HG thread
THIS MEANS BINO WILL HOST FOR US
>48 tributes are shot with a mysterious futuristic laser, sending them into outer space! What kind of adventures will they have? Probably really shitty ones, because this code is subpar and temporary!
OH BOY BINO'S DOIN' THE HOSTING THING AGAIN
>>9474833
Reigen Arataka
>>9474833
Poniko
>>9474833
F Y X E
>>9474833
Lenny
>>9474833
Gascoigne
>>9474833
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9474833
Lana's mother
>>9474833
Len
>>9474833
Vince
>>9474833
Kindred Hunter
>>9474833
Draco
>>9474833
Eucliwood Hellscythe
>>9474833
Ivan Braginsky
>>9474862
>>9474833
>Just fuck my shit up
>>9474833
Lady Bow
>>9474833
Vic Viper
>>9474833
Emilia
>>9474833
George Constanza
>>9474833
Bea
>>9474833
Metal Knuckles
>>9474833
Night Dog
Senshougahara
Shuten Douji
>>9474833
Lori Minase
>>9474833
Yin
>>9474833
Marie Korbel
>>9474833
Dead Faggot
Lenny's Dick
>>9474833
Cobra
>>9474833
SPACE MEDAFIGHTER X
>>9474833
Catling gun
>>9474901
>I still don't know what this is for but now I got it.
>Thanks.
>>9474833
Dog Mom
>>9474833
Dr. Eggman
>>9474833
Sagiri
>>9474833
Prince Topaz
>>9474948
INITIATE ROTARY ATTACK
>>9474833
Ronaldo
>>9474833
Vice Admiral Garma
>>9474833
Tom Jones
>>9474833
Furry porn
>>9474833
Suz
>>9474833
Sundowner
>>9474833
Sharena
Mysterious Heroine X
Sol
>>9474833
Space Lord Leoric
>>9474833
Ridley
>>9474833
Iida Tenya
>>9474966
Prepare to be skewered!
Sol Goodguy
>>9474979
The tf comic is pretty top notch
>>9475001
THIS ISN'T THE END
>>9475001
GET A LOAD OF THIS
>they don't link their entry posts
Banned from my games desu
>>9474833
Eric Andre Almost RAW Edition
>>9474994
>>9474804
Entertainment value or money? No way you get enough business to sustain yourself.
>She speaks in a dull, quiet rasp as if speaking at all was a strain on her voice.
>>9474816
>>9474887
You're an alligator. A goth-looking alligator at that. Who'd be crazy enough to?
>>9475024
>>9475026
All systems: Full Power!
>>9475049
THE MORE THE MERRIER
>>9474976
hey its me ha- i mean alfred
>>9474833
Emilia
>>9474893
im sorry bby
>ash
>>9474833
Inkling
>>9474981
>>9474835
I just take in the bounties. Whoever they are and whatever they do doesn't matter to me as long as I get paid.
>>9475048
A bit of both. You'd be surprised at how well I manage myself, it's working for someone else that's irritating.
>>9475048
You'd be surprised, or if you've been here enough you wouldn't be surprised. People here like to start fights.
>>9475053
It's no use! Give up!
>>9474912
>>9474980
Heh maybe my 8 months break really changed me, but they can do whatever they want now... I don't even care ahah. Though It seems they less we do, the more they chase us, so it's really a win either way.
Oh and yeah same, I'm been trying to snatch new outifs but there aren't a lot.... A lot that fits I mean. Everytime I tried to cover the chest with anytime that wasn't "light". It looked grotesque. Oh well, people won't say I didn't try to dress "decently" now.
Make your swaps, check for mistakes, accept this challenge, etc
>>9475095
SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE
>>9474833
Tsubasa Hanekawa
>>9474833
Kaho
>>9475109
Dear host, I suddenly find myself without the desire to participate in your game. Swap me at your leisure, unless you are content in knowing that no matter the event your efforts shall not garter a single response from me.
>>9474899
>>9475114
This one seems worthy of my place. Hand it over to them.
>>9475109
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9475109
Looks perfect host! Let us begin the games!
>>9475113
Because you just told me, Fox boy!
>>9475086
Even if it means getting up in someone's shit? The type that have bounties on their heads have ways returning the favor.
>>9475109
LET'S GO DISTRICT 1!
>>9475109
Looks alright. I'm ready to die.
>>9475109
>>9474918
>>9475116
>>9475086
Isn't that what freelancing's for?
>Poniko offers a shrug.
Still better than not having any at all.
>>9475088
Fights? Not noticed outside the games. Just...weirdos. You're not even the strangest.
>>9475109
It's fine.
>>9475109
>>9475075
Would ya?
>>9475109
>>9474979
>>9475064
Alright, okay, you drive a hard bargain little missy.
>>9475109
Everything looks good, let's begin
>>9475109
I, George Constanza, accept this challenge.
>>9475109
See you at the finish line!
>>9475109
>>9474888
>>9475034
(If Eric denies this like he usually does give the spot to>>9475075)
>>9475109
>>9474859
>>9475125
Swappy swap
>>9475109
Looks good to me! Let's have some -real- fun!
>>9475109
Well be-better now then never. Let's get going!
>>9475109
I see myself.
I'm ready.
>>9475142
>>9475133
Yeah Lenny! I don't know about that other girl, but let's kick it up guys.
>>9475109
I don't remember space looked like a railroad Vino
>>9475109
Time for a potential blood bath death I suppose
>>9475165
>The Inkling thanks the military woman with a quick hug for her generosity.
>>9475109
On with the hunt!
>>9475125
Thank you for the spot.
Darn cold, it's making me all slow today.
>>9475182
Are you deaf, creature? Perhaps you misheard when I described to the host how I wished not to participate in their games?
I suggest you turn right back around and battle in your little arena like the good little pup you are.
>>9475161
It's easier to notice when everyone else has superpowers and I'm sitting here with a box of tools or something.
>>9475109
This'll be an interesting dance to watch considering the host.
>>9475223
>>9475109
Let's rock.
>>9475104
Oh, hey. Nice to see that you haven't bit the dust.
>>9475141
Money's money. They can chase after me if they want, I'll deal with them just the same, even if it is a pain. Not much choice at thar point.
>>9475161
I am freelance. Working for others as in working to feed them. Or more specifically him. At least he can run his own bounties without much issue...much.
>>9475171
What bargai- I mean, yeah sure I do, this is exactly what we agreed on.
>>9475210
You stop that right now. You're not gonna fetch a win if you're busy with your nose in the dirt.
>>9475214
Kill em vicious, squiddo
>>9475243
Is it the money or rocking the boat that keeps you after it. You don't strike me as a man hard on his luck or greedy for wealth.
>>9475235
http://fingertier.tumblr.com/tagged/ahri
>>9475243
Yeah, I'm not the one being taken down so easily. It's been a while Sol. How have you been? Still kicking I guess.
>>9475227
I got nothing. Not even training.
>She shrugs.
Doesn't bother me though. Doesn't seem to matter, either.
>>9475243
Better than just a freeloader. Heh.
>Poniko shoots up the V sign briefly as if to indicate something.
I would've dumped them on to someone else.
>>9475181
Am i really that predictable? I guess i am since denying this.
>>9475297
I already got a spot.
>>9475109
Looking fabulous! You may begin.
>>9475278
Is that suppose to be some kind of joke? Because I've heard it before and it's really run its show.
>>9475109
Alright folks, we're up and away. Right off the bat I can see that Poniko, Night Dog, and Eggman are gonna be a force to be reckoned with. Just imagine what they're capable of. An armored, robot dog, and... Whatever it is that Poniko does.
Overall a very peaceful feast, surprisingly, despite the very high death rate! Well, if you count a kitsune getting fucking flattened into the pavement as peaceful. I do. Don't know about you guys.
And lastly of note, hey, Deku's making a name for himself, finally! Just.... Maybe not in the way he wanted to. I'm sure it's "wanted' in a good way, right?
>>9475208
Who's this sassy.. Lost child?
>>9475332
I have the feeling I'm the one with the only shred of sanity here.
>>9475332
I sense a disturbance in - AH GOD WHAT THE FUCK MY DICK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>9475284
Well, good luck I guess. Hopefully we don't have to rip eachother apart like animals.
>>9475332
And away I go.
>>9475104
Time tends to do that. Weird how it works, huh? Maybe that was our answer all along.
Well, to be fair, I'd imagine you'd have to get most outfits tailored to uh..accommodate for your size. And I'm having the same struggle as well. I'm thinking about just going full blown naked, maybe slapping on some blurry pixels.
>>9475332
And we begin. Good luck to everyone
>>9475332
Finally, some decent weaponry!
I'm loving this job already!
>>9475332
Something just doesn't feel right. I don't know what, though. Perhaps it will come to me tomorrow.
Which country is getting BTFO next by the IS?
>>9475367
try hoshi censors, i hear they're all the rage lately
>>9475332
Nice meme. Oh well, keep the commentary going, put me on the spotlight and watch me win Vino, those two guys already understood who was hot stuff here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6JaMLZ3wxU
>>9475267
It gives me something to do, and puts some extra money in my pocket. It isn't a bad gig by myself, but I've been having to pay for a lot of people's shit lately.
>>9475279
Same old same old. I haven't been around much myself, but it's nice to stretch my legs in here a bit.
>>9475284
Trust me, I'd love to dump his stupid ass back on Kiske. But I have a feeling he's gonna be stuck to me for a while.
>>9475332
Let's get down to business, yeah? Maybe it'll be a lucky game.
>>9475332
Кaкиe? Something seems wrong. If it's something related to me, I think it would be good for me to see what it is! Пpишлo вpeмя Ивaнy peшить этy пpoблeмy!
>>9475332
>Ahri steps in, only to be slashed with a sword and collapse on the spot.
I... guess... not this time..
>>9475363
I'm thinking it's more likely we blow each other up. Or space each other.
Whatever.
Good luck to you, too.
>>9475388
Knock him out, hogtie him, toss him on whoever that is' doorstep. Write a note, "I don't want him any more".
>>9475367
>>9475379
Oh anon, Hoshi censors are SO Summer 2016, but yeah they're pretty useful even if outdated. I still use them.
...
Hmm and well, FP, as long as you respect the dresscode, I don't see why not. We've been pushing its limits since day one anyway.
>>9475332
Y'know, I've really gotta wonder, what're the politics on suicide like on other planets? Must be pretty lax about it, to just have open suicide booths to the public. What happens if a little alien child stumbles in there? Eh, who am I to judge what's PC in space? Just remember the suicide booths are the red ones! Hey, are you listening?
After this whole confrontation, I'm left wondering just one thing. What kind of monstrosity did Ronaldo fuck to produce Ridley?
Night Dog's alliance with Poniko is already paying off! See? Being friendly to people isn't all bad, it can save your life!
>>9475384
Wanna bet? If you lose, I get to shave you.
>>9475379
Hoshi censors? Those are old, anon! Gotta keep up with the times! Plus, the yellow doesn't really correlate well with my color tone. Now, the bigger question is, what will be the new censor?
>>9475417
>Looks rad. Thanks alot m8. Now,if I only I knew what these were for...
>>9475484
reveal 'em
>>9475484
check
>>9475484
>rolls to keep them covered
>also dabs
>>9475466
I don't think I can really use this for anything useful but thanks for the training?
>>9475466
My father has been dead for a while. I ask you show more respect to the dead, sir
>>9475466
You were a fool to believe you had even the slightest chance of pursuing the Egg Carrier.
>>9475499
YOU MADMAN
>>9475388
It's great to hear! Oh well, I'll expect you on my island one of these days, I need more cool people in the tournament. Keep it cool Sol.
>>9475466
W-What?! Hey now that's a pretty thing to ask... What do I get if I WIN?
>>9475493
YOULL SEE AAHHHHHHHH
>>9475466
>Lady Bow takes the ring and peers down at it.
Ugh! How garish...but, if I must:
>Lady Bow slips the ring over the end of one of her stubby arms.
>>9475466
O мoй Бoг! Is this what that feeling was before? If that's the case, then I don't think that I can even dream of solving that problem! I'm going to run away!
>>9475525
who else gets one
>>9475433
>gives scritches
>>9475541
Whoever I feel like giving one to
Also I have to go brb gunshots
tlhg btfo
>>9475466
You would think i would've used that gun to defend myself, but what those two don't know is that piece of crap was broken.
Another day passes where I'm unable to find an ava to play and rp with
>>9475466
I wonder what beasts roam these grasses. This world seems reminiscent of strange dreams...
The new alien movie sucks
>>9475547
>Ahri looks a little sad, but the scritches seem to cheer her up.
Thank you Anon...
>>9475574
Cool.
>>9475448
Psh...neither of us have followed the dress code very well. I think I have a distinct memory of you flopping them out once in a while. Then again, I've done that more than enough times.
>Sigh
Welp, better get brainstorming! Better to start sooner than leave it like I usually tend to do. Whats comfy, light, and super easy to wear for figures like ours?
...A-and that wasn't a Pokemon joke I involuntarily did
>>9475499
CHECK'D
>>9475497
>>9475496
Sorry guys, it seems today is not the day.
>>9475435
>He laughs to himself, shaking his head.
Haha, you don't even know how many times I've considered that, but he'll come running back himself.
>>9475466
>>9475510
Hah, whatever. I won't be dead anytime soon anyhow.
>>9475518
You too Fyxe. Good to have you back.
>>9475574
I'm a simple faggot. The only Alien movies I don't like are the Predator crossovers.
>>9475466
If only Tom Jones were still here... If only..
Meanwhile, Vic is going fucking ballistic. This man came into the arena with a plan, he was pissed about something, his girlfriend broke up with him, his engineers used the wrong oil for his routine change, something pissed off this robot man, and he's taking it out on everybody within a 5 mile radius. Pure anger and rage is keeping this thing going. You're the hero of the children, Vic.
Iida, are you sort of a double mutant now? Do your leg rockets even count as a mutation? Will you actually finally be useful?
Who wins that game of poker, I wonder? My money's on Lenny, man knows how to keep a poker face.
>>9475518
Anything, within reason! I'd say my chances are pretty high.
>>9475617
Oh, all the fire and blood! It's simply exhilarating! Don't you think? Gwah hah hah!
>>9475617
What that really worth it for you?
Now we've both lost, and I really don't see how sacrificing yourself would have affected anything.
>>9475617
Poker? I hardly know her!
>>9475584
Any time.
>>9475617
>The Inkling walks out slowly with a very flushed face, and closes the door behind her. She seems scarred for life.
>>9475617
I could've used some of this money to finally go to college but alright, we'll do your plan instead. Whatever.
>>9475466
..H-how was I supposed to know that streaking naked in 14 different planets was illegal? Most of the weirdos inhabiting them didn't even wear anything!
>>9475466
You're lucky I think dogs are alright.
>>9475595
>Her lip twitches upwards for just a second, before quickly falling back in to that dull, sullen blankness.
It's not like he's a bloodhound. He can't chase you forever, can he?
>>9475617
Who thought it was good for the shutin Japanese person who constantly wears an extremely heavy sweater to go to a desert world?
...Can I slap them?
>>9475595
What does that have anything to do with what I said? All I asked is that you respect my father's memory
>>9475617
Young man, why exactly would you do something so risky to get away from someone who wishes you no harm?
>>9475617
>Ivan places ten rubles on the table, not exactly knowing how to play poker in the first place. He looks around and blurts out a simple question.
Did I win? Пoчeмy aмepикaнцы игpaют в тaкиe cтpaнныe игpы?
>>9475679
How do I say this nicely - you look like you have a weak hand, and it seems like you're not playing with a full deck.
>>9475594
Yeah I think I remember... during Mokou's game, I didn't wear a thing and I won... a sign of fate maybe but... ah ah it feels like whoring out for the RNG, I don't think I'll ever do that again.
Oh and just draw your face as a censor or something, it shouldn't be too hard.
>>9475617
Ok deal! Heh, I've doing great so far, avoiding fights while the others kill themselves, that's the secret to win a game!
>>9475617
Don't worry pussycat's, Tom Jones is always with you in spirit.
>>9475617
Tributes decide to put their differences aside for now and have a race. A race in space. A space race. Turns out that Eucliwood and Lady Bow are the two fastest people in the universe! Wait, hang on, I'm getting a message. It seems murder actually disqualifies you from being the fastest, so that award goes to Eucliwood. Easy rule to miss, happens all the time.
They call Garma the cat whisperer for a reason. The man knows his way around pussy.
In other news, some tributes have forgotten where they are, Sundowner gets a taste of 100% cinder sun, and Deku has officially become this game's MILF hunter.
>>9475755
>Garma
>Pussy
Boi pussy maybe.
>>9475755
Uh, what was I doing, exactly?
>>9475755
Uh...thanks I guess. Didn't think a big purple dinosaur would save my ass.
>>9475755
It said "add water" so I did. I didn't know it would do that
>>9475755
Oh, did I do that? My sincerest apologies, but I was in it to win it. It's not my fault you two got in the way!
>>9475654
>>9475617
Welp, this sounds like a giant waste of money and time. I'll go for it if you don't care.
>>9475669
I can't even hide from he here, the idiot. He always finds a way, he reminds me of Kiske all those years back.
>>9475672
Just about nothing. I don't know your father, I don't know what he did. All my family is long dead, but at this point, I hardly even remember. What does it matter? I certainly won't care what people think of me when I bite it.
>>9475755
What sort of idiot would make a suicide booth that looks so much like a phonebooth? If I'm gonna die it's not gonna be to something this stupid.
>>9475724
>Ivan places his hand on the table, looking confused at the man's question. He's not weak or anything, he's been told that before, so what's this about a weak hand?
What's this about a deck? I'm not really a strong person, but my hands are fine, thank you very much!
>>9475755
>Ivan looks at himself in the mirror, wondering why he looks like a superhero.
Is this one of Putin's new uniforms, or am I seeing things? This doesn't suit me at all.
>>9475755
>Chills while listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhRgKZqm2w
>>9475755
MILF hunter...I'm pretty sure that doesn't mean what you think it means.
>>9475795
Stay away from my board faggot
>>9475820
Sorry, who are you again?
>>9475755
>>9475807
What'd I ever do to you?
>>9475813
Sounds like you've gotta just suffer. I'd just walk away and never look back.
>>9475827
And you know what it means? OwO
>>9475827
I'd /ss/ this boy.
>>9475755
Close call for Fyxe! I'm sure she's got it aaall figured out, though. She wouldn't get taken down by just a gun! No, of course not.
The space lord has weird space fetishes, don't kinkshame him.
Inkling is now on the opposing end of this event. I suppose Ronaldo's advances rubbed off on her and made her a bit bolder?
Oh, god... Garma.. You do know Deku's underage, right? That's illegal in all universes. I'm calling the police..
>>9475861
...I plead the fifth.
>>9475887
what the fuck have i been smoking
>>9475887
goddamn disgusting skeleton
>>9475853
Oh, it was nothing personal. You just happened to be beating me, so I took matters into my own hands. Is there a problem?
>>9475887
My, am I glad I invested in those defenses. Who knew they would actually come in handy!
>>9475848
Ivan. I had joined this game a few minutes ago because it looked like it would be fun, and it definitely was fun to me. I liked the part where I won!
The real question is this; who are YOU?
>>9475887
Mы нe хoтим чтoбы дeти нe игpaли хopoшo, дa? In the name of Russia, this must be done!
>>9475596
Those were only made due to fanboys
>>9475913
Rotisserie chicken.
>>9475887
I feel like there's some sort of bullshit going on here but I can't tell exactly what kind it is.
>>9475921
>>9475887
Come on Sol, I know you missed me, but I didn't mean it that way but "keep it cool"
The mass produced Fyxe holograms are still as useful as ever though, heh you at least need that if you want to survive some of the anons here.
>>9475919
I don't even know how to drive those things. You just have a look in your eyes like you've got something against me.
>No suspenders and umbrella this time, at least.
>>9475929
Duuuuuuude...I dunno man. Purple clouds n shit.
>>9475946
black and white version is better
>>9475743
Huh? Oh yeah, I remember now! Well damn, if thats the case I'll have to give a call to RNG and book a ticket for a win sometime then.
...That, or I could secretly transaction a couple hundred (You)'s to the host over discord to "tweak" my chances of winning. Those things are oddly valuable to be honest.
H-haha...funny you should mention that...
I used it as a censor when I was creating rule 34 art during the sketch phase. Forgot I had it until you mentioned it!
>>9475887
Is this what you want, you big purple dragon fuck? You want this guy jacking it in the white house while Michelle takes pictures, you sick fuck!?
http://animebaths.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page
>>9475953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzpPy9hJYA8
I'm pretty sure you know about that song, but it seems you feel like tripping right now.
>>9475986
>THIS IS NOT A PORNOGRAPHIC SITE
Fags
>>9475948
>Lady Bow's tone goes from somewhat mocking and gleeful to flat and disinterested.
I've already explained, haven't I? It wasn't personal. At all.
>>9475887
What planet are they exploring? By the looks of things, I'd imagine their ideal planet would be a world with pot-smoking dinosaurs looking to get fucked in the ass. That's just my guess, though. Wait, no, scratch that. Haru would be the one taking the dino dick. Where was I going with this?
Deku needs to take lessons from Iida. It's fine, though, I don't blame him for still being a bit dazed after what happened with Garma.
In space, no one can hear you complain about frozen lakes.
And a terrible mishap with a refueling station. Ouch. That'll singe the hair right off of your body.
>>9475986
But for what purpose
>>9476003
Bro...how come I'm like...the only yellow guy here?
>>9476025
Dude, you got any fries? I totally have the munchies right now.
>>9476018
SERIOUSLY?
Ugh fuck that site then.
>>9476021
>She shrugs dismissively, pulling out a small cup and taking a sip from it.
If you say so. This place is making me paranoid. Sorry.
>>9475853
Responsibility is a bitch, ain't it? I just play the cards I'm dealt and hope it goes my way.
>>9475947
>>9475887
Eh, it is a death arena. Here's hoping there's no hard feelings. After all, looks like you're two steps ahead anyways.
>>9475986
>what
>why
>>9476025
Alright...just a bit more tweaking, and Mr. Farenheit here is gonna be spaceworthy...
>>9475953
Кaкиe? Are you one of those "hipster" people that America frequently talks about? I would appreciate it if you didn't smoke in my presence, it's disgusting and it smells horrible!
I would rather you drink instead. Kvass or vodka are preferable to smoking, and it isn't rude to do so in Russia! Eating sunflower seeds is also a good idea!
>>9476025
Я пpocтo хoчy быть нopмaльным. Пoчeмy этo вceгдa пpoиcхoдит co мнoй? Just how do these occurrences happen to me?
>>9475983
Yeesh someone's having a bad day. Say, buddy why don't you treat yourself to a snickers. Because you're not you when you're hungry.
>>9476025
At least I've the decency to put you out of your misery, right? You may not have been so lucky if it was another tribute.
>>9475979
Whatever works for you, but don't expect me to rig anything, I had to sign a very long contract about the rules of hosting and being a respectable host... I think they have my adress, and I dunno what they could do if they caught me rigging.
And besides, I prefer surprise.
OH AHAHA That's Awesome, and they're really cute!
Give me the render please, I'll make a couple of pics with that!
>>9476025
H-Hey Vino... that wasn't a serious bet r-'ight?
Do I really have to....
>>9476025
I-It was bound to happen eventually...I-I'll just wait till next game.
>>9476025
Why am I glowing and where did this spandex come from?
>>9476063
Whatever bro, cheers!
>I swear this game is trying to turn me into some mindless junkie
>Tfw you know people are fapping to ntr of your waifu
>>9476066
Mr. Ridley sir, since everyone seems to hate Other M, we're curious as to your opinions on the game.
>>9476105
>tfw you see your ava in the NTR thread and he's acting extremely out of character just so he can get cucked
>>9476025
Lenny's still fucking tripping balls, he has no idea where he is, what direction is up, what is down? Does he even care at this point? What kind of space weed did he get his hands on?
>>9476075
No, 'course ya don't have to!
I'm just gonna call ya a wuss forever if ya don't.
>>9476062
Who has the right to decide we have to deal with stuff we never chose to do anyways?
>>9475956
Oh so it's THAT way huh?
>>9476105
>you're in that wierd situation where you could be the bull in that case
>>9476105
>tfw people are probably fapping to yhis thread right now
>>9476105
>Looking through catalog one day
>Picture catches eye
>NTR: (Waifu) edition
>Mrw
>>9476059
Apology accepted.
>Lady Bow looks at the cup.
What do you have to drink, and where did you get it from?
>>9476125
Strike two for the asteroids!
>>9476125
I'm getting deja vu man...this is some strong-ass shit
>>9476146
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN
>>9476125
W-why the eff did you do that!?
>>9476043
Hehe... First time I've seen you like that Lenny.
I don't know, maybe you're a lemon, have you thought about that.
>>9476062
Two steps ahead, three behind, I'm already out... Holograms are great but they can't fight. Oh well, good luck for the rest of this.
>>9476125
F-Fuck okay how about... how about that?
>
>>9476089
Пpoщaйтe, я пoлaгaю! It was somewhat fun while it lasted!
...What kind of person just smokes in front of a newcomer? At least practice some sort of etiquette before you do something like that...
>>9476125
Блядь! I don't know what I expected, using a pipe against a person that was using a sword made of light--!
>>9476146
>Looking through catalog one day
>Picture catches eye
>Messing Thread: (Waifu) edition
>mfw
>>9476125
Well, at least the ship wasn't damaged. I wouldn't have been able to fix it if it was
>>9476113
THEY TURNED ME INTO A FUCKING POKEMON, AND JESUS DID I GET BEEFY. Oh, and can I have those free candys?
>>9476125
Why? Why are you eating alien babies? What part of your minds said "hey let's all get together us four and eat some alien babies, that'll end well."? When does eating alien babies ever end well? When does interacting at all with alien babies end well? Man, you guys deserved what was coming to you if we're being honest. Savages.
>>9476182
>Pets
>Cheeku kissu
Good enough.
>>9476189
Post fluffy Ridley
>>9476230
What am I even getting out of this again?
>>9476149
Just tea I made earlier. Need to make some more...I got pockets, it's more of a thermos really.
...Why?
>>9476189
>Tfw SM/Brawl Ridley is small enough to probably actually fit in smash
Sometimes I wonder if Sakurai used Other M Ridley as an excuse to say "see he really is too big!"
>>9476189
You wish you turned into a Pokemon. That's clearly a digimon big guy.
#PrayForManchester
>>9476230
More shields, of course! They've been oh so helpful!
>>9476248
Oh, just curious. I had thought maybe you purchased it somewhere.
>>9476230
You could've at least asked me out to dinner first.
>>9476182
If I'm a lemon...then my parents must be trees! I'm never drinking lemonade again!
>>9476183
I'M SORRY DUDE I'M JUST A SHITTY CITRUS FRUIT
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
>>9476230
>I guess I'll be lemon-ting my failure for being high in a public place.
>>9476230
>Goes back to being full blown cancer
Heh, it wasn't as bad as I imagined really.
Thanks for the game.
>>9476230
>go up to the store to get some snacks
>come back
>still alive
>>9476237
Wait, give me a sec.
>>9476263
What fucking political nonsense have I missed this time?
>>9476263
5 of those girls are impersonating ducks
#Justiceforducks2017
>>9476263
WTF IS THAT REVIEWBRAH
>>9476278
I find it funny that we got a consistent Ridley ava before a Samus ava.
>>9476125
Haha, have fun keeping up now, Ruskie! Jeez, you guys are more like Zepp everytime I see you...
>>9476128
Heh...no idea. But most of it turns out to be my fault anyways, so I'll deal. It's the only shit I'll bring myself to take care of after all.
>>9476182
Thanks. Sorry about the Russian though, fighting is fighting.
>>9476230
...We thought it would be cool. I guess.
...
IN MY DEFENSE, that alien baby wasn't half bad.
>>9476230
Kindred what are you doing, don't you remember what happened last time she was at a concert?
>>9476230
Attention: We have a new ship.
Please turn your attention towards Kosaku x Bea.
Eric going for the cheap potshots with Hanekawa. I'd say they make a good team, but really, it was mostly Hanekawa. Anybody can pull a trigger.
Dead faggot is, indeed, a dead faggot.
Finally, Inkling now has to live with a pterodactyl head.
>>9476278
For some reason, although it's shit, I find this incredibly cute. Also what happened to he Samusfag?
>>9476266
Чтo зa--?! Just how crazy are you?! Either calm yourself or quit being so фpyктoвый!
>>9476298
I missed you.
>>9476312
>the hunter eventually drinks so much alcohol he passes out
>>9476299
>>9476313
Samus avas appear every now and then, but I see your point.
>>9476313
>>9476299
>Playing the metroids again to try to lock the feel of Samus down.
>I'm on Prime3 at the moment then I'll just need to beat Fusion.
>Sorry for taking so long
>>9476312
This is just like a scene right out of star wars.
>>9476312
What? It may be beneath me, but think of all of that meat and blubber!
>>9476314
>memecenter
Alfred I swear to god
>>9476351
Take your time, I'll be waiting!
>>9476312
Kindred Hunter's got the best Black Gravios gear money can buy, the shiniest Silver Rathalos scales to ever exist. You think that shit's gonna put a dent on him?
Yes, that is fatal. Hey, I've heard the Borg isn't that bad of a place. Just eternal suffering.
>>9476281
Something blew up at a shitty concert.
>>9476075
Hm~? If (You)s wont tempt you, then perhaps something else will~?
...
Only kidding. Dont wanna go full blown cancer, now do we?
Legends say those who are caught rigging are outcasted from HG and branded as "faggots". Only two people have gone above such a thing and still host to this day B-but yea, maybe its best you dont do it if they got your address. That means I have to be on my best behavior as well if I plan to host again...
D'aw thanks! And now I'm slightly curious where I'll be seeing them used. I guess thats part of the surprise, ah? Here!
>>9476264
From the aether? I just brought it from home. There's probably a vending machine somewhere though.
...Why? You want something? Do ghosts even need to drink?
>>9476300
People are so quick to shove the burden on others, aren't they?
>Poniko sighs as she takes a seat on the ground, looking up at the sky.
Makes you wonder.
>>9476312
>Kosaku looks up, as alarmed as could be. "What? Has something gone completely wrong? Just what's so important that attention has to be directed towards me?" Once he realizes what he's referring to, he shivers, and attempts to slip away quietly, muttering to himself.
How horrible. It's not like the either of us had meant it, and it's not like it happened, had it? I hope that she hasn't noticed my departure, should things get heated quickly.
>>9476390
If you were at a live Ariana Grande concert, you deserve to get bombed tb.h
>>9476390
I guess they really bombed on stage
>>9476384
Eternal suffering?! No, stop this, there's been a mistake! I want out!
>>9476263
CULTURAL ENRICHMENT
>We're slowly getting more Nintendo avas
I miss Fox, Wolf, Ganon, Link, Meta Knight, and Kirby
>>9476368
>implying it's not a redraw of a memecenter meme
Come on, man, you might not believe it, but I have SOME standards
>>9476351
>inb4 someone sniggers her from you
>>9476314
I want to talk to Alfred on discord
>>9476419
We need a Rosalina ava desu
>>9476384
>the hunter just stands there after his armor deflects the brunt of the attack, looking rather unamused
>>9476384
Not an incredibly eventful slide, but we do have a lot of potential going on here. It seems that Ridley and Eric have a bit of a distant understanding of each other, along with Kosaku and Inkling. It's possible that we may see alliances forming in the near future to round out this game!
>>9476263
We need a second Holocaust
>>9476421
>Aims a gun
...
Spike?
>>9476403
Of course we do, and I'm feeling rather parched at this moment. Have you another thermos?
>>9476419
>Wolf's here as Bea/Mordecai, and Link pops up once in a while. Also, I'm avaing Lady Bow on a whim right now, really.
>>9476437
>Didn't Ramsay play her?
>>9476437
I forgot we had a Rosalina she used to frequent somewhat when we were on /HGA/
>>9476403
Like I said, most of it is my own problems. Other people's shit is just part of the package.
>He leans up against the wall with a defeated smile. The guy doesn't look like he has much going for him, that's for sure.
>>9476427
I mean there is nothing I can do if that happens but I would like it if it didn't. Samus will be my first actual ava I can try to properly play.
>>9476437
>muh princess
Already got Elsa for that
>>9476446
First, you aren't made of metal, second, no
>>9476437
Was planning on a Daisy
>>9476437
Used to have one too
>>9476446
Never underestimate a doll with lightswords. Never. Leading cause of death in space is underestimating people with lightswords.
Inkling has officially awakened her inner pervert, and embraced it.
Why's everybody hate the MILF?
>>9476433
Who is this person, and why do you want to do so?
I'm not objecting, I'd just really like to know.
>>9476455
>Waves a white flag
Anon please, I need to get my Hetalia memes by any means nessacary, even if it means sacrificing my dignity for it
>>9476446
Alright, I'm feeling nice today, so you can just fuck off, or stick around, i don't really care.
>>9476462
-MY DRINK AND FUCK MY ASS WITHOUT MY CONSENT
>King Knight
>>9476506
I don't know what that term means, but if it's against his will, I refuse. And it seems like something I wouldn't do anyway
>>9476395
Thanks a bunch for the censor, now I have a couple ideas floating.
And yeah, I know about that I've read Seth's rigging course on the internet a while back.
And speaking about hosting, I just send you the code I was talking about yesterday on discord.
If you feel like expanding it don't hesitate at all, I'm so lazy there are no feast events.
>>9476506
NO, THAT CAN'T BE TRUE, THAT'S VERY UNLIKELY!
>>9476515
>tfw Bleach memes are usually shit so I have to make my own
I understand.
>Inb4 people shit on the Samusfag for not having much rp "experience"