HG THREAD: EBONICS EDITION

First for RP police

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Don't post with poo, try harder and outdo.

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>>9391561
Time to roll up the windows and lock the doors.

Man, fuck ____

>>9391588
me

>>9391588
all of you for never noticing the hard work I put into my RP

>>9391588
losing in games over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again

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>>9391599
This

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>>9391588
Not fresh never frozen beef and Australia.

>>9391583
This coming from you
king shitpost jew

>>9391583
Does this Chinese girl know you're stalking and taking pictures of her to shitpost with online

>>9391588
standards

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>>9391588
Your mother

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My cock is literally bursting through my skirt!

My skirt is literally bursting through my cock!

>>9391615
My cock is figuratively bursting through my skirt

Excuse me dumb girl, but did I just overhear you insulting my home country? The land of the free and the home of the brave, Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi OI? Straya?

If so, I'll kill you. Last reply you'll get from me.

>>9391615
Dear lord why are her elbows backwards what kind of birth defect does she have

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@9391632
Why would anyone need to insult it? The citizens of that God forsaken place do it for us.

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rate my ava wendy's
>

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>>9391609
Other people are doing creepier stuff with her images, trust me.

>>9391608
You know who~<3
I'm here for all of you
Posting doo doo

>>9391644
How do you feel about niggers

Freddy's and Whataburger are superior to Wendy's in every way

>>9391656
Black people
Black people
Taste like black, speak like people

>visit a different general
>fuckinh frogposter numbering every single post he makes
Pretty sure it was kpop too

>>9391654
How about I do the ERP with you
so we can both shoot our goo

>sells you one gram of anti-matter

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>>9391676
>touches it

I'd like to ERP with Suz except in real life and instead of slamming my fingers against the keyboard I'd like to slam my cock against her (his) uterus (prostate)

Odds host
Evens Battlefield
Dubs ERP

>>9391687
This except I want him to actually be Suz

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>>9391697
Nig you gotta be fucking kidding me

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>>9391649
Why do they have two drive-thru exits like that? It's like they want the walking customers to get hit by cars.
>>9391656
They're customers all the same, unless they make the nicer clientele uncomfortable.

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>>9391697
I'll be waiting.

>>9391702
I'd be okay with him just dressing up like Suz

>>9391706
Thanks for host :^)

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How do I git gud at civ 6?

>>9391687
If he's a little trappy ladyfuckboi, I'll give him my 4 inches, deliver it to his backdoor with such force it'll cave his ass in so it feels like 12.

>>9391706
Should've said nothing, faggot

>>9391735
you play 5 instead
>80 hours in civ6

They made a Civ 6?

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>>9391746
I'm bored of Civ 5

>Tfw they made Korea a city state in
>Those motherfuckers

>>9391755
Yee

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>>9391735
my internet is fucking itself up, giving me a bunch of errors when I try to refresh the thread or else I'd host
Consider this an IOU

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>>9391762
An IOU, huh? I'll remember that for tomorrow. Better be ready to pay me back.

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>>9391762
Okay

>>9391762
>>9391731
Mislink

In the meantime, who are your favorite avafags?

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Aw fuck I accidentally gave Hoshi an IOU

>>9391761
Citystate in what? 6?

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>>9391755
Yeah

>>9391761
But Civ 6 is just the same thing right now, but less solid and a lot less mods to make it better.
If you're really determined to play 6 try a game of domination only so you don't have to worry about racing for 5 different types of victory and can kind of just learn the game at your own pace.

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>>9391779
Yep

>>9391779
You know what to do, Kamina. I'll bring the rope.

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>>9391781
>>9391781
Yes.

It's just "Seoul" now. This is fucking unacceptable.

Now I only play France cause she's the most fuck able.

>>9391779
Reveal your ava.

>>9391785
I dunno dude, I just play Frenchie Fat Tits and go for whatever feels good. I half ass a science victory, want to try winning culture but don't know what the fuck I'm doing, religion is a fuck festival, and when I get close to science victory I remember I forgot to turn the turn limit off and it ends the game with Me being a loser.

I hate building wide, I keep rerolling for a good start, barbarians keep fucking my shit up etc.

>>9391800
>Vidya
it's kamina

>>9391777
Myself, everyone else sucks

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>>9391805
Oh

>>9391800
>Frenchy more fuckable than Cleopatra
I dunno about that

Anyways, what order are you building shit? You need to get a few Military units out early in the case of barb scouts.

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>>9391800
Okay
The only one I've touched today is Iida

>>9391796
I-I'm not ready yet

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>>9391815
Spam science districts, spam archers, spam industrial, spam builders, close control of my life and wake up a few hours later after having pressed the return to main menu button.

>Cleopatra

You serious? You wouldn't fuck vidya Catelyn Stark?

I've gone back and been watching old Twilight Zone episodes and they're actually way more creative and well made than I expected

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>>9391831
Lose*

>>9391832
You know what this means, make a twilight zone code.

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Well, that took a few days. Behold: autism, but fun autism.

Shout-out to Archer for giving me the template and the idea. I didn't intentionally exclude anyone. I just put who I remembered posting recently. There's only so many character spaces, too. So yeah.

>>9391831
Honestly you don't need to spam science districts until later on, in the early game you're good to go with one or two.Not sure how you're getting memed on by barbs if you have archers.

She's cute fuck you.

>>9391853
>Been here for 2 years
>Finally made it on one of these
I'm touched

>>9391853
>I made it onto here
>Secret ava, but still on here regardless
Give me your name so I can kiss you

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Kero kero shitpost from work desu~

>>9391853
>tfw on here 3 times

>>9391853
>tfw not on it

I've done it lads, I am finally a literal who.

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>>9391853
Lmao, I if I had to anonymously shitpost this one for the b8, I'd go-

>Merak made it on but I didn't

But I won't cause you worked hard on it and I'm on it too

>>9391853
neck yourself DDD

>>9391867
>gives u a cake and a party popper

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>>9391862
Kill yourself Jude.

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>>9391853
Oh sweet, I'm on the roster, guess I'm moving on up in the world.

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>>9391853
>So it looks like I'm really too big for smash after all.

Nonetheless that's still pretty nice looking.

>>9391853
>Literal who Night Dick made it on
>I didn't
What the fuck I've never even seen that guy

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>>9391875
You're way too salty. Drink some cough syrup.

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>koe no katachi

>>9391853
Where am IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~?

>Junko Enoshima

>tfw you don't speak Japanese so you can't understand what your digital nightstand waifu alarm is saying to you when she wakes you up in the morning but she's cute so you don't care

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>>9391893
Offscreen sucking my stardick

>>9391887
>Getting paid while shitposting/contemplating suicide

You are living the good life.

>>9391853
>I'm on it
Happiness
Erp with me pls

>>9391853
>all these literally whos and non-RPers on it

>>9391911
are you on it

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>>9391861
Heya.

>>9391871
Wrong.

>>9391884
My thought process was to make the bottom row entirely nufags, so that's kind of why.

>>9391907
I don't do that, sorry.

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>>9391904
And I have access to our datamining tools.

>>9391916
>kissu
fuck i knew there was a reason why you were my nigga

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>>9391916
>Wrong
>Pic related
???

>>9391916
>Asgore made it
...
This makes up for your shit taste but now I don't want to erp with you

>>9391904
You're forgetting Jude lives in Hungary
Dude probably makes 2 dollars a day and can't even afford grocceries, much less afford education

>>9391853
>not on here
hehe....who cares about some stupid roster amirite..................
:(

>>9391916
>screams internally

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>>9391926
Can confirm, he works at a burger joint.

>>9391916
Kosaku is a Newfag though.

>>9391930
>pats head and hands a party horn

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>>9391926
Too bad I've earned 2x minimal wage in like two weeks.

Have fun trying to shitpost me. As long I'm getting my daily dose of (You)s, I'll bite and reply.


>>9391916
Git gud gay gorey goat guy

>>9391916
Can't you just leave it as is? Why do you need attention? Why'd you have to go and ruin it by attaching your dumb ass to it?

I was wrong guys Jude makes 4 dollars a day

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>>9391947
One word: Attention.

>>9391948
kek

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>>9391920
>>9391924
>Blushu.

>>9391922
>>9391940
Moshi moshi shitpost desu.

>>9391938
I only ever saw him this year, honestly.

>>9391947
Because someone asked?

>>9391853
>Asgore put himself in the top row with the Midfags and Oldfags
:thinking:

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>>9391916
It's cool to know I'm relevant enough to have a spot on this thing, thanks goat bro.

>>9391948
>x2 minimum wage

If you need the term "minimum wage" as a standard for your paycheck, you need to hang yourself

>>9391853
>Ahri and Astaroth next to each other
>Sunset above them.

Was it intentional?

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>>9391958
Something something kill yourself.

Be original when you try to shitpost me.

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>>9391963
The boy earned it.

#MagicOfHosting

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>>9391970
Cause they're fucking right under her nose.

>>9391958
>screaming intensifies

>>9391973
Fuck you that actually made me laugh you vapid cunt

>trying to dickwave by mentioning minimum wage at all
Jude, HG's laughing stock everyone. He's the little kid that throws a tantrum in the super market that at most gets people to stare at him and shake their heads.

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>>9391963
First two rows were almost entirely reserved for hosts. I would have had to gone somewhere.

>>9391970
Somewhat. There's two or three more easter eggs like that.

>>9391973
I'm not trying to.

>>9391963
>He not only acts like he's an oldfag but is genuinely so delusional he thinks he is one

>>9391853
>Ramsay isn't on it
BUT I WANT TO SUCK HIS COCK!
>Luci

Who the fuck is Ramsay

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>>9391991
What if he eliminates me from the community for trying to destroy it? Will you like him then?

>>9391992
asgore I swear to god

>>9392008
No, because he'd still have the brain capacity of a 14 year old with development issues.

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Oh, I forgot that muricans have everything for free, unlike in proper countries where prices are based on minimum wage.

>>9391992
Let me guess, Raven and Luna? Faggot. Raven hasn't even been posting recently.

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>>9392019
You gotta give him credit for his shitposting though.

They're lit, man.

>>9392022
Whoa, someone's a little triggered.

>Country sucks so hard they don't give you anything for free

Literally every first world country gives you shit for free.

>>9391992
How do you manage to get me to dislike you more every single day consistently

>>9392022
>Communism
Jude are you actually retarded? This is a serious question. Do you have some form of mental retardation?

>>9392028
but she's in the hg discord

He'll just say he was being retarded.

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>>9392017
Yes?

>>9392028
Now that you mention it, how long has it been since Raven was here, anyways? Two weeks?

>>9392037
I don't know why I've invoked your ire.

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>>9392030
says the wageslave who woks at a constuction.

Oh well.

>>9392045
>Both HG Discords are run by ERPfags

:thinking:

>>9392045
>discord
discard (ed)

>tfw south korea is more first world than hungary

>>9392048
Stop trying to act like an oldfag

>>9392050
>constuction

WE WUZ EMPIRE AND SHIEEEET

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>>9392050
Whoa, lets not back pedal to the old personal shit. Tell us more about your minimum wage. You got your attention, don't try to push it all on senpai-sama when you're put on the spot.

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>>9392064
Are you saying that because I made the roster?

>>9392070
Senpai-sama, I...

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>>9392047
That's admitting loss in the current meta. And you can't call it out until the person blatantly admits it or it looks like you're trying to deflect. Not that I've got anything to worry about since I always go steady.

>>9392076
I'm saying that because you jammed yourself between a bunch of oldfags on it

>Jude getting worked by Hoshi
What a pleasant way to wake up.

>tfw finally made a list
I'm actually crying
This is the greatest moment in my time here

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>>9392084
Asgore should've put himself next to me

Mugen roster when

>taps to the right
Gotdy 35

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>>9392084
As I said, the first two rows, especially the first row, were mainly reserved for hosts. I didn't know people would get upset if I placed myself in that row. I'm sorry.

>>9392110
People get upset over everything.

Who are the worst avafags you can think of?

>>9392110
>>9392115
this

>>9392119
Asgore

>>9392119
Speedy

>>9392119
I doubt anyone fucking remembers this but waaay back there was a Shield Knight ava that ebegged and shilled his online stuff.

>>9392110
>I'm sorry.
Stop
Stop, you don't have to catter to these faggots. You did more than most of them and they're pissed about some e-cred no one sane cares about. Garnet is closer to Archer/Seth/Hoshi than you and do you see them complaining about that? Nope, so fuck them.

Great list btw.

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>>9392110

>>9392132
Isn't that one who posted his abs in the threads

>>9392133
That's because Garnet has actually not been a cancerous tumor to this community that acts like he knows more than he does

>tfw take criticism to the heart but ultimately don't know what to do with it
Am I retarded?

>>9392133
Garnet has been here way longer though and has hosted way more games. Why did you think no one cared?

>>9392136
Maybe, I don't remember that though.

>>9392137
>Cancerous tumor
>Made a great code and hosts it often

Choose one.
You who cares if he acts like "he knows more than he does" about fucking internet drama that have no importance whatsoever? Get a life.

>>9392137
>cancerous tumor
>made two codes
>also hosts
whatever fag, i know he's done more than you because the only people that have done more than him wouldn't stoop to this level of anonymous faggotry

>>9392140
i don't know

>>9392140
Nah just don't know what to do with advice. Which means you're stupid.
Either that or you're stubborn. Or you have a learning disability.

>>9392147
>Who cares if he does this stupid shit, it's unimportant so that makes it not stupid
Choke on his cock more

>>9392141
Garnet is a newfag, not even a midfag
Garnet never made a code, only borrowed from others.

I like Garnet, he's a great dude, but if you're pissed about Asgore being here you should be about him too.
The "oldfag status" really has no importance, even Hoshi, Seth and Archer say it

>>9392151
Post your ava, I'd love to see what kind of braindead idiot sucks this much goat cock. Oh wait, you won't, because you'd get shitposted into oblivion for it. Hmm. Wonder why that is.

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Asgore, turn dark. Fight back. You can't act like a newfag anymore. You're too big now.

Neutralfags don't actually exist and it's damn right arrogant to call yourself one.

>>9392163
>Neutralfags don't actually exist
but i exist

>>9392162
...because you're a dumb faggot?

>>9392153
>Being so worked up about internet drama
>Being sensible about someone means you're sucking his cock

Spoken like a true 4chan neet.
Get a life please.

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>>9392168
Nah they don't.

All Neutralfags are neutralfags until they're not neutralfags.

Words of wisdom.

>>9392169
No. Because Asgore's cancer and you're obviously too thick headed to understand why. "Hur dur he hosts better suck him off" doesn't work anymore. Everyone hosts. If you're gonna act like a moron and pretend you've been around for longer than you have been like your opinion matters then you can fuck right off.

Can we just stop shitposting and host games pls?

>>9392162
Why don't YOU post with your ava? Your thought process is kinda funny.

Actually it's so dumb I think it's a really clever bait, nobody can be that stupid.
Good job anon ;)

>tfw the shitposting got too rough and he retreated back to discord
Oh well.

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>Everyone hosts
>Saying this anonymously

Nigga, please. Anonymous posts don't mean shit. You wanna get your opinion across pay the price, in coins that have your face on it.

I swear if someone uses my Ava to make a statement I'm gonna go ballistic.

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>>9392134
Hey, thanks. That looks better.

>>9392133
Thanks. I wish there were more character spaces available, but I had to make do with what I had.

>>9392163
I refuse.

I'm here to host, RP, and have fun. I don't want drama. I don't want fighting. I just wanted to make something for the community, and want this unintentional shitstorm to pass over. That's all.

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>>9392180
He'll be back. He always comes back.

Whatever he needs to do to get over the bad day he had.

>tfw on the Smash roster twice

Feel good desu

>>9392183
You're too good for these threads.

>>9392178
Better get ready, Anon.
It's real Hate Circlejerk Cancer Hours©, where we shit on literally everything on the guise of "important HG politics".

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Why are we fighting about something as pointless as a smash bros roster edit? Can't we all just agree that we all hate one another and quit it with all the bitching?

>>9392186
>tfw same
Had a good laugh

>>9392183
You should be at the gym instead of here

>>9392182
but who r u tho

>>9392183
I kept seeing those fucking lines. I hated it.

so are there any actual oldfags that use these threads? seeing the term used so liberally to refer to a community that formed two fucking years ago is pretty funny

>>9392179
>Not posting it
Nice one pussy, too scared to post your ava in fear you're whiteknighting cancer after all

>>9392191
Jealousy, I'd assume.

>>9392195
Fuck off I'm not telling

>>9391853
>was on the old one
>not on the new one
I welcome the literal who status.

>>9392206
>Being jealous of an overweight autistic neet over the internet

>>9392202
I know someone from 06 who still comes here

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>>9392187
No, I'm not. I just happen to care about keeping HG active and fun.

>>9392193
I've made a resolution to start going once the next semester starts in the fall.

>>9392210
Sorry. I only had so many character spaces.

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>>9392183
You're just ignorant to what you're doing right know. You made a piece of content, a selective, exclusive piece of content where you decided that you had the knowledge and experience to create. You decided who got to be on and where to place yourself. It might not mean shit to you, it might have been just a little fun project, but it ain't. HG is extremely politically motivated. You DON'T get to just host and RP like nothing bad is ever gonna happen to you here. NOBODY as involved as you intend to be has gotten away clean. You're not fucking special. That's actually delusional as fuck. You making a roster like that and me and Seth making a roster like that are two different things. We've got the rep, the stats, and the cred. Now I can give you advice on how to come off as someone acceptable to make that, you could come off with some swagger and act like some punk who grew out of his newfag shorts, but you're clinging onto it so hard with this neutral shit, and community Saint bullshit, it's like watching someone soil themselves in adult diapers.


Be like everyone else, be fucking human, have someone you love and someone you hate. Be fucking normal, Asgore.

Some advice from your senior.

"I just wanted to_______" does not fucking cut it for you anymore.

>>9392215
did he come here from habbo hotel or something?

COCKS! I DEMAND COCKS!
>KK/LF/Inkling

>>9392209
Hello, Not Telling.

>>9392218
Why not make a HG roll chart instead

>>9392223
I've never agreed with you more in my entire 2 years of being here

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>>9391853
>I'm actually on the roster
I'm not sure how to feel about this. ...Thank you, I guess?

>>9392229
Not Asgore, but I'm actually working on it.

>>9392228
FUCK HOW DID YOU FIGURE IT OUT

>>9392183
>>9392218
Never do something for this community, do it for yourself first and if people likes it, then all the better.
Believe me I've walked that path and only burned myself, this is not a place with sensible sane people.

>>9392223
>>9392218
Don't listen to that. It's coming from someone who takes this place waaaay too seriously.

Actually Seth is the way too go, he comes here when he feels like it, hosts because he genuinely enjoys the sim and the creativity it provides and doesn't give a fuck.
He would tell you to keep going and fuck everyone else too.

>>9392241
>Whiteknight faggot is still at it

>>9392236
Pls put me in

>>9392237
Your posts are easy to figure out, NT. No commas, and no punctuation in general.

>>9392249
Only if you are neither Bolin nor Yin.

>>9392241
Do what you want when you feel like it, eh?

>>9392241
>DON'T LISTEN TO ANY OF THAT CRITICISM, TRUTH IS POISON, BE MORE LIKE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SETH
Can you be any more cancerous?

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>>9392183
Or you can be a "muh fun" faggot like this guy. Your fucking choice, dude. Like I'm saying there's nothing wrong with being casual and being involved. Just know what you're doing and don't actually believe your own bullshit because you'll look back a few months or even a year from now and cringe your balls off.
>>9392241

>>9392253
I'm safe yay

>>9392253
Not him or either of those but if I get put on it and you use a shitty picture of me I will hunt you down and succ you off until you change it
>Guy with razors for teeth

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>>9392254
Being part of a community actually means doing more than that.

You know it, I know it.

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>>9392223
Why are you encouraging him to get involved in the "politics of HG"
We need less of that bullshit and more actual hosts and rp.

>>9392271
that's my fetish

>>9392275
it's a dog eat dog world
if the oldfags other than Hoshi and Yuno aren't beating newfags down for not having "standards" when it comes to hosting and/or shitposting, no one can agree on what good rp is

>>9392272
There is something very, deeply wrong about a community when someone can make a piece of content like yonder roster and be completely shit on for it.

Yes, HG is admittedly a political minefield to certain people. To certain other people, though, it's just a place to hang out and have fun. Let us hang out and have fun.

>>9392258
Criticism is good, but when it's "waaah waah you don't have the right to talk bc you're new :'( " about one of the most pathetic community I've ever seen think you can ignore that. Asgore is better than most of the people here.

Oh I'll be even more cancerous, by hosting my code and RPing while you'll keep being a no name who keeps whining about e-cred

>>9392254
>>9392272
Hoshi is write, like writing a cringe letter for people you never know and will bite you in the ass, trust him he knows what he's talking about.

>>9392275
This

Literally all you have to do is not give an opinion

>>9392275
>Insists on making selective content
>acts like he owns the place
>Insists on staying neutral

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>>9392290
or not give a shit

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>>9392275
You incompetent fuck, are you seriously Implying Asgore is retarded enough to be influenced by just my opinion? Am I a threat to your narrative? By being discouraging free thinking and exchange of ideas, aren't you the one encouraging ignorance? There are many perspectives. Asgore can choose to do whatever he wants. I just told him what he needs to hear for the road he's going down.

And eat my ass, you know nothing about the politics of HG Asgore was fucking neck deep since way before the "ASGORE SHITPOSTED AUSSA OMG" meme. Get fucking learnt, bitch.

>>9392288
Anonymity.

There's your answer. You'd have a little respect for people when your face is on something. I take that into account when I gauge the community and it's incidents. That's why it makes sense to me and why it'll never make sense to you because I understand how significant that factor is.

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Well, I woke up to a complete and total shitstorm, didn't I?

If Asgore had joined a year and a half ago and acted the way he is now he would've been shitposted into the fucking ground all I'm saying

Ayo hold up
>hosts
Is you sayin
>rps
Now lemme make sure I heard you right
>makes a roster
WE WUZ OLDFAGS AN SHIET?

>>9392300
>kissus ur dik

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>>9392300
You get used to it.

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>>9392300
Now this guy can act like this and get a pass cause he's just a newfag. If Baron had said this, we'd shitpost him out of the water.

>>9392298
How about you go don't give a shit somewhere else?

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>>9392305

>>9392299
What the fuck are you on about you dumb gook? Let the goat kid RP and host, he clearly doesn't want anything to do with your autism olympics and you're shitting on him for it.

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>>9392300
Pretty much.

>>9392301
Literally okay if it's someone you don't like
People talk mad shit about standards when they don't even hold any

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>>9392223
>>9392262
I do what the fuck I want. I've heard and seen what happens when people here take sides or get into the "politics." I don't want that to be me. If that makes me a naive fuck living in Lala-land, then so be it. You aren't me, Hoshi. I'm sorry, but I'm going to keep on doing what I feel is right.

>>9392300
nice rp

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>>9392310
Nah senpai, I'm good. while you try to act like for whats good for a community I'll just sit here roleplay off and on and watch as you continue to regulate a 4chan community

>>9392319
Aaaand you're beyond redemption. Please label your files in a predictable manner so I can filter you and all of your avas. Thank you.

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>>9392314
You're not educated enough in HG politics to be worth having a discussion with. This is what it is, I'm just pointing out how it works. Leave it to the professionals, casualfag.

>>9392319
You're gonna fucking snap one day, Asgore, literally nobody is expecting you or asking you to be like this.

>>9392322
Like you fucking should, senpai. Stay out of my way.

>>9392322
>act like for
act like you know*

>>9392326
You're not educated enough to pull your head out of your ass but that doesn't stop you from spewing shit.

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>>9392331
Keep talking shit Anonymously. Your posts are basically worthless.

>>9392319
Thanks Asgore
Neutralfag ftw

>>9392305
I kek'd.

>>9392331
Stop whiteknighting Asgore this hard. Stop. You're trying to argue with Hoshi. That's how hard you're whiteknighting. This is fucking sad to watch.

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>>9392301
From what I'm seeing, he IS being shitposted into the ground.

>>9392310
...Well, that's comforting to know.

>>9392326
...Why are there politics in this to begin with? It's just Hunger Games. We run simulator tournaments and RP. I don't see a reason for politics.

>>9392337
Doesn't matter, the goat kid's gonna stay on the right path and I respect him for it.
We don't need more you, we need more Asgores.

>>9392337
>Guts

https://youtu.be/YavDgV1R3A8

God damn why are sand niggers good at making war music?

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>>9392338
>Neutralfags ftw

For the win against what? Aren't you fucks supposed to be neutral?

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>>9392326
I expect myself to be like this.

>>9392343
I mean nobody would have defended him back then. Now this place is full of newfags that think they know what's good for this community when we've seen firsthand what's best for it. It's like a kid trying to tell an adult how things are.

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Whose up for calming down over a nice meal and a cup of tea?

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>>9392357
Is this fucking post for real?

>>9392346
the language works well with any kind of war music

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>>9392326
I'll do what I want just as you do want you want.

Welcome to 4chan buddy.

>>9392327
Yea that'll work more thanks.

>>9392359
Hell no Baron. Sort this shit out and then we can have tea.

>>9392346
It's kinda cute that they're imitating the Iwo Jima flag pic there.

>>9392362
Yes. Why wouldn't it be? Did you even read it? These newfags are so hardheaded that history's just repeating itself, they're making all the same mistakes oldfags made, and they're not listening to the people that know better who're trying to help them improve.

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>>9392343
Lesson in internet communities, or basically any community in general. Now I'll say this nicely, don't expect me to say this in this way again. Everywhere with people has politics in it, there will never be a utopia where people are just going to do what they're supposed to do and enjoy the place and have fun. People have hard times keeping communities where they have to see each others' faces together, how do you think we're going to be doing it on the INTERNET, with ANONYMITY?

Face it, it's going to be politically driven. I know it's innerworkings, people who claim not to care at the same time claim that they know what they're talking about, which makes no sense at all, you see? I'm pretty involved, I know how this works, my professional diagnosis is valid. You don't have to play this game, you can just host and RP if you want. But nobody in the fucking history of this community has gone clean ever. Like you right now, you're not RPing, you're not Hosting. What are you doing? Giving your opinion. That's where the basic problems begin. That's where the politics come from.

I hope you learned something to day.

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Not like I'm doing much to begin with besides wrestling

First 24

>pours water on a grease fire

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>>9392377
Emi the leech

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>>9392344
>You thinking you get to decide what kind of people we need.

You like to deny the evils of this place, you think it'll go away if you stare at the good things hard enough, but it'll never go away. I'm all for facing it and embracing it, but you can remain willfully ignorant and hide yourself with anonymity.

>>9392377
Fuck off let this shitstorm happen

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>>9392377
Mayor of Cantown

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>>9392377
Kosaku Kawajiri

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>>9392383
Nah senpai.

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>>9392377
Osamu Dazai

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>>9392377
Maggie and Holly

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>>9392377
Ichigo Kurosaki

So is it cool to ban Assgore from my games now

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>>9392377
Tsubasa Hanekawa

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>>9392377
The hosts of HG

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>>9392377
AFK Magus

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>>9392377
Lucky

>>9392357
...Well, I feel a little insulted. I mean, I don't disagree with the analogy you're making, it makes sense, but...

>>9392375
...Good point. ...Wait, professional? You have a degree in this?

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>>9392377
Togame

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>>9392377
Monsieur Le President

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>>9392377
Ririchiyo

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>>9392377
Sanae Kochiya

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>>9392377
Landkarte

>>9392368
Baron? I think you have me mistaken for someone else friend, you know me. It's Landkarte. Then again normal people are not meant to see me in he first place. I guess the Chief designed this place very carefully.

Lucky and Assgore double suicide when?

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>>9392377
Guts

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>>9392377
No Bully

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>>9392377
Anakin crying because Obi Wan ate his slice of pizza

>>9392393
Do it pussy

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>>9392377
Lord Beerus

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>>9392377
Max Stirner

>>9392411
not giving out your opinions this time?

>>9392400
You're fine, I like you, you don't act like you know everything like Asgore does

>>9392388
>kissu

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>>9392400
It's more street smarts than anything else.

One day you'll pick up another avatar, one day you'll be lost on what to play, one day you'll have friends, you'll know the memes, what time it is, who you want to avoid, who you'll gain the most out of following, you'll have people you dislike, people you envy, people who you like or even love. One day you'll leave, maybe even hate this place, and hang out with other people that did.

Or you can just not care, like the other anon said. But like I just pointed out. You're going to have to decide on your own.

>>9392411
Enjoy white knighting for muh fun?

>>9392387
>>9392411
Our shitposter and our whiteknight respectively folks, give them a round of applause

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>>9392377
Plato
>filler

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>>9392377
a bowling ball

>>9392439
>>9392438
His filler too

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>>9392408
...Except I'm not suicidal.

>>9392427
I joined HG like... two months ago, I think? One month ago? Idk. I think it was sometime in March or April. Of course I don't know everything.

>>9392393
Only if you agree to ban yin and his fillers too

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>>9392377
The Intellectual Savior Of The Masses

>tfw you whiteknight and people blame Guts for it

Sorry bro.

>>9392453
Stop false flagging

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Having Connection issues Hold on

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>>9392426
Like what? I just got here.

a callout post sparked by a callout post made in response to another callout post

https://youtu.be/JN4ATDfCYmo

The 80s were weird.

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>>9392455
Did you try turning it off and on again?

>>9392457
Politics in HG

>>9392458
Hello, X! Can you please stop doing Y?

>>9392453
>Whiteknighting the whiteknight
Or even worse
>Samefagging a whiteknight to a whiteknight

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>>9392466
I got a new Obake

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>>9392455
That's what your moth-

Oh shit, wrong ava.

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one more apparantly

I smell like beef

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>>9392470
Good job, that will do it!

>>9392478
>>9391853
Name : Relevant people

scratch that

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>>9392467
Yeah, it's pointless if you have no real way to enforce them beyond shitposting as an anon.

>>9392465
The quality of this video made remember my first time masturbating.
Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee on a boat.
God.

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How's this feel?

>>9392488
My first time was into my carpet during an episode of naruto

yesterday

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>>9392489
Looks good to me, let's go!

>>9392489
You fucked up the last tribute.

>>9392488
hi gramps

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>>9392489
>You're slightly weirded out by the background staring at you directly in the face, but otherwise, you are READY.

>>9392492
nice rp