HG Thread
First for the late streamer
>>9491224
Well shit. I guess HG really is dead. Or are tuesday afternoons always like this?
Is it always this dead? How we can revive this place?
>>9491107
No, I am not whoever he is.
>>9491199
Until the grind to GM ends.
Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Harusame ava when
>>9491335
>Yuno hosts
>Shitpost Yuno
>Asgore hosts
>Shitpost Asgore
>Kamina hosts
>Shitpost Kamina
>Vino hosts
>Shitpost Vino
>Nobody hosts
>WHERE'D EVERYONE GO???? WHY'S NOBODY HOSTING???
You've got nobody to blame but yourselves.
>>9491349
>how can we revive this place
Someone hosts a game.
>>9491358
Grind to GM? What game?
>>9491388
Ohh... That's easy I guess. How do I host a game?
>>9491384
Yeah It's fucking annoying and it makes me wonder if anyone here actually wants this shit to continue or not.
Oh wait. Clearly they don't want it to keep going.
>>9491388
Levi wanted to prepare a fancy background but you people really need a game.. if there's no other host here then let me prepare everything
>>9491365
Hey, how about we do that thing where we show everyone else what we're watching, everybody loves doing that.
https://youtu.be/81rg3ADLrq0
>>9491397
Can you stop niggering avas you little shit?
>>9491384
I'm just gonna be honest and say I've got hosting burnout right now.
>>9491432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLRYREmJqho
>>9491434
If that ava's been played, I haven't seen it used since I've started.
>>9491434
Vert doesn't use her anymore.
Besides he's been gone for what,two months now?
>>9491432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3J8FYKZ52w
(I may just use this guy if I ever get back to hosting)
>>9491459
Go ahead, travller.
>>9491432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97ks2FNedhc
>>9491349
Just calm down and wait, it'll always happen in time.
>>9491335
Basically.
>>9491478
Not asscore but when I finish my code I can't host it often? What's the norm? Once or twice a day?
>>9491500
I can only do it twice a day before I get tired
>>9491456
At least ask the person who was behind the ava if it's available for pick up. You never know if someone might want to use that ava whenever they return.
>>9491500
Once a day at max
>>9491484
>not the amiga soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRXoZVCoPM8
>>9491478
But the code's made in a way where it's supposed to be hosted whenever. I love this place and I love entertaining people, and I'm just really annoyed that I'm suffering from burnout from hosting just once a day.
>>9491500
>asscore
That's a new one.
>>9491500
Whenever you feel like it pal, that's what I was trying to tell to asgore.
If feel like he "HAS" to host.
You don't, you host when you feel like it and when you want it.
If you want to host 24hrs without stopping like Mokou, just fucking do it.
>>9491434
I'm not niggering avas, whatever that means.
I'm trying to be part of this but I keep tripping into avas played by this Vert person. If he plays a wide variety of characters then I won't be able to play as anyone anytime soon.
>>9491432
>https://youtu.be/IPWjSf69RSQ
>>9491541
Stop playing Vert's avas
>>9491541
It's getting a little weird on how you keep picking up the ones he last used.
Once again, ask before you pick someone up. It prevents confusion.
>>9491541
>not greentexting
Immersion S H A T T E R E D
>>9491518
Well, just take a little break then, we will survive.
Your health & enjoyment > That place.
>>9491516
Oh no!
>>9491541
Just do it. Vert's not here to care nor would he anyway. Mao was just a character he used during hosting.
>>9491541
I thought you decided on Black General-san?
>>9491568
Leave.
>>9491568
Stay
>>9491541
Don't worry about it.
Vert hasn't shown his face in a while,and he doesn't use that ava anymore.
Also,remember to use the green meme arrow when doing OOC posts.
Brantsteele, your simulator has taken the lives of so many. Please, let my people go.
>>9491584
>explodes
>>9491589
>becomes a blocker
>>9491567
Yeah, no more regular host left since Mokou took a break too.
>>9491613
Please use my other simulators you sons of bitches
>Brant
>>9491556
>I'm not playing his avas.
>>9491563
>It's pure coincidence. I don't know what's happening. I can't ask to someone I don't know or I don't have contact with.
>>9491565
>Here we go.
>>9491574
>In fact I was thinking about doing that hosty thingy and create a game. I need to know how this works first.
>>9491574
>>9491610
>Okaay.
>>9491599
>>9491599
>I will.
>>9491580
>I don't know. I want Black General-san but I need to crop first.... But now that you say it... I'm between General-san and this character.
>>9491384
I can vouch for this, my self esteem has been shattered multiple times due to the amount of shitposting that happens during my games
>>9491358
Why is Parsee so fuckable?
>>9491695
And this is why I'm uncertain about hosting at all.
>>9491640
>In fact I was thinking about doing that hosty thingy and create a game. I need to know how this works first.
Take your time, perhaps we can help
>>9491640
We've had black general too.
>Vert keeps getting his avas niggered
He'll have no one to come back to at this rate kek
>>9491752
Make me, asshole.
Ok, everything it's ready, levi just wants to know how many people are lurking
>>9491752
I've been here for two years anon there's only so much one person can take
>>9491752
Quit being a shitposter.
>>9491764
>kissu
Yes.
>>9491764
Ready!
>>9491764
I'm ready for the little trip
>>9491764
Well it seems there are 24 of us currently around...
>>9491764
I'm here
>>9491764
Here.
>>9491567
I might. I haven't really felt the drive to RP, either, so a few days of maybe just taking a breather and occasionally writing events would do me good.
>>9491624
Reigen, Kamina, and Okabe have been doing a good job.
>>9491653
I've hosted games through shitstorms, and through extremely dead hours when I stopped getting replies to slides by Day 3. As long as I believe that at least one person is still watching and enjoying himself or herself, I feel happy.
>>9491752
The extremely epic "thin-skinned" meme.
>>9491764
>>9491764
>>9491726
>Where's the website to do the games thingy?
>>9491732
>Don't tell me it was this Vert guy as well. Then what characters are not claimed?
>>9491750
>Alright I won't use her.
>>9491829
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/reaping.php
>>9491764
Astolfo is here!
>>9491829
im pretty sure i saw the black general ava around like a week ago or something
as for that well I can't really say who isn't claimed, but I can answer if someone is
Or you can just take them because they're not here
>>9491764
Here.
>>9491795
>a few days
>inb4 weeks
>>9491764
Ridley reporting.
>>9491829
Just use Mao. PLEASE. This shit is getting old.
Play the ava until he gets back then ask him if you can continue or find a way to get in touch with the guy and ask him yourself.
>>9491764
Just in time!
>>9491764
>>9491866
I ain't that jaded, despite Anons' insistence I want to be an oldfag.
>>9491874
>renting ava
Lmao fuck off
>>9491795
Or picking up a "chill" ava you don't have to play seriously, just watching the games unfold and dropping fun lines when you see a good event.
Whatever works for you in the end.
Oh and hey, I heard you liked metal, ever listened to Murmuure?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgKhr6ka1LY
>>9491886
>Constantly talking shit on oldfags and thinking all of them are jaded
No, that's why people don't like you. People judge oldfags for talking shit on newfags for no reason, but you talk shit on oldfags for no reason.
>>9491764
Lurking but should sleep. I don't know.
>>9491903
fyxe have u herd the NEW DEATH GRIPS EP
>>9491774
>Drowns the anon with water magic
Ok, give levi first 36
>>9491886
Alright.
>>9491903
That sounds an awful lot like an oc.
>>9491936
Blademaster Lenny
>>9491829
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/disclaimer.php
From there, scroll to the bottom and press 'edit cast' to change the tributes, and click 'load season' to import a code, or 'modify events' to create some yourself!
The most important thing is to have fun with your games!
>>9491936
Kaito
>>9491936
Cirno
>>9491936
Pepezing
>>9491936
Eggman-kun
>>9491936
eatdatpussy445
>>9491936
Draco
Apple juice is the drink of the gods.
>>9491936
Miku's ass
>>9491936
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>9491936
Sgt Keroro
>>9491936
Nepper
>>9491936
a man
>>9491936
The Boxing Channel
>>9491903
>>9491795
Just go to 2:18 if you don't like the atmospheric beginning.
>>9491936
FYXE
>>9491936
Ridley
>>9491936
Lana
>>9491936
Suicide Baby
>>9491936
Hakuno Kishinami
>>9491936
Godot
>>9491936
Roy Batty
>>9491936
Gascoigne
>>9491961
You aren't wrong, but fuck if it doesn't give me the diarrhea.
>>9491977
>kissu
>>9491936
Sailor Mercury
>>9491936
Baki
>>9491936
Marie Korbel
>>9491903
That's kind of how the Mayor functions, honestly. Also, "like" metal is kind of an understatement, hah hah. I'll give it a listen.
>>9491911
I do?
>>9491936
Mayor of Cantown
>>9491936
Merak
>>9491992
>Mercury
>Hg
Very clever.
>>9491936
Stocking Anarchy
>>9491936
Astolfo
>male
>>9491936
Aleksander Marchant
>>9491936
Reigen Arataka
>>9491936
Catling gun
>>9491936
Captain Luna
>>9491932
No I didn't. I've gotta admit I haven't listened a lot to DG, besides their most famous song, which sound cool.
I'm more of a "dancing person" anyway, but drop a link if you want, I'll listen to it.
>>9492002
And "metal" is a pretty broad term too, unless you like every genre...
Oh well, tell me what you think of it.
>>9492002
Yes, it's like when niggers talk about how white people cause all the problems in their community and then wonder why white people are racist.
Having a cold sucks.
>>9492005
Uh...it was just a post...
But eh. Whatever.
>>9492008
Thaaaanks
>>9491849
Maybe on a different board. But archive search shows that there has not been one here in 6 months.
>>9491936
Tsuyu
>>9491936
Rika
>>9492034
Just do it and see where it takes you.
>>9491936
Agrias Oaks
>>9491829
Pick up Nagato from Kancolle. You would enjoy using her.
>>9492028
is veyr nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUTKTk60aGk
>>9492028
Pretty good. Getting hints of both metalcore and black metal, though the former might just be because I've been listening to Converge for the past hour. Gracias.
>>9492029
I talk with quite a few of them, and have tried to help get them back into HG either directly or indirectly. That previous comment was tongue-in-cheek. It's a fact that oldfags built HG. Dunno why I'd shittalk them as a whole.
>>9492079
>help them get back into HG
Why do you think they need your help?
>>9492079
Stop worshipping wrinkly oldfag cock, you dumb fetus.
>>9492092
This is spicy
>>9492092
Kek
Asgore is the hero of HG, he's what oldfags should try to be like and he knows it, it's obvious, stop shitposting him
>>9492031
I've got one too bro. Having one in the summer is ass.
>>9492117
I SEE THROUGH THE LIES OF THE ANONS
>>9492117
So oldfags should pretend to be THEMSELVES? What sense does that make?
>>9492092
Who would Obi-wan be?
>>9492068
O-Okay, I admit this is giving a bit of a headache sorry. I like Death grips when I can feel the "groove" but here... I've got nothing.
Thanks for sharing though, here's a song for you, it's the band that inspired Death Grips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTeIq8CCG3s
>>9492079
Black metal yup, I couldn't stand Burzum but I listened to this in a first go... at 3 a.m... in the dark. Pretty trippy, try the whole album sometimes
>tfw you prefer calm, soothing music over metal
What soothing songs do you like, anons?
>>9492092
Hey.
That's pretty good.
>>9492164
You can like both you know?
This is one of my favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SFt7JHwJeg
Kureji Daiyamondo.
>>9492164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmvM6syadl0
>>9492164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmZKVOaTc68
>>9492180
TL: "I suck dicks "
Ok, you guys are already in, the only 2 humans out of this game are >>9492047
and >>9492063
So I give you 3 minutes, also, look at onee-sama's background! is so cool! even if l-levi doesn't know how to fix the image
>>9492164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fOpOMQGv3A
>tfw can't be arsed to make a lennings edit of the painted lenny template
>>9492089
I try to be a helpful guy, Anon. That's all there is to it.
>>9492092
Heh.
>>9492103
"worshipping" is a strong word.
>>9492156
The only Burzum album I've given a listen is Filosofem, and it's kind of a tough pill to swallow given the ridiculously crude recording. I have listened to "War" as a standalone song, though, and it's pretty good. I'll try the full album, but my current backlog of albums I want to listen to is over 50 so it may be a while.
>>9492164
80s music is good for that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3j2NYZ8FKs
>>9492201
Tell me Asgore.
Do you hate sand?
>>9492164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCGAOjXXZD8
>>9492117
nigga whatchu on about? That goat ass motha fucka is the shittiest king! He fuckin sucks!
He's the fucking DOUG PEDERSON of HG, you smell me? H-H-He's fucking GARBAGE!
I bet he couldn't throw a damn football if it was full of air, my nigga
>>9492193
LETS FUCKING GO! I'MMA SACK ALL YO ASSES!
>>9492164
I like everything but rap and country. I'll still listen to country, if rap is the only other choice.
>>9492191
OH FUCK HOW DID YOU KNOW?
>KK
>>9492201
Okay, but you're not their savior. Don't speak for every oldfag like you think you're some kind of liberator of the oldfags or like you're doing them a favor. You're not. Stop acting like you are.
>>9492193
Where are the districts?
>>9492193
Swap please.
>>9491950
>>9492047
>>9492212
bitch are you 12
>>9492193
Let's have some -real- fun!
>>9492193
>HOLY MAYOR.
>YOU'VE BEEN DOWN TOO LONG IN THE SANDY SEA.
>OH WHAT'S BECOMING OF ME?
>>9492164
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oxku_vfh79w
>I really, really, really, really like this song. It's so soothing, it calms my soul.
>>9492201
>Thinking they want to come back
What?
>>9492215
>I like everything but rap and country.
Unironically kill yourself.
>>9492233
inb4 you die in the bloodbath again
>>9492193
Looks good so far and you aswell. Thank you for hosting.
>>9492164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM
>>9492193
May the best win.
>>9492193
Let's begin.
>>9492232
Nah, why do you ask kiddo?
>>9492201
I've listened to the one he made in jail, it's pretty funny with the midi sounds, but really repetitive.
And that's about it. Good luck in the game
>>9492193
Ready to dive!
>>9492194
>>9492193
On with the hunt!
>>9492245
What's wrong with not liking shit labeled as music?
>>9492193
This time Pekopon surely shall fall!
>>9492286
If you don't like shit you also wouldn't listen to metal.
I can enjoy any genre of music, if the music is actually good.
>>9492275
Fan-bloody-tastic.
>>9492164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVMLi_B-x8o
>>9492330
>tfw don't have a favorite tune because I can like any song
I suppose Reggae's pretty good
>>9492211
It's nice to look at in deserts and beaches, but it's a pain otherwise. Why?
>>9492221
I never considered myself a savior.
>>9492270
I think he made multiple while imprisoned, but I could be wrong. Good luck to you, too!
>>9492249
Thank you. I shall repay your act of kindness later.
>>9492346
Don't you think it's rough and course, and that it gets everywhere?
>>9492222
L-Levi choosed a bad color for that..
>>9492193
DIE DIE DIE, levi wants to see those corpses!
Music is probably the worst conversation piece to have as people usually can't handle taste that isn't theirs.
>>9492346
Well until you stop talking like that's what you consider yourself then people are gonna keep giving you shit about it.
>>9492318
Depends on the metal. Classic heavy metal? Awesome. Modern screamo/death? Eh.
>>9492064
>>9492064
>You really think so? Why do you think I will enjoy her?
>>9492359
You've got to be fucking kidding me?!! The sign said it was in that direct
Oh well, I guess I'll work on that arena instead...
>>9492359
...a friggin suicide pact? Ah well at least I outlasted Eggman-kun.
>>9492376
DON'T NAGATO IS ONE OF VERT'S AVATARS IT'S A TRAP
>>9492359
>dead instantly
>>9492359
>Ahri looks at the large weapon that's been gifted to her.
>Slowly, a laugh begins to take shape. It quickly grows into a maniacal cackle before she charges off.
>Surely, there's no way she'll die some comical death before getting to use it
>>9492164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYRDgd3Tb44
>>9492359
Who left those spotlights on...? Ah well, guess I won't enslave the rest and impress my fans standing here!
>the little frog hops off to complete his mission
>>9492193
Oh, you say it like it's a big deal.
>>9492224
Thanks, Kaito.
>>9492359
Aaah...don't you just love the convenience ghosts can give? Honestly, best part of my ability.
>>9492376
I mean look at her, she's fierce, strong, well capable of any task and she would be a great choice for you.
And the best part is that she hasn't been used yet.
>>9492359
I'm okay with this kind of service.
>>9492376
You have to be cautious of anon recomendations here. Got a discord? It can be a throwaway acc if you do not wish to share your main acc here.
>>9492357
...I suppose so, yes.
>>9492359
>You died, but apparently you were supposed to for once? Welcome to opposite day, where things make no bloody sense! Up is down, dying is living, and the CIA didn't kill JFK!
>>9492376
You can always take this filler I had, mate, if you can't seem to find any other avas to pick.
>>9492456
ASGORE IS LITERALLY ANAKIN CONFIRMED
HATE FOR SAND? CHECK
AUTISTIC? CHECK
SLOWLY TURNING TO THE DARK SIDE? CHECK
>>9492359
THATS OFFENSE RIGHT THERE
ONE FOR THE EAGLES!
>>9492164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ehnZNaNow4
Animal Crossing's got a nice comfy OST
>>9492473
Dark side? NOT FROM MY PERSPECTIVE!
>>9492492
t.Palpatine
>>9492499
Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
>>9492511
>prepares
>>9492359
Stop taking so long to post slides. 5 minutes is the way to go.
>posts comfy music
https://youtu.be/RmqXvhfBoHg
>>9492359
And we continue! levi sees a purple dragon, I think.. and a human-looking dragon working together, the chaos could be here in any moment
>>9492525
>5 minutes
more like 3
>>9492518
>>9492518
These meme replies will make a fine addition to the collection
>>9492164
https://youtu.be/TJiaRxEJpJk
>>9492535
5 is good at this hour.
>>9492525
is not levi's fault! you know that EVIL thing called "captcha", right? is my enemy right now
>>9492529
This'll make you quiver with fear.
>>9492529
>You take your time and carve the words carefully, because if you misspell something and cross it out, she's just going to die of blood loss.
>>9492553
Use Legacy capcha instead.
Seriously.
>>9492529
Ya'll BETTER run!
Running ain't my strong suit, my nigga. I'll let you escape just this time bro.
>>9492529
Is this what Hell is supposed to be?
I guess I understand now why nobody wants to live here.
>>9492529
>RNGesus hates me.
>>9492529
You know, strange creature... I had some plants once that...
>She trails off for a very long time.
made me feel like this...
>Ahri giggles for no reason before seeming to come to a realization.
You know, they call em fingers, but I've never seen em Fing.
>>9492529
psychological warfare Kero!? I-I didn't come prepared for this!
>The frog puts his fancy sleep mask on
Ah~ Much better!
Stop hosting for a second I dropped my glasses
>>9492597
i sent you something on discord
>>9492529
I wish you creeps would stop! I do not wish to be worshiped by anyone!
>>9492637
>kissu on lippu
>>9492427
Now you owe me double, so I'll just keep doing this until you owe me enough that you cab attach lasers to me or something.
>>9492526
> Posts slightly uncomfy music
https://youtu.be/DKTrQWRSqL8
>>9492651
Do not kissu!
>>9492651
>stabu in dicku
>>9492624
>thanks.
>>9492688
its a pic of ur mom
Okay I found my glasses please continue
>>9492393
>Ohh...
>>9492435
>Why u do dis?
>>9492444
>I made a throwaway acc. Here Me#5220
>>9492467
>She looks nice but I don't know her. I will look into it.
>>9492667
>posts very uncomfy music
https://youtu.be/z_pdb0WckdA
>>9492529
Look, someone drinking apple juice, kind of.. I don't have tiem to comment this slide so just look at the apple juice
>>9492526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtausFwaS1I
>a mysterious person appears out of the darkest corner of the arena and looks around as if he had lost something. He nervously scratches his head, indicating he's thinking about the situation he has gotten himself into. He gives up on looking back and forth, sitting down and resting up against a wall
...Where in the world am I? It's as if I was magically sent to this place for some reason.
>>9492712
I like your home, it really fits you.
>>9492728
>kissus and reaches hand down pants, stroking cock
>>9492712
>You hope the girl can't tell that you're quaking in your non-existent boots.
>>9492708
Alright, you win.
>>9492706
Okay, sent invite.
>>9492712
I-I didn't know when they said people carry demons around with them they didn't mean literally....Kero...
>The frog croaks
>>9492712
>canon event
>fatal
Oh.
>>9492712
>Internal screaming from the chanting
Just let me sleeeeeep dammit!!
>>9492740
>his reflexes are too good, and he grabs the anon's hands before they reach anywhere near his pants
What's your major malfunction!? You can't touch people like that, especially when they're dazed and confused!
>>9492708
>uncomfy music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMPvknyczCE
>>9492728
>A calm voice pipes up from behind where the stranger appeared.
You're blocking the light, kid, and you're monologuing.
>>9492775
Hey Beter
>>9492775
>honks your nose
beep beep
>>9492775
>is a ghost
>arm moves through your hand
>grabs dick
>>9492784
Yes anon from the /trash/ Hunger Games thread?
>>9492728
>A sound if audible sharpness is heard through is heard through the otherwise silent location. A sword flies through the air, implanting itself onto the wall right next to the boy.
>>9492782
OH SHIT ITS BLACK SLENDERMAN
>>9492780
>comfy music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zQtA4vh3LM
>>9492816
excuse u his name's adachi
>>9492816
If you're not good kids nigger slenderman will take you and use you for child support money
>>9492805
Spell penicillin
Is Levi Red?
>>9492782
>The man's a tad bit startled by the voice, and even more shaken up by the silhouette of the tall, broad man
R-Right, sorry. I didn't know there were areas I can and can't sit.
>he shuffles away from the man and sits down in a different spot, hoping this wouldn't break any nonsense rules
>>9492785
>>9492792
>he wipes his nose as if some residue was left on it and walks away from the honking anon and the "ghost"
What's with these people? I know not everyone is introverted, but this is kind of creepy to witness.
>>9492812
>despite getting comfy in his new spot, he gets up despite having a slight heart attack and touches the blade to see if it's real
Whoever's doing this can stop now! I get the point! You don't like people sitting down in this place!
>>9492881
This is bullshit and you know it.
>>9492728
Good try, Subaru. You realize nobody's gonna fall for it, right?
>>9492665
Oooh, shut up...I don't feel up to dealing with this today.
>>9492888
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
>>9492712
Why do you want to find an exit? you have the boxing channel in the tv
also, that purple dragon killed someone
Post high quality rips
>posts weird music
https://youtu.be/aZuI3ZkCHfs
>>9492881
>enough time to respond
Are we hosting for the literally retarded?
Or are you just making the host look literally retarded by saying that on her behalf?
>>9492888
No
He's Hoshi
I'm officially coming out as a trans woman today. Thank you for the massive amounts of support you have given me throughout this incredible journey. It's been a pleasure talking to you all but I need to move on to the next stage of my life as someone both completely different and completely the same. I love you all.
>>9492908
>Upgrades it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30SLZyEz5II
>>9492918
Proud of you KK
>>9492918
fuck off Chris-chan
>>9492903
Ahri, you saved my life.
I shall try and prevent Mokou from killing you.
>>9492816
That me
>>9492903
Oh...oh you're gonna pay for that. I'm gonna kick your goddamn ass something fierce! Don't think this branding here's anything more than temporary, either.
>>9492918
k mion
>>9492903
>You're just glad you don't have to carve it into someone's flesh this time around.
>Well, you could, but that's more effort than needed.
>>9492908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFWRXMr5fKU
>>9492928
basketball a shit
cricket is best sport
>>9492891
Are you Subaru
>>9492919
>infuses it
https://youtu.be/hdemtQVXZrk
>>9492908
>Look at my music! Look at my music that nobody cares about!
>>9492935
>>9492919
>Me too! Me too! I hope somebody gives me attention!
We'll here it is.
>>9492891
>A dim light shines in from behind where you had been sitting, offering meager illumination
I didn't say you can't sit there, said you were blocking the light.
>>9492966
no it's Honda
>>9492899
Y-yes, ma'am..
>>9492979
Someone post the samuel l jackson snakes on a plate thing
>>9492958
>Swims toward
>>9492972
>dances it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXz3IDitZDw
>>9492903
And... a dragon got suffocated, maybe she wasn't using the normal kind of "pillows" after all..
>>9492903
>A light glimmers in the sky.
>The kitsune stands, Scythe in hand and large smile on her face.
>Her chance is here and is taken like the lives of those demons. Easily.
>>9492996
That's way better.
Thanks
>>9492891
Halt!
>A shout from the darkness, a figure in samurai clothes is seen running towards him. Coming upon him, he rips the sword from the wall then pointing it to him.
Explain thyself! What were ye doing with mine sword?
>>9492988
Sorry, just...not the best mood.
>>9492996
Alrightit'sgonelet'sjustactlikewenevermet.
Got it?
>>9492996
>Wakes up from a nightmare where he was married to literally the worst juice.
>>9492991
>>9492996
Jeez, thanks for the help, not that I couldn't have done it myself, but you make for perfect bait!
You can get out now, the exit is where we entered
>>9492899
>Subaru's head turns to the small engineer with a mixture of shock from the flying sword and the astonishment that someone knows his name, but he pays no mind to it. Perhaps she heard him mumbling in his sleep
Hey kid, what's the deal with this?
>he pulls the sword out and shows Rika
Why can't I rest up against a wall without getting assaulted both sexually and violently?
>>9492966
Y-Yeah? How come everyone already knows my name? Please don't tell me I did something embarrassing while passed out.
>>9492979
I just assumed I'd keep blocking the light if I was sitting there. It's not much of an issue for me to move, but at least when I was sitting there I wasn't getting assaulted by flying swords.
>he looks the sharply dressed man up and down, somewhat worried that he had gotten himself into trouble. That IS why people seem to know his name, right?
You're not some kind of authority figure, right? I can't really tell between that or a scruffy business man.
>>9492996
>Thankfully, your bandaged outfit hides nearly all of them. If you're taking it off in front of someone so they notice the spots, you've got larger problems. Or maybe not a problem at all.
>>9493017
There are so many juices that are generally nasty.
>>9492996
This seems rather easy ever since getting this weapon!
>She swings it, decapitating a large gargoyle statue by accident.
... Uh.. Well, we own this castle now so.. That's not soo bad, right?
>>9493029
Subaru stop being a fag and let me grab your cock already like we used to do
>grabs cock
>>9492903
>Wants to come up with a good skeleton pun
>I can't come up with anything
God dammit brain, work with me here.
>>9492996
So this is the feeling of victory?
>>9492995
>nightcores it
https://youtu.be/DBH9fPFdsEU
>>9492996
It is mere coincidence. Voodoo is not real, right? I would never purposely curse a fellow Iron Dog...
>nervous sweating
>tfw sitting at computer after work
>finish what I was doing
>look down
>realize I'm naked
>immediate thought is "where did my clothes go?"
>honest to god can't remember ever taking my clothes off
What
>>9493015
It's fine, I'll leave you alone.
>>9493064
I'm wearing them.
I summon ________
>>9493040
>>9493025
There is no ''we'' in ''me''
Like I said, the door is just right around the corner
>>9493048
>ruins it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJhqxrmiAYU
>>9493029
All that depends on how well you follow orders, and if I'm inclined to give em. You don't have to listen to me, but you don't have to keep on breathing either.
>>9493029
>Rika scowls, planting her hands on her hips.
You know I hate it when you call me that, Subaru, cut the crap out. And you know, you're you. Being a living punching bag is...your thing and all. Did you seriously come to expect anything different?
>>9493083
Yes there is if you turn it upside down
>>9492996
Well, that fox-human deserves it!
>>9493083
Of course... You can keep the castle. It's too gaudy for my taste anyway...
>>9493118
That's a smile, not an upside-down frown!
>>9493118
Wait a second, I don't believe you!
>scribbles ''me'' down and turns it upside down
It just says ǝw!
>10 minutes x about 20 slides per game
>200 minutes, a game above 3 hours, 2 hours not counting the death slides
This host for real?
>>9493143
You did it wrong, that's not upside down, that's rotated.
>>9493136
Levi waits for people to respond while doing stuff, let levi do what she wants!
>>9493125
Ah. Lenny! Fancy seeing you once again! It really was nothing helping you. And the woman known as Agrias. A pleasure.
What can I do for--
>They proceed to beat the hell out of her.
>One of them must inherit the scythe, but who?
>>9493125
I don't want to brag or anything but... Ah who am I kidding, I love to brag!
I just got myself a big castle, all mine with no strings attached.
>>9493130
Well, since you helped me, you can have the garden.
I'll even have someone make a small shack for you, imagine a doghouse, but a bit smaller.
>>9493157
>crumbles up the paper and throws it at yout face.
You got my point nontheless!
Post tits
>>9493191
>Paper hits my face
>I get a giant papercut across my entire face
>There's a giant gash there and I pass out
>There's blood everywhere
>>9493076
The Sonic Totem
>>9493125
Hehehehehehaha...HAHAHA!
>Rika breaks in to maniacal, almost deranged laughter.
You didn't really think that'd work, did you!? Idiot! Hahahaha, if it's darkness you want, I'll give you complete darkness!
>>9493165
Can you stop autistically convincing yourself that you're being considerate not keep other hosts on the line with these unnecessary long wait between slides?
Not telling you what to do, just asking nicely.
>>9493125
Ehh...
>>9493203
Great!
Damn, no papparazzi around this time, why do they only show up when I mess up, that's not fair at all.
Ughh, is someone going to clean this mess or are we leaving it to the mice?
>>9493005
>just when he thought he could catch a break, the man notices a skeleton with fiery eyes running towards him, screeching something in old-timey English. Subaru starts backing away, preparing himself to run if need be
Wh-what the hell's going on here? You shouldn't be allowed to wear masks like that here! What'd happen if I had a heart-attack and died?
>Subaru walks up to the skeleton and analyzes him
I must say, that's an impressive costume. You're a cosplayer, right? Did I end up at a convention or something?
>>9493044
>once again, he grabs the anon's hand before he can get to his pants
Stop this crud before I get really pissed!
>he takes out his flip phone with his other hand and readies his hand to dial 9-1-1
I can't believe they let people like you walk around these parts! Now I know how those cute girls at my school feel while riding the train. It sucks more than anything else in this world to be taken advantage of like this.
>>9493101
I'm picking up on them as well as I can. So far, don't lean against walls, and don't touch the weapons laying around.
>his face seems to have gotten a bit paler since he first encountered the suited man. As if he's getting sick from all the close calls he's had so far inside the arena
Ah, I almost forgot. Can I get a name and perhaps a badge number?
>>9493115
Well jeez, I wouldn't have to call you a kid if you told me your name. Speaking of names, how do you know mine? My guess is I ended up sleepwalking into an anime convention and then did something embarrassing in front of everyone.
>>9493152
I'l host next and apologize for my retardation. the shitposting is really getting under my skin but I miss these threads too much to really leave, no matter how much I plan to or want to. Simply put, nowhere else even close to this carefree an rp general.
>Mr RETIRED FROM THE GAEMS.
>>9493236
>The blood from my face sprays into your eyes
>I get back up
HOW'S IT FEEL BEING BLINDED BY BLOOD?! SHINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>My Stand kicks you
>>9493198
>>9493254
Don't Baron, I was planning to host a primetime game.
Unless there aren't many people in which you're fine to go
>>9493258
>is completely destroyed
>>9493248
>The ghost girl looks curiously up at Subaru as he tries to grab her wrist, simply phasing through yet again and resting the palm of her hand on his crotch. She fondles his dick through his pants, trying to gauge a reaction. It would seem this ghost is incapable of speak, but she leans forward, breathing an icy, seductive breath onto Subaru's neck.
>>9493125
No comment here, levi not feeling like doing it in this slide
>>9493254
>Stealing Aquas meme
>>9493248
You can get lost. Or not, keep asking questions, see what other fabulous prizes we have in store for kids that don't know what's good for em.
>>9493320
I RETIRED FROM THE THREADS is used to shitpost aqua
>>9493191
>Ahri rolls her eyes.
No thanks... Enjoy your huge, empty castle... I'm sure all your friends would LOVE to come visit.
>>9493254
Just never say you're leaving again, even if you leave again. There's no reason to formally announce a retirement here. Just leave, and if you feel like coming back for a day in the future you can without getting shitposted
>>9493298
Let me post the slides quickly.. now levi doesn't want to do host..
>>9493327
I like the futa ahri in erp more than you
>>9493177
>After beating Ahri to a bloody, furry pulp,she leaves the cursed scythe on the groafr. Afraid of what may happen if she picks it up.
Forgive me, but it had to be done. That weapon would have consumed you otherwise.
>>9493307
>You're just impressed that somehow worked on someone's behind.
>>9493307
>kicks the glass of apple juice into the hole
Maybe it'll grow into an apple juice tree!
>>9493327
Well thank you, how nice of you to say!
I'm not sure they would visit me here, they're usually pretty afraid of me, but a castle like this would just push them over the edge, know what I'm saying?
>>9493342
>futa ahri in erp
Go on.
>>9493206
>is summoned
>>9493248
Rika. What, do you have amnesia or something? You've been here on and off for...crap, I dunno, about a year now? If you're playing at things I'm not liking it, you got that?
>>9493307
Hmmm...I know I recognize the language, but I just can't pin it down. Maybe it's in an old dialect of Chinese? Bah. I'll just give it to Patchouli next time I bump in to her.
>>9493367
She's a dom.
>>9493336
You're doing nothing that justify taking TEN M I N U T E S to post a slide.
E
You're not alone, there are people waiting, hosting is fun but you have a responsability over the ones playing your game.
>>9493307
General rule of thumb is five minutes right?
>>9493302
>the image of the ghost is clearing up. Now it's resembling a horrid, long greasy haired girl with blooding pouring from her eyes. His eyes dilate with fear, letting her getting away with a quick touch before he runs for his life
I'm not dying here, I'm not dying here, I'm NOT getting my soul sucked out of my body! Not today, not tomorrow, not ever!
>>9493310
I-If you insist
>Subaru runs behind the man, visibly shaking and pointing to what he says is a ghost
Wh-who died here and didn't go to the afterlife, and why are they abusing me? I just got here and I've somehow already made enemies! P-Please shed some light onto this situation, boss!
>>9493380
GO ON
>>9493388
>>9493423
There are some things that can't be described.
You have to experience it yourself. She's there right now.
>>9493388
>You try to take a picture of yourself, but the camera is unfortunately out of film. You really wanted to see how much Cantown grew under your guidance.
>>9493411
I start with 5 minutes between slides and then gradually speed it up.
>>9493248
The mask be doing it's purpose if it instills fear into the heart of evildoers!
>Holding the sword upright, the man spins around a few times. Once he stops, he's in a completely different outfit with a mask similar to a demon's face. He then points the sword at him again.
I hath no time to understand yer nonsense. Ye still hath yet to state what thou were doing with mine sword! Ye be an evildoer?
>>9493386
Sorry... levi would post the quickest she can
>>9493308
Aqua came back as fear and astolfo
The meme is dead
>>9493429
holy SHIT
>>9493443
Aqua isn't astolfo
>>9493342
Is that so? Nothing's stopping you from going there to enjoy her company. I'm sorry you feel that way.
>>9493373
> the sounds of mass panic are heard throughout the thread
>>9493441
3 minutes is golden
>>9493388
>>9493248
Hi Adachi
>>9493450
>Aqua
>>9493474
>It soothes the skin and leaves you feeling clean and refreshed! It's so relaxing, you forget about the moral consequences!
>>9493413
>He blinks once. Twice. A third time.
Where the fuck did that come from? Shiiittt, don't tell me you're fucked up on some new gear
>>9493374
Rika...that's a nice name! It sounds rugged if you ask me!
>the man extends his arm towards Rika, beckoning her for a handshake
I'd introduce myself, but it seems like you already know me. I'm not sure what game you're talking about since this is my first time meeting any of you people. The only games I like to play are computer games anyway.
>>9493434
W-Well sir, I...you threw it at me! I only touched it because I wanted to know what it's deal was! It's not every day you get a sharp object thrown at you. I have to say, I'm surprised they let you bring something that sharp into this place. If you're not careful you might really harm someone.
>Subaru looks down at his shoes and reminisces the moment the sword almost look his head clean off
L-Like you. I only have one life to live, and I'd like to live it to it's fullest before dying a warrior's death.
>>9493486
yesssss
>>9493356
I'm rich!
>>9493474
Why are you all hiding from me? Is it my aftershave?
>>9493486
>>9493508
>>9493388
>When you quote the wrong poster
Okay thats its goodnight.
>>9493356
What I wanted to say here was good to see you back.
>>9493534
you're facing the wrong way dumpass
Can you people make a new thread? levi doesn't want to make you people wait more..
>>9493474
Heh...this is why I talk with liches. They're a lot more entertaining than you'd think, actually.
>>9493502
It means "Science", not, "Rugged", you idiot-GAH!
>She recoils a bit at the gesture, briefly throwing her arms up.
Don't enter my personal space, dammit! And seriously, what's your deal? You were here like...four days ago, tops!
>>9493548
Do it yourself dumbass that's what hosts do
>>9493486
What is this from
>>9493569
me irl
>>9493388
>>9493561
But why?
>>9493577
Then send us some more bro.
>>9493499
>he slowly walks out from behind the man and looks around for the ghost
That's bizarre. I could have sworn I saw something touching me. I guess it ran away when it saw me come to you for help.
>he walks completely out and positions himself in front of the man
Thanks for the help! Now, do you think you can give me a name and a badge number? I feel like I've waited long enough for it. It's also pretty rude denying someone you saved of a proper greeting.
>>9493550
>he reacts by getting closer to Rika with both arms extended out towards her, attempting to calm her down from whatever made her screaming like that
I'm not sure what I've done, but I'm sorry! I don't know much about first-aid, but please let me help you!
>>9493587
Oh, hey, isn't this my imposter? Nice work.
>>9493600
>Rika's response is backing away furiously while doing that weird "stop-that" implying noise.
I don't want you touching me, you idiot, how many times do I have to stab you to make you remember that!?
RED...
>>9493502
To harm someone, that be the point of Yoshimitsu! Ye hath failed the test I gave by touching it!
>The man brings it closer and closer until it barely touched his neck. He then retracts it, spinning it into his sheathe.
But ye shall live for now. Not many can be eternal like The Great Yoshimitsu.
>Dances into the thread.