/erp/ - Erotic Roleplay General
"Fastfood tiddies" Edition
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>>9383879
>>9389150
DELET THIS
>>9389174
Cute!
>>9389150
I'll take the fresh 2% milk with my meatbuns, trying to watch my calories.
nth for have a great time! OR ELSE!
POST CARDS
>>9389056
>The man was expecting the girl to call the police or something, but other than the sudden whack, he was a bit underwhelmed with the outcome. Though, having a girl's number wasn't so bad.
Oh..Okay. Definitely, I'll pay you by the end of the week, you have my word.
>He looked a bit embarrassed as he was scolded.
Yeah yeah, I know it was wrong. I just didn't have any money and I wasn't sure you did. I thought it would be lame going here and not getting anything...But no problem. Usami.
>He smiled as faintly as he could in a situation like this.
>>9389222
You can't make me have a good time!!
>>9389150
Silica 2.0.
>>9389111
I don't know...A tight little thing like you?
>the anon puts one hand on Pit's hip but brings the other one up, putting a couple fingers by Pit's mouth.
Get them nice and slick so I can get you ready, okay? Going in dry won't be fun for either of us.
>Regardless of this delay, the anon's cock throbs impatiently. Oh how he wants to rail this angel until his mind shuts down
>>9389174
That's a lot of Koishi.
>>9389243
Uh, please have a nice time? I swear if I could fly, I'd come over there and whip you into shape! But, I need Lady Palutena's help and she's asleep... not that I can't fly without her or anything but my wings are just sore tonight! Y-Yeah, that's all haha. Looks like you're tough outta luck!
>>9389056 (Taiga)
Seems like the perfect bachelor pad for me. I love small spaces like this. Makes me feel all comfy inside.
>He sinks himself even deeper into the couch, lettings the plush cushions envelop his entire body. The man was just about to drift into dreamland from how comfy her couch is, but is quickly awakened from her feet resting on the coffee table.
Yeah, yeah I know. Part of me being a pervert right? Well listen, I'm sorry about back then. You just looked the type that I'd enjoy to play around with. And to further make it up to you...
>From the sweater he wore, he pulled out from within another box of pocky, although instead of being the standard chocolate or strawberry flavor, this one was cookies and cream. After shaking the box to make sure there were biscuits, he hands them over to Taiga, then lays back down on the couch.
Here. My friend likes to buy hard to get pocky flavors, and I nabbed this one before we left. There were a couple more that I could've taken, but he'd kill me if he were to find out.
>>9389286
>strokes your wings
Wow. Lots of gays this morning.
>>9389222
Well fine, but only because you're so cute.
>>9389321
Excuse you, I'm a night Gay.
>>9389321
Prison does that to you
So, you wish to test me?
>>9389335
Homos are known to crawl out at night.
>>9389338
>elf trying to be a dom
That's rich, did someone tell you to cosplay to get your womb stuffed?
>>9389338
Test you in what?
>>9389228
get and I'll consider making one, more or less
>>9389228
Boop.
>>9389338
Vampire?
>>9389273
>Pit opens his mouth obediently, taking your fingers past his lips and sucking obediently. His hips subtly begin to lower themselves out of impatience, your tip already beginning to spread apart his tight hole
>>9389313
>>9389328
Thank you, cuties!!
>>9389358
>mfw I wanted to continue our dating session but I'm about to sleep
Why do you hate me so Sponty? Goodnight you lovely bastard
>>9389355
You got dubs, so off to the cardmaker
>>9389358
Is it time too breed dragon?
I hear you were getting rid of her, which you shouldn't
>>9389321
But I like futa cock, that's not gay, right?
>>9389358
Bring out Purgy
>>9389228
>>9389373
only if I get a second time
sup ERP
>>9389358
Hi there Mattie, nice to see ya back around.
>>9389390
I shall roll for you
>>9389395
Hey sweetie, how's it going?
>>9389403
Eh, it's going alright. I'm about to head for bed soon.
>>9389228
>>9389389
>Hoshi plays Sena
Poor Mecha
HG says hey.
>>9389400
piece of shit
in a minute
>>9389415
Do you wanna relieve yourself before that?
>>9389429
>Kissus
Take your time bb
>>9389419
At some point, I want to bend that secretary over the desk and pound her while pulling her tail
>>9389432
Nah, that's alright. I'm flattered you'd offer though.
I'll just chill out here listening to some music until I eventually pass out.
>>9389365
Mnn, slow down, cutie...
>once his fingers are good and wet, the anon moves his hand back to Pit's ass and replaces the tip of his cock with the slick fingers. He can tell Pit is an impatient little slut so he's quick to get him ready before very suddenly pulling his fingers back out and pushing his cock back in. The feeling of Pit's tight ass is phenomenal around the anon's fat cock as he splits the angel apart
>JUST LEARNED TOMMOROW'S CAR BOYS WILL BE THE LAST
NO
NOT LIKE THIS
PLEASE
>>9389372
But I love you, anon! I'm sorry!
We'll continue next time. Sleep well now.
>>9389381
Who said I was doing that?
>>9389383
The person you are trying to reach is currently unavailable. Please try again later.
>>9389398
Hello! Nice to see you too.
>>9389426
I play a good pure Sena.
>>9389427
Tell them to send their women.
Especially the autistic chuunibyou
>>9389455
Aw man, okey... if this weren't explicitly a lewd thread I'd love to cuddle and chill with you!!
Hiii
>>9389460
Just lurking then ah? No sweat then, just nice to see you around Mattie, enjoy yourself then.
>>9389446
(I feel as if everyone wants to do that to her if their the mayor.)
>>9389460
Could have sworn you said you were getting rid of someone...guess I was wrong
But can I still breed the dragoness finally?
>>9389389
>CC
Oh my.
>>9389475
Evenin'. How's it going?
>>9389468
I wouldn't mind some cuddling honestly...
>>9389358
You have a source on the artist for melusine?
>>9389483
(Well honestly, who doesn't? Perhaps tomorrow or something? I don't know.)
>>9389475
Hi fronk!
>>9389467
Alright, anything else I should relay to them?
>>9389210
I wasn't planning on asking for money, more like a favor.
>Her previously cold and harsh tone along with the upset look upon her face had disappeared before she stuck out her tongue at him. She noticed the time after checking her phone and waved goodbye to him.
Hey, I gotta run before it gets too dark out and get back home. Try not to take any candy from babies and stores. Later, Weirdo.
Sorry if I didn't play it out like you hoped but that was about the only way I could think of it happening. Also, I hope you don't mind if we stop here. It's late and I seem to be getting slower and slower.)
>>9389271
I'm not sure if I'm hearing compliments or things I need to work on.
>Falling into the back of the chair, she crossed her arms and thought over it while she worked on her sucker. Her face turned sour after he brought up the stupid events of the evening before she quickly perked up at the exchange of candy for his pardon. She took the box and looked at it for a long moment but held off on having any as she threw them onto the table.
Okay, apology officially accepted, idiot.
I hope you don't mind cutting it off here and just leaving it to parting ways after chatting for a bit longer or whatever.)
Another thing, I hope you buckled up for the long-run cause that's kind of what I set things up for, intentional or not.
>>9389531
Call Bolin a cuck
>>9389524
(Sure, see you tomorrow, I guess.)
>>9389488
Have a good sleep
>>9389511
Tomorrow I turn 22, I am excited
>>9389526
Hello
>>9389531
Tell them its their turn to babysit LD for the week.
>>9389554
Real nice, happy early birthday!
>>9389457
O-Oh~... fuck me..!!
>Hot tears of joy begin to roll down his face as Pit gleefully slams his ass down until his cheeks are resting on your groin, your cock already pushed all the way inside.
F-FUCK! Ah~..
>Realizing his impatience, he bounces up and down slowly, rising and falling no more than an inch, as if to give you a preview of what's to come.
I-Is this good, Anon? I bet you want to fuck me hard.. I-I don't want you to hold back!
>>9389513
>Gives the Anon cuddles and plants a sweet kiss on their cheek
Have a long day or somethin'?
Hello
Where are the lolis?
>>9389554
>22
Morrigan?
>>9389534
// No problem! I have to leave too anyway. I'll catch ya whenever I next see you! Usami is my type
>>9389554
Have a nice early birthday then man, here for a victory lap before the big day then?
>>9389540
He doesn't come around anymore, knock on wood. Too busy having a girlfriend or something.
>>9389560
Ok, but they'll probably ask for a raise. It's not easy you know.
>>9389554
Old hag
>>9389554
Happy early birthday.
>>9389568
Er, no, I just spent a day off chilling at home and I'm just a little bit lonely.
>>9389564
>>9389603
Danke
>>9389576
Fronk
>>9389584
Yes I am, victory is nice on the rare occasions I get it
>>9389595
:^I
>>9389574
Here you are, sir.
>>9385706
>>9389589
>Bolin
>A girlfriend
That's bullshit.
>>9389615
>Danke
Yep. Great tiddies, too.
>>9389616
No thx
>>9389615
3D?
>>9389479
Actually, I more or less had a date with a certain anon for a... Well, a date.
A sort of comfy and romantic session, if you will. There's no telling if they're around at this time, though.
>>9389487
The only person I was considering putting on the chopping block was Renamon, since she was already played by at least 2 other individuals, and it caused some confusion as a result.
And I suppose you could, yes.
>>9389488
>Scoops up the fainted anon in a bridal carry and takes him to bed.
>>9389523
I'm afraid not. Even the art I use for her is kind of all over the place. There's some Shyguy in there, as well as some Sanzo, but for the most part it's a bit of this and that.
>>9389543
FutaRena and VoRena, to be exact. I've been approached a few times with requests such as "continue that one scene where Renamon turned an anon into liquid before siphoning them up her ass".
... Needless to say, I was very confused, and a tad weirded out.
>>9389615
Card or lurkin?
>>9389619
He showed proof. What else do you want me to say? Could be his cousin though. He's Irish right?
>>9389589
Oh trust me we know.
Now run along, cute questionably a boy people get bent over around here.
>>9389534
>Seeing his gift to her just tossed away as if it were nothing made him feel down again, but hearing her accept his gift, he quickly lightened.
That's great! That takes a whole lot of stress away from me.
>He gives Taiga a smile, then stretches himself out before standing and testing out his legs.
Welp, seems like I'm all better. Guess it's time for me to go.
>The man then pats himself all over to make sure he's not missing anything, and gives himself a nod once he's done. He opens the door to her apartment and steps out, and before it closes, he says
Later girl who I've yet to know the name to. I'll see ya again real soon!
(Don't mind it one bit. Seems like the perfect time to end too. And I'm completely down for that. It's been really fun playing around with this, so I'm definitely gonna come back to play around with ya some more.)
>>9389649
>I've been approached a few times with requests such as "continue that one scene where Renamon turned an anon into liquid before siphoning them up her ass"
JESUS CHRIST WHAT
>>9389604
Lonely?? That's not good...
I often feel pretty down in the dumps myself when I do nothing productive all day - even though everyone needs to relax every once and awhile! Maybe heading to bed now would be best, so that you can be well rested for a lovely day tomorrow!
>>9389649
Aw, that's actually pretty cute. Good luck finding them then, hope to get another turn with ya sometime and enjoy the night.
>>9389675
T H I C K
B O Y
T H I G H S
>>9389649
>VoRenamon
I kinda feel like anyone who can contact you off thread should know you enough that you wouldn't be into that, but maybe it was some random anons who mistook you when you posted
>>9389358
Rena and Melu are looking pretty great right now.
>>9389675
You could be right.
Thanks for keeping me company, I'm gonna go to sleep now.
Night, ERP.
>>9389668
You say that like thag doesn't happen on our side of the river. Just in a different way.
>>9389649
Before I head off Sponty, I want you to see my card and choose which one you want for next time please~
I promise to sleep after.
>>9389228
>>9389436
fuck you
>>9389649
Alright, I think I some time to breed the dragoness
>actually checks clock
And, no I do not. Fuck
>>9389721
Huh, so I guess this is also Incase anon?
>>9389674
>Hotaru has never sucked liquefied people up her ass before.
Get fucking good, candy slut.
somebody explain this recent trend of autists changing their Discord names to "leave me alone" after having a meltdown for no reason
>>9389739
It was one person shut up about it
>>9389732
Yeah.
>>9389739
fuck off parsee
>>9389739
Porque?
>>9389739
>parsee trying to antagonize people again
>>9389739
kys parsee
>>9389674
I know.
Or, rather, I don't know.
>>9389681
Thank you. And likewise. You enjoy your night as well, now.
>>9389697
I believe it was the latter, yes. In fact it's happened once or twice now that people thought Renamon was my main character, somehow.
>>9389699
I'm glad you think so, anon!
>>9389715
Chat, is that you?
Well, I couldn't say right off the bat, really. But I'll think about it.
>>9389722
Aw well, maybe next time then!
Sleep well, anon.
>>9389674
>ANAL VORE
>RENAMON
GOOD FUCKING GOD WHY AAAA
>>9389674
>"continue that one scene where Renamon turned an anon into liquid before siphoning them up her ass"
(This is why god doesn't talk to us anymore.
>>9389703
Sweet dreams, dear.
>>9389694
What about 'em? I travel by foot a lot so I suppose my thighs in particular _are_ pretty nice!
Huh? Why don't I just fly? It's not like I can't without Lady Palutena's help or anything... I-I just love the cardio!
>>9389772
>People confusing me for Chat.
No. Just no, not Chat. That is a first actually. But it's fine, goodnight Sponty.
>First confused for Paul because i had Tracer now confused for Chat because of Tae
>>9389772
>Chat
No, thankfully someone else has taken up Tae
>>9389739
Parsee what did you do to get these people mad at you
>>9389800
>I-I just love the cardio!
Not that anon, but its doing wonders for your ass, too.
>>9389739
Hi Parsee
>>9389805
Don't take it to heart, dude. You're p cool, it's just that people are on edge about some stuff.
>>9389829
t. parsee
>>9389829
Go back to Subterranean Animeme
>>9389568
(Sorry about the delay)
Ngh...Yeah...God, you're such a little slut, aren't you? Say it.
>without even waiting for a response, the anon bucks his hips upwards, shoving his cock deeper into Pit's ass, groaning in delight from the sensation. He gives Pit's ass another light spank before he pulls down and thrusts into him again. And again. And again. And again.
Say that...haa...you're a little slut.
>>9389800
They're the kind of thighs you'd want wrapped around your back.
>>9389735
If that's being good then I prefer to stay bad.
>>9389772
Sounds like something you wouldn't do even if you play a futa rabbit.
>>9389773
>>9389797
Do you think God stays in Heaven because he's afraid of what he created?
>>9389879
If you're one of those people that believe God is a women, they probably stay up there so that Rance can't get to them
>>9389879
god is a black hole at the end of the universe trying to destroy everything he has created.
>>9389860
(( No problem, sweetie! ))
I.. I'm a slut! I-I'm a huge slut for your cock, Anon!!
>The angel picks up pace with his bounces, timing them against your brutal thrusts so that your cock is pushed entirely down his hole before just as quickly being pulled nearly all the way out, all while poking at and sliding against his inner walls
Mmf~, spank me harder Anon.. Go harder please!
>He wraps his arms tightly around you and pulls your face deep into his soft chest, your lips meeting at his nipples. It's a similar sensation to before, only now you're plowing into his hole at the same time
>>9389822
I-Is that so, Anon? I guess I never noticed... my robes usually cover that area anyways.
>>9389876
I think that can be arranged!
>>9389805
>>9389808
Don't take it personally, anon. Tae is indeed what threw me off... That, and the tilde.
But I'm glad to hear someone else has picked her up.
For what it's worth, I'd be more than happy to play with Link, or the titty monster right next to Tae.
>>9389879
Hey now, there are degrees to those things you know. Just because I do futa doesn't mean I do... Well, everything else out there.
>>9389936
>mfw my Bio teacher from freshmen year thought this and gave us actual proof that the universe would soon be devoured by blackholes
>>9389940
You should show it off more, honestly. Lots of guys and girls'ld give you tons of attention!~
>>9389956
What about loving vanilla cuddling?
>>9389897
Wow. Deep.
>>9389936
That doesn't make sense.
Silly Miko.
>>9389956
Right, right.
>Pets the rabbit.
>>9389956
>Drops this sponty image
>>9389752
Glad to see that you're feeling better then!
>>9389940
(do you happen to play pit in any form of dom?)
>>9389959
we fucked up man
>>9389956
>Link and Melusine
Sounds fun, hope to see you soon.
>>9389940
>the anon, of course, takes this opportunity to resume teasing Pit's tender nipples, kissing and licking and biting them, wanting to hear Pit's lewd, lewd moans. He gives in to Pit's slutty request and spanks him harder, leaving a big, red handprint across his asscheek and a satisfying stinging sensation behind. All the while, he pounds away at Pit's ass, filling him as deep as he can with every thrust, scraping against his inner walls and rubbing against his prostate
You slut...All this because I kissed your nipples? You wanted this all along, I'll bet. You cute little whore.
What's the haps my dudes?
>>9390101
>Shiki
>as I have to leave
There is no god.
>>9390024
I am quite fond of those, yes.
Also dates and HANDHOLDING
>>9390044
>Gives you a Cadbury Creme Egg that was on sale because it's after Easter.
>>9390050
I already had it, but thanks anon!
>>9390075
Oh, I was thinking more Link and Sponty, since he's quite the sissy from what I've seen, but...
Sure! That could work too. Take care now.
>>9390113
What if there is a god but he only wants you to suffer?
>>9390113
Your god is me. If you wanna pay tribute, now's your chance dude.
>>9390101
Nothing much my dude
>>9390136
Nice! You been up to anything lately? Shopping, make a nice meal? Man I love cooking, it's so fun.
>>9390101
Going out to the club to party and have myself a good time.
>>9390130
>tfw your schedule is so shit you'll never finish anything or do /d/-kinky shit with sponty
bad feels
>>9390130
>Using the H word
Sponty......
>>9390130
<3
>Devours it and goes back to fag around.
>>9390092
N-No, that's not true.. I-
>He's quickly cut off by the burning hot sensation of your huge cock rhythmically pounding against the prostate, followed by a series of loud and high pitched moans
Yes, y-yes you're right! I wanted to take your cock from the moment I saw you, Anon!~
>He releases you from his grasp and leans back, continuing to ride you, to give you a perfect view of his smooth boyish curves and his springing cock
>>9390067
(( I can't say I ever have. I often get into an ara-ara esque power bottom mood, but I almost exclusively am on the receiving end. Perhaps you could enlighten me on the other side, though? It'd be fun! ))
>>9390000
I'll have to keep that in mind... thanks, Anon!
>>9390162
Cool! Mind if I come with? That sounds like a fuckin' rad ass time and I'm itching to dance.
>>9390130
S-shit!
>Sneaky snek noises
>>9390013
WHY THE FUCK IS SPONGEBOB DABBING
>>9390157
I actually did go shopping the other day, but I'm hopeless in the kitchen
>>9390130
>People seeing Link as a sissy now
And to think I'm a dom......
Goodnight. Take care.
>>9390185
>Power bottom
Well now I need a session
>>9390186
The more the merrier. Let's go have ourselves a fun time!
>Sponty, Hotaru, and fronk are in a thread and there is no typefucking from any of them
Wow tonight is slow as fuck.
>>9390199
I can cook! Tell me what you bought dude and I can help you make a tasty meal! Gonna be so good, we'll gram it and break a record on my profile. Totes rad.
>Rhymes into thread
>>9390185
I wouldn't mind giving the angle subby suck while he acts all dommy to me.
>>9390246
Forgot your pic, Zecora
>>9390232
Nice! Where are we headed? I know a few good places, but I'd like to see what you pick. Who knows, maybe you got good taste after all and I can designate you as my shopping assistant.
>>9390167
I'm sorry, anon. My schedule is quite awful, too.
>>9390179
I'm a degenerate, I know.
>>9390180
Have fun with The Elder Fantasy Empire: Total Skyrim, or whatever it is.
>>9390191
Is that a snake, I hear?
>>9390205
I-It's the dancer outfit, I swear!
... Sorry, I'm on a roll of disappointment tonight, aren't I?
Oh well, sleep well then.
>>9390303
It's fine, I believe I got into it this late previously but I'm probably about to pass out. Just, that egg picture always reminds me of oviposition and I want to try it.
>>9390303
N-no?
>>9390303
MUST YOU ALWAYS TELL THE THREAD WHAT I'M PLAYING ON STEAM
...
Thanks
>>9390273
>>9390230
(( Ahh I'd love to play with you two some time!! I'm excited, you Anons are so adorable. ;w; ))
>>9390372
It's your fault for being so lewd
>>9390185
Well you're about to get more than my cock, Pit.
>the anon continues to pound away at Pit's ass, harder and faster than before, with another hard open-palm smack to Pit's ass. He's getting close and he knows it. And the sight of Pit's boyish form is making it happen all the faster.
You're going to get my cum.
>>9390326
Oh my. Well, I suppose Shoggdy would be a plausible candidate for something like that.
>>9390346
I'm fairly sure I heard a snake!
>>9390357
You're welcome.
>>9390418
>Nonon peeks her head out.
>>9390447
Ah-ha, I knew I heard something!
>Sponty waves the peeking snake over.
Why don't you come over here for a minute, hmm?
Laaaaame. zzzzzzzz. Ah well, I'll try again later today. Good night.
>>9390393
>Another jolt of adrenaline rushes through the angel's body, his ass now making a distinct clapping noise every time it's slammed against your lap. He leans forward one more time and hugs you tight, burying his face into your neck, allowing him to whisper into your ear between heavy breaths
f-fuck.. give me your cum, anon.. i want your cum so badly~..!
>You feel his fingers begin to claw into your back - not nearly enough to cause any pain, but certainly enough to give you an idea of just how excited you've made him.
>>9390386
No, it's _your_ fault for being so precious and that's final! Lalala, I can't hear you!
>>9390513
>>9390513
Nighto. Was interested but saw you already had a bite.
>>9390513
I think I know who this is, I already had a chance with Shiki in a changing room so I let other anons go,
>>9390525
Look everyone it's my son, my intelligent little boy. He's so smart and kind, he gets nothing but straight A's, and he's the future president. How are you son? I bet you're wonderful aren't you my smart little boy,
>>9390488
>Nonon walks up, just as adorable as ever.
What's up, Bunny?
>>9390513
Oh darn.
>>9390556
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS GUY
EVERY FUCKING TIME THE GOOSE IS HERE
>>9390569
Jesus, calm down. The guy's just looking out for his kid.
>>9390344
>>9390580
NO, THIS NIGGA ALWAYS POSTS ABOUT THE GOOSE BEING HIS INTELLIGENT SON. WHAT IS THE MEANING BEHIND THIS, AND IT'S EVERY FUCKING TIME THE GOOSE IS POSTED
>>9390560
What, can't I just say hello to a friend?
>Once the short stuff is within arms reach, Sponty swoops her off her feet and buries her into herself, smothering her in her generous curves.
It's good to see you again, Nonon!
>>9390582
>>9390582
>>9390601
KEK
>>9390520
H-ha...you really are...such a slut.
>the anon slams away with complete abandon, pounding hard into Pit's ass. He releases his attention from Pit's nipples to kiss him full on the mouth as pleasure overtakes him. And it's finally enough. With a final hard slam into Pit's tight hole, he cums hard, emptying his balls deep inside pit, rope after rope of hot cum coating his walls
>>9390601
fucking lost hard for some reason
>>9390599
Man, do I want to lay my head down on those pillows.
>>9390695
Sauce
>>9390599
I mean, it's a bit-EEP!
>Nonon makes an adorable gasp as Sponty scoops her up like she weighs nothing, and chokes her in curvy bunny goodness. Pulling away to catch her breath, Nonon smiles just a bit.
It's good to see y-you too, Sponty!
Clinks?
>>9390636
>Pit kisses you back, pushing his tongue inside and wildly flicking it against your own
mmf~..!!
>As you slam into his tight ass one last time, your balls slapping his soft cheeks in recoil, he shakes his hips side to side rapidly. Your cock grinds against with his walls and your tip pokes and pushes against random spots.
>He moans loudly into your mouth as he fills his hole being filled up with the hot cum he so desperately wanted, and reaches his limit as well, shooting cum all over himself
>After waiting a few seconds for the stream of cum to slow to a dribble, Pit slowly sits up to remove your cock from his hole, followed by a loud pop as well as a few drops of your own cum.
T-That was incredible, Anon... thank you so much...~
>>9390721
Clinks, goes my bones!
>>9390726
If you're still around you want to do the dommy pit blowjob thing?
It can be just a quick little session.
>>9390726
>the anon gives Pit another kiss before kissing each nipple one more time
Just keep me in mind next time someone says something about kissing your nipples. Because it's probably me again.
(Thanks for the session. Sorry I got a little weak at the end)
>>9390646
There's certainly no shortage of room to lay your head on, that's for sure.
>>9390717
Hehe~
>Sponty can't help but let out a small giggle as the spunky majorette squeaks against her from the sudden hug.
So, tell me, how have you been? Adorable as always, I see~
>>9390769
>Those hips
>Those thighs
>That belly
I may need to reconsider my options for a minute...
>>9390762
(( It was my pleasure Anon!! You did wonderfully, thank you for filling me up! Hehe~ ))
>>9390758
(( Sure! By "dommy pit" do you mean I'll be giving or receiving? And it will have to be quick I'm afraid, since I'm starting to get a bit sleepy! ))
>>9390833
I'll be giving the Bj to you.
I just like the idea of charactures that are cute and innocent looking, going full dom
>>9390786
Oh? And why not all of them, anon?
There's plenty to snuggle with, in bed.
>>9390862
(( Okay, let's do it! Can you get us started though? Again, gettin' sleepy - I wanna preserve my creativity for the juicy parts! ))
>>9390769
Same to you!
>Nonon says, still trying to wriggle out of the bunny's grasp.
>Not because it's not comfortable, but because she's exhausted, and wants to sleep!
I was just bout to head to sleep. Been a long day. Think I might have fucked a horse's dick with my dick.
>>9390968
>Throbs a little in agreement
>>9390914
(I can try and write a starter, I really hope you don't mind if we get right into it.)
>The boy was stuck in a room, he had no idea how he got here or why he was even here in the first place. He had a headache, and his vision was slightly off. He wasn't hurt, no marks or scratches on his body, almost like he was brought into this room with care.
>The one weird thing about this though, the boy was naked, no clothing, not even any underwear.
>>9390968
Oh my! Sounds like I've missed out on quite a show, then.
>She eases up on her grasp ever-so slightly, mostly to free one of her hands and use it to pet Nonon's head, ruffling her hair slightly.
Well, why don't I take you to bed myself, in that case? Sleep is always nicer in good company, right~?
>>9390993
(( Of course not~ ))
Rise and shine, sleepy head!
>The angel approaches you cautiously, not wanting to startle you
You'll be safe in here. There are some nasty monsters out there that had their sights set on attacking you! Luckily, I was there to thwart them and bring you to safety.
>He eyes you up and down before smiling warmly
However, before I head back out, perhaps you could do something to give me an energy boost? I did save your life, after all~
>You notice the boy's dick already beginning to swell and throb
>>9391042
O-oooh, like a blowjob?
Or do you want something simple like a handjob.
>The anon puts his hand around the boys cock and starts to lightly stroke it. making sure to rub over the angles cock head every time he moved up the shaft.
Well I am pretty good at giving a handy, or a blowjob if you really want one.
>He brings his other hand down and gropes the boys balls.
>>9391080
Mmf.. w-wow..
>Pit starts to thrust into your grip, subtly moving closer to you - and by proxy your face
Why don't you open that mouth of yours for me, cutie?
DEAD
What's /ERP/ listening to?
Which of you super cute frickers wants to be kissed by a cute boy?
>>9391122
My rustling jimmies, probably.
>>9391126
me!
>>9389649
>>9391008
Sponty, I hope you're still around to read this. I am so sorry. I've called you out of lurking, and when you searched for me I wasn't there. Honestly I didn't expect YOU to come looking for ME. I was drafted into a 12 hour shift at work and just got off. Right now I'm dead on my feet and won't make it much longer tonight. I'm slated to do the same shift tomorrow as well. My last day of work this week is Friday night. I don't know what your schedule is, but starting Friday night/ Saturday morning I'll see if I can summon you again. I hope we'll meet then or some time this weekend because I'm looking forward to my date with Melusine. ~With love, your accidental summoner
(And I hope this doesn't seem too creepy)
>>9391122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gsvE4Dy28o
>>9391122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWzUyNEbxPs
>>9391135
>ywn make an adorable anon come home from a long day of work only to apologize to you for being away
Why even live?
>>9391122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIGnRnRTSVw
>>9391126
>>9391122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT6LFOIofRE
>>9391008
>Nonon is already snoozing in Sponty's grip.
>She looks comfortable.
>>9391122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw2fh8qfDiA
>>9391097
O-ok
>The anon opens his mouth, letting the tip rest on his tongue
G-go ahead, Its the least I can do for the person who saved my life
>He gave the angles tip a quick lick before looking him right in the eyes and setting the tip on his tongue again.
where da cards at
>>9391153
I think you'd be worth coming home to, cutie
I hope someone can check my oil with their dipstick.
Where all da furries at
>>9391135
Awww, you really don't have a single thing to apologize for, my dear accidental summoner. Those kind of things just happen.
If your last day of work is Friday night, then it probably wouldn't be wise to do it on the very same day. But from Saturday and onward it should be just fine. I'd be glad to have our date then.
In the meantime, I hope you'll get plenty of rest. And don't you worry about being creepy or any of that nonsense. I find it more endearing than anything, actually.
Take care~
>>9391200
We have cars now?
>>9391200
You need lubrication, honey.
>>9391184
... That was quick.
>And so Sponty takes the majorette to bed, settling down for the night with a simple kiss on her forehead.
Sweet dreams~
>>9391186
>The angel boy grips his cock and slaps it playfully against your tongue
Ah~, you look so cute down there
>He then moves his hips forwards, sliding his dick into your mouth until it's prodding at the back of your throat
Mmm, I love how eager you are... keep it up and I'll have to reward you~
>>9391192
T-Thank you, Anon!! I want nothing more than to make you feel nice after a long day.
>>9391207
(Thank you, Sponty. You really are the best. Goodnight)
>Kisses
good day
>>9391246
I will rape Sensei!
>>9391207
>>9391243
>Sponty will never find you cute and wanna wait play with you like that to the point she ignores 6 other replies
End my existence familam.
>>9391223
>>9391225
How about someone stick a metal rod into my flux capacitor?
>>9391246
Sensei!
Thank you for cuddling with me a couple of days ago. It really did help me get back to sleep. I wish there was some way I could repay you.
>Wraps Sensei in his arms giving her a big hug
>>9391254
Help me ERP
http://www.strawpoll.me/12989933
>>9391273
Post a busty one.
>>9391281
I'm glad anon.
You already repaid me by telling me you feel satisfied.
>>9391257
The stars will align for you one day, anon
>>9391243
No, you are.
>Returns kiss
Sleep well!
>>9391257
Hey now, I didn't ignore anyone. I simply didn't want to get ahead of myself by starting too many things at once.
... I'm also not terribly fan of "Hi can we fuck ok go >pitches tent in pants"
But I've still been here and available all this time.
>>9391238
Mmmmh.
>The angles surprisingly large cock was shoved into his mouth. The anon just did as he was told and sucked on it. He could feel it hitting the back of his throat, causing him to moan into the angles dick. He did want to say something but he was enjoying the feeling too much and didn't want to disappoint his master.
>>9391309
This makes me want a minivan...
>>9391309
I'd wanna set the airbags off on purpose if they looked like that, good shit man. Shame these must have like no art.
>>9391306
What sort of approaches do you love the most, anyway. I am curious now.
>>9391334
It's ok. I think they nailed this one.
>>9391323
No problem
But you do realize Sponty's right there and not in the middle of a session. All you have to do is ask if she has the time...
>>9391343
>Looking for the easy in
>>9391315
Ah, you're lovely~..
>He moans and watches you, already starting to spurt out precum onto your tongue. His hands rest on your head, caressing you gently and moving your hair out of your face to give him a better view.
I'm getting close.. w-where do you want it?..
>>9391306
>Remembers when he was new to the thread and that's the exact way he approached Sponty.
Hopefully redeemed myself at least a little bit with the Purgy sessions.
And I'll stop with best girl.
>>9391383
>Hey how do you prefer to be approached, ava, so it can be more fun for you
>"Easy ining fucker, how dare you!"
Okay.
>>9391368
It's late as shit so I can't and enough blog shit.
>>9391386
G-go ahead and cover my face, I've always wondered what angel jizz felt like.
>He opened his mouth as he watched the boy stroke his precum dripping cock over his face, getting ready to blow his fat load all over him.
>>9391323
I'd be more than happy to do something with you sometime, anon.
>>9391343
I love a good buildup. It doesn't have to be all that amazing, but even smut flicks have a "storyline" so to speak, you know? It can be just a minimal intro sequence, or something a little heftier, I like it all the same.
Scenery for example is something I feel is often overlooked. Where are they? A room? The kitchen? By the pool? In a park? That's the kind of thing that helps build a scene and, in my own personal experience, makes it easier to come up with replies.
>>9391391
Oh, how things change, huh?
I think it's safe to say that you did.
>>9391404
>Trying to get the leg up on the competition by making yourself more appealing
>The very definition of easy in
>>9391444
How sad, trips wasted on someone so terrified of someone trying to make things more interesting for their partner.
>>9391444
>Implying by asking this I'm trying to do something literally anyone else can't do.
I know people like you were dense, but jesus.
>>9391452
Here's your (You)
>>9391459
A little upset?
>>9391408
N-Not yet, I'm not done having fun with you yet~
>Pit suddenly grips onto your hair tightly on both sides and holds your head steady before starting to thrust and pump his cock in and out of your mouth.
Ah, that feels so good~..
>He continuously speeds up, moaning loudly, before pulling his cock out at the last second to jerk it and spray his hot sweet seed all across your adorable face, painting it white
Mmm, wow.. that was incredible.. thank you for your service, dear~
>>9391467
Not really
Funny how anon's get stirred up by something so trivial as typefucking
>>9391476
Nice tits.
>>9391476
Is this haruhi?
>>9391427
I've never been opposed to describing more than necessary when it comes to stuff, but I usually run into the problem of taking too long, sometimes. Guess it depends on the type of person you're doing the thing with.
>>9391485
I think you're responding to the wrong person. I'm not the one losing my shit over "easy-ins"
>>9391476
Stop reminding me yet again that we don't really have a Haruhi ava.
>>9391476
What would it take to have her dominate and sit on my lap to rouse me to full mast before ramming me inside of her in some shape or form.
>>9391485
>>9391467
Knock it off you dorks. You're both adorable, okay?
>>9391476
>The greatest
Bitch you aren't Ali. Sit the fuck down.
>Makes autistic flushing noises
W-Well Anon, now what?
>>9391532
Now, you grab the sides of your tits, and use them to cradle and squeeze my cock as hard as you can. Pretty easy, right?
>>9391528
What does that sound like? What separates an autistic flushing noise from a normal one?
>>9391473
Usually around night time or early morning, yup.
You too, now!
>>9391494
It might usually be a little tricky, that's true. I was told once or twice either to pick up the pace or that they were hoping for a little more setup. But when your partner and you manage to sync up and everything clicks, it's the greatest feeling.
>>9391532
Who's this Qt?
>>9391516
Pit in with the cute save
>Kisses the angel on his forehead
We'll have to see if we can wreck each other someday soon~
wakeup
>>9391558
>Syncing up is the greatest feel
It's true. Which is why I try and ask questions. I feel like if ava were more honest and upfront with what they wanted instead of following popular demand all the time they'd have more fun.
Course some people love servicing the crowd which is fine too. It's just hard to tell what people want at a glance.
>>9391591
But I'm about to go-to bed
>>9391590
>Leaps into your arms and nuzzles
W-Wreck? As long as you promise _you're_ the one wrecking _me_, I think it's a date! Hehe~
>>9391593
>tfw you find an anon that shares your fetishes
The best feeling.
>>9391624
Well don't!
>>9391593
I don't blame them. I myself sometimes feel a little bad when I have to turn down requests because it's just not my thing.
I suppose it's good that I'm not too hard to please and I'm pretty open to a lot of kinks.
>>9391628
What if we share a double end dildo while our cocks frot together?
>>9391557
A normal one would be, well, normal. A autistic flush would sound like a toilet attempting to flush down bricks or something. Think of someone choking on mud and combine that with the sound of a flush.
>>9391635
It's a trait that would help a lot of people have more fun here, I think. I've noticed a few people treat this way too close to a job, or responsibility. And I just don't know how someone can have fun if they do that.
>>9391484
A-ah.
>The thick white strands of cum cover the anons face. the feeling of sticky jizz coating his face felt amazing, and he loved every second of it.
A-ahhh, that felt great pit. thank you for that, and thank you for saving me.
(that was a great lil quicky!)
>>9391650
(( I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did! <3 ))
>>9391640
(( That sounds lovely, Anon!! Please feel free to hit me up whenever you see me, but for now I must be going to bed unfortunately. ))
>>9391647
It comes with taking up the ava, I'd say. Once you become a regular, you start to build a reputation, and therefore people's expectations.
Pleasing people as much as possible is the price to pay to be welcomed when you arrive, humored while you're there, and kissed good night when you leave.
... Of course, I myself am guilty of this as well, obviously.
>>9391666
(I'll be sure to keep an eye out for you)
Goodnight sweet Pit~
>>9391682
That leaves sort of a sour taste in my mouth to know, but it's not like I can't understand it, or figure out why it happens.
I just enjoy myself more if I'm helping make something other than myself enjoys.
>>9391708
I guess I could have worded that better. It came a little grittier than intended.
And I know what you mean. I actually don't mind if someone asks me to end a session early because they've already... Finished. I find it sort of flattering, in a way.
>>9391750
Maybe so. I didn't mean it as if you enlightened me to that fact though, I sorta already knew. It's just not fun to hear it I guess.
Oh, for that, it seems like everyone's all over the place. Some love to hear it, and it makes things better, others find it creepy to talk about, and some like you, are kinda neutral or mild about it.
I usually don't mention it, to be safe unless they prompt me, and just express my enjoyment in a vagueish manner.
>>9391764
Well, it mostly comes down to the way it's presented, I'd say. Personally, as long as it's done tastefully, I don't have a problem with it.
Though, I do always love feedback at the end of a scene, whether it be constructive or otherwise.
>>9391801
When you say tasteful...I'm not really sure how many ways you can say 'you helped me blow a huge load with all of that, thank you so much', but I suppose I get what you mean. Maybe less details and more relief.
Anyway, I rarely offer feedback beyond my own enjoyment or not, since I hardly consider myself a great writer, so if they did well, then I enjoyed myself. I dont like nitpicking, either, I feel like that takes something away from the fun of it. Which is why some are unsatisfied with 'you did great' as the answer at the end.
I know some people want critique, but I'm not gonna make up something just to have something to complain about when I genuinely just enjoyed the whole thing.
>>9391837
Something like that, yes. Like I said, just the way it's worded can make the difference between creepy and flattering.
True, if you have nothing to complain about, then you can't exactly just make something up. It's not any sort of big deal anyway, and I'm already satisfied with a simple "That was great" or something of the sort. But I love hearing about what particular aspects people might have liked or not, if only so I know to try again some time, or at least build on from, you know?
>>9391889
Just the person I was looking.
I've had a super shitty day and could use some company.
I'll take whoever. Top preference is Nellko, followed by Sponty, and last but not least Shoggdy.
>>9391944
Oh, hello there anon.
Is that so, now? Well, had it been a few hours earlier, I'd have been glad to relieve you of your daily stress. Although, at this hour, I'm not sure how much longer I'll be around for.
Would you be alright with something a little more casual and cuddly?
>>9391576
Maya Kumashiro from Occult Academy
Little known waifu that was a golden goose of mine when I was still using F-List for waifu RP.
The series isn't very good but it's worth watching to look at her.
>>9392059
Actually that would be perfect. Mind tell me your day.
I just got back from the gym. To which I'm proud of myself for going. I was originally drink to where I felt numb inside.
But what I did instead was more productive.
>>9392158
My day? Oh, nothing special really. Just did some yard work, then made a call or two to get the patio and window frames a fresh coat of varnish.
Oh really? That's good. It's self-evident which is the healthier choice of the two. I'm proud of you, anon.
So, what exactly did you have in mind, regarding Nellko?
There's no such thing as a "good morning" if you ask me.
>>9392248
What if it's one where you wake up and someone is pleasuring your genitals?
>>9392248
Exactly, that's why I sleep through it, and wake up in the afternoon.
>>9392207
Meh, I guess cuddle up next to me, she places her head on my arm while she throws her leg over both of mine and she just tell me stuff.
I'm kinda a simple person.
How's the yard work turning out? I'd help if I could.
>>9392207
She likes bugs? Cute!
Shut up, it's a workout.
>>9392284
That's not quite what I meant, but it'll do.
And it's going well, although there's a lot to be done after the winter we've had.
>The front door to anon's apartment swung open, revealing a certain kitty standing there with an aggravated look.
Uuughhh... Today sucked! I hope there's no todays until tomorrow, at least.
>She took off her spec ops goggles and tossed them on the table in the middle of his living room, before walking over to him as he sat on the couch.
I'm crashing over at your place tonight, anon. I need out of the HQ for a few.
>Without even waiting for his response, she lazily plopped herself down onto the sofa next to himself, letting out a long, exasperated sigh.
>>9392292
Ah, well it's more-so a pun on the artist's name: Slugbox. But yes, she is totally cute.
>>9392292
How's kibbles and the quite purple one doing?
>>9392342
I actually know that artist and now my own stupidity hits me like a freight-train. Hope you're doing well Sponty!
>>9392360
Not so good. I should not even be up as I still feel sicky, but for the second time in less then a few hours I was attacked by a spider! Okay attacked is a strong way to put it but I woke up to get a drink of water and I felt something fuzzy brush against my foot. It was a spider and I ran out of my room screaming! I had my roommate kill it and turns out if was one of those black widows. First a Brown Recluse and now that. I hope I can get some sleep soon so I can play tonight without feeling worse.
>>9392342
>he sat there, wide eyed as he had a mouth full of noodles dangling from his mouth.
Um... sure....
>he said with his mouth full. He quickly swallowed and passed her some chow mein
Here, you hungry? What's mine is yours. Just make yourself at home Nellko.
>he said as eyed at the delicious beef bowl sitting in the table.
I'm drinking a Smurf-o-Tonic. Want some?
>>9392378
Wow you don't mess with those. Unless you want to get seriously ill or have your flesh melt. If you want, you can crash in my room. I'm just listening to ambient music and thinking about life and stuff.
>he said as he walked by her to grab a glass of milk
Want some?
>he asked gently
>>9392409
>She smiles broadly while leaning over to hug his back as she lets loose a loud, impolite yawn.
Mmmnnn, I'm too sleepy to take a drink then I'll be all restless but I thank you though Anonymous. What I will do, if he does not mind, is gladly use you as a comfy hug pillow.
>>9392378
Don't you worry about it, it was a clever pun.
And I'm doing just dandy, thank you for asking! Yourself?
>>9392385
Heck yeah, I'm starving. Thanks!
>She laid back into the couch and took said chow mein. True to its namesake, she chowed down on it, before nodding with her mouth full in turn in response to his drink offering.
Mhm, shore!
>>9392464
Ya I bought some blue Curacao. So with some left over gin, j just threw it together to make a Gin and tonic but with... blue...
>he said as she swiped it out of his hand
Damn... you're really packing it away...
If you want... you can eat my need bowl... looks like you need it more than I do.
So... What happened today? Got another prank booty call?
>>9392461
I mean... it's literally just milk.
>he said in a friendly and laughing matter
If anything, it helps you sleep better.
And ya, of course I don't mind. I might use you for a free beer but make yourself comfortable until then.
Sound good?
I want to fuck LD
can Paul stop 'playing' them already
Im nervous I wont play a character correctly If I try them.
>>9392531
Which one?
>>9392535
there are honestly plenty, but if I tried playing them one way it might be dishonest to their canon personality
>>9392464
Besides those pesky spiders and my eyelids growing heavy, happy as can be. Looking forward to a new day and in hopes I can set time aside to roleplay later this evening.
>>9392515
>The weary, but bubbly mouse girl concedes and takes the glass he offered and takes a few sips before setting it down.
It can but for me nothing beats the warmth and safety of another next to you. As for money I'm all but broke though I'm sure later you'll be able to get your money's worth be it beer or other services.
>She winks at the end of her statement, knowing he likely couldn't see it with her latched so firmly around him and her cheek nuzzling the back of his neck.
>>9392531
No one cares if you do or not.
Just play the character.
Only person that WOULD care is the zecora rhyming fag, and yous should ignore him anyway.
>>9392531
Just do it.
>>9392541
I say give it a shot anon. Use your anonymity to its fullest and play them. Worse case you can bring them back later and play it closer to how they may have wanted, but in the end you will have fun. You start somewhere and branch out. Never leave yourself asking, "What if?".
>>9392541
As long as they're a bit similar, and at least have a semblance of their personality, then you should be fine.
>>9392552
You are right anon, now to just find the actual time to rp, the avatars here seem to be here every day and im not sure if i'd be able to manage that.
>tfw still pure
Haha, you'll never take my virginity, /erp/!
>>9392567
>steals hat
>>9392567
Gtfo peridorito
>>9392560
There's a bunch who show up only when they can, it's really no big deal.
>>9392576
H-Hey, no, give it back!
I need that!
>>9392584
MINE NOW
>>9392582
>Inb4 they spot you due of your writing,
>>9392584
>Honks tiddy
>>9392597
Nooooooo!
Give it baaaaaack!
>>9392604
>Tejina's tiddies honk like a bike horn.
H-Hey, don't do that! No honking!
>>9392622
Oh shit they can honk?
>Anon tries to honk out a tune with her breasts
>>9392515
>She shrugged, sort of only half listening. As far as she was concerned, as long as it had alcohol, tasted fruity and was colorful, she was on board with it.
>She wiped her mouth with the back of her hand and nodded again.
Told ya I was starving!
>She then craned her neck as she brought the cup to her lips, sipping down the remaining mixture of broth, noodles, and meat. Once done, she plunked the now empty cup down onto the table, and let out a long:
Aaaah~! Now that hit the spot.
>She then looked over at him and shook her head as she reached for said bowl of beef.
Nah, nothing like that. Just... Well, we had to raid a convoy that carried some pretty serious stuff. Milkors, M202's, that sorta thing. But it was just a decoy. When we got there, the train was full of dildos with a note reading: "You guys are better at handling these anyway."
>She'd pause, letting out a groan before shaking her head and attacking the beef.
I mean, sure we're still gonna use them, but... That's not what we came for, y'know?
>>9392542
Sounds like you should go rest up those eyelids of yours then!
>>9392628
STOP!! You don't know what you're doing!
>Tejina warns Anon, but it's no use! He attempts to play some tune with her breasts, but any combination of squeezes, honks, tugs and pulls results in the same song. It's all in obnoxious bike horns, too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUamHEvVQy0&ab_channel=AlexSmall-Butera
>>9392600
Cute
>>9392652
Ha! I love this song! Does your ass make noises too?
(I was thinking of that exact song. R.I.P. in peace moot)
>>9392663
I DONT WANT TO BE CUTE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>9392666
Well Satan, just make sure to move at your own pace. Have fun with whatever you do!
>>9392680
Whaddya wanna be then?
>>9392669
D-Don't ask questions you don't want answered, anon!
C-Cease and desist!
Reminder that Hestia is Old Nep and we need to chase them off again.
>>9392691
That's... A good question.
I want to be a good ERPer. Respectable for playing multiple personalities aka various characters and have good writing ability.
>>9392640
One last good night reply and then I drift to sleepy-town and I hope my dreams are filled with not so icky bugs.
Reminder that Hestia is Old Nep and we need to chase them off again.
>>9392700
You'll get there. Just remember that writing capability is not always reliant on length. You can wrote up a 10 page essay about the color grey, bit that doesn't make it easy on the eyes.
>>9392723
Okay fuck you SwiftKey
Why do we still tolerate ESL people here?
>>9392692
I can't help it, my curiousity has peaked!
>Anon reached down and grabs an asscheek.
>>9392723
I'll keep it on mind, anon-san. The problem I have is that I want to keep writing more and more and more and more. Adding tiny details here and there to make my reponse more rich. Sadly this doesn't mean that the quality increaes. Only the envoriment and my effort to ease them into the fantasy.
>>9392734
>Nothing interesting happens. All anon gets is a handful of soft, squishy butt. Boring!
Hah, hm... I-I lied, anon, n-nothing happens with my butt.
...Y-You can let go now.
>>9392750
My waifu would probably take that box off if I wasnt around
>>9392751
Shikata ga nai
ESL are not allowed.
No one wants to do NTR.
Owain is gay and his harem has finally come to an end.
>>9392728
Because they put their heart and soul into playing. And they're trying to learn English through playing.
>>9392770
Stop responding you fuck
>>9392751
Nothing wrong with peppering in details, that's how I know I'm really into the scene. Really, you just don't need to go all out for every post. As things get hotter you can have more fun writing it all
>>9392768
1/3
You tried
>>9392757
I really want to let this girl step on me and bully me
Just because I feel bad for her though. Maybe it'd give her a confidence boost
>>9392780
>Tfw Katja and that anon didn't finish the Dom session yesterday
>>9392770
ESL faggots should find a thread in their main language.
>>9392780
Eeeeh? I-I'm not a bully... H-Hey! I don't need a confidence boost, I'm a magician! I'm as confident as they get!
>>9392757
Aww, I wanted it to honk.
>Anon doesn't let go
Test
>>9392794
But you're just letting guys here molest and bully you! You need to do something back!
>>9392789
Where did the ESL touch you, anon? Who hurt you?
>0-4
ESL will be banned from /erp/
>5-9
ESL can stay
>dubs
ESL banned forever
>trips
EFL banned forever
>>9392834
https://youtu.be/veafl2Jv53E
>>9392764
S-should I end myself instead?
>>9392777
Wow nice tripis.
Yeah that's what I usually do. Sadly it doesn't matter the length because I can't post quality... It's okay.
>>9392804
>Tejina grabs anon's hand and gently pulls it off.
C-Come on, anon, there's no need to... do that, j-just... leggo.
>>9392822
W-Wha? Those anons aren't bullying me, silly anon.
T-They're just messin' around! I can handle it.
slow hours...
>ANGRY GUITAR PLAYING
>>9392869
>Drapes a blanket over sleepy sensei
>>9392869
Yes. We need to chase off the fucking ESL mongoloids and their supporters.
>>9392880
>I would steal Rarity from her husbando
>>9392867
No they're definitely bullying you! Come on..
>He looks her over. With that blushing face, constant stammer and dorky personality she's total bully bait! If only he could help her.. Even he's feeling the temptation to bully her
>>9392867
>Anon lets go
Fine, fine. But the hands stay on tiddy.
>>9392882
t-thanks anon...
>>9392884
w-what
>>9392867
You are adorable whoever you are
>Twintelle makes me kind of want to RP here again.
>>9392705
Hopefully! I'll wish you a good night of sleep, in that case.
>>9392640
Aaaand it looks like I might have taken a bit too long to respond. Either that or my anon fell asleep, or both.
Ah well, see you next time, ERP!
>>9392934
She's picking up art fast isn't she
>>9392923
it's peridot
Who lurking right now?
>>9392950
no u
>>9392947
Indeed. Considering she hasn't even been revealed for 24 hours yet. But the presentation gave more then enough material.
>>9392954
>Waves.
>>9392986
Maybe I'll start slowly building the folder now.
>>9392954
>>9393035
>Kissus the Gazer
>>9393035
>Gaze into the eye of the storm.
>>9393040
Delete.
Can I get a double quarter pounder with cheese? No onions. God help you if there's onions.
>>9393047
Shh...no delete, just kissus.
>Kissus the gazer again
>>9393046
>It gazes back.
>>9393059
>He is mesmerized by it.
>>9393050
Why do you even live I bet that your fucking mother tried to kill you by drinking and smoking when she was pregnant but all she did was make you an autistic fuktard that can't stop looking either side of him even if he tries to look forward. If you think that you are cooler then me then you are pathetic. Go kill yourself and while your in hell you can ask your father why he jumped off a cliff to get away from you. I'll give you a hint, it's because you're fucking ugly as shit. Burn in hell you sick fuck.
>>9393058
Hide all kissus posters, report kissu threads
>>9393071
You know, it's rude to stare, even if I /am/ beautiful.
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>>9393035
With a noose around your neck, knowing you'll be dead.
Evacuate to the underground, this is not place for you.
>>9393092
Nooooooooo
>Is hidden and soon banned.
>>9393078
Well, that's a new one.
>>9393092
I think you blew me once. It was really good.
>Gives headpats.
>>9393092
>Well she was really beautiful, so beautiful than no matter what He could not stop looking into her eye.
I’m sorry …
>He said blushing vehemently while trying to diver his gaze.
It’s almost like I’m under some kind of glamour.
>>9393098
I don't know what that even means.
>>9393104
Good riddance.
>>9393119
>Gets incredibly flustered, puffs
That happens sometimes. It sounds like I should have bit you.
>>9393120
It's alright, I know you humies can't help it.
>She gives a large, shark-toothed grin before blowing a raspberry back at the anon.
All you do is think with your dicks anyways.
>>9393139
Cute puffy girls are my fetish you know. Don't bite me! My dick is sensitive enough and your teeth would hurt a lot.
>>9393139
This … this …
>He really wanted to say that what she has just said was preposterous but alas He can’t. For it was true. He has just met her and He could feel desire stirring in his body. What with this creature …
brap
>>9393152
Yeah, think about that for a boner killer. Nice, razor sharp teeth scratching against your dick.
>She starts to snicker, her smile showing off those sharpened fangs.
>>9393157
Wow, so stunned by a little monster that you can't even speak? That's a new one. Say something coherent.
>She starts to float upwards, her hand reaching out and flicking the man in the middle of his forehead.
>>9393213
Didn't work. Still hard.
>He pokes her cheek, making sure to avoid her teeth.
Maybe you feel like sucking now?
>>9393213
You are really a vile creature … utterly so much troublesome truths just because you are beautiful beyond human reason.
>He said while massaging his forehead, it wasn’t even hurt by her flicking. Only his pride. But strangely his pride could not stop to gaze into her big eye. She clearly had attitude to spare, perhaps her eye looked so shining just because of that. Was Her spunkiness sparkling through it?
>>9389150
who is she, I may want to add her to my card when I can handle the ones I already have...
>>9391122
Some people don't like his content, but I'm listening to https://youtu.be/OWe7bWBQqEw
>>9393237
G-gah!
>She stomps her little foot in the middle of the air while she floats, the main eye's brow furrowing and glaring back at him.
M-maybe I am, what of it?
>>9393256
Vile? Ooo, this one has a tongue that can fight back! Neat.
>She moves in closer, that oversized main eye so close that it takes up the entirety of his vision. She flick his head again, her smile growing as she looks him over with the rest of her tentacles.
You should try being snarky after you blink though. It's like the sun, don't stare too long.
>>9393295
I could use one, if you don't mind taking your time. Some nice, relaxing slow thing. You want to?
>>9393267
When did Shantae become a furry?
>>9393295
And like the Sun you are as unforgiving as you are dazzling.
>He said to her, forcing himself to look away from her eye. It required practically all of his willpower to not look at her for even few moments. It was not normal. Male and all no matter how stunning she was, and she was stunning, He should not feel such a pull toward her.
You know, I’m wondering if I should flick you back, I do wonder if your eye is equally enticing when you are crying …
>>9393014
>50 pics in folder
Well, that bodes well for me.
>>9393302
W-what? I'm not... I only like kitsunes and other monster girls/boys. That isn't furry, right?
>>9393342
Who is this semen demon?
>>9393342
That ass is ridiculous.
>>9393342
Wait that's her as in-game??
>>9393351
Twintelle. New sexy ARMS fighter.
>>9393354
You know it. It's a master piece.
>>9393361
No joke. Those hips would never lie.
(Apologies about my slowness, I'm kinda mobile posting while at work)
>>9393299
F-fine, I'll help you out. But I make no promises about the teeth. Hmph.
>>9393335
Oh, wow, watch out there Romeo, any more poetry like that and you might trip over your own tongue.
>She started to laugh at him, he was so corny and cheesy that it couldn't possibly be how he was. When she came back about trying to make her cry, however, the laughter stopped. Her face straightened out and she glared back at him.
That is probably not in your best interests. You might lose a limb. Or all of them.
OwO
>>9393368
Damn I always keep hearing about the waifus from that gme, must be real good.
>>9393389
O3O
>>9393394
The other gals are pretty nice, but she's something else.
>>9393425
S-she cetainly is, jesus christ...
>>9393425
I never played the games, what's she like? I mean personality wise.
>>9393377
Oooh … I am smelling the controversial scent of a double standard here ….
>He said looking at her once again, but trying to blink every once in a while. Damn this cute monster. And her slender body. And that bedazzling eye of her.
So … my forehead is fair game, but touching yours come under the penalty of mutilation. I’m almost tempted to wax some poetics about roses and their thorns. But I could really end up tripping upon my own tongue and fall upon you. I don’t dare to gage on what penalty I could incur if I touch you in such a way.
WAKE UP!
>>9393425
That ass deserve respect and daily worship.
>>9393213
I bet you couldn't make me cum even if you tried.
>>9393465
No wake up. Chaika sleep.
>>9393446
Yup, quite the looker indeed...
>>9393453
Well, not much is known yet, but she a famous actress, and seems to carry all the sass you'd expect from diva like herself. We're bound to learn more soon.
>>9393467
I'll take you up on that eventually, if you're willing to deliver.
>>9393484
>pulls her in with her ponytail
Welcome to the powerful hair club! I couldn't find other members, so sorry if it's a little empty.
>>9393481
>Pounces on top of Chaika and gives her a morning kissu.
>>9393481
>Pet the sleeping Chaika
>>9393484
You just lurking or are you up for a small session?
>>9393481
why do you sleep in a coffin?
>>9393484
I'm more than willing. I'm looking forward to see you play her once you are ready.
>>9393461
No double standard when you're almost twice my size you moron. A girl's gotta watch out for herself.
>She starts to get closer, her eyes pulsating as she stares back into his, the stalked ones arcing around his back and staring at him from every angle as she sneered.
It all depends on how and when, your huge body crushing my lithe form would almost certainly come under penalty of death. That or I'd throw you so far that you'd wish you were dead.
>>9393480
Is that supposed to be a challenge? I bet a hot pocket would be enough to make your tiny dick cum.
>show her vageena to anon
YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS LALALALALA
>>9393521
It can be a challenge, if you want it to be. I don't think they make hotpockets big enough. So would you like to prove me wrong or concede?
Thanks for humoring me guys, catch you soon hopefully.
>>9393490
"...I'm sorry? I wasn't warned I'd be joining some manner of club. My apologies dear, you're cute, but..."
>>9393502
On my way out right now in fact. Tonight might be a better bet however.
>>9393506
Keep an eye out, I'll try to be around.
>>9393377
I don't know! You might want to promise about the teeth. I mean... we could just fuck too, if that's easier on you?
>>9393521
I should remember you that I’ve done nothing more than looking at you right now … while you …
>He started to stumble in his talking, there was more than a pull upon his mind, and she was too close. Too enticing. He wanted to touch her. Yet in a way he didn’t. Too much mixed signals were coming from both her and his brain.
You keep flicking and snark at me … And just because I’m a male and I’ve this urge about kissing you …
>What a moment Did he just said that aloud? No. Way. That was definitely not right …
You … you. I do find you attractive but I’m not this forward usually. Are you messing with my brain?
>>9393563
Okay, I just wanted to bond with you, and that's one of the things we have in common.
>she hugs the actress
>>9393545
>pull her pants down and rape her.
Got it
>>9393494
N-n-no morning kissu. Me sleep. Tired and hungry.
>>9393498
>Chaika continues to sleep comfortably and smiles.
>>9393504
Coffin is comfy! N-not really.
>>9393593
I'm used to corpses or zombies being in there, not cuties like you!
>>9393593
Ok. No more kissus. I'm gonna fix you something to eat since you said you were hungry.
>Heads off to kitchen and prepares Chaika a continental breakfast.
Eat up.
!
>>9393616
What's up Shantae?
>>9393593
Is Chaika available for lewds?
>>9393639
Oh, nothing much, I'm thinking of redoing my card, but noting much. Just going to remove the text, and may try and find the girl in OP's Picture
>>9393559
I'm not conceding to a liar. Get your dick out twink boy, I could use a good laugh today.
>>9393559
I didn't say I was going to use my teeth. I just said I wasn't going to promise /not/ to use them. If you're too scared I'm sure I can get you off in other ways.
>>9393578
I do what I want to do. Which means more things like this.
>She reaches out and flicks his head a few more times, even through his admission. Starting to back away from him, she laughs and takes a mocking tone.
O-oh noooo, the little scary monster girl is gonna hurt meeee. I know what to do, I'll k-kiss her, that will stop the bullying.
>She turns away from him and sticks her tongue out, turning back over her shoulder as her eyes stop glowing.
Maybe a little bit of messing with your mind. I figured it was warranted given how much you're trying to be a casanova.
>>9393676
Chiho Sasaki from The Devil Is a Part-Timer!
Very good anime. I'd recommend you watch it.
>>9393681
Now I'm intrigued~ How does the cute one eye enjoy playing with dick?
>>9393681
>He smirks as he shrugs and unfastens his pants, letting them pool around his ankles. His dick flops out, still flaccid, resting heavily against his thigh.
Just promise not to bite it off out of anger when I prove you wrong, ok?
>>9393709
>He smirks
God dammit.
I always imagined my ERP journey like Breaking Bad, where I live two different lives that contrast each other.
I've had my share of Krazy8s, Tucos, Frings...
I wonder when I'll meet my Ozymandias.
>Smirking anons
>>9393681
Did I? Have I? I’m not even sure I did.
>Maybe He should leave. Go away. That would be better. Nothing was clear with her, aside being constantly humiliated and every one of his retort either ignored or messed up. Definitely not good. No matter how cute she was.
I’ve just looked at you. And I could not stop doing that … so was really me being a Casanova or you made me look like one. For being such a pretty girl … you are truly evil. I’m nothing more than a giant target for your humiliations, am I? So what next? Are you stuffing me in a chicken costume and make me do some weird dance?
>>9393696
Like she does with everything. By being cheeky. Either top or bottom.
>>9393709
>She still laughs at him, albeit more stilted as she backs away.
No fucking way. How the fuck do you even hide that thing?
>She gets closer and puts her forearm against it. The small girl looks back up at him.
And you wanted to put this inside me somewhere? You're out of your fuck mind!
>>9393733
As their bulge grows?
>>9393739
Now I want to spank her.
>>9393739
>He gives her a patronizing pat on the head as she compares the size to her arm, holding back some laughter. The contact of her forearm causes it to bob in the air slightly.
Pants shopping can be a bitch. So are you ready to admit defeat?
Fresh bread when?
>>9393683
I'll try to when I have time! I'll add it with Full Metal Alchemist.