pony thread lmao!
sleepy edition
>>9646465
Just a yawn, he says.
>>9646412
>I'm going to shove my dick in and out of you bro
>but it's just a prank I'm not into butt stuff bro
>>9646540
Oh, so you have used this method before, I see.
>>9646551
No
>>9646492
I can't even remember the last time I got sunburnt really bad.
>>9646465
FL Studio 12 (64bit)
>>9646556
Whatever you say.
>>9646566
Butt stuff is the best.
>>9646668
She just thinks so because she's a fujoshi.
>>9646465
lewd skitty edition
>>9646668
Indeed
>off by 2
>>9646639
wdhmbt
that reminds me I need to get that program re-installed... idunno how to find all the stuff I had before, I'll need to ask smuglord or something again.
>>9646648
It's good to know you trust my word so much.
>>9646395
Thank you! It's interesting to sorta "meet" the writer behind these stories. I've only written one greentext story myself, and that was for the Tavifags in the Octavia thread. Didn't have any real experience, so I tried making it special by adding a choice near the end letting Anons decide the outcome.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29444142/#29480835
>>9646691
It's in that op cap for some reason. I really need something better than the snipping tool. mac was better for caps.
all the music you made is gone? there were some promising projects i hope you find them again
>>9646709
In dubio pro reo.
>>9646594
Fucking stings like a motherfucker.
>>9646729
lmfao, well that cap did come from you.
no it's not gone, I made sure to save things to a folder on on of my drives. I just haven't felt motivated to get fl studio or even do things with it since it's so awkward to use the keyboard and click things on it. it's really time consuming when you don't have actual piano keys you can mess with
>>9646827
you have to get a midi keyboard. full key ones are a bit expensive and you don't really need them for what you would be doing, though it would be nice to be able to play regularly. i still think this one is neat http://www.guitarcenter.com/Akai-Professional/RED-MPK-MINI-MKII.gc
So there is no way to use your actual keyboard as a piano keyboard? I haven't tried the program but that seems like it could be a useful feature, even if most of the keys are used for different functions there could be some sort of toggle.
nvm it sucks
>>9646723
Hmm. Cute and sweet.
I've only written one story with Octavia, and it was smutty and kind of weird:
http://pastebin.com/cDATpcHN
I don't know if I want to play overwatch or make a new game in skyrim when I get home.
>>9646927
I want to get a full keyboard one actually. I could just get one if I wanted to but every time I'm going to do it, I get stuck on which one I want and when I find one I look for info beforhand on how to set it up with FL and just lose interest...
you can use the keyboard as one but it really sucks, not the same.
>>9647110
yeah i can understand that. it's really a lot more useful. you need to learn to play beautifully for our duets and that would be hard on a quarter board.
i have tried it before on some website and yes it was pretty annoying. the new season of twin peaks is pretty odd, even by twin peaks standards
>>9646995
Overwatch! NPCs are boring!
Ow!
wow i'm shocked this porgram still works after I had developed it years ago and haven't touched it since we were still shitposting on /b/ here
>>9646991
Hahaha! I thought it was funny.
My absolute favorite Octavia story is https://pastebin.com/58DVfvFd , but I'll warn you it's very long.
>>9647257
They're not boring with all the mods I have installed you console peasant.
>>9647287
>porgam
Ow
>>9647306
Then obviously skyporn! Ouch!
>>9647223
that sounds like something sexual
>>9647337
it often is
>>9647327
So did you take work off today?
>>9647318
He meant to say pogrom.
>>9647408
nick?
>>9647496
I'm trying to figure out why the captcha shit that lets me post from the UI works on the old compiled version but not on the new one i compiled, weird
>>9647489
No.
Ow. It's just a little sunburn and nausea, nothing crazy.
>>9647496
Pongram you mean?
>>9647665
No.
https://www.google.com/search?q=pogrom+definition
>>9647700
>skitty massacred a bunch of Russian Jews
Dang that's hardcore! Ow.
>Ow.
http://shop.trustthebum.com/cool-down-hydrating-after-sun-lotion-8oz/
>>9647827
Got a gallon of water. Ow.
>>9647941
i hate how hot it feels when i try to sleep. good luck
so this program I made back in early 2013 also had thread archiving functionality and I realized it had some random thread archived from about 2 months before I got shot lol https://anonfile.com/JbF0J0b5bd/474378913.rar
>>9648022
How's it going raptor?
>>9648106
Kek, is this the new time measuremeant? BS Before shooting and AS after shooting, 2 months BS :P
>>9648132
peanut or nutella.
I like nutella but it can be overly sweet, and peanut can be overly much too...
It depends on my mood.
>>9648154
Going ok, just got home from work and having something to eat.
>>9648157
i just couldn't help but notice i had a random thread archived and it was two months before that, idunno
>>9648187
I'm just teasing you Skitty, sorry~
>>9648154
How're you?
>>9647700
Still here Ruby? How does this look?
>>9648198
Hey Raptor!
>>9648198
Doing good just doing some reading at work and enjoying the weather.
>>9637501
Nick's penis disagrees.
It's just like lying with your mouth and saying you don't have a toothache when you do really do. Your mouth knows truth.
>>9648257
How's it going Urshula?
>>9648327
Nice nice.
>>9648498
Going well! Did you see these? Check it out:
>>9644818
>>9644842
>>9644863
>>9644919
>>9644929
>>9644960
How's the valium treating you?
>>9648548
toplel
>>9648257
>6388x6000
>>9648589
>>9648684
Yes, I'm using vectors that have high resolutions. Here you go, buddy.
>>9648716
When are you going to bed? I'm about to crash
>>9648746
soon
>>9648716
Gross go do that somewhere else.
>>9648758
>>9648833
chekt
>>9648843
thnx :3
>>9648576
That's pretty cool Urshula~
Valium is the best thing man has created second only to Fire and space travel.
>>9648257
Ayyyy, was playing Binding of Isaac, give me some time to run some tests on that. I also need to go take a shower.
>>9648892
>>9648878
lol, I'm going to bed, good night.
>>9649123
Goodnight Skitty!
I'm gonna get some rest, too
See you later, friends
>>9649123
goodnight
>>9649190
Goodnight Pasta!
I make post
>>9649571
hi
>>9649571
>>9649623
Unf, I would get trapped in her snatched anytime
Also, hi
>>9649624
just watching some youtube vids. how are you?
>>9649654
Hi!
>>9649686
Doing the samething, and good, good. What vids are you watching?
>>9649719
Mai waifu!, hi!
>>9649720
i'm trying to learn more about the throttle body on one of my cars. but all the vids are for series 2 3800 v6 motors and not the series 1.
>>9649804
Dang, what specifically are you trying to learn about?
>>9649741
Pledge your allegiance to the hive!
>>9649841
Heil!
>>9649829
basically trying to understand how to take the thing off the car so i can clean it. i also initiated a return for the mass airflow sensor i bought on ebay.
this is my daily driver car, and somehow i've ended up working on it more than my project car in recent weeks. i'd get rid of it, but at this point it's got so many new parts i feel like it would be a waste to let it go. at least i know how to do brakes now.
>>9649959
Just find the exploded parts view and figure it out?
>>9649922
Good, good.
>>9649988
You like her too?
>>9649804
It's the worest, I hate when I'm trying to figure something out and there's a million high quality videos for not my model or whatever problem I may be trying to solve.
>>9649981
i mean, i know it comes apart, i just don't know how to get it open without breaking it. there's a delicate mesh honeycomb needed to prevent backwashed air. i can't be breaking that, or the throttle cables which i have no idea how to undo.
>>9650024
and every one for my motor, the asshole has already take the thing off. i know what it looks like off, of course.
i ordered some books, i'll just have to wait for them to arrive.
>>9650013
Yes. I like most MLP characters, but she's literally a shape-shifting insectoid creature that feeds on love, which is pretty damn awesome.
>>9650091
>>9650069
Just leave the cables connected and move them out the way? And go slow
>>9650079
Are you excited for when they turn her into a multicolored moth bug thing?
>>9650064
Saved
>>9650137
Shut up...
Criticisms of Urshula's Work:
1. I provided a header file, and expected an implementation separate from the header. In C++, it is typically expected that method definitions are separate from the class definitions, except in the case of templates. This is to prevent the same code from being compiled twice when it is used in multiple source units (that is, if we had two .cpp files using a CSVFile object, we would not compile the method definitions twice when they include the header twice). Next time, try to keep your method definitions separate.
2. update_file() does not work. In retrospect, I should not have told you earlier not to close the file, since it is necessary to first open it in to read, and then reopen it in a different mode to write (specifically, you need to be able to write and truncate the previous data). When this change is made, however, I nonetheless find an issue: newlines are not added to separate the rows.
3. The index operator [] is implemented rather weirdly. On vectors, the at() method and index operator are the same thing, with the difference that at() does bounds checking. Rather than performing bounds checking yourself, why not simply return cells.at(row)?
4. throw stderr? Are you high?
5. I tested a csv file with 3 rows and 3 columns on this, and used the index operator to get back the internal vectors. At index 0, I get back a vector of size 12. At index 1, I get back a vector of size 131,950,866, and at index 2, I get back a range error.
Conclusion: Do you test your work before turning it in?
>>9650137
I'm excited to see her return for her inevitable revenge. Dunno if I wanna see her rainbow-blasted.
>>9650079
Damn that is thick tongue
>>9650112
>>9650146
>>9650136
nah, i want to take it all the way off so i can examine it on my workbench to see why it might be idling like that.
>>9650159
1. I thought the implemenations went in the .hpp files.
2. Okay
3. I was checking for out-of-bounds first and then using the cells.at() to handle the out-of-bounds.
4.
>* If the delimiter is a newline, you may throw an exception.
?
5. Seemed to work fine on my end.
>Do you test your work before turning it in?
I made a CSVFile object and was in the processing of testing it, but didn't want to keep you waiting.
>>9650197
>>9650312
1. The .hpp files are for the interface. They contain the type definition, and the method signatures. Your implementation goes in a separate .cpp file. You may want to do some reading on it.
3. You're basically checking it twice.
4. stderr isn't an exception, it's a file handle. I realize that C++ allows you to throw any kind of object, but still, wtf?
>didn't want to keep you waiting
Since you were already late, you might as well try to perfect it with some rigorous testing. Unlike in a school environment, I'm less likely to mark you down for late work as I am for work that doesn't pass basic testing.
>>9650415
If it's late then it's worthless. I'll move on to something else.
>>9650446
>If it's late then it's worthless
In an academic environment, yes. I am more concerned with getting you to learn than I am with creating some sense of fairness, as I have no other students.
>I'll move on to something else.
I'll have to create a new assignment then.
>>9650487
>In an academic environment, yes.
Exactly, so it's worthless.
>I'll have to create a new assignment then.
You don't have to.
In Season 2 of Breaking Bad, Saul Goodman describes Gus, the cartel drug kingpin, as "skittish, like a deer" hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>9650513
>Exactly, so it's worthless.
You're not in a class; you're being tutored. A late assignment is not the end of the world.
>You don't have to.
If you're still willing to study under me, I'd be willing to create more assignments for you.
I find it funny that the trip finder always seems to get a hit or two right when I open it but it'll take another 30mins or more to find another
>>9650788
>study under me
If we know what you mean, and I think we do.
>>9650788
I don't think the /b/read is a decent environment for tutelage. Your time would be better spent at >>>/g/60686369 and you can come here for fun. For now, I'll learn on my own and continue asking questions when I'm uncertain on what to do.
>>9650788
How much do you normally charge for your tutoring services?
>>9650950
Ruby charges in ERP sessions. :P
>>9651073
I decided to make spaghetti instead of play overwatch or skyrim.
>>9650941
You know that I regularly post in /dpt/, right?
>>9650950
I'm not charging right now. Why, do you want to learn to program or something?
>>9651206
no not in particular, I was just curious.
>>9651208
Alright well I hope your recovery goes well.
>>9651229
im dying on the inside and the outside too
>>9651073
But I haven't ERP'd you yet...
>>9651241
Are you saying that this will be your last night here for awhile?
>>9651208
Why so, what's happening?
>>9651206
Yes, I do. You tripfag outside of this thread because it makes the Anons mad, and you don't care. :P
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/_/search/tripcode/%21Sempai.oWA/
>>9651247
Could've sworn we did. Remember the lick?
>>9651273
Lick?
>>9651273
Oh wow he uses the same name and trip everywhere.
>>9651304
Closest I've come to ERP.
>>9651356
Oh lol.
Remind me to show you how to ERP later on.
>>9651385
Well we'll most likely still be here.
>>9651385
We'll be ready to welcome you back when you return.
>>9651133
I got to say this white wine is way better chilled.
>>9651425
Your mom is way better chilled.
>>9651450
Yea it's pretty chill in her urn.
>>9651465
I figure I've urn'd the right to make that kind of joke.
>>9651512
>>9651425
Told you hey, 18-19.5 degree's Celsius is the only way to have wine.
Poni
>>9651425
>>9651544
>18-19.5 degree's Celsius
64.4 - 67.1 °F
>>9651572
Poni poni!
>>9651572
What are you doing here at this hour?
>>9651572
How's it going Canon?
>>9651580
Kek
How're you Urshula?
>>9651580
Hiya Urshula!! How's it going?
>>9651589
Well my father left to the airport not long ago, it's about 10:22am at my place lol
Still kinda tired though
How's it going?
>>9651643
I just got done making spaghetti and am watching youtube.
>>9651640
Yay Rap!!!
I'm doing good, woke up early today as my dad's travelling back to the country near your side of the world :P
Yesterday I wanted to watch the new wonder woman movie but it got banned here cuz of the main actor's nationality..just lol
How about you? :3
>>9651658
Sounds pretty chill, I actually plan on having spaghetti tonight as well
>>9651640
>>9651643
I'm fine. Watching YouTube while pulling down cute Chryssies from Derpi using a program I found.
>>9651709
I even like not-cute Chryssies.
I've been asking for fetishy stuff of her in the drawthreads in /mlp/ but the requests go ignored. I know there are drawthreads in /trash/ but as far as I can tell people in them really, really, really, really, really hate poni for some reason. I think it's kind of hilarious to hear "kys pedophile" from someone who just asked for a picture of a cartoon rabbit loli being spitroasted by a Pokemon and Sonic the Hedgehog, but it doesn't get my dreams translated into reality, ya know?
>>9651709
Noice!
There was a poster long ago who had some software that auto searched and downloaded RD only vectors from deviant art... their collection was insane and I never figured out how they really did that
>>9651790
Darn... yeah that sucks.
>>9651823
>auto searched and downloaded RD only vectors from deviant art
Neat! Sounds like there were several people who had useful programs back then. I've been running https://github.com/Bitz/DerpibooruDownloader in the background for when I want a bunch of images real quick. Works fairly well for me, but I wish it saved the full Derpi filenames with the tags instead of just the ID numbers.
>>9651696
I saw that, but honestly Canon from what I've seen it's no big loss.
DC tend not to do very well with their movies, but apparently it made feminazi's angry cause the male protagonist in it had a proper character arc himself so I dunno... you can always download it at a later date :3
>>9651709
Ooo, nice.
What's the program?
could you find more apples and rara's and lunas with it?
>>9652006
The program is https://github.com/Bitz/DerpibooruDownloader. I'm sure there are other programs with more features, however this one adds a filter ID which means it can grab all images including explicit.
>could you find more apples and rara's and lunas with it?
Used it to restore my Rarity folder. Problems is the image names are the Derpi ID numbers. They aren't easily sortable.
>>9652006
Example
>>9652116
>>9652073
Nice, almost none of my images are named, if you could dump the new stuff you find for me please~
At least till I figure out the program.
>>9652139
Of course, darling~
>>9652000
>checked
Cool thx! Though given how potato my interwebz is, it wI'll choke my connection lol
>>9652006
It's funny cuz they had posters for the movie set up here and then suddenly this happened lol
Yea, guess in 2 or 3 months it might get released online if I wanna watch it by then
Oh also it seems yet again the whole "Internet improvement" thing wasn't on the cabinet discussion yesterday so I've given up any hope for improvement any time soon
>>9652272
pick a number between one and ten
>>9652342
:3
Would you get high with the Great and Powerful Trixie, and then have silly playful stoned sex with her?
No.
>>9652406
>>9652427
>>9652368
>Barron gets scared because he sees an image of his father's "decapitated head"
>Thinks it's real
>Many people making fun of him
>Failing to realize the kid's fucking 11
Aren't there like a number of kids that still wet the bed at that age or something? Surely, an 11 year old can be expected to still be childish in a few ways.
>>9652435
Hey Darwin, how're yoi going?
>>9652272
True, It's probably not the most important thing that the President wants to fix I guess.
I'm sure they'll get to it soon as they can though.
>>9652462
Azzy?
>>9652470
what if he hadnt seen don in a while and assumed the worst
>>9652480
>>9652519
Yay!
>>9652531
How was your flight did you get a good neighbor?
>>9652531
>>9652537
On the long flight there wasn't anyone next to me so I just laid down on both seats
>>9652549
this pleases the high council of filly
>>9652472
I am dawdling until I go to bed. If I were a prudent man, I would have tried to sleep earlier so I can wake up early on Friday for some stuff, but who wants to be that?
>>9652560
So how are you liking it over there?
>>9652560
>>9652571
idk, it's just like very canada-looking in a lot of ways. Should I be amazed or......idk I don't jump up and down for a lot of things anyway.
It's new for sure. Interesting on like a technical level or something
>>9652532
Urshalex
ʸᵃʸ
>>9652601
How's meeting your BFF in person?
>>9652621
I think I freak him out or something
>>9652633
How do you even manage that?
>>9652610
(image is of Trixie wearing Big Hat Logan's hat)
>>9652610
>>9652638
idk
he's shy and I'm not
he wears dress pants on his days off
apparently
>>9652531
Hey Babs, how was the flight?
Ava is pretty awesome, but I need to catch up on it.
>>9652567
Not I, good sir, not I.
>>9652669
Not surprising, considering the few interactions I had with him.
>>9652670
It was flight-tacular?
mostly boring, really
the view was nice except for the 5 hours of atlantic I guess?
Ava's pretty great but idk how fast the updates are now. I stopped checking every day after the last six month wait
>>9652669
So what have you two done together so far?
>>9652686
Can't remmeber hte last time I read it desu.
How's Norway so far?
>>9652680
it's a minor tragedy
>>9652689
there was some pony time
I made english muffins out of something that wasn't english muffins and some kind of cheese. Just some kind of.....regular cheese? I dunno. It was good though.
>>9652713
the sun is still setting at midnight. Isn't that fucking weird tho
>>9652729
Is it cold enough over there to still be using a heating fan in June?
>>9652734
no, not really
weather's pretty average by canadian standards
>>9652729
Reminds me of Melbourne, they're pretty similar in that respect.
>>9652729
So what are your plans anyway? what's all on your to do list while there?
>>9652647
>>9652654
Before bed song
https://youtu.be/aGJn_Qx5PfI
I'll see ya guys later
>>9652901
night bun
Popping in to say hi~ How is everypony?
>>9653177
How's it going?
Threads pretty dead atm, Azzy's here, but I'm unsure of any others.
>>9653219
Well you know how partial I am to people named Azzy. :P
>>9653177
I'm slowly dying, and found a weird mole on my shoulder.
>>9653229
That's awful. Anything I can do to help?
poen
>>9653177
hi
>>9653219
yes
>>9653228
not very?
>>9653254
No, the only course of action is to overreact immediately!
>>9653265
Howdy. The name's Northy Dreemurr. Have we met?
>>9653271
Ah. Smash it with a hammer. It might be a bug.
>>9653228
Kek
>>9653229
How're you Aku?
>>9653265
:3
>>9653279
I walked outside and got a sunburn.
>>9653303
Gotta apply that sunscreen!
Fuck that. How do I get rid of the sun?
>>9653323
Nasa plans to 'touch' the sun soon, maybe you could ask them?
>>9653278
possibly, you don't come here often
>>9653279
(◔ᴥ◔)
>>9653323
i heard once if a lump of iron the size of pluto were to fall in it...
>>9653328
Scandalous!
>>9653345
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/05/31/530743287/nasa-plans-to-launch-a-probe-next-year-to-touch-the-sun
>>9653341
A dangerously lewd Trixie for one who doesn't like lewd :P
>>9653361
There's going to be a trial for this kind of smut the government is pushing into the space program right?
>>9653341
Anyway, I am very fond of people named Azzy for... reasons.
>>9653361
no, this is
>>9653385
did they give you head pats and praises?
>>9653385
North, pls. We're talking about NASA molesting the sun.
>>9653420
what does that have to do with me?
>>9653419
No, they're my brother.
>>9653442
do they like ponies too?
>>9653458
Yup.
>>9653442
If you don't want to talk about NASA sending a space probe to take your sun's virginity away, and if AZZY really is that important to you, maid outfit and all, then by the power invested in me... I now pronounce you man and goat!
>>9653475
I mean, I don't MIND talking about that.
What seems to be the plan, exactly?
>>9653533
YOU MAY KISS THE MONSTER!
—-—-—-—-—-—-——-—-—-—-—-—
[ kiss ] [ attack ] [ mercy ] [ flee ]
>>9653551
fk ur trips
>>9653553
!!!
>>9653553
>>9653556
Off by one.
>>9653548
[ * Northy raises an eyebrow. ]
[ * You have encountered a MonsterFrisk. ]
------
to one of the following:
[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]
>>9653587
>>[Act]<<
*sleep*
>>9653576
and again
>>9653621
ok STOP shoving my face into my FAILURES
>>9653632
>>9653616
[ * You fall to the ground and sleep.]
[ * Northy pats your head. ]
[ * You gain 10 HP. ]
[ * Northy is sparing you. ]
-----
[ FIGHT] [ ACT] [ ITEM] [ MERCY]
>>9653660>>9653616
[ *Northy forgot the picture and added it in the next post. ]
I'm going to head to bed, have a good one you lot.
>>9653971
rest well rappy
>>9653971
cya rapty
>>9654000
Chekt.
>>9654015
>>9654127
[ * You look at Northy with those eyes.]
[ * They are flattered and respond in kind.]
[ ACT ] -> [ FLIRT ]
>>9654156
>>9654202
[ * Northy chuckles.]
Sorry, couldn't resist~
>>9654565
>>9654568
u did gud lad
>>9654581
My life purpose has been fulfilled
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=038_1496271264
wow that's a pretty big airplane
>>9654589
*fireworks*
>>9654624
4 U
>>9654627
>>9654694
>>9654713
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0a7_1496135097
D:::::
>>9654740