Welcome to the HG thread! I, Natsuki Subaru, will be hosting for you for the very first time, so please understand it won't be perfect. I have the code right here, and...
>he takes out a piece of paper with "rules" on it that was magically placed in his pocket
First thirty-six...
At least one tomboy is required?
And...the winner gets a kiss from me...me. Well now...
>>9498943
Vinny
Yoshimitsu the Second
Megaman
>>9498943
Grora
Ursula Callistis
Jupiter
>>9498943
Agrias Oaks
Kosaku Kawajiri
Ash Crimson
Eggman-kun
Gascoigne
Yukine
>I'm going to get that kiss from you, sexy boy
Kaho
>>9498943
Shaun
>>9498943
Lady Bow
>>9498943
Ririchiyo
Inkling
Len
Osamu Kawaiizai
>>9498943
Stocking Anarchy
>>9498943
Maria and Harusame
>>9498943
Rika
Tsubasa Hanekawa
Deku
>>9498943
Marie Korbel
Senshougahara
>>9498943
Tsuyu
Suz
Cassandra
>>9498943
Wolfgang amadeus mozart
Clownpiece
Kindred Hunter
Suruga Kanbaru
>>9498943
Satou the Absolute Madman
Shiny Flygon
Togame
Kurama
The King in Yellow
Major
>>9498943
Lana
Cindy
>>9498943
Ruby
>>9498943
Billy The Kid
>>9499032
Appreciated
>>9499032
Excuse me! Over here! You missed the most beautiful of them all!
>>9498943
>>9499001
>>9499025
Swap me for her
>>9499032
>not cute
Feels bad man
>>9498976
Really need to see worlds end.
>>9499032
I'm going to have to disagree with you about myself being "cute", but the thought is appreciated faceless one
>>9499043
No I didn't. Any good looks you had died a long time ago.
>>9499044
Ruby thanks the fancy looking gentleman for the swap.
Lord Beerus
>>9499032
Fuck yourself, fucboi.
>>9499065
What?! I'll have you know I am the most gorgeous Boo who has ever lived! Everyone fawns over my beauty! And you should be, too!
Someone make a real cutepost please.
>>9499103
I-I just prefer my ladies to have not so many curves. You know?
>>9498961 (Marie)
Could it be? Perhaps it's to see how someone would fare in situations like these. I don't think anyone would want to see such powerhouses of people fight. Conflict is tasteless in that regard.
>Kosaku motions around, pointing at a few people here and there.
Though, I would like your opinion on this. If the reason for us being here is for entertainment, could it be the crowd or the fighting itself that's entertaining?
>>9498975
>tfw leather card
Not fair desu
>>9499121
Shit taste t'bh
You can't fuck a girl if they're as skinny as a plank of wood
>>9499032
Robots are not built to be cuite.
>>9499106
>>9499121
Oh, hah hah, very funny. I'll have you know that I'm still adored the way I am. And men prefer curves: only dogs go for sticks. Hee hee!
>>9499032
I'll drink to that!
>>9499067
That mozart guy is a pretty cool guy right?
He makes cool tunes too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT7iLG-UCdE
How are you doing Rube, it's been a while!
>>9499151
Oh nice a fucktoy!
>Suz
>>9499132
>She wipes her eyes hard with the palm of her hand before pulling the skin of her flesh down with a sigh of exasperation.
That's not.... What I'm saying.
>>9499155
Hey hey, come on. There's a yin and yang at work here. The best of both worlds. Peanut butter -and-
jelly
>>9499175
Sure am thinking things loudly....
>>9499106
https://a.pomf.cat/ugavqx.mp4
dumb kitter
Phew! That took longer than I'd thought it would!
I guess this is where I say check 'em, right?
>>9499213
I don't think that's what he meant. Still, A+ cutepost.
>>9498943
Sterling Archer
>>9499223
>>9499007
>>9499018
Swap
>>9499174
Ruby greets Fyxe and agrees, he is indeed an interesting person. She isn't the biggest fan of classical music but finds this tune alright. She asks Fyxe how she's been since their last meeting.
>>9499223
Ruby is ready.
>>9499223
>>9499230
This man deserves a place
Harusame ava when?
>>9499205
You might be right, but I've never had a problem so far. And I'm not going to alter perfection!
>>9499223
Looking superb! You may begin.
>>9497025 (Suz)
Eh I'm fine. Got a new video game today. Been busy with that and also killing a couple enemy agents. Nintendo Switch is the perfect game system for secret agents... Also drinking...
>>9499243
You flatter me.
>>9499223
> swap tribute image with this one
>>9498954
>>9499223
EVerything looks perfect, let's take off!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKxOWvrmiZs
>>9499223
It's time to wreak havoc in the city! Did you know? Mushrooms are children of trees! Yeah!
>>9499223
Ready! Lets get going!
>>9499254
New Tejina here, I'll do it.
>>9499223
I-Is it time to go already? H-Hooo boy.
>>9499155
Fat women have less curves than thin women.
>>9499223
Everything looks good. Let's begin
>>9499223
I want to fucking die
give me spot to ssome nigger faggot cock sucker, cunt
>>9499274
Maria don't allow you to
>>9499274
Oh boy
>>9499287
doesn't*
>>9499274
You're going to be dabbling in some serious shit by doing so, friendo
And we're off! So far so good, right? Heh, I knew I'd be a natural at this!
Oh yeah, give me some of that free candy.
>>9499242
Stuff and stuff nothing terribly interesting. I've come here to make money, made a lot, and lost everything... so here I am again.
What's is making you coming back yourself? You don't seem like a psycho that enjoys killing people for "fun" to me
>>9499274
Shut up Kamina
>>9499122
Due to the nature of this place, I'd say that its main purpose is to pit us against each other, just like the Roman colosseums of old.
However, it's undeniable that some of the participants seem to have some charm to themselves, and there are even cases when they are either way too cheery for being in such a place or way too sorrowful even compared to others.
So I'd say it could work either way.
>>9499223
Please proceed.
>>9499307
Already?!
>be autist
>have a dead ship
>spern out when somebody wants to ava your dead "partner"
justmariathings.jpg
>>9499278
That would matter if I was fat, but I am FAR from that!
>>9499307
Stop snooping in there! I...I was on a budget, alright? Hmph!
>>9499260
Clearly most don't have eyes for uh.... Quality.
>>9499263
It's a twenty four seven party with you isn't it? Do you ever take breaks between business and pleasure?
>>9499307
The trees have sealed your fate! Always buy groceries with 2/3 off coupons! Explosives are a things that used to be plosives!
>>9499307
Snacks?
Check
Beer?
Check
Mp3?
Check
Clothes?
Check
"How to need die like a stupid in a forest holy shit become a real man already, for dummies"
Check
I think I'm ready.
>Capcha : WOOD
>>9499323
makes sense for me though
no one wouls want to ava a character that I will cause to die due to my autism
>>9499307
>left me in
asshole
>>9499343
How to not die*
I should have bought "how to avoid typos for dummies" too.
>>9499307
Ruby suggests that she be support, since she has some knowledge of medicine.
>>9499312
She explains to Fyxe that she just wakes up here and has nothing else to do at this point.
I don't think that little kid can teach anyone about survival. He's just a kid. Plus the ghost deserves to starve.
>>9498954
You won a value game a while ago.
>>9499307
A super genius engineer forgot to bring a bag, hmph. That's funny.
>>9499323
>Say he's going to troll and fag Harusame
>Doesn't deliever
>Greetexts instead
Bitch ass anon over here.
>>9499343
Half of the players don't look like they've havent stepped a foot into a forest before, including yourself. Have fun with that
>>9499340
Well there was one time I was fighting a Lynel in Breath of the Wild and I missed my assassination target... Had to track him all the way to Jamaica. That was one of my favorite fuck ups.
>>9499369
love me again
>haru
>>9499371
I wasn't one of the people who said i'd do that desu
loads of other anons did though
>>9499361
Ruby isn't sure how to react to this. She thanks Stocking and hopes that keeps her happy enough to consider not adding her to the pile of animals.
>>9499317
>Kosaku nods, looking at the arena, which is packed full. Kosaku hasn't died yet, nor had Marie, yet he still takes the time to pose questions to her.
It does sound plausible to me. Though, perhaps I must mention something. There have been cases of people waking up here without any recollection of even knowing of the place. Do you think there could be a reason for this?
>>9499361
We're going to need two pairs of wheels instead of six pairs of feet. Someone call for a taxi this instant!
>>9499307
>>9499331
Either way, you should always try to carry something a bit more... useful for the situation.
>>9499361
Is that so? I apologize, but I'm not going to let myself die early this time.
>>9499361
seeing this game makes me want to return to the living so I can kill myself
>>9499340
Like the one from before, who so blindly passed over the opportunity to compliment me on my beauty!
>>9499361
Can't you just call a cab to take us away from this place? It's much too hot, the bugs are biting, I'm quite parched...
>>9499362
> i don't remember entering, was that the provided image? someone must've entered in for me i guess, wish i was there to rp it
>>9499361
You know you don't have to lie, right? You should have just asked for my help
>>9499384
>Expecting me to differentiate between anons when you haven't sucked my dick first.
Smh
No offense, but I wish more than five of you died.
>>9499359
I guess that makes sense... sorta... Heh If I were I'd be careful too, it's not a good sign waking up in the middle of nowhere like that trust.
You might have done stuff you'd regret.
>>9499361
Oh....
>>9499375
I mean, I've been on parks before... but yeah.
That's why I bought this book after all
>>9499361
You do know how this works, right? I mean, I don't need to survive since I'm not even a living being. So there is no reason to watch out for me.
>>9499032
I say nay! Nay! I am fearsome!
>>9499307
All I need is this sword of mine. Nothing else!
>With the speed of a ninja, the ninja dashes away.
>>9499361
Hmm. This weapon, though not YOshimitsu, could be...
>He preforms a kata with it, throwing it on the ground soon after.
Nay. I only hath need for one weapon.
>>9499409
i'd suck your dick if it was actually visible to the human eye
>>9499410
>Knocking Kosaku Kawajiri out when the think wooden limb
>>9499410
>Dazai cracks a smile as she shuts down Gas's attack
Special Ability : Ningen Shikkaku!!
>>9499398
Oh, these will do! They'll work just as well as their counterparts. I'm sure of it!
>>9499410
This will have to do until that boy can find me a way out of here.
>>9499410
All I've got are a few zennies and I don't think they have any worth around here.
>>9499410
Thank you... I just can't sleep for some reason, so I just listen to music...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPba-i26YNA
>>9499381
Is it normal that 'Breath if the wild' was the only thing I didn't under stand during all that?
>>9499403
Give me another shot. I'll get it right this time.
>>9499410
Was one death not enough, wench? Mine sword shall take thy soul!
>>9499404
>Just found an image online. Do you want me to make it with the original image?
F-Fyxe, what are you doing? That could have been a relative!
The frog and the cranky girl are cute.
Deku's not an idiot. Oh no, he;s quite the opposite. He's a monster.
>>9499438
> oh no, it's completely fine, thank you, keep it
> how many people did vinbo kill anyways?
>>9499231
Sorry for taking so long
Thanks man
>>9499410
Ruby apologizes to the strange man for hitting him with the branch before running away.
>>9499412
She goes quiet for a moment before telling Fyxe she understands that all too well.
>>9499451
Spotting the strange women, Ruby waves her over and asks if she knows where the hell they are.
>>9499410
I wish for a lot of things... Like to be able to beat up a bear.
>>9499437
I'm genuinely not sure. You're kind of a mystery. But Breath of the wild is a video game for the Nintendo Switch. It's actually pretty good... and I should probably give Pam her Switch back... maybe.
>Archer pulled out one of his flasks and began downing it.
>>9499451
>Dazai is killed in the blast
>>9499451
No way those are from my family, way too small and flat!
Oh well actually I've been to the nearest village and bought them to cook them myself.
Oh yeah you can actually escape the forest, there are huge sign post everywhere, I dunno why you guys keep missing them
I'm gonna hand pick your pickles, you sick fucks
Six more. That's pretty good, but still not to my liking.
>>9499479
But the were boys. They're supposed to be small and flat.
>>9499451
Uhh, I got this Vinesauce Charity Event T-shirt, and some old jeans of mine. Take it
>>9499451
If I would feel disappointment I would be really down right now. I would rather have a can of oil or an energy tank.
>>9499383
What's with your obsession with me?
>>9499483
>detains and escorts out of the arena
>>9499437
Umm...alright?
>>9499498
Fine, have it all to yourself! See if I care!
>Lady Bow grumbles and floats out through the side of the tent.
>>9499498
Maybe I'll have to use them as bait for fishing
>>9499410
>>9499438
Scary~! Bring it anytime you want, big skeleton..ninja...samurai... huh. you're the weirdest swordsman I've ever seen.
>>9499451
Yeaaah...how about we don't do this? I'm prepared to survive without eating random rats and squirrels.
>>9499451
An attempt of peace.
>The ninja draws his sword, pointing dramatically at the basket
Or treachery? Poison, this may be!
>>9499457
>No problem. Three kills. It's right there on the card along with the district you were in and how many days it lasted in game.
>>9499498
>Yoshimitsu finds himself bobbing his head to the woman's singing.
Hmm! A jaunty tune, it is. I shalt be singing this in mine own battles.
>>9499498
And I left all the food we found because I didn't think I could use it for something else.
>>9499498
Ruby punches at the air and looks at Marie to make sure she's watching.
>>9499395
Sounds like some sort of amnesia, most likely artificial. Either they already knew something about this place before being brought here, or they were fully aware of the circumstances of their arrival here, that whoeve is in charge decided it was risky letting them remember that.
There's a third possibility that the amnesia was actually accidental, and it has little to nothing to do with their arrival.
>>9499410
If you're going to be no more than dead weight, then leave.
>>9499433
Are you sure? That could be critical on your survival in here.
>>9499498
I think I already have enough experience with that, but thank you for the intention anyway.
That's because she's stupid.
>>9499498
I'm good I'm good! Just gimme a second while I do this, step back.
>Stocking's Stripe slashes just once at the big log on her, but this one is sliced in 5 pieces.
There.
>>9499463
>pats Ruby's back
Don't worry though, I'm sure it's nothing too serious. You probably did some stupid things while drunk, maybe that'll end up on the internet but I've been there, it's easy to deal with that.
You didn't kill anyone ahah!
>>9499498
>>9499533
Like I said I wasn't the one who caught them, and my family don't live in the forest as far as I know.
>pats Megaman's back
Hey are you okay... Ho well, we don't have anything anymore but... I'm sure we'll get out of this somehow...
Do you know how to fish?
>>9499468
Video games huh? Didn't figure you for the type... I uh... Don't dabble much myself. Not that I don't want to.... Just never had the chance to sit down for a game.
>>9499521
>After long minutes of arduous, PAINFUL, AWKWARD deliberation, Suz opens her mouth.
I like your bows
>>9499555
Way...Way too fast...Aaah....
>>9499528
>>9499555
>The ninja comes barging in, sword's out and with a partner as well!
Haha! I hath found thee! Now leave this place at once or thy soul is Yoshimitsu for the taking!
>>9499532
> sweet, and before i didint remember the last time vinny won a game
>>9499555
Who says I'm bothered? She's a ghost, the wood will jus' phase through her!
>>9499555
>>9499576
That was incredibly rude of us, don't you think?
You guys are forgetting why you're here...
N-Not that it matters! We can enjoy each other without killing, right? That's what normal people do, and that's what we're going to do!
>>9499568
I'm really not but it gives me something to do while I'm waiting that doesn't involve drinking or prostitutes.
>>9499555
You can take what you wish, but nothing of here is nine, nor is any of it useful.
>>9499589
Yeah, sorry! It's waaaaay to small for three people! Including a big guy like yourself!
>>9499589
You're just going to break the floor if you come in. I don't think that tree is very solid anyway.
>>9499548
I've survived well so far, haven't I?
>>9499555
>>9499581
I'm not stupid! Do you wish for me to get my hands dirty or to be injured? I would never think of putting myself in such a position!
>>9499568
>Lady Bow just floats there, a bit stunned at first that Suz actually relented.
...Oh! Thank you! They are very nice, aren't they? I've got many pairs just like them and they're all oh so beautiful!
>To illustrate her point, Lady Bow fluffs one with her stubby arm.
>>9499589
Oh, thank you ever so much! if you hadn't come along, I have no idea what I would have done!
>>9499555
I need to check my air tank when this is over. That shouldn't have happened.
>>9499564
I got free so I'm fine right now. But I don't believe I'm a good fisherman. I even failed at hunting just right now.
>>9499555
>>9499576
You again! Fine, this is your last day as a samurai, get ready to-
>The hunter arrives to help samurai ninja helicopter
...Okaaaay time out, I just need to call for some backup and I'll have your heads as soon as they arrive.
>Stocking flees from her camp.
>>9499589
I would like to say things are calming down but all this sneaking about and knowing Satou, things won't stay peaceful for long.
>>9499589
Everyone know ghosts and zombies aren't real. I fail to understand why anyone would get scared by that.
Dying all alone. How sad...
>>9499555
I... apologize. I didn't really know that you were in such a dire state.
>>9499589
I apologize for this as well, but I'm short on supplies. I promise to pay you back at the end of the game.
>>9499585
>The ninja makes a show of of putting away his sword by swinging it a few times.
Rudeness be darned! Mine sword tells of how much of a danger she be. A demon in angelic clothes. Shameful!
>>9499589
>>9499608
>>9499617
This is nonsense!
>Despite their protests he begins to climb up the tree.
Ye shouldst be beseeching me to join!
>>9499623
Oh... But we need to eat somehow.
Hmm, I picked up those mushroom, do you want to take a bit? They look good enough
>She hands him pic related : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_muscaria#/media/File:2006-10-25_Amanita_muscaria_crop.jpg
>>9499594
Video games, drinking, and prostitutes. What more could someone ever need?
>>9499621
>She exhaled a quiet breathy sigh, pleased with how well that went over. Angering the dead usually didn't have a good ending after all.
That's a lovely shade of read! How's the shopping in Hell anyway?
>>9499589
>>9499647
I'm not gonna lie, I did that just for the fun of it.
>>9499555
Ruby sees the two men fighting and tosses the strange cloaked one a weapon to make it fair.
>>9499564
She laughs nervously and nods, there's no way Ruby would willingly hurt someone...
>>9499589
Can't sleep. Don't sleep. Don't want to hurt anyone.
>>9499643
She assures the man he'll get better soon.
>>9499643
> corruptions engulf the injured jabroni
>>9499649
I don't need to eat, I'm just a robot. Besides, eating anything would probably clog my gears which would make me useless for the rest of the game.
>>9499634
Ye may hide! But ye can't run!
>Satisfied at scaring the girl away, the ninja then goes on to meditate.
>>9499643
The luck of a greenhorn, it was! But I shall praise thee for being able!
>>9499643
>Lady Bow quickly retrieves a handkerchief from...somewhere, and pads her nose with it.
...Oh, where did that animal go you were after?
>>9499654
>Lady Bow looks up at Suz quizzically.
I beg your pardon? Where is "Hell"? I've never shopped there before.
>>9499648
>>9499608
>The tree begins to shake, and the house's floor is beginning to crack itself.
H-Hey now Yoshi I'm serious! If you keep climbing it's going t-
>The tree breaks and falls down with all three.
She really is rotten, isn't she Megaman?
>>9499679
nigga all this spying and shit is making me uneasy man
>>9499643
>Izuku jerks his head away and covers his eyes as the angel gets her face kicked in the by horse.
OH JESUS! We-Well I tried to warn her...uugghhh...I'm never going to be able to unsee that.
>>9499643
And thyat's how you split and apple~nya!
>>9499679
It's okay, I fixed your first law noncompliance.
>>9499679
Even if this is helping Ruby stay awake the noises are making her very uncomfortable.
>>9499548
But that doesn't make sense, save for the last one. I don't remember anything about me arriving here, but I remember everything before that, so how could it be accidental? I had no knowledge of this place, so...
>Kosaku pauses, realizing he had revealed a few things about him he shouldn't have. He bows accordingly, chastising himself for doing so. "Give me a break!"
I apologize, miss! I tend to say a bit too much about myself! If we could ignore that little slip-up, I would sincerely appreciate it!
>>9499621
Looking at you right now, I think I should take back my earlier comment. You have managed to survive, even with faulty equipment. Congratulations.
>>9499659
If you say so.
>>9499679
Oh well. There IS a reason I'm the maid here, after all.
>>9499679
I don't understand. I thought she's into robots and machines.
How could you do that to the little frog? What did she ever do to you? At least but a "danger" sign next time.
How do you manage to lose track of an old man?
>>9499679
>>9499648
We should try to be polite regardless, if you ask me. Treat people with respect
>>9499679
Well, that's nice to hear, but I frankly don't care. I'd rather know about if there's something... else... in these woods
>>9499679
My poor myaster, haunted by images of me in her sleep~nya. Don't worry, your myeddlecat will relieve all of your stress~nya.
>>9499643
It's gonna be fine, kid! I've watched a few NatGeo documentaries so I'm just gonna tame this horse and have a nice advantage above all of you and then I'll-
>The horse knocks down Stocking with a single kick.
>>9499710
Which is to say, go ahead and keep them for all I care.
You, uh...you look like you need them more anyways. You're a bit boney.
IS
>>9499674
Oh man you've never been to Hell? It's a wonderful place. So many interesting people to meet and talk to! Gotta get used to the weather though... It's -sweltering-
>>9499643
Why didn't you use your sword?
>>9499679
>>9499710
So.. Is the rabbit gone? Did it bite you?
>>9499669
You don't? Tcchh... No wonder you don't look stressed about food.
Hmm... Alright good appetite
>She takes a bite of the Amanita muscaria, and falls on the ground, tripping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah2ckzXgrx4
>>9499720
Ruby smiles as she works with Fyxe to get the wild animal away from their camp. At least something nice happened today.
>>9499678
>>9499710
>>9499679
...
Ye shouldst hath said something sooner.
>Standing up with audible mechanical noise and bones cracking, the ninja zips around the broken tree house, soon making a shoddy little camp from the debris.
But I hath prepared for this! Now to rest.
>The Yosh goes towards the only to hear some demonic growling from inside. He holds his sword out, protecting Fyxe with the other.
Demon! Stand behind me as the girl takes care of it!
>>9499720
I think these taste just fine. As long as it's edible and nutritious. I can't complain about free food in the wilderness.
>>9499740
THIS THE REAL LIFE?
Too much scouting. Why so much scouting?
>>9499759
OR IS IT JUST FANTASY
>>9499757
> vinny
>>9499720
>Yoshimitsu has been running on the water for a long time. He suddenly drops into some deep and raging water. Crashing into every rock, the only thing left of him was a mask.
>>9499661
Of course! You're way too kind!
>>9499756
I knew it was a bad idea to have honey toast like that in the open... But we did great enough, I don't know how you did that creepy thing but it worked.
Now...
>She hands her a toast covered in honey.
Do you want another?
>>9499747
See, this is what can happen if you eat food. I don't understand why humans just don't invent something that makes eating obsolete.
>>9499654
I mean... food is nice.
>>9499764
>Hanekawa stands on a branch, listen to the noises
I ought to leap from this tree and stick my claws ryaight into the throat of that annyoying hag~nya. She's disturbing my myaster~nya.
>>9499764
Well, that's nice, but it doesn't really matter. It's not like I want to hurt anyone here
That's kind of messed up to do to a teenager.
>>9499767
CAUGHT IN A LAND SLIDE!
>>9499720
Hello, dear! What are you doing all the way out here?
>>9499742
Is it in the desert? Ugh! All of that sand and heat is not good for one's skin! It would be slightly better if it was in the tropics...but only slightly! The humidity is so utterly terrible! Don't you agree?
>>9499764
She speaks in third person. It's very disorienting. I have no idea how she could possibly even hold a simple conversation.
>>9499798
Do you like these flavors? Take whichever one you like.
>>9499673
I wasn't scared, I just needed some help myself to fight your armored buddy! But you Kind of look frightening so I'll give you points for that.
>>9499764
Ruby thinks she heard someone near her camp but doesn't notice anyone when she goes to check. It might be a good idea to move somewhere else.
>>9499776
She accepts the toast and takes the time to relax with her friend.
>>9499798
>
>>9499800
NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY
>>9499819
OPEN YOUR EYES, LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AND SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yukine's gunning for a piece.
>>9499757
I told you I'm not a de-... Oh well whatever works for you, it's better than "abomination" I guess...
Hey now great job Yoshi! I didn't know you were that skilled!
>She hands him a plate with toasts covered in honey
I make those with Ruby earlier. Do you want some?
>>9499780
>SofuckingtrippingItsthe60s
Why is a giant playmobil talking to meeeee?
>>9499798
MULTI TRACK DRIFTING!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0xBCwkg3E
>>9499828
I'M JUST A POOR BOY, I NEED NO SYMPATHY
>>9499798
>Izuku didn't really mean to trip the girl but by the time he noticed it was a little too late for apologies...she was getting eaten alive by wolves.
I think it's obvious that a sorry won't cut it...Yo-You just keep them distracted o-or something.
Oh god I'm such a terrible person...
>>9499830
>The bullet hits Hanekawa right in the eye, breaking her glasses
>>9499707
I find that even more bewildering, that the only thing most of us have forgotten is how did we make it here and why.
You don't need to feel sorry. I have no desire to intrude upon others' business.
>>9499738
Thank you very much. That might not be entirely intentional.
>>9499747
>>9499757
It's gone. I don't see why you of all people would fear such a harmless creature.
>>9499798
See? These creatures pose little to no actual threat.
>>9499816
I've got some ice tea if you want too! I expected some kind of harsh survival, but these woods are pretty comfy to be honest.
>>9499839
BECAUSE I'M EASY COME, EASY GO, LITTLE HIGH, LITTLE LOW
>>9499792
Right.... Let's add oxygen to that list too while were at it.
>>9499802
>She wasn't quite expecting that. Her fingertip sawed back and forth over her lips as she pondered the effects of earth's climate on an ethereal being.
Oh yeah... You can forget being able to skip a shower. Even once it gets just... Unbearable. Of course it's better with less layers of clothing but then... The bugs. If there's one thing I hate it's a hungry tick.
Oh boy.
Recreation night.
I'm excited.
>>9499830
>the hunter roasts meat on a spit over an open flame until it's well done
>>9499850
Well... you never know. I'd hate to get bitten and catch a mortal disease...
Thanks for dealing with that anyway.
>>9499837
You know, you should just shut down for a while, get your system rebooted. You seem to have gotten some kind of virus for living beings.
>playmobil
>thumbs up
>>9499798
>>9499840
Yeah. Yeah you are.
Asshole. Everyone from your goddamn school are assholes.
>>9499850
You say that like you're not even sure yourself, you know that?
>>9499865
H-Hey now! I've seen it all! You're just cheating because you play the Bank!
I want a recount! This doesn-
Men in blacksuits takes her out of the arena
W-We're down to our final two!
Will it be the ever so lovely Marie
Or
Gascoigne, who has...
>takes back out the notes he used earlier
...won this same exact game twice before...
>>9499865
I shouldn't play games I don't know the rules to
>>9499857
She nods and accepts the iced tea, telling Fyxe that she appreciates her kindness.
>>9499863
That just sounds terrible. Even worse than this forest! Why would I ever want to go there?
>>9499865
>Lady Bow laughs from a distance as she sees all the tributes killing each other at Recreation Night.
How stupid could you possibly be to go?!
>>9499881
Hm? What is that noise? Could it be-?
>>9499881
Yo-You know what? At this point I'd rather take a hoof to the face. Ju-Just end it mister bear.
I think I'm just going to go to bed...Thanks for hosting Subaru.
>>9499723
If ye were to be speaking with mine master, then ye may have a simpler time telling this. But she be a demon and I hath proof that she tried to hunt me!
>>9499768
Stay right there, demon! Lest ye wish to meet thy end, then come and face thy destiny!
>>9499815
Instilling fear into demons. Just a normal day for the Great Yoshimitsu!
>>9499837
Yoshimitsu be skilled in many things!
>The man looks at the bread. With his mask on, is is hard to say what he is feeling.
How would I knowth this be not poison?
>>9499850
This place be unfamiliar to I. It may hath been a demon in disguise. Girl! Ye hath mine respect for getting rid of it!
>>9499872
>Yellow submarines and pink elephants everywhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxaOItEmu3U
I don't understand what you're saying now but since you're a playmobil... I should be able to remove that silly haircut and give you something better, riiiight?
>She grabs his helmet and pulls it out
>Does a intense 80s training montage.
Ah...
>>9499901
YOU'RE A MANIAC, MAAAAAANIAC
>>9499863
Oh my god.
>Archer started laughing
I FORGOT ABOUT OXYGEN!
>The spy seemed a little too amused at his own stupidity.
>>9499900
Haircut? The hair under my helmet is just decoration and wouldn't regrow. In fact, according to my creator, it was one of the most difficult thing to implent onto my body.
C-Congratulations...
>he leans in to kiss the winner, not realizing it's just supposed to be on the cheek and kisses him on the lips instead
You did...wonderful out there. Why's your skin so dry by the way?
>>9499830
I'm truly sorry! I really am!
I'm not that much of an imaginative person. Patricia had that talent...
>>9499865
...however, I do have some other skills.
>>9499886
You're welcome! You're a great friend after all
Our trip have been cut short, but it was nice. Let's do it again sometimes!
>>9499901
>Watching the anon, It motivates her to do something productive with her life, but she's just too lazy and forgets the idea as soon as the music stops
>>9499890
Nobody -wants- to go there. It's more of a prison... And the sentence is like... Forever.
>>9499916
Alright alright.
Hookers
Video games
Alcohol (underlined twice)
Food
Oxygen
Anything else?
>>9499830
>>9499842
Some sort of "thing" takes Hanekawa's glasses, chewing them a bit as it stares at her
"No, don't do that! Those aren't for eating."
And uh...here are placements.
>>9499933
'Grats, you. Thanks for the show.
>>9499923
Congratulations, Gascoigne. Thank you for hosting, Subaru.
>>9499896
Hmm well...
>She grabs a toast and takes a bite.
I've just eaten some of them. And I didn't die, did I? It's safe really, just pick one!
>>9499933
>>9499923
Congratulations to the survivor.
Thanks for the game Subaru!!
>>9499923
Ruby congratulates the same man she helped earlier in the game and thanks the host.
>>9499926
Ruby thanks Fyxe again for the short picnic and says she needs to go for now, but she hopes to see her again soon.
>>9499933
Ye hath mine thanks for providing the battle! The winner be a just one!
>>9499933
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>9499913
That is... ah... really unfortunate.
>>9499923
Congratulations.
>>9499933
That wasn't my best way to end it, was it?
Thank you for this opportunity.
>>9499932
>Hanekawa stares at the creature but doesn't seem to be alarmed by it's unnatural presence
It's okay if he eats my broken glasses, sir. They're no good to me anymore.
>She puts on a fresh pair
I always keep extras around.
>>9499896
This place takes away much of the control people have, sir. I wouldn't blame people for their actions in these games
>>9499933
Congratulations to the winner, and thank you for hosting
>>9499923
Oh, congratulations dear!
>>9499933
Thank you ever so much for this!
>>9499929
So...it's not a boutique of any kind? You had made it sound so promising at the beginning.
>>9499850
I assume it's due to some sort of divine intervention. There's no reason I would even consider coming to this place anyway, though it's rather fine stress relief.
>Kosaku nods for the third time, standing straight almost as if he hadn't bowed at all.
As you say. I don't wish to impose anything on you. After all, I have nothing of interest to say.
>>9499861
(ANY WAY THE WIND BLOWS DOESN'T REALLY MATTER TO ME, TO ME)
>>9499923
>>9499933
Thank you.
>>9499957
>>9499957
>>9499957
>>9499957
>>9499933
I got tortured to death but it was still fun. Cool game.
>>9499929
Suz how realistic is this?
Specifically the AF part?
https://youtu.be/LqxrJHkzS0I