Murderous Games 229
An HG thread.
>>>FIRST 48!
>NAME
>IMAGE
>FACTION (OPTIONAL)
Please put what faction you are entering for directly before your name.
It makes things easier.
Cowboy jams to get in the mood:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SE54MZOPGU
Good Vibes Haru
IRON DOG GASCOIGNE
>>9438352
Lana
Monochrome Smolgore
Saint in Blue Clothes
>>9438352
Catling gun
Gal Reigen Arataka
Pandemonium Leader Astaroth
>>9438352
Monochrome Grora
Gal Kim Pine
>>9438352
Vino
Faction Pending
>>9438352
Monochrome Registeel
Gal Inkling
>>9438352
Good Vibes Chie
Len
Ryougi Shiki
Sarius Kyverra
>female
>>9438352
Iron Dog Ridley
Ichigo Kurosaki
I don't enter shit games, sorry.
Starlord
>>9438352
Kaito
Good vibes
XP-tan
>>9438373
My new favorite tribute.
Rigging it for you btw
Lickilicky
Monochrome Leader Aikawa
>>9438352
Iron Dog Agrias
>>9438352
Monochrome Lucky
>>9438352
Monochrome Steelix
SHAME
I still don't know.
>>9438352
Bullet Club Sterling Archer
>>9438352
Stocking Anarchy
>>9438352
Iron Hee-ho
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9438352
pandemonium leviathan
Cassandra
El Gran Capitan
Pandemonium Emi
Super Cool Phil Elverum
>>9438352
Monochrome Delirium
Tsubasa Hanekawa
>>9438352
Monochrome Night Dog
Gal Jam
Gals Eric Andre
>>9438352
Suguri
Tomomo's abyss
Osamu Dazai
Clownpiece
Kaho
>>9438352
Dog mom
>>9438352
Monochrome Marie Korbel
>>9438348
Time to make that Marisa folder, huh ?
>>9438347
Can people like, stop stealing all my ideas ?
Seriously guys, you could at least try to be original.
>>9438356
It's in that restaurant, just near by.
>>9438352
THE FABULOUS FREEBIRD
>>9438391
Gal*
>>9438352
Ichiya Amakaze
That Bullet Club team sounds cool, put me in that!
>>9438360
Gotcha Jam. But wait... fighting here for extra money? This place can give out money for fighting!?
>>9438352
Tomomo's Saki
Satou the Absolute Madman
Gaen Izuko
Tomomo Sherry
Mono Mono girl
>>9438352
MonoChrome Ash
>>9438434
As if. I ain't joinin' a faction.
>>9438424
Leaving so soon? I do hope the next time we can at least exchange names. Tata!
>>9438398
>mewmewmew
>>9438435
Crazy right? I heard winner get big cash!
I will win so much and use funds to upgrade restaurant!
>>9438352
Mikun
The Soldier Saints
>>9438352
>>9438406
I made up my mind. Put me in Pandemonium.
>>9438433
>Marisa
Jesus Seth please pick any other 2hu but that one
Literally ANY other one. Fuck pick up Remilia instead
>>9438392
Are you okay?
anyway, CHECK IT
Deku
>>9438433
>Marisa
Of all the shithu choices, you pick one of the worst. Fitting, if you think about it.
>>9438477
>>9438435
>>9438422
Let cute boy fight in my place!
>>9438477
Let's do this!
>>9438477
Are you still building that folder forth Rallyfag?
>>9438477
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9438477
>>9438471
Put me into the Pandemonium group!
>>9438433
>Marisa
Nice
>>9438477
Catling gun better win
>>9438477
>[REGISTEEL used Iron Defense!]
^^^
>[REGISTEEL's Defense rose sharply!]
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>>9438477
Looks good to me.
>>9438491
Nice rp.
>>9438499
nice jinx faggot
One man Bullet Club... fine...
>>9438477
>>9438413
>>9438416
We really aren't a lot today... But heh, it's not like we cannot win anything if we will it enough. Fate has no power over us!
>>9438471
Oh? Is that a new member. And a cute one as that.
>grins
Welcome!
>>9438433
This place can be so convenient at times. I didn't even know they restaurants here. We shouldn't keep the chefs lazy now or myself hungry.
>She grabs his hand, pulling with a surprisingly strong force towards the front doors.
Let us take this venture together!
>>9438477
With the induction of this club, I now sever the ones above us once more. Alone it seems.
>>9438477
May the best win!
>>9438477
>Hanekawa steps onto her podium
There seems to be many people with matching banners this round. I wonder what it could mean.
>>9438516
Heeeeeeey
>>9438477
Ah, might I bring your attention to what I said here?>>9438454
I don't wanna be a part of a faction.
>>9438477
>Kaho mutters a silent prayer before the game begins
>>9438477
Ready.
>>9438433
Marisa is p gud. Too bad you're just joking though.
>>9438464
>"If that's true... maybe I can do something to help after all!"
Thanks for the info Jam, maybe I can fight even harder knowing that!
>>9438487
Oh, sweet! Thanks for the save.
>>9438477
Alrighty now, let's go a rampage!
>>9438510
Make that two!
>Despite a deep, annoyed sigh, he complies with her curiosity and spins the box around, sliding it towards her on his lap. He opens the lid, showing off a half full box of Thin Mint cookies. Curiously enough, the box seemed to be dated for 1951.
Yeah. My daughter just recently joined this "girl scout" troop business. They been havin' her sell these cookies, somethin' about raisin' the profits 'a the organization, real low way ta do things. But, hey, I ain't complainin'. The cookies're good 'n they're teachin' my daughter business, so it ain't like it's all bad. She's been sellin' cookies ta neighbors in our backyard for twenty bucks a box, little entrepreneur she is. Go ahead 'n take a few, I ain't gonna finish the box.
>>9438477
>>9438390
>>9438402
>>9438410
Reminder,this could potentially be our last stand on the battlefield. Cmon then,awaken the sleeping beast that rests inside you,and use it to raise hell!
>>9438356
>>9438542
>Fuckin a
>>9438540
You go and fight hard! I root for you from kitchen!
>>9438491
GOOD
GREAT
AWESOME
OUTSTANDING
AMAZING RP GOTE
>>9438546
No offense, but I thought 'raising hell' was Pandemonium's job.
>>9438524
Pretty enthusiastic about spilling blood, huh?
What's your name sweetie? Call me Astaroth, leader of Pandemonium.
>>9438491
This RP is making me wet
Why so many people hates Gorey?
>>9438477
>>9438423
>>9438481
I have suddenly been put into a situation that I was not prepared for, so i have to go deal with that.
>>9438562
is it making u soft
>>9438561
That sounds up my alley. Glad to meet you boss.
>>9438477
Sooo...you're telling me I have no choice but to get punched in the face by these people? What do I get by winning? Can it be any cake of my choice? Because that'd be totally worth the trouble.
>>9438563
He acts like an oldfag and is generally just naive as fuck about everything even though he thinks he knows it all
>>9438559
I can't blame him for copying us, heh I would probably do the same if I were him.
>>9438546
Hee-shut up, ho! I got this!
>>9438564
Oh hey. Thanks a bunch! Means a lot to me, man.
>>9438577
>1173
>>9438563
BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING CANCER AND KEEPS TALKING WITH MY IDOLS ABOUT SHOT THAT DOESN'T CONCERN HIM
FUCK ASGORE, I WANT HIM TO OD AND FUCKING DIE ALREADY
>>9438577
Well Miss Stocking, if you win you get 3 points to do with what you will. And if you send them my way, or join me. I'll buy you all the sweets you can handle.
The dog dies in the end.
>>9438555
I appreciate the rooting. Maybe this'll increase my odds when fighting these guys.
>>9438577
...And I am especially going to make you pay for literally injecting poison into me! So, you better stand clear of me, unless you want the ass kicking of your life.
>>9438607
what if he started with 1000
Alm marries Celica
>>9438542
The boundaries between teaching children business or child slavery are very hard to decipher indeed. I do hope this daughter of yours has a good head on her shoulder just in the case it turns into the latter.
>Her eyes once again lights up at his offer. She slowly takes the box from him to dig in. Before she did, She notices the year on it.
Oh why thank you! I do happen to be starved at the moment! Though I was sure that the year was 2008?
>Confused, she takes the only one cookie instead of the many she was planning to get.
>>9438622
DO NOT
>>9438622
Thanks for the vote of confidence.
>>9438636
Well duh. It happened in the original.
>>9438474
>>9438482
I don't know shit about your damned fairies, I just did a quick search on this Touhou thing and it was the most popular character on all charts.
If it's popular it means it's doing something right.
>>9438498
>>9438536
Now I'm getting mixed signals.
But let's be real here, I can't be arsed to do anyone else but me. Why waste my time trying on a millionth of different masks when you can have my handsome face on a daily basis ?
>>9438519
W-WAIT I DIDN'T EVEN HAD THE TIME TO PUT MY SUIT ON
> The Man gets dragged forcefully, and already start panicking a bit. This is only the beginning of his troubles though, as his accomplice isn't responding on the other side of their earpiece communication
..I'm so screwed..
> The Man takes seat, and wait for the waiter to deliver their 5* meal in the shortest delays
>>9438622
but which dog???
>>9438487
Done.
>>9438492
Yes.
>>9438497
Done.
>>9438528
Fixed.
>>9438577
You get a nice ribbon.
That's preeeety much it.
Neutral: 20
Monochrome: 9
Pandemonium: 4
Iron Dogs: 4
Good Vibes: 4
Gals: 3
Bullet Club: 2
Saints: 1
Muricans: NOT REPRESENTED
Cool Bastards: NOT REPRESENTED
Akatsuki: NOT REPRESENTED
Fairy Tail: NOT REPRESENTED
BLOODBATH
The Bullet Club is starting things off with a bang, just as you would expect.
>>9438581
>People say this, but never give examples that I can either explain or work upon. Those would be helpful.
>>9438663
Hee-darn, ho. Like a sack of bricks, hee-ho.
>>9438663
I'm used to be carried, but this is new.
>>9438450
>Haru runs up to Ash and slides a water gun out from his back pocket, aiming to squirt it at his face.
Ash! What do you think you're doing? Did you hit your head or something? You're lucky that you were late to the roster, because you're on our team, the best team, the Super Cool Team of Good Vibes and Happiness! Those really sad Monochrome guys aren't cool at all! Just yesterday you said that you wanted the best for me, but now you're switching sides! That's really stupid of you!
>>9438663
Blyat, late again. There's always next game.
>>9438676
I meant being...
>>9438673
Lol shut up xd
>>9438654
Please Seth, you don't understand
If you pick up Marisa Aussa's going to circlejerk with you as Rika and shit's going to get bad quick
>>9438680
Don't break up pls
>>9438663
I can only imagine the terrible things others may do if I leave you there. I shall give you a proper burial as your soul travels the afterlife.
People say Hitler was a bad guy but never gave him any examples he can either explain or work upon.
>>9438663
>Whiskey has a bunch of uses in the wild west, after all
>Painkiller, disinfectant, alcoholic drink...
(Might want to take another look at the font. It fits the theme but it's damn hard to read)
>>9438663
I'm not fucking around this time.
>>9438709
Was Hitler a fucking goat
>>9438663
>Astaroth flies above the battlefield, her hands full of supplies.
Okay, let's go. Do your best ever-
...
Come on Levi
>>9438724
Hitler was fucking a goat.
>>9438663
Oh hey! It's a tooo--
>Izuku instantly turns right around as he see's someone just die, just out of nowhere the guy just dropped dead. wanting none of that Izuku bails.
Nope. Nope. Noooope! I'm good...I think I'll find another town.
>>9438663
>Grabbing a backpack and an odd looking shield, Ichiya takes out a match from his right pocket. Lighting it, and tosses it in the center.
Welp, now that is taken care of. Time to peace outta of here and make sure I don't get my ass beat!
>He breaks off into a mad sprint to a dusty old town.
>>9438640
Oh, you don't need ta worry about that. She takes over her dad, she's practically a little adult already. Real proud of that little terror. Sometimes too smart for her own good, real talker, "always ask questions" type. Nothin' gets by her, so I got no worries there.
>Confused for a moment, it takes him a couple seconds and a glance at the box to realize she was referring to the date along the side. He "ah"s in realization and taps the lettering, nodding.
Time don't really matter here, it turns out. I came here expectin' it ta be the 1900s for everybody, but I've met people here from thousands 'a years inta the past and the future. It's wild, really! The only answer I can think of is that this is a place where time don't matter.
>>9438731
Since when was Hitler a goatfucker?
>>9438731
That explains where Gorey came from
>>9438663
>Black Hanekawa finds a metal contraption
Is this what they call a gun~nya? How about I try it just this once~nya?
>She takes aim at a random person, her cat eyes dilating as she aims
>>9438703
Chill the fuck out. Jesus, can't you read?
>>9438663
>Come back just in time for faction game
>Try to enter
>internet borks out.
>Miss chance.
>Guess not this time.
>>9438746
Since shut up faggot
>>9438663
I'm ready for ac-
>shot dead
Seriously?
>>9438619
Now, you're trying to make a deal a biiiiiit to big. Don't you fear about going broke? Because your pockets will be very empty if you try to satisfy someone like me.
>>9438625
>Stocking stares at the yelling boy with a puzzled and slightly annoyed expression
....Who are you?
>>9438663
A ribbon? That's lame, why would I-
>>9438754
No I'm blind
>>9438703
All the more reason to actually do it.
>>9438755
I know that pain all to well...
>>9438663
>>9438762
>The angel was fatally shot before she could finish her sentence.
>>9438773
Don't speak to my wife.
>>9438772
Kek do it, I really want the hatebase to lose their collective shit, it'll be great.
>>9438773
Was she talking to you?
>>9438663
DAY ONE
The day is saved, thanks to a man and his dog. What would we have done if the tumbleweeds over took the town?
Kosaku, instead of taking down the target he was sent to capture, decides to play a game of cards with her instead... Interesting.
OSAMU NO
HES ONLY PRETENDING TO BE TAMED
GET RID OF THAT THING BEFORE HE EATS YOU AND WEARS YOUR SKIN AS A DISGUISE.
Coyotes are fucking evil, I tell you.
>>9438772
Then go for it nigga
Ain't no reason to hound you if you already know what you're getting into
>>9438793
Just what I needed.
>>9438762
Ok phrasing. But also, I have a credit card from the CIA. I can buy anything I need to accomplish my mission.
>Archer waves a shiny black credit card at the goth angel.
>>9438663
I'm not them but how is the series
>>9438788
Was him talkest to thou?
>>9438709
>Godwin's Law already, eh?
>>9438793
Hey, come back here! Stupid wind! Stupid hat!
>>9438755
>Same desu except instead my 4chan pass borked out and had to re-enter it, when I did entries were already at 50+
>I mean it's fine I guess I can just play Puyo.
>>9438773
Leave.
>>9438663
>Kim somehow manages to arrive at the arena on time despite not knowing how to ride a horse
Now...how the hell do I get off this thing?
>>9438793
Oh no. Come back. It was totally an accident.
>>9438793
>What on paper would sound like a terrible and bloody war turned out to be a relaxing day of Vino sipping martinis while watching a dog chase tumbleweeds around the yard.
>>9438773
>Ahri casually raises a glass to Soviet.
>The contents of it are kind of a mystery, but considering the kitsune, also slightly obvious.
>>9438709
Wow you really opened my eyes maybe hitler wasn't such a bad guy. I think I found my new ava.
>>9438773
Shoo Shoo.
>>9438793
>Well, the mummydoggo chasing tumbleweeds around town is surely an amusing sight.
BORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORK
>>9438831
>niggering Ramsay
>>9438829
Semen?
>>9438793
>The crafts the Pinata using magic because well, why using your hands when you can do the same quicker and without exhausting yourself.
>She smashes it to bits in a single punch.
>But she had nothing to fill it with, so maybe that's why.
...
I'm really bored.
>>9438654
>Sitting in the seat opposite of him, she flashes him a smile.
Oh, were you not dressed. I had no idea, you only ever wear those pants. But i do not mind what I am witnessing!
>Drinking her glass of water very quickly, she spins her finger around the top of it.
This is all quite exciting! It has been such a long time since I had anything like this. I don't even know your name!
>>9438740
It does sound like you raised a wise one. I do hope I get to assist her in her journey of growth. It may possibly be very interesting.
>She takes the single cookie in her hand and into her mouth. Once finished, she makes a pleased noise, beginning to grab several of them at once.
Is that so? That explains so much! All of these anachronistic clothing choices...
I had thought they were roleplaying!
>>9438793
The spirits need another donation. If we make a wish, they can send us more gold!
>>9438762
Oh come on!
>He puts a hand on his forehead, shaking his head from side to side.
I'm that guy you tried to save last match, dumbass! You messed up with the medicine and injected some poison in me!
>>9438793
...If he ain't going to show up, neither will I.
>>9438823
>In an hour, got a show to watch soon.
>>9438829
>raises a large bottle of kvass in response and takes a small swig from it
>>9438793
Well obviously...why else where there be a town here? Do-Don't you He-Ho at me! I'm trying to be optimistic!
>>9438793
>Black Hanekawa watches the strange people on the stage, not sure what to do with them or why they were up there dacing like a bunch of fools
You hyumans have the myost idiotic myethods of passing time~nya. How about I jump out on the stage and claw their faces off one by one~nya?
>>9438680
Mmm~, says you. Truth is I never really cared for your team or you to be honest. You're like the exact opposite of me, a scared, weak, wimp who can't fight his own battles. In fact I hate you, I only joined your team because it was the only one that didn't seem so bossy, but now I can see Monochrome has some good things going. Just look at this match! There's nine of them not including me and only four of you, sure you have the most territories at the moment, but that's going to change. It's nothing personal monsieur Haru, well actually it is personal...because I personally loathe you.
>>9438822
>buying a 4chan pass
>>9438793
>Kosaku looks at the girl, tapping impatiently and the ground. "The closer I get to my target, the easier it will get to pick her off. It might be the antithesis of what I stand for, but it certainly could be worse." He scoffs and flicks one coin the the center.
I'm going all in. Are you sure you want to keep playing Go Fish?
>>9438871
WHAT
>>9438865
>Where there
>That's supposed to be WOULD. gotta get a grip
>>9438872
>He solves capcha and can't afford one
>>9438872
>I'd rather buy a pass than have my only means of posting be on a mobile device.
>>9438822
>not keeping your pass a secret
fuck i missed it
>>9438881
What did you expect tho
>>9438719
Yeah I'll fix it...
>>9438755
MAYBE ONE DAY
>>9438793
40 tributes remain.
Neutral: 20 -> 16
Monochrome: 9 -> 8
Pandemonium: 4 -> 3
Iron Dogs: 4 -> 3
Good Vibes: 4 -> 3
Gals: 3
Bullet Club: 2
Saints: 1
NIGHT ONE
Who the hell here has the balls to steal from a slumbering dragon? That'll get your house burned down for sure.
The dog proves to have trouble shooting anything that isn't a tumbleweed, how unfortunate for him.
The captain's trust vessel wasn't as trusty as he may have thought it to be.
>>9438871
Ship sunk holy fuck.
>>9438871
>>9438680
TOP TEN HUNG GAME BETRAYALS
>>9438888
>Who cares?
>>9438871
HARU STATUS = DESTROYED
>>9438896
kisses
>>9438865
hee-ho
>>9438900
I don't lose barfights.
>>9438851
Eh, I'm sure some of 'em are, ya can't really trust much 'a what anybody says around here. Bunch 'a weirdos 'n crazy folks, mostly. Really only a handful 'a people here that keep my interest for long.
>He lounges back in his chair, watching grimly as his cookies disappear.
..Ehh.. Anyhow, I figure it's worth askin', since I'm runnin' out of people ta brawl with around here; you fight?
>>9438900
Damn thing got me when I had my back turned, pretty long ways away, too. Why're ya helpin' me? You're on the same team, ain't this the part where you're supposed ta finish me off?
>>9438914
>kisses
>from ash fucking crimson
it's like hoping for rain in the Sahara Desert, anon
>>9438840
>This is Lucky
>>9438900
>GUNS ARE NOT LIKE SLINGSHOTS
>REPEAT
>GUNS ARE NOT LIKE SLINGSHOTS
Haru x Ash shippers BTFO
>>9438900
This sounds really, really dumb.
>>9438900
>In his rage, Smolgore uses his fire magic and burns Inkling alive before summoning his trident and repeatedly stabbing the charred corpse.
>>9438900
Ahh, I expected better than that, Astaroth.
>>9438854
Oh, I did that? But isn't the joke to eliminate everyone? In that case, I did well by injecting you with poison by "accident", kid.
>>9438810
Hmmmmm...
>Stocking stares at the black credit card with slight interest, but also suspicion
You're trying quite hard to make me join your club. Go on, what's this about? Some club war?
>>9438916
I SAID DON--I'm sorry...sorry. Ju-Just let a guy believe, alright?
>>9438900
My, what a positive message.
>She holds the letter close to her chest, closing her eyes as she then hangs it on a wall.
Thank you mysterious ones. I will save you, Minato.
>>9438855
>With a nod, Ahri takes a sip from her orange colored beverage before coughing once.
That.. was not mixed as well as I thought...
>>9438900
Maybe one day soon host. Considering my runs the last two nights, it might be for the best... We wouldn't want this game to end so soon would we?
>>9438900
>DrunkenAstaroth.jpg
T-This is it Grora! I've waited to have a...a fight with you personally for so long! Have at y-
>She is so drunk, she trips and falls flat on the ground, knocking herself out
>>9438900
>Hanekawa stares at the red skinned half naked goat man who breathed fire
What do you even want from me~nya? As you can see I have nyothing to give you for anything you have~nya.
>>9438900
Curses! Our chance of winning is depleting greatly.
>>9438900
Whew, what a day.
>He throws his backpack and odd shield next to each other, up against a wall. Ichiya then slumps against said wall near his gear.
Still, I wonder how my friends are doing...? Hopefully good, hopefully...
>>9438912
>>9438936
Are we supposed to give a shit?
>>9438900
DAY TWO
Monochrome holds a private discussion about how they're going to proceed.
Apparently news of Lana's misdeeds have begun to spread, now it seems Kosaku isn't the only one after her hide.
The goat tries to get the cat to eat a bug.
Haru, I thought you had a pet coyote, not a cat? But... what if...
>my fucking face when the coyote ate his cat and was disguising himself as it this entire time and Haru was none the wiser until now
>>9438945
Hee-ho, hee-ho!
>He moves his head around
You hee-think of gold? Stupid!
>>9438793
Uuuwaaaaah! Someone help meee!
>>9438900
Hello? Hellloooooo? Does anyone have a map they can spare?
Maybe?
...Please?
>>9438949
>>9438941
>She goes back to her sober self
I... I wasn't being serious... The only way I'll take you down will be with a bullet, I told you
>>9438964
It's the coolest new meme on the market, Anon! All the cool shiposters are doing it!
>>9438973
Enjoy. the. ride!
Because I'll enjoy mine once I'm inside you.
>>9438973
Lemme get this straight. Ya want ta get on my back.. An' have me race against horses. Actual, real horses.. On foot. Issat right?
...Yeah, alright, sure, sounds fun, get on.
>In a surprising turn of events, Vino actually ends up outrunning the horses and winning the race.
>>9438973
>>9438986
Nice one, nice one!
>>9438973
>Black Hanekawa slaps the disgusting insect out of the goat's hands
Is this what you bring me~nya? Fried bugs? Are you trying to get me to kill and eat you instead~nya?
I want REAL food~nya!
>>9438973
C'mon! Eat it! I double dog dare ya!
>>9438949
>Ahri jumps in alarm, then sighs.
Please... -Please- tell me you did not hurt yourself that badly again...
>>9438981
O-oh. You seem to be fine again.
I do apologize for not being able to be here...
>>9438983
This shit looks so staged, it's not even funny.
>>9438943
I know but... urgh! Y'know what, just fine. I am done talking to you now. Just to let you know, your hairstyle is absolute trash.
>>9438973
For a cosplayer, you sure didn't see that coming.
>>9438973
There. It's done. Can...can we be done now? I don't think I want to be here any more.
>>9439014
It's what I do
>>9439023
Nice thumbnail
>>9438974
I-It's not stupid! Gold equals money, an-and money equals food and living expenses! It's wo-worthwhile.
>>9438900
I was never really a dog person, to be honest.
>>9438973
>>9438986
...I change my mind. I think I'd rather not enter the race at all. Also, phrasing.
>>9439023
It is a meme, after all. None of it's genuine.
>>9439015
>The goat's hands are slapped and he yelps in pain, the scorpion falling to the ground.
It was just a dare! Ya don't gotta be so mean.
>>9439042
No phrasing there.
>>9438948
You're gonna have to smack the bartender now since he can't mix shit properly. Anyway, how are you doing this fine evening?
>heats up the thread
>>9438943
Well, these faction games are to control the Eastern half of the USA. I intend to lead my Bullet Club to victory
>>9438787
>>9438797
I hate making folders tho, and god knows the amount of fan art this witch got.
>>9438851
> The Man's not paying much attention to what she's saying as he's trying very, very indiscreetly to get his earpiece working, but he slowly comes to realization that his accomplice's earpiece must have been destroyed in the game from earlier
> Visibly anxious, the weird looks the rest of the customers are giving him doesn't help his case, albeit it's understandable considering he's half-naked in a restaurant, a french restaurant nonetheless, where the sight of such a perfect physique must make jealous more than one frenchie
> But at the mention of the woman's last sentence, Seth snaps back to reality, somewhat disgruntled
You don't know.. my name ?
> The Man could give one of his long-winded speeches about how it is impossible that a single human being doesn't know about Seth Rollins, but at this point, he'd rather just get on with this date already
..Seth. Name's Seth.
>>9438871
> applauds from afar
>>9438973
>She watches the dynamite land in front of her with great intrigue and then back to Reigen.
Is this for the gold I gave to the spirits. Ah, they shall know of your debauchery soon!
>BOOM!
>>9438885
Huh? This makes no sense.
>>9439063
>raises the temperature of the anonymous imageboard
>>9439017
Again? Are you talking about *that* last time? tcch... I told you I'm not that weak, you just wanted an excuse to not drink but it's alright...
>She mischeviously smiles.
Oh yeah, I thought we were a bit small tonight, but actually it's okay. There is still a way you can help Ahri~
>>9439067
I would make you a folder but I don't know how to actually give it to you, and you'll get like 100 images tops
>>9438973
I'm not entirely sure about it. But I'll just go along.
>>9438981
Pfft.. excuses.
Good luck with that. I'll be sure to pierce through your heart with my arrow.
>>9438871
>Haru just stares at Ash for what seems like an eternity before tears start to swell in his eyes and he swings a kick of his right leg towards Ash.
You're really awful, you know that?! For the longest time, I thought I could trust you! All that time we had spent together... even yesterday, you helped me through some really hard times! Talking to you about the whole thing with Ivan made me feel so much better, but I guess you never meant it from the start!
>He pulls himself down to the ground and buries his face into his knees and takes a moment to just sob before pulling his head out again and staring into Ash's smug-as-fuck face.
You were one of the only people I could really feel comfortable talking to. I either didn't know someone or thought they were some creep who wanted to hurt me! But you're the worst out of them all! You gave me the idea of trust, but it was all just some big show to trick me! I thought I really, really liked you, but I guess our true feelings are mutual! You're the biggest jerk I've ever met! I hate you so much! I don't ever want to look at your stupid ugly face ever again!
>>9439044
>Black Hanekawa licks the back of her hand, the one she used to slap the goat
How about a cup of milk or even something my myaster would enjoy~nya? You can always offer me a limb or two~nya.
>>9439063
>fire boss
>things are HEATING UP!
>>9439040
Who hee-needs money if you can just hee-kill people for their stuff, ho?
>>9439094
this shit is going on worldstar B O I S
>>9439094
Can you fuck off with this meme, please? Nobody gives a shit about your fake drama.
Alfred where are u
>>9438973
31 tributes remain.
Neutral: 16 -> 13
Monochrome: 8 -> 6
Pandemonium: 3
Good Vibes: 3
Gals: 3 -> 2
Bullet Club: 2
Iron Dogs: 3 -> 1
Saints: 1 -> FIRST TO BE ELIMINATED
NIGHT TWO
It's hard to find the time to sleep when you have to keep looking over your shoulder, no doubt.
Deku nails it. Good job buddy.
Osamu x Kim. Is that the new ship?
Vino is now a man with a mission, maybe he found work after all.
>>9439096
>ice boss
>looks like it's time for you to CHILL OUT!
>it's ICE TO MEET YOU!
>>9439095
A limb? Uhhh...that scorpion's got some. Milk's easier'ta get, though. Ya seen any cows or somethin'?
>>9439062
Smack the bartender? Well, If you insist...
>Ahri winds up, sending her palm flying towards her own face, only to stop at the last second and give herself a light pat.
It was my fault after all... Aside from this, my evening is fine. What about yours?
>>9439085
I told you drinking like that is barbaric and wasteful!
>Ahri's eyes narrow.
How can I still help?
>>9439093
Be sure you pick up your biggest and largest arrow if you want me to feel anything. Not that you will ever reach me but still.
>>9439117
Ho. Ho. Ho.
>>9439117
R.i.p!
WAKE UP!!!!
>>9439082
>Alright let me explain. Switching from Saki to Draco cause I don't want to post Saki right now.
>My only means of posting on 4chan and being on the internet right now is by using my phone's internet hotspot. Because of that my internet's IP address is also from my phone hotspot.
>Following so far? Good, because the static IP of my computer itself is range banned in combination with my phone hotspot. And I overcome this range ban by getting a pass.
>As I said, I'd rather buy a pass than be deduced to a phone poster, as mobileposting is possible without a pass, but it's annoying as all hell.
>>9439115
Busy making flax kits, singing waiatas and eating kiwifruits. What's good?
>>9439114
kys jaded literally who
>>9439094
Punished Haru begins now.
>>9439098
You know I feel like that question answers itself...I-It's immoral! You can't just sh-shank a guy 'cause you want his ACube, that's just kind of messed up...
>>9439117
>that one pixel on the left side of the slide
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9439117
>>9439093
Come Grora, I was supposed to be the one taking you down...
>sighs
I can't even find a good rival
>>9439117
>Smolgore points straight up to a random collection of stars.
That one looks like me!
>>9439094
This reminds me of Nowi breaking up with Junpei.
>>9439117
>And countless, countless many more on her ax.
>>9439140
Hey "Ivan" not that anon, but sorry for cutting the RP yesterday, I closed my eyes one second and *I just fucking dropped*
I guess I've lost then. Anyway it was great, let's just do it earlier next time
>You know who
>>9439117
>[REGISTEEL used Round!]
... ... ...
>>9439162
That happened?
>>9439146
That's how it hee-works in the demon world, ho! As one flower told me, it's hee-killed or be killed, ho! Humans are so dumb in that way, ho!
>>9439114
>Can you stop doing anything vaguely interesting?
>I want HG to stay stagnant
Ftfy
>>9439120
>Irritated with your answer, Black Hanekawa picks you up by your wrist and and holds her open mouth to your arm, you can see her sharp teeth about to sink into your furry skin.
Give me snyacks, right this myoment~nya.
>>9439177
This meme is stagnant
>they don't know i talked to Yuno on discord and it's all rigged in my favor
>>9439024
>The angel was already stuffing her mouth with pastries, half ignoring the loud boy in front of her.
Says the one dressing like some anime main character. Whatever, you can go now, I'm trying to do business with this guy over here.
>>9439065
Oh, we're conquering the states? That's so not my thing, but free sweets...but then I'd have to do effort and join your club...but free sweets. I'll think about it.
>>9439162
It reminds me more of this tbqh
>>9439117
>>9439148
I-I let my guards down okay. Should've never trusted an Iron.
Next time for sure!
>>9438925
It should be very enjoyable to find out what period they came from. Ah, this domain has only gotten more interesting for me!
>Only hearing his last comment a few seconds after, she looks back up to him with her mouth full of cookies.
Yo' cnt fie?
>She raises her finger to him, swallowing the buildup in her mouth.
Excuse me. Those were quite delicious. You can;'t fight in a place full of it? Very sad indeed. To answer your question, why yes I can. I don't get into a habit of picking them but if i do find myself in one, well I have to defend myself.
>She goes back to eating the rest of the box. Unaware of what he may be thinking.
>>9439067
>The woman's attention was firmly on the glass she was playing with. It was only until she heard him give his name that she locks eyes with him once more. Resting her head on her palms, she gives him a wide smile.
So you're Seth! I do not know if you know but you are quite popular Seth. A fox even told me that you were a cool guy. And it seems as though she was right! So far that is. You're looking quite uncomfortable at the moment however. It is because of the ear infection you have?
>>9439147
THESE STUPID GERMAN TOOLS DON'T WORK SO I HAD TO DO IT MYSELF AHHHHH
>>9439117
DAY THREE
Osamu x Kim status: FUCKING SUNK
You know, I don't think arguing with a giant metal snake is the best use of oxygen. But that's just my opinion.
Asgore you stop that right now you're too young to be smoking.
Hanekawa tries ending an argument the old fashioned way, and it proves to be damn retty effective.
>>9439117
>Kneeling down and putting his hands together, Ichiya made his wish and stands straight back up.
Good, that's done. I know my dad would smack me for believing in a shooting star... or would, but can't blame me for trying.
>>9439121
>She takes out a cheerleader outif.
By cheering of course! I did that, Dandy did it, Levi too. Now it's your turn.
Don't over do it though, I'd hate to be... distracted if anything happen, but your sweet voice calling for our victory will be the tolling bell for ours enemies.
>>9439132
>>9439117
I still don't know your name... But I love what you're doing! Keep it like that!
>>9439175
Well this is the human world, little guy. You can't just go around and stab people cause you don't like them! That's how super villains are born. We-Well I guess if you're a demon you're already a super vill--wait is that racist? I feel like that's racist...disregard that.
>>9439140
Cuck Haru from Ash
>>9439210
How about you just join the Pandemonium before things get bloody.
>>9439215
Well I don't really have one.
>>9439210
You just can't handle precise german engineering.
>>9439185
>Smolgore struggles to free himself from Hanekawa's grip, wriggling his body in a futile attempt to break her grasp. All the while he stares at her teeth with a mixture of shock and horror.
I-I-I don't got any! Lemme go!
>>9439210
>Smolgore coughs and hacks and spits the cigarette out on the ground after only one drag.
>>9439117
Find me Vino hahaha!
>>9439197
I need more skilled fighters, and you definitely fit the bill from what I have seen. Just don't leave crumbs from the sweets on the ground... because that's how you get ants.
>>9439171
>Implying it's not gucci to get some sleep
Whenever I get the time to RP, it's usually almost in the afternoons, so there's always a chance that I might pass out on others, which I have done before. Point is, it's all good.
tl;dr Get some sleep Fyxe, I don't know how you feel about me anymore but I advise you get some sleep
>>9439229
Fuck no I've already been in two gay ships I'd rather ERP again with Iowa
>>9439140
>kiwi
My dude
>>9439203
Yeah the pitiful Iron puppies.
I expect you guys to take them down before we arrive there. I'd do it myself if I could, but it doesn't really matter in the end.
>>9439236
Not even a surname? It'd be a shame for a cutie like you to be nameless.
I hope he drops haru after this because god damn that ava is stale
>>9439200
What the fuck is this
>>9439215
>Ahri chuckles, setting down her glass after knocking it back in one long drink.
Alright.. Fine...
>After a moment of obscuring tails, the kitsune steps out in her outfit.
If this doesn't work...
>>9439210
>[REGISTEEL fled!]
》》》
>>9439200
Delete this right fucking NOW
>>9439253
A shame in-deed.
>>9439117
Who? That "Probably A Serial Killer In His Spare Time"-looking guy?
>she sticks her tongue out and grimaces in disgust
Gross. Not in a million years.
>>9439210
Wow. Thin-skinned much?
>>9439246
>I don't know how you feel about me anymore
You're one of my favorite person here, and I had one of my best time with you.
The 4th wall breaking adventure is in my top 10 HG moment.
Really don't think too much about that "ship" stuff about Ivan, it doesn't mean anything.
>>9439257
but he's an alien
>>9439262
Ahri looks like she wants to die.
>>9439257
>trust me, I've been wanting to do that for a while.
>>9439269
>no
>>9439220
Demons kinda got used to the hee-rap of pentagrams and stuff, ho. It's hee-like, well, humans being stupid, ho.
>>9439246
>again
what
>>9439210
>Black Hanekawa Feels satisfied with her work, having knocked both of them out
Maybe this will get you to be a little considerate to your nyeighbors~nya. I could hear your stupid arguing from across the block~nya.
>>9439239
>Black Hanekawa softly closes her mouth around the goat arm as if trying to get a taste
>She doesn't seem satisfied
You taste like soap~nya...
>>9439246
>Fyxe
What
I fuck off for one day and Fyxe is back?
>>9439302
She hosted yesterday
>>9439094
>Ash laughs as he weaves away from Haru's clumsy kick
Sooo, naive...I told you about this many times, maybe now you'll finally listen, it's a shame Haru..you really showed potential to be more than a means to an end, a tool. Unfortunately you became an annoying burden that I had to let go, I was tired of carrying your limp wristed self around like some sort of guardian. Just look at you, it makes my stomach curl. Your little team is gonna crumble around you and I want you to know that when it happens you have yourself to blame, for being so weak! I'd kick you if I wasn't feeling so much pity for you.
>>9439302
Yep.
Came back and hosted yesterday.
>>9439210
25 tributes remain.
Neutral: 13 -> 10
Monochrome: 6 -> 5
Pandemonium: 3
Bullet Club: 2
Good Vibes: 3 -> 2
Gals: 2 -> 1
Iron Dogs: 1
NIGHT THREE
Monochrome has had enough of Bullet Club's shit. I don't blame them, burning down the cornucopia was a step too far. I had to pay for all that shit.
On the other hand, Monochrome apparently also finds themselves in a diplomatic marriage with Bullet Club. I wonder how this will play out. Sitcom when?
For once, the cat lady isn't the crazy old person in the story. And where her campfire failed, another one succeeds entirely out of view of the mean old Tomomoian.
>>9439207
>He tries his best to ignore his snacks being decimated, attempting to drill it into his head that they were unhealthy and that he didn't need them, but they were tasty indeed and he was sad to see them go. Regardless, he shrugs in response to her question, lounging his arms along the back of his chair.
It ain't so much that I can't fight, just that it don't interest me ta do it with the normal weaklings 'round here. Most people in this place wouldn't even be able ta touch me on their best day, it's real boring. How am I supposed ta get a workout if I can't even fight nobody proper?
>He raises a hand to his face, and taps his chin a few times.
Here, try ta punch me. Just, go ahead, try 'n hit me, I won't move from this chair.
>>9439210
>>9439279
Sorry 'bout that, but we're goin' after the bullet club. Need these supplies, 'n you happen ta have 'em. No hard feelings, right?
>Pulls trigger
>>9439174
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/5266689/#5267779
>>9439197
>As he walks away from the douche woman, Ichiya just grumbles a whole lot.
>"Dissing my style... oh she is definitely on my shit list."
>>9439210
God damn it!
>Ichiya puts his hands in front of himself, sweating somewhat.
L-Look... uh, I was just trying out what they do in those old western movies. Okay!?
>>9439318
FUCK
>>9439318
Well that is an odd thing that has happened....
>>9439138
Ah. Could have just said range banned. And yeah, phone posting sucks if you try to RP. Atleast for me. Takes forever to type out anything, hurting creativity.
>>9439318
>>9439326
You're still new here, so I'll go easy on ya 'n just kill ya quick, but you'll learn in time that the arena's my huntin' grounds, ya got that? The prey ain't in the position ta talk big ta the hunter, that just ain't how it works, doll.
>>9439296
AHHHHHHHHHHH! LEMME GO!
>Smolgore flails his free arm around, in the process smacking Hanekawa in the face by accident.
>>9439318
But I don't wanna be married to that human! N'he's a boy, too!
>>9439294
Oh well I guess that kinda would lead people to believe that wouldn't it? We-Well anyway, yo-you can't just go around murdering people. S-So uh...please try to NOT do it so often, alright? Pretty please?
The Dogs are absent huh?
>pulls your eye out of its socket
>>9439351
SHUT UP I'M BUSY COPING
>>9439121
Don't do that, was only a joke comrade. Well, I have trusty bottle of kvass with me for the finale of a show tonight that will air in less than half hour. Want a glass of kvass?
>Sorry for late reply, laptop is reaching critical and is shitting self
>>9439362
Thanks. That was really bugging me.
>>9439357
Your hee-point is kinda moot right now, ho. We are in the arena, ho!
>>9439358
That's Iron Hee-ho for ya, ho!
>>9439362
Itachi no
>>9439363
Hey, not my fault ya picked a fight ya couldn't win!
>>9439318
>[WHISKEY used Hypnosis!]
>[REGISTEEL fell asleep!]
• • •
>>9439275
Looks like we got our surname then.
>>9439262
>She quickly checks her up and down, not letting herself the time to get drown in the beautiful sight.
Yeah it's per-fect, don't worry about that. Heh I still think I wore it better, but it's great on you though.
Start shouting now, don't be shy. Let your voice reach the highest skies!
>>9439318
I think... I saw Aikawa on that train!
>She chases it but the train disappears into the darknes...
>Was it the rumored Phantom train that takes the deceased souls in the afterlife?
>>9439342
>Sorry I was raised to explain absolutely every detail. But yeah I agree but like just in general phoneposting sucks.
>But hey I *should* be getting internet back online soon. Hopefully.
>>9439352
Ya I'm going to agree with the goat here.
>>9439241
What? Did you miss the part when I got shot from behind at the very beginning? I mean, I can be pretty awesome if I feel like it but I don't want any blame on me if you get disappointed later. Fair warning.
>>9439324
Pfft, weirdo.
>The sugar going through her system makes it easy to forget about him, not even looking back.