Hunger games thread
>>9372678
Fahr zur Hölle, du Russischer Bastard
now pick your favorite one
>>9372714
My favorite what
>>9372546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tc1qt1zlU4
>>9372577
>Dwyer suddenly stops in his tracks and turns toward the man again
...Listen, almost every day of my life now, I'm dragged out of my bed long before the sun even rises to help prepare breakfast for over 30 people... After that I usually check in with mother to see if she needs me to do anything... Then I usually try to go back to sleep, but then I'm interrupted by some hooligan and get dragged into business I want nothing to do with... And I often get scolded by father throughout the day... I may be lazy, but I'm certainly far from useless...
>>9372578(Liz)
No... I plan to enjoy my cup of tea in peace... Away from everyone else...
>>9372614(Kaito)
It's not for my training as a butler... It's for my training as a fight... My father's perhaps the 2nd most skilled combatant I know of... I want to surpass him in skill someday...
>>9372621
I didn't really think about that, but honestly, it would probably only count for the first win, though I could try doing something like giving the tribute, say, a fatal Day/Night event and a non-fatal Feast event if he or she won twice.
>>9372643
Hell, I already put a ton of work into everything around the code. I wouldn't mind a bit more if it's beneficial.
>>9372667
Which is why I try to build events around the action, not the character. I'm aware that if it's just "(Player1) talks with [insert random Japanese name]" or something equal frivolous, it's pretty much un-RPable.
>>9372638
>>9372669
>>9372677
Coolio. Guess I'll get started ASAP.
>>9372721
one
you know
one two three four five six seven eight nine
>>9372713
Кoнeц твoeй жизни, ты жaлкaя нaциcтcкaя cвoлoчь
>>9372546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX3k_QDnzHE
Someone give me a solid concrete reason to kill myself and I will livestream it*
>>9372690
>Puyo Puyo Sun is rad and Puyo Pop GBA is fun as hell. If you plan on playing Puyo I'd start off with Puyo Pop GBA as it's translated and is as basic as it gets since it's just a remake of Puyo Puyo Tsu.
>Puyo Puyo Sun is fun though, at least in my opinion. Plus the opening for PC has Satan rocking out on a ukulele. So that's a plus. But you need a controller for it if you plan on playing the PC version.
>Unless of course you enjoy using F B H for Left Down Right.
>>9372764
Your best shipping partner will never come back because of you.
>>9372752
Ihr sucht den Tod? Ich bin euer Mann! Du Kommunisten schwein!
>>9372764
Cause I love you.
>>9372764
Someone loves you.
>>9372764
No matter what you do, you will never have an effect on anything. No one ever will.
>>9372730
>Oh, I know. I wasn't expecting you to write anything like that. Still, it's just not really a reward I'd want, personally. I'd rather have some super dank looking wincard over "Previous champion Aliera Carstairs pushes a rock down a cliff and kills so-and-so." or whatever showing up in a game. That's just my two cents though, others might think it's neat to have themselves in a game.
>>9372669
I do not think I should reveal that too you. You may find the answer disrobing. Disconcerting? Disturbing?
>>9372723
I promise I would be very quiet if you were to accept me. I just feel so guilty. It is as though my heart is being weighed down by my mistake.
>>9372723
That sounds more like you're a hidden agent when you say it like that.. I mean who suspects the butler being able to fight? They usually just get blamed for murder. But if you really want to train you should ask a guy named Baki, he's hard to miss, really muscly and kind of imposing.
>>9372764
>*
>>9372764
First tell why you're suicidal
>>9372792
I'd be doing both wincards and the events.
>>9372764
Because you're the kind of pussy that would. Selfish faggot.
>>9372776
Somehow I'll get over it.
>>9372779
>>9372784
Horrible, those are reasons in the opposite direction
>>9372788
That's fine. Humanity is an abomination to begin with.
>>9372811
That's not the game we're playing.
>>9372801
Yes
>>9372788
What do you mean?
>>9372792
who are you and what's your Discord? your ava is cute and you have good opinions, I want to ship with you in DM
>>9372764
Now why would you want to go and kill yourself, just think of the poor fucker that's gonna have to clean up your mess.
>>9372825
that was the point u lil shit
>>9372777
Зaткниcь ты, жaлкoe мaлeнькoe дepьмo, ты caмaя cлaбaя cyкa, нa кoтopyю я пocмoтpeл. Teпepь cдeлaй ceбe oдoлжeниe и зacтpeли ceбe в гoлoвy фaшиcтcкyю coбaкy
>>9372823
That's some solid reverse psychology.
>>9372834
>>9372838
Dude, come on
You guys aren't playing the game right.
>>9372723
The only thing I'm hearing is yer bitching about doing two things. Prepping for meals ain't that hard. I do it every morning with Sassan and I don't even know how to cook. I don't know why yer trying to go back to bed when ya should be working until night anyway!
>he chucks the rock he picked up at Dwyer
YER BITCHING ABOUT HAVING TO DO WHAT NORMAL PEOPLE DO AND IT'S ANNOYING! How weak do ya gotta be if doing basic things gives you bags under your eyes!?
>>9372799
I think ya mean disheartening. Honestly, it can't be that bad. I've heard of rumors about a lady that goes around kidnapping men just to step on their balls until they pop. That's a lot worse than admitting ya love pain.
>>9372849
The only way to win the game is not to play.
>>9372774
ok thanks
just wondering how they compare to the newer games (fever, fever 2 and tetris because those are the ones i've played)
>>9372814
>Well, that makes things a bit better for me then, right? I still wouldn't want to write my own event or implement that mechanic in my games but maybe I'm just being a contrarian. You do you, your games are already cool af.
>>9372829
>Funny. That's a secret for now, but I'm sure someone who knows me well could make a decent guess.
>>9372849
I am studying to help out in a psych ward, so it has to be.
>>9372870
Oh well. Might as well try and have some fun before that happens
>>9372877
>They just both use the Tsu rules. Sun has a minor twist in Sun puyos that are basically garbage puyos except when you pop them they strengthen your attack.
>It's both an annoying game mechanic and a nice game mechanic at the same time.
>>9372894
That's all you can do.
Suz will never kill himself as long as he has a copy of my letter somewhere.
You guys just got farmed for (You)s.
>>9372896
Why do you talk "OOC" with greentext if you're never IC to begin with
>>9372870
Not really a solid irrefutable reason to off oneself. More of a statement and fact of life.
>>9372890
That is interesting. You're going to see many and learn many things.
>>9372874
So you quit? Haha! Victory for the home team.
>tfw didn't get a letting from Hoshi to look at whenever I feel suicidal
time to kill myself
>>9372916
roasted
>>9372908
Are you implying I didn't know? He gave me every (You) back you know.
>>9372921
>Letting
>Greenmanface.jpg
Anon, it's time.
>>9372925
So he's improved a bit from his Rinoa days, so what?
>>9372888
If someone doesn't want to have their own event, they can just tell me. I can ask them alongside the wincard if they want one or not. That seems like a good idea.
>>9372920
Can't quit what I never started.
>>9372799
>Dwyer spends a while analyzing her
...No. I wouldn't be opposed to doing it another time, however... I just really want to sleep now... Have a good night.
>Dwyer waves to the woman and heads back to his quarters
>>9372800
I don't want to ask anyone for help... It's just not a good idea and I prefer to do this alone anyhow... It's getting late, so I'm going back to my quarters...
>Dwyer gives him a lazy wave and then heads back
>>9372863
>Dwyer doesn't even flinch and catches the stone.
>He then crushes it with his bare hands, looking the man right in the eye as he does it.
...If doing that every single day doesn't tire you out, then all the more power to you...
In any case, it's time I head off to my quarters for some rest...
>Dwyer turns and then heads for bed.
>>9372920
It's only that way if you can handle the truth. I continue on because I have no reason to stop, so, like, whatever. I don't know and I don't care.
>>9372941
>ties a noose around neck
>kicks the stool from under feel
>lehangingwojak.tif
>>9372947
jerk me off for 100 cans
>>9372947
>Stealing Lenny's one and only gimmick
Smh
>>9372955
>tif
>>9372951
I suppose you do have to get up early for your duties, farewell until then and please, have a pleasant rest.
>>9372956
>You shake your head vigorously.
>No way, Jose. Once was enough. You still have bad dreams about the last time you traded sexual favors for cans.
>>9372960
24
>>9372966
Let me die without you posting mocking Japanese girls
>>9372863
Possibly. I may need to acquire a dictionary. It is not as though I just enjoy the sensation or at least that is not whole reason. Oh my, that is quite the story. It is not fantasy?
>>9372870
I disagree with your statement. If that were true, you would be no different from the stone wielding ancestors you came from.
>>9372951
So you do wish for me to join sometime. This removes some of the weight on my heart. Take care!
>>9372941
>implying Suz the fuckwit can even improve
>>9372974
1000
>>9372916
>I do arr pee though, just not very often as I usually do not want to. I'm sorry you miss out on the times I actually do RP. Even if it's mostly minimal.
>Also it's mainly so I don't get bitched at. Just goes to show I'll get bitched at regardless but hey, you can't please anyone.
>steals your waifu
>>9372975
I'm trying to help you along, anon.
>Cactus T-shirt
>RP Master Cera reference
>>9372981
Maybe at a work's pace, but it's still better than a dead worm.
>>9372993
Let's fuck and then I'll forgive you
>>9373007
>work's
My turn to die.
>>9372989
>What happens next, is up to the reader to visualize.
>You hope the omnipresent voice in your head is proud of you for this.
>>9372978
I don't see many differences except people around me are fat now and more often are not leaving their homes because they're just tired of doing things.
>>9373000
But i don't have one of those
>>9373000
>puts you in my blender
>>9373007
>work's pace
SOFT
>>9372951
>he picks up another rock and throws it at him
Goddamn jackass! If yer strong enough to crush a rock, then ya should be strong enough to not get tired of doing simple things!
>he picks up yet another one and throws it at him as well
I HOPE YA DIE FROM TOO MUCH REST!
>>9372978
It ain't fantasy at all. She's a ghoul called "Nutcracker", and yer looking at the man in charge of killing her!
>he pauses, realizing he hasn't done anything regarding finding said woman or finding any lingering ghouls
It ain't easy tracking down one person ya know. It takes a lot of planning time and manpower.
>>9373007
Teach me how to improve hoshi-sama. I must attain thread likeability from people I hate to tend my fragile dwindling notion of self-esteem
>>9373020
Maybe at the pace you work, chubbo.
>>9373019
>You don't really want that, do you? I mean I'm not gonna deliver anyways but still.
>>9373052
WET
>>9373051
>I'm not gonna deliver anyways
based
>>9373059
dingus
>>9372951
Why do you abuse the fuck out of ellipses with this guy
>>9373059
>steals your vision
>>9373059
Is that a John John's Extravagant Journey reference?
>>9373051
>Grabs ankles and does a spin in midair before slamming her face into the floor
>>9373069
he's thingken of words
>>9373022
Seeing as we both didn't experience that time for ourselves, we could be assuming wrong. Hmm, I wouldn't know what that is like. I take the chance to leave anytime I can get.
>>9373042
And being here would help you find her somehow? I do believe you need to focus. Men are losing the opportunity to not have children every second because of her. Ummm, remind me. What is this ghoul again?
>>9373069
...
>"Mississippi queen" is heard from a distance
>>9373086
Naruto no
>>9373059
>>9373061
>Been a while since anyone called me that one.
>>9373086
>Is slammed by the anon straight into the fucking ground face first before going her body goes limp due to unconsciousness.
>9373106
>ignores
COCK
>>9373051
>>9373114
>rapes that puyo
>>9373118
DONT MIND IF I DO
>KK
>>9373114
>rapes
>>9373059
shh
>>9373143
SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9373098
Nah. Being here was supposed to be a way for me to make money doing odd jobs, but apparently it ain't that easy. I couldn't even bring yer emo boyfriend to ya way back when.
Ghouls are...hell, I dunno how to explain it to someone that hasn't seen 'em before. Think of 'em as normal people like you and me, except they hunger for flesh and have glaucoma in both of their eyes. Does that make sense? It's hard to catch 'em because it could be anyone here. We wouldn't know until they showed themselves.
EVERYBODY
>>9373161
JUMP AROUND
>>9373124
>No reaction as she was just slammed into the fucking ground.
>>9373131
>Dude what the hell.
>>9373140
>Anon no this isn't me fucking you this is rape.
>>9373171
>hugs and leaves
Post best anime
>>9373171
>>9373176
>tfw find lizard lewds and have to leave now at the same time
suffering... bye
>>9373171
OH why didn't you say so
>slaps awake and erps
>>9373187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaPxSsK6ZQA
>>9373187
https://youtu.be/Fn5O_q0RBiU
>>9373187
>>9373187
>>9373114
you'd be more based if you didn't reply to them at all but this is good enough
>>9373195
>hugs
>grabs ass
>leaves before anyone can call me gay
>>9373187
Boku no Pico
Yuru Yuri
Yuri on Ice
Love Live
>>9373214
y-yaoi?
>>9373217
Love Live is good you fucking mong.
>>9373217
>>9373187
>berserk 1997
>>9373233
Nigga what
>>9373187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPbtlFVV3X0
>>9373232
>Love Live is good
Idolshit can never good, son.
>>9373203
Grimes?
>>9373233
SHUT IT DOWN
>>9373160
At least you are being honest about selfishly abandoning your responsibilities. That is quite the scary and intriguing thought you just gave me. I was hoping to meet one but it sounds as though when I do, it will be too late. Do you believe anyone here might be one of those?
>>9373198
>Shoryukens the anon instead of erping
>>9373212
>I'll only not reply back if it's something that doesn't need to be said (Like something simple like "agreed") or it's a conversation over kind of thing.
>Who am I to ruin some harmless fun?
>>9373233
>Holy fug I was just caught in the act.
>>9373232
>Snow Halation was the only good thing about it
But in all seriousness
https://youtu.be/oO2SIfFr844
A bunch of Aikawa's vs Real Girls
>>9373187
Arthur
>>9373268
>uses Kaio-ken x20 Kamehameha
>>9373203
I enjoyed this show way more then I should have back when it was on tv
>>9373256
Not that I know of. Best thing to do is ask around. Anyone that's craving flesh will likely strike sooner or later. They can't be fulfilled by any other kind of food. Ya wouldn't happen to be interested in human flesh, would ya Eliz-san?
>Ginshi chuckles, expecting some panicked reply from her
Someone host NAAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW
Posting more cute
https://youtu.be/a1dO3-qlT-Y
>>9373309
>Game Overs from the overabundance of garbage puyo on her side of the field.
>>9373357
Already did the deed. It's time for someone else to step up.
>>9373329
>Elizabeth seriously considers his last question, putting a finger to her lip.
Hmm, I would say no. I feel if I indulge in that, I would lose all rights to be considered a human even though I am not. I also read that it just likes pork which I definitely had before. No point in trying human flesh.
>>9373392
>lights cigarette
>puffpuffpuff
>throws it
Night HG.
>>9373416
>the cigarette hits the wall, as the wall suspiciously wobbles, for some reason
>>9373359
>tickles armpits
>>9373419
>Tucks the anon into bed
>>9373419
>kissus
Good bed.
>>9373419
Nighto.
>>9373427
>The Inkling starts to paint the wall a bright blue colour
>>9373427
Nice shoes
>grabs your butt
>>9373392
It's rude to cut me off like that.
>>9373409
That...really?
>Ginshi bites his own arm and after a few seconds of prepping he takes a chunk of his arm off and eats it. Tears start rolling down his cheeks and faint grunting and moaning can be heard
I-It really does kinda taste like pork...
>>9373455
>kills you
I am still trying to get the hang of this so this may take some time to set up. Now 24 will be needed for this.
>>9373445
>>9373447
>>9373459
>speaking to walls is strange, you know.
>>9373427
>squirts lighter fluid all over the suspicious wall before lighting it with my trusty House M.D. zippo.
>>9373467
Agiri Goshiki
>>9373455
>grabs your butt and vigorously fucks it until cumming deep inside of you
ftfy
>>9373455
>countergrabs
>you grab your own butt
>>9373468
>tears down the fucking wall
>>9373467
Snowman
>>9373467
Tsubasa Hanekawa
>>9373467
Junpei Iori
>>9373468
>The Inkling shoots the wall with a real gun
>like, a REAL gun
>with real bullets
>>9373467
Osamu Dazai
>>9373467
Suz
>>9373467
Junkrat
>>9373467
Azrael
>>9373467
Ridley
>>9373467
Inkling
>>9373467
Eggman-kun
>>9373467
Oroborus Dragon God Ophis
>>9373467
Gascoigne
>>9373467
Late go
>>9373467
Lord Beerus
>>9373467
Machi Amayadori
>>9373467
Michael Mell
>>9373467
Togame
>>9373467
Viktor reznov
>>9373467
Gregory House
>>9373480
>>9373484
>>9373492
>the paper falls and reveals... nothing, just a hanger with very realistic hands for the hanging part, and shoes and legs for the stand
>The Ninja opens the closet
oh am I interrupting something?
>>9373467
Shelmet
>>9373467
Maria and Harusame
>>9373467
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>9373467
Lana's mother
>>9373468
I see a blue wall and I want it painted black
>>9373468
>he rips the "wall" down
Ya think this is a game? I'm not laughing! Don't cut me off again, got it!?
>>9373467
Ginshi Shirazu
>>9373467
Miku's ass
>>9373467
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>9373467
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>9373525
>n-nani?
>>9373467
Merak
>>9373467
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9373467
Marie Korbel
>>9373540
>The man feels a sudden poking on his shoulder, a gentle yet speedy jabbing is delivered to his shoulder, as the calm Ninja looks at the back of his head happily
Now now, I don't think the owner of this place would love seeing someone tear down their walls.
>>9373544
Something wrong dearly? oh my, what a wonderful weapon you have.
Opinions on this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5x1yL2kGT0
>>9373467
Len
>>9373467
Baki's Mom
Just one more is needed.
>>9373579
Don't really care.
>>9373604
Sangwoo
>>9373579
about time they capitalised on that market
>>9373579
Original character donut steel
>>9373579
gureto desu yo
koitsu wa
tl note: fucking what is that design lmao
>>9373562
I ain't tearing anything down besides yer shitty piece of paper wall thing! I don't even think I've got the strength in me to tear an entire wall down right now either. That takes a lotta manpower ya know.
>>9373579
I can hear the shouts of ruined forever coming.
>only person i can swap out with is a complete faggot
Before you all die horribly, please make sure everything is right. It would be embarrassing if it wasn't.
>>9373604
Vino
>>9373654
swap out for me
>>9373660
Let's go!
>>9373629
Oh, it seems that you need to cool off.
>she steps infront of the man, rising her hand infront of his face then putting a blanket over her hand
watch closely.
>she pulls the blanket out, revealing that she is holding dry-ice, as the smoke of it slowly starting creeping down
Here's my "bring dry ice out of nowhere" ninja technique, pretty nefty right?
Nighto HG
>>9373660
Get on with it.
>>9373660
Let's begin.
>>9373660
Looking good. Begin.
>>9373459
>The woman puts a hand to her mouth, giggling at the whole spectacle like it's the darndest thing.
Ohoho. You are very fun to hang out with! I can't tell if you enjoy it or not!
>>9373681
I will need some proof as to if this is real.
>>9373660
I-I really can't say I'm feeling anything special...but let's get going and see what happens.
>>9373660
Take out the SES for vino
>>9373610
>>9373663
if you wanna.
also you died vino, you fucking plague loving cunt.
>>9373694
>It is.
>>9373697
>Thank you very much
>also NO HOW DID I DIE WHAT HAPPENED
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>9373697
Here's proof if you want it
>>9373680
Goood night.
>>9373694
>>9373681
Please deny this. I already have a spot.
>>9373704
Look at this.
Look at this.
Fucking plague then the fucking raid, then lenny made a cult because I installed the Cthulhu mod.
>>9373705
Die.
>>9373579
The only tough question is
Do I want to make Sonichu or Cold Steel?
>>9373719
>NO, HOW COULD I DIE TO A PLAGUE, I WAS MEANT TO BE A STAR FIGHTER AND TYRANT KING OF THE SETTLEMENT
>>9373660
I ain't gonna die, so don't worry.
>>9373677
It's shit. Yer nothing but a glorified magician. Ya wanna see something really cool?
>what appears to be a stiff tail-like spike emerges from Gimshi's shoulder as if he was impaled by it
Whaddya think? Betcha don't see that every day!
>>9373727
Atleast that khajiit honored your death.
>>9373660
It has been a while since I was able to sink my teeth into some flesh! So do not make me wait any longer!
>>9373701
>>9373707
I thank you both. One can never be too sure after all. Now let us start this adventure! Eventually!
>>9373717
Ah! We should be starting sooner then!
>>9373680
Farewell. have a good nights rest.
>>9373660
That's a lot more fellas than I was expectin' to see this time of night, but I ain't complaining. Just means more people to blow up!
>>9373719
>Rimworld
Good taste
>>9373719
May I inquire as to whether or not I made it into this thing that you're doing? It's me, Craig.
>>9373732
How impressive.
>she suddenly drops the dry-ice on the floor, looking closer at the man's strange mutation
My my, I wonder how it feels like.
>>9373579
that's some attack on titan shit
>>9373736
>Titled Sad Vino
>Depiction of Vino fucking giving someone the smackdown
>yea ok
>>9373744
Danke
>>9373752
Don't know.
>>9373660
Now onward! To victory!
>>9373680
Tata delicious looking one.
>>9373754
Kill La Kill ripped off Sonic Adventure 2
I guess it's Sonic's turn to rip off of something this time
>>9373755
Yeah, everything went downhill after you died and the game ended.
might make a new one with new avas desu.
>>9373766
do it
>>9373760
>She mimics an army march
Hip Hip my fellow soldiers.
>>9373760
I will make this clear! If you get in my way you too shall be consumed!
>>9373694
It's not like I do this all the time ya know. I just wanted to do something different. Plus ya had me at pork. I haven't eaten pork in a while.
>Ginshi pats his stomach with a distressed look on his face
I haven't had anything to eat recently, to be honest.
>>9373760
Who's next on the chopping block, hm? Everyone? Sounds good.
>>9373760
>Dazai walks rather carefree into the arena
Lets have a good one team. Are we really one? Only time can tell. Try not to stab each other in the backs. Especially me!
>>9373773
I'll ask for new people at the end of this game.
>>9373760
>Digging his knife deep into Beerus's chest, Vino lets out an exhausted sigh. That kill took all of his energy, but he never doubted that he could do it. He turns his head towards Kosaku as he simultaneously withdraws the knife from the God's chest cavity, waving it through the air and sending blood droplets flying near Kosaku's feet. He smiles, motioning towards the fallen God of Destruction.
Ya see, Kosaku? Only room for one god 'round here. You wanna be up next, or are ya good just watchin'? I got enough energy ta take you on next, either way. C'mon. Try an' take me down while I'm worn out. I dare ya.
>>9373760
good night HG, congrats on the upcoming winner and thank you for hosting
>>9373760
I am only now realizing where I put you in this time. Please do try and get the plague. It's a one in a lifetime experience!
>>9373798
Leaving so soon? Take care!
>>9373760
What a bunch of freaks and misfits we got here! Although this time I'm not so sure if I'm lovin' it, can't handle the thought of somebody's bum goin' psycho on them. It's too much like that book I saw once.
>>9373760
Thanks, sound effects lady! Michael makes YET ANOTHER GREAT ENTRANCE!
>>9373760
>>9373788
We're all probably going to die painfully. It happens
>>9373753
Hold on a minute!
>he backs away from the failed ninja
Don't be touching people like that! What'd happen if ya set it off!? I can't be held responsible if ya died!
>>9373760
Great, just don't touch me again.
>>9373803
Better yet, don't ever allow me to do something so stupid like that ever again.
>>9373803
Practice makes perfect. This thing could be any one of them. Like a hot knife through butter.
>>9373803
Hm, we seem to be at a disadvantage, oh well.
>she holds up a big brown ball with a white lit string sticking out of it, as she throws it to the floor, creating a big white smoke for her and her friend to run away in
>>9373803
How was I supposed to know the guy was going to duck? Sorry dude
>>9373803
Listen mate, me leg's gone crook on me and I can't be assed dealin' with ya. How 'bout you scamper outta here and I don't end up killing ya? Consider it your lucky day.
>>9373803
Someone as strong as this shouldn't be killed in anything less than a fight to the death! A rope is just insulting.
>>9373819
Oh don't worry, I'm not me.
>she slowly reaches out to the man's spikey limp, feeling it up for a bit
>>9373803
>As the attacking duo converges on the assassin, he bends his knees at the last second, just as both men's weapons were about to graze his head. Apparently, in the process, Junpei forgot how to stop swinging his bat.
>>9373803
Is this what they mean having a great defense means a good offense. I didn't expect it to be taken so literally.
>>9373803
>>9373824
That went terrible. Don't count on me for anything ever again.
>>9373810
>Dazai shrugs, his hands seem to be letting go of hope itself
I'm very well aware only one of us will make it out. But before we fight in a ring of our own, it's only right that we sweep up the trash and wipe the dirt off it's floors before we have a good old fashioned spar between fellow teammates.
>Dazai is struck in the head with a shield before you see a deranged trash cyborg man tear apart whats left of him
>>9373848
>>9373848
>the Ninja uses her infamous "walk out of the way" ninja technique, before calmly walking to the dragon, and gently grabbing her head
want to see a magic trick?
>she holds the head tightly then snaps it
that was my "Assassination Copy-cat" technique.
>>9373848
Bull's-eye!
..What're ya lookin' at me like that for? Look, I nailed the middle 'a your shield, right on the money. Ya thought I was shootin' at you? I ain't the best with crossbows, but believe me, you'd know it if I were tryin' ta hurt ya!
>>9373781
Say it ain't so!
>She puts an ear to his stomach, getting a clear listen to all of the noise going in it.
It looks as though you are. It appears your odd mob schemes aren't working as well as you wanted. I certainly hope you don't think about indulging in me!
>>9373803
Whooops. Sorry about that! Remind me not to fall asleep while smoking in someone else's camp again.
>>9373848
>Wheeze
This--This thing is WAY too heavy! I give up!
>>9373869
>how amazing! she did all this while being invisible, as she walks out of some boxes
Ta-da!
>>9373848
Hope you don't mind, honey. My life's worth more than your's.
>>9373848
Growler!
>Azrael raises his arms and is surrounded by a red aura.
The weaker ones are always trying to kill with ranged attacks!
>>9373848
>>9373851
It was an accident dude. It tends to happen around here, if you hadn't noticed
>>9373865
Huh. What a way to go. On a scale of one to getting slowly crushed, how painful was that?
>>9373848
Many of you die in very gruesome ways. How wonderful! I shall not reveal who met their demise as to drum up suspense.
>>9373895
Pain is a funny thing, you shouldn't start with the head.
>Dazai stops speaking as it he had died for a moment
You lose all feeling everywhere and pain seems to be a distant echo...
>>9373898
..Well, can't stop a mom on a mission. Reminds me 'a my wife.
>>9373898
>Snowman watches Kosaku from the shadows.
Hm. Thought you'd sneak your way out of being a human shield, huh? Too bad I'm always watching.
>>9373898
>she pulls out an arrow, before breaking it in half, then breaking it in fours, before putting one in it's own cup, flipping them upside-down as she rotates then, then pulls the first one up, revealing the whole arrow, undamaged.
>then she picks it up and throws it at the squid
>>9373895
Whatever. I'm still not risking it by working with you again.
And you're dead now anyway. >>9373898
>>9373898
Are you getting tired already? Why it is only the second night.
>>9373898
Well, at least getting stabbed isn't as painful as getting shot
>>9373908
I'm going to take that as a one. At least it was mostly painless, right?
>>9373928
Yeah, that also tends to happen a lot. I've gotten used to it over time
>>9373840
>he jumps away from her, gaining a lot of distance between the two of them
I TOLD YA TO FUCK OFF!
If this thing shoots off those spikes yer fucking done for! I'm trying to save yer life here!
>>9373871
Please don't do that again. It feels weird when a girl puts her ear to yer stomach. It makes me feel like I'm giving birth despite being a guy. Besides, ya can hear my stomach growl without putting yer ear up to it.
>>9373898
>Azrael tosses the bow aside and just throws the arrows by hand with devastating results.
I wonder if this is considered shish kabob, I think I will sink my teeth into their flesh and see if it's similar!
>>9373934
Hahaha! Good luck trying to find a weakness! Because there is none!
>>9373934
Why do all that work when I got an army to do it for me? It's more fun to sit back and watch the fireworks.
>>9373848
>>9373865
>Junkrat strolls over to the man and picks the shield back up on his way. Junkrat strikes him with it repeatedly, stopping only when his head has turned into a gory mush. A sadistic grin forms on his face as he admires his work, the man's blood coating his body.
Yeah mate, today the trash gets to take you out. Ehehhehe! That's a good line.
.>>9373898
I'm not impartial to shooting a kid with arrows, just depends the mood I'm in.
>Junkrat proceeds to fire upon the squid girl with everyone else, although all of his arrows miss.
>>9373934
>Junkrat's stomach growls louder and louder with each arrow knocked.
Man, am I famished. I hope I shoot me dinner real soon or I might starve to death.
>>9373934
>>9373960
Alrighty then, do you mind if I take this chunk of block that was in your wall?
>>9373951
Don't worry, I have my "survive from spikes" ninja technique.
>>9373934
This may be a game of pin the at going on. Fuve players win!
>>9373898
>Michael gulps and fidgets after realizing what he'd just done
Uhhh...guys? I think we might have overdone it juuust a little.
>>9373934
>He stumbles back in surprise after dropping his now useless weapon
Holy shit! How'd you do THAT? Are you some kind of superhuman?? Like that guy from Apocalypse of The Damned??? That is SO COOL!
>>9373976
And what'll happen if this "survival" technique doesn't work? I'd have impaled a high school girl. Don't ya realize I could go to jail for that? Ya don't just continue the life of a law abiding citizen when ya penetrate a high school girl.
>>9373980
We tryn'a raid an enemy castle or something? If so, I can cook us up some real nasty explosives. They'll make short work of it all, just gotta tell me if we can fetch the materials 'round here.
>>9373980
>she pulls out another arrow, showcasing it to the audience before holding it above her, opening her head while she lets it fall into her mouth, before making chewing motions, and spiting the arrow whole, not a single spit is on it.
>then she throws the arrow at the other girl.
>>9373980
That spelling is atrocious! Have you been dipping into my stash of vicoden?
>>9373992
Well then, I see that you are a good citizen of this place, tell you what, I'll give you 40% off for being such a nice guy.
>>9373946
Of course not. One it starts to heal and my brain manages to piece itself together again, I'm going to have to deal with a whole load of pain from these bruises and fractures in my head. From this day on, whenever I see a child on a bicycle without a helmet on, I'm going to give them a good scolding.
...You wouldn't have any painkillers with you, would you?
>>9373972
>Dazai weeps as the man closes the bin with the shield he smashed his head in with
See you on non-burnable trash day...
>>9373980
If I were to be a princess, even commonfolk would get the benefits I would wish for. Like eating octopus everyday.
>>9374006
I say weird things when it is resting time!
>leave to have dinner
>come back
>so many things to rp to, but it's been too long to acceptably reply back
on behalf of my people, allow me to say sorry
>>9373951
There are tales of Greek god giving birth despite the fact they are males. It sounds extremely painful! While what you said was true, I wouldn't have bothered nearly as much if I did it normally.
>>9374007
40% off...yer not talking about whoring yerself, right? I don't think I can penetrate ya in that way either. I might even get fired for doing something like that.
>>9373976
>Azrael starts ripping out chunks of stone from the walls and begins chucking them at the girl.
Get out of my sight before I come down there!
>>9373980
Oh, what's this?! You're actually putting up quite a fight! Then it should be fine to release my enchant dragunov!
>Some of the tattoos on Azrael's body fade away and it's as if the air has gotten heavier.
Now let's continue this fight!
>>9374025
Oh come now! You got me all excited for a good fight and then just leave?! Just you wait! I'll consume you until I'm gnawing on your very bones!
>>9374015
Wait, you actually regenerate after dying? Holy crap, that must suck. All that happens to me is I die and respawn outside of the game
>>9374025
Dude, get some glasses! I could've died you know!
>>9374032
It's fine, Kosaku. You had to do what you had to do.
>>9374039
I am speaking about my ninja products, deary.
>>9374044
>she slowly steps away from the man as the stones rain down on her
Alrighty then.
>>9374047
I'm not gifted with the power of regeneration as I am gifted with the power of horrible or really good luck when you consider the circumstances. I just can't seem to stay down for long. Even after countless suicide attempts, I always manage to make it out alive. Looking for new interesting ways to do it gets tiring.
>>9374025
Such a sweet looking girl turns out to be a brute.
Such a hard looking woman also cares about the simple things.
The undead not getting along with the other!
This day can be summed up as madness.
>>9374072
Another one? The old coot's really got it out to have as many interruptions as possible.
>>9374037
I think yer full of shit, Eliz-san. I ain't even Greek and I'm sure as shit not a God.
But that has me thinking. What does being pregnant feel like?
>>9374060
Why the fuck would I need ninja tools? I ain't a kid, ya know. I have a job that requires me to be better than ninjas. I basically have to be otherworldly, if ya catch my drift.
>>9374060
And don't come back unless you want a slow painful death!
>>9374072
I'm going to regret doing this! But even I think hanging a child is a little much!
>all these anime girls without dicks
FUCKING
DROPPED
>>9374055
MotherFUCKER
You know what? Give me a few minutes
I'm gonna do the least I can do and RP to the ones that wanted to RP with me
>>9374032
>Happened to me several times before. I would still try it to see if the people are still here.
>>9374084
t. Janus
>>9374084
>Wanting to be fucked by a dick
>>9374025
>Junkrat skids to a halt when he sees Suz emerge from behind Kosaku and drops his weapon.
Didn't expect the solider girl to be over 'ere! Two against one don't seem so fair, so I'm just gonna...
>Junrakt then pissbolts the hell out of there, not looking back.
>>9374072
Got chills going down my back.
>Junkrat turns his gaze out to hills, raising his voice as loud as it can go.
OI! SOMEBODY OUT THERE?
>Junkrat stares out at the hills for a moment longer before shrugging and walking onward.
>>9374079
Well lucky for you, we have otherwordly products too.
>>9374091
Don't have to if you don't want to. I just thought it'd be funny if I called you out by name. And it was absolutely hilarious.
>>9374079
>What is anal sex
>>9374072
The sun is completely covered. I do hope you have your umbrella for this one.
>>9374084
>dresses as a girl for anon
>>9374113
That really the best you got, huh?
>>9374113
This is why I only travel with people larger than me, so that I can utilize them as a human shield whenever I please and fit perfectly behind their fat frames!
>Togame smiles as the meatshield in front of her is riddled with arrows
>>9374093
Ily, and your ava. And how you'll interact with anyone. We really need more people like you.
>>9374113
>>9374125
>Agiri gets shot by a dozen arrows, before limping like a corpse, looking as lifeless as ever, as no blood drips of- wait a minute...
>Agiri opens the door and grabs Agiri, dragging her out of the thread
just the body replacement technique, nothing to see here.
>>9374079
That is an interesting thought. To carry a person within for quite a while only to push out this person in the end of the cycle...
I would imagine the bearer would be in the boundaries of life and death.
>>9374100
Oh yeah? Show 'em to me. If yer for real and they aren't shit I might buy one.
>>9374112
Don't talk that way to me.
>>9374069
That sounds like hell, man. I'd ask you how you keep living with it, but you've already told me how, so that would be stupid. So what's your name dude?
>>9374113
He was completely at your mercy. I don't blame you whatsoever for what you did.
'Sup guys how's it goi-
>>9374112
>>9374120
Dude.
>>9374112
>>9374136
>She pulls out an otherworldly item that brings despair to the ignorant and the naive.
>she pulled out a astronaut plushie
Suitable for childrens under the age of 6.
>>9374129
>Togame rubs her eyes, thinking she was going mad but as always she thinks about her own benefits before anything else
W-wait! While you're at it, since you're so talented with the cloning technique, why don't you continue to be my meatshield?!
>>9374113
>Junkrat grabs Kosaku by the collar and swings him around to the incoming arrows. Luckily for Junkrat his figure is much smaller than Kosaku's, allowing him to be an effective shield for Junkrat.
Try and catch them all for me, will ya?
>>9374149
Oi! Get back here, you little sneak! I've got a surprise for you!
>>9374153
Hey, bird. What's the word?
>>9374127
>Thank you! I have heard how terrible it is for people to ignore you around here so I didn't want to make anyone feel this from me. Plus this wouldn't be as fun as it is if I talked with the same people everyday.
>>9374153
It looks as though you are in a state of shock. May you tell me why so I may also be in shock?
>>9374153
Where have you been
>>9374113
>Azrael spams growler, absorbing all of the arrows shot at him, he now has three projectiles of his own in stock.
How dull! Isn't there anything other than archers?!
>>9374149
You must me mistaking me for someone else if you think surrender will do you any good! Now at the very least I'll make sure to consume you quickly!
>>9374149
Ah, the feast smells wonderful! I wish to know what it is they made this time.
Am I the only one who looks for an excuse to post an image JUST so I can reverse search it?
>>9374146
Osamu Dazai, Dazai for short, unless you want to be formal and all. You don't seem to be the formal kind of person. I can feel comfortable expecting you to be late for a social meeting and not worry about your wellbeing.
Your turn!
>>9374191
https://youtu.be/dmShjD6XAm8?t=12s
>>9374198
Melting the Snowman, hah hah. Hilarious.
>>9374084
>>9374178
The word? Oh, like the song. I get it.
>>9374187
I just walked in on some dudes talking about anal sex out of nowhere, also have we met before?
>>9374189
>Video Games, and every other time I've come on it's either been dead or I just missed a game.
>>9374167
Gurl, Ninjas gotta nap nap too you know.
>as she gave her best attempt of an "Texan" accent for no reason, jumps out of the window, probably too tired to stay here
Garnet is the nicest person in HG. Prove me wrong.
>>9374198
You five have proven to be the best of the rest. Now who will be the best of the best?
>>9374198
I'M ON FIRE! I'M ON FIRE, AND IT AIN'T A GOOD THING THIS TIME!
>Junkrat is consumed by the flames, dying a painful death.
>>9374223
We've already confirmed this.
>>9374198
>Azrael stops in the middle of the fight.
What?! Is this..
>Azrael grabs onto the thick metal collar the sector seven scientists had outfitted him with.
Those bastards did something! I am going to come after you after I erase even their bones!
>>9374223
Who was the person that got them to stay here? wouldn't they be the nicest person then?
>>9374218
>>9374238
No. That's not how things work.
>>9373760
>>9373795
>Kosaku watches speechless at the brutal display, instinctively reaching to his throat to not t h r o w u p. He stares down at the body, and then up at the assassin, taking one step back out of fear for his safety. "Is this many crazy or something? He's actively provoking me to attack him! After such a brutal display, I couldn't even hope to land a hit on him, much less fight him! I need to flee as soon as he's calmed down. Leaving now is a death wish." He takes one more step back, putting his hands up in order to not seem like a threat.
I'm more than fine with just watching. It's not honorable to attack a person while they're worn out, and a fight is the last thing I want after such a violent execution. I'd prefer to leave with my hands bloodless.
>Kosaku takes another step back out of reflex, his eyes trained on the man in front of him. "What do I do?"
There's no need to get rowdy, is there? You and I are civil men. The last thing we need is conflict... Or is that what you're pining for?
>>9373898
>>9373916
>Kosaku walks in no particular direction, before stopping and looking around once the hairs on the back of his neck stand to full attention. "Why do I feel like I'm being watched? Someone had used me as a human shield before, and now I need a human shield n o w! Perhaps I'm just being paranoid. There's no feasible way people would just begin to stalk me." Out of breath, Kosaku talks to no one in particular.
Good thing I was just being paranoid. Luck has always sided with I, Kosaku Kawajiri.
>>9374111
(F-Fuck you man, that dinner was worth a few minutes of no RP
I'm going to RP so damn well you wouldn't even think that someone avaing a JoJo could produce such quality)
>>9374113
>>9374169
>Kosaku coughs, handing Junkrat one Arrow in his last moments. "Please tell me that at least o n e of them was a Stand Arrow! I have no idea how a hooligan managed to get the jump on me! This is humiliating."
I caught one arrow for you to use. Is that fine?
>>9374247
Then how does it work? and who was the person that got them to stay?
>>9374209
I'm Junpei Iori, a little league coach, among other things, who's been here for a while. Nice to meet you dude
>>9374231
I do desire a weather person to be hear in some cases. It would prepare me if I knew it was raining arrows again.
>>9374221
Bingo. Clever one, aren't you?
>Snowman takes a drag off her cigarette.
My question still stands, you know.
>>9374249
>A voice from the shadows suddenly flows into Kosaku's ears. One he's heard before.
Are you really "just paranoid," hm?
>Almost choked on a gummy bear
>>9374278
Chew slower. Don't eat like a child.
>>9374278
Gummy or not, bears will kill you.
>>9374278
Stop being a faggot