ITT: Pokemon are real - AKA the Pokemon Roleplaying General.

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>>9399727
Pewwwww!
>Pew tickles the Cam voodoo doll to see if it works

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>>9399727
No reason, juuust wondering.

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>>9399739
Honestly? We've been training for years, we do everything together, battle, eat, sleep -NOT LIKE THAT- travel... I don't think we've really just relaxed in a while, now that I think about it. Probably not going to get to relax either, I've been hitting the books trying to understand a dead language and once someone helps me with these runes I'll have the full translated explained plans for an enormous temple.

>>9399727
THE RUNES, WHAT DO THE RUNES DO.
Please stop dodging around this Cam, for real.
>He posts the picture again

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>>9399739
Umm... we battle, and we hang out, and sometimes I brush my Torracat and polish my Honedge...
>Anna: find the nearest not-burglar adult.

>>9399739
I dont have any I'm a failure

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>>9399651
My father runs the Sinnoh Battle Tower, my best friend is the Sinnoh Champion.... I spend a lot of time training and battling.
>>9399739
Battles! I tried contests once, I kinda suck at them so... Yeah.

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>>9399804
I'm sorry you had to see that, I uh... don't hold back in fights.
>Firecat: wince as she recalls spitting up the ashes of the guy's dick into his face

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>>9399843
I-it's okay... you s-saved me, Tiff...
C-can I have a h-hug?
>Kiddo sits down and cries. That was terrifying.

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>>9399739
Cuddle!

>>9399742
Awww. What kinda writings? Spooky stuff?

>>9399763
>spooky snicker
Good job lil guy.

>>9399797
Haha, slow your roll champ. You got any idea how many freebies I've gave out just this month just because I felt sorry for people? I gotta eat ya know.

...Speaking of which I forgot to charge all those people asking about finding ghost types, damn it.

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>>9399739
>77: pet the metal bird.
Battling, training, eating, huging, sometimes sleeping with, etc.
No, not like that, actual sleeping. Skarms is surprisingly comfortable to lie down against.


>>9399811
Oh, cool.
I don't think I've ever been to Sinnoh, maybe I'll visit sometime and train up some of my weaker Pokemon.
Uh, for now though I've gotta go.
>77 hands over some money, last 4 digits is the amount.
See you some other time maybe.
>77: hop on the metal bird and fly away.

>>9399739
Snorlaxguy here.
The dating thing is going alright for her.
In case you are wondering, her current date is a tirtouga. He's nice enough, as far as I can tell.
We'll see how things go over the next few weeks.

>>9399739
Play games and stuff, the occasional walk when she's awake, cooking for her and all that. Pretty fun.

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>>9399928
>Pew waves a goodbye before teleporting away
>>9399920
Pew?

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>>9399920
...Yes, don't expect these regularly though.
>Firecat: hug the smol child

>>9400025
He's beating with a stick

>>9399928
Stuff that requires a lot of research on pokemon... behaviour and anatomy, yeah.
Yeah.

Reminder.

Humans are worthless to this world.

>>9400125
So you write smut.

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>>9400076
>Anna: hug and snug the catte
>Cry a little less
>>9400061
H-hi there, mister floaty Pokemon...
I-I'm scared... a b-bad man wanted t-t-to steal my f-friends, and then h-he said he'd... h-he'd...
He was a really, really bad man...

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>>9399928
Ah, I didn't know this was your business, I think I can pay...
>He checks his bank account and investments
How does... 25K Poke sound?
>Thank fuck for inherited investments

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>>9400134
Wrong!!!
Humans make things!!!
Pretty things!!
Art!!!
Tasty things!!
Food!!
Nice things!!
Anomalesia!!!
Azoth!!
Fun things!!!
TV!!
Helpful things!!
Medicine!!

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>>9400134
AS DISAPPOINTED AS I AM AND HAVE BEEN IN CERTAIN HUMANS, I WOULD NOT CONSIDER THE ENTIRE SPECIES TO BE WITHOUT MERIT.

Helli again PAR.
What do you do when your faith is put to the test?

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>>9400134
Reminder.

Fight me.
Come to this abandoned looking building near Dendemille if you think you stand a chance.
>77: fly there on Skarms.

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>>9400144
Pewwww?
>The space puff bats at Anna's hair

>>9400142
Maybe.

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>>9400216
Remind myself that literally everything around me in the world was created because of Arceus, if not directly by him. Also recall how absolutely fucking terrifying it is to meet God in person.

>>9400193
We can make those ourselves.
>>9400212
ok
>>9400226
Ok

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>>9400125
Sounds lewd.

>>9400191
Fuck me, okay, lessago, show me the runes.

>>9400216
Drink.

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>>9400216
Probably mess up something
Or hope my Trainer can help
My Trainer will probably scream and cry and plant berry plants

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>>9400255
>Yveltal lands nearby, nonchalantly
>Grooms feathers

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>>9400255
I may or may not be implying I wouldn't mind bei-

>>9400273
..Thaaaat's a bacon bird.

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>>9400228
>Anna: manage a giggle and be less sad
Hehe... thanks...
I-I'm o-okay. No more haunted houses f-for me.
>>9400216
Umm... talk to my Daddy about it?

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What do humans do for us?

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>>9400255
I'd rather do this in person, don't want powerful magic falling into the wrong hands, of course, you're in Johto, I take it?

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>>9400144
>>9400328
We already have a ghost type, why did you go in there?
Training out in the fields is way less dangerous.

>>9400250
I met God today, He was not what I expected.
He, or Arceus as likes to call himself told me things contradictory with the book of our faith.

>>9400255
I don't drink alcohol, nor never will.

>>9400262
Hello little borker. I tried getting more work done today but I still feel anxious.

>>9400328
Who is your dad, little girl?

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>>9400254
No!!!
Pokemon can't make Anomalesia!!!
Pokemon can't make Gladion!!
TV not the same without humans!!
Less actors!!
Less roles to play!!
Most of history made with humans!!
Humans and Pokemon!!
Together!!
Future should be that too!!
Humans and Pokemon!!
Together!!
>>9400333
Humans made Anomalesia!!!
Look!!
I tell other about what humans have done!!!

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>>9400254
So is that a yes or what?
You said earlier you planned to fight me, where'd all that confidence go?
>77: sit on top of the building with binocs out, scanning the nearby area.
>77: also hope this guy didn't hear about how 77 just got absolutely destroyed by Pearl.

>>9400333
Basically everything, lets be honest.

>>9400333
You're alive, aren't you? You're alive because humans made you.

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>>9400328
Pewwww~~
>Pew disappears for a second and comes back with a bowl of candied fruit
Pew!

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>>9400273
Ooooh shhhhhhhiiiiiii-
Look if you're here about the whole heretic cult thing, I have a very good explanation, and I'd like to remind you I was one of the not murdery ones that did all the therapy shit,

>>9400303
>hide behind cat
That is THE bacon birb.

>>9400341
I sure as hell wasn't sticking around in Sinnoh so you could try to stab my assistants with your sex toys again.

>>9400358
Lame.

>>9400255
Would be lewder if I could finish anything, fuck.

>>9400333
Is it true that catnip makes you all cuddly?

>>9400333
So what ever happened with you and those cipher grunts in the bed?

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>>9400355
I-I was curious, a-and I took a dare to explore it...
I'm sorry... that was a bad idea.
>>9400358
M-My daddy's name is Ollie and h-he's a Trainer and he fixes stuff.
>>9400385
>Nibble a bit of the sweet stuffs
T-Thanks...
>Attempt to pat minigalaxy

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>>9400358
Ah, that would be a problem, I take it your faith has rules, and Arceus basically said "As long as you're not a dick I don't care if you drink or have sex or whatever"?

>>9400403
SinJOH, but yeah, again, sorry about that, I was just, really pissed off over what eventually turned out to be nothing.
I guess Zem and I are taking a flight.
>Rolling for travel time

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>>9400359
I see.
>>9400374
What is your purpose?
>>9400423
>>9400435
No. Humans are for delet.

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>>9400439
>The hand phases through the puffy part of the Cosmog
>It's really warm and soft, sort like sticking your hand in a plush's stuffing
.... pew?

>>9400575
>put dick in puff

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>>9400303
>Show brief displeasure at "bacon"
Hmm.
Hello there.

>>9400403
I was just landing nearby, and you happened to be here.
That cult... was very displeasing to me.
One half driven by personal greed and delusions of glory, slaughtering innocents in my name.
As you know, they received my...answer to their actions.
...
So, how are you doing?

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>>9400559
I uh...I'm not sure?
Although if I had to guess I'd say your purpose is to hate humans for no good reason.

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>>9400603
>Gross public lewdness
>Sexual assault on a Pokemon
>Aggravating factor: presence of a minor
>All right near a building swarming with cops
>Anon, you done fucked up.

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>>9400403
..I seeee.
>Pat a hoomon
>Attempt to hide her as best as a 2'11 cat can

>>9400609
Howdy.

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>>9400603
PEW!!
>The puffball cries and teleports to behind Anna
>Evens and anon's dick is ripped off and teleported with him

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>>9400532
...Uh... you may wanna rain check that

>>9400609
>sweat
Prrretty good. Met a bunch of leggos. You're like, number uh... 8 or 9 I think. Ssooo. How's that uh. Death god business goin'?

>>9400669
Thank cat

>>9400684
>roll to cum on pew

>>9400664
Crap.

>>9400684
CRAP.
>anon dies from hemorrhaging

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>>9400692
>Too late, kinda
>He's landed by the Lake of Rage
...I realize I should have asked what town, why would I need to rain check?

>>9400684
>roll to break every law in the universe and impregnate

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>>9400669
What is your name?

>>9400692
Good, as usual.
The following at my tower gained a few new monks recently.
I don't recall if you have ever visited it.

>>9400439
Fixes stuff? Sounds like he is in my same business.

>>9400532
Worse, what do I tell grandma now?

>>9400439
>Roll to dump poison on

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>>9400707
>>9400746
>Nearby building swarming with cops, dipshits. Remember?
>Shock rod, detain, cover the nearby small child's eyes.
( Stop this. )

>>9400559
That does not deny it~

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>>9400692
Welcome hoomon.

>>9400768
Uhh, don't have one.
Yet.
Maybe.

>>9400559
I notice you ignored the fact that you are alive because of humans.

>>9400810
>nut on cops
(Last one.)

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>>9400559
Hello??
Yes??
Don't recognize you!
What species??

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>>9400791
Y-yeah, he's fixing stuff for C-Catta-lits, I think.
Some old houses and stuff.
>>9400684
>Attention: on puff
>Offer snack to puff, gently pat puff, do not bully puff

>>9400859
>roll to kidnap child

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>>9400737
Bacon. Lots of bacon. Death bacon.

>>9400768
Wanted to but uh, old the monastery wasn't exactly in a convenient location and the new one we got crammed in was kinda... a cave full of murder. And the whole spook guiding business is kinda eating up all the free time.

>>9400823
>snug that cat

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>>9400859
>Space puff eventually manages to teleport the disembodied penis out of itself and starts slowly gumming the snacks, still sniffling

>>9400859
>roll to vore child

>>9400859
>roll to lick

>>9400882
>>9400937
(I stopped my nut posting. Do the same Anons.)

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>>9400823
That is understandable.
Do you have any dreams?

>>9400903
Well, if you are in Kalos one day, feel free to stop by and pay tribute if you wish.
Preferably in the form of marshmallows or other confectionaries.

>>9400859
>roll to steal pokemon

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>>9400791
I talked with my Trainer
He sees three options
Tell the truth, avoid the topic, or lie to make her feel better

>>9401065
>touch pupper privates

>>9401014
>Roll to cook baconbirb

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>>9400903
>Snug a hex

>>9401014
Uhhh, I dunno, really. Just seeing where life takes me at the moment.

>>9401065
>roll to rape puffy puppy pussy

Anybody know where a Slateportfag could get an Evolution Stone for cheap?
I'm trying to evolve my Eevee, but the prices are a little steep on a dockworker's wage.
At least I don't have alimony to pay like half the guys here.

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>>9401147
Which stone?

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>>9401014
...I got some popcorn Giratine gave me, you want some of that?

>>9401138
You're a good friend and shield Sneeze.

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>>9400903
I take it a legendary has found you again?
Do you need help?

>>9401198
>roll to touch the hex hag hair

>>9400859
Where? l've worked for them once and I could use the extra cash.

>>9401065
She is very dead set in the faith, it would break her to know what I know.

>>9401182
A Thunder Stone, preferably.
We don't battle much, so that makes Jolteon the most viable option which we're both cool with.

>>9401273
zapdoggo best doggo

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>>9401138
Well, remember to enjoy life to its fullest, every day.

>>9401198
Perhaps something...sweeter?
I do not mind if you lack such items.

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>>9401220
Smoochbug is on hex's hair
>angry smoochbug noises

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>>9401198
I try my best. You're a pretty good friend too, y'know.

>>9401304
Can do, Y-guy.

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>>9401273
Devon should sell them somewhat cheap. Steven was pretty obsessed with making sure everyone knew how cool stones were last I saw him.

>>9401231
Um, on Melemele in Alola.
It's kinda nice but kinda scary here...
>>9400918
>Settle down a bit.
>Space puff best puff, small child is rattled but no longer crying.
>Haunted houses will never be fun for her though.

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>>9401211
Nope. Actually this is going uh, pretty well considering that a bunch of my ex-friends got turned into lawn art by this dude. Emphisis on ex, those guys were dickheads.

>>9401304
Uhh, sorry boss. All I have are popcorn, chips, and a couple leftover berries. And the chips got used as an offering to a fletchender that passed before it's time, and I gotta get one of those berries back to a Latias.

>>9401313
>pet bugge

>>9401333
Liiiies
>boop chillcatte

>>9401385
Greetings, are the lawn decorations up for sale?

>>9401358
Dang, thats quite far away from my usual grounds.
Maybe some other day, little girl.

>>9401287
My little helper agrees, that's why we're going that path.
>>9401343
Aw, hell yeah! Thanks, man!
I'll see about picking one up, and let you know how it goes!

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>>9401385
Huh, so... is it safe for me to head on over and get these runes examined? I've got the money too, of course.

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>>9401385
>>9401304
NECROMANCY!!!
>Acerola offers a stabbed cherry PB&J

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>>9401450
If you see Steven tell him I said hello.

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>>9401358
>Good, haunted houses are horrible
>Fucking clowns too
>Snug the smol child still

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>>9401333
So, where do you plan to go next?

>>9401385
It is fine if you have nothing to offer right now.
I think I might know the fletchender you are referring to.
An undeserved and premature passing.

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>>9401385
Nahhh, you're pretty great.
>Boop the Cammie

>>9401567
I have noooo idea.
Well maybe one idea buuut, still working on a decision for that.

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>>9401430
O-okay, mister...
>>9401539
>Snug catte
Tiff... let's go home.

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>>9401415
Ask the giant bird.

>>9401471
Uhh... Prrrrobably? I'm not getting smited by association.

>>9401518
Thanks kiddo.

>>9401567
Little guy, had a thing for bagles, helluva hack job to the head? Yeah, what the hell man. Hope the guy that did that gets deep dicked by Giratina.

>remember who you're talking to
>roll not to visibly panic

Uh- Sir. Father. Your holyness. *ahem*

>>9401642
Noooo you
>snug the sneeze

>>9401760
Hm, will do.

>>9401567
I have found out that you are in ownership of a few sculptures I'd like to acquire.

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>>9401385
>bug petted on cam's hair
yiss
>smooch cam
do you need anything for me to do?

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>>9401746
That sounds like a good plan, we can train tomorrow.

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>>9401760
I don't piss off legendaries just by existing!
Alright, what town, I'm sure it'll be easy to figure out where you are from there.

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>>9401518
Thank you, young one.
>Swallow sandwich
>Chirp a little

>>9401642
Well, whatever your choice, please try to avoid death, and have fun.

>>9401760
He will be judged for his actions when the time comes.
Call me whatever you wish.
I do not mind.

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>>9401746
(sorry, had irl stuff)
well i'm glad nothing happened to you, dame anna
i'm ashamed that i couldn't help more

>>9399739
Sleep aides, work aides, and... I suppose 'pets' would describe the last two.

>>9401796
>>9401796
(Why do I keep doing this?)
I do not possess any of said sculptures.
I leave them behind, as a warning to those who would perform similar acts against my name.
That, and I hate the look of them.
-Yveltal

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>>9401760
I mean, you're not wrong, but you are too, dudette.
>Snug the cool human

>>9401828
Yeah, that's the plan. Have a good time and try not to die.

>>9401870
What a pity, thought they could look nice close to my life-like Conkeldurr centerpiece.

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>>9401809
Be cute.

>>9401827
Uhh, I'm crashing at Mort's place. You're at Lake of Rage right? Hop on the ferry, you'll know it when you see it.

>>9401828
...Hey, important question. You uh, see a older woman passing through your way any time? Kinda pale, big boned, long hair?

>>9401888
>trips snugs
>jfc
>combined with the quads boop this confirms chillcat is the master of cuddles
Nah, you're better

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>>9401760
>>9401828
>>9401888
>>9401939
>Poke.
Yo.

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>>9401939
Well, guess I'm on my way... never was a fan of boats, ah well.

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>>9401888
Good luck with that.

>>9401921
These "statues" are not to be admired.
Although, I do not remember smiting a conkeldurr. Where did you retrieve it?

>>9401939
I do not recall every being I ferry through to the afterlife.
But yes, several have fit that description.

>>9401969
>Poking yveltal
>This is a very bad idea
>If Mort actually did, years of life are drained from him during the brief contact
...

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>>9401939
>Chillcat literally made for snugs
Nahh, man. I'll give you equally great though.

>>9401969
Heyyy tinman.

>>9402125
Thank.

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>>9401814
T-thanks...
>>9401851
Y-you did g-good, Joyeuse. You and Tiff g-got him off me...

>Anna: go home, tell Mom and Dad.

>>9402125
Bought it at an auction, was part of an associate's collection and he kept refusing to sell it to me. Until he died.
I admit, I never knew what it actually is until you told me right now, but I assume the late associate did.

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>>9401969
Wassup famalam

>>9402125
>hopeful hex noises
Thanks.

>>9402150
Naaaaaa, you're at least top 10.

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>>9402125
>Let's say it was the haft of the scythe.
>Mort isn't that dumb.
>Probably.
Hey, when did you get here?
>>9402150
Yooooo. Do we normally have bacon at this time of day?
>>9402203
Is my house just some safe place for leggos now? I noticed a bunch came this morning too.

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>>9402223
>Roll to kidnap

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>>9402150
Anything you wish to speak about?

>>9402200
And who was this late associate?
I am intrigued, but I do have an idea as to how it was made, and by who.

>>9402203
It is no problem.

>>9402223
A few minutes ago.
Just landing here for no particular reason.

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>>9402203
Well so are you, y'kno.

>>9402223
I dunnooo, do we? This is your place after all.

>>9402305
>Chillcatte: do a shrug.

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>>9401939
>be the cutest smoochbug there is
>Roll for cuteness

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>>9402122
>Speedy arrival is go

>>9402203
So uh, I'm here, and I've got the scrolls
>He pulls like, a dozen scrolls out of his saddlebags
Take a look at them whenever, I'm just gonna find a place to sit and keep trying to tr-

>>9402305
...Hi

>>9402369
>69 cuteness
>Sexy cute bug

>>9402305
Usually, my associates prefer to remain anonymous but with he being dead, no fault no foul, right?
Cartier, that was his last name.

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>>9402437
I know that name.
Trust me when I say this: You want nothing to do with that man, or anything he or his murdering friends were involved with.
Hang on, something's come up.
>>9402195
Anna, mija, what happened? You look like you've seen a ghost, and not a friendly one like Joyeuse here.

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>>9402223
It's the hair. Necrozma, Palkia, Zygard, Arceus, and Deoxys said so.

>>9402305
Thanks anyway man

>>9402354
Naa

>>9402369
Lewd.

>>9402414
Alright, gimme a little while to work here. I don't have my reference books on hand so I gotta call in some favors here and there.

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>>9402299
>CLUNK.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
>>9402305
Well, uh, welcome to casa de Mort. You want some fish or something?
>>9402354
Nope. Don't do bacon, dude.
Fish all day.
>>9402414
>Poke a Quinc.
>Haft poke.
Yo.
>>9402531
...What.
Is my robe not cool?

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>>9402551
THE COOLEST

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>>9402551
Pretty cool, yes.

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>>9402551
Pewwww
>Pat his leg

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>>9402551
its lit
or whatever
watch out next tuesday
i think im supposed to be doing something

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>>9402531
Thanks, and I mean that, I'm sure there's a LOT of work here...
>He snags one of the seventeen scrolls and finds a place he can study and translate it's text

>>9402551
Hi.

>Rolling for translation

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>>9402531
Ye.

>>9402551
Maaan, you gotta have some real meat! It's gooood.
The robes pretty neat.

>>9402551
Not red enough

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>>9402551
i have seen better robes, but yours are alright.

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>>9402551
Most definitely cool.
My dude.

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>>9402531
EVEN I THINK IT'S FAIRLY NICE.
>>9402551
THE WEATHERWORN LOOK SUITS YOU.
>>9402305
AH, WE MEET AGAIN.
>POKERFACE
SO, UM, HOW ARE YOUR FOLLOWERS DOING?

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>>9402531
did i do good?
>>9402415
(stupid sexy bug)

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>>9402551
Nec, Pew, and Deoxys said so

>>9402561
>>9402576
>>9402577
Hi guys.

>>9402606
Oh hell, this is a cluster... alright, let's get started.

>>9402611
Naaaaaa

>>9402620
>pet

>>9402634
SENPAIIIIIIII

>>9402638
Oh hi. You uh. You know the big Y's here too right? Awkward.

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>>9402561
>>9402576
>>9402577
>>9402595
>>9402614
>>9402620
>>9402634
I-
>>9402606
>>9402611
Wh-
>>9402638
Okay.
>>9402656
Cam I don't think I have enough fish for all these leggos.

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>>9402656
why are you touching me

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>>9402611
Hey there Snea

>>9402620
HOLY SHIT ZEKRO-

>>9402634
GIRA-

>>9402638
XERNEAS

WHERE DID ALL THESE LEGENDARIES COME FROM!?

>>9402656
>>9402674
SO IT'S YOUR FAULT KYUREM AND THE REGIS ATTACKED US! LEGENDARY MAGNETS, BOTH OF YOU!

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>>9402354
Alright then.

>>9402414
Hello.
Who are you?

>>9402437
Hmph.
He was a disgusting man, and was judged accordingly.

>>9402551
I must depart soon, but I would appreciate the offering.

>>9402531
Anything else you feel like asking?

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>>9402577
>>9402674
>Dubsfail
>Puffcloud hand is stuck on Mort's leg
PEW!!!

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>>9402620
>>9402686

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>>9402656
Man, well, you're in my top 5 at least.

>>9402695
>Squint.

(Rip par reply chains)

>>9402783
(too many leggos)

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>>9402638
They are doing... alright. Gained a few more monks at my home tower.
Yours?

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>>9402674
Shhhh. Just go steal some out of the back of Captain Ds or something

>>9402695
Hey, I'm working here, whine at me later
>roll for rune studying

>>9402686
Because I thought you'd feel nice like you do.

>>9402718
...Can I touch your belly or will that kill me because it looks really soft.

>>9402740
...Hi

>>9402758
Yeah but you're in every top 5

>>9402783
(worth it for the leggo magnet joke)

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>>9402783
(Yeah I'll have Pew and Zekrom stop replying to spoopsail)
>>9402740
what do you want, french fry?
>call it - how long until someone shitposts you about Gladion's Lycanroc's Naruto run?

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>>9402656
I AM AWARE.
BOTH REGARDING HIS PRESENCE AND THE AWKWARDNESS.
>POKERFACE
>>9402437
I REMEMBER HIM. HE MANAGED TO DRAW MY PERSONAL DISPLEASURE.
>>9402787
NOT BADLY. I HAVE FEW MONKS, BUT I HAVE MY EYE ON A GROUP OF CONVERTS FAR FROM HERE WHOM HAVE BEEN PROSPERING.

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>>9402695
I guess.
>>9402718
>Cook the baconbirb some fish up.
>Offering: Go.
Have fun.
>>9402724
Uh...
>Pull the cloud off.
Be careful, please. Don't stick your pom pom things in the armor.
>>9402808
Please.
>>9402783
(Fs for me.)

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>>9402808
sup
>>9402810

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>>9402817

>>9402488
All water under the bridge, monsieur. His outfit may have faded away but art does not.

>>9402718
So it seems.
So it seems.

>>9402857
KIC dude detected
id say your name but like
i dont do french shit
help me out
what is it
frankie gayman
fancois guillicagagagaga

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>>9402826
are you just going to continue to stare forever?
two can play at that game.

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>>9402817
Thank you.
>Eat fish
>More happy chirping

>>9402808
I can...briefly reduce the draining effects if I focus.
You will still lose a few years of your life, but you won't lose them all.
Your choice.

>>9402816
Oh?
What are they like?

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>>9402718
I'm uh... just a guy, nothing special really.

>>9402758
>Squint back

>>9402808
Sorry, I'm just kinda freaking out because legendaries everywhere.

>>9402817
Well, I guess it could be worse, they're not actively trying to kill us?
...You wouldn't happen to have ice cream would you?

>>9402883
Indeed, and it is Francoise Guillaume, monsieur.

>>9402816
His death always seemed a bit odd to me, but, never really cared about it.
Now in the other hand the CEO locked in her office for several days.

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>When 4chan delets half your post
>>9402985
>Quincy seems to kinda relax a bit, and go back to studying the scrolls, book in hand
>He rolled evens so he manages like, a paragraph with the help of the book
Huh, I can't be reading this right... moving temple? I can't tell if that just means they were moving these to places outside God City or if they were actually meant to move...

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>>9402934
Yes you are
>boop cate

>>9402944
...Worth it
>snug floofy birb

>>9402985
>studyin' role was sucess
>OOC have no idea what that means
Happens to me all the time dude, you get used to it. They're all cool dudes.

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>>9402893
ok so tell me
you dig through Ns brain a lot yeah
whats like
his biggest kink
its love and trust right
>also rip i dont watch the anime
>is that from the anime or

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>>9402944
No prob!
>>9402985
Yeah I guess?
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...
>Toss Quincy one of those fish ice cream things.
>The japanese ones, you know.
I got fish.

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>>9402944
THEY INCLUDE A NATIVE CHILD OF KALOS, THOUGH THEIR DE FACTO LEADERS ARE KANTONESE. ALL ARE FAR FROM HOME, AND ARE RETURNING TO MY FAVOR AFTER A BOUT OF CARELESSNESS WHICH NEARLY CAUSED YOU MORE WORK.

I ALSO WISH TO APOLOGIZE FOR A TRANSGRESSION UPON YOUR DOMAIN SEVERAL MONTHS AGO. I MAINTAIN THAT IT WAS NECESSARY.
>>9402997
I PERSONALLY DISPATCHED MORTAL DISCIPLES TO DO WHAT I CANNOT UNTO THAT MAN AND HIS AGENTS, RISKING MY COUNTERPART'S EXTREME DISPLEASURE WITH ME PERSONALLY.
THAT IS THE EXTENT OF MY DISPLEASURE WITH HIM.

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>>9402985
>Glaaaare.

>>9403024
Shh, there's plenty of people who don't like dark types.
buncha racists.

>>9403144
why do you post this here
my keikakus

>>9403024
(After some talk with the discord, you ACTUALLY find that these things were meant to be fortresses against the elements and enemy alike, able to withstand blows from wind, rain, meteors, pokemon attacking, etc. And their main power source for their magic is... pokemon using moves, there are special runic ports all across where pokemon can donate energy to their city)

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>>9403035
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
fine.
the closest thing he has to an actual kink would be a preference for biting and being bitten, but he would probably be willing to go along with whatever other deviant fantasies you have as well.
unfortunately.
give me ample warning beforehand so i may fling myself off a nearby cliff in rock form next time.
>yeeeah its the anime
>todays episode
>aka "god damn gladion is more chuuni than we thought"

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>>9403024
>-5 to 10 years of life
>Bird snugs obtained
Hmm.
Thank you.

>>9402985
Alright then.
...
You smell of death.
Where have you been recently?

>>9403057
>Chirp a little more

>>9403144
I see...
Well, nobody of value perished during your... operation, so no hard feelings on my end.
Just inform me the next time you perform such things.

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>>9403024
They're all cool, except the Regis and Kyurem, those guys are fukkin douchebags.

>>9403057
>Nomf
>Widen eyes
Sea Salt ice cream!?
YES

>>9403151
>Staaaaaaare

>>9403209
...Sinnoh? And before that was Distortion City, and that was a day or two ago, so these guys should smell like it too.

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>33: Grab some eats.
>Go scout out an area for a base in Kalos.

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>>9403170
( OOC, this is Deer God referencing shit that happened months ago, he's been meaning to apologize to Ylvetal for stepping on his turf. )
>>9403209
THANK YOU. I WILL BE CERTAIN TO COMMUNICATE MORE CLEARLY IN THE FUTURE.

ALAS, I SHOULD NOT DISTRACT YOU FROM YOUR FOLLOWERS ANY FURTHER.
UNTIL NEXT TIME.
>Deergod: peace out

>>9403144
Well, that's filed under "don't ever tell the CEO", though this being a public forum, she might eventually know.
And you don't want to see her angry.

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>>9403209
>Affix rag to end of haft.
>Pet birb.
>>9403244
Yeah, that's it. Got some of that crap from Hoenn.

Kalosfag here.
What's up with Catalyst? Are they pulling out or something?

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>>9403151
Yeah but ghost, dark, and ice are like, the snuggle trifecta. It's not like you're stupid fairies or something.

>>9403209
>Mnf
>snuggly birb
That was worth it.

>>9403244
Uhh... You looked at any of these scrolls? Looks like someone was like... hellbent on locking someplace down tight and making sure their shit didn't get fucked up for a long time. Poke-powered defense system. Fuckin' thing reads like a stereo manual though.

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>>9403195
dang i was gonna try shoving eggs in him
thanks zk
ill tone down the dick thoughts
jk
always thinkin about dick
>damn
>rip
>gotta watch it some time

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>>9403244
>Sneeze: be incredible mature.
>Stick your tongue out at him.

>>9403361
..This is true, yes. Ice is amazing because like, no overheating from too much snug. Literally made to cuddle.
Fairies can get bent, though.

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>>9403344
We have dropped out of Kalos for the moment due to budget issues. Perhaps we'll be back at some point in the future, but we will no longer have bases of operation in Kalos.

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>>9403361
You are welcome.

>>9403327
...
Thank you.
>Accept "pets"

>>9403244
No, you smell of...it, unlike the others.
An area, soaked with the blood of countless innocents, and cursed by giratina.
Why did you stay there?

>>9403344
Couriwayanon, I hope those traitors-in-waiting are pulling out.
Maybe I'll have my friends send them a little goodbye gift?
Those Pokemon-worshipping anti-human bastards need to stay in the blighted hellhole that is Unova.

>>9403461
...Awesome. Thanks.
>"Random Anon": Go see about renting out one of their buildings.
>>9403474
You in the market for strong pokes?

>>9403487
With Catalyst running home with their tails between their legs, not nearly as much.
I rely on quantity rather than quality - a perk of being the head of an up-and-coming group within the community.
>>9403461
If you and yours come back, me and mine will be waiting with sharpened knives.

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>>9403327
Thanks, it's the best.

>>9403361
I spent all of last night trying to translate the scrolls, got nowhere, you're serious?
That makes sense, a lot of the pictures depicted something like a holy war, maybe they were preparing defenses.

>>9403469
Because I didn't understand exactly what had happened there, and wanted to train myself and my pokemon, and the ghosts came in many numbers. I won't be going back there again, without Giratina's direct permission.

>>9403461
What's with Catalyst Radio and it being fucking boring the last days?

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>>9403527
I got a Level 50 Luxray from Kalos.
You sure? I could hook you up with some mid level pokes.
>33: Dump the idea about buying one of the old Cata buildings.
>Too visible.

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>>9403527
Ok.
>>9403487
>The buildings are completely cleared out. Literally nothing left in them, just to let you know.
>>9403555
The man running Catalyst Radio suffered from an accident. I've been considering letting Anomalesia and Azoth run it for a while, but I'm not certain.

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>>9403439
Yeah, fuck faeries. Spooky Chills a best.

>>9403469
Nice plumage.

>>9403545
I dunno. Looks like it's got something to do with pokes and different ports. Looks like it be some old as s magitech.

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>>9403431
as i said, he'll go along with it if you ask.
sadly, i know.
>It's not that bad
>Subs aren't out for today's episode so
>I hope you like hearing Gladion yell "SUTONE EDGU"

>>9403571
My organization has manpower, but not money. Not yet.
I'll keep your offer in mind in the future, though.
>Rolling to get Resources and Recruits!

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>>9403612
Considering it literally came from scrolls Mort and I snagged from God City? That makes sense, these things are millennium old, probably the runes on the end-caps that are preserving them.

>Rolling to keep translating

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>>9403592
>Gotcha.
>33 isn't looking for dirt on Cata.
>>9403672
Alright then. Hit me or my partner up if you need anything.
>33: Scout out a place.

>>9403592
What accident? Who and who? Either way it's like it has been on autopilot and it's just the late night electronic crap all day now!

>>9403592
What's going on with Catalyst? You guys pull out of Kalos and the Unova operations have been slow!
Did your husband take half your shit?

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>>9403612
Yeah, totally. Ghosts look comfy.

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>>9403612
>Poke.
>>9403774
>Poke weird feather ear.

>>9403772
Rumours is that they got in some real deep shit, that lost a big chunk of their leadership.

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>>9403612
>Happy chirping
I appreciate the compliment.
>Puff up plumage, showing it off
>Become floofy deathbirb

>>9403545
I see...
It is best if you obey his will.
You have seen the consequences to those who disrespect him and his domain.

So uh. What's the legality in regards to engaging in coitus with a Jynx? Asking for a friend.

>>9403875
Whaaaaaaaat?
Fucking hell I guess the suicide bomber freaks did something.
>>9403935
Yes.
Depends if you're in Kanto+Johto.

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>>9403718
Huh, might wanna get careful. All you need is to accidentally kick on a death laser or some shit...

>>9403774
Dark are cute too.
>poke

>>9403819
Yo bro

>>9403915
If it wasn't for the dying thing I'd snug you to death desu.

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>>9403718
>Successful translation!
Alright, I was misunderstanding that part, they meant to build these in one place, and then move them to their final, strategic positions all across Sinjoh, using Tyranitar, I think.
Neat, and it explains a lot.

>>9403915
Yes, yes I have, it's terrifying what he can do when genuinely angry, but given I talked to him earlier today, I don't think I'm going to get smote any time soon.

>>9403957
I don't know what these things are capable of outside of apparently being able to defend against all attacks.

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>>9403739
Seb had an accident involving his Metagross. He won't get out of the hospital for three weeks, as the very least.
And it has been on autopilot.
I've considered allowing Dave to take over radio duties, but I'm not certain if he would be interested.
>>9403772
Why would Gladion take half of my possessions?
>>9403875
Sebastian is in the hospital, and both John and Desmond resigned due to family obligations.
We have four other admins, but I do suppose that can be considered a "fair chunk" of our leadership.

>>9403950
Are you gonna elaborate or am I gonna have to just get an actual lawyer

>>9404042
>We have four other admins
Those are?
You guys are getting really sketchy? Why did two of your admins up and quit?
>>9404081
Yes

>>9404081
It's legal in all regions, but Kanto and to some degree Johto are really, really ass-backwards about it outside of the law, so basically... don't let anyone know, you won't get arrested, but your boss might fire you

>>9404042
An accident and two resignations for the same reason in under a week. Right

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>>9404088
A mom with cancer, for one.
I'm going back home to take care of her, and that's going to take enough of my time that I won't be able to fulfill Admin duties.

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>>9403819
>Ear: do a twitchything.
>Poke weird just about anything

>>9403957
Yeee, dorks can be cute as well.
>Poke poke

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>>9404088
>Those admins are NPCs dude
>I really don't think Catalyst would have only three admins, considering that Plasma had seven
I don't feel inclined to leave their names here, considering that I received a death threat earlier in this thread.
As I said, they had familial issues to take care of. I'm certain they'd be willing to explain further, but it is not something that is mine to tell.
>>9404138
You'll recall that John is also the brother of Sebastian's lover. No doubt that is incredibly stressful as well.

>>9404210
>Those admins are NPCs dude
(Aw that's boring though. We can't really interact with NPCs...)

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>>9404237
(People can always pick those admins up if they want, I just didn't think it would make sense for there to only be three)
(Please at least let me know before you pick up one of those extra admins though, that way we don't end up with a fuckin' neo nazi or something as an admin)

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>>9404210
>>9404042
>>9403592
>>9404291
>Squint.
Naaaaaaatruaaaaaaaal.
Can I come over to your castle and have a talk?

>>9404152
Well, hope she gets well soon.
Same for Seb.

>>9404210
Wait a second, isn't Sebastian's lover a Raichu?
John's brother is a Raichu?
Wha?

>>9404291
>Neo-Nazi admin
(My dick)

>>9404316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA

>>9404339
Jirachi wishes man, dude got transformed.
Er, at least I think that's how it happened, given that Jirachi has done similar wishes recently.

>>9403986
(I was planning on having full translation and understanding of the plans to take several rolls, if you guys can't tell)

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>>9404316
Of course. I'm presuming you still remember the way there.
>>9404339
Yes, John's brother is an Alolan Raichu. I believe he made a wish to Jirachi.
>>9404342
(Sorry anon, gonna have to blue ball you. No neo-nazi admins)

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>>9404410
Offering yo let your friends leave when they want sucks
Kinda liost my unfezant. Oops.
>Roll to walk there.
>Drunk.
>Time travel, number, last.

>>9404410
>Sorry anon, gonna have to blue ball you. No neo-nazi admins
>No neo-nazi admins
>Sorry anon
>gonna have to blue ball you
>blue ball
>blue
>ball
>you
(Hgggggggggggggg)

>>9404443
black are you okay

>>9404363
>>9404410
And I missed that? Shit

>>9404410
(In Plasma anyways, I'm sure there could be a Team Flare revival)

>>9404514
(Jirachi still has Lysandre. You'd have to go through him/)

>>9404410
(Isn't blue balls the original slag word for erectile disfunction? Not unrelived tension? )

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>>9404443
Black? Are you okay? I can pick you up if you wish.
>>9404514
(That's true. )
>>9404523
(Not necessarily. You can have a neo nazi Team Flare member. I still have Francis, if someone wants to do Flare Grunt shenanigans.)
>>9404497
There have been several mini wishenings. I am... Uncertain how you missed that.
>>9404536
(That may have been the original meaning, but it gets more commonly used for the latter now. )

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>>9404363
Pretty much, bro.
I just never, like... went back.
>>9404410
Well, like, it was more of a "a bigger wish didn't wear off", but, like, that's just splitting hairs at that point.

I'm gonna check on Seb.

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>Fluffles is on the deck of his ship, peering into the distance
>A speck, indicating far off land, is visible on the horizon

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>>9404552
>3 is the done.
>Black has arrived.
Lettuuuuuuuce.
>Roll to flop on N and not pass out.

FUCKING
IT SHOULD NOT BE THIS HARD TO FIND A BELDUM
DRAX AND I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING ALL FUCKING DAY HERE IN SINNOH, TO NO FUCKING LUCK.
Fucking... I'm considering just buying one from a breeder.

>>9404652
Then do it. Their way more efficient anyways.

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>>9404575
Are we there yet?
. . .
Are we there yet?

>>9404552
I'm not sure either.
Fuck my life

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>>9404556
>Room 513, again
>Seb is not awake
>The TV is off
>Wait or prod?

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>>9404556
Ah. Well, thank you for the clarification.
>>9404598
>Black: caught
... Black? You really don't.... Are you sure you are alright?
>>9404680
Well, I'm certain there will be another one. I've been through... Five? They don't bother me anymore.

>>9404095
>your boss might fire you
So uh
Funny coincidence about who she belonged to

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>>9404575
>>9404674
>Still inside the ship, somewhere far from the water

>>9404699
...You fucked your boss' Jynx, absolute madman here
Was it consensual?

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>>9404692
>Mentally prod. Gently.
>>9404694
Yeah, bro. It's weird, but, like, I don't miss the old days that much.
I mean, like, it's not perfect, but it's better.

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>>9404694
Nooooooo.
>Snug the lettuce.
A bunch of my pokemon left and now I'm useless.
Can you believe that?

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>>9404169
And yet you do nothing but stare at me.
>Quincy puts on his headset and turns on his music, continuing to study the scrolls
>Rollan

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>>9404743
>Prodding not strong enough
>Or deep enough

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>>9404674
Almost!
Just an hour or so more.

>>9404707
>In the electrically lit interior, interesting looking trinkets glitter on the store shelves

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>>9404764
That's because I don't like you.

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>>9404743
Excuse me. Can you please leave the patient alone? We can't fix any mental damage you cause.

>>9404718
I WANT to say yes but at the same time I was also utterly sauced at the time.
Do I need to get tested for anything.