HG Thread
LOOKS LIKE I'LL JOIN IRON D-
>>9563360
HOW MANY DO I GET
>>9563275
Starly is the best birb pokeyman
>>9563256
Huuuh? Well I guess that would make me an alien.
Anyway, sure. You can have all the ice cream you want, so make extra sure to enjoy it.
>she conveniently conjures up some ice cream comes in the same fashion as before
I'm gonna go head out for a little while. I have important alien things to do, you know? See you around Cream!
>>9563381
All you can eat.
Free hugs if you join the SUPER COOL TEAM OF GOOD VIBES AND HAPPINESS
>>9563275
YOU GUESSED IT
>>9563337
I don't know what yer getting at, but I don't see how this means you'll kick my ass. Candle or not, if I think ya need a spankin' then you'll be getting one.
>>9563391
ALRIGHT COUNT ME IN
>>9563341
No! it means that my only option is the police now
Entry will be in this thread btw
t. yuno
If ya join pandemonium or whatever ya get a free one night stand with the team leader. She's blue and has a big chest. Think about it.
>>9563436
I don't fuck smurfs, sorry.
>>9563398
To call it courting death would be a dire understatement. But no matter, I've other, more pressing matters to attend to.
>She turns about, her wings fluttering dramatically in the gesture, before she moves and begins to fly off.
Murderous Games 230
>>>FIRST 48!
>NAME
>IMAGE
>FACTION (OPTIONAL)
Please put what faction you are entering for directly before your name.
It makes things easier.
Cowboy tunes to get in the mood:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTfkmcJZK7A
JOIN US IRON DOGS IF YOU'RE MADE OF STERNER STUFF!
>>9563450
Shin-chan
>>9563450
Gal Reigen Arataka
>>9563450
Good Vibes Haru
>>9563412
That's not nice. I just picked it randomly
>>9563450
IRON DOG GASCOIGNE
>>9563450
The fleet's idol, Naka-chan!
>>9563450
Bulleta
>>9563450
Gal Kim Pine
>>9563450
Ryougi Shiki
>>9563450
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU
GALS
>>9563450
Pandemonium leviathan
>>9563450
Lana's mother GBP
>>9563450
Gal Inkling
>>9563450
Len
>>9563450
Lenny
>>9563450
Ichiya Amakaze
Bullet Club
>>9563450
Monochrome Mayor of Cantown
>>9563450
Pandemonium Leader Astaroth
>>9563450
Monochrome Registeel
>>9563450
Tails
>>9563450
Monochrome Leader Aikawa
>>9563413
When will you realise that you're wasting your time?
I'm like a force of nature, unstopable!
The angrier you make me, the more destruction I bring!
Well, until I get bored. Then I go play Hide and Seek
>>9563450
Cirno
>>9563450
a man
>>9563450
Cream
Am I allowed to join under the Super Cool Team? It sounds super nice!
>>9563390
>smiling, Cream takes the ice cream cones and waves to the alien as she begins to leave
Oh my gosh, it looks so delicious! Thank you so much for giving this all to me! See you later, Lum! I think I might still be here when you get back, so don't worry about me! Buh-bye!
>>9563450
Gals Windows XP-tan
>>9563450
Leomon
>>9563447
But she's a big girl.
>>9563450
Shirazu Ginshi
The Pandemonium
>>9563450
Dog Mom
>>9563450
Bullet Club Mikun
>>9563450
Monochrome Night Dog
>>9563450
Catling gun
>>9563450
Brotherhood Member Dale Cooper
>>9563450
Monochrome Marie Korbel
>>9563450
Iron Dog Ridley
>>9563450
Pandemonium Ahri
>>9563450
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9563450
Good Vibes Phil Elverum
>>9563450
Monochrome Ash
>>9563450
a fucking Byeah
>>9563450
Sagiri
>>9563450
Pandemonium Emi
>>9563450
Monochrome Monoko
>>9563450
Miku's ass Good vibes
>>9563450
Chief Thunder
>>9563529
BETRAYER
>>9563450
Iron Dog Agrias
>>9563458
Looks like I can finally post. Thank you for hosting last game
>>9563450
Kaho
Female
>>9563450
King WeWuz of the Brotherhood
>>9563450
Bullet Club
THE ULTIMATE BIG DOG
>>9563535
>>9563450
Denied anal
>>9563450
Altera
>>9563450
Plasma Grunt
>>9563450
Kongou
Pandemonium
>>9563533
I forgot what faction I was in to begin with. Which one was it?
>>9563543
Denied Anal was the hero we needed, but didn't deserve.
>>9563556
Iron Dogs haha
>>9563559
Nice falseflag
>>9563450
Kaito
Good vibes.
>>9563561
Now we just need Ginger Powder
>>9563450
Magma Grunt
Iron Dogs
>>9563564
I know it wasn't that one
If I made any mistakes now's when you point them out.
Also swaps I guess.
>>9563584
Was it Gals?
>forgot to wear sunscreen while doing yard work for 6 hours
I feel like a fucking roasted tomato.
>>9563591
>>9563491
>>9563579
>>9563591
>>9563475
>>9563500
>>9563514
>>9563526
It's a while you guys. Especially you Ginshi... I hope you didn't rust since the last game. The only one that are allowed to be are the pitiful steel puppies.
Let's bring them all down.
>>9563547
Ooh~ A new member? Ah ah ah welcome welcome sweetie! You've got the style to be with us. I really like your outif.
>>9563591
>I picked the wrong faction, cpuod I please go back to gal pals please?
>>9563596
I believe it was
>>9563591
Is it alright if you could change my picture to this one, please?
>>9563591
>Kaho mutters a quick prayer, wishing herself and her district luck for the upcoming fight
>>9563591
Looks fine to me.
>>9563450
Gal Misuzu
>>9563591
>>9563526
>>9563547
>>9563591
>[REGISTEEL used Iron Defense!]
^^^
>[REGISTEEL's Defense rose sharply!]
>Registeel's body is ready.
...
>>9563591
So I get payed how much for doing this? Yeah, yeah. Thanks a lot, dipshit! Good for nothing...
>Hanging up her phone, she looks towards the roster with a big, childlike grin.
Hello everyone! Please go easy on me!
>>9563591
I'm ready to start when you are
>>9563450
Some faggot that won't arpee to any of the slides and is just taking up a spot because he can but is actually late so this post doesn't affect anything in the natural course of this timeline
>>9563547
>>9563591
Do the swap thing
>>9563591
Let's have some -real- fun!
>>9563618
Ah.. It's good to be back an--
>>9563547
>Ahri grits her teeth, eyes darkening as her hair stands on end.
And just what are YOU doing...?
>>9563591
LET'S SLAY THOSE BEASTS!
>>9563591
There might only be three of us, but we ain't giving in no matter what! Alright guys, let's push it to the limit and take down these guys!
>>9563649
You're supposed to link your own entry post too.
>>9563591
I'm ready to kick ass, but the amount of people we have is a lot less this time around.
>>9563618
I don't remember when the last game was.
I kinda think it's funny that we have a lot less people this time around. What the fuck did ya do to scare 'em off? I also wanna know why I'm the only guy on this team. It makes me look like a wuss.
>>9563591
Looks ready to me, sir!
Let's do our best, Bullet Club!
>Puts a bounty on your head
>>9563618
False flattery. A waste of time and effort. I am for my own machinations. If you and your band of followers somehow assist me then that will be accepted. There is also a possibility that they will get in my way. Were that to happen I will eliminate them without hesitation.
>A holographic interface is infront of the shipgirl while she is talking to the demon, showing various faces of competitors. Notably when Ahri's face shows up, she adds a red skull on her image's forehead before closing the interface with a smile on her face.
>>9563591
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9563620
>cpuod
Stop typing with your ass, Miku.
>>9563684
>Kills horse
>Last witness killed
>>9563591
Okay!
>>9563684
>sues
>lawyers puts bounty on you due to false accusation
>you like this
>>9563495
Of course you can join us! We're always looking for new members, especially now because of uh, recent events. But you don't have to worry about anything, you'll have tons of fun with us, and I won't forget about my promise of free hugs!
>>9563487
You could atleast black and white your images y'know
>>9563640
>filename
>I can be your angle or yuor devil
>angle
>yuor
Did you let Red name your file?
>>9563669
But it takes more time, and if they already know who it's swapping why even do it?
>>9563712
>The joke
>
>
>
>
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>Your head
>>9563712
It's a meme you dip
>>9563712
>>>>>Not knowing the meme
>>>>>>not getting the joke even if you don't know the meme
kys newfag
>>9563712
It's a meme you dip
>>9563712
its a meme you dip
>>9563610
Thank you!
>>9563636
>kisses because nobody will swap
>>9563637
>>9563649
You are wasting a gift you should not waste. Tardiness is not a trait to be rewarded.
>>9563655
Stand in my way of my own development and you might discover. I have been told you are the last of species. If you wish to be the cause of their extinction, I suggest you stay away from me.
>>9563712
how woke are you
>>9563676
Yeah! I like the vibes you're putting out. With that attitude us getting the crap kicked out of us would be uh... less damaging? Yeah, less damaging!
>>9563699
>
>>9563707
I'm on mobile at the moment, otherwise I would have.
>>9563675
A wuss? Oh come on, you should feel delighted. A lot of men would kill to be in your position.
Then again, I remember our time in jail and...
>she chuckles
I don't think I should be surprised. You really liked the showers back there.
>>9563655
>>9563691
>Astaroth doesn't seem phazed in the slightest, she had already had her fair share of traitors and mercenaries.
Mighty talk, you sellswords are really all the same, though I might add, you have a bit of class to your spee-
Oh hey Ahri. It's a pleasure to see you. You guys know each others?
>>9563739
>Wipes her face of any evidence of your kiss
Somehow I feel even worse than I did before.
>>9563712
Fucking dumbass nitpicker.
>Misses faction games because I was busy with vidya
Fuck
>>9563740
Clearly I have every reason to question your 'development' as I remember what you did -last- time you entered a game under a new banner...
>The kitsune's tails bristle, moving erratically behind her.
Not that I don't trust you...
>She attempts a smile.
We don't have to fight each other.
>>9563767
"Know each other?" You could say that...
>>9563610
Done
>>9563620
Done
>>9563626
Sure thing
>>9563637
Done
>>9563648
same
>>9563649
Too late.
Neutral: 17
Monochrome: 7
Gals: 7
Pandemonium: 5
Iron Dogs: 4
Good Vibes: 3
Bullet Club: 3
Brotherhood: 2
Tomomo's:NOT REPRESENTED
Muricans: NOT REPRESENTED
Saints: NOT REPRESENTED
Akatsuki: NOT REPRESENTED
Fairy Tail: NOT REPRESENTED
BLOODBATH
Welcome to the frontier. It didn't take long for the lawless to separate themselves from the lawful it seems. Good luck.
>>9563800
Uh, magma grunt's image is looking kind of... cancerous
>>9563691
I'll tell ya right here and now that I ain't really a follower. I'm doin' this for money, not because I particularly like any of these people.
>>9563767
I remember you not cleaning up yer area, which pissed me off more than it should have.
A-And how the fuck do ya know I liked the showers? Ya can't be peeking on me while I'm doing that! That ain't fucking right invading someone's privacy!
>>9563704
Really? Then I promise you that I'll try my best to help out! I've been in a team before, and I bet that this will be a piece of cake! We even have three people just like my team had!
You can count on me, mister!
>>9563800
I'm ready when you guys are!
>>9563800
YOU KNOW WHAT'S BETTER THAN ONE LAYER OF BULLETPROOF? TWO LAYERS OF BULLETPROOF
>>9563815
lol
>>9563815
>I don't browse knowyourmeme
or 4chan, apparently. Do you browse anything at all?
>>9563815
>I was only pretending to be retarded
>>9563836
But cosndier this
THREE levels of bulletproof
>>9563800
Big dog huh... You don't have enough power to call yourself a predator, old man.
>>9563837
Is there a spinning colored/golden "WEW" gif? I've been looking for one for the longest time and haven't been able to find one
>>9563800
That's a nice Magma grunt,Yuno.
>>9563694
My B
>>9563800
>Getting behind the woman, Kaho strikes once with the makeshift weapon before quickly leaving, heading off into the town.
>>9563853
THAT'D BE STUPID, IT'S LIKE EIGHTY DEGREES OUTSIDE, IT WOULD BE TOO HOT. USE YOUR BRAIN, ANON.
>>9563800
>[LEVIATHAN used Thunder Wave!]
~~~
>[REGISTEEL is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!]
•••
>[REGISTEEL is paralyzed! It can't move!]
>[LEVIATHAN used Pin Missile!]
¤¤▪▪¤¤
>[Hit 4 times!]
>[It's not very effective...]
>[REGISTEEL fainted!]
---
>>9563699
Someone here has to be!
>>9563800
>Skipping onto the stage, surrounded by butterflies, she looks to be the spitting image of an innocent girl.
It's been too long since I got to do this. Hope I din't get any rusty.
>>9563450
Vinny
Good Vibes
I WAS MERELY PRETENDING TO BE DIMWITTED XDDDDDD
SILENCE THYSELF FOOL
>>9563800
Courtney you want me to wear this fox disguise for HOW long?!!
>>9563868
temperture doesn't fucngik matter when you're safe as a fucking nun
hit me up with that steel balls nigga
>>9563797
You are a curious creature. Do you not desire to discover why I did so? Then listen well: The creatures that dwell here are surprsingly predictable. They are comfortable on their own rigid, set ways of life. But when the river takes a new band or one wave is different than the other. Chaos ensues.
Hypocrisy. For factions that claim to be united in either brotherhood or friendship, it's so easily broken once someone does not fall in line like an obedient sheep. And the results went above my expectations.
>>9563767
I can technically not betray you for I have never sworn an oath of loyalty. Bonds are like cinders in the ocean to me. Maybe that will change. If your..organisation somehow assists me, I will not forget it
>>9563817
You do what must be done to provide for yourself. I cannot say my motivations are the same. My only concern is that these..creatures are at the very least capable of not making imbeciles of themselves.
>>9563899
>Tetsutetsu digs into his backpack and hands Anon a copy of Steel Ball Run
>>9563800
With all of this... We should have enough to make it...
>Ahri looks over a strange device that says "CD Player"
Maybe Kongou would like a gift? We can put all this hatred behi-- MY HORSE!
>She drops all the items she grabbed, including the player, in her shock.
>>9563833
>>9563800
Make that two now that Phil's gone and...yeah. We have some other people on our side too, like Kaito - he's super funny and we've been friends for a long time. There's also Machi, she's really nice, and you might get along with her! Then there's you, our newest and coolest rookie, and me, Haru! We don't have leaders because nobody here's cooler than anybody else, but I'm sort of the spokesperson that makes all the big decisions like land placement and stuff like that.
>>9563911
oh shit nigga is this that titanium sphere marathon comic i've been hearing about
thanks mateo i'm going to read the FUCK out of this
So Astaroth=Fyxe wasnt a meme after all.
>>9563800
Seems like Haru is still salty about Ash
>>9563800
Alright! Let's unleash hell everyone!
>>9563817
>She smirks.
I just... know
Your inmates liked it as well from what I can remember. Oh don't worry though, I didn't record anything... Your voice is good enough as a weapon.
>>9563903
Fine. Just do what you must and we'll do as well. As long as it involves spilling blood on the battlefield.
>>9563797
Is she one of your exes? Another failed love story? Oh well, she seems competent enough and that suffices for me. If you really feel like blowing her up though... try to bring 4 other people with her okay
>winks
>>9563903
Don't ever refer to me as a creature ever again.
And I hope yer not serious. We're just as dumb as the rest of 'em. I once killed three people from this team in one game, one of them being the leader. Ya can't tell me that ain't fuckin' dumb.
>>9563936
I TOLD YOU FUCKERS AND YOU DIDN'T FUCKING BELIEVE ME
>>9563800
having MANY problems, commentary later
>>9563911
MY FAVORITE PART FROM MY HERO ACADEMIA IS WHEN TETSUTETSU GIVES A COPY OF STEEL BALL RUN FROM THE JOJO MANGA SERIES MADE BY HIROHIKO ARAKI TO A RANDOM CITIZEN
I AM BEWILDERED BY SUCH AMAZING CANONICAL PORTRAYAL
>>9563974
>>9563974
M-Monoko I...
>She feels bad but quickly regains her composure
You're just too powerful to be allowed to compete. Sorry but it has to be done. Don't hold it against me!
>>9563974
Aww, I had a good feeling about Gascoigne but there he went and got shot.
>>9563974
If you think I'll let you beat me without a fight, you have another thing coming!
>>9563984
STOP YELLING, IDIOT
>>9564000
Why is there a straw.
>>9563974
Gyah...It's so hot, I need to find water soon, and worst of all I have sand in my shoes!
>>9563800
Oh.. well, at least I can see good stuff in this town
>>9563974
EXCEPT FOR THIS IDIOT, GET OUT OF HERE!
>>9563984
Post with your ava fuckboi, let's see your stunning RP, show us how it's done
>>9563960
Yer fucking kiddin' me! Ya actually saved what I fucking said to ya!? No offense leader, but yer disgusting. I actually kinda hope I die now so I don't win for yer disgusting group of demonic whores!
>>9563974
See what I mean? We're dumb as hell.
>>9563974
Freakshows like that thing deserve worse than this. Next time I'll pump it full of lead.
>>9563974
Don't forget that our alliance is only temporary. Were you to stand in my way, I'll not hesitate to spill your blood.
>>9563974
>She tries to put on her best attempts at intimidation.
G-Get out of here kid or you'll be dog meat!
>Shes not very good at it
>>9563960
>>9563974
If you wish for my aid for longer than a single day, you will instruct your minions to not obstruct me.
>>9563962
Human are creatures to me as much as the fish in the sea. Your error is natural. Humans are flawed by nature. You should not let an error become a mistake by refusing to correct it.
>>9564017
I don't know myself... I bought that shirt from a really cheap shop.
Probably for some kinky stuff if you ask me.
>>9563928
>>9563974
Well, you won't need to worry about us losing this at all, because I'm super sure that we'll land a spot somewhere in the top places! I really hope that we won't lose, though, because it seems like we're kind of on our own this time...
>she stops, more than horrified that she had just lynched a person with her supposed leader telling her to do so
M-Mister? Are things like those what this team is supposed to do?
>>9563960
>The kitsune puffs out her cheeks at the mention of the explosion before she shrugs.
What can I say? I like spreading the love...
>>9563974
>Ahri looks over to Lenny.
...Who's... Who's horse is this?
>Credits start to roll as the last line of the film is uttered and audiences are confused as hell.
>>9563974
Perhaps I left too quick...
>The priests mutters a prayer as she wanders through the desert, hoping she will be answered with a drink soon
>>9563974
>>9564000
>>9564037
>>9564045
>Unfortunately, Monoko does not need to breath.
>So she just sits there wildly kicking and flailing in the air looking incredibly confused as she's being hanged
>>9564038
I ain't even human, lady. If I was I wouldn't be in the damn group, and just because yer mad I kill ya doesn't mean ya gotta make snide remarks about me to my face. Maybe I didn't like the way ya talked while we journeyed through the desert? Ever thought of that?
>>9564065
>It took her a long time to realize it was a hanging. She just thought the punishment was exile.
>>9564023
Do it first, pussy ass motherfucker.
>>9563974
36 tributes remain
Neutral: 17 -> 14
Gals: 7 -> 6
Pandemonium: 5
Iron Dogs: 4 -> 3
Monochrome: 7 -> 3
Brotherhood: 2
Good Vibes: 3 -> 2
Bullet Club: 3 -> 1
NIGHT ONE
>>9564038
Gishi? Oh hum... Well that guy is kind of a wild card really. He probably has a plan in mind though.
>>9564028
Hey now Gishi.... are you sure you want to play that game with me? Not everybody can pull an Archer. YOU SIGNED a contract with me and there is no way you can revoke it.
Oh by the way, don't harass the new recruit too much, she might be useful I'd hate for her to leave.
>>9564065
...Why didn't you let Monoe fight...
>>9564102
I'm not the one insulting someone's RP here kid, you are, so if you think their RP is so bad, you show them how it's done you little bitch
>>9564079
That would be a possibility but unless the heat of the sun made my social protocols delirious, I did not utter a single word during our ride before you made the decision to escape with my mount.
I do not blame you. I would have done the same, most likely.
>>9564105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpFw-tI_JpI
>>9564045
>>9564065
>Haru stares at Monoko as his face slowly turns from its usual never-ending smile to horror in realization of what he's done.
I-I've made a really big mistake...like, a REALLY big mistake. I didn't think she was actually going to suffer that much...a-at least she just wakes up outside of the arena once this is over. I'm so sorry!
>>9564105
Guns? Why would I know anything about those awful things? I'm just a simple girl in this world.
>As she says this, she's paying a lot of attention to what's in her basket.
>Merak is samefagging for his team again
Lol
>>9564105
Someone should have informed me..that whiskey contains..alcohol. Commencing toxin purge sequence.
>>9564106
Then he should execute his plan quickly before I grow tired of him. I do not tolerate cowards or fools around me.
>>9564105
>Ash tosses away the gun in disgust
Such a primitive thing, as for you fat man...I'll let you live, you might make good bait for the others.
>>9564105
This seems rather pointless. How is this meant to help us last longer?
>>9564065
>she watches in horror, not wondering how to react to something as horrible as a child being hanged. With her being a six-year old and never seeing a hanging before, she assumes she's still alive
M-Miss? Are you okay?
>>9564105
>out of fear of the earlier incident happening to her, Cream breaks into the cabin and hides in the bed, Cheese right next to her as she shivers in fear.
I didn't think that was going to happen! It's what he told me to do!
>>9564105
>"dont make eye contact, dont make eye contact!!"
Y-yeah, what she said.
>>9563903
I know why you did it... You explained it back then...
I'd just rather you not do such a thing again... You're fighting for us, and I thank you...
>She continues to eye the ship girl warily.
>>9564105
Hmmm... How about... Mad Marie?
>Ahri scratches her head between her ears.
I.. Can't really think of anything else.
>>9564095
>>9564106
>>9564151
>>9564164
>She continues flailing about on the noose helplessly. The monochrome girl lets out a few confused and more than slightly distressed choked babbling noises.
>There's no signs of her tiring out anytime soon.
>>9564105
DAY TWO
Of foxes and rabbits;
The foxes for the frontier tend to be more timid, choosing to hide when threats present themselves. While the latter is much more forceful and wrathful, even as much so as to bring down destruction upon all of it's surroundings.
>>9564007
I want to fuck this lino
>>9564169
You are a fool, fox woman.
I will never allow myself to be a puppet again. Not for Pandemonium. Not for The Code. Not for Astaroth.
And certainly not for you. You have foiled my achievements far too often for me to ignore. At best this is a partnership of convenience. Nothing more.
>>9564124
Can't request to show an ava if you ain't doing it either, fucktoy.
Also
>insulting someone's RP
Calm your autism.
>>9564200
HELL YEAH
>>9564182
Still so many going strong.
>>9564151
>>9564181
>Cream glances towards the child, ultimately deciding to look at the boy in horror for clarity on what to do
Suffer? Mistake? Mister, she's going to be okay, right? She looks like she's really in pain and I don't like it! What do we do? How can we help her?
>>9564182
Ragh!
>the worst Cream does is throw a stuffed toy around in anger and tip a chair over. The fox reminds her of Tails, so she wouldn't dare hurt her while she's mad
>Tfw genji single ults you.
I want to cry
>>9564182
That...was a lot closer than I had hoped it to be.
>>9564053
>she smirks
And that's why I love you as well.
Let your love burn and... if we end up being the two remaining members this time again...
>She takes out a long fun.
I shall be sure to give you every inch of mine
>>9564157
The guy is a kind of a braindead though. His machinations are an enigma. I believe you're talking to him? You two should settle this then.
>>9564182
>She fires bullet, flying like a dead angel above him, but fails to do any serious damage.
...Damn... It's empty now.
I will come back! Be sure of it!
>She flies away
>>9564182
Was your home nice? Mine was. A little too cold and too much water though.
>>9564228
>GitGudParsee.
>>9564228
I sympathize with you at least a little bit.
>>9564182
>At first she would have cursed so much it would make a pirate blush. But then she got an idea when someone started working up to her. She begins to jump and cheer with the material.
I'm rich! Loaded! I don't need to work again! Oh you want this? Maybe we can make a deal. Hows bout for 5000 dollars and the gold's all yours.
>>9564228
Nice blog cancer
>>9564228
heh....
get out of my sight, weakling...
>runs away in japanese
>>9564200
A win for us means a win for Us I hope you realize...
>The mention of her failed achievements brings a small light to her eyes.
Is that so? Then clearly the best course of action is to remove me from your path... For Good. Failing to do so would be a colossal mistake.
Wouldn't you agree?
>>9564182
>Ahri jumps under a table, covering her head.
Ah... G-great... Just when I was starting to get somewhere...
>>9564228
Fuck off Xayah
>>9564181
Oh come on now. Are you dead or what? You should have reincarnated outside the arena already.
>She slices the rope with the edge of her hand.
@9564155
Nobody cares.
>>9564105
DIE! STAY THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY!
>>9564106
I don't wanna pull an Archer. I may be angry, but I'm not stupid. I'll wait until the rest of ya are dead and then go somewhere else looking for money. I'm just...mad you still have that recording. I didn't think you were that smart.
>>9564126
>he looks back and notices she's still walking
How have you not died yet!? It's way too hot here! I don't think anyone would've lasted this long...it's almost as if yer some kinda ghoul or something...
And if ya do the same I'll be sure to fuck ya up. I don't want some woman manhandling me.
>>9564182
Do I really look like a "her" to you?
But yeah, it succeeded because it was my gang. It would've failed if it were anybody else.
>>9564182
29 tributes remain.
Neutral: 14 -> 11
Gals: 6 -> 5
Pandemonium: 5
Iron Dogs: 3 -> 2
Monochrome: 3 -> 2
Brotherhood: 2
Good Vibes: 2 -> 1
Bullet Club: 1
NIGHT TWO
WHERE'RE THE CUPCAKES I WAS PROMISED
>Parshit's shitposting gets more replies than the game's slides
Fucking kek
>>9564228
>tfw a knight rends 3 of my Genji pieces in a row with less 3% chance of success.
>>9564278
>throws basket full of cupcakes at you
>>9564239
>>9564182
It seems that I underestimated him then. A well executed heist. I stand corrected. Atleast one of your minion is competent
>She tosses her cut of the score towards the demon after taking five gold coins for herself. The sack of gold/whatever is inside lands with a thud.
Keep it.
>>9564214
Silence. Know your place. This is not your conflict.
>>9564259
Perhaps you are right. Maybe you should eliminate me permanently. But you have forgotten a single crucial detail that makes this desire of you impossible. I will leave you with the quest to find out what it is.
>>9564181
>>9564227
It's uh, it's gonna be okay, I promise! She'll be fine, just trust me. You'll see in a little while...uh, just find a way to get her down from there for right now, I'll start looking for other solutions too. It's not the nicest first team effort for us two, but it'll turn out okay in the end! I guarantee it!
>>9564273
Looks like I don't need to put it down after all. Keh! No need to waste any bullets.
>>9564273
H-HOW MUCH DID WE DRINK?!!
>>9564307
THANKS
>>9564309
O-Oh..
>>9564273
Oh, Lenny is doing pretty alright. I've got a good feeling. I think this is your game Lenny!
>>9564188
You humans can be so strange sometimes. And disturbing, but that's beside the point
>>9564227
>>9564262
>>9564311
>At least she didn't, in fact, look pained. When the rope's cut, she lets out a brief "WAAH-" before slamming in to the ground
>face-first.
>She just squirms there for a bit
>>9564273
Ghh-! I-I assure you, I can help you if y-you let me live...
(Is this considered betrayal? I must try to break this alliance as soon as possible.)
>>9564322
What if I told you i'm not a human?
>>9564239
>Ahri grins, reaching back into her sleeve, casually half-drawing a shotgun she got AGES ago.
Don't worry... I'll make sure to get nice and close if it's just the two of us.
I'd want to make it special, you know? You did say you'd show me just what you're capable of...
>>9564273
>The shotgun as a distraction, a single shot rings out from her hip as her sleeves shiver.
But you'll have to do better than that...
>>9564269
>All that is ''said'' is a smile on her face as she took a moment to study the peculiar creature
You are one of the unenlightened masses who have only started to scratch the possibility
>>9564273
...Ha..Hahahahaha. Perfect. Already does her inner beast rise above. She might be able to prove my judgment of her to be false before this game is over.
>>9564269
>She licks her own fingers.
Oh now now Gishi? Are you ashamed or your voice? You shouldn-... Okay maybe you should but it's a real oddity, I never met a sound so annoying in my life.
You're a walking death machine, do you understand that Gishi?
You should scream aloud and distill fear in your opponent's hearts.
>>9564273
A-Ahri?...
...
>She stands still, mouth and eyes agape. Pain and pleasure dancing on your face.
You were right...
Size isn't everything...
...
That was beautiful...
>She drops dead.
THE STATE OF HG
>>9564342
I'd need some sort of proof. And you'd still be strange
>>9564273
DAY THREE
Miku's lazy ass never does anything, no wonder it's so fat.
Someone manages to disable the murderous catling gun, but no doubt we haven't seen the end of it's carnage yet.
>>9564369
FOr being a bottled substance of poison. When emptied it is remarkably powerful
>Three whiskey bottle events in a row. Can someone cap it? I'll give you a virtual kissu if you do.
>>9564359
What the fuck Hoshi?
>>9564273
Mine's the best because we're the nicest! I might no be able to understand you, but I bet that you won't be able to fire back at me!
>>9564311
>>9564334
>she pauses, staring at the child with a scared expression. After a while, she begins to look back at Haru with the same expression
Mister, I don't like what she's doing. She looks like she's really hurt and I don't like seeing people hurt! Now that she's out, what can we do to help her get better?
>>9564369
Why is everyone dressed so weird? Back at home, mom never said anything about places like this. The juice here smells funny, too...
>>9564334
>Astaroth reaches for Monoko, lending a gentle hand.
I knew you weren't dead!
...
Are you okay now?
>>9564343
>She is in stasis in the HG limbo
You... You didn't disappoint me in the least.
Oww... Is this how heaven's feel? It's like lust... but smoother. For once I don't mind not having the upper hand but...
Don't worry, next time I'll get you!
>She respawns outside the arena and picks up her cheerleading outif
Now you've got to win for us all! Do your best!
>>9564387
kek
>>9564387
>tfw there's a star fetish general
>tfw there's no tetrahedron fetish general
>>9564273
I'm gonna find whoever's sending me this shit and stab 'em. I hate feeling like I'm important, only to be let down roughly.
>>9564345
Why doncha enlighten me then? Leaving me to wonder what the fuck ya are isn't gonna do anything for ya, because as it stands now yer nothing more than a bitch.
>>9564346
I ALREADY DO THAT, BUT IT'S A DIFFERENT FEELING WHEN YA GET ME SAYING SOMETHING EMBARRASSING!
I can't actually remember what it is I said, but I know it was fuckin' weird.
And can ya not lick yer fingers and wink at me all the time? It makes me feel a bit weird. Just be normal for once, leader.
>>9564369
How's it feel being used by all kinds of people all across the world, XP?
>>9564390
>As if nothing ever happened, she jumps to her feet.
What was the rope for?
>>9564413
Uhuh! Is that how people sleep? It was really uncomfortable.
>>9564387
Wow. He has sunken to a new low. Must be going through withdrawal from a lack of (you)s
>>9564278
>Throwa Pancakes
>>9564369
>The hooded girl screams in pain as the bullet scrapes her. She can barely manage her smile as she looks up to her attacker.
Next time we meet, I'm having calamari!
>>9564309
I've told you. He is an enigma but some mysteries are better left uncovered.
>She takes the money, her eyes glistering with greed.
Kongou, is that it? You say you're only with us to achieve your own plan, but you already fits like a glove in that team if you ask me.
Keep going on like that.
>>9564369
26 tributes remain.
Neutral: 11 -> 10
Gals: 5 -> 4
Pandemonium: 5 -> 4
Iron Dogs: 2
Monochrome: 2
Brotherhood: 2
Good Vibes: 2 -> 1
Bullet Club: 1
NIGHT THREE
An ass proves to be a well below average heist manager.
Dog mom takes down her foe with her secret move, the dreaded tackless. Watch out for her everyone.
As always, coyotes ruin everything. It's amazing they haven't risen up and taken over civilization yet.
>>9564457
>Smacks them out of the air
NOT IN MY HOUSE
>>9564319
>kissu
>>9564309
I never said I want to eliminate you..
>Her eyes narrow again as she slowly puts her gun away.
And yet, wouldn't telling me just save us all a lot of time and energy that could be put towards... Better things?
>>9564346
>Ahri swallows hard, clenching her teeth behind closed lips.
I'm sorry... It was going to happen eventually but... I wish it could have been... more.
You deserved a better climax to this adventure...
>>9564369
>Frantic gunfire rings out.
>The tumbleweeds continue their advance.
>They are not stopped by the loss of their numbers.
I don't think we're going to survive this!
Whoops, I missed the faction war thing. I hope Archer doesn't get mad.
>>9563485
Hey, Ichiya. You think Archer will be pissed? Because I really want those sweets. Oh and don't lose or whatever.
>>9564449
Sleep? Ooh... Yes... I remember telling you once sleep was like a short dead. I'm glad you can see what I meant now.
It's not usually that painful though... Maybe next time I'll get to show Monoe what it is like...
>>9564464
Fuck this catling gun. She always has it in for me one way or the other.
>>9564452
Can't I just have some fucking fun?
>>9564472
>the tumbleweeds transform, revealing their true form. They are actually Mexican scritching weeds. They proceed to scritch you into blissful oblivion.
>you like this.
>>9564470
>Tetsutetsu falls over and scoots a few meters away
STOP
>>9564464
DAY FOUR
Dog mom's acquired the taste of blood, and to the dismay of all around her she sets out to quench her thirst for death. She's probably related to a coyote or something.
Inkling decides that shooting that girl in the face wasn't enough of a punishment, and continues to be a bully.
CREAM TO THE RESCUE
>>9564464
Of the fucking...
>Stopping herself with a sigh, she picks up the remains of some clothes.
Looks like I will just have to wear this for a while.
>>9564369
I apologize for my clumsiness, but that isn't the proper way to handle such fragile things.
>>9564464
Music is always good for soothing a troubled soul.
>>9564464
This is what we get when we listen to an asshole. Next time it'll be just the two of us, got it?
>>9564481
Who cares about Archer? He'll just backstab ya like he did to us. He's a handsome dickhead through and through.
>>9564516
>unfortunately for you, your forgot the Byeah, and Byeahs are immune to scritches
>the Byeah does nothing about this though. There's booze that needs to be rescued, pronto.
>>9564526
haha you lost to a fucknig rock
>>9564464
...You had ONE job, and you mess up right when I get here to tell you not to lose. Oh well.
>>9564445
I am not a female dog. I am the physical manifestatiot of a Fleet Of Fog ship's artificial intelligence. My body was constructed to accomodate the possibility of understanding the thinking and reasoning protocols of humanity so that I may improve. Is this clear enough for you.
>>9564460
More words. I am merely discarding something useless to me as a child would discard a broken or unwanted toy.
>>9564464
..Tea, whiskey, bloody mary, rum, cognac, vodka it is then. Let's see how much toxins my Mental Model can handle at maximum resistance.
>>9564472
The answer would ultimately give you an edge over me. By figuring it out yourself, you gain a possibility oto triumph over me and I gain valueable insight wether you can adapt to unertain situations or not.
A fair oppurtunity. Do not make me regret giving it to you, fox woman.
>>9564445
It was merely you insulting me don't worry. I guess it's embarassing to have such bad taste yes, but nothing too ashaming.
And.. I'm normal Gishi, but I guess I can make an exception if it distracts you... as long as you keep winning.
Good job robbing that bank anyway.
>>9564334
>>9564390
I-I'm not a doctor or anything, so I think the best we can do is make sure she's comfortable and isn't hurting any worse than she was before. Unless, y'know, you've got some medical experience that I don't know about.
>>9564467
>Without saying any words, He simply stares at the mess caused by the pancakes scattered on the ground.
>>9564551
NO, I LOST TO POISON, CAN'T YOU READ
>>9564553
Is that so? Treat me like your GoldDumpster then.
>>9564534
You think this is reaaaaaaal funny, don't you cunt? Stay right there while I get the dipping sauce.
>>9564481
Boss guy? Ehhhh... he seems like an alright dude. Don't think he'll be mad for you missing a match.
>>9564495
Pain? It didn't hurt. It was just weird. Only the one thing really hurts.
...That's weird.
>>9564558
Uhhhm. Is something wrong? Everyone's acting weird.
Hey guys I have something I need to say to get off my chest
>>9564568
...
>He looks down at his hand and frowns at the sticky syrup coating his palm and forearm.
..YOU HAVE A TOWEL?
>>9564587
What
>>9564593
THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM, HE'S THE ONE THAT DECIDED TO THROW EM AT ME
>>9564576
Perhaps you will find somene of low wit and low standards to act as your personal harlot. I suggest you better start looking for an individual that might statisfy your primal lusts.
>>9564516
>Weak cries of "Noooo" emanate from the kitsune as the scritching weeds break through the barrier and overwhelm her.
>The day is lost, along with the battle.
>She does in fact like this though.
>>9564553
Hm... Very well. I have little choice but to accept, do I?
>>9564413
I swear I will! Just as soon as--
>>9564534
Oof...
>Ahri slowly looks down to the small red hole in the middle of her chest. After a couple of ragged breaths, she coughs up a small line of bright red blood.
A..at least... Surrounded.. by these scritching... weeds...
>She passes away happily, if anything...
>>9564449
>>9564558
Uwah!
>as she was about to answer him, she takes a quick step back, putting her hands up to ensure there's some distance between the two of them
Don't hurt me, miss! I didn't mean to do that to you! I'm sorry! Mister, what do I do? She's alright, and I think she might be mad!
>>9564534
Hey, don't hurt my friend! It might be rude to hit someone right there, but you shouldn't take what isn't yours
>in reality, Cream knew next to nothing about the girl she was defending. Regardless, she hits the other woman while Cheese cheers her on
>>9564547
What? Is there some history between you and Archer that I'm missing? Tell me why should I care beyond his almighty credit card to get me all the sweets I want.
>>9564579
Really? That's cool, then I'll be back later.
>>9564534
I'm not seeing any on my end. I guess getting the two scariest guys here to go on patrol really worked, didn't it?
>>9564553
I...ya actually thought I was callin' ya a female dog...I'm saying yer acting like one. Ya look nothing like a female dog and ya know that.
It's as clear as it can be. I don't see how they can turn a boat into a girl, and why they'd choose a girl instead of a guy. Girls are a lot weaker than guys are.
>>9564555
I don't have...whatever. Ya wouldn't understand.
And I haven't even won yet. I die right as I reach the light. As for the bank, that shit was easy. I hope ya didn't forget that I'm a squad leader for a buncha detective back home.
>>9564534
>>9564617
Thank you for your assistance, rabbit girl. I'll remember this the next time we meet.
>>9564613
You can accept my challenge or dismiss it as a fool's taunts. You have free will. Use it at your own discretion.
>>9564633
The reason my Mental Model and personality system is modelled after a young woman is simple: All naval vessels are referred to as a female by humans, are they not?
>>9564621
Cool. I'll just be relaxing until the next one of these games show up. It would be nice for the boss to show up, but eh, we'll take care these guys.
>>9564593
>>9564594
…
>>9564534
21 tributes remain.
Neutral: 10 -> 9
Gals: 4
Pandemonium: 4 -> 3
Monochrome: 2
Iron Dogs: 2 -> 1
Brotherhood: 2 -> 1
Good Vibes: 1
Bullet Club: 1 -> FIRST TO BE ELIMINATED
NIGHT FOUR
The squid's bully powers stop just shy of murder. But doing something like that could hardly be considered an act of kindness.
Plans of murder often have scant foresight for plans of secrecy apparently.
>>9564621
I'm saying he'll shoot yer ass before ya get a chance to spend any of his money on yer cake-eating habits. What good is buying sweets if yer too dead to eat them?
>>9564666
Are they? I wouldn't really know. I've never really seen a boat before in all seriousness. I kinda figured they'd look older and be more...I dunno, tattooed? Tough looking?
>>9564685
DUDE.. STOP, WE CAN JUST GO TO IHOP OR SOMETHING, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL
>>9564581
>>9564617
N-No, I don't think she's mad! I think she's just confused is all. What matters though is that she's okay and not hurt in any way! I was kinda scared that she wasn't gonna wake up like everyone else does. I can take care of it from here...
>He steps ahead of Cream towards Monoko with a terribly embarrassed look on his face.
Hey uh, we're sorry for doing that to you earlier. But uh, it looks like you're okay now, so I-I'd appreciate it if you didn't try and kill us in revenge or something like that. Th-Thanks...
>>9564360
Proof?
Uhhh, just trust me on this one. I swear i'm just like you.
>>9564689
I don't know what kind of girl you think I am! I still have no stories for this. Sorry!
>>9564609
You aren't the fun type, are you?
>she chuckles
Come on, don't give me that face, it was merely a joke... Unless you desire to change your mind.
Alright Kongou, I have some stuff to attend, but I'll keep a close eye on you all. See you at the end maybe!
>>9564581
Oh.. Okay, anyway I'm glad you're fine. Sorry again but you're a real death machine under that cute look.
See you next time monoko!
>>9564613
Ahri...
>>9564633
I didn't forget and that's why I choose you! That and your sharp classy smile of course!
Now now you won't reach the light Gishi, but make sure your foes gaze into the darkness.
Keep fighting! I have something to attend now. See you!
>>9564689
Missing out on sleep isn't good. Was my feeling earlier wrong again?
>>9564733
Just keep watching over me as I keep kickin' ass. Taking yer spirit with ya ain't allowed during these games.
>>9564597
I love you
>>9564737
Bari Bari
>>9564652
You're welcome, miss! Make sure to come to me next time someone tries to bully you, okay? I won't allow for anyone to be mean while I'm around!
>Cream slowly begins to take off, Cheese accidentally bumping into Marie as he follows Cream
>>9564703
>Cream does nothing more but let out a small whine, hiding behind the boy as he attempts to negotiate with the other kid. With her still being a child, she can't do much but wait as he does his magic
Are you sure she won't be mad? I don't want her to hurt me or anything because I'm really sorry for everything!
>>9564617
>>9564703
>The monochrome girl blinks her featureless eyes a few times, now managing to look even more confused as she seems to look between the two of them.
Angry? Huh? What? I don't get angry though! I can't hurt anyone if I tried, too, so it's all fine in the end. Uh, right?
>>9564733
Goodbye, Asta! And I'm really not!
>>9564751
I love you too
>>9564690
..The description you just said. You are referring to sailors and seafaring men often depicted in tales of pirates, privateers and raiders. A flawed but quite entertaining genre in human literature. Regardless, my vessel is acceptably durable, given the advancement in countermeasures humanity has started to develop.
>>9564733
You do not carry the desirable traits I am looking for. Even if you were male, I would disqualify you. Farewell then.
>>9564689
DAY FIVE
THE CATLING GUN STRIKES AGAIN
Lassos can catch lots of things. You can even use them to catch rabbits too, if you have the skill.
>>9564769
>gets down on one knee and pulls out a box
>>9564714
I highly doubt that. And you're still strange
>>9564733
>Quickly sitting up in the same outside area, Ahri puffs out her cheeks again.
>Funny enough, she has one of the scritching weeds, which continues to scritch away, causing her demeanor to melt away.
I'm sorry...! I.. I was weak and I let myself be distracted and overpowered...
>Despite her words, she's lost in a world of bliss, so it feels rather half assed.
>>9564776
THIS FUCKING CATLING GUN
I swear I need to start screencapping all the times it's killed me.
Post songs that get your nostalgia flowing.
https://youtu.be/ZZ8cSNKhGMg
>>9564776
(She's a dog. She licks herself for fucks sake! Why am I even doing this?)
I do hope it isn't me! I'm not used to dirty stuff like some people.
>>9564807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiUfxHNEBrU
>>9564772
Wait, wait, wait! I think I get it now! Yer a fucking Siren, aren't ya!? Ya lure men to their dooms on the seven seas!
It's a little weird that sailors would find ya attractive. Dolls women sure are popular recently.
Is there a host after this game?
>>9564807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq37CGcummQ
>>9564831
Yes. My mouth, which will be hosting your dick! OwO
>>9564831
Me.
>>9564831
Yes I'll host.
A BIG MOTHERFUCKING GAME
>>9564807
Not during a game.
>>9564763
I'll have that in mind. Thank you.
I assume this little creature is your companion?
>>9564776
What do you want, freak of nature? I have nothing to tell you.