ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.) Do you bother with the

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>>9479658
I'sll take borein' over gettin shot at, stung by a giant fish, gettin' random hugs from Regigigas, or fightin' a knight in tha middle of tha hallway anyday amico.

>>9479801
Yeah. Half ways make's me nervous.

>>9479894
...Dat sounded lewd.

>>9479905
cock

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>>9479905
I hath no idea what that be!

>>9479816
SAVE THYSELF SQUIRE
THE END OF DAYS HATH COME
SWEET JESU GIVE ME SUCCOR

>>9479878
All of it? Damnible magics!

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So, I'm about to do something really big for myself.
And if I mess it up, well, I don't know what will happen. But I feel like it's gonna be bad if I do.
Any tips for calming myself quickly before I do this?

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>>9479938
Yes hello.

>>9479948
Copious amounts of alcohol.

>>9479948
Breathe in, breathe out.

>>9479966
Or that.

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>>9479801
Yeah.
Not having to worry about danger is nice...

>>9479894
...
I guess it is...

>>9479923
Good point.
Well, we can take care of each other if something bad does happen.

god i wish i was dead

>>9480014
Crapdad do yo thang

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>>9480014
YOU, INTO THE TEST CHAMBER
>SCIENCE
YOUR LEGAL NAME IS AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN "DEAD" IN EVERY TIMELINE
YES, IN ALL CAPS

Hey Jirachi?

I wish everyone on earth of legal age was 1500% more lewd. That means you B&s.

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>>9480080
Brutal.
>Ding.
Everyone on earth that's of legal age is now 1500% more lewd!
Have fun!

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>>9480118
Why would you do something like this?

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>>9479966
Getting drunk is the last thing I want to do right now.

>>9479981
Deep breaths...
Okay...think I'm ready.
Wish me luck.
>Latias assumes her refined human illusion, and "walks" into the nearest registration office/courthouse

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>>9480118
...I don't feel any different.

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>>9480142
Hey pal once you're done with your thing we should make a group together.
I've got some buds shacked up and we're gonna have some fun!
>>9480118
>Lewd sheet noises.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

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>>9480118
...I think I'm going to need a long, cold shower.

>>9480118
Just saying this is stupid and a little forced

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>>9480118
Oh god Heat came early.
Someone kill me.

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>>9480118
>attempt to point Red Dog
>point red rocket instead
Why. Bork.

>>9480118
I can't believe you've done this.

>>9480146
I'm not surprised.

-Kurt/murkrow, hates AT&T

>>9480146
You wouldn't slut, there is in fact a hard cap on how much you can think about sex before there isn't any time left in the day

>>9480246
Not true.

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>>9480142
>They assume she's a human, the illusion smooth and realistic, Latias fully focused on maintaining it
>Smooth sailing so far, she starts the process, handing them information needed for the registration process.
>Name, age, etc.

>>9480118
>Filled with lewd thoughts
>Struggle to stay focused on the task at hand

>>9480171
Uh.
Who are you?

>>9480252
Thinking about having bigger and more interesting dicks up your ass 24/7 is about the best you can do Anon, I should know, I do it
Unless Dialga would like to change how time works so you can now think about sex 25/8

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>>9480225
Huh. This is lame as fuck. You feel anything birdbrain? I'm just gonna grab some tacos or something.

>>9480246
Only hard thing here is me, fag.

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>>9480272
...Paulie? I got a Zoroark friend, definitely my pokemon. Workin' on some others...
Shuppet some others?

>>9480294
Uhh, maybe, maybe not. Who wants to know.
Get some wieners too.

-Kurtcrow, totally not staring at lewd cat things

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>>9480272
>Keeps going through the process, no problems so far
>Paperwork is next
>Psychically levitate pen, lining it up with the illusory hand, and write with it, attempting to make it look as natural as possible

>>9480309
I'll think about it.
Are you a trainer?

>>9480294
Coat the walls in your cum, I dare you.

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>>9480351
Yep! If you touch the sheet I- I mean my buddy has a typing advantage. I'd urge ya to not.

>>9480294
This >>9480368 but the bird

>>9480216
Can you picture it? The spined, rock hard shaft of a Meowstic rougly pumping into you while he makes you feel pleasure that should be physically impossible?

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>>9480351
>Pen clips through the hand a little
>Suspicion levels: 30%
>Latias attempts to remain calm and focused, filling out and signing forms

>>9480381
Uh. Alright?
So, why do you want me to visit anyways?

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>>9480341
Yeah, sure whatever.

>>9480368
Fuckin'... I'm busy here you dweeb do I really... UUGH

>catte: equip the dick
>go plop on the ground and crawl up to nearest wall
>fug it, jerk yourself off in front of the bird, he's seen it before
I'm just doing this to prove a point.

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>>9480414
Well ya kinda motivated me to become a trainer! Thought it'd be fair to repay ya somehow.
See on the document thingies it says a pokemon has to return to their ball once every two weeks. Sooo... I ball ya, ya come back every two weeks. Easy.
>>9480423
>Take notes.

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>>9480118
>Thoughts of goo

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>>9480423
Thank.
>[nices internally]
>very obvious staring

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>>9480118
Jirachi wen does this end!?

>>9480408
S-STOP

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>>9479905
I've been in one gym battle but other than that not really.
>>9480118
Fantastic
>>9480507
The ride never ends

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>>9480414
[3/5 evens]
[1/3 odds]
>Latias finishes the last of the paperwork
>Now comes the part she dreads
>Fingerprints
>As she places the illusory finger onto the ink pad, she lifts the ink up onto it, attempting to make it look convincing, and then moves it in sync with said hand, "pressing" it into the paper, trying to make the most realistic fingerprint she can

>>9480441
I'm sorta trying to become a trainer myself. So I don't have to worry about being caught in a ball anymore.

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>>9480441
>Catte: Visibly giddy
Pssh. Pervert creep

>>9480495
>dark catte: go full lewd
>turn around, back up against the wall, legs spread as wide as possible while still comfortable
>lick paw and then pound the spikey evil scratch post
>make sure that birb can see the filled Ultra-Balls flopping up and down
Heh~
You enjoying the show pervert?

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>>9480545
Eh, if that works out for ya we should team up or somethin'. Yep. We need a team name though.
>>9480561
>Sweat.
>Take notes.

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>>9480561
>subconsciously birbhop closer
>gotta get a good look is all
>shh
Yes.
Yes I am.
A lot.

>>9480507
You want it, don't you? That cock would fill you right up, even if you evolved! It's the perfect fit, a pair of mewling kittens sending each other to pleasure highs only the powers of a Psychic can achieve~

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>>9480545
[Evens: 3/5]
[Odds: 2/3]
>Latias succeeds in making an ink blotch
>And the hand clips into the pad
>Suspicion levels: 70%
>Sweating, internal panic
>Tries again

>>9480606
I'll consider a visit, I suppose.

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>>9480606
That's what I thought loser. What's under the sheet? All two inches?

>>9480625
>lewdest catte: crawl over to that birb on all fours, ass and tail in the air
>drip on the floor a bit
Good. Me too~
>licc the smolbirb

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>>9480665
Kaaaanto, babyo.
>>9480691
Oh shut up.
>Take more notes.

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>>9480542
WAIT THERE'S NO STOPPINGTHIS!? OH FUCK THIS IS BAD.

>>9480654
GAAAHCOAJDISJSIFJGNV COULD YOU NOT PLEASE I DON'T NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!

>>9480743
Oh, nice pic choice. Ass high up in the air for all the thick juicy cocks that are going to pump into it.

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>>9480691
good god don't waste any man.
I- I mean, uh.
>smol squaw
>flustered birb sounds
>give the lewdcatte a wingpat because you have no idea what you're doing

>>9480118
>Meanwhile in a cyber cafe in Goldenrod
Interesting
Interesting
Jirachi makes lewd wishes
>Personal notes: happen
>Actually finish writings: maybe

>>9480743
A nice strong Psychic just pumping telekinetic cocks in and out of your holes, stretching them wide as they flood your brain with pleasure and your body with cum, until, several HOURS of heaven later, you're left leaking from both ends!

>>9480771
>>9480848
finally some decent lewd that isnt sun shit
>straight
nvm

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>>9480771
>>9480848
...Is this a normal event?
Why are so many acting so strange today?

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>>9480665
[Odds 3/3]
>The hand clips through the table entirely as she panics and presses way too hard
>Suspicion levels: 100%
>Disguise fades as she panics, revealing her true form to those watching
>Cloak, and flee, the courthouse in panic and uproar
>This will carry repercussions for her, and perhaps for others, as the news reports the incident, tearing into her reputation

>>9480714
So, uh.
I may have just messed up.
Really badly.

>>9480885
Jirachi has cursed us with being really horny and bullying the cat is helping me get off.

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>>9480714
Why don't you make me? If you're man~ enough.

>>9480820
Hehe~
>one paw is back to it's post jacking off the scratch pole dangerously close to that birb
>the other one is too busy caressing that krow
You're almost cute when you get flustered. Almost.
>licc

>>9480885
Wanna find out sandman~?

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>>9480848
How do telekinetic cocks cum?

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>>9480907
...As you say.
>>9480920
I would dissuade you from touching me as it leads to... me becoming in control of your body.

>>9480936
You assume the Psychic isn't getting his own dick in all three holes? He just needs something to fill them while he personally attends to one

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>>9480936
They don't.
Like, it's all in the mind.
Fuck, I wish my BF was awake...

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>>9480897
...How badly?
>>9480920
I'd splat ya in a second, pal.

>>9480965
Hey mouse, help me bully the cat, it'll be fun.

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>>9480771
T-THAT ISNT INTENTIONAL
>>9480848
STAPH.
>>9480936
>>9480962
>>9480965
Aifbsifjsifnwocjebsogbsiwpfosi

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>>9480920
O-only almost? C'mon now.
>jeez that's a nice dicc.
>krow kock: out
Ffffuck.
Uhm.
little help? wings aren't good for self service.

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>>9480976
Well, an entire courthouse of people just saw me fail to register, lose my disguise, and then flee.
And I'm pretty sure the news is gonna hit that up really soon or something.

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>>9481009
Did you type that with your tongue while your paws were occupied?

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>>9480984
Bro, like, I'm going steady with someone.
I may be easy, but, like, I'm not gonna cheat.
>>9481009
Uh, I dunno how to help.
Sorry.

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>>9480118
>Why
>Whywhywhywhywhy
>This is not helping this trial at all
>Roll effectiveness: reduced
>0,2: fails

>>9481009
You know you want it~ just give in and fuck a Psychic, you're always whining about them here, clearly you want one to stuff you full of cum~

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>>9481033
Tell ya what, you gotta lay low for a while. Heeeeeck... You and me can turn the dream real. You tell me where yer layin' low... I go and try n catch ya and you "accidentally" mess up and get caught?

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>>9481035
NO! THERE'S OTHER PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW!
>>9481040
Well at least you're not making things worse like
>>9481084
PLEASE STOP I CAN'T EVEN RELIEVE MYSELF RIGHT NOW!

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>>9481044
>Whywhywhywhy...what?
>Already close to the end?
>There's but one thing left
>And it may need a bit of psychic help

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>>9481084
. . . godsdammit.
>Psych mouse: lock self in bathroom, attempt to get this out of your system
>Probably feel terrible about this

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>>9481142
So? The chance of getting caught makes it that much better.

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>>9480956
Yess~

>>9480976
Splat all over me dweeb, just watch the face

>>9481019
>nuzzle the krow kock
Mmm, nice. Took you long enough to ask.
>slow lick from the base to tip
>keep eye contact the entire time
How's that?

>>9481142
See this guy?
>>9481182
You've got the right idea, just let it all out in the bathroom, imagine a Meowstic slowly running his tongue down your chest, then diving into your pussy, using his powers to make sure no other partner can compare~

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>>9481139
Sorry, but I'll pass on your offer.
I want to own myself, and I will, somehow.
I also feel terrible at myself right now for messing up, and I'm also flooded with lewd thoughts for some reason. Which are only further reminding me of how lonely I am.

>>9481142
But it'll feel so good. The more you try to resist it the more that urge is gonna build up. It'd be a shame if you lost control in a battle or when your friends need you. Isn't it better to let it all out now?

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>>9481159
>Godsdammit why
>This cannot be natural
>Anxiety at doing this
>Guilt about Seb
>Finish up, filled with shame

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>>9481182
IT REALLY DOESN'T!
>>9481232
I give up, clearly being here is just making things wor-
They just went to sleep, I can hear them snoring.
I'm in luck!
>Firecat: lick self in bathroom

>>9481233
Why not find somebody with no ethics who works at a pokemon center to implant you with the chip that tells pokeballs you're already owned?

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>>9481218
>can birbs shiver?
>I dunno but this one just did
G-good, real good.
>highly dignified peep
>fuc
You uh, do this often?

>>9481289
Hehe, she thinks that's going to help her. I've been at it for the past hour and it just doesn't stop, much like a Psychic having too much fun wouldn't stop until their toy was passed out.

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>>9481289
Atta girl, have fun now.

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>>9481156
>Head: a little clearer.
>Guilt: nagging.
>Ray: zipping off to the hospital to see Seb.
>Little fella's made up his mind, he's trying to help.

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>>9481269
>Beep beep message
>"Panoptes wants you at the hospital now"

>>9481346
ok its time to stop

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>>9481293
That's a thing?
Does the chip say I belong to anyone?

>>9481407
I believe it usually has their trainer ID programmed into it but i'm sure you can have them set that to something bogus

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>>9481289
Very cute.

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>>9481423
Set it to my name, maybe?
Also, do I need to go to sleep for it?

>>9481406
You seem to think I CAN stop, Jirachi has me on overdrive.

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>>9481331
>lap at the Safari Balls in between words
>"But wait birbs don't have balls"
>no they don't and they usually don't have dicks either, so shuddup and roll with it random Anon bitching to himself in the distance
Just when I'm bored. I got another hole if you wanna play with that dork.
>sluuurp
Or you can just lay down and take me in now if you wanna, perv.

>>9481436
I would assume you'd need to be under anesthesia for the process.

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>>9481376
>Ray comes speeding in, more than a little concerned.
Yo, what is it, what's going on?

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>>9481458
That might be a problem.
I don't think I would trust them enough to even consider being put to sleep.
What's stopping them from balling me as soon as I am out, or locking me in a cage?

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>>9481467
>Close enough to the hospital for Panoptes to directly speak in your mind
>"His self inner universe is changing, it is more focused and clear"
>"Yet, his self stalled"

>>9481485
Befriend somebody intimidating to stand watch during the procedure.

>>9481485
This: >>9481509
Bonus points if they've actually killed somebody before.

>>9481521
So get COCK on the case?

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>>9481509
>>9481521
Intimidating?
...
I literally cannot think of anyone I know.
But then again, I have like, three friends.

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>>9481542
>The Cock is too busy violently jerking it in the ocean to avoid melting the ship
NOT NOW
BUSY
FUCK JIRACHI

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>>9481495
"Time for a dive, then."
>There's no hesitation as the mouse dashes in, working his way up to Room 513.
"'Sup, Panoptes. Like, can 'chu do me a favor?"
"If this goes bad, like, tell my bro I love him. And that he's a nerd."

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>Lewd eel moans.

>>9481579
Jirachi would make a perfect dick for your cock, he's probably soft and stretchy, and he's a steel type so you won't melt him

>everyone gets lewd anons but me
>roll to die

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>>9481451
>tiny birb legs: give out
>smol flop
I uh, uhm..
>tweet.wav
>Sweat
W-what do you mean by "take me in", exactly?
>birb is on his back so if that means what I think it does, perfect opportunity for demonstration.

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>>9481600
"Understood"
"If my self calculations are correct, either self would be erased on a grievous accident"
"Please make your self comfortable"

>>9481611
Not gonna lie, if Jirachi was down for it I totally would

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>>9481579
>>9481606
Goo..

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>>9481346
Shuddup I have relief for now!
>>9481355
...I did.
>>9481431
Who are you!?!?

>>9481600
>Dubs
>Maximum confidence
>>9481641
"Do or die. Just like the old days, bro."
>Ray gets comfy, and slowly begins his psychic dive.

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>>9481606
...THAT NOISE IS NOT HELPING THE SITUATION HERE

>>9481611
>Attempt to Dragon Pulse
>fails on anything but Dubs because too busy jerking off to eel noises

>>9481657
PLS

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>>9481670
( Like, bros? Drink. )

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>>9481670
"My self will be monitoring"
"May luck be on your self side"

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>>9481660
A chat, mi amor. Is there something we need to discuss?

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>>9481670
>>9481686
>Seb arrived at the top of the tower
>He is struggling to move the object you could not focus on before
>Focus on object or Seb?

>Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA8y8DUXW6w

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>>9481639
>boom, jackpot
>pounce on the smolbirb
>grind the Scratching Post up against the first hole you feel down there
You wanna find out?~
>Dark Catte: shove tongue down down birbthroat for emphasis

>>9481670
>>9481686
>>9481719
>praying for this to actually kill someone and not yet another "haha we win" scenario

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>>9481703
No? Not that I'm aware of.
>Firecat: internally screaming
>I can't tell if catte is meant to just be online or in Tiff's room so I assume online.

>>9481731
(Quincy died not even a week ago dude chill)

>>9481678
There's 41 pixels of dick and dick related stuff in that picture.

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>>9481733
>Online, catte is a psychic, not omniscient.
Is that why you were so flustered by the prospect of psychic dickings? Oui, do tell. Shall I come meet you?

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>>9481719
>Ray focuses on the object - maybe he can get an idea of what it is this time...
>>9481731
( You got a dead weeb Thursday and a bloodied up kid tonight calm down )

>>9481781
>>9481804
(Literally shut up. That death was BS and no one in the farsail+friends crew has died.)
(No I won't shut up I want some goddamn death. REAL death.)

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>>9481804
>It seems to be a dead and rusted Magnezone
>It doesn't look like Jay, and yet, it looks all too familiar
>Seb keeps pushing, it seems he wants to throw it off the tower

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>>9481831

>>9481831
(I gotta agree. I see the thread dying before anyone from Farsail or Catalyst proper dies. Jirachi is probably going to drop Desmond so cultman can't get his revenge.)

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>>9481802
I'm flustered because someone wished for the whole world to get horny, it just so happens that the internet likes to tease me about something I vented about here!
I can't trust you, unless you would be willing to join the team and become one of my Trainer's Pokemon so she can keep an eye on you...

>Internally debating posting this:
>'Why are you even suggesting that!?'
>'Because the internet has a point! We need to get over this thing with Psychics!'
>'That's the lust talking! Healthy doses of paranoia keep us alive!
>That's why we want him in a pokeball first!'
>'...If this goes wrong it's all your fault'
>In the end, she posts it.

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>>9481831
>>9481899
ok

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>>9481856
>Ray attempts to call out to Seb, and help toss the shattered Magnezone from the dreamscape tower.

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>>9481721
>cat just pounced on you
>have a minor instinctual freak out internally
>and immediately forget it because that dicc feels goodweird and there's a tongue in your throat
>try and return the kalosing as best you can
>wing: do a thumbs up kinda thing

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>>9481939
>...
>Minor psychic feedback
>Pain on both
>1/3
>Seb is still trying to push on, despite the pain

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>>9481914
Oui~! I will be there iiiiin... The morning.
No need to tell me where, mon cher. I am a resourceful feline. But I have to get a few things together.
Ciao!
>Bluecatte: Step over the remains of your old trainer.
>Get your scarves and get going.

>>9481970
>Squint

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>>9482005
>Solsquint.

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>>9481968
>Psy mouse: PAIN
>Clear your head, Ray, focus!
>He tries to help, focusing hard on Seb and his struggle...

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>>9481953
>Obtain the birb butt
>go slow because that bird is half your size and your dick is covered in tiny fleshy spikes
>Catte: Attempt to be considerate and stop throat molesting that bird long enough to check if you're hurting it
You good dork, or you wanna be a pussy and bitch out?
>Nailed it

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>>9481970
>Firecat: internally panic
>What have you done? Inviting a psychic to the team!?
>This could go so wrong
>Firecat: curl up against trainer and try to sleep while hoping this wasn't a mistake

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>>9482027
>Psychic feedback again
>Seb clutches his head in pain
>"...Ray..."
>2/3

>>9482072
ray is just going to get a get
everyone in discord is gonna freak out
SB is gonna be good as new
the format is predictable

>>9482106
(If you're right I'm going to laugh my ass off.)

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>>9482072
>Ray: Stop helping for a moment.
>"Seb, bro... I'm trying, but I keep screwing up..."
>Ray: One last time, pray and attempt to help.
>>9482106
( This is literally just to regain consciousness. Discord's already agreed that Seb's got lingering physical injuries even if he makes this. )

>>9482128
ok
>>9482143
did your script fail
fucking cheater trash

>>9482106
nah

what the fuck is a seb
i'm just lurking this thread and i have no idea what the hell is going on but i have a morbid interest

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>>9482143
>Psychic feedback the third
>Seb collapses in pain
>You feel like you can attempt to push off the object yourself
>But the consequences of failure will be terrible

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>>9482053
>birb: do that shiver shavver again
N-no, I'm good. You're good.
..really good.
>internal squawking at that pun

>>9482161
wew

inb4 scriptfag ray gets the quads

>>9482179
short for sebastian who is a character who's in a coma right now

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>>9482192
>Nope. not going for it.
>Ray's fucked up enough today.
>He breaks the connection...
>And breaks down crying.
>>9482161
>>9482227
( does the salt in your cunt hurt aon )

>>9482222
NICE

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>>9482161
>>9482227
(If I wanted actual roll fuckery I'd skip straight to dice fudging)
(Seriously, stop being annoying)

>>9482246
dont reply to shitposters

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>>9482200
>double dubs
>apparently the smolbirb is amazing in bed
You're *pant* not awful either~
>catte: full speed ahead
>ram the birb full speed

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>>9482246
>"...come back..."
>The last thing you hear before the connection is severed

(Uh do people use scripts to get the rolls they want here?)

>>9482362
(No, that'd just be the resident shitposters whining again)

>>9482362
(Who knows, I made a thing to get around having to use post numbers for rolls but since half our posts are probably phone posts its useless)

>>9482362
( No. Scripting is a no-go here, shitposters are just being whiny because there isn't enough brutal character death for them [read: there is never enough brutal character death for them]. )

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>>9482362
(Nope, but there are plenty of shitposters accusing players of scripting)
(It's real annoying, especially when it's plot hours and it goes in a direction they don't like)

>>9482282
(Like this guy here pretending to be a GM)

>>9482389
>>9482395
(Alright. I was thinking about hopping in now but uh I'll lurk more or go I guess.)

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>>9482290
C'mon no-
>LEWD SQUAWK
>very flustered borblet sounds
J-jeez. That, that is, not small.
hoo.

>>9482424
(Yeah, there was this dude that got kicked out recently for being a creep and apparently he went on like a shitposting crusade)

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>>9482438
(We have the GM chat for this very reason)
(Either post it directly yourself in there and prove you're not bullshitting, or go away)

>>9482438
ur not me
stop pretnding to be me

>>9482438
>>9482282
>deleted
what? we don't have mods here

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>>9482424
( No pressure, man. Feel free to lurk, and don't feel like you have to jump right into Real Plot hours if you do decide to join. Comfy characters are cool too. )
>>9482438
>(I'm an actual GM but I told Jirachi to phone it into GM chat. Sorry.)
( Except for the part where he didn't )
>>9482494
( RP's a little more structured, with fags who sorta-kinda make sure things don't go completely fuckways with "lol i nuke u" )

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>>9482464
What's wrong birdbrain?
>thrust faster because lewd squawks are cute
Can't keep up?~

>>9482411
>>9482416
>>9482466
>>9482518
(Yeah you guys seem to have a lot of problems as is. Uh, I'll just lurk or fuck off.)

(rules/info plox, if anyone has them available?)

>>9482558
(http://pastebin.com/dy3GD8Me)
(recap bin is still under construction, but if you want a tl;dr version of the main groups that can be given on request)

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>>9482550
(A bigger problem than the shitposters is the lack of new players)
(You're cordially invited to stay and participate)

>>9482466
>>9482550 #
...Anonymous
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>>9482438
(We have the GM chat for this very reason)
(Either post it directly yourself in there and prove you're not bullshitting, or go away)
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:34:20 No.9482490
>>9482438
ur not me
stop pretnding to be me
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:34:25 No.9482494
>>9482438
>>9482282
>deleted
what? we don't have mods here
>>9482518 #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:35:42 No.9482518
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>>9482424 #
( No pressure, man. Feel free to lurk, and don't feel like you have to jump right into Real Plot hours if you do decide to join. Comfy characters are cool too. )
>>9482438
>(I'm an actual GM but I told Jirachi to phone it into GM chat. Sorry.)
( Except for the part where he didn't )
>>9482494 #
( RP's a little more structured, with fags who sorta-kinda make sure things don't go completely fuckways with "lol i nuke u" )
>>9482550 #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:37:19 No.9482546
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>>9482464 #
What's wrong birdbrain?
>thrust faster because lewd squawks are cute
Can't keep up?~
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:37:23 No.9482550
>>9482411 #
>>9482416 #
>>9482466 #
>>9482518 #
(Yeah you guys seem to have a lot of problems as is. Uh, I'll just lurk or fuck off.)
>>9482623 #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:37:49 No.9482558
(rules/info plox, if anyone has them available?)
>>9482585 #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:39:59 No.9482585
>>9482558 #
(http://pastebin.com/dy3GD8Me)
(recap bin is still under construction, but if you want a tl;dr version of the main groups that can be given on request)
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:41:51 No.9482623
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>>9482585
this pastebin is private

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>>9482660
>thats my thing you cunt 06/22/17(Mon)23:44:53 No.9482660 ▶
>>>9482466
>>>9482550 #
>...Anonymous
>06/22/17(Tue)01:33:48 No.9482475
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>>>9482438
>(We have the GM chat for this very r

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>>9482546
I'm fi- fffuck.
>lewd peeps
>noise peeps not marshmallows
>marshmallow fugs are a later episode
J-just keep going, meowmix!
>every few thrusts in hits that sweet spot and gets some smol squaws out

>>9482466
>>9482550 #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:33:48 No.9482475
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>>9482438
(We have the GM chat for this very reason)
(Either post it directly yourself in there and prove you're not bullshitting, or go away)
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:34:20 No.9482490
>>9482438
ur not me
stop pretnding to be me
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:34:25 No.9482494
>>9482438
>>9482282
>deleted
what? we don't have mods here
>>9482518 #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:35:42 No.9482518
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>>9482424 #
( No pressure, man. Feel free to lurk, and don't feel like you have to jump right into Real Plot hours if you do decide to join. Comfy characters are cool too. )
>>9482438
>(I'm an actual GM but I told Jirachi to phone it into GM chat. Sorry.)
( Except for the part where he didn't )
>>9482494 #
( RP's a little more structured, with fags who sorta-kinda make sure things don't go completely fuckways with "lol i nuke u" )
>>9482550 #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:37:19 No.9482546
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>>9482464 #
What's wrong birdbrain?
>thrust faster because lewd squawks are cute
Can't keep up?~
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:37:23 No.9482550
>>9482411 #
>>9482416 #
>>9482466 #
>>9482518 #
(Yeah you guys seem to have a lot of problems as is. Uh, I'll just lurk or fuck off.)
>>9482623 #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:37:49 No.9482558
(rules/info plox, if anyone has them available?)
>>9482585 #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:39:59 No.9482585
>>9482558 #
(http://pastebin.com/dy3GD8Me)
(recap bin is still under construction, but if you want a tl;dr version of the main groups that can be given on request)
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:41:51 No.9482623
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>>9482686

>>9482550
(The main problem we have is people getting scared off because of shitposting. RIP Bat, Annabel, C, Sumi, and like 40 other people)
(It's impressively dedicated shitposting as I assume you've noticed)

>>9482466
>>9482550 #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:33:48 No.9482475
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>>9482438
(We have the GM chat for this very reason)
(Either post it directly yourself in there and prove you're not bullshitting, or go away)
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:34:20 No.9482490
>>9482438
ur not me
stop pretnding to be me
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:34:25 No.9482494
>>9482438
>>9482282
>deleted
what? we don't have mods here
>>9482518 #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:35:42 No.9482518
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>>9482424 #
( No pressure, man. Feel free to lurk, and don't feel like you have to jump right into Real Plot hours if you do decide to join. Comfy characters are cool too. )
>>9482438
>(I'm an actual GM but I told Jirachi to phone it into GM chat. Sorry.)
( Except for the part where he didn't )
>>9482494 #
( RP's a little more structured, with fags who sorta-kinda make sure things don't go completely fuckways with "lol i nuke u" )
>>9482550 #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:37:19 No.9482546
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>>9482464 #
What's wrong birdbrain?
>thrust faster because lewd squawks are cute
Can't keep up?~
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:37:23 No.9482550
>>9482411 #
>>9482416 #
>>9482466 #
>>9482518 #
(Yeah you guys seem to have a lot of problems as is. Uh, I'll just lurk or fuck off.)
>>9482623 #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:37:49 No.9482558
(rules/info plox, if anyone has them available?)
>>9482585 #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:39:59 No.9482585
>>9482558 #
(http://pastebin.com/dy3GD8Me)
(recap bin is still under construction, but if you want a tl;dr version of the main groups that can be given on request)
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:41:51 No.9482623
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>>9482686eoCuckold time...

>>9482466
>>9482550 #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:33:48 No.9482475
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>>9482438
(We have the GM chat for this very reason)
(Either post it directly yourself in there and prove you're not bullshitting, or go away)
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:34:20 No.9482490
>>9482438
ur not me
stop pretnding to be me
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:34:25 No.9482494
>>9482438
>>9482282
>deleted
what? we don't have mods here
>>9482518 #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:35:42 No.9482518
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>>9482424 #
( No pressure, man. Feel free to lurk, and don't feel like you have to jump right into Real Plot hours if you do decide to join. Comfy characters are cool too. )
>>9482438
>(I'm an actual GM but I told Jirachi to phone it into GM chat. Sorry.)
( Except for the part where he didn't )
>>9482494 #
( RP's a little more structured, with fags who sorta-kinda make sure things don't go completely fuckways with "lol i nuke u" )
>>9482550 #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:37:19 No.9482546
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>>9482464 #
What's wrong birdbrain?
>thrust faster because lewd squawks are cute
Can't keep up?~
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:37:23 No.9482550
>>9482411 #
>>9482416 #
>>9482466 #
>>9482518 #
(Yeah you guys seem to have a lot of problems as is. Uh, I'll just lurk or fuck off.)
>>9482623 #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:37:49 No.9482558
(rules/info plox, if anyone has them available?)
>>9482585 #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:39:59 No.9482585
>>9482558 #
(http://pastebin.com/dy3GD8Me)
(recap bin is still under construction, but if you want a tl;dr version of the main groups that can be given on request)
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:41:51 No.9482623
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>>9482686eoCuckold time...>>9482723

>>9482706
heh, pathetic
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:50:51 No.9482743
>>9482466 #
>>9482550 # #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:33:48 No.9482475
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>>9482438
(We have the GM chat for this very reason)
(Either post it directly yourself in there and prove you're not bullshitting, or go away)
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:34:20 No.9482490
>>9482438
ur not me
stop pretnding to be me
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:34:25 No.9482494
>>9482438
>>9482282
>deleted
what? we don't have mods here
>>9482518 # #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:35:42 No.9482518
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>>9482424 # #
( No pressure, man. Feel free to lurk, and don't feel like you have to jump right into Real Plot hours if you do decide to join. Comfy characters are cool too. )
>>9482438
>(I'm an actual GM but I told Jirachi to phone it into GM chat. Sorry.)
( Except for the part where he didn't )
>>9482494 # #
( RP's a little more structured, with fags who sorta-kinda make sure things don't go completely fuckways with "lol i nuke u" )
>>9482550 # #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:37:19 No.9482546
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>>9482464 # #
What's wrong birdbrain?
>thrust faster because lewd squawks are cute
Can't keep up?~
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:37:23 No.9482550
>>9482411 # #
>>9482416 # #
>>9482466 # #
>>9482518 # #
(Yeah you guys seem to have a lot of problems as is. Uh, I'll just lurk or fuck off.)
>>9482623 # #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:37:49 No.9482558
(rules/info plox, if anyone has them available?)
>>9482585 # #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:39:59 No.9482585
>>9482558 # #
(http://pastebin.com/dy3GD8Me)
(recap bin is still under construction, but if you want a tl;dr version of the main groups that can be given on request)
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:41:51 No.9482623
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>>9482686 #eoCuckold time...>>9482723 #

Uh...
nice thread you got here.

>>9482706
heh, pathetic
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:50:51 No.9482743
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...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:33:48 No.9482475
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>>9482438
(We have the GM chat for this very reason)
(Either post it directly yourself in there and prove you're not bullshitting, or go away)
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:34:20 No.9482490
>>9482438
ur not me
stop pretnding to be me
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:34:25 No.9482494
>>9482438
>>9482282
>deleted
what? we don't have mods here
>>9482518 # #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:35:42 No.9482518
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>>9482424 # #
( No pressure, man. Feel free to lurk, and don't feel like you have to jump right into Real Plot hours if you do decide to join. Comfy characters are cool too. )
>>9482438
>(I'm an actual GM but I told Jirachi to phone it into GM chat. Sorry.)
( Except for the part where he didn't )
>>9482494 # #
( RP's a little more structured, with fags who sorta-kinda make sure things don't go completely fuckways with "lol i nuke u" )
>>9482550 # #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:37:19 No.9482546
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>>9482464 # #
What's wrong birdbrain?
>thrust faster because lewd squawks are cute
Can't keep up?~
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:37:23 No.9482550
>>9482411 # #
>>9482416 # #
>>9482466 # #
>>9482518 # #
(Yeah you guys seem to have a lot of problems as is. Uh, I'll just lurk or fuck off.)
>>9482623 # #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:37:49 No.9482558
(rules/info plox, if anyone has them available?)
>>9482585 # #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:39:59 No.9482585
>>9482558 # #
(http://pastebin.com/dy3GD8Me)
(recap bin is still under construction, but if you want a tl;dr version of the main groups that can be given on request)
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:41:51 No.9482623
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>>9482686 #eoCuckold time...>>9482723 #
>>9482775
>>9482861

>>9482867
(An angry Australian snake is trying to drive a guy to suicide with shitposting, it's long story.)

>>9482706
heh, pathetic
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:50:51 No.9482743
>>9482466 #
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...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:33:48 No.9482475
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>>9482438
(We have the GM chat for this very reason)
(Either post it directly yourself in there and prove you're not bullshitting, or go away)
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:34:20 No.9482490
>>9482438
ur not me
stop pretnding to be me
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:34:25 No.9482494
>>9482438
>>9482282
>deleted
what? we don't have mods here
>>9482518 # #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:35:42 No.9482518
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>>9482424 # #
( No pressure, man. Feel free to lurk, and don't feel like you have to jump right into Real Plot hours if you do decide to join. Comfy characters are cool too. )
>>9482438
>(I'm an actual GM but I told Jirachi to phone it into GM chat. Sorry.)
( Except for the part where he didn't )
>>9482494 # #
( RP's a little more structured, with fags who sorta-kinda make sure things don't go completely fuckways with "lol i nuke u" )
>>9482550 # #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:37:19 No.9482546
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>>9482464 # #
What's wrong birdbrain?
>thrust faster because lewd squawks are cute
Can't keep up?~
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:37:23 No.9482550
>>9482411 # #
>>9482416 # #
>>9482466 # #
>>9482518 # #
(Yeah you guys seem to have a lot of problems as is. Uh, I'll just lurk or fuck off.)
>>9482623 # #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:37:49 No.9482558
(rules/info plox, if anyone has them available?)
>>9482585 # #
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:39:59 No.9482585
>>9482558 # #
(http://pastebin.com/dy3GD8Me)
(recap bin is still under construction, but if you wrrant a tl;dr version of the main groups that can be given on request)
...Anonymous
05/23/17(Tue)01:41:51 No.9482623
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>>9482686 #eoCuckold time...>>9482723 #
>>9482775
>>9482861

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>>9482861
Y- yea-
>get cut off by cat frenching
>no phone not drenching, not yet.
>smooch that cat to the best of your ability, beaks be damned.
>wrap your wings around him too for some extra comfy fugs
>getting close too probably

>>9482932
By shitposting in HG and ERP?

Get your spamming faggot out of ERP.

>>9483025
Yeah pretty much
>>9483028
Nothing we can do about it sorry

>>9483051
That seems retarded.

>>9483054
Pretty sure he actually is retarded honestly

post discord

>>9483086
Arubette#7039

>>9483086
https://discord.gg/qKykc
This will expire quickly

>>9483086
PuffinGuy#7311

>>9482585
>http://pastebin.com/dy3GD8Me

(It's set to private.)

>>9483202
(We know, the GM in charge of it is offline atm)

>>9483839
Just like turts totally was
but that was disproven so many times over
skitts bitching about it and saying not to talk to him was just manipulative propaganda at some points

>>9483839
Noodles is actually confirmed a fuckass
>>9483954
Turts was also a shitheel but not anywhere near this bad outside of discord

>>9483981
I agree that him venting in the /vp/ cringe thread of all places about PAR was shitty but I doubt he's behind the spam or getting other generals to hate us.

>>9483992
Domino effect, do one shitty thing and more follows. Might be him, might not be him. Wouldn't put it past him either way.

>>9484008
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>9484012
Agreed

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>>9483017
>yes phone, drenching
>3 hours later, rippo
>the cat is very vigorous, don't question it
>holy shit can you imagine how bad Kurt's pelvis has got to hurt after that long jfc
>hilt in that birb
>start rubbing the tip while you finish up inside him

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>>9484777
>777
>.....
>The only other Meowth isn't hear right now soooo uhh....
>Money Sho- I mean Payday, apply directly to own forehead

>>9483954
Turts logged the cardiac rythems of his crush.
Even if he's not shitposting that's creepy as fug

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>Tiffany wakes up, stretching as cats do and kneading into the bed with her paws
>She unfortunately discovers that the Jirachi wish hasn't worn off, but since she can already see her Trainer's dad walking around, there's no hope of release.
>She'll just have to tough it out and pray this goes away

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>>9485311
>Dubsfail
>I didn't want to get this lewd for another month gdi
>But the dice demand it like they demanded Quincy's death
>Firecat is cursed with lewdness for another day after this one

>>9485357
>Roll to seduce

>>9483629
>>9483671
(It was locked while I fixed some shit in it. People were supposed to just give a brief explanation of the rules if asked. Basically all we have is "don't lewd the underage characters". Everything else is just there to prevent a random "lol I kill you".)

>>9485821
(That and random people screaming the four letter name)

>>9485357
Roll to impregnate

>>9485357
>Roll to mind rape

>>9485813
>>9485868
>>9485891
(Could we not)

>>9485357
>Roll to summon psycatte

>>9485938
>Reroll

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>>9485357
>joyeuse was awake
>looking more serious than usual thinking about something

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>>9485357
>She decides to check things out online
(Could you fucks at least not be boring about it?)

>>9486001
Vore

>>9486001
Delicious spined cat dick filling your mouth and blowing load after load down your throat while he uses Psychic powers to pump both your holes with the biggest dicks they can take~

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So, I feel terrible right now.
Any suggestions for improving my mood?

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>>9486120
Do battle 'ganst evil forces! For great justice!

>>9486001
So you invited a Psychic over, gonna have some fun with him? Imagine that rough tongue lapping at your holes, him using his powers to make you feel a hot, thick cock gagging your throat, making you his personal slut~

>>9486001
Just imagine all that warm gooey cum rushing down your throat while you're fucked senseless. Doesn't that sound nice?

>>9486068
>>9486141
>>9486147
Man you guys are so focused on the holes, what about the dude? This is a Psychic, where's the mind control? Making the cat suck him off however he wants while she's helpless to resist and the Psychic is making every touch of her tongue to cock feel like heaven for both of them?

>all this lewd and joyeuse was ignored
ksk

>>9486173
Why stop there? Why not shred through the cat's memories until it doesn't know anything but gagging on cock and the shame of being such a depraved whore. No more battling, just a good little kitten who lives to serve.

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>>9485993
Hey, you okay? Did that wish affect you too?

>>9486197
They lack ambition and imagination

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>>9486268
>joyeuse, snaps back to reality
n-no, i was just thinking about something
no need to worry about me mademoiselle
>it seems that joyeuse is hiding something

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>>9486137
I don't feel like fighting. And it wouldn't help anyways.

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>>9486318
Damnation! Well, what manner of dark enchantment doth afflict the yon... WAIT BE YE A DRAGON?

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>>9486303
Relax, I'm feeling it too, and given how it was worded I can't imagine you having too much trouble...
>She glances back at her phone screen
And the internet isn't helping. At all.

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>>9486318
Have you considered either watching television or playing games of some sort?

>>9486357
How good do you think it would feel to have your memories obliterated by psychic pleasure? I imagine every erased moment would be like an orgasm, you'd just be a puddle afterwards, ready to be molded into the perfect cock slave~

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>>9486357
oui, i should relax a little, being serious is not likem me at all, mademoiselle, how about a magic kiss to turn me back to normal

>>9485265
>turts
>not creeping others out just for the lolz
i would do the same desu senpai senpai

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>>9486379
>Sord Flavored gasp
Thy viridian mane! Be thee a dryad?

>>9486480
You know you want it, you want to be some little Meowstic's personal fucktoy, don't you?~ That's why you invited him, so he could come in, light your whole body up with pleasure, and claim you as his~

>>9486480
Shalalala gotta kiss de sord
You know you wanna~
Imagine that big thick sheath stretching you wide

>>9486619
Oooh, once that cat gets there and the sword evolves she can have two blades stretching her back end out while the Psychic uses her mouth as his personal cum vacuum!

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>>9486348
I'm not a dragon...?
And I messed up something really badly for myself.

>>9486379
I don't really have access to either of those at the moment.
And I'm not sure if they would help with feelings of loneliness and failure.

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>>9486480
oui, i understand, it was just a joke, that is all

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>>9486519
... I suppose we can go with that, yes.
>>9486637
And what do you have access to? In such a situation I would seek out either Silvally or Anomalesia for comfort - this is, of course, presuming that Gladion isn't awake.
However, you don't have the luxury of any of these, so I would suggest spending time with your own friends.

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>>9486637
>squint
Art thou certain? Pardon my suspicion but thou certainly seem to be a dragon.

>>9486702
Praise be dryad! I shalt not intrude in they forests. Can thee tell me of potion crafting?

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>>9486530
>>9486619
>>9486633
Please don't, I'm already flustered as it is. Stupid wish.

>>9486664
Gotcha.

>>9486732
C'moooon. Show us that dripping pussy pussy. You know it gets you hot just thinking about everyone being so hard for you.

>>9486748
Oooh, I wonder if that Meowstic she invited over could turn her into a camwhore~

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>>9486732
oui, but if you need any help dealing with someone i'll help you

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>>9486748
>>9486771
NO! I'm not an exhibitionist! I don't even want to have sex until I'm way, way into a relationship, just because Jirachi granted a lewd wish doesn't change that!

>>9486835
I'm fine! Just fine.

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>>9486723
.... take a bunch of berries, blend them together, and chug it?

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>>9486951
BERRIES IN A BLENDER! BRILLIANT! THANK YE DRYAD!

...what be a blender?

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>>9486926
Okay if you say so
Is there something wrong mademoiselle?

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>>9487023
>Firecat: roll for composure
Uhhh...

>>9487047
Let him pound you with his blade! Be his new sheath!

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>>9487014
It's.... a cup filled with spinning blades.

>>9487047
Be a good friend and give him someplace to sheath himself.

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>>9487068
AH! Like a family reunion! Fascinating!

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>>9486723
Technically, I guess so?

>>9486702
I have access to a hotel room, several caves, and this device.
And I don't know where my few friends are right now.