/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Milky gems Edition
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>Another god damn OP with Aqua
I like her too but c'mon.
I WANT TO EAT ZIRCON OUT
>>9676524
This artist did my request once!
>>9676524
dont forget to shake her before drinking
It's a me...
>>9676602
Mario, cmon and help me!!
>>9676602
delet this
>>9676563
Oh god, I love Zircon so much (as a waifu since I already have a wife) I just want to hug her so hard, pat her head, and sometimes do lewd things with her! She's so precious and I want to be with her closely! I can't believe this character exists, because they are just practically perfect! Words cannot fully express how in love I am. It is bringing me physical pain in my chest trying to explain how my feelings for her, because I cannot find a way to accurately describe how I feel, and it hurts so much.
>>9676624
DELETE
Who here is going to date me?
Come on don't be shy
>>9676602
I got a good laugh out of this.
>>9676651
Just let them be happy together. Why are you against true love?
>>9676666
Stop stop stop!
>>9676675
It is not true love, Lars deserves nothing more than that six gem fusion monstrosity.
>>9676646
>that pic
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUXK
>>9676666
Post the previous page
>>9676676
>>9676688
It's only you denying their pure love
>>9676720
I don't have it sadly.
>>9676734
It's disgusting and NOT pure!
The only good Lars ship is STARS.
>>9676761
It's the purest form of love there is.
>>9676845
Bad
>>9676803
Not with that art
>>9676858
I would have to strongly disagree!
>>9676845
please please tell me there's porn of this
>>9676899
There's a graphic Paddy giving Lars' head on rule34. I don't wanna save it, but I might.
Discord server for art/nsfw of colored gems
https://discord.gg/CBGwSxs
>>9676734
I want to play with slowpphires toes
>>9676933
Please don't, anon. That's gross.
>>9676845
Yellow Pearl though.
>>9676845
This is a sin and has a misleading thumbnail.
>>9676845
Male gems should be shatterd
except for steven
>>9676951
Also Paddy getting impregnated(?)right next to it. I just want some cute porn for them.
>>9676941
>of colored gems
Wew I fucked that up
>>9676933
oh you mean the one by Boogie?
that one is 10/10
>>9676983
B-but that would mean death for Paddy...
I'm the shower anon from before
The clean feeling is mostly gone
Should I fap? What would purity Sapphire think?
What side would Slowphire be n?
>>9676646
This draw friend really knocked it out of the fucking park.
>>9677005
Go for it, I mean, fapping is a reasonable thing to do.
Here is that Jasper fixing a chair story I was requested to do last thread.
I had some technical issues so I couldnt post earlier.
>Jasper was feeling down.
>After she was unbubbled and joined with the rebels she had assumed she would be able to actually be part of the rebellion.
>Instead the gems and the hybrid kid had dropped her off at some shack in the middle of nowhere.
>She wasn't too bothered until she realized that she wasn't alone.
>Lazuli and the Peridot were also staying there and they were acting strange.
>It seems like they always had some kind of pointless project they were working on.
>Today they were building a 'bowling alley' whatever the hell that was.
>At least it kept them out of her hair.
>She decided to find some place to relax.
>On the upper level of the barn she found a nice comfy looking chair similar to the one she had on her hand ship.
>With a smile she decided to sit down for a while only to tumble backward to the ground when she put her weight down.
>The legs were replaced with bendable wires.
>A small lable on the seat read 'the perils of leadership'
>Great more of their meep morp shit.
>Seething with rage she decided to fix the chair.
>Not that she really knew how to do that.
>She was much better at disassembling things.
>The first thing she tried was replacing the legs.
>She went through the junk in the barn until she found some planks that could work.
>Jasper jammed the planks into place and admired her handiwork.
>It fell over before she could even try to sit in it.
>Time for plan B.
>Jasper found an odd box with a glass front and decided to prop the chair on it.
>It didn't fall over.
>Jasper knew this kind of thing wasn't as hard as lesser gems made it look.
>She sat down.
>As she leaned back she heard a small crack as the tv began to give.
>The television shattered and sent Jasper careening to the floor.
>Plan C.
>Jasper threw the chair out of the open hayloft and stormed out of the barn
>>9677005
Do it.
>>9677032
That's true. I forget that gems can't have a baby unless they make themselves a fully functioning womb.
>>9677003
fug u anon
>>9677051
D ELE E TE
>>9677046
Part 2
>The chair landed near Peridot and Lapis.
>Peridot seemed concerned and called out to Jasper.
>Jasper ignored the little goblin and went to sit in the woods for a while.
>This planet ruins everything.
>She debated even going back to the barn.
>She felt like she was an unwanted burden but she knew it would be even more trouble to go out on her own.
>That Steven kid was relentless.
>After several hours she walked back to the barn.
>Peridot was pacing across the entrance way.
>When she noticed Jasper her face lit up.
>she ran over to Lapis and yelled.
>She's back!
>Hey Jasper! Hey!
>Annoying little goblin.
>What do you want?
>We have something to show you!
>Peridot almost dragged the annoyed soldier upstairs.
>Jasper was greeted with a strange looking area decorated to look like a mixture of her ship and her kindergarten.
>What is this?
>We knew you were feeling down so we decided to make your room feel more like home!
>Isn't that right Lazuli?
>It was mostly Peridot.
>Lazuli is just being shy anyway look at this!
>Peridot gestured towards the chair.
>It was completely repaired.
>Jasper stared for a moment before nervously sitting down.
>If this was some kind of meep morp she was going to go ballistic.
>It held.
>Jasper sighed.
>Suddenly the chair began to vibrate.
>Jasper stiffened up and glared at Peridot for a moment before calming down and sinking into the chair with a small smirk.
>It actually felt pretty nice.
>Uh..
>Thanks.
>You're dismissed.
>Peridot and Lapis went downstairs.
>Jasper still wanted some action but maybe it wouldn't always be so bad here.
That was my first greentext so tell me if I fucked up.
>>9677069
How is Padparadscha so perfect and cute no matter how lewd the situation?
>>9677051
It's not that one.
>>9677044
>>9677047
What would Purity Sapphire say if she could see me now?
Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis
can't let depression get me down, here's the finished lewd doodle from yesterday.
>>9671364
I colored this from the previous thread because I thought it was kinda hot.
>>9677091
You need " " quotation marks for dialogue!
>>9676845
>hurrr only girls have pointy chins
hyperconcentrated cancer i hope this faggot gets raped to death by a woman
>>9677158
>tfw realize Zircon is the Megane gem
Nyse
>>9677158
I love your art please keep it up
Thanks for doing a part two to that one
>>9677158
It looks great! I'm loving the way you drew her. Keep fighting the good fight against depression.
>>9677178
Settle down, tumblr.
>>9676646
I get this exact feeling but with Aquamarine. It hurts.
>>9677005
>forgot what hentai I had open for later
>lose the tab
>suddenly remember the name when hard
Gems should try anal
>>9677128
Who cares.
And humans should pop out from a gem's anus
>>9677376
FUCKING delete this
Also this
>>9677376
NICE!!!!
>>9677427
Come on that's some grade A fapping material right there. Why can't you be happy for them?
>>9677458
My favorite artist
>>9677376
Keep feeding me that Lars X Paddy art.
>>9676845
This really makes me want to make some hot metal men designs. Anyone got any ideas?
>>9677516
Metal men? Why not gold or silver then?
>>9677526
>RP
but why
>>9677169
Another colorfag did that one before
>>9676524
delete
>>9677599
oh well. still did it.
I'VE BEEN MISSING FOR 1 1/2 MONTHS UPDATE ME
>>9677169
Wouldn't that hurt, having a gemstone hit your ass?
>>9677510
I didn't want to keep these but...
>>9677644
Lars is pink and has a gem waifu.
>>9677665
nice
>>9677644
LEAKS. NEW GEMS. LARS IS PINK NOW. NEW GEMS. HOMEWORLD. ZIRCON LAWYERS MAKING OUTRAGEOUS CLAIMS. MEMES. PORN.
>>9677665
You did the right thing.
>>9677057
>tfw i drew better in ms paint
>>9677679
holy fuck
>>9677644
RONALDO WAS RIGHT AGAIN
HOMEWORLD SENT TWO NEW GEMS TO ABDUCT HUMANS FOR HOMEWORLD AND STEVEN OFFERED UP ROSE QUARTZ INSTEAD
ALSO LARS IS THERE
>>9676666
that won't happen because of pic related
>>9677711
FOR THE FUCKIN
ZOO* SHIT
>>9677644
im currently in the middle of 4x24 btw
>>9676845
OH FUCK
YD IS KILGRAVE
>>9677676
>>9677686
It's this one I didn't want to keep. Haha.
>>9677057
>>9677688
Also my otp
A good pearl must know her place. Wake up early, cook breakfast, kiss me goodbye, vacuum the rugs, wash the dishes, do the laundry, buy the groceries, prepare dinner, tuck the kids in, service me, and be a good wife.
>>9677753
theboogie is so good at drawing viscous fluids
>>9677753
I don't see why you wouldn't want to keep it?
>>9677783
Why would Lapis blush Pink?
Rhodonite a best
>>9677753
Not the regular guy who says this but this art is unsettling.
I want her to look like she consents, and not look like she seems forced.
>>9676845
>Lapis looks disgusting here.
>Peridot might as well be Steven cosplaying.
>Diamonds and Poils hot as fuck
I want pearl to be as physically attractive as possible.
did someone already made a meme of aquamarine as syndrome from the incredibles?
>tfw no qt brown gems
>>9677169
who's the artist?
>>9677900
She just need to shapeshit a bit
>>9677927
xxxubbles
>>9676845
i really appreciate the representation of giving a trans man gigantic bimbo tits like on YD
>>9677785
Yes, my master.
>>9677158
i demand more
>>9677783
Might as well post art.
>>9677912
Galaxy drew this one for me
>tfw the feeling of not being horribly sad every day is going away again
>constantly feeling your accomplishments are dust
>All of these miserable anons
I WOULD HUG ALL OF YOU IF IT WERE POSSIBLE
>>9678321
>>9676845
TFW Male YD looks like Lucifer
>constantly waking up at night because of your fear induced night terrors
>>9678372
What do you dream about?
>>9678372
STOP BEING SCARED OF THINGS; YOU'RE WELCOME.
What's the name of the new saphire gem? Padcuracha?
>>9678460
Padparadscha? Fucking... shit, something like that.
What if Peridoodle's posts start getting progressively more political?
>>9678460
Padparaschlamalamadingdong.
>>9678460
Padthaisriracha
Part of me wants to draw Blue Zircon pregnant. Am I a lost cause? Should I kill myself now?
>>9678474
Then I'd actually have the incentive to ignore them.
>>9677753
Woops, missed this one. The boogie is so hit or miss with his art, it honestly looks better uncolored 99% of the time. Delete.
>>9678460
She's so pathetic.
>>9678499
as long as greg is the father
>>9678550
Fuck off, she's not.
I want Rhodenite to gyrate her thicc hips back and forth atop Lars's cock so bad.
>>9678589
Anon, her defining feature is being pathetic. The fact that she is oblivious to how pathetic she is only makes her more pathetic.
>>9678610
She is not pathetic at all. She is adorable, precious, and I want/need to protect her with everything I've got. She is a very good girl and I love her!
>>9678594
Rhodonite's in the harem pic right?
>yfw you saw Lars fall 12 meters and land on his neck on a rock
>>9678643
Yes, and pretty soon every gem will join Lars' harem, no gem is safe.
>>9678654
I don't agree. She is slow, yes, and might need a little help with things, but calling her pathetic is very harsh.
>>9678683
Harsh but completely true.
>>9678460
>>9678683
We gotta be strict with the things we love, we can't let bias cloud our judgement.
>>9678673
>>9678682
Lars' harem will keep him safe!!
>>9678694
Well that's like, your (bad) opinion, man.
>>9678499
Who's mommy/daddy? Do it anyway!
>>9678673
what are you listening to /SUG?
>>9678706
>>9677843
>>9678724
Snail's house, white day. What about you?
>>9678724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btt4eucmDjQ
>>9678727
That's petty. I wouldn't mess with someone's art.
>>9678753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZXJLQntCP0
>>9678768
PaddyxLars does not count as art, friend. I did them a favor. Now why don't you do yourself one and delete what you just posted?
i really need to see padparadcha sucking dick
>>9678724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHfp5ipIXUg
>>9678797
Lars' dick right?
>>9678724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6ebsIeDp-c
>>9678724
https://youtu.be/iClxcje3uJw
Been on a Jojo rush
>>9678814
i dont even care
>>9678814
Sapphire's dick
>>9678460
padscucarachadscha
>>9678828
Fucking delete this, Jojofag.
>>9678814
What would be the point otherwise?
You will be abandoned by the ones you trust.
>>9678724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxscEtYD37w
this counts right?
>>9678847
Thanks for the heads-up, Paddy.
>>9678840
Never.
>>9678861
Too degenerate, even for /trash/
>>9678857
If it's happened before, And you trust someone again, you will be abandoned again and again. The only way to avoid abandonment is to be alone.
>>9678724
I can't not smile while listening to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7hiF7fXhLg
>>9678834
sauce?
>>9678882
You always have good advice, thank you.
>>9678882
we are in /sug/
we are never alone
>>9678843
Lars is the only boy (of legal age) she knows
>>9678840
>>9678882
Yea, I got that. The useful foresight just keeps came-ing.
>>9678724
https://youtu.be/pBq5jj2QZV0
>>9677568
Wee unimaginative, but I guess it works for a genderbend.
Instead of the Diamond authority, it's the... Precious Metal Authority?
>>9678898
Are you though? You are likely sitting in a dark room alone, with little social experience. Maybe it's not you, but it's most people here. There is no Unity here or anywhere.
>>9678882
good to know there is another person with goth viewpoint on /SUG
>>9678821
This one but its Lars and Ronaldo
>>9678923
silver looks like he listens to linkin park
>>9678902
>>9678321
Sorry if my sad posting brings you down anon
>>9678923
NOICE. I like it
>>9678973
>>9678881
I agree, Jojo shit is pure garbage
>>9678937
i have the lights on
Steven Universe, Vol 1 .zip (New Soundtrack)
http://uploaded net/file/0st6hqq1
scanned, no virus.
>>9678914
CAN'T STOP WONT' STOP
>>9678882
> It happened before
> It will always happen
> There's some cases of sadness
> All cases must be sad
Presumptive and defeatist. If this is Goth; Goths are shit.
>>9679004
But are you social?
>>9679007
yeah , believe anon
it cant possibly be dolphin porn and/or a virus
>>9679007
Reupload to mega
>>9678999
Excuse me
>>9679030
Interesting art style, but still disgusting.
>>9678963
C R A W L I N G I N M Y S K I I I I I N
>>9679040
Whats wrong with dolphin porn?
>>9678914
>>9679036
>>9679001
hmm
>>9679007
mega was posted in /co/.
mega:#F!EBQmkZZa!k5Ele1GCy1UnIXSGwA_dOw
You cannot ship characters we don't even know the name of. This is a new rule.
>>9679064
That is what i thought.
>>9679078
Denied.
>>9679074
Fuck it.
https://mega.nz/#F!EBQmkZZa!k5Ele1GCy1UnIXSGwA_dOw
>>9679054
T H E S E W O U N D S T H E Y W I L L N O T H E A L
>>9679074
beautiful thank
>>9679078
>>9679053
Padparadscha and Lars Barriga
>>9678882
Hi Forte from Beauty and The Beast:An Enchanted Christmas.
>>9679060
>>9679119
Fuck off Steven, I am TIRED of your shit.
>>9679133
Proof that Steven supports Laddy!!
>>9679122
I am not "Forte"
>no more masturbation jokes
>a primary character dies by having his neck snapped on camera
That's a fair trade, Sugar.
>>9679133
Steven needs to burn.
>>9679158
I'm going to rip out his gem and bring Rose back. I am sure she'd have better tastes.
>>9679167
I'm gonna miss Meat Beat Mania and Whacker Man...
>>9679167
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Primary
Larsfags are so delusional.
>>9679160
pearl you are being such a bitch tonight
>>9679193
>Weiner In Hand
>>9678704
fuck you i kekd
>>9679189
Are you kidding!? Rose would love Lars and Paddy!! More human/gem relationships just like her and Greg.
that pixel drawing of lapis where her foot came off
>>9679200
He is undeniably the most important Townie. He's been here since the pilot, the first episode, more episodes than any Townie, and now he's adventuring on Homeworld with his own gem crew. If he wasn't primary before then he was the king of the non-primaries.
This is coming from a person that [spoiler]hated[/spoiler] Lars.
>>9679167
what masturbation jokes
What if you kissed your favorite gem passionately and she transforms her tongue huge and puts it deep into your mouth?
>>9679243
i would be scared and aroused
>>9679243
As long as it killed me it would be okay
>>9679243
>Implying my favorite gem wouldn't be disgusted by me
>>9679233
Sadly, but I tried to deny it. Knowing her she'd try to get Paddy to have a baby, her sick human fetish knows no bounds.
Lars has a spine! He will no longer be the subject of futa dickings and cucking in R34! More than that, he will actually get to bang space babes!
>>9679160
Yes you are. You keep preaching that it's better to be alone and that the world is a horrible place and you want everyone to die.
>>9679241
>Wacker Man
>Meat Beat Mania
>Weiner in Hand
i dont know about you guys but if i had a minute with padparadscha i would get my dick in her throat without even thinking
>>9679284
2/3 ain't awful.
>>9678724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY60oXuzp-o
I have no idea how to link videos or whatever. XD
>>9679243
What, like into a big tongue cock?
>>9679243
... I don't think it's gonna fit either way.
>>9679267
Lars is a new man now. He can stand up for himself now.
>>9679273
YES. He has harem now!!!
>>9679299
Sounds like rape!
>>9679309
66% is a D Pearl. You should be a better teacher.
>>9679316
>you will never sad talk with Vlue Diamond and then at one point she shapeshifts smaller to give you a hug (but her gem is still huge but the hug works anyway
killing myself now
>>9679299
Violently fucking her mouth and cumming down her throat without her even realizing!
>>9679328
Eh, we don't know that yet. I'm sure after a bit longer on homeworld he will turn into someone more confident in himself though.
>>9679340
a D is passing
>>9679328
>get alone with padparadcha
>rape
>>9679357
A D is not passing pal. C and above is passing.
>>9679356
YES THAT IS EXACLTY MY FANTASY
>>9679316
What if she just put her normal sized tongue onto you and licked your whole body?
>>9679356
>I'm the gross one.
>>9679358
It is if you do it without her consent
>>9679398
It's only gross if it's Lars.
>no Lapis and Ruby fusions
it's not good but it's something
>>9679398
i dont want to wait like 2 minutes for an answer
plus she wont even know what im doing to her nor mind it
>>9678724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6KW4C4Rh18
Dunno why. Been listening to them for a minute now. I even bought the hits collection.
>>9679357
>>9679379
I mean a D IS Passing. You get the credit and all, but your GPA will plummet which will stop you from graduating/getting a degree.
>>9679414
Admit it anon, you just want to rape Paddy.
Bonus Copper
>>9679428
What am I looking at?
>>9679426
>>9678724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7-0mwpA_WU&list=PLJyT5ebWvesFriOoQ7M9_aP-pou_jeq86&index=35
nostalgia
>>9679422
Was this like a recent change or some shit? During school all the kids who got D's got held back or didn't pass the class and had to retake it next semester.
>>9679428
NOICE again! Do you have a tumblr?
>>9679328
rutile looks cute
>>9679510
Well, a lot of high schools don't give credits for Ds, making people have to retake the class, but that's actually not what's supposed to happen.
>>9679389
Unbridled amounts of flustration
>>9679514
This an AU? Please explain.
>>9679273
True, but why does it gotta stop the other stuff?
>Jasper finds out Rose didn't kill her Diamond
>finds out the Diamond she has been serving all these years is actually the murderer
Good Gracious God, Jasperdemption is so close I can taste it... and the rage, the rage that is coming!!
Pls rape and cut off my limbs and murder me and then rape me again plsplsplspllsols
>>9679567
Shut up, Slaanesh.
>>9679567
are you the same of co?
>>9679567
Man, the things people say for (You)s huh?
>>9679553
genderbend with metals instead of gemstones.
>>9679558
Bircon opened the door to Jasperdemption, the most woke gem of all.
If she can't control her rage she'll probably corrupt herself again.... but yes, between this and what the Axotl kid said, it is 110% happening.
>>9679567
HEY I WANT SOMEONE TO RAPE ME IM SO FUCKED
REEE TO ALL NORMIES RIGHT?
right?
>>9679599
Oh the one who drew Zircon earlier? I really like your style and coloring.
>>9679580
Yes, but they are too faggy to do it so I must turn to you.
>>9679622
The lewd zircon with the full color Bg? That was not Blando, but Galaxy-Confetti.
>>9679580
how could I do that?
>>9679629
By whose standards? Yours?
What would even be the metal equivalent to shattering?
What if they melt somehow and their misshapen ingots cause them to take on a painfully deformed look?
>>9679629
From island adventure it's clear that Lars is the gentle lover type.
>>9679656
abortion
>>9679639
No, a different one. The background was VERY NICE
I want Blue Zircon to sit in my lap and cover my face in kisses, her eyes full of happiness and love.
end game when
/co/'s /sug/ or /trash/'s /sug/ ?????
>>9679680
Monocle on or off?
>>9679656
Melting.
>>9679653
>>9679665
He'd take advantage of her sexually AND non-sexually!
>>9679656
I think by crushing the metal? Which kinda sounds worse..?
Connie dying has never been so close and yet so far. Connie haters BTFO!
>>9679691
/co/ sug is way too fast
>>9679691
/trash/ /sug/ all the way, baby.
But, there's nothing wrong with enjoying /co/ while it's available too.
What if Diamonds can control the level of corruption they give?
>brain warp everyone at the shattering to believe it was Rose Quartz
>>9679701
>Violently fucking her mouth and cumming down her throat without her even realizing!
Your words not mine
>>9679680
>>9679700
I feel dumb, I must have misremembered. Yep I got it now it was you Bland for that piece.
>>9679656
Maybe they just accumulate dents and become more deformed the more dents, and eventually just become metal potatoes that can't form anymore
>>9679711
yeah /trash/ is chill af
>>9679680
I want her to bury her fingers in my hair while I eat her out and make her squirm.
>>9679656
Rusting, freeze-shattering, malfunctioning, tearing, crumpling, etc.
Metal Men would have it worse, when you count the ridiculous number of ways they could "die"
>>9679701
>Violently fucking her mouth and cumming down her throat without her even realizing!
She would still be safer in Lars' hands.
>>9679701
>Reaching this hard
Just give up you lost.
>>9679709
GENTEEL
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>>9679766
Malfunctioning would imply robots more than simple metals. I think rust fits the sickly consuming tint of corruption best.
>>9679732
I-I was just imagining what that anon would do, I would never do that myself...haha...okay so, maybe I would. Lars has still shown his manipulative side before, AND while I do think he has improved a lot, you never know what could happen. I also still just don't enjoy the ship in general.
>>9679771
>>9679783
REeeeEE
>>9679766
>we saw Lars die
>fucking dead
That's just hitting me now. That's like a creepypasta come to life.
i had an echotomography today
i may have actual cancer
I kind of like the concept of metal gems, I may make some sort of art if I have time... Eventually. What would their metal/gems look like?
>>9679834
GUYS
>>9679824
He wasn't even dead for a minute, calm down.
>>9679824
Does he have brain damage from the lack of oxygen during those few minutes of being away from life?
>>9679825
Oh... sorry to hear that, anon.
>>9679825
Good luck anon
>>9679847
he already had brain damage
>>9679798
So you don't wanna share her with your fellow Paddyfags?
Also Lars is a changed man.
>>9679825
I'm sorry to hear that.
Are you a Jasperfag in any case?
>>9679824
That impact before hitting the ground is what got me, much like us seeing Pearl impaled.
>>9679847
It wasn't even a minute
>>9679825
Hey, maybe you'll meet the crewniverse and get to ruin a youtuber!
>>9679815
>The Metal Men equivalent to the Gem rebellion is called "Metalocalypse"
Double brutal.
>>9679693
On or off, as long as I can see her sweet smile.
>>9678724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB9WgR_N4h4
>>9679845
kek
>>9679875
I'll share with everyone but Lars, since he is for Sadie!
>>9679846
That doesn't matter. His heart stopped because of trauma to his brain.
>>9679876
no not really
>>9679836
I have no idea about metals, but many are grey or gold-colored.
Gemstones are much more interesting, but keep doing it! It's a cool idea!
>>9678724
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28uo4n9szFU
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXh9ieN9ttM
I've been listening to tracks from other media that have a kind of SU feel to it in hopes that it'll get me out of this feeling of writer's block I've been slammed with lately.
It hasn't been working at all.
>>9679913
Friends only
>>9679886
how can you ruin a youtuber through cancer?
>>9679825
you can give it to me if you don't want it
>>9679901
Sadie is cucked
>>9679932
I'm a different anon, if I do end up doing it though it will probably be in 3D, but we'll see
>>9679955
More like Sadie is fucked, by Lars, no matter what.
>>9679948
Go find one and just breathe on their food and they get your cancer
>>9679836
Bismuths are actually metals if I'm remembering correctly? You could look there for inspiration
>>9679917
>implying that Lars now needs his organs to survive
I wouldn't be surprised if Lars is immortal now.
>>9679981
im pretty sure it doesnt works that way
>>9678724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lNJamgjZ58
YEAH
>>9679901
Sadie who?
>>9679976
Nope. Lars wants that gemgina.
>>9679947
Friends with benefits.
>>9679948
All you gotta do is Make A Wish for something the youtuber does not have, and watch them get bitter as hell. It's that easy!
>>9679982
You're right, at least it's a "post transition" metal whatever that is, but good point. Maybe tattoos could be a part of their design
I just noticed there was a argument going on. Anyways,
>>9679836
Metal bullion comes in all sorts of weird shapes, but they usually appear as bricks, cylinders, coins, etc.
>>9680022
i dont have cancer...yet
>>9680004
Yes it does you retard I bet the cancer you have has spread to your brain and it's making you dumber
I'm so sad, /sug/.
>>9680063
fuck am i gonna be retarded now?
>>9680062
Well don't jinx it, we need you for this Make A Wish plan.
>>9680067
Why the fuck should I care?
>>9680022
I thought Make a Wish was only for children.
>>9680067
Is it because you haven't found a GF on /sug/?
>>9680067
Why?
>>9680119
Yeah, I'm not entirely sure how that whole foundation works tbqhwu.
>>9680119
Yes. The cut off is 17
>>9680067
here you go
Is Zircon about as tall as Jasper, Pearl, or Lapis?
>>9680120
They aren't me
>>9680107
Why are you responding if you don't care?
>>9680149
I love how there is just a cut off age for when people just stop giving you shit if you have cancer
>>9679932
>I have no idea about metals, but many are grey or gold-colored.
Osmium has bluish hue to it metallic grey color as well.
>>9680210
why are you answering a question with another question?
is it because you dont have an answer?
>>9680177
I didn't even...
>generals
>plans
It does not work like that. That explicitly does not work.
>>9680210
Because I care to let you know that I don't care.
>>9680245
what is humor again?
>>9680126
Paddy will never be real, I hope you know that
>>9680160
antidepressants are placebos
>>9680271
Some kind of drink...?
>>9680177
I could probably pass as 14-15 for this plan.
>>9680275
I don't care, my imagination is good enough for me! Now delete this, you clod.
>>9680281
>>9680301
Why are you ruining literally the best ship we got? :^(
>>9680278
good placebos that make you feel not like shit for a full hour!
>>9680322
That's a shitty opinion
>>9680275
Thank God for the wonders of Lucid Dreaming
>I had a dream where I hung out with my old friend as she was pre drama shit
Thanks brain but that is kind of fucked up when I think about it
>>9680371
Holy shit, that style. For the love of god PLEASE delete it.
>>9680324
i don't think I'm depressed but i always have felt curious. if i started to take those would i feel better at least for a while?
>>9680419
Let me see you draw Paddy better
>>9680422
Maybe.
Lapis as Cobalt. I couldn't think of any masculine attire that would have the back exposed.
I'll do one more metal man sketch, any requests?
>Does anyone want to kiss me? I-I mean, you don't have to...but it'd be nice
>>9680457
Just because I can't draw better doesn't mean I can't judge a persons drawing ability and or style! I know your ship is short on images, but geez!
>>9680484
How about Amy? Idk what metal is purple in the slightest.
>>9680487
I will
If that's okay
>>9680492
What exactly is your problem with the ship?
If I stopped existing right now I wouldn't care very much
>>9680524
its short on images
does rose have nice feet
>>9680492
I love all Lars/Paddy art. Just gotta wait for more to be made. I haven't even checked the Asian websites yet.
I finally found a practical solution for posting theories here. Took me damn long enough
>>9680487
Pfff... How are you even be asking that?
You are not that desperate... Right?
I need more ahego of Garnet and Blue Diamond... Or you know, Lapis works too.
>>9680548
...?!
>>9680524
Lars is bad, not as bad as he used to be, but still bad. I know it's just my opinion, but I am going to stick with it until something happens in the show that might possibly change my mind (unlikely)
>>9680555
Asian sites, like pivix? I will admit there is some LarsxPaddy art that is drawn in styles I adore, but all of it needs to be DELETED all the same.
>>9680553
Yes, nice lips too.
>>9680564
Why would YD leave white diamond on earth and why would the gems be so casual about carrying her
>>9680497
Does anyone else feel sad for Greg?
>>9680564
the show is very inconsistent with proportions so measurements are useless
>>9680518
Y-Yes, that's certainly ok!
>>9680565
U-Uh.....
bulimia is a weird thing
>>9680618
No.
>>9680646
Are you into it, anon?
>>9680643
I wish you were real
>>9680611
unf
>>9680611
Then don't bother with it, just ignore it.
>>9680673
I refuse, sorry.
>>9680672
Agreed
>>9680612
I don't think they realize it's her. and Yellow left her on earth because she thought she had corrupted every gem on the planet and knew the cluster would emerge soon enough
>>9680618
I feel sad for his hair. RIP, Greg's hair.
>>9680652
But he'll die, or be resurrected as a pink zombie, forever alone and unhappy or dead and forever alone in paradise or damnation.
Greg meeting Rose was a mistake, he should've settled down with a human that could die with him in happiness.
https://twitter.com/Loopyyylupe/status/870664266432598016
this made me kek
>>9680667
I-I wish I was real too....
>>9680673
>>9680692
Im pissed, I was here first when she leaked now I gotta deal with this garbage
I haven't gotten a headache in a few weeks so at least there is that
>>9680692
MOAR
>>9680646
What's with this bulimia talk in this general? Is this some sort of meme?
>30 mins
>5 notes
>2 upvotes and one downvote
Why does this happen EVERY FUCKING TIME I POST A THEORY I CARE ABOUT!
>>9680692
Why?
>>9680736
what do you mean with "upvote" and "downvote"
w-were you in r-reddit?!
>>9680659
do you mean if I'm bulimic?
>>9680748
His autism won't allow him to stop.
>>9680643
Why don't you pay some of those Pearls for a fusion? I'm sure they can be cheaper for... a kiss, pfff
>>9680776
I thought so. Damn autists.
>>9680776
THIS. I'd hate to be shackled to autism...
>tfw might be lonely the rest of your life and die alone
>>9680760
just /r/stevenuniverse. I don't leave the tumblr side of reddit
>>9680789
B-But it wouldn't be real, anon. It would be a farce.
murder people
>>9680919
>>9680882
And begging for them in an anonymous forum full of perversion is better?
Why do you think someone can even think being intimate with you on their own? Just ask it directly, what you really want.
>>9680919
why the FUCK does anyone defend bismuth
she's a mentally unstable turncoat who tried to murder her leader TWICE because she wouldn't let her commit war crimes
>>9678742
>no black gloves
it's shit
>>9680734
it was an Opal meme
>>9680968
because the leader of the people she wanted to kill are bad
Especially in a world where you can poof and bubble the soldiers and they are in stasis where they aren't in pain, etc.
Instead just murder them (while having their shard pieces in pain and struggling)
>>9680941
>forgiven b/c they cry about their dead pink gf
KEK
>>9680968
I wouldn't, but unlike your beefy psycho bulldyke she at least has SOME redeeming qualities
>>9680941
I don't think it's fair that Bismuth got bubbled either, but holy hell are these guys so fucking blood thirsty. Killing people isn't a rational solution like they'd think.
I'm really hoping that Steven frees Bismuth and asks her about shattering after Pearl and Garnet keep more secrets
I know it's just a hope, but damn, it would be so defiant and we get another episode with that kickass VA
>>9681007
Oh yeah, I remember that crap. That was retarded.
>>9680941
I disagree with this list, but I still like Bismuth
>>9680859
You'll find someone eventually anon
I believe in you
Just once I'd like to make a theory about white diamond that becomes popular. The closest thing I have is a half-serious post about White diamond having a head shi... wait a minute
>>9680968
Twice? When did she try to kill Garnet?
>>9681059
Her VA was 10/10. She really gave it her all
>>9681030
This though. I always thought that Bismuth was awesome because she was partially this really nice, gentle personality and at the same this radical bitch that is blinded by her anger.
People defending her is beyond me. They literally have better ways to deal with enemy gems.
>>9680968
>Why does anyone defend Bismith.
Because Crystal gyms live in what is effectively a caste system and are basically all slaves to the diamond authority. Diamond authority who does horrible, terrible things to worlds and even their own kind on a regular basis?
Is it wrong for you to fight against someone who is legitimately oppressing you?
>>9681077
Stevonnie's not worried about their dick popping out of that skirt?
>>9681122
I'm surprised they could tuck the monster dong
>>9681122
isn't like she wasn't wearing undies
>>9681064
it was funny first
i just realized zuke ruined peridot
please dont make fun of me
>>9681077
Thanks anon
I hope maybe
>>9681161
HA HA LOOK AT YOU YOU JUST REALIZED THIS HA HA HA
>>9681161
Where have you been?
>>9681161
Zuke ruined the show in general, she needs to go.
>>9681161
i'm glad you've progressed past a stage of greif
>>9681161
Just now? How?
>>9681230
She quit already
>>9681178
Most likely you won't, but don't give up.
>>9679273
>He will no longer be the subject of futa dickings
Try and stop me bitch
tailor made suits, those cost something.
>>9681264
yea
>>9680506
Amethyst as Antimony-Copper, a purple alloy. I guess it also fits it with Jasper being a copper, so yay.
>>9681269
>futa
the fact that you haven't already stopped means you're beyond saving
>>9681273
hanging with /sug/, dont cost nothing
>>9680859
I would offer myself but I'm garbage
>>9681296
Sorry, forgot pic. I'm tired.
>>9681323
so am I anon so don't let that stop you
>dedicates whole live and self destructs in order to get revenge for dead diamond
>has been slaving for dead diamonds real killer for 5000 years
just when you thought it couldn't get worse
>>9681297
What's there to save me from?
>>9681380
having shit taste
>>9681328
Nice my dude. I still love your style.
Just remembered this as well
>>9681397
Fuck off attention whore.
>>9681397
I can imagine Pink's ship landing by getting into a squat position and Pink coming out through a hatch between the ass cheeks.
>>9681413
kys
I'm glad we have a nice full offical cut of love like you with the soundtrack release
I hope you had a good day /sug/
>>9681427
The door is on the vagina though
>Greg will never get to be the final blow on a diamond during the final battle with his van with let me drive my van into your heart playing
>>9680941
This inspired me to get off my lazy ass and start the SUCritical videos
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JFMfkORC4s I tried to be a bit more comedic this time. Is it working?
>>9681384
Well maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me.
What if Blue and the Cluster fuse with Cubic Zirconia in the final battle to completely wreck YD?
>>9681521
Still up to edit the video for you
or thumbnails
Haven't listened yet
>>9681533
>Wanting a Fallout 4 crossover
Wat? Why would Blue (The sole survivor) fuse with the cluster? How would they?
I want to force Zircon to watch me fap to her face!
>>9681521
sounds good but you are not funny and i disagree with some shit you said , nothing serious
very entertaining too
>>9681505
I bet Greg has a super huge donger
>>9681607
How am I entertaining if it's not funny or agreeable?
Also, how can I improve it
I want to take Zircon on a nice romantic dinner
>>9681566
Cubic Zirconia, AKA the temple fusion. Not Zircon, who is now shattered
>>9680721
I agree, it is garbage!
>>9681630
you can hear what someone has to say and find it interesting without it being funny
i think you'll improve with practice , humor cant be taught
>>9681632
I want to wake up on a hot summer morning with Zircon
>>9681660
Damn. I guess my anti-humor doesn't come across as much if I'm ranting.
What a shame.
>>9681707
you also have to consider the fact that humor is very subjective
maybe its very funny but i didnt laughed
you need more opinions
>>9681728
I want to fuck her feet
>>9681738
You can't fuck a foot, it doesn't have any genitals
>>9681749
footjob
>>9681738
I want to finger her until she cries.
>>9681619
GIVE ME IT NOW!
Cookiecat will predict a refugee working at the 'grocery store'
How are the Pearl/diamond relationships romanticized?
They just do what they are told.
>>9681803
what is this an edit of
>>9681859
Dis
>>9681834
Because the Pearls aren't literally shaking the whole time?
>>9681161
Hey Padparadscha.
It feels like I am the only person who still genuinely thinks Lapis and Peridot can be salvaged.
All they have to do is break them up and write them like they used to.
Lapis might be difficult since she was never allowed to really become a full fledged character but I think it could be done.
It seems like the writers have given up on them as well since they weren't with the gems when they were planning to save Steven.
>Don't see Peridot/Lapis for the 15 seconds or so on the last episode of the bomb when steven comes back
>WHAT THE FUCK PERIDOT AND LAPIS WERENT INVOLVED AT ALL FUCK THE WRITERS
We know a ship was being worked on and tht is litterally it
Why would either of them be coming back to the temple if they were working on the ship? The gems, Greg, and Connie all have a reason to which is why they would be coming back. but SU critical is getting so mad about that.
>>9681926
They were neglected in the Zoo arc too. They have not been important in literal seasons.
>>9681926
Cause both could helped. Lapis is over powered in BEACH CITY. Also both don't do jack shit and they should.
I have a retarded idea. The Uprooting is caused by Lapis being shattered, because Sugar felt she was too OP and needed to get rid of her to make things more difficult in the show? It's a dumb idea.
NEW THREAD
>>9682055
>>9681795
That better be crying from pleasure