HG Thread
>>9578644 (goblin)
>She goes back to her regular outfit, of course she's running out on MP
>Rena sits down and opens her noodle soup
Well... If you want some I will share still...
Hoh Hum.... Life has been great... It's not my first time here actually, I used to come here to train... it's pretty great for that...and
...
>she smiles
You're the strongest person I've ever fought so far!
>>9578693
>sneaks up behind and hugs
Hi!
>>9578696
>Shimakaze (Male) drops the girl larger than her (him).
Shouldn't have struggled, idiot.
>>9578738
> Goblin used Chuckle.
Yeah... I get that often. I guess you put up a little more of a fight than most of the Heroes I fight, so good on you for that.
> Goblin equipped Juice Box.
> Goblin used Juice Box.
You don't think that has anything to do with being a beastman, do you? I've never really fought any before. They're usually on my side.
>since nobody complained, then I guess I'm free to ask if someone could make me a Lenny.
>do you accept (You)s as payment?
>>9578744
>Katyusha quickly pulls herself back up, searching for any weapon she might have on her. Once she realizes that she's defenseless outside of the "old-fashioned way" of fighting, she resorts to pointing at Shimakaze.
Who are you, and what do you want? You'll be in big trouble if anyone finds out you tried to kidnap ME, the best commander in the whole entire world!
>>9578767
Give me an image senpai
>>9578793
>but I just did. >>9578767
>>9578761
>Her cheeks turns red.
Am I? O-Oh well thank you... By heroes you mean... humans?
>She looks a bit gloomy at the thought of innocent humans dying but she tries to keep a cheerful spirit
I... I guess that's true, Kemono are way stronger than humans... I know a lot of us are bad, but just because they are doesn't mean I have to....
>She swallows her noodle soup, it's a bit cold but alas she has no MP left to warm it up.
You know... you seem pretty nice for someone who claim to be evil. I'm sure you really aren't.
What's your name? I'm Rena. Tendouji Rena
>>9578793
If it isn't too much to ask, you think I could get one too?
Even if I am a monster.
>>9578723
>little did the cheeky anon know that when he grabbed the oblivious anime girl's skirt he was also grabbed hold of some loose flesh. By tearing the dress away from the oblivious anime girl he also ripped the flesh free from her body. Soon the anime girl's flesh began to sizzle and bubble until it all melted away, revealing an angry and not-so-oblivious (unoblivious) skeleton underneath.
I've got a bone to pick with you! Nyeh heh heh!
>FUCKING SHOOTS YOU POP POP BRRRAAAP
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>9578744
Ooh, is that a bone in your skirt or is it just a penis?
>POINTS GUN THROUGH RIBCAGE
>FUCKING SHOOTS
DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>9578839
10/10
>>9578815
Oh. It's Honwasabi.
But yeah, I work for the Demon Lord, so I'm as evil as it gets. I've killed a lot of Heroes. Humans, dwarves, elves...
> Goblin used Homemade Rice Ball.
It's a good job. Pays well, keeps me busy.
What about you? You a Hero for hire or do you do something else on the side? I've had a few Heroes say something about having a wife and kids but I never bothered to listen.
>>9578792
>Shimakaze (Male) stares at Katyusha, visibly annoyed.
Hmph, who I am is not important. I just wanted your attention! Specifically, here!
>Shimakaze (Male) drops her (his) blue skirt, causing it to fall at her (his) ankles, revealing the boat's black thong holding a mysterious bulge.
>>9578839
>dies from the bullets from one ribcage to another
>>9578839
Nice rp
>>9578871
you're god damn right
Are you saying we gotta make a lenny to get into the next game?
>>9578870
>Hmph, who I am is not important
>>9578888
Yes
Nice quads btw
>>9578888
You didn't know?
>>9578870
>who I am is not important
WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS WHAT I AM GOING TO DO
>>9578868
>She looks horrified by what the Goblin just said, but her fiery heroic spirit is too strong to be put down like that and somehow, she still believe and knows there is a spark of goodness in Honwasabi's heart.
O-Oh I see, n-nice to meet you Honwa-san....
Oh well no.. I... I do it for free, justice shouldn't be used for money and...
>Her eyes sparkle as the mention of heroes living a family life.
I... I wish but... but I'm just a regular girl, I've got good friend to hangout with and... that's all...
...
Would you like to be my friend? We could go to the karaoke or eat ice creams maybe...
>>9578870
>mysterious bulge.
OWO
>>9578858
Yes I am quite the proficient shooter
>>9578870
Rest in peaces, bitch. Err. Pieces.
>>9578871
I know this is sincere so I thank you kindly from the bottom of my heart
>>9578870
>Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy wink nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
>>9578870
>Katyusha jumps back at the sight of Shimakaze's thong, hugging the wall with the back of her hands as she knows there's no escape.
E-Eh? What do you plan to do with me? I'm in charge here, you can't do any sort of lewd acts around or especially TO me! You'll regret it if you go through with this!
>>9578951
*grabs you*
>>9578936
you don't have a heart
>>9578906
Friend, huh?
> Goblin gained Thinking.
> Goblin used Juice Box.
Well, we did sort of just meet...
Though karaoke and ice cream sounds pretty nice.
> Goblin gained Thinking Hard.
Hmmm....
>>9578974
Well first of all - you've hurt my feelings
Second of all - shut up
Third of all - how can you go around saying others don't have hearts despite being so heartless yourself, hmm? Last reply from me.
>>9578983
Y-Yeah I know it's pretty sudden but...I... I have an idea, and I think it could work in the long term.
I know you're a good person!
>She begins to sweat in apprehension, will Honwa say yes or not?...
>>9579028
> Goblin used Sigh.
Well, alright. I guess another friend won't hurt.
>>9578955
>Shimakaze (Male) steps forward out of her (his) skirt and puts her (his) hands on Katyusha's legs, slowly trailing up them until she (he) reaches the blonde's pantsu. Upon hooking her (his) thumbs inside of the underwear of Katyusha, the boat girl (boy) promptly squats, dropping them to the floor with her (him).
Hmmmmmm...then I'll just take the risk!
Post what you're listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq_BAHIAuNw
>>9579044
>It looks like her smile is going to eat of whole face. It's radiating with joy
Oh yes! Thank you! You'll see it's going to be great between us! I'm glad to have a friend as strong as you.
>She finishes her noodle soup
That meal we shared was break. Alright, I have to go now. Let's have another sparring next time, ok? I'm sure I'll get stronger pretty quickly if we do it again...
Oh of course... if you hurt innocent... I'll fight seriously.
>She waves her hand.
Bye bye Honwa-chan. See you!
>>9579070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCuHZuYM1wg
>>9579070
The radio. Right now it's "Self-Esteem" by the Offspring.
>>9579070
https://youtu.be/NuI671YQV2c
>>9579070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RepXOI13fVI
>>9579083
> Goblin used Wave.
Alright, see you Rena.
> Goblin used Homemade Rice Ball.
> Goblin equipped Potato Fritters.
> Goblin used Potato Fritters.
> Goblin gained Stealth.
>>9579070
https://youtu.be/qwToYP44N_Q
>>9579096
God damn you're making me want to pick up a drakengard character now. Caim would fit really well in these games since he has zero reservations in killing kids.
>>9579070
https://youtu.be/NhK8Ehv6aPI
>>9579057
>Katyusha shields her eyes from Shimakaze's indecency. She may be in over her head in unimaginable measures, but she's not stupid. If this stranger can pick her up without her realizing it, she'd probably be able to counter an attack quite well. She seems to be accepting her fate to the girl (boy) for now at least.
It's not a smart one to take, creep! But go ahead and do whatever you're planning, I'll be glad to see you locked away for a long, long time once this is all over!
>>9579070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZQgvocg_Ts
>>9579231
>There are people who dislike pineapples on pizza.
>No one talks about people who dip their pizza in milk.
>>9579174
>Shimakaze (Male) then stands straight, eyeing Katyusha as she (he) removes her (his) thong with hesitation, dropping the tiny article of clothing off from her (his) body, prompting the boat's small member to sway, bouncing around when Shimakaze (Male) squats down again. This time, the ship girl (boy) grips Katyusha's skirt and tugs down on it, a devilish smile on her (his) face as she (he) strips the boisterous girl.
>>9579139
Go for it, man.
>>9579240
You can't be serious.
>>9579240
What about people who dip their pizza in pineapple juice?
>>9579308
These people are truly worse than satan.
>>9579266
>sweating man with a towel.png
>tfw shimakazefag allows me to hg and fap at the same time
>>9579250
>Katyusha opens her eyes for a split second to see Shimakaze's member hanging out, then immediately hides herself again. She gives some very, very limited resistance as Shimakaze pulls her shirt off, the worst of it being a couple of grunts and jerks of her arms. She remains there, now completely bare, her last hope being for a guardian angel to come down and rescue her from her already sealed fate.
>>9579351
>fapping to the mighty kamina
congrats on being gay
>>9579351
It's Kamina.
sorry for softening your boner.
Okay I'm back. Are we ready yet?
>tfw your fingers smell like fresh pussy
>>9579388
Yes
>>9579388
I can't enter so I guess I'll just watch
>>9579388
You BETCHA!
>>9579399
>>9579402
>>9579410
In that case, it's time for a Literal Lenny Game.
The rules are - you MUST enter with a tribute made from the templates I posted last thread: >>9578423 and >>9578434
First 24!
>>9579413
Lenny Fyxe
>>9579413
y'all fuckin know what it is i rep sosa chief keef bang bang 1 hunna bop bop o block fools
>>9579413
Reigen Lennytaka
>>9579410
>no Graveyard slot on the duel disk
this triggers me
>>9579388
When am I not?
>>9579413
Mayor of Lentown
>>9579416
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>9579413
King WeWuz
>>9579413
Terrorist Lenny
>>9579413
Lenny The Beast Hunter
>>9579413
Chika Takami
>>9579413
Lenkling
>>9579413
Poniko
>>9579413
Benny
>>9579421
It's because I don't need a graveyard anon. My monsters can only be removed from the game
>>9579436
I'm glad you like it anon. Truly a masterpiece.
>>9579356
>Shimakaze (Male) proceeds to put her (his) hands on Katyusha, holding her arms as she (he) leans in and begins to rub her (his) soft cock on her (his) victim's sex, preparing both her and herself (himself) for intercourse. The boat girl (boy)'s shaft slowly hardens, increasing in length a good amount while she (he) stares down Katyusha, the ship becoming more bold due to arousal.
Keep 'em coming folks
>>9579487
>>9579468
Aron
>>9579487
I don't have a Lenny otherwise I would enter
>>9579416
>>9579413
Lord Lenny
>>9579487
The original Lenny
>>9579487
a len
>>9579487
>>9579496
Suz
>>9579487
Slightly Disgruntled Lenny
>>9579487
Monoe
>>9579487
Lenning
>>9579356
Please stop replying to the person trying to rape your character.
>>9579466
>Katyusha's finally lets her arms down and makes actual eye contact with Shimakaze for once. Her blush intensifies as she then looks down and watches her (him) stroke her (his) cock. Her breathing speeds up a bit, waiting in anticipation for "that" moment to arrive.
>>9579413
Ryougi Shiki
>>9579413
Lennygi Ononoki
>>9579564
Looks more like sweet bro and hella jeff than lenny.
>>9579534
Ayyyy! Thanks again bro
>>9579564
That'll do
6 more!
>>9579562
>>9579590
Ryougi Lenny
>>9579590
Gay Lenny
>>9579590
Vault-Len
>>9579494
Nice.
>>9579590
Tomoka Lenny Jude
>>9579590
Astaroth Lenny
>>9579608
>>9579590
Sorry he was busy sucking cocks and forgot to color a part, use this instead
>>9579621
WHERE ARE THE HUMONGOUS JUGS
>>9579633
Hmm well... The cloning machine kind of fucked up that part... But I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. My "Lenny" is oozing with enough magical power to bring all the others down.
>>9579413
Team Magma Lenny
>>9579648
>kissu
I love these games.
Unlikely we'll get any swaps so I'll start in three minutes
>>9579662
A bit too soft for my tastes, but it's not so bad.
>Blows the anon a lascivious kiss as well
>>9579584
>>9579617
No problem.
>>9579677
I, Reigen Heyehtaka, accept this challenge.
>>9579616
>relevant
>>9579680
>bites lip
>>9579559
>Shimakaze (Male) closes the rest of the distance between her (him) and her (his) victim, the ship's tiny chest pressed against Katyusha's as she (he) suddenly thrusts forward, attempting to penetrate the previously loud girl.
>>9579677
GO our Lenny!
>>9579677
>picks the controller
I boosted my Lenny to the maximum, no chance I'm gonna lose this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHtry4zxN3c
>>9579686
This is... awesome! Ah ah!
i love aussa!
>>9579677
Looks like it's time for Tomo to snag an easy win!
>>9579686
>whitewashing lenny
>>9579677
Unleash hell my Lenny. Paint the world crimson and blue for me
>>9579699
Now that's more like it anon...
>she licks her fingers.
>>9579710
Lyna?
Now as I mentioned I found this code somewhere so I don't know how it'll be received. Also what's up with these ugly black lines?
>>9579686
>>9579689
Oh my god
>>9579710
>liking a retard
>>9579706
Your Lenny might be specced in Sex Appeal, but MINE is specced in explosives! You'll never beat him!
>>9579738
Yeeouch.
>>9579734
Ahahahaha!
>>9579738
>says the retard
>>9579738
That's rich coming from you.
>>9579738
got em
>>9579734
Yeah, keep it safe for now.
Run.. run... run
>>9579744
Oh yeah? Wanna bet? I'm always down for a little gamble.
50$ My Lenny destroys yours and/or win the game. Which one is it
Astaroth, you gotta follow instructions.
You'd think Terrorist Lenny would get the airstrike event...
NICE OF HOMER TO INVITE US OVER FOR A PICNIC, GAY LENNY
>>9579764
Terrorist Lenny.
His explosives skill is over 99!
He'll bomb the heck outta yours!
>>9579767
Oh, Tomo knows what she saw! Tomo bets it's some other magic lady like the one back at home trying to trick her!
Well joke's on them! Tomo isn't afraid of anything!
>>9579703
>Shimakaze's attempts are successful, with her (his) member penetrating Katyusha with all of its force. She lets out a small moan upon contact, but quickly bites her tongue and shakes her head once she realizes how painful this might end up being. She's starting to regret not finding a way to escape, but there's certainly no going back now.
>>9579777
Lucky seven. But that doesn't mean anything.
The bomb vs the sexbomb then, here we go. You can already prepare the money
>>9579734
>Poniko looks down at the gaping gunshot wound in her chest, before looking up at her.
>The wound reseals, and Poniko simply walks up, touches the Magma grunt on the shoulder. In an instant her body distorts in to the nightmarish form of Uboa.
>Uboa warps the poor grunt to it's trap world of nothing but screaming, and keeps her there for a few minutes before dumping her back out. She changes back to normal, staring off at nothing.
>f team magma lenny
>f poniko
>f lennygi ononoki
>f lord lenny
Oh look Astaroth's alive after all. What a confusing code.
>>9579777
Nice trips. Good luck.
>>9579767
Oh... Not only he lacked a chest but a brain as well...
>sighs.
>>9579801
You really thought you'd take down the magnificent Tomo that easily? It's your funeral, lady!
>>9579801
Oh. That's true.
Looks like Lady luck is hooking up with me today.
Let's keep going.
>>9579801
Lenny the beast hunter? But... Hmm shouldn't he trying to kil-
Oh well ah ah nevermind, he can"t see anything with all those bandages after all.
>f suz
>f monoe
>f mayor of lentown
>f benny
Dinner Blaster? How old is this code?
>>9579792
>Poniko looks down at the gaping gunshot wound in her chest, before looking up at her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0
>>9579801
>I finally thought of that event, brah
>(Player1) listens to Eurobeat in (his/her1) car, but dies in a crash because (he/she1) can't actually drift.
>This is what I get, and by extension you get, for my watching the entirety of Initial D in the span of a week
>>9579834
Oh. You've given this to the perfect person.
Tomo won't let you down!
Straight after this game I'm going to try uninstalling and reinstalling the screen capture thing to fix those black lines.
>>9579841
Alright! Is this a bloodbath, day, night or feast event?
>>9579834
World champion or not my lenny will kick the asses of anyone who stands in his way.
>>9579862
Now how does Tomo use them...
>>9579862
>Night, since all of Initial D's races take place at night
>>9579862
O-Oh....
Fuck.
I regret not making a Firefox joke last slide...
Slightly Disgruntled Lenny lives up to his name.
Talk about your flaming homosexuals.
>>9579872
Understood. Thanks again.
>>9579896
TOMO WILL GET YOU FOR THIS!
>>9579896
>No prob dude
>>9579896
>sighs
You had one job Lenny... One job...
Bow down to your true Lenny!
>>9579917
Not bad. Mine is still bigger though.
>f lenny fyxe
Wait a minute, so getting caught in a house fire is fatal, but when a plane bombs your encampment it's okay?
Why are these tributes so homophobic?
Terrorist Lenny's yo mama jokes go too far, and a celebrity has to get involved!
>>9579917
I won't be sleeping tonight...or any night, for that matter.
>>9579917
u da bes
>>9579929
Don't forget to respect Tomo too! Tomo's a lot smarter and mature than YOU are.
>>9579917
too big to bow down to.
>>9579929
Of course she is. She is not from this world after all, as sweet as it might b-
Wait. It isn't fatal... right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
Astaroth, stop it! He doesn't swing that way!
It's over, Terrorist Lenny. Reigen has the high ground.
Good to see a man is as powerful in Lenny form as he is in his true form.
>>9579917
2 big
>>9579966
Cute!
>>9579966
No harm in trying though, right?
I'm the cure for homosexuality.
>>9579966
>>9579988
Please. Sit. On. My. Face.
>>9579966
At least Terrorist Lenny survived longer than Fyxe's Lenny.
>>9580009
Yeah yeah yeah, no need to brag about it...
>Hands you 50$
You won the bet, good job.
>f ryougi lenny
>f vault-len
>f terrorist lenny
>f chika takami
>f aron
No commentary as more guests have arrived
>>9579917
More accurate version.
>>9579998
Hmm... I'd hate to dirty it anon... Besides I believe the whores next door are more akin to comply to that kind of request. You should pay them a visit.
>>9580035
Tomo thought you were some sort of monster but you're just some weird kid in a costume. Little kids should go play, not bother important people like Tomo.
>>9580056
I want your big blueberry butt brushing briskly against the brim of my brow.
>>9580042
Not bad, saving this for use later. Thanks, buddy!
>>9580081
Get outta here!
>>9580068
We all have dreams anon, but sometimes you ruin your life trying to chase them. Do you wish to end up like that? That'd be delicious anon...
And like I said, I have standards, I don't "do" anons, they feel like a cheap snack, and I only eat at feasts
>f astaroth lenny
>f reigen lennytaka
Hey that's not a paintball gun!
>>9580081
N-Not the eyes! Everywhere but not...
>>9580106
Note: Tomo sees a lot of grey.
>>9580115
how bout you see this dick
>>9580123
She'd need a magnifying glass for that.
>>9580123
How about you go to Hell.
Feast time.
And the guests are gone so more commentary up next
>tfw made my own lenny at last
>could have done something way better but stuck in craptop so I can't use tablet
>tfw late for game
Should I post it anyway?
>>9580141
Tomo won't lose to the likes of you. Tomo has cute appeal, and you've got nothing!
>>9580110
>N-Not the eyes!
Bet you say that a lot.
>>9580144
Yeah
Shit, he IS disgruntled. Must've been the constant kicking, and running around and stuff.
Winner up next!
>>9580144
Please!
>>9580145
Cute appeal? More like animal magnetism.
>>9580174
>>9580144
Just make it in five minutes, you don't need to put that much effort into it but sure thing.
>>9580174
Well the remaining tributes sure got cancer quick.
>>9580174
Dude inkling wins lmao
>>9580167
>>9580174
>>9580180
I call it Lenny the Absolute Madman. I wanted to put effort and do more stuff on another program but I lack the tools right know, oh well.
>>9580179
Don't beat yourself up, you came third.
And coming in first is...
>>9580164
People always try to poke or shoot things at them.
I know they are mesmerizing but come on..
Madness comes to a boil...
He's probably mad because his collar is off-colour
>>9580190
thank god
>>9579789
>Shimakaze (Male) bites her (his) lip upon entering Katyusha, grabbing the girl by her hips and forcing her to take her (his) sex, and the boat slowly inches forward inside of the girl, taking her (his) time to assert dominance over Katyusha. With each push forward, the boat squeezes the girl's sides, Shimakaze (Male)'s breath hot upon her (his) victim's face. She (He) slides pulls back after moving forward, removing all of her (his) length save for the tip before pushing the rod inside and deeper, the pink crown scraping at Katyusha's walls.
>>9580189
I like it.
>>9580189
>Neat
Thanks for playing everyone. Hope you had fun, and could I get some feedback on that code? Do you want to see it again?
>>9580189
I like it!
>>9580190
>>9580204
I won't lie Lenny this... is pretty disappointing.
So... it's kinda as if you won yourself?
Anyway I had fun playing it, do it more often, okay?
Thanks for hosting!
>>9580189
Hey! It looks pretty good to me! Nice job!
>>9580204
Well, at least we know the real reason why he's perpetually disgruntled.
Thanks for hosting, senpai.
test
>>9580256
icles
>>9580226
>thanks for hosting
>>9580232
>>9580226
>>9580221
>>9580211
>Thanks, I'll do a space dandy version later.
>>9580226
>And thanks for hostan Lenny.
>>9580226
Thanks for the chance.
>it definitely needs more events,other than that i thought it was fine.
>>9580226
>Thanks for hosting, Lenny.
>>9580256
>>9580267
Oh fuck, I didn't know Dandy and Satou were played by the same person. You've got some good taste.
>>9580232
I mean every tribute is me, so I guess it would've been disappointing anyway.
But yeah I can definitely do it more often!
>>9580253
Don't worry, I fixed it. Now he's even less disgruntled!
>>9580266
>>9580267
>>9580268
>>9580273
>>9580282
No problem guys.
>>9580209
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little boat trap post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” boat trap, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking boat trap's thong. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic boatfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “LOOK AT MY LITTLE BULGE IN MY BOATTRAP THONG.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>9580297
...
>>9580294
It woudn't have been if I had won!... Or any other original Lenny. That one is just... you with a weird smile!
Looking fowards the next time! Thanks again.
>>9580317
It's a pasta,cutie.
>>9580317
kys baron
post shipping charts
>>9580355
kys, I'm too lazy to make one
I miss Kamina's Megumin.
So who do you think was the best Lenny?
>>9580387
Mine
>>9580378
It takes 15 seconds nigger.
>>9580387
Reigen made two, technically, as well as Aron's and Suz's
>>9580355
>>9580355
Cba too much effort to deal with this fb tier bullshit
>>9580287
Thank you, those two are my best characters so far.Glad you like them.
>>9580387
That armored one from /ic/
>>9580355
>>9580409
>everyone has a small white shield around them protecting them from the pink ship ray
nice
>>9580397
Fuck off, I don't care about your tumblr-tier shit
>>9580418
This one?
>>9580416
BUT MUH POPUARITY CONTEST!
>>9580430
Pure lenny-kino
>>9580409
What did he mean by this
>>9580422
Except Asgore
>>9580422
Jude and Asgore got fucked, though
>>9580421
>Everyone except Baron
Kek
Was it intentionnal?
>>9580454
Don't ever talk to me again
>>9580467
t. disliked discordfag
>getting baited this easily
>>9580485
It's HG dude.
New shitposters come here to learn the basis, it's so simple
>>9580430
That's the one, good shit familia. One of these days I'll make my own detailed lenny.
>>9580461
I am the last person who should deal with ships.
>Mayor
I wish Joris Cullen was here.
>>9580501
>Accidentally ships with you
>Muffet
>>9580485
I'd take a shitstorm over the autistic lenny game shit each and every day. Bait harder.
>>9580501
SILENCE YOU FOOL, I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR WINING AND MUMBLING
GO SHIP PEOPLE NOW OR FEEL MY WRATH
I wish Aussa was here.
I wish Adachi was here
I wish Wiggins was here
>>9580513
I know. I wish based Seth were here to host the only good games this community has.
>>9580530
>>9580506
hehe change the world... transform the world....
>jorus kullen
>>9580513
>lenny game shit each and every day
I haven't hosted in weeks.
>>9580561
He is just a shitposter Lenny, ignore him. He doesn't even host
>>9580561
SHUT THE FUCK UP LENNY
JUST FUCKING DIE YOU CRINGY PEACE OF SHIT
shimakaze raping aussa's godmode avas again when
New game when
>>9580576
memeakaze is shit.
>>9580586
>Aussa
In the zone
I hit the meter
Break your throne
Me? Post leader, Ready for brawl
Gonna make it look easy even if it ain't because
I lead off, Life is short, I'm living it to the full
Cuz I don't wanna cry when my time is done
In the loophole voice telling me to run
Touch the sky son number one
Gonna find a way
Trapped in a maze, trapped in a bit of craze
And I prefer this way
No I don't cave
Especially to the ones who can't behave
Two sides to a smile look how they wave,
Waiting for my downfall my death my grave
However my light's blazing
My crews got it beam that laser
>>9580576
Please no. That was double cancer.
>>9580603
>Junko
>>9580608
kys baron
>stares
...
>spits
>>9580561
>Hug
Is ok Lenny. Caring enough to host sometimes makes you a good fella.
>>9580622
>Yukine still begging for Baron's attention
kek
>>9580355
>>9580576
Yeah when? I'm on the fast track to killing myself and I need another one of those to push me to suicide.
>>9580627
>huggu
Thanks.
>>9580639
Are you me?
>>9580610
>Brook
>>9580628
Kuga?
>>9580667
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ckR822Wu4k
I´ve been listening this for 6 times in a row
Send help.
>>9580355
>>9580355
>>9580718
>Suz x Tricky
what
>>9580718
Me x Baron?
Gee, it sure is boring around here
>>9580639
>disliked
Okay, I'll just kill myself.
>>9580747
Mah boi.
>
>>9580718
>Shipping Aikawa with me
What?
>>9580697
Nah this one is mine. I recently talked to Fyxe and had fun, so I should change that in here.
>>9580697
Not close at all.
>>9580747
My boi this peace is what all true warriors strive for
>>9580722
I like you.
god damn i just want to nut
>>9580355
>>9580784
I canhelp with that
>>9580784
>jacks her (him) off.
GGGGGGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
>>9580795
how?
>>9580803
no
I think Kaito,Garnet,Assgore,Reigen,Lenny and Kuga are the biggest shitposters. Just no one expects them.
>>9580553
>>9580845
kaito is a big shitposter, not sure about the rest
>>9580835
Suggest me someone to erp as and I'll help ya
>>9580845
>Assgore, Reigen, Kuga
Understandable
>Kaito, Garnet, Lenny
Nah
>>9580845
oh shit he knows.
>>9580796
I'm not a fan of traps tho, that way to relate us is stupid.
>>9580871
Cause you are a shitposter, just come clean faggola
>>9580875
Illyasviel Von Einzbern
>>9580897
To be honest I think 90% here shitposted once for the fun of it.
>>9580875
just some big tittied goddess
do you want something super specific?
>>9580921
Fuck off Kaito. I never shitposted.
>>9580355
>>9580925
>Thinking I am Kaito
kys
>>9580921
I refuse to believe someone has never shit posted anonymously once.
What's your definition of shitposting?
>>9580922
Yee boi
>>9580922
Oh, I can help you young dearie!
Just be kind to little ol' me, ehehe.
>>9580950
I have none, it's an instinct
>>9580958
kek
There's no way the Queen talks like that!
>>9580950
Talking shit about someone. That's pretty much it.
>>9580922
>Jumps you from behind.
>>9580950
Calling someone a gay fag
I want to fuck this mom
>>9580950
Posts I don't like.
>>9580355
Most of these yellow ones are because I've either never interacted with them, don't recognise them, or don't know about their habits.
>>9581005
She only fucks black guys. Most white girls are like that
>>9581005
That's my wife you faggot.
>>9581005
her pupils are bigger than my future
I hate niggers!
>tfw well-liked and relevant
>>9580984
>>9580991
>>9581000
>>9581012
Well you are all wrong, the actual definition of "shitposting" is posts that are off-topic and aren't helpful or of quality to the topic at hand.
HG's "topic" at hand is games. or RP. or whatever the fuck it is.
However the only real shitposting that can happen here is spamming.
>>9580892
nice le memes comrade.
>>9580931
Ohh this is a first one
I don't understand the dislike towards Soviet.
>>9581028
You mean MY wife
>>9581063
Then you haven't been thirsted after by him.
>>9581063
Because he's "thirsty"
Funny thing to say when someone else is actually ERPing in the threads and no one bats an eye (not that I mind, but the hypocrisy is strong)
Soviet is a fine guy now
>>9581059
So you're implying calling some one a gay fag is helpful and quality?
>>9581047
I hate it
>>9581063
Filthy communist, hates america, freedom, democracy and apple pie.
>>9581063
As a fag that doesn't find him that hateable, he fails at roleplaying, it's like a brick wall, though he means well, he's just not fun.
>>9581047
>tfw disliked and irrelevant
>>9581063
He's harmless. It is literally a case of oldfags ganging up on somebody they don't like because he doesn't HG the way they want him too.
>>9581090
I'd understand if you were relevant but disliked...
Relevant & liked > Literally who > Relevant & disliked
>>9581063
He's the designated patsy, it's fun to hate him.
Honestly he is annoying but it's hilarious to see him thirsting after someone. Just imagine he's IC.
>>9581047
>>9581102
>tfw liked and irrelevant
>sweeps the floor
>>9581047
>tfw mostly irrelevant and ok with it
>>9581062
First time someone disliked you?
I don't like you that much, nothing more to it
>>9581063
He's not that bad except when he's acting like a soldier of the autism army
>Gives vodka/ak-47/claymore/his dick to [female avatar]
>>9581122
Hello Kaito/Shadow/Lucky/Rover/etc
>>9581116
I thought Vert was the patsy/punching bag
>>9581111
Disliked & Relevant master race.
Faggot.
>>9581063
My hate towards Soviet is based on him asking constantly for advice on how to improve his RP only to fall back to the same pattern after some of us helped him with best intentions.
>>9581047
>tfw liked but my friends are disliked
I'm confused.
>>9581144
>Liked
Can't be me now, son.
>>9581144
Swing and a miss.
>>9581047
>mfw completely irrelevant but i'm okay with that
>>9581167
You're liked Kaito you just have some shitposters, we all do.
>>9581123
HEY
GIMME THAT BROOM OR I'LL KICK YER TITS IN
>>9581148
Vert is the one who hoards thirsty anons, he's a necessary evil.
>>9581149
Hell yeah, give me five, brother.
>tfw mixed reception despite trying very hard to be liked
>>9581172
shut up Kuga
>>9581151
You all are crappy RPers though. That's the blind leading the blind.
>>9581192
Asgore? Kek.
Well I've followed that path and... people can sense if you're a tryhard, just do your stuff and it will happen eventually
>tfw just finding out I'm disliked
>>9581192
Hey, Merak.
>>9581140
First one for these charts, I'm mostly yellow for what I've seen. And it's ok, you can never be liked by everyone.
>>9580355
>>9581192
>trying very hard to be liked
Just an advice.
Be careful with trying too hard, Anon.
>>9581194
>Kuga
Nah
>>9581123
> gets attack by random prisoner
> gets blamed for attacking the othe prisoner
> gets extra 5 days added to prison sentence
>>9581192
>trying very hard to be liked
That's the worst thing you could do.
>>9581192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9HKl8H0PWg
>>9581151
>My hate towards Soviet is based on him asking constantly for advice on how to improve his RP only to fall back to the same pattern after some of us helped him with best intentions.
Oh shit. Is Soviet Deku?
>>9581219
>Just an advice
Ok, Kuga
>>9581242
Make a chart asgore
>>9581220
Goddamnit, I really need to get to downloading and playing Hard Time.
It's in my backlog with LISA: The Hopeful and Space Funeral right now.
>>9581192
>Trying
Don't. Just do whatever.
>>9581242
Depends, who are you?
>>9581216
The lines seem kind of muddled, but...are you trying to ship me with Fooj?
>>9581188
Someone has to be a semen rod to give others a grace period
>>9581216
Accurate
>>9581190
>high fives
Hated faggots till the end.
>>9581281
Yes. Shitpost with your ava on.
>>9581238
I dunno man, Deku took the whole "Wow you stutter too much" thing really well and actually stopped doing it so often. Soviet on the other hand asks for advice yet he never follows any of it, constantly doing the same shit over and over again while bathing in self pity.
>>9581204
That's not really true. Okabe's pretty solid, and so is Kamina when he actually tries. There are quite a few diamonds in the rough really, they're just not the majority.
>>9581281
>not trying to do anything will make you a literally who
False.
Just be yourself man, if "yourself" is good enough to be liked you will be that's all.
Just be genuine.
>>9581281
Do you actually want to build some kind of reputation here?
>>9581188
It's usually the same 2-3 anons though.
>>9581281
You should just act like yourself. If you act differently just to be liked, you'll befriend people that are not compatible with you on the long run. If you act like yourself, you'll become friends with those who actually fit you.
>>9581287
Yeah, sure!
Who are your other avas, btw? Cos I don't think you and I have ever interacted as goat and person.
>>9581249
B-But I'm not Kuga
>>9581281
There's a line between trying to do anything and forcing everyone to like you, Just do what this anon said
>>9581301
>>9581281
No, that will only get you disliked directly.
Just stop trying. No one likes try-hards.
Host relatively often, don't get into drama with other avafags, help others whenever you can and you'll be good to go.
>>9581317
>No one likes try-hards
you sure about that, dude?
Just beee yourself
>>9581281
Asellus is that you?
>>9581317
>Host relatively often, don't get into drama, help others
How To Become A Dull Literally Who: The Guide
>>9581277
Looks like either Fyxe or Baron
>>9581299
Okabe's decent. Kamina's garbage, his idea of RP is padded bullshit and forced memes. He ain't a roleplayer, he's a memer, and yes I've seen him in action when he's "trying". It's basic, over-written shit that only impresses people who can't rp for shit to begin, never read a book with polysyllabic words, or only want to fuck his disposable avas.
>>9581338
How old are you?
>>9581364
I am a 5000 year old demon shota
>>9581347
I do that and I'm on the chart and well-liked overall.
>>9581374
>meme answer
So, 14. Got it.
>>9581349
Oh, right. Sorry, I don't really pay attention to who avas who. Yeah you're okay in my book.
You got a Discord or something?
>>9581349
Sorry mate, but you began saying things like
>"I know everyone will hate me because I'm not like [someone who left and picked one of their characters] and I wish to talk with them"
>"I wished I could have seen HG threads during Apr-May 2015"
>>9581349
To be fair you've done a lot of stupid shit too and that's the main reason why you get shitposted