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Grearl is canon Edition
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[NEW RELEASES]
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[NEWS]
>1-hour special 'Wanted' airing May 29th
http://cartoonnetwork.tumblr.com/post/160594157094/one-hour-of-all-new-action-packed-steven-this
>SU Soundtrack coming June 2nd.
https://twitter.com/rebeccasugar/status/852246965895045121
>"Keep Beach City Weird: You Can't Hide the Truth!!!" now available
https://su-g.pw/dre9u
>Art book "Art and Origins" available for pre-order
http://www.abramsbooks.com/product/steven-universe-art-origins_9781419724435/
>Graphic novel "Anti-Gravity" available for pre-order
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[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
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>>9454232
The first vid was a recording in November last year and the panel with Shelby last year summer (in which she mentions a previous recording so that could be a week to several months before the panel). It should be happening relatively soon
> Super Watermelon Island
> Gem Drill
> Hit the Diamond
> Steven Floats*
> Mr Greg
> Too Short to Ride*
> Restaurant Wars*
> Monster Reunion
> Gem Hunt
> Steven VS Amethyst
> Bismuth
> Earthlings
> Back to the Moon
> Bubbled
* = Personal opinion
Why was Season 3 so based?
Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis
Guy Fieri is the Best Gem.
Grearl is Great
>>9454116
Understandable, it's sunday after all
>>9454115
Thanks man
You didn't miss out on a lot. Just Aivi and Surasshu giving a stream and revealing the entire soundtrack which will be available on Souncloud on June 2nd. We will also most likely get leaks within the next 1 to 4 days as is the usual.
Humans should discover their powers
>>9454311
It wasn't
>>9454346
And, Sugar's NY Times interview from two days back.
>>9454311
I would've included Crack the Whip too but I'm not comfortable with recommending it considering the art is so janky. It's worth it for the Jasper and Amy interactions though.
Where is the Greven
Just going to ask in this thread too
Anyone know how to get past this screen in attack the light? It's stuck and doesn't load anymore.
Anon! Seize your glory! What are you waiting for?
Today sucked, so I drew this to cope. How's everyone holding up today?
>>9454311
Bubbled was shite.
>>9454386
How are all of these consistently baller
>>9454386
She is very cute
>>9454386
Pretty cute desu
Holding up uhhh
ok
>>9454315
well do you have any?
if so, post it
>>9454386
I suppose you went for making her similar in looks to Aqua by leaving out the nose and going for the "hime cut" and the clothes reminiscent of a business woman. Really clever design I'd say.
>>9454426
>>9454386
Having a day off work but none of your friends are free sucks, I end up staying on the computer all day and being a eurofag, its not worth browsing /trash/ until 8pm. Pretty boring day
>>9454346
Oh right, the new eps air next week, I almost forgot. Interview with the NY times? Was there any special occasion for this or just because they wanted to cover the creator of SU?
>>9454379
are you on mobile? Sometimes the game starts to freeze, but it gets much better after I reboot my phone
What do you guys call this gem? I call it the disco gem.
/sug/
You have to fucking help me
Tell me a funny joke
I need one
Please
>>9454386
I hope all of the beryls are different heights. Aqua can be the midget beryl
>>9454386
lovely design. Laundry, laundry and even more laundry. Til 2 AM probably, or 4 if I'm unlucky.
>>9454476
My wife
http://skycow.us/r/SU
If you want to doodle.
>>9454386
Grate butte tho
>>9454476
Moony cause of her head.
>>9454476
Steven seems relaxed, is he not afraid of death?
>>9454478
YOU CAN TUNE A PIANO,
BUT YOU CAN'T TUNE A FIIIIIIISH
>>9454476
I'm not calling her anything till I see her in action.
>>9454478
ok what do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef
>>9454478
Season 3
>>9454407
Unlike jasper
More breeder steven
More sex slave gems
>>9454478
What rhymes with Tigger?
>>9454476
moonstone
or slut
>>9454532
Season 4*
>>9454478
Even Rome was cut in half by a pair of Caesars
>>9454538
bad opinion
>>9454476
I'm thinking either Moonstone or Turquoise
>>9454556
Watch Sunstone has sun hair
>>9454552
>>9454556
>>9454476
That's Law Talking Gem
>>9454478
If you wanna have a good lay, go with a Gem. They know what makes the bedrock
>>9454386
Someone draw her giving a guy an assjob and he cums on her gem.
>>9454859
Fuck you my joke was funny. Google jokes yourself the next time, asshole
>>9454478
A Jew and a Chinese man walk into a bar. After having a few drinks the Jew punches the Chinese man in the face, knocking him to the floor.
"Hey, what was that for?" asked the Chinese man.
"That's for Pearl Harbor!" said the Jew.
"That was the Japanese!" said the Chinese man.
The Jew looked at the Chinese man and said, "Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, all the same thing."
After a helping the Chinese man back up, all seems forgiven. A few more drinks later and the Chinese man punches the Jew in the face, knocking him to the floor.
"Hey, what was that for?" asked the Jew.
"That's for the Titanic!" said the Chinese man.
"That was an iceberg!" said the Jew.
The Chinese man looked at the Jew and said, "Eh, iceberg, Goldberg, Steinberg, all the same thing."
>>9454859
YOU'RE WELCOME, LAD.
>>9454562
Agreed, people who like jasper do have bad opinions.
>>9454859
Wow anon that was the best joke yet!
>>9454862
I get it!
>>9454562
I don't like the Orc teeth, but she looks purty
>>9454909
>>9454937
fashion jasper is top
>>9454978
Have you considered that spamming Jasper in response to people that don't like Jasper might actually make them like Jasper less instead of convincing them that Jasper's actually a good character?
Man you guys can be sweet, thanks for the feedback on Emerald. I'd individually reply to everyone but only faggots do that.
Which beryl should I do next?
>>9455005
(i dont really care)
>>9454386
I'm always tired no matter how long I sleep, so i'm gonna see if things'll change if I stop jacking off.
>>9455007
morganite!
>>9455002
This person sucks ass at drawing faces
>>9455007
Do Red Beryl please.
>>9455056
She looks like a fucking llama
>>9455056
Looks animu desu
>>9455005
Why do you consider it spamming whenever anyone posts pics of Jasper. Calm down, faggot.
>>9455021
Alright man, I guess that's your deal. I do like Jasper though.
>>9455026
>stop jacking off
>wake up with cum in my underwear
FUKC.
readvertising my stream of every SU episode from the beginning.
Just got to Mirror Gem so things are actually starting to get good
http://lets.rabb.it/886j/muDV4xQalD
>>9455126
Ooh, that's actually pretty neat.
>>9454311
Like five of those episodes are great
So.
What happened to the discord?
>>9454859
eh that's fair
>>9455094
I'm glad
>>9455165
kys
>>9454859
Okay, how about this one?
>>9454801
>posting my own images at me
ree
>>9454460
I'm in an android emulator
>>9455218
what did i watch and why did i watch it
>>9455316
Old memes you stupid newfag.
>>9455316
Ring ring
>>9455316
A dumb old meme and because you didn't expect it and you didn't know where it was going as such. I hope it was well worth your time.
What are the chances for White Diamond to appear?
I say 2/10
But if she does they better not fuck up the design
>>9455316
a classic. I hope you enjoyed it.
>>9455210
Fuck off Brad.
Any good Navy fan art?
>>9455081
Take your own advice, kid.
Good ship
>>9454478
A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the podiatrist’s office says, “What seems to be the problem, moth?”
The moth says “What’s the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him happiness. But I don’t know, I wake up in a malaise, and I walk here and there… at night I…I sometimes wake up and I turn to some old lady in my bed that’s on my arm. A lady that I once loved, doc. I don’t know where to turn to. My youngest, Alexendria, she fell in the…in the cold of last year. The cold took her down, as it did many of us. And my other boy, and this is the hardest pill to swallow, doc. My other boy, Gregarro Ivinalititavitch… I no longer love him. As much as it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that I… that I catch when I take a glimpse of my own face in the mirror. If only I wasn’t such a coward, then perhaps…perhaps I could bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me and end this hellish facade once and for all…Doc, sometimes I feel like a spider, even though I’m a moth, just barely hanging on to my web with an everlasting fire underneath me. I’m not feeling good. And so the doctor says, “Moth, man, you’re troubled. But you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come here?”
And the moth says, “‘Cause the light was on.”
>>9455461
Fuck off with your pedophile shit Brad.
>>9454561
That's a strong one, it's pretty good.
>>9455456
>kid
Why so angry, fag? Kek.
>>9455416
We're 5 seasons in, why can't she fucking appear?
>>9455471
Kill yourself with your false flagging, brad.
Show me a worse tweet than this.
>>9455461
I disagree.
You're not fooling me, Sugar
Rose didn't shatter Pink Diamond and i know so
cap this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7sacul_3MU
>>9454386
C U T E
U
T
E
this is literally good enough to be in the show
10/10 design
>>9455438
Let's talk about Garnet
What are some possible episodes they can do about her? I really hope she sheds her feelings about being only one out of two surviving gems of a whole army. I keep thinking of how much that weights, you know? I would like for Garnet and Pearl to talk about their old (dead) friends.
>>9455471
I'm not a pedo you fucking autist
>>9455496
Who are you trying to fool Brad.
>>9454478
The aristocrats.
Given that the gems have no other way to get to homeworld, what's more likely:
>They use Rose's tears to fix the galaxy warp and return to homeworld
>The famethysts see Steven's trial broadcast and commandeer a hand ship
>They unearth the hand/leg ship from the desert
>>9455497
i ship lapidot but that's just autistic
>>9455461
Steven is for Lapis. Peridot will have to beat her in single combat to get a chance at his dick.
>>9455478
I don't know, buildup for something bigger? I'm just not feeling it for this bomb, unlike Message Recieved
>>9455513
>I'm not a pedo
Then stop posting pedoshit.
>>9455513
Don't deny it Brad, we all saw the shota you were posting on the discord.
Anyone else think SU will never again be as good as seasn 1B?
>>9455469
And this one?
This one is the worst.
>>9455556
first off
what are those fucking eyes
>>9455534
I think galaxy warp is the more interesting choice out of the three. If they open the galaxy warp, Homeworld now has a quicker and faster method to transporting there.
What are your thoughts on the stupid SU youtubers? Do you enjoy them? I personally don't like them at all
Would Steven nuke North Korea?
>>9455564
sorry you don't understand comedy
>>9455601
Only after giving them 60,000,000 last chances.
>>9455512
Yeah, I'd really like to see Garnet for once be torn and emotionally exhausted. A veteran ep would be great, but I'm afraid we won't get those until bismuth somehow comes back
>>9455593
Nothing associated with SU except SU itself is good
>>9455593
SliceofOtaku is alright, he shits on Lapis as anyone else should.
>>9455556
but anon, the show is repeatedly so.
>>9455593
Nothing against Roundtable etc but the SU related channels I follow are the ones who do episode reactions. I can just come here if I want to discuss theories.
>>9455556
I think 1B is overhyped. Season 2 better when it comes to quality consistency.
Though really, I don't believe at all that Steven Universe is a show where you can rank seasons. There are amazing episodes sprinkled inbetween less exciting ones throughout the show. While you might get a series of five good episodes in one season, there can be three outstanding ones in another.
I could say that S1B is the best, but if I choosed my top 10 favorite episodes of the show then you will get about an equal amount in each season.
>>9455601
No, he'd try to make friends with Kim Jong Un.
>>9455623
Or just do some kind of flashback episode. Finding the presence of gems' backstory to be severely lacking, save for isolated accounts of how Garnet became Garnet and how Greg met Rose.
>>9455593
Swaggy Thunder is funny in his top five videos but his titles are obnoxious.
Also why is there a trend of black su theorists?
>>9455746
Because niggers be poor.
GUYS
>>9455593
I fucking hate them but I can't stop watching them. They never write scripts, they just open up Audacity and talk for 10 minutes. They always have excessively long introductions. And every time there's a synopsis for a new episode, they all talk about it (usually repeating the same fucking thing over and over) until they reach the 10 minute mark.
>>9455713
This is honestly a sensible answer. Even season 4 had some pretty good episodes.
Moonstone will be voiced by Ellen DeGeneres.
Screen cap this.
I just found one of these
>>9455833
it's in the "MARK MY WORDS" folder
>>9455833
that wouldn't be terrible i guess
>>9455833
And how much salt will you be eating your words with?
>>9455857
whats up with jasper and lion?
>>9455875
no salt, just crow. while wiping the egg off
>>9455833
Why tho? Gems usually have singers as VAs.
>>9455908
They look retarded
>>9455863
Put this in your folder, faggorino
Rose didn't really shatter Pink Diamond
i'll eat my sock if she really did
>>9455858
What discord?
>>9455857
BUY THEM
PLEASE
>>9455741
yeah, it's a real hard balance to strike though, how much focus on backstory is too much I mean. I'd like to see more myself.
>>9455858
So basically you're admitting you're a fucking pedo right Brad?
>>9455910
Saved.
>>9455792
a literal gumball machine
I'm dying
Good night /sug/
>>9455936
Anyone else wanna be added to the folder?
>>9455935
They look live weird bootleg toys
>>9455792
I will pay someone to send me that Jasper
>>9456008
Lapiven is best ship.
>>9456001
goodnight. If you hear typing from under your bed be sure to tell me to quiet down.
>>9456008
I want Greg to shove his big fat cock in my tight pussy
>>9455857
>>9455945
I only have one coin though.
>>9456010
That's because they are.
But the lighting is ass right now, I'll try to get here during the day.
>>9456001
How will Lapis and Peridot react to Steven missing
>>9456008
Steven and Lars will fuse.
>>9456046
>>9456008
White Diamond will shoot lasers
>>9455950
Ok nice bait fag
>>9456056
what fucking country are you from
>>9456031
That's already been debunked.
>>9456072
Lapis will go full Yandere and rape Steven when he gets back and keep him to herself forever.
>>9455935
If you get a Jasper I'll send you $10 on PayPal to ship it to me. The dude who found them Reddit didn't reply to me
rate this thread /sug/
>>9456056
Never thought I'd see a fucking fellow colombian here. Sup bud
cuuuute
>>9456023
That would be hard, as I only see Lions and Stevens here.
>>9456102
That's not Pearlars
>>9455316
Don't ask me, I'm confused as well.
>>9456129
Any Dominican girls here?
>>9456008
We will never find out where Lion came from
>>9456098
Sure thing Brad.
I still think that Pearl and Mayor Dewey is the best ship.
>>9456167
Kys wokis
>>9456134
Dang. I would legit buy one if someone got a Jasper.
>>9456184
I will only be wrong if the show ends without this happening, but I will write an apology letter, at least 3 paragraphs in length to /sug/ if it doesn't happen.
I wonder what did I got.
I'll get to home first, there's too much people to sperg here
>>9456101
>>9456129
I'm Chilean. I remember a post about those figures here and went to a supermarket.
>>9456122
I would probably spend more than $10 trying to get one.
>>9456258
If you find a Jasper keep me in mind, bro
>>9456230
Which one are you? Stars predictor, WD predictor, or Lion predictor?
Hey is there any cute potential su gfs? I am lonely
>>9456103
nice
>Your Waifu
>Your favoueite album
Steven
MPP
>>9455508
I cringed into a higher dimension. That poor old guy didn't have a fucking clue.
>>9456328
its a trap anon
they're all fat
>>9454356
lapidirts should discover if there's an afterlife
>>9456308
Can't fucking wait
>>9455537
>i ship lapidot
Kill yourself
>>9456328
what do you mean by "potential" SU gifs?
>>9456285
If I found one, I don't think I would spend too much in these toys, as they cost $1 each
>>9456384
Don't worry I wont shave it in your face and be autistic
>>9455732
someone please make a fanfic out of this
>>9456347
I watched that stream, it was weird. There was a point where Lauren asked Michaela to show a snippet of her boob.
>>9456345
What is this voodoo?
>>9456345
>none
>none
Damn I'm bad at this. I listened a lot to Christmas Island and Bible 2 recently. I like most gems for very different reasons at times.
>>9456103
>>9456301
Stars
>>9456199
You trying to disguise yourself as your friend now? That's pathetic Brad.
>>9455540
I would love an episode about this, Lapis and Peridot in an all out magical battle for Steven's attention. Sounds 10/10
>>9456409
oh. Sorry. Lonely, huh? Being single sucks.
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/7581595/chapters/17250349
>>9456345
lapis (strangely relevant I guess)
>>9455631
>SU
>good
>>9456494
why are you here anon
>>9456473
It needs to happen it'd be too cute not to happen.
>>9456008
Tang doesn't exist. Screencap this
>>9456397
Yeah I'm in Canada, I'll pay for shipping. Would probably cost to get it here.
>>9456464
>commit sudoku
>goy
>>9456345
>Lapis
>Tragic Kingdom
Go ahead and call me a pleb
>>9456154
I still need your end of the bargain. What will you do if we do find out lion's origin
>>9456494
Su criticals leave
>>9456345
Amethyst
Not sure but I've been playing pic related a lot lately
wait
did anon ever get his plushie?
>>9456491
You're one of my friends aren't you? Get out of here Ged.
>>9456509
What will you eat if you're wrong? A belt? a sock?
So, in Say Uncle, UG had a list of CN characters he was going to visit and he had already checked off Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup. Does that mean that Steven lives in the post-Aku timeline
>>9456072
Peridot will feel slightly guilty and Lapis will blackout and wake up covered in multicolored gem shards.
>>9456258
I'll pay 15 dollars through PayPal (different anon)
>>9456541
No, he got cucked just like his waifu.
>>9456532
What's that?
WILL ANYONE LIKE A CUTE SU BF PLEASE
>>9456545
A piece of paper with Lapis drawn on it
>>9456546
It means it was a joke in a non-canon episode.
>>9456345
Amethyst
Lonesome Crowded West
>>9456008
This represents a diamond fusion.
specifically white, blue and yellow diamond.
if this isn't true i'll suck a dick
>>9456561
Be reasonable, nothing is worth eating shit over, anon.
>>9455508
this was cute
>>9456569
GET OUT MODEST MOUSE REEEEEEEEEE
>>9456072
people seem to forget that lapis can straight up fly to homeworld
>>9456008
not really, every theory I made except the one that sapphire was under bd was wrong. I don't trust my theories anymore
>>9456546
what the fuck are you talking about
>>9456554
Aw. I really hoped he'd have gotten it by now.
>>9456345
Navy
Soundtrack to a Vacant Life
>>9456345
lars (shut up hes a waifu)
>>9454478
So, a Ruby walks into a Roaming Eye, and says
"Ouch"
>>9456008
white diamond ends up helping steven.
>>9456596
Imagine their singer shouting that
>>9456619
Man, Rubies are dumb.
>>9456625
And if you're wrong...
>>9456618
Yeah, he's such a fuccboi he could be considered a waifu.
>>9456578
is it too early to call dibs?
>>9456555
Floating Coffin by Thee Oh Sees
I'm convinced my brain is rotting and you might be to blame, /sug/
>>9456596
>hating MM's best album
>>9456345
Lapis.
Be happy, Steven A.D.
>>9456647
shhhhhh. hush, my child. let the corruption consume you
>>9456008
Lapis will sing this season I'll cut my hair off if she doesn't.
>>9456642
no it's not. I will specifically suck your dick.
>>9454460
I think it's related to it being a pirated version? I think I've heard some have a way to check that or something. Can't find a fix online.
I already bought it on iOS. I don't want to buy it again to play it on my computer.
also
Save the light PC version please.
what if wind flipped up lapis's skirt but there was literally nothing under it and it looked like the skirt was embedded into her skin
>>9456602
Or at least fly to a planet with a warp on it.
All right
You will never guess what was inside
Has /sug/ ever tried this DIY fleshlight?
You kinda do it like pic related, however you need a much taller cup than this and it's best to put the rough sides in ward (and use two gloves instead of one) to get some texture.
It's p good - and each time you find better ways to use it. It's 10x better than just jerking off to your waifu by your hand desu famalam
>>9456690
Jasper?
>>9456345
+ Amethyst
There are too many great albums to choose from but pic related is easily among my favorites.
>>9456640
ill go to college one day with "lapis is best gem" in a note attached to my forehead
>>9456008
If Lapis doesn't have a whale penis I'll wear a diaper and shit myself.
>>9456693
Cup is tall enough for me
>>9456693
>wanting to put your dick in things
>not wanting people to put their dick in you
>>9456710
this looks cool
what does it sound like
what is this band actually called
>>9456569
that's a cute amethyst
>>9456712
When did you start because she doesn't have one
>>9456693
typical lonely jascuck
I WANT MY GODDAMN LEAKS ARGHHFHHDJD
I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE WITH YOU DEGENERATES
MISSEPS GIVE ME MY FUCKING LEAKS REEEEEEEEEEE
IF SOMEONE DOESN'T HAND ME OVER SOMETHING THEN SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE IN THEIR SLEEP
>>9456759
Kill yourself, jascuck
>>9456746
Except she does and this will not be proven otherwise because I am right.
First beryl request, Morganite. I did this one before but wasn't too fond of it.
>>9456763
Leave them alone, their waifu is dead.
>>9456716
>having a ding dong that fits this cup
Sad!
>>9456738
lithuanians were a mistake
>>9456704
Close.
It's a Lion
>>9456662
I hope you have a nice hat.
>>9456778
you enjoy fat butts, dont you
aint nothin wrong with that, thank you
>>9456611
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup from The Powerpuff Girls were created by professor utonium, who looks identical to Samurai jack.
even before either of the new series it was heavily implied that Jack and PPG take place in the same universe. The only difference now is that people think Utonium IS jack rather than one of his descendants
>>9456778
>thicc gem
delet
>>9456664
there'll be free dinner, promise
>>9456785
And they should join him.
>>9456786
2 inches when fully erect
>>9456778
Great stuff
>>9456740
That's Vektor. Progressive Thrash Metal. They're fun as fuck and everything they've released so far is fantastic.
>>9456799
It's so bad
>>9456799
does the little paper list all available figurines?
>>9456810
B-but I enjoy thicc AND sticc, anon
>>9456678
I would demand she shift her penis back because she should not be ashamed of herself.
>>9456759
Leaks are BAD.
>>9456716
>>9456816
You have to be 18 to post on this board anon
Aqua for fug?
>>9456693
Huh. I never thought of that. Unfortunately most of the cups I own are too small for that
>>9456859
thicc and the body of a toddler
>>/trash/
>>9456859
No, she's too small for fug.
>>9455857
GET ME A RETARDED JASPER I'LL GIVE YOU FIFTY BUCKS
>>9456778
interesting gem placement, woulda never thought of that
>>9456853
I'm 22
>>9456778
You have beautiful designs, but minor nitpick, you seem to have shade everywhere appropriate but behind the arms
>>9456859
There's no other use for her.
And I love that trashy look
>>9456799
Check the paper!!!
>>9456861
Yeah - I use a tall cup that bout 17cm (or 7 inches for you amerifats).
The only problem with it is that it gets thinner at the bottom so you can't go all the way in without pushing really hard :^(
>>9456889
You caught me, I'm a lazy retard.
Thanks though <3
>>9456810
>he doesnt enjoy thicc
its like my grandpa always used to say
don't like thicc? probably like dicc
>>9456542
Not me, those are pretty popular choices. Does he also like GKMC and MBDTF?
>>9456904
kys
>>9456879
ILL GIVE HIM 51
>>9456897
>there's no other use for her
Wrong. Aqua is perfect for squeeeeze
>>9456505
And in the end Steven does his "GUYS STOP" thing and says they can share him. Which leads to fusionbang.
SQUEEZEFAGS NEED TO LEAVE
>>9456936
Well I'll give him fifty-five.
>>9456886
So am I. I will fuck you.
>>9456810
Pearl fags continue to ruin good tast
>>9456859
No.
>>9456833
And I might spend another dollar for the same Lion.
>>9456839
As a matter of fact, they do.
The machine showed Lion, Steven, Garnet and Jasper, all looking retarded.
But the paper promotes Amethyst and Greg instead, and much better looking.
>>9456778
her gem weapon is the ability to pull any Dreamworks movie out of her gem as long as she does a smug enough face
>>9456904
Yeah, that is a detriment. I think it might be prudent to get one of those sports drinking cups that stays the same diameter throughout the cup.
When will we get a Jasper Funko so I can waste my money on ugly plastic again
>>9455833
Moonstone will be voiced by Ashley Burch screencap this
>>9456974
>weapons grade smug
>>9456951
Lapis and Peridot fusion having Steven fuck them when?
>>9456954
>>9456987
kys virgin
>>9456886
>a 22 year old with a 2 inch benis
you're either doing a really shitty job at baitposting or this is the even sadder than the pearl wall fag (bolt2strike) guy that posts here
>>9456859
i'd rather topaz rip my dick off with her giant meaty hands
>>9456981
Which is ironic since their waifu has none
>>9456859
sauce?
>>9456958
>pedophiles and fat fetishists accusing anybody of shit taste
>>9457025
How can Pearlfags ever fucking recover
>>9456886
Might as well cut it off and become a woman
>>9456778
great!
now draw her and Emerald furiously making out
>Steven asks if you want some succ
What do?
Reminder White Diamond had the thickest legs in the mural
>>9457054
say yes
>>9457055
>using the inaccurate version
>>9457043
Where the fuck did you pull pedo out of, you dumb fucking nigger?
>>9456962
Of all vectors and screenshots they could've referenced, it's this goofy one (you can't see it but one eye is missing the yellow iris)
>>9456999
In the episode titled Replanted, they put aside their differences for Steven's sake.
>>9456987
Maybe. I'm not to intent on going out and buying just for that though. I don't masturbate frequently - maybe only like 3 times a month max.
>>9457068
Look at the pic in the left you retard
>>9457076
>aquamarine
>body and voice of a child
>>9457054
I was born without a penis so i'll succ him
>>9457087
Kill yourself
The instructions on the back.
And for the Colombian Anon, these are made there, so you might check there for these figurines.
>>9456879
Lel
I might make an auction on eBay.
But I don't think someone would actually spend $50 for a shitty Jasper figurine
So how does it feel jascucks knowing that your waifu is kill?
>>9457097
But this is about Pearlfags, fucko.
>>9456956
boy or girl
>>9456981
I said it wouold be big enough I didn't said I did.
>>9457012
literally not baiting here sadly
>>9457049
Whats the difference?
>>9457111
Jasperfags are some of the most desperate human beings on the planet. They'll pay top dollar for any memento of their waifu.
>>9456962
I will give you sixty dollars for a retarded Jasper
>>9457124
They need to follow Jasper's lead.
>>9456778
Can you please draw a fan design of Pink/White Diamond
>>9457124
At least she's dead and didn't pull a Perimeme.
i want to try drawing slutty gems in outfits do you guys have any
>>9457089
>implying the creators can draw angled images correctly
>>9457097
Pearlfags are fucking stupid.
>>9457108
Laperiven is the only way they can settle this.
>>9457098
>born without a penis
Eunuch or grill?
Are you a Stevenfag?
>>9457163
Gems or slutty outfits?
>>9457130
>implying i was calling pearlfags fat fetishists or pedos
you'd have to be clinically retarded to see those two terms and think of pearl you mongrel
>>9457164
You got that right.
>>9457133
do you happen to be a gook?
>>9457194
slutty gems
>>9457164
That's the background designers
>>9457130
Go back and read the replies. Go on, go back, right now. This is about PEARLFAGS ruining shit you STUPID fucker.
>>9457163
>>9457163
>drawing slutty gems
begone degenerate
>>9457194
Fem Jasper is shit
>>9457163
Pic related but on sapphire
>>9457194
>used to draw slutty jasper
rip
>>9457203
Are you fucking blind, look at that thicc forehead
>>9457159
>>9457239
If the real thing looks shittier that's even better
>>9457227
There are not a lot of those.
>>9454311
> Okay
> Rushed
> Tumblr fanservice
> Okay not great
> Sugar masturbating/Emmy Bait
> Alright
> Boring
> Okay this one was good
> Okay
> Good
> Great
> They could have done a lot more with Jasper
> Eh
> Sugar obviously wanted to do an episode about the hero slowly dying in space since before she thought up SU
>>9457238
what the hell are you then
I don't know a single white guy who has a benis that small.
are you >irish
or something
>>9457216
That's the animators drawing something and eventually not matching up the backgrounds. Steven's dream had loads of perspective issues in that episode.
/r/ing fic where Lapis is captured by HW and they punish her by forcing her to eat food until she can't move
>>9457301
kys
>>9457301
Kindly cease to exist
>>9456962
greg actually looks ok, holy fuck
>>9457301
One day lapis was captured by homeworld and force fed food till she couldn't move. The end.
>>9457301
please consider signing up for voluntary deportation
>>9457301
cease your living, if you will
Fine I'll write it myself and post it here
>>9456778
Out of the (admittedly few) ones of yours I`ve seen, I think this one is my favorite. I particularly like the little designs of the outfit (the subtle rose-shapes and pink diamonds are nice). Hair is nice, and the gem is novel, not really a standard place and gives er a nice expression. looks smug.
Also the whole `woah thicc` and `I want her to sit on my face` thing, but that stuff is already implied.
Is there a collection of these anywhere? I think I`ve only seen the two in this thread and the yellow sapphire the other day, and they`re all pretty nice.
>>9457289
I am a genetic freak I guess
native/irish
>>9457111
If you put retarded Jasper on eBay link the auction here so I can win her
>>9457301
Why is it smiling at me?!......a-anon, you doin' alright there?
>>9457398
>tfw when purebred slav
when will western yuropoors ever recover?
>>9457301
yoko taro vibes from that thumbnail
>>9457393
I am going to tl;dr it no matter how long it is.
>>9457283
>that jasper
i need to see
>>9457163
Lapis in a nano skirt.
Who here is going to date me? Come on don't be shy.
>>9457418
UNOPENED WITH PAPER AND ALL
>>9456693
Tried it, it just makes my dick uncomfortable af. Any tips?
>>9457281
That toy is pretty spot on.
The machine had a telephone number, I might call them to ask if they have a Jasper shipment.
>>9457454
Is there any Aqua x Jasper yet with no one else?
>>9457456
That anonymous guy said he would, but I think he just stepped out a few minutes ago.
>>9457481
HOLY FUCK
DOWNSPERS FOR EVERYONE maybe
>>9457516
It's a stupid but cute face
>>9457495
>kleinfetter syndrome
>The primary feature is sterility
>>9457553
BOI
>>9457431
>>9457459
My penis is in the link
https://pasteboard.co/1P59Yn9d.jpg
>>9457554
>Sterile so you can cum in all the bitches
>Dick too small to be able to
>>9457553
What's the phone number for the company?
>>9457587
fyi this is someone else than the original anon
>>9457133
Don't know about you guys but I think tiny dicks are hot.
>>9457554
Well I don't expect Pearlfags to be breeding at any point in their lives anyway, you can find solace in that.
Does anyone have a reference for Jasper's stripes?
>>9457587
Im sorry my dude, thats what my dick looks like when its flaccid
>>9457451
I am now guaranteed at least one (You)
>>9457554
Children are garbage and will ruin your life. They're parasites. Be glad.
>>9457456
anon, do yourself a favor. Find a decent picture of you. Make a dating profile on something like okcupid. Message as many nearby women as you can who fit your tastes and try to make the message memorable and unique while showing that you read their profile.
I can't tell you it will lead to permanent or even long-term love, but you will be able to prove to yourself that there are people who would find you desirable
>>9457554
you can always adopt... wait, are trans people allowed to adopt? If you have the condition you you're under the domain of tumblr genders
>>9457616
It was a customer support number, I thought it was on the pictures I took.
I'll check out again this week, and during the day.
What was your last/current meal, /sug/?
I just made a bean and cheese burrito with cayenne pepper.
>>9457684
A 1am cheeseburger.
>>9457684
I had pizza and cheesy bread from Dominos.
>>9457684
Lucky, that sounds comfy af
>>9457684
sauteed garlic shrimp
>>9457684
Pizza and wings and coke
>>9457684
Bananas, tuna and Mac n cheese without milk or margarine. With a protein cookie
YUM!
>>9457661
>adopt
yea
I don't want kids now but if I was with someone for a long time and they wanted to not having the option would be very sad
Just another reason for someone to leave me. How are you supposed to bring that up?
"I want kids"
"about that... Now that we have been together for a long time something you possibly have as a deal breaker isn't going to happen"
>>9457684
Chipotle potatoes.
... man, I'm sick of potatoes.
>>9457684
Some leftover chicken from Popeye's that I bought yesterday
>>9457619
Tiny dicks are cute, but I wouldn't call them hot.
I miss when fusion dances were a thing
now everybody just kinda does it
>>9457732
>an appropriate use for that image
is this real life?
>>9457684
>solid food
>>9457133
Actually keep it and turn it into a feminine penis
>>9457650
http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Jasper/Gallery
https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/steven-universe/images/0/0d/Tumblr_nttx37bfQ61smn4pqo4_1280.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150901230741&format=original
>>9457659
that statement was so abhorrently wrong i'm glad that you won't be reproducing
>>9457755
>>9457754
>>9457732
>>9457720
>>9457684
Y'all are phat fucks!
>>9457741
'Cept dis guy.
>>9457754
how come?
>>9457661
I'm freaked out by family finding it
>>9457809
I just ate some chicken and fries. The fuck you gonna do about it?
Does anyone here have more to do than posting here? How do some people spend all their time here?
>>9457804
yeah, I am too. Me having children would be hell for everyone involved.
>>9457684
>all these amerisharts eating trash
I had some leftover Beef Sheperd's pie I made the other night
>>9457684
Hamburger and Curly fries
>>9457781
*buuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrp*
>>9457828
Because I'm a loser
>>9457840
Obsessed
>>9457839
Then don't push your suicidal genetic-dead end positions on other people. Things like this are one of the reasons the west is dying out.
>>9457790
What do you mean
North Korea is the supreme country with the best morals, the best citizens, and the best military.
>>9457684
I had Scotch for dinner.
>>9457840
>Implying
>>9457809
hey, shrimp, garlic and olive oil are perfectly healthy. The white wine may be debatable, but still
>>9457853
kys
>>9457828
i have the whole day free and im sick and cold, other days im here mostly at night when im too tired/drunk to do anything else
>>9457828
I'm in a very, very shitty mental state right now. I believe that I might have fucked up my brain and now all I can do is sit here and do nothing except shitpost with you guys.
>>9457857
So in translation, there's nothing better to do?
>>9457809
But it's a special night.
>>9457828
I'm supposed to be studying for an exam but I've started to grind own and get bogged in this thread.
I need to get back to work h*ck
>>9457898
Makes sense.
>>9457857
>>9457871
jesus christ you people
>>9457754
>sick of potatoes
>being sick of potatoes
>ever
>>9457857
How ya doing screenshot anon
>>9457904
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, hope it gets better
>>9457867
>>>/lgbt/hrtgen
I'm memeing, just learn to live with a anal dick m80
>>9457828
What am I supposed to be doing? I'm fucking poor.
>>9457741
>macaroni and nothing
>>9457926
Yeah get back to work
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
I JUST WANT TO RAM MY DICK INTO AQUAMARINE RIGHT NOW
>>9457684
A steak. It was mostly fat, which I hate, and allegedly medium rare, but clearly undercooked enough that there was some pink on the outside. But I'll eat anything if I'm hungry enough.
>>9457684
Egg, rice and spicy shrimps
>>9457840
quiet britbong. a people who boil their meat and use malt vinegar as condiment have no right to criticize american cuisine.
>>9457977
kys
>>9457953
That's nice, anon. Thank you. I hope so too.
>>9457087
LOL this isn't Lapidot but a Marty-dot instead
>>9457949
I'm doing okay tonight, been better overall the past couple days
Just watching tv and having dinner until I have to go pick up my sis
>>9457959
Than do something to help. Go send job applications if you are unemployed. Do overtime if you have a job.
>>9457828
I've had a semester to write 2 short stories, a drama, and 5 poems, but I've put them all off until now, and they're due Wednesday.
And yet, I'm still here, shitposting because I have no time management skills or willpower.
>>9457957
I'm trying
I've probably mostly accepted it but if I have that thing anon mentioned instead of just a micropenic on top of everything else it extra sucks
>>9457684
Homemade pasta salad with ranch, bacon, sharp cheddar, black olives, diced chicken, and grape tomatoes.
>>9457977
>>9457481
i want her
>>9457482
not yet
>>9458012
Relatable!
>>9457828
There was a time in my life where I was very attached to this show and I felt the only way to satisfy my urge other than obsessively rewatching episodes was shitposting here
I did other things with my life, but I ended up here more often than not
>>9457201
Aw they look cute together
>>9456962
>that amethyst
>>9457988
Your welcome
>>9456008
The Cluster will either be transported to homeworld at some point, or it'll break out of the bubble. If The Cluster breaks out of the bubble, instead of forming a world breaking body, it'll instead form several thousand smaller ones, and act as a hivemind, that's extremely protective of Steven.
If both of these are wrong, I'll eat my shoes that I still have after 5 years. (I'm bad about throwing shoes away, don't judge. XD)
Here's someone else's take of what The Cluster should be like.
>>9458005
Glad to hear
What are you watching tonight?
>>9458011
Nah, I'll let good goys like you handle all that.
WHERE'S THE LEAKS!?
>>9458028
>not yet
Paradoxical but this may be a world's first.
>>9457984
I'm not a britbong.
Amerishart "cuisine" consists of nothing but industrially produced factory trash. I'm surprised that despite existing for almost 400 years Amerisharts have made no real cultural accomplishments other than poisoning and ruining every body else's cultures with their decadence
>>9458032
And now?
>>9458036
That moment was kind of weird.
The idea of gems being poofed by sex is really hot to me, anyone have more?
>>9458042
I have a similar cluster prediction. The CGs will sort through every shard (with the help of the shards, of course) like a jigsaw puzzle and build real gems from the shards. This will be their army against homeworld.
>>9458028
>Not Aquamarine doming Jasper
>>9457920
What's the occasion?
>>9458072
yeah but how would that even work
how do you cause them to poof by simply nutting in them
>>9458066
I masturbate a lot
>>9458072
there's that Ruby being cucked pics by GlennGarth
but the poof happens off-screen
>>9458047
if your happy where you are, i can't hate.
I'm personally never satisfied.
>>9457828
I used to come here all the time like a fag, now I only really look through these threads right when I wake up and a few hours before I sleep. I have matured.
>>9458092
Nutting powerfully
>>9458042
>XD
why must you do this to me
>>9458092
their orgasm is so strong it poofs them
>>9458092
The pleasure overwhelms them so much their physical form can't handle it
>>9458093
Nothing wrong with that.
>>9457961
There's cheese! Just not milk or margarine, what's the matter anon?
>>9458116
ugh
>>9458034
yup
>>9458044
Watching baseball
>>9458124
>lapisfag
Figures
>>9458092
Corrosive semen?
>>9458118
and by that, i mean the gem's orgasm not the dude
>>9458118
>>9458113
i usually hate every fetish that's posted on this board but this is surprisingly appealing
>>9458135
I might ship this now...
What's the ship name?
>>9458100
The third leggy one?
I think I'll pass
>>9457890
Oke you a healthy niguh
>>9458139
Not a lapis fag, but I love mini lapis
>>9458165
Jolly
>>9458172
i have a minier lappy
>>9458140
Hey, better than using the stock art's poses.
>>9458149
I'm guessing your in to your partner enjoying sex with you
Like a normal person
Weird.
>>9458165
Hollysper or Jasper x another blue cunt
>>9458139
Figures a jasperfag would be obese
>>9458149
fuck yeah!
finna get some gem ass boi
Fat Aquamarine Y/N?
>>9458140
Probably just frames that looked wonky enough there would be room for error and no one would even notice. 'Cheap' frames.
>>9458165
it's called Hollyshit
>>9458206
Your doll is arriving too?
>>9458211
Y E S
>>9458189
YES!!! It's been missing from my collection of tiny lapis's! My collection is almost complete
>>9456962
>>9458140
the greg is a stock image
>>9458091
Twin Peaks S3 nigga
I have it recorded and I'm going to start it in a few minutes. I'm hyped
>>9458211
I meant, yes
>>9458165
"Shine a light on Autism"
>>9458165
it doesnt even have a name because only like 3 people ship it and there's barely art for it, i like hollysper though
>>9457459
The dumber the nigger, the bigger the dick, I thought everyone knew this.
>>9458241
You better..ducking...finish that
>>9458237
kys
>>9458085
it's figuring out how to arrange that and not make it look like complete dogshit
>>9458189
krill yourself
>>9458236
>twin peaks
What's that about? I've heard alot 'bout it, should I check it out, if so where?
>>9458064
you know what. I'm trying to argue with you but I can't. American food is unhealthy garbage. We do have a unique and extensive culinary background but I can't think of a single healthy dish america invented
>>9458247
yeah ofcourse dindus have the biggest dicks - but there's also a point where it's too small and you're rakeesh or chinaman tier
either way the master race lies inbetween - anywhere else is subhuman
>>9458149
Faggot normies get the fuck off my board.
>>9458273
kys
>>9457869
what does jim jong un think of lapiven?
>>9458028
>No Aquamarine x Sapphire
>>9458271
I mean they invented vegan food - but I doubt that can even fall under the term "food"
>>9458261
Just make her use her wand-ray as a collar
>>9458265
>10x10
you call that tiny?
>>9458261
Having Jasper bound in some way would help make it more "believable'
>>9458273
It's not that good, but at least I have something now for my shitty ship.
>>9458296
>pedoshit
kys
>>9458277
what's wrong with being a functioning and productive member of society.
being an autistic leech with autistic decadent fetishes is deserving of the death penalty.
half of me is glad we seem to be going relatively leak free for a super hype set of episodes, but the other half is fucking CRAVING new info/screenshots now.
cn should release another promo soon i hope. don't they usually have weekly commercials showing what's new for the week? hopefully we get something tomorrow or on tuesday.
>>9458296
>GBA Advance SP
>model- Ags 101
REPRESENT!
>>9458312
Have you ever played horse you sheltered arsehole?
>>9458273
Finally some blessed art for the superior ship.
>>9458306
lars, it's pretty gay to ship yourself.
>>9458322
>she's gagged and blinded
you had a rough childhood huh
>>9458312
>>9458343
what you're doing is already pathetic desu
>>9458360
That's true but its really a joke here anyway
>>9458352
Show some compassion for the people who don't want to be reminded of that
>>9458352
>THREE NIGGAS, THREE.jpg
>>9458312
>petsitting is wrong somehow
Fucking cuck.
>>9458350
It's so she doesn't get scared, rear up and hurt Steven. Safety first.
>>9458343
Fear like this is what keeps waifufags and neets from becoming productive members of society.
Don't overanalyze every situation and envision a terrifying outcome. The chances are the other person is just as nervous and embarrassed to be doing the same thing as you.
unless you're a tranny in which case kys
>>9458352
girls on the internet come up with worse shit than that
Any impregnation stuff?
When's the last time you talked to someone with a vagina?
>>9458412
>When's the last time you talked to someone
a very long time
>>9458404
>tfw no fertile gem waifu
:^(
>>9458412
Today.
>>9458391
WOW
DID NOT EXPECT THAT ENDING
>>9458412
A few minutes ago.
>>9458412
When I asked mommy for more tendies 30 minutes ago
>>9458412
Two hours ago
>>9458250
Kek phone poster
>>9458412
I live in a small community of 5,000 so the pool of women is very small.
unfortunately i picked the shitty one out of the hat so i'm stuck in a tiny community of completely uninteresting women.
h*ck me up budy
>>9458412
2 minutes ago
>>9458404
I haven't seen the actual impregnation in SU fanart, with Xray and stuff, just a few preg pics
>>9458412
2 hrs ago, roomie.
Few hours more ago, neighbor and friend.
Yesterday, my ex who has a kid now.
>>9458430
He's right you know.
>>9458437
Anon....
>>9458412
Aside from relatives, an old woman asked me for directions two weeks ago
>>9458430
but it's true
>>9454303
Centuries from now, the future humans of SU will begin to produce their sacred texts, worshipping the mysterious Kri'sto Jems as the protectors of their world.
>Main Pantheon
>Stee'vin, the Messiah: Bringer of peace and king of the pantheon; deity of compassion, harvest, family
>Garr'nit, the Lover: Pillar of physical and emotional strength nurtured by Stee'vin's previous incarnation; deity of love, courage, and self-reflection
>Pa'rel, the Knight: The king's devoted guardian, always by his side; deity of loyalty, diligence, and dance
>Am'tist, the Cub: An undersized but fierce warrior who mentored Stee'vin as he matured; deity of determination, self-respect, and indulgence
>>9458437
Undergated toast
>>9458048
>>9458391
The last part really ruins your post anon
>>9458312
Kys jealous conniefag
>>9458497
>this
People feel threatened by the true endgame.
>>9458412
does talking to a vagina count?
>>9458482
Connie shouldn't be there
>>9458404
>>9458496
*enhances
>>9458496
prove me wrong tho
protip: you can't
>>9458482
fucking pedofag shit fucking kys
>>9458412
Does talking to myself count
>>9458496
disregarding the last part he is right
>>9458412
besides relatives? like a minute ago, i mostly talk to girls, only made irl male friends when i started working
>>9458520
>>9458532
Conniefag leave
>>9458525
If we didn't have tranny's who would love your granny's?
Also who would you complain about
>>9458391
>tfw not datefag but read that ending
W-why anon
>>9458437
>posting an image of steven
fucking pedo kys fucking pedofag leave fucking fucking fucking kys kys kys kys fucking kys
>>9458267
It's a murder mystery show that slowly turns into a weird and surreal show with supernatural demons and gods fucking with a small northwestern town. It's pretty quirky and strange all the way through though; there's a lot of lovable characters that each have some weird trait, it's funny and dramatic, you start to learn that none of the nice townsfolk are as they seem as they show delves further into their characters and the shady shit they do behind the scenes, and the main character, an FBI agent investigating the town, is definitely the best part of the show. The whole first season is great, and the second is great all the way up to the midpoint where they solve the mystery, after which it gets pretty shitty and fillery until it picks back up by the last four episodes. You can watch the first two seasons on Netflix or just pirate them, but the new season is only on Showtime, so unless you have that then you'd need to find a mega or something. I'd highly recommend it if you like a good story with great characters and can handle very abstract and strange shit.
>>9458556
i would complain about brown people instead
>>9458539
ecksdee
>>9458412
I'm talking to one on Discord RIGHT NOW
vegetarian and vegan cuisines are held by their fruitless obsession with simulating animal byproducts, usually by using soy, which westerners find repulsive most of the time.
Oranges, chiles, garlic, onions, tomatoes, mustard, herbs, spices. These things are always at your disposal and can make nearly any vegetable protein taste decent.
I wish Shoes didnt exsist and we all went around barefoot.
>>9458574
Good point.
>>9458580
feminine penis doesn't count anon
>>9458425
>tfw im asexual and hate children and babies
>has a deep secret impregnation and preg fetish
Nobody must know
>>9458589
no you don't
I just realized
>Lars goes to space AND Homeworld
>Ronaldo is stuck in Beach City making fries
HOW CAN HE EVER RECOVER
>>9458568
because it's true
>>9458589
kys footfag
>>9458580
>I'm talking to one on Discord RIGHT NOW
A legend has been in /sug/, forgive me chosen one
>>9458589
You know that would normalize feet and no one would find it attractive? No one is attracted to elbows.
Footfag.
>>9458596
>has an impregnation fetish but hates children
you better make your choice anon or else you become a black dad
>>9458412
I talk to myself all the time.
>>9458612
honestly he should've died at the end of rocknaldo, it would've been a mercy
>>9458615
Can you at least execute me then
>>9458412
Couple days ago
Talked to my best friend
>>9458640
Nah if I got pregnant I would ABORT ABORT ABORT fuck that noise. I'd rather not turn my vag and asshole into one hole
>>9458672
You could get a c-section.
>>9458412
Talking to yourself is considered weird.
>>9458589
Fuck you lapis
>>9458412
today
>>9458642
>a gril in /sug/
Get outta here carpet muncher, this is a boys only club!
>>9458589
but then there will be no soft feet silly footfag
>>9458589
Lapis please go.
>>9458691
mtf tranny
>>9458672
>abortion
don't worry i'll dispatch a small force of KGB men to take you on a trip to >>/gulag/
The last two I did were femme, went a bit on the other side of the scale. Tits though.
>>9458596
>>9458672
Are you me, anon? I'm the same only that I'm biscum.
>>9458482
>Lesser Pantheon
>M.R. Youn'virs, the Conqueror: Took a dangerous alien as his own and gave his fertile seed to his child.
>Caw'nee, the Diplomat: Lover of Stee'vin and extended queen of the pantheon.
>Pear'dot, the Disciple: The first to be converted in the primeval ages and geographer of Earth.
>La'ps, the Destroyer: Holder of incredible power, kept under control by the pantheon and continues to lie dormant.
>>9458724
i want her to punch me in the face and crush my skull with her thighs
>>9458672
>implying you would ever get laid
>>9458714
The worst of the worst huh?
I'll make sure to send the big guys over then.
Cheers!
>>9458724
holy shit yes
>>9458729
Ur'a T'ard
>>9458724
really digging the Vince McMahon suit
Is anyone else really worried that Ronaldo might legitimately be part gem? I mean, there has to be some reason they still keep forcing ronaldo despite a lack of relevance. They ARE finally addressing that the gems might have been wrong about steven being unique.
It's either Ronaldo or Connie and Connie has a clear purpose in the story
>>9458769
how is he being forced?
>>9458769
>Connie has a clear purpose in the story
kek
>>9457012
not as bad as the bloody penis lapis fag
>>9458724
I LOVE HER
>>9458724
Damn, my Bixbite is a lanky bitch. I love yours a lot anon
>>9458496
wtf you deleted my swedish :(
We need Aquamarine Smut stat!
>>9458829
Someone requested a translated version I think. Some anon translated it assuming they didn't just make it up
>>9458724
you should cut all of these together into one post so we can have a waifu list
>>9458932
oh. i originally drew that pic and is from sweden its ok though
>>9458760
NEW
THREAD
HERE
test
>>9458314
Good goy, go be "productive"
tests
tets
t. test
tst
>>9456778
You got an art blog I like to commission you.