, SISTER, LET US BEGIN THE CLEANSING
>>9745442
(Shove it up your ass and let me fucking kill this garbage RP so it can be reborn as something better)
>>9745475
You don't have to shiypost it
It's already killing itself
Both metaphorically and literally
>I.e. Jiji still not getting his needed help and contemplating suicide
>I.e. Bork cause he's Bork
>>9745439
It would be extremely painful…
>>9745468
>Several planning/hinting at leaving
(I can think of 1, maybe 2. Neither of those are enough to say several.)
>>9745475
EXCELLENT
LET US BEGIN
>THE TWO LEGENDARIES OPEN ENORMOUS PORTALS TO ULTRA SPACE
>THE UNIVERSE IS RIPPED TO SHREDS
>inb4 thread turns into a shitpost war
(Honestly I feel like a reset would be neat but this isnt how you do it.)
>>9745532
You'd be surprised if you look carefully at what people say and don't say
>>9745542
No.
>>9745542
>Shitpost war
Oh how I wish
>>9745600
>No.
(I know why. But... Why not?
>>9744601
I haven't been here super long, but I really like Alola!
>>9745620
All a reset would do is kill interest and make everything shitty and awkward. Might as well be a killswitch.
>>9745633
>SUNS BODY IS RIPPED TO SHREDS AS HE HURTLES THROUGH AN ULTRA WORMHOLE THAT IS DEVOURING THIS UNIVERSE
>>9745642
Exactly
>A bum is trying to fish near Slateport with a rod made out of junk and refuse
>Rolling, fails on 0 and 2
>>9745599
(I'd be more surprised if you could give examples instead of trying to bullshit me.)
>>9745650
>THEY ARE DEVOURED IN ULTRA SPACE
>>9745691
>ALL THE FISH ARE GONE
>SO IS THE WATER
>BECAUSE THIS UNIVERSE GOT FUCKING DELETED AND REPLACED WITH MORE ULTRA SPACE
>>9745691
>The bum looks at his Shuppet, in desperation.
>Check the Internet
"Any tips for a beginner fisherman? I think my rod is about to snap"
>>9745744
>THERE IS NO INTERNET, IT WAS EATEN BY ULTRA SPACE
>tfw this shitposting is tempting me to start an all out shitpost war to give PAR it's long awaited death
>>9745728
(croags here, i am not leaving i just had some hard times irl, i think i am stable enough to return)
>>9745777
Okay Bones
>>9745777
just end it
>>9745777
DO IT
>>9745744
Fish tend to hide in the shade of trees when not feeding.
>>9745744
>Meanwhile, try again
>"This trip was a bloody stupid idea"
>>9745811
>>9745815
>DELETED
>IN
>ULTRA SPACE
>>9745777
>Blah blah coin smacc
>>9745854
>THE COINS TURN TO ULTRA DUST IN THE AIR
>SO DOES THE CAT
>>9745811
"Thanks mate... a Dusknoir?"
"Hell if I know where this ghosts are pranksters idea came from, your kind has always been helpful to me"
>Roll to repair rod while repositioning
>>9745728
(Not leaving yet...just taking a break of unknown length because I haven't been having fun from thread and stuff.)
-Sniffs
>>9745877
>THE ROD IS TORN FROM HIS GRIP AS HIS BODY IS RIPPED TO SHREDS IN AN INSTANT
>>9745831
(Could you not?)
>>9745877
Pranks? That is.... lowly. I prefer hexes and curses. A carryover from my time as a human, I suppose.
Give me 48
>>9745906
>Insert dick in bat
>>9745927
OBJECTION
>>9745925
>THE GHOST IS DELETED FROM THIS UNIVERSE
>ACTUALLY THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS DELETED
>>9745930
>SO IS THIS GUY
>>9745960
>Fucks the edgy oc bat
>>9745967
>IT IS JUNK BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN DELETED ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE
>THE DELETION CANNOT BE STOPPED
>>9745972
>NOT EVEN BY THE POWER OF DICK
(I suggest a reset before someone plays the GM spy card)
>>9746024
How about no
>shits on the floor
>>9746012
>Slap the bat tiddys
>>9746033
I laughed at this
Help
>>9746050
>THE BAT HAS NO TITS
>THE HAND IS DELETED ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE ANON
>THANK YOU FOR HELPING PROGRESS THE DELETION
eww! We do that outside!
>>9746068
>THERE IS NO OUTSIDE
>ONLY THE COLD EMBRACE OF DEATH WITHIN ULTRA SPACE
>>9745967
Roughly 800 years ago. I was a witch and met the fate demanded by law - death. Burning at a stake was my method.
I almost envy those who hung.
>>9746068
>pet the ninetales
>>9746094
Damn, that sounds rough.
With how things are now, I almost wish to ghost myself, but, I hace a Shuppet in my care.
>>9746094
>THERE IS NO GHOST
>>9746098
>THERE IS NO NINETAILS
>>9746113
>THERE IS NO ANON
>ALL MUST EMBRACE COLD REALITY WITHIN ULTRA SPACE
>>9746068
>Kicks retarded dogs shit in
>fuck you and this rp
>>9746059
Then what are these slut
>>9746150
>A FANART FROM UNIVERSE PRIME
>UNFORTUNATELY IT CANNOT BE DELETED
>TITS ARE GROSS THOUGH
>>9746098
>exite-
>>9746130
OW Hey!
>fireblast
>>9746113
Being a ghost would not prevent you from caring for your Shuppet.
Granted, it would be more difficult, but not impossible.
>>9746172
>THERE NO FIREBLAST
>BECAUSE THE FOX IT WOULD HAVE COME FROM IS DEAD, REDUCED TO ULTRA SPACE DUST
>>9746176
>SO IS THE GHOST
>>9746172
>Avoid angry special doggo's fire
>Pet
>>9746203
If everything is delet so are you stupid
>>9746213
Delet yourself
>>9746205
>THERE IS NO DOGGO TO PET
>NOR IS THERE AN ANON
>>9746213
>ULTRA LUNALA AND ULTRA SOLEAGO WENT BACK TO THEIR HOME UNIVERSE DUMBASS
>>9746176
That's actually a relief, considering my lack of wealth.
What does actually happen when you lift a Shuppet's cloth? An hex maniac only described it as "getting soul succed"
>>9746227
>Delets their universe
>>9746172
Pew~
>Attempt to pet the fox
goo is eternal
>>9746300
>NOT IN THIS UNIVERSE BITCH
>TRY ANOTHER ONE
>RESET
>>9746256
>Delet the shitter
>>9746300
Dubs confirm, the goo will save us.
KALOS DEFENSE FORCE FORM!
Z!
>>9746203
I do not speak sinnosian!
>>9746205
>much excite!
>>9746248
>more excite at the attention
Hello!
>>9746231
Lifting the cloth of a Shuppet directly exposes you to their ectoplasm.
Contact with this would pull at the spirit of anyone alive, yes. I cannot say if it would be strong enough to rip someone's spirit out, however.
>>9746373
Pew!!
>The puff bats at Zorro's ear
>Ahem.
ALL IN A DAY'S WORK! Z!
AWAY!
>Complete Zygarde proceeds to jump through the nearest window.
>>9746377
I doubt, she seems pretty young.
>Ian the bum: scan Saki the Shuppet
>Rolling for level, 5 + 2*last digit
>tfw you will never find a pokemon willing to indulge your vore fetish
>>9746462
Hey I found it.
>Ice Beam.
252+ SpA Life Orb Deoxys-Attack Ice Beam vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Zygarde-Complete: 743-879 (116.8 - 138.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>9746462
>Angry Kalosian yelling can be heard from the inside of the restaurant, Siebold leaning out the window and flipping Zygarde off.
Tu putain! You're getting an ice beam if you ever come back here!
>>9746519
Which side?
>>9746549
HAHA! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR PUTTING SNAKE IN YOUR DISHES, EVILDOER!
>>9746562
Now, now you'll all get autogr-
>>9746548
>Zygarde is fucking KOed
>What have you done.
>>9746572
prey
>>9746562
>>9746582
...
>Wave.
>Text Alain.
>"I found Zygarde. He wasn't very difficult to beat."
>>9746585
So you want to be eaten?
>>9746549
>>9746562
>>9746582
.....
>Alain whistles innocently and does a complete 180.
>>9746614
>"I saw, good job."
>He waves at Deoxys from the back of the crowd.
>"Crowd looks kinda mad, let's head back to the hotel room and grab Tobias."
>>9746623
hell yes my dude
>>9746582
>>9746614
"Headline. Zygarde BTFO. Again."
>>9746614
>Equip rebreather.
>Walk up to space virus.
Mr. Deoxys. May I get your opinion on this battle?
>ALL IS DELET
>HERE HAVE A NEW THREAD IN A RESET UNIVERSE FAGGOTS
>>9746666
>>9746657
...How big do you have to be to eat someone?
>>9746670
It took you that long to create a new thread to shitpost with?
Wow you're even more retarded and pathetic than I thought.
>>9746656
>Nod.
>>9746667
Very easy. I'm not sure how your protector is so weak. I must go.
>>9746656
>Speed form: Go.
>Off after Alain.
>>9746699
i mean, it probably depends on how stretchy you are
i mean shit just look at this snek, he's probably been eaten people and pokemon his whole life
>>9746736
Probably has, yes.
How would, say, a Garchomp handle it?
>>9746736
what the fuck else would it have been eating its entire life? salad?
>>9746707
>IT TAKES TIME TO GET GETS
>EITHER WAY THIS UNIVERSE IS DELET
>GO TO THE OTHER ONE
>>9746732
>Take notes.
>Waaaave.
I see it now: Kalos in trouble? Legendaries too weak?
>>9746697
>He shoves his way to the edge of the crowd, silently hoping that he doesn't get noticed.
>>9746732
>A text is sent to Tobias:
>"Rise and shine. You missed out on Deoxys defeating Zygarde."
(GM Ray here, we're rebooting, go ahead and use that other thread)
>>9746941
Nice meme, notray.
>>9746941
(GM Seb here, Ray is offline)
(The GMs have agreed to not reboot now, or any time soon)
>>9746998
Ray isn't on you dipshit, he left for something.
>>9747026
>Someone says something on the internet
>It clearly must be the truth
Why should I believe you?
>>9746998
(I asked the other GMs currently online to back me on this)
>>9746998
Do I really need to list the reasons why your bait is worse than some of the spam emails I get?
>>9747054
What other GMs? We have no proof other than the I.P count that there's even more than two people here, and that can be tricked with dynamic I.Ps
>>9746998
(Ray isn't here at the moment. He left hours ago, and he always checks in before making posts.)
(I do think that the other GMs should come up with some way to avoid getting impersonated though.)
>>9746582
>Siebold uses the unconscious Zygarde as his new throne and whips out his phone.
>>9746785
>Ring ring
>"Malva? How illegal would it be to cook Zygarde?"
>>9747070
Siebold I'm like eight feet away. Probably very, I don't think you could cover the taste of dirt up well.
>>9747060
It's not bait, it's a legitimate question
What proof do we have that the GM behind the curtain isn't just one faggot with a dynamic I.P?
>>9744601
Alola is just beautiful, it's a nice change of scenery.
>>9747139
>not replying to skitts
disregarded
>>9747139
(I can invite you to the Discord and let you see for yourself who is online)
>>9747148
"Agreed"
"Still can't find Gooey though, its like she dropped off the face of the earth"
"Even then, how about we stay a while and teain, maybe recruit another yeam member,"
>>9747139
You don't. Ray's offline though it's up to you whether you believe it or not
>>9747069
>>9747139
(This isn't even a fucking tin foil hat anymore, you're in the territory of tin foil plate armor, dude.)
(How do you know that there's more than two people on 4chan period? Maybe all of the fucking posters on this entire shithole site have dynamic IPs and it's just you and me here.)
(What the fuck do you want for proof, because I'm pretty sure you'll fucking brush off any proof or responses we give you.)
>>9747094
....oh.
Ah well. You're right, I doubt he would taste any good anyway.
How have you been, Malva?
>>9747244
Timestamped IRL photos, from each GM, prove you're fucking real.
>>9747258
First post a timestamped IRL photo of yourself, prove you're real first faggot.
>>9747258
Photos of what you spergling.
>>9747244
>Falling for and getting baited by a shitposter this hard
Why?
>>9747244
...How much do you think Drasna would freak out if we gave her Zygarde?
Pretty good.
>The rebreather is removed.
Just got to talk to Deoxys.
>>9747298
Yeah because it's such a good idea to show your face on 4chan.
I can't believe you're this retarded.
>>9747315
Doesn't have to be a face, just has to be enough to prove you're real, with a timestamp
>>9747306
(I'm stopping now. I was willing to humor him but jfc, posting a picture of yourself on 4chan is about as stupid as it gets.)
(Not that I can really oblige to the time stamp part anyway, airport doesn't exactly have pen and paper lying around.)
>>9747310
A heart attack, most likely.
Deoxys? What was it like?
>>9747225
>"What sort of training did you have in mind?"
Anon from earlier here.
What's the best way to like... Explain to your pokemon you like them romantically but you also don't want your entire family to turn against you?
>>9747486
Don't tell the famiglia, fampai.
>>9747486
Take them to a psychic that has a confidentiality agreement and talk to them about it there.
>>9747393
She's not that old.
>Malva crouches down by the KOed Zygarde, taking notes and sketching it in her notebook.
Strong. Sort of seemed like it wanted to leave.
>>9747486
Ask to talk to them about what's going on between you. Explain that you like them romantically but don't want either of you to be harassed by your family. Perhaps offer to have secret dates of some sort.
>>9747476
"Battle Tree mostly, what do you think?"
>>9747544
>Using your profile pic as an avatarfag pic
God I love it when Rpers do that
>>9747596
(That just happened to be the first N pic in the folder dude, it's not like I deleted it from my N avafag folder just because it happens to be my profile pic.)
>>9747588
Or perhaps become financially independent?
>>9746488
>Ian the bum: absolutely perplexed
>Level 23 and with Cursed Body
>Ian does not actually feel any cursed
>>9747627
Idc I just like it when they do it
>Nerd: come back home exhausted and later than the expected
>Roll for money earned: last two digits x 1000 + last digit of post below x 100000
>>9747694
meme
>>9747694
>nerd can earn more money in a few hours than the bat guy can in a day
ebin GM memes
>>9747694
(Fuck, drink)
>>9747714
(Okay)
494000
>>9747627
I'm garbage at battling, barely have any skills and I'm essentially worthless in every other respect.
Who the fuck is going to hire me? Catalyst? I don't think their boss is braindead.
>>9747783
Why would you think that?
>>9747681
(Ohhhh, alright. Sorry, I thought you were being sarcastic.)
>>9747783
Can you do paperwork or manual labor?
>>9747831
Skitters senpai you are silly
I just like it \o/
>>9747587
(Guess I should finally pick some moves. Psychic, Morning Sun, Psych Up, Psybeam. Wouldn't make any sense for a wild 'mon to have TM moves)
>"Battle tree? Is that like the Battle Frontier?"
>>9747887
I am the boss of Catalyst.
Hmm.... do you think you'd be capable of helping care and rehabilitate Pokémon or handling cleaning and upkeep?
>>9747862
(Ah, thanks, anon. I hope you have a nice day.)
>>9747895
(That makes sense)
"Just the Tower, as a matter of fact"
"I like the Black Tower more but we have business to do here"
>>9748004
(I'll try to but I'm out of motivation to do much)
>>9748004
>Read post.
>Hit self.
>Attempt to ignore worried Charizard.
Sorry, I'm a fucking idiot.
I could try.
What even is there to do in U to the nova? Cleared out my bug quota and I got fuckin' nothin'.
>>9748066
(Just veg out and watch TV man, you don't have to do anything to have a nice day.)
>>9748114
We always have openings on the castle maintainence staff. It's not much, but it's better than relying on your parents.
Room is provided.
Zekrom reads the minds of the entire staff out of habit, just to give warning.
(I'm gonna have to board another flight soon, sorry if I disappear.)
>>9748147
UNited states Of (V sound) americA
UNOVA
>>9748147
Not a lot, unless you like tagging.
>>9748147
We have a beach in Undella; an amusement park, musical theatre, and sports stadium in Nimbasa; a museum in Nacrene; ancient ruins near Castelia.... take your pick.
>>9748207
I can try castle maintenance I guess.
>zekrom reads minds
Uh, yeah if depression and inferiority complexes aren't grounds for smiting I'm good.
(No problem, anon. Stay safe.)
>>9748037
>"Ah okay, sounds like fun."
>>9748275
Some people are incredibly uncomfortable with the idea of having their thoughts seen.
I'm sure you've heard of the Plasma Castle. It's in Unova, located where the League once was.
If you need someone to pick you up I can send someone.
>>9748436
Yeah, as long as you don't care about my suicidal thoughts or whatever I'll try my hardest at this job.
Uh, I'll see if I can get to there from Kanto.
>Anon packs his shit.
>Rolling for how well this goes with his family.
>>9748459
>Odd.
>Not well.
Well, parents made me pay out half my money to them, great.
>Anon: Off to Vermillion.
>Travel time with last number.
>>9748434
"Well, time to stock up on revives, if it is any like that Black Tower it can get rough at times.
>Huxley agrees, an instant knock out last weekend still in memory
>>9748596
Half your money? That doesn't seem fair, why would they do that to you?
>>9748970
They need extra money to support my brother and sister. Honestly I'm glad to be off with what I have.
>Purchase ticket.
Unova here I come.
ha ha time to drop plots
>>9749743
What's up anon?
>>9749743
>Apply super glue to your plots and your hands
>>9749743
Annie/Jiji/Skitts/Borb/SB/Ray pls no
>>9746150
hot
it makes it look like she is wearing a mask
and mask turn me on for some reason
>>9749910
It is wearing a mask.
>Darkest Nerd: Emerge from workshop/hiding hole
How the fuck are there this many broken communicators?
>>9749929
not really it's a wierd almalgamation between necrozma and lunala, that techinically is necrozma's face
but it still is that turns me on more than the tits
>>9744601
i was there for a some time
it was a pretty nice place
>>9749998
S C I Z O R
C
I
Z
O
R
>>9750011
>slurp
i already moved on, i know that it was for the best that we broke up
>>9750088
Did you really, though?
>>9750113
>sips incredebly sweet beverage
yes, i did
work kinda helped to move my mind off it
>>9750140
>Appear from back room.
>Kidnap knife.
>>9750211
it's you again
can you please put me down
>>9750239
...
>Hug knife.
Wow. I step out to watch a movie, and like, everything goes to fuck.
Somebody threw up on my doorstep.
Anyway, like, other than that I'm doing OK...
Everybody else okay-ish?
( GM Ray here. Apparently the GM Impersonator Anon learned the dark art of saving files. )
>>9750259
>hugged
um, okay
>hugs the metagross
>>9750315
>Still conked out on the closest sofa
>Rolling for if he accidentally stepped on the barf
>>9750395
>5
>Yyyyyep.
>Remove nerd shoes, set outside and blast the whole mess with the garden hose
>Leave 'em out there to dry, and come back in.
"Seb? 'Chu okay, bro?"
>Roost on Wak.
>>9750449
>groan
"...eventually"
>>9750466
>roost on doll
Wassup amico?
>>9750466
>Wak is extra comfy I guess
..Hey, hun.
>>9750315
I'm okay! I've been wandering around the beach today! Ho-Oh looks really fluffy, I really wanna hug him buuuut.... he's a fire type, so I don't know if that would be safe!
>>9750503
Nothin' much amico, you?
>>9750511
Heyyyyy!!
>>9750511
Yo
>>9750528
Us. We's up.
>>9750528
How's my favorite plush doing today?
>Poke the plush tum with your bone
>>9750551
Hello, Clancy.
>>9750484
>Flop on the nerd.
"Long day? I'm up to, like, talk about it."
>>9750520
Bro. Ask about huggin' him. 'Chu gotta ask if 'chu're gonna, like, try that, I'm sure he'd warn 'chu if burnination was on the table.
>>9750551
We are very up.
>>9750557
Pretty gooooooooo-d. How's my favorite wak today?
>Scratch the wakko chin.
>>9750586
>>9750557
>>9750551
hello everyone
>>9750557
You's got anythin' you need done capo?
>>9750586
>nest on that doll head
>become the comfy birb
>>9750620
Yo
>>9750558
Yeah, I will before I try! I just think he's sleeping... or just sitting there with his eyes closed? I'm not sure, but I don't wanna bug him!
>>9750558
>Still not removing himself from the couch
"Hella"
"I had forgotten how much work sucks when there's an emergency"
"At least the bosses here are chiller than when I had a regular job with a boring life*
>>9750620
>Caw
>>9750586
>Scaletail: get waggin
Mm.. good, good. Got some extra stuff done for the board, finished something else. Good day overall.
>>9750631
Nothing in particular, no. Thanks.
>>9750620
Hello.
>>9750620
Holaaaaaa.
>>9750631
>Pat birbo.
>>9750653
Ooooh, nice. You wanna show the group? Ohh, ooh, what'd you finish?
>>9750634
Good call, bro.
Let us know if 'chu don't get burninated, okay?
>>9750641
Ouch. Like, at least there's Alolan chill going on, right?
Nobody screaming like 'chur mom likes to?
>>9750651
>CAW
>>9750653
Fak wak. Whatcha talkin' bout a bored? Who's bored?
>>9750674
>happy chirping
>>9750653
>>9750631
>>9750674
so what are you three doing anyway?
>>9750651
there you are
>hugs the fluffy angery birb
>>9750674
Just some little stuff. Uh, yeah, sure, been putting it off long enough.
And uh, you know, a thing.
>>9750716
A hoverboard. Hoverbone, technically.
Gonna be showing it off soon I suppose.
>>9750739
Nooot a lot.
>>9750711
>Nerd has been talking to the couch the entire time
>Attempt to stand up
"Owner was surprisingly calm about the total outage and almost losing his 99,9% uptime"
"Not like the Snorlax of a boss I had before." "Literally, he was one during a wishening"
>>9750716
>Apply those pets thicc.
>>9750739
Nothin much?
>>9750775
Pffff, okay nerd. Show us that big hot bone, hun.
>>9750716
>CAW LOUDER
>>9750739
>Angery birb becomes calm birb
Yissss
>>9750711
Okay! I'll tell you guys if it works!
>Sun rushes off to Ho-Oh's perch.
Hey Ho-Oh? Are you awake?
>Shelldon is in another room
>He takes a shiny pipe, and attempts to bend and twist it into a collar/neck bracelet of sorts
>>9750775
>>9750828
alright, you guys seem to be having fun
>>9750853
hehe~
so, max, how are you doing today?
>smooches the birb
>>9750871
>Fire flavored borb: Awaken.
Yes...? Do you need something?
>>9750925
(DRINK bambino)
>>9750828
Which one?
>Wakk: have a gigl
Alright.
>Retrieve bone of hovering +2
>Which I still haven't drawn up
>Damnit, me.
>>9750925
This. It's a bone, and it floats. Like uh, Stitch does.
>Hop on it and start it up
>Bonehead: Ascend.
>Slightly.
See?
>>9750896
(0/10, not for top, inaccurate physics.)
>>9750940
Yep.
>>9750775
A WHAAAAT?
>>9750925
>Intensified CAWing
>>9750940
GREAT
>Beak boop
>>9750798
"Huh. And here I thought Snorlax were, like, mostly chill. I guess if I saw a Snorlax mad, though, I'd run the other way."
"I probably won't get, like, half the tech stuff, but I'm down if 'chu wanna talk shop about the job"
>'Chu: get idea.
"Or, like, we could talk trolling some people, maybe."
>>9750944
Hey Ho-Oh? Can I get a hug?
>The champion's smile is as bright as his namesake, the boy making grabby hands at Ho-Oh
>>9750896
(Not for bottom.)
>>9750925
>Pet that mf borb.
>>9751000
Verrrrry nice.
Never seen a wak ride his own big bone.
>>9750946
>>9750925
sounds good
>>9751000
yeah, you and stiches are such a cute couple
>>9751002
>pets the birb
yay
you being happy is the best
>>9751000
>tripps ascend
>The Borb is awed by the Wak's technological prowess
Mio dio...
>>9751002
>CAWOKEN TIMES 4
>>9751039
>flop on
>>9751022
>The bird chuckles slightly.
If it will make you happy, yes.
>The bird hops out of the still being build nest and steps up to Sun.
>The bird puts on a display of stretching it's wings to their full length before pulling Sun into a hug.
>It should be noted Ho-Oh is probably a little warmer than would be comfortable, not die area but definitely up in the hundreds.
>Sort of like Skitts infinite blanket collection.
>>9751017
"He was deffo mad. I was like 'hell naw' and possessed my own car"
"The tech stuff can be summarized as 'someone somewhere fucked up and'... yeah I'm, down"
>>9751039
I've been practicing~
Hehe.
>Floaaaat on over to the plushbando
>>9751047
Thanks..
>Oh god I forgot her name IC and OOC
Dude.
>>9751048
Cool, right? I haven't put the uh, livery? on yet, so. Still room for improvement.
>>9751092
(Much better.)
>>9751039
>>9751047
>Birb petting competition
>Clover/Max duo is ahead
Yesssssssss
>>9751048
>FINAL CAW
>>9751048
>Snug borb.
>>9751092
(Nah.)
>>9751147
>Snug that husbando.
Niiiice, good work, hun. I'd kill to see you ride that thing for real.
>>9751132
"This is, like, a hella mean idea."
"First, I need John, and a phone."
"Then... like, the fun begins. I just need to find one number for this."
>>9751147
clover
a-am i that forgettable?
>>9751158
>clover keeps petting max
hehe~
>>9751092
(much better)
>>9751147
Jesu Cristi. Dis shit some kinda magic?
>>9751158
>Use MY FINAL HAMON- I MEAN CAW
>>9751210
Capo pls
>>9751216
>'Accidentally' drop phone off from pocket
"Woosp how could this happen"
>>9751287
"I don't know, bro."
"Step two, like, should be walking in the door in a sec, and step three is, like, crank calling somebody for giving 'chu shit in the hospital."
"'Chu still, like, down for this?"
>>9751210
Thanks, honey.
..uh, which kind of ride do you mean?..
Cause I can uh.
>Do some speedyfast loops around the courtyard
Do that?
>>9751239
Sorry, uh, we don't really talk much, Clover.
>>9751266
..Yeah, more or less.
>Woosh
>Float over the borb
Now I can keep up with everyone.
>>9751326
>Grinning
"Let's do this"
>>9751147
CLOOOOOVERRRR
MOST PERFECT FLOWER IN THIS DESERT
>>9751239
>Beak boop
Yissss
>>9751113
Haha... oh wow Ho-Oh, you're super warm! Warmer than Nebby, and fluffier!
>Sun spends a good thirty seconds just snuggled in Ho-Oh's feathers before the heat becomes a bit much for him. He pulls away from the bird, still beaming up at him.
Hey Ho-Oh, whaddya wanna do today?
>>9751362
>>9751326
>John: walk in the door, immediately go to pour a drink.
"A little mouse told me that you two are up to no good, and need a hand in being up to no good."
"I'm in, let me set up the recording gear I got yesterday. Good a time as any to test it out for our side project."
>Mic: up.
>Recording: on.
"Dial 'er up."
>>9751266
Whaaat? You're fluffy.
>Snug the borb.
>>9751360
Oooh nice one.
Noooope, not that. The other ride.
>>9751360
okay, maybe we can talk more often
but i don't know much of what to talk bones
>>9751386
>booped
>blushes
>boops back
>>9751398
>The birb chuckles slightly.
Don't tell him, I wouldn't want a competition to begin. Perhaps... Alola? If you are alright with this.
>>9751360
>SQAWK
Holy fak, what the hell even is dat runnin' on?
>>9751441
CAPO PLS
>>9751425
"Let me get the camera, this is going to be memorable"
>Waiting for dialings to happen
>>9751464
>BOOP
>WAR
>boop
>>9751360
>Surprised cawing
>>9751386
..She's the only flower in this desert. Well, aside from the Oasis.
>>9751441
O-oh. I, uhm..
..Maybe later, hmm?~
>>9751464
Ah, yeah, I'm not really sure either.
>>9751494
Souls. I might need to steal yours later to top it off. Heheh.
>Floaaat on down
>Pretty much at ground level
>>9751535
>Wak sound
>>9751510
"Play along, and keep quiet until I signal"
>John: Dial the number.
>Waiting.
>Waiting.
>Shit eating grin.