ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.) What's your opin

>>9604102
bad

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>>9604035
(I highly doubt there's a way for a pandagirl to fit into Pokemon. Maybe once I figure out a less weird character to play.)
>vanishes for real this time

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>>9603895
>There is a Muk, waiting outside a small apartment building
>Waves to the man as they approach, slime being gently thrown off their arm
Hello.

>>9604102
They need to get in the last century already.
Silph is alright, though.

>>9603925
Too bad about Kanto's limited selection of Fighting types.

>>9604084
Maybe it does if you are searching for lewd banettes.

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>>9603884
(Alright, that's understandable. We'll be looking forward to seeing them later.)
>>9603861
(I don't know anybody here who actually hates women? Sure, we make jokes about chicks, but last I checked most of those were jokes about females being sexually unattractive.)
>>9603925
I can respect wanting to use Pokemon you like for battling, but that seems like something you'd keep to your casual team, not a team meant to test the limits of your opponent.
>>9604102
I had low standards and it's still disappointing.

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>>9604102
Never been, from what I've heard recently it's not the nicest place though.

>>9604147
I mean I am but I don't see how sucking a dick would help me find one.

>>9604035
(flamboyantly gay would be an understentment, he draws dicks as work, his love for cock in limitless)

>>9604102
Beautiful region. The idea they're all backwards violent nutsos has a small amount of merit, exaggerated as it is.

>>9604139
(A Pancham, maybe?)
(Or just a fursuiter)
>>9604160
(Holy fuck I didn't know this, that's beautiful)

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>>9604102
It's a Region with great scenery, some very pleasant people, and a troublingly reactionary and League-dominated political system.
One of my former co-workers was a Kantonese immigrant. Nice guy, one of my favorite people to work with, but I can see why he left.

>>9604102
I've never been but people here seem to dislike it for various reasons.
Maybe I'll visit and find out for myself once I've got my team together and sorted out this weird bug with my PDA that makes it look like I've got 4 Pokemon when I only have 2.

>>9604145
Hello there, my name's John, nice to meet you.

>>9604203
(I'll consider it, but I have a bit too much dignity to RP as a fursuiter.)

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>>9604075
>CreamDream is a fuggin virgin he doesn't know how this works
>Bully him about it later
>Try and stop sucking enough to succ on his tongue or something
>tfw you don't know how kissing works either

>>9604102
>>9603774
(I honestly don't know how to respond to this without slurring on words and make it sound like the opposite of what I mean as I'm kind of busy right now. So my bad. I will admit I did google it. I should of specified that. My bad. The scheduling. My bad. That stuff was burned in a metaphorical fire as I got therapy, I'm on real working meds, and I realized why the flipping heck should I care for how these people's life styles are? I shouldn't and I don't. The cousin thing. As I said before in the discord I have DID and bi-polarism (won the lottery there. Heh.) So take my words with a grain of salt when I say "it wasn't me". As for coming back I personally don't think It would be the best choice for myself, even if I am way better than I was before. That and I'm quite busy at the moment so I'm not really giving my full attention. But otherwise, when you or jiji get the chance (and I'm not as busy.) shoot me a DM as I want to talk to one of you.)
-Turts doing gods work and not wanting to waste image limit. Also sorry for the wall of OOC.

>>9604223
>>9604242
>throw desmond at

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>>9604242
(I have no idea what to name this muk)
Hello!
Nice to meet you too.
You wanna come in, or walk around?

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>>9604160
(As true as this statement is I'd like to point out that I am actually willing to draw monster vag concepts for people. It'd cost more due to vags being harder to draw and references being harder to find, but I'll do it.)
>>9604329
(Didn't know about the DID or bi-polarism so... Gotcha.)
(Senior year just ended so I literally have nothing but time now. I can't predict your schedule, however, so just. Toss me a quick message or something when you aren't busy.)
>>9604102
It's a lot different from Kalos, especially the culture. It's jarring.
>>9604223
I can agree with this, the scenery is nice. Mountains are fairly new to me, it's weird to be able to see one wherever you go.

>>9604381
>No worries m8.
I think I'll just come inside and rest for a bit, it's been a long day.
So do you live here then? I don't think I've seen any other Pokemon living in cities on their own like this before.

I apologize to the one known as Vi, something has come up and I need to attend to it.
>Cultman: Preach in Lavender Town and see about getting a few ghost followers.
>Rolling.

>>9604619
(>odd again.)
(Okay I'm going to be changing my rolls from now on to work around this bullshit.)

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>>9604583
>Opens door, and lets him in
Yeah, I live here.
The owner said it was okay, so long as I don't destroy it by the time he gets back.
In a way, I'm borrowing it. With permission, of course.
>The apartment smells strong, almost eye watering, a mix of muk fumes and fresh cooking
Haven't heard from him in a while, though.
I have food ready, if you want any.

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>>9604619
Alright, I guess
>Vi shrugs, finishing her waffles and leaving the Battle Cafe
>Time to train!
>Rollan

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>>9604703
>ahahah fuck
>She can't train for shit
>Also having trouble bonding because her pokemon don't talk much and they haven't done anything serious yet

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>>9604703
>>9604845
>Clank.
Vi, why can I not headbutt things anymore?

>>9604686
Cool.
How long have you been here then?
>As John walks inside the smell of the apartment hits John like a slap in the face.
>John attempts to ignore it.
...Uh...what food have you got?

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>>9604933
Pfft, ya just need a good remindin'.
>Headbutt him.

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>>9604933
"Because you hurt yourself doing it and now you can use Metal Claw and Confusion"

>>9605095
"Oh hey Mal"

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>>9605095
That wasn't very impressive.
>>9605132
Can I headbutt more things?
>Attempt to confuse a tree.
>Rolling.

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>>9604941
A few months or so.
I made pasta, bread, and meat casserole, among other things.
Any of that sound appealing?

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>>9605169
Y-yeah? Well, you ain't very much impressive yourself!
>>9605132
Heya Vi, just wonderin' but.... What's that there brown stuff you're always drinkin'?

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>>9604311
>you have bit the tongue
>he's into that, it's cool
Fuckin' virgin loser~
>snug catte

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>>9605169
"When you get stronger and do it in a way that doesn't hurt you as well, then sure"
>Vi watches Trace fail at confusing a tree
>I doubt trees can be confused

>>9605261
"Oh, this?"
>She holds up a thermos
"Coffee, it tastes good when made right and helps you feel awake"

>>9605295
>Filename
Bones is awful at everything

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>>9605261
Says the guy that has to mega evolve to become a dragon.
>>9605351
Great!!
When do I get to mega evolve?

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>>9604102
Meh, I prefer Johto

>Quincy goes back to studying the scrolls
>Rollan

>>9605211
Huh.
Well, the pasta sounds nice.
>John: let out the Umbreon and Espeon whose names you haven't thought of yet because names are hard.
Don't mind these guys, by the way. They're harmless.
I got them from some guy back in Orre.

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>>9605295
..S-shut up, nerd. You probably weren't much better.
>Snug that catte up
>Even if he is a jerk

>>9605359
(You're not wrong.)

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>Somewhere in Black City, a middle-aged man smelling distinctly of cheap cigars and type writer ink is at his wit's end
>a stack of Overdue and Final Notice letters the only remnants of his long lost apartment, he's been left to sleep in his office for almost a month now
>Ain't this some shit
>Time to do some marketing
...Anyone here need a PI?

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>>9605413
Comin' from the guy who has'ta evolve to learn somethin' other than Take Down!
>Tongue: out
>Victory: achieved
>>9605351
... smells kin'a nasty.

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>>9605480
Yeah I was. Waaay better. Dork.
>licc cat
>it's grooming, shaddup

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>>9605517
A.... What? Pi like... The number?

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>>9605517
>Cultman: Shitpost on your PDA.
Perhaps, what aren't you willing to do, my friend?
>>9605578
Private Investigator.

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>>9605578
The what...? No. PI. Privet Investigator. Missing alimony, skipped child support, think your girl is stepping out, got some mooks settin' up a box job, insurance investigation, that kinda thing.

>>9605620
Murder, theft, rape, anything that'd hurt a child, and anything outside the law that can't be justified or swept up. I shouldn't even have to say that but there's some sick fucks out there that get off on paying someone to do their dirty work. Other than that, I'm game. Have pokeballs, will travel.

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>>9605473
Just take a seat, I suppose.
What's Orre like, by the way?
>Waves at the two Pokemon
Hello.
You two want anything to eat?
>Muk slithers over to the kitchen while talking
>He slips on some plastic bags over his "hands", taking a slightly purple ball of dough out of the fridge
>He shapes it into noodles, and adds it to a pot of boiling water
>Alongside it, he makes a sauce out of several vegetables and berries, adding a drop or two of sludge to it, tinting it purple as well
>Combines the cooked and drained pasta with the sauce, plates it, and hands it to John
Well...there you go.

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>>9605564
Everyone's bad at first thooough. You couldn't have been.
>Pap a lick-y cat

>>9605716
>Character is female
>Type out entire descriptive paragraph referring to it as male
(I need to stop doing this)

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>>9605413
"Uh... first you have to become a Metagross, and then we'd have to get the stone for it..."

>>9605524
"It's good, but it's not for everyone"
>slurrrrrp

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Lets try this again. First 24

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>>9605524
Mhm.
Coming from the guy that can't calculate the standard deviation of his accuracy within a 0.000001% error.
>>9605777
Can it be soon?

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>>9605753
Yep. Totally. Born for lewd. You're just shit.
>smooch

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>>9605816
You're a fuckin' nerd. At least I ain't gotta evolve to get a mouth.
>>9605777
Aw come on, don' tell me he's gettin' the mega slot!

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>>9605816
"I uh..."
>>9605881
"I don't know, I was kinda planning on getting Drax his stone first, I don't even know if one person can bond enough to Mega Evolve more than one pokemon..."

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>>9605670
I will be in touch if I need a PI, my deepest apologies. Perhaps you would be interested in some of the Catalyst people or their previous admins.
>If I start getting evens as soon as I use a FC I'm going to burn this thread.

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>>9605881
At least I...
>>9605963
Mal is bullying me again.

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>>9605825
..Fight meee.
>Smooch the gay asshole
I'll probably be better than you before long.

>>9605716
(Sorry I got distracted.)
>John takes a seat.
Orre is...alright.
It's got some problems still despite what some people will tell you, but it's not that bad.
>Umbreon and Espeon simply sit down near John, looking around.
>Espeon speaks to Muk psychically.

>No thank you, we ate not too long ago.
>John eats the pasta.
>Roll for how good it tastes and John's reaction.

>>9605986
I haven't heard much about those ex-admin guys recently.
Two resigned, one in the hospital. Still, if they're hiring, word is they weren't too bad to work for.

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>>9606055
>another horrible smooch
>this is getting silly
>neck the catte
Impossible. I'm the best. You a shit.

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>>9605986
Catalyst? They've got a mixed reputation. Dunno if that's the sort I want to work with. I've heard rumors they've still got ties to organized crime. Holdovers from the old Plasma/Aether days.

>>9606148
Uhuh. That's suspicious in and of itself. I smell a cover-up.

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>>9606035
Play with fire and ya get burned, hun.
>Climb on top of the Metang.
>Trace is a chair now.
>>9605963
Aw, well that's pretty disappointin'. Guess I'll just have to pull the teams weight without bein' a mega!

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>>9606148
Strange.
>>9606225
I wouldn't be surprised. I wish you luck in your quest for a a job.
>Cultman: Roll for something fun.

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>>9606112
(That was close)
Well, alright...
>2
>The taste of the sludge is overpowering, strong, musky, and burning the throat, but, surprisingly, not that bad when combined with the noodles, which are decently cooked and prepared
So, how is it?
>She fidgets nervously

>>9606225
What is your theory, per chance?

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>>9606152
>i am going to neck myself at this rate
..O-only for now! I'll get way better than you.
Eventually.

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>>9606035
"I haven't seen him do this before, and it's not like he's got a leg to stand on, he's the weakest of the group"

>>9606275
>Boop the Charmeleon
"Heh, you gotta get stronger first, and who knows, maybe one person CAN use three megas, it'd take a lot of work on our parts, heck, might actually be impossible, but no harm trying"

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>>9606275
Why are you like this?
>Mid-air spiral: Go.
>>9606383
I am calculating my present speed at 125RPM.

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>>9606352
How you gonna do that dork?
>pet other cat
You gonna get someone to practice on?

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>>9606383
Ya don' even got the money for three mega-
>>9606427
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?
>Hold onto the nose spike for dear life

>>9606316
>John makes a face, clearly he isn't much of a fan.
I uh...it's definitely a very distinct flavor, something you'd have to get used to.
>Espeon and Umbreon look amused.

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>>9606345
Dunno. Haven't looked into it. My money's on something shady happening upstairs and the company started purging the ranks to get out of the way of things before shit went sideways. Gut says embezzlement or laundry.

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>>9606477
>Other cat: purr.
Yeah, thats exactly what I'm gonna do.
i think.

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>>9606566
None of that, I represent plasma and all of their interest, yes. We aren't planning a global takeover, no sir.

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>>9606427
"...Do you really need to do that?"

>>9606536
"Yeah well that's what saving up is for, that and finding deals like having my Keystone cut for free"

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>>9606547
So, it doesn't taste that bad, just needs getting used to...?

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>>9606574
Oh yeah? How you gonna do that?~

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>>9606536
This is what you get.
>>9606613
22.34% chance of Mal learning his lesson.

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>>9606662
110% CHANCE OF ME KICKIN' YOUR ASS ONCE I GET DOWN!
OR WHATEVER YOU HAVE THAT WORKS AS AN ASS!
>Rollin' to not fall off
>>9606613
>Mal is busy at the moment, please try again alter.

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>>9606588
...Lyin' ass bitch.

>>9606588
(Is this supposed to be N's Zoroark or a random Zoroark pretending to be N's Zoroark?)

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>>9606647
..I don't know.
>Poke a catte
Like, at all.

>>9606624
Yeah...listen, I've gotta go, I've got some things to sort out with my employer as well as trying to work out what's wrong with my PDA.
Thanks for the food, like you said it's not bad, just something you'd have to get used to.
>John: put Umbreon and Espeon back into their balls and hurry out to go and find a hotel to stay in.

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>>9606789
...The fuck.
Do you need like an instruction manual?
>boop

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>>9606662
>>9606698
"Uh huh, sure"
>Vi chuckles at the display

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>>9606698
USB port.
>Stop suddenly.
>>9606965
65.43% chance of vomiting on my shell.

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>>9606862
Maybe?
..Wait are you actually like, asking me that or are you uh.. offering?
>Mildly confused catte sound
>Partially caused by himself

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>>9606965
>>9606993
>He gets flung off of Trace, landing on his back
Yeah just...
Gimme five.
I'll be over there to kick your fuckin' port once I'm done uh... Cloud watchin'. Yeah.

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>>9606993
>>9607131
"Well, Mal, did you learn not to mess with Trace?"

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>>9607131
Daresay I learn meteor mash today?
>>9607379
Shall we train a bit?
>Metal Claw a tree.

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>>9607026
>boop
I dunno. Am I?~

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>>9607379
Nope, just that he needs a port kickin'.
>>9607407
Wanna learn what Ember feels like instead?
>Mal waves his tail in Trace's general direction

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>>9607445
..Are yooou?
>Boop back
Huhhh?

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>>9607407
"You don't get much out of slashing trees, Trace, let's fight some wild pokemon instead"

>>9607491
"He can beat you in a fight dude, you're only level 21, Trace is 25, type effectiveness isn't everything, and I don't want my team actually fighting each other"
>Vi smiles
"Come on, there's some woods we can find a battle in this way"

>While she walks, she pulls out her Dex
Hey guys, where do the really good trainers go to work with their pokemon? Like, the people that vanish for months and years and come back boosted fifty levels?

>>9607578
The wilderness, the colder and more remote the better.

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>>9607491
I can see your genital slit when you raise your tail like that.
How unbecoming.
>>9607578
As you say.
>Trace follows after her.

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>>9607578
Battle Frontier, Battle Tree or the Battle Chateau. Hence the use of battle, obviously. Or just run the gym circuit multiple times.
>Roll for money gained today.
>Last 3 numbers x last two numbers below x 100.

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>>9607578
Sinjoh, my team and I went in at around level 30, came out level 60-70, and we only went for a year, better move fast though, I'm gonna be headed up there again soon, and the construction I plan on doing might change things up a bit. Not too much though, 17 towns scattered across a huge area won't do much.

>Quincy goes back to studying the scrolls and Emrys stops replying to his own characters
>Rollan

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>>9607559
Aaaaam I?
>boop again

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>>9607578
I went and fought every trainer with a Mega Evolution I could find. Ended up fighting Groudon, Rayquaza, and Kyogre as well.
I wouldn't suggest my method.

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>>9607621
>>9607680
Sinjoh... where's that?

>>9607666
I don't think I'm ready for those kinds of places yet.

>>9607720
You fought three legendaries and lived to tell the tale!?
Holy shit, you're gonna be a hard Gym to beat when I get around to that.

>>9607628
>Vi smiles, leading the group into the woods
>Rollan for training

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At what point will tax officers start coming after you?

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>>9607695
..Yeeesss?
>Licc a dorkcatte
I don't know, I'm not you, dweeb.

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>>9607628
Wait, what? No, that's not...
>Flustered Charmeleon sounds
Fuck off.
>>9607578
>>9607759
>Mal follows, grumbling and holding his tail close to him

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>>9607759
>Robot is too distracted picking knots out of Vi's hair to train.
Why are you not brushing anymore?
>>9607814
Goodness me, if I weren't respectable and if Vi weren't right there I would accuse you of being a slut. But sadly both of those factors are present so I will not accuse you of being a slut.
Slut.

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>>9607759
Primal Kyogre, Primal Groudon, and Mega Rayquaza. It's not as impressive as it sounds. I had help from Steven and still got hurt pretty badly.
Stick to the Gym circuit, it's much safer.

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>>9607797
>licc the oldcatte
You sure dork?

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I have come to a conclusion after several events over the weekend.
Tribes are weird.

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>>9607860
I'm pretty sure I'm not you but..
I have absolutely no idea.
But yes.
Maybe.
>Catte: Shrugg

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>>9607814
>>9607848
"God damn it guys, we need to actually battle if we want t- OW!"
>Vi winces as a knot gets ripped out
"We're too busy for that, Trace, come on, stop, we need to get you stronger..."

>>9607851
I would love an opportunity like that, though, but we're not strong enough for that, yet.

>>9607965
Which events? Which tribes?

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>>9607965
...What? What are you talking about?

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>>9607848
Jokes on you, can't be a slut if you ain't ever gotten laid!
>>9607989
Yeah, c'mon Trace! Fuckin' slacker!
>Mal blows smoke from his nostrils, huffing and scoffing.
If he ain't gonna train I will. We'll see who's the weak one then.

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>>9607989
My apologies. Let's go.
>Rolling for training.
>>9608072
Oh? Do tell.
Perhaps I'll make you a slut if you impress me.

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>>9608042
>>9608047
Events involving myself and a peculiar tribe of individuals on an island chain south of Hoenn.

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>>9608072
>>9608120
"...Did I just hear what I think I heard?"
>Vi gigglesnorts
"Holy shit guys, that was fast, we've been together what, a week? Well if you two want to hook up I've got no problem with that, just don't make a mess of the bed"

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>>9608130
There are a few island chains south of Hoenn. Do you have coordinates?

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>>9608130
... what?
>>9607989
All the training in the world can't prepare you for something of that level. I was the Conference champion and even that wasn't enough for Zygarde.
If you want to try and take on a legendary I can't stop you, but I still wouldn't suggest it.

Do you ERP here?

>>9608289
Occasionally, it's not too common but it happens.

>>9608289
(Like once every week-ish sometimes)

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>>9608120
What?! No!! Fuck you!!
>>9608164
I-I'm gonna go train!
>Mal storms off into the nearest patch of grass
>Rollin' for training
>>9608289
(Sometimes. We try not to clutter the thread with it though.)

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>>9608289
"Why ya ask, cocksucker?"

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(For reference, this is an attempt to get a custom region into play)

>>9608166
>Coordinates sent
I hope you like man eating swamps and crazy locals.

>>9608227
Getting shipwrecked here, almost getting killed, multiple times, meeting the locals.
Standard stuff.

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>>9608164
Oh I'm hoping if I fluster him enough he can burn something besides time.
>>9608333
Oh, verrrrrrrry impressive. I can hear Dialga complaining about lost time right now.
>Rolling for training.

>>9608372
You're the guy from the other day, that asked the Internet what do instead of immediately calling for help?
Geez, at least you are safe.

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>>9608333
>Trained himself into KO
>probably by bonking himself into a tree or some shit
>Mal is a dumb, apparently
"...You're really lucky I have revives"
>Vi scoops up the dumb lizard and puts him on top of Trace, popping a Revive into his mouth

>>9608385
>At least you didn't KO yourself
>No level gain tho
"Ha, very funny, but I think he just burnt himself instead"

>>9608227
Fair enough, it's still something I'd like to try, but first I'd have to FIND a legendary

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>>9608333
>Tripsfail
>This is why flustered fire types shouldn't go into dry grass.
>The grass patch and the closest tree catch on fire.
Oh shit.
>>9608385
Fuck you, you're a fuckin' ass, you know that?

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>>9608372
Huh, I'll go check it out when one of my partners gets up.
>33: Gather stuff.
>Pack extra food, etc.

>>9608430
>Fuggin' shit
>Alright let' say he clonked out right outside the burning grass?
>And then Vi's post happened?

>>9608483
>I assume he literally burnt himself into KO, so yeah

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>>9608430
>>9608483
We need to, uh...
>>9608432
You suck at this.
>Roll to punch the fire out.

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>>9608477
>Shadow Nerd: Resume being corporate sheep
What going on?

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>>9608409
Admittedly, that was not a smart move on my part.

>>9608477
Bring bug repellent and a Pokemon that can get you out of swamps.

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>>9608531
Slept well? You want to go to a potentially dangerous island with crazy locals where we'll definitely die?
>33 shows 8 the location on his PDA.
>>9608609
Is Ferrothorn good for that? How do they react to tech, by the way? Do they have pokeballs or anything equal to them?

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>>9608432
>>9608518
"..."
"Hang on, I got this"
>She sends out Lulu
"Lulu, Water Sport"
>Fire: extinguished
>She puts Lulu back in the ball, sighing
"You two are a mess, come on, let's try this again"
>Rolling for training

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>>9608518
>Upset lizard whining
You suck. In general.
>>9608637
>Nope. The lizard's self esteem is at an all time low.
>He just sits on the ground, sulking and poking at his tail tip.

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>>9608637
I suppose we are.
>>9608655
Oh, yes, I do. I am pathetic, dominate me, Mal.
>Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.
>Attempt to make lizard happy.
>Roll to burn self on tail.
>Wonder if I'm gonna get that 666.

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>>9608633
That sounds like-
>catch self
>maintain bullshit grin of a mid-level desk jocky
The sort of thing an expert reconnaissance agent like you is perfectly fit for. You wouldn't need technical support for that.
>This is a blatant lie and he his clearly trying to dodge work
>Bully The Nerd Y/N?

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>>9608655
>Poking at your life force.
>Genius.
>Mal passes out, falling flat onto the ground.
>>9608684
>Well you burnt yourself.
>Too bad he wasn't awake to see it.

Hello /par/, frequent poster here.
How often do you feel unexplained cases of anxiety?

>>9608726
Every time I say or post something

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>>9608633
Does it have vines or anything?
I'm picturing it just sinking into a patch of mud.
There's basically no modernization on these islands at all. No pokeballs or anything like that, not even electricity.
Posting with satellite internet.
From what I can tell, they worship pokemon or something, and live alongside them and such. This one in particular seems to worship...mega charizard X, strangely enough.
Only tribe I have seen so far.

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>>9608655
>>9608684
"Are you two seriously going to- nevermind, I think I know the answer"
>She puts a hand to her eyes, sighing
"Just wait until we get home..."

>>9608717
"...God damnit Mal"
>Another revive for the lizard

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>>9608703
>Y.
Eight, you're coming whether you like it or not. I'm going to need a cartographer and back up.
You want me to lend you a pokemon?
>>9608749
Yeah, my partner and I will be fine. You need someone to pick you up?

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>>9608817
Aw, fuck me running.
*ahem*
I mean. Gee wiz. That's a humdinger. Sir.

I don't see why I'd need another pokemon. I've got my magnet. What's the worst that could happen?

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>>9608872
>A sharp tug on A8's scarf is the only forewarning he gets before finding himself dangling several feet off the ground, hot, sandy air being blown down his neck with every breath of Lucky's. The dinosaur restrains itself, fighting its urge to shake him back and forth like a rag doll. Instead it lets out a muffled chirp, staring expectantly at 33.

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>>9608717
>Hsssss.
Oh, I love the pain. Yes.
>>9608795
I think we should take him to a psych.

>>9608743
> T.jiji

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>>9608795
Wooahkay, I'm awake, what's goin' on?
>>9608954
The fuck're you doin'?

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>>9608817
That would be preferable, if and when possible.

>>9608743
me too

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>>9608976
(Close but no cigar)

>>9608951
FUCK ME WHY WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS THING
>nerd: be too busy screeching like a smol child to send out your magnet or do anything but squeal
>roll not to cry like babby

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>>9608872
Alright let's get going.
Just a suggestion since-
>>9608951
>>9609023
Lucky please put Eight down.
>>9609012
Hopefully soon, sorry. Having some trouble with my pokemon.

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>>9609063
>There is a chubby dork wearing a dress shirt and tie on the ground sobbing
>Gods this is just sad
....I'll take the spare poke.

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>>9609023
>>9609063
>Command heard and understood. He lets his jaw fall open, Eight dropping to the ground like a stone.
>>9609190
>Lucky swings around to face his trainer. Just like the time before his tail swings in a wide arc, a massive weapon of blunt force trauma. A green snout nudges 33's shoulder, the Tyranitar whining and grumbling for attention.

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>>9609063
Right.
Well, I'll be here.

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>>9609190
Sorry, eight.
>33 hands Eight a great ball containing a Lv50 Steelix.
You going to be alright?
>>9609251
Lucky, please be more careful. I don't need eight dead. What's up, hungry?
>Scratch the dino chin.
Look, we're going to go now. Please be on your best behavior.
>>9609268
Be there shortly.
>Show PDA to goobab.
>Rolling for accuracy of teleport to Adventurerman.

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>>9609251
>Nerd: Am down
Why...

>>9609379
>accept ball
>crawl to feet
>attempt to be the Employee of the Month Man
Yes sir. Everything is fine.

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>>9608954
"Mayb-"

>>9608986
"...I think he's being your sub, I'm not sure"
>She offers a hand to the lizard
"Come on, let's actually train this time, you did so well in Viridian"

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>>9607982
...What are we even talkin' about?
>catte: be confused

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>>9608986
Nothing.
>>9609610
Let's get some training done, then.
>Rolling to get some training.

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>>9609610
>>9609665
My what?
>He hesitates for a moment, ultimately deciding to ignore the hand and get up on his own.
Right, trainin'. Can't keep bein' the best on the team if I don't train.
>Rollin'

>>9609755
>Dubsfail
>Fucking why
>How is Mal so terrible
>He overworks himself and ends up KO'd again.

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>>9609665
>No level gain

>>9609755
>>9609783
>Down another revive

"...God damn it Mal, again!?"
>That's her third, she's got seven more though

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>>9609755
>>9609783
...
>Judging clanks.
>>9609852
I am having ease with these pokemon, can we move to something harder?
>Rolling again.

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>>9609892
Fuck you, pike nose.
>>9609852
I'm fine! I can get it, just chill!
>Rollin'

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>>9609947
When?
>Rolling for training again.
>Gotta get the 9s.

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>>9609892
>yay, leveled up to 26!

>>9609947
>No gain, but finally, fuckin didn't KO himself

>>9610007
"Alright, break time, come get dinner"
>She pulls a roll of aluminium out, as well as some more regular food for Mal
>She leaves everyone else in their pokeballs, they haven't worked today, they can wait until the group gets home
>Vi doesn't eat anything herself, preferring to slurp her coffee

>>9609379
>9
>You end up in a swamp
>A very thick swamp

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>>9609417
Alright, eight. Notice a change?
>>9610098
Greaaaaat.
>Time to have Ferrothorn drag him and eight out. >>9609417

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>>9610098
Why.

>>9610133
Why.

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>>9609379
>>9610098
>As soon as his feet touch the mud they begin sinking in. Built for life on rough mountainsides, his body is very dense, with a small surface area for the feet. A poor combo when faced with wet mud.
>>9610133
>A cry of discomfort and alarm sounds out from Lucky, tail thrashing and throwing water everywhere as he attempts to free his legs from the mud trap.

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>>9610007
>He doesn't answer, glaring, growling, and lashing his tail, sparks flying everywhere.
>>9610057
... fine, I'll take a break and eat your grub.
>Despite the absence of any growling or glaring from Mal during dinner the tail lashing is still present, coming dangerously close to hitting Trace several times.

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>>9610057
I feel I'm going to need more of a challenge soon.
>Chomp some Aluminium.
>>9610245
>Scope the slit.
>Rolling for how good the view is.

>>9610133
>>9610161
(Haven't GMed much, so apologies if I mess things up)
>Dubsfail
>Ferrothorn ends up stuck as well

>>9610167
>Lucky ends up waist deep in mud, not sinking any deeper

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>>9610245
"You like it, right?"
>It's a steak, Vi doesn't skimp out on food

>>9610273
"Well... I've heard of a place called Sinjoh, I'm gonna see about planning a trip there, apparently it's where people go to really get stronger"

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Hello...
Sorry for not saying anything for a while.
I was sad.
But I'm feeling better now!
And I think I feel like evolving!
Still not sure if I would get cuter...

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>>9610161
This is going to be fun. Hold on.
>Grab 8's hand.
>>9610167
Lucky, do me a favor and give us a hand?
>Return Lucky.
>Let him out on the rocks.
>33 reaches over to him.
Come on, bud.
>>9610286
(You're doing fine.)
>Returnian the durian.
>>9610378
Why not look for a trainer?

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>>9609635
I uh, don't really know?
Something about me getting better at.. something?
i forget.

>>9610378
You should take the risk and do it

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>>9610316
Hell yeah, it's nice. Better than Oak's cruddy Pokefood.
>>9610273
>The slit is located a bit below where the tail meets the body. It's not easy to see when sitting down.

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>>9610286
..I'm not going to get to a nice office am I?

>>9610378
...Who are you?

>>9610387
>sounds of a distressed nerd
>unball the massive magnet
>attempt to float to nearest rock pile

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>>9610406
Huh. Shit.
>smooch
Nerd.

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>>9610316
That sounds fun. Can we try it soon?
>>9610447
...
>Lower self slightly
>Squint.
>Roll to improve the view.

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>>9610286
>>9610387
>Although not entirely sure what 33 wants him to do, Lucky wraps his arms around his waist and pulls, hoping to jerk 8 out of the mud as well.

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>>9610447
"I'm glad to hear it, got worried it was going to taste weird after being in a lunch box for a while"

>>9610487
"It depends on what I learn tonight, we're gonna do another round of training and then head home, and then in the morning I'll know if we're going to Sinjoh"
>She sighs
"Maybe that's where mom fucked off to this time"

>Roll for rain (odds)

>>9610387
(Alright, thanks)
>Durian and Lucky both go into their balls, Lucky being released onto the rocks
>The rock pile seems sturdy enough, but lucky takes up most of the space on it

>>9610453
>Gets pulled out by >>9610529

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>>9610387
A trainer...?
Like, someone to help me evolve?

>>9610424
But I don't like taking risks.
I want to be sure that I'm cuter.

>>9610453
I'm the cutest bug. That's what I believe, at least!

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>>9610474
..Yeah, yeah that.
Getting better at that n' stuff.
Kissing.
And stuff.
>Boop a dork
Dweeb.

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>>9610453
>>9610529
Thanks Lucky.
>33 tries to shake the mud out of his armor.
This can't get any w-
>>9610581
>Siiiiigh.
>Let Ferrothorn out for a makeshift umbrella.
>33: You didn't earn that A rank for nothing.
>Pull out binocs and scout.
>>9610606
Yeah, there are a few trainers around here. I'd offer you a spot on my team but I fight a lot of higher level trainers.

>>9610606
Didn't you have a trainer recently?

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>>9610487
>The slit still isn't visible, considering that Mal is the one sitting down. You'll have to wait for him to stand up again to catch a glimpse.
The fuck are you doin'?
>>9610573
Nothin' tastes weirder than Oak's Pokechow, you're fine.

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>>9610581
...Are you kidding?

>>9610641
This is horrible.

>>9610606
...Would hug.

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>>9610581
>>9610641
>A flinch answers each drop of rain, Lucky turning and hissing at the sky. The appearance of the psuedo umbrella promptly silences the dinosaur, although he still throws suspicious squints at glares at the clouds when he sees them.

>>9610641
>All you see is swamp
>This area appears to be completely undeveloped

>>9610697
>The weather isn't kidding
>Odds, it gets heavier

>>9610740
>Thunder rumbles back at Lucky

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>>9610573
...Perhaps.
I think it could be fun.
>>9610668
Nothing. I'm tired. What are you doing?

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>>9610697
It'll be fine, we can bail if it gets too hot.
>>9610740
Relax, relax.
>>9610761
>Man I am just getting the shit rolls today.
Alright, team. We're going this way.
>33 starts walking, making sure to watch out for sinkholes or traps.

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>>9610668
"Really? I'm glad I got you out of there then, the fuck was he feeding you?"

>>9610774
"I want everyone to get stronger, and this seems like the fastest way to do it, so yeah, if I can get things arranged to go, we're going"

>Vi slurps from her thermos, only to stiffen
"...I'm out of coffee"
>Visible fear, followed by relaxation
"Wait, nevermind, hang on, Mal, would you mind heating this up for me?"
>She pulls out a bottle of water and pours it into her metal canteen, offering it to the lizard

>>9610885
(canteen? thermos, the fuck brain, those are two different things)

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>>9610641
What if I stay out of the big fights and stuff?

>>9610661
I don't think so.
He was a nice guy who helped me into the contest. And the contest turned out to be completely unfair!

>>9610697
Hugs are nice!

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>>9610761
My feet hurt.

>>9610882
It's already too hot. And humid. My magnet is wet.
>snug magnet
>enjoy that brain cancer in a few years bro

>>9610908
True.

>>9610908
I'd still suggest against it... Maybe after I get done with the things I'm doing right now?
If you don't find someone better.
-33, master of fucking up reply chains.

>>9610908
You will need him again to enter more contests, keep trying until you win little bug. Then try some more.

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>>9610885
Dunno, the hell is kibble even made of?
>Mal accepts the thermostat with a sigh, sitting up and bringing his tail around to the front, holding the flame underneath the thermostat. The flame of the tail is notably bigger and brighter than normal, possessing a distinct flicker and waver.
>>9610774
Just heatin' the thing... wait, robots get tired?

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>>9610885
>>9611083
>Trace watches Mal go to work.
>>9611083
Even a computer needs to be shut down or else the internals wear out faster.
Not that you can grasp the concept of a break.

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>>9610761
>>9610882
>The best course of action when the sky growls at you is to growl back louder. A low, guttural rumble starts, picking up in volume and building up, finally peaking in the form of a high pitch roar straight from a Godzilla movie.

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>>9610631
>pap cat
You're pretty awful at it. Dunno if I can help
>snug the catte.

>>9610882
>>9610934
>Evens
>Despite the rain, you manage to avoid walking into several patches of quicksand-like mud
>The swamp continues to stretch on, no signs of human habitation yet
>The cries of several different pokemon and local fauna are heard echoing around the swamp

>>9611164
>The background cacaphony goes quiet from the roar, before slowly returning to normal

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>>9611181
Oh come oooon. I'm not thaaat bad.
..am i?
>Snug up to that catto

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>>9610941
I dunno...
You seem really nice, and I think I would have fun, but should I look around more?

>>9611015
I'm always ready to try again!
I just need to dance even better next time!

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>>9611252
>smooch
Eh. We'll work on it.

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>>9610934
As long as you polish it it'll be fine.
>>9611164
L-
>33 stops from dissuading the dino, he's probably scaring off most the wilds here honestly.
>>9611202
>33 sighs a bit, watching to make sure nothing catches them by surprise.
Where the hell are the towns?
>>9611257
I suggest looking around, you might find someone better. But, if you can't I'm willing to take you in.

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>>9611164
>The nerd is visibly nervous
>He hugs the magnet closer
The hell was that noise?!

>>9611202
>Evil Nerd is now clinging to the magnet
The hell are those noises?!

>>9611297
>The chubby, irritable, and visibly upset dweeb is too sweaty and wet to do his best Fake Rich White Guy laugh and tell Dad Jokes
>He just wants to go home and jack off to fucked up robot smut and play vidya with the magnet
...Muh magnet...

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>>9611278
So.. you're gonna teach me how to be like you?
Cooool.
>Smooch that gaymalkin or whatever its called

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>>9611140
Breaks are a waste of time. I could be doin' other stuff. Like trainin'.

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>>9611202
>>9611297
>>9611451
>He seems content with the moment of silence, feeling that his position in this new area had been confirmed in that instant. A snort of amusement - directed at 8 - is followed by a swing of the tail, flicking mud up at 8.

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>>9611556
Yeah. I am pretty cool. Bitch.
>one off tripfail smooch
>feel up that cat

>>9611297
>No towns are visible
>However, if 33 pays close enough attention, he might notice a thing or two
>A broken branch here, disturbed foliage there
>Signs of things going through a path multiple times

>>9611451
>Large insects are everywhere
>Along with mosquitoes
>Lots of hungry mosquitoes
>Rain continues to fall heavily

>>9611661
>A glob of mud hits 8 in the face
>The background noises continue, much quieter than before

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>>9611083
>Vi takes the flask back carefully, dumping some instant coffee mix into the boiling water
"Thanks"

>>9611140
"Yeah, I saw you sleeping a couple of times, you're not like Drax in that way, it's kinda interesting"

>>9611605
"You need to take breaks to eat if you want to get stronger, if you're not a ghost, training is at least twenty five percent diet, and you're kinda bad at the other seventy five percent, no offense, I have no idea how you did so well in Viridian Forest, let's try again though...."
>She gets up
>roll for training

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>>9611694
I mean, kiiiinda. Just a little cool.
Mostly dorky.
>Boop that catte
Like, 9/10 Dorkness.

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>>9611661
>squint

>>9611812
>8: Be covered in bugs and mud
>Regret life choices
I hate my job. I hate everything. What even is my life.

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>>9611605
Up until you dig your early grave.
>>9611878
I don't need to sleep as much as he does.
>Roll for training as well.

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Yo, bros. What's up?
Can I get some advice on, like, gardening in Alola?
Sitrus should grow well on Melemele, right?

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>>9611451
Relax.
>>9611661
Thanks Lucky, but please stop bullying 8 so much.
>>9611812
>Didn't get that A rank for no reason.
Looks like things have been through here a few times, this way.
>33 starts walking, keeping an eye on everything.
>>9611887
Breathe, eight. We'll find something cool here.

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>>9611878
H-hey!
>Mal hops up, running after them.
I blame Trace, he's distractin'!
>Rollin' for training
>>9611910
Suck it, Trace, it's better than rollin' over and waitin' to die!

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>>9611949
An "Alola" I have heard not of before, but true it is that Sitrus is a hardy fruit. Through all of Sinnoh it grows, through all of "Alola" I would presume it fairs as well.

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>>9611910
>More progress! No level, but you're close
"Um... Drax doesn't sleep at all, unless you were talking about Mal?"

>>9611981
>No progress! Gdi Mal
"I don't think it's his fault, dude, you're the goof that tried to burn down the woods"

>>9611949
Sitrus favors warm climates, I'm going to guess that yes

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>>9611887
>He returns the squint with one of his own, laughing through a series of short rumbles and huffs.
>>9611966
>Lucky's laughter is then cut off, the dinosaur following after his "father" in silence.

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>>9611981
Sure. If you say so.
>>9612034
Apologies, distracted. I sleep more than Drax, less than Mal. I hope when I fully evolve I won't have to sleep at all.
>Rolling for some more training.

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>>9612034
I didn't try to burn down the woods, it was an accident! Look, I weren't havin' any problems until he got brought out, I'm just distracted, that's all!
>Que more lashing of the tail
>>9612109
>He grumbles something vague in Trace's general direction before going back to training
>Rollin'

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>>9611883
>bap the boop
You're a bigger dork. Dork.

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>>9612004
'Chu haven't heard of Alola, bro?
Like, the Alolan islands are a long, long way from Sinnoh, but, like, I'm kinda surprised.
>>9612049
Aw, hell yeah. The kiddos and I are so, like, gonna make a garden when we go back home

>>9611887
>A few insects crawl into his shirt
>The mud stings his eyes
>Everything is terrible for this guy

>>9611966
>Dubs
>You come across 5 humans in a clearing
>3 are sleeping, and two stand guard, armed with primitive spears
>All are covered in an odd azure paint
>They have yet to notice the group, the guards apparently dozing off as well

>>9612099
>Dubsfail
>Lucky is silent, but he steps in a patch of sticky mud, the suction pulling his leg in fully

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>>9612109
>no real gain
"That'd be neat"
>Vi adjusts her coat and drinks from her thermos
>slurrrrrrp

>>9612162
>gained a level!
>shit I should write up a full statblock for all my mons so I can keep track
"Uh huh, well if you were that distracted why didn't you just say so, we could have taken today off and let you handle your problems"

>>9612255
You could even grow some other tropical berries, like Oran or Nanab

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>>9611966
Am ready to die.

>>9612099
Uhh... I think the dinosaur is stuck. Ish.

>>9612270
>Eyes: Watering
>Clothes: full of bugs
>urge to shreik: tempered only by fear of aboriginals

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>>9612247
Naahhh, I'm way less dorky than you.
>Pet a lewd meow
And even if I am, still got you beat on cuteness.

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>>9612270
>>9612415
>The Tyranitar panics instantly, roaring and screeching, his tail a danger to any nearby. His claws rend at the mud, attempting to dig his leg out. Sand pours from his mouth and the gaps in his armor in tides as his ability kicks in.

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>>9612162
Mhm? Anything to say, my sweet?
>>9612376
Then I can stare at you while you sleep just like Drax.
>Roll for some more training.

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>>9612099
>Pat the dino.
>>9612270
>33 watches the group.
>>9612415
8, relax.
>33 tosses him bug spray.
>>9612443
>And now there's a yelling dinosaur.
Fuck, fuck.
>>9612270
>33's Ferrothorn swivels toward the group, acting as a buffer.
>Ferrothorn is Lv 50, he hasn't fully been brought up to the rest of the team.

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>>9612376
What problems? I ain't got any problems. I'm fine.
>>9612461
My swe-?! Ugh. No. Nothin'. Shut up.
>He tries to get that tail lashing under control but ultimately fails, heading back to training instead.

>>9612443
>The entire group startles and wakes up instantly, shouting in an incomprehensible tribal language
>They are visibly terrified of the angry tyranitar

>>9612415
>A bug bites him, again
>Odds, nipple

>>9612502
>The tribalmen are too shocked to react at the moment, scrambling up from their sleeping spots

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>>9612443
Oh shit...

>>9612502
>apply bugspray

>>9612551
FUCK MY NIP
FUCK THE TRIBE
>throw out trusty magnet bro

Magnezone 41 @ Choice Specs
Ability: Magnet Pull
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature

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>>9612461
>no progress!
"...That's kinda creepy, when you put it like that"

>>9612548
>holy shit two levels in a row!
"You seem kinda... well, you said it yourself, distracted"

>slurrrrrrp
>this girl drinks too much coffee

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>>9612548
Hahaha. If you say so, o master~.
>>9612651
It really is, isn't it?
>Roll for some more training.

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>>9612502
>>9612551
>>9612603
>Having no luck in freeing his leg from the mud, Lucky instead changes strategy. If he can't free himself he'll simply make himself so dangerous that none of the tribal people will come anywhere near him. To this end he bares his teeth and roars as loudly as he can, his own scales and armor rattling audibly, sand pouring from his mouth in streams more fluidly than saliva ever would. His body is held close to the ground, tail raised and ready to club anyone who comes close.