ERP Thread All Night Long Edition Previous: >>9368857

Who are the /trash/ trinity?

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>>9372602
the best

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A new thread, and new beginnings!

>>9372602
Dishes, laundry, and garbage.

>>9372596
It ain't
I'm better though.
>>9372615
Oh, that guy.
Yawn

>>9372541
Oh, I'm just another one of the many nameless faces that wander in and out of here to lurk, bant, and fuck. No one all that special, really? What about you? I've only seen you recently, but it seems like you're not interested in partaking. Just here to watch it all happen?

>>9372649
Better? So you're the shit Stone cold?

>>9372473
>Giving Selina the well-known side eye while plastering a smile on his face, he places the carton of chocolate milk on the counter and slides it to her general vicinity. She can do the work and walk over there.
I had a feeling. Good thing I stocked up today.
>He shuts the fridge and slides back over the couch with his plain carton in hand.

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>>9372652
Just here to dick around, drink coffee, eat sweets, and maybe step on a guy or two.

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Hello
Where are the lolis?

>>9372428
>Anon sneaks behind the fairy to grab her by the wings. She shakes uneasily as the giant holds her in front of his face. "U-Umm hi there mister?" her nervous little voice squeaks. After all surely no one could bring himself to hurt such a cutie as her. However his only reaction is a devious looking grin sending a chill up her spine. Momentarily his horrible intent becomes clear as he opens his enormous mouth and holds her overhead. The little pixie cries in "No please don't eat me Anon!" and begins to sniffle in terror. It is to no avail however. She is about to be eaten alive. The Anon lowers her slowly towards her fate. She closes her eyes unable to look upon the impending doom. Then as she reaches his lips he suddenly licks her. The enormous tongue drags the entire length of her body. "HAHA fooled you" jests the Anon as he reveals his super villain identity as the channel bully. He then plops the tiny fairy upon a large flower, gives her a head pat and leaves her sitting there blinking in stunned silence to find his next victim.

>peeks into the thread
Is it safe here?

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>>9372564
>Her face starts to redden with both anger and shame
I told you to knock it off! If you don't stop...
>>9372572
Ugh, are you serious with this shit? Just because you couldn't keep your legs closed doesn't mean I have to follow YOUR trashy example!

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>>9372702

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Where all da furries at

>>9372657
Not a wrastling meme
Better as in, an actually good ava, and a good EE ARRR PEE er too.

>>9372733
Noh

>>9372745
Reveal yourself then.
Prove me wrong fucker,

>>9372745
k

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>>9372718
It seems so.
What are you so afraid of, Anonymous?

>>9372693
Same. Though I was doing a different kind of dicking around earlier. And why stepping on guys? You got a kink for pain and servitude or something? Funny that someone who doesn't even join in would even have kinks in the first place. Guess that's just what this place does to ya.

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Confessions.

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>>9372786
>I'm Wild Woody, the Final Pam, and The Clowndrill.

>>9372786
I kinda like Jinx when she's not attentionwhoring

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>>9372622
I try to help you out but you don't accept it. I have a child who hates me and just calls me a whore. Can I at least have a hug from my only daughter?

>>9372674
You saw them huh? It's there to break up the monotony of a textbook while still providing good content. I find authors who did that tend to be successful and their books aren't a chore. At least someone likes it.
>She smiles and her boobs happily jiggle.

>>9372719
Nice, looks about to be a 7 incher. Good size on ya kid. You're leaking too, aww, I haven't even really done anything to you and your cock is drooling just as much as you are over my big chest. So tell me, what do you want to do to get rid of that big bad boner?
>She rests her index finger on your tip, moving it around like a shifter.

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>>9372594
G-gee, thanks
>>9372615
>On the last night of Winter, Tinkerbell and the rest of the Spring Fairies had taken to the mainland with high hopes and huge stores of Pixie Dust to usher in the new season. However, as Tink sets up a seed catapault near one of Gotham City's small parks, a stray fairy whizzing past bumps her into the basket where tulip bulbs were supposed to be launched. With a cry, the fairy is sent flying through the air with enough speed to shake off much of the pixie dust coating her wings. She smacks into a museum's windowsill with force that would splatter her were she not protected by the dust.
Oh...
>Tink groans as she stirs to her feet, wings fluttering uselessly. One translucent, shimmering limb was crumpled, and would need to be healed at the Pixie Dust Tree in Pixie Hollow. Until then, Tink was flightless. Puffing her bangs out of her eyes, the faintly glowing fairy began to bang at the museum window, resembling a sparkling treasure from afar. She would just have to find another way to her fellow fairies.
>>9372708
>Blinking rapidly, Tink lays back on the center of the flower to contemplate what she'd just endured.
>Shocked bell chime

>>9372772
No
>>9372773
Kek yourself dumb anon poster

>>9372722
>He continues to rub his palm all over her head, digits weaving through the pink locks adorning the top of her head while his thumb and pink bump against the base of her cat ears. He doesn't seem to notice her blush, but to him, she appeared to be a cat trying to reject all the affection she's getting.
Or you'll what? Scratch me? I don't mind. You get used to getting scratched every now and then when you spend lots of time with cats. Heck my arms and legs are pretty much scratching posts at this point.

>>9372786
I wish I could get a footjob from Jinx IRL while she wears her Harley Quinn socks.

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I-is my w-weewee big?

>>9372786
I know some shit about some drama that would actually ruin quite a few ava's I also have evidence and proof on the claims....

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>>9372782
Ain't nobody said I wasn't going to join in. But I'm sure as hell not going to just give it up and probably more of a hassle than anything.
>>9372786
Shit, I don't know. Somebody ask me something and I'll answer it honestly, more or less.

>>9372786
I met someone from ERP IRL recently.

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>>9372824
Okay, fine. What do you have in mind...mother?
>She begrudgingly gives Nine a half-hearted hug.
>>9372839
Hey, hey! You know I'm not incapable of kicking your ass, right? Keep pushing your luck, asshole!

>>9372859
Who's the ava that secretly plays The Rock?

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>>9372786
I accidentally poked my own eye out, but I tell everyone I lost it in a super cool and climatic battle.

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>>9372884
I don't fuckin know. I wasn't even here for that stupid wrestling shit.

>>9372786
I done goofed a few times around here, and I still feel bad about it.
I tried to make things go back to normal twice already, but I've messed up both times.
I'm doing it again soonish.

>>9372775
Gays, traps, furries and horses.

>>9372867
Stalking DMG doesn't count as meeting, Paul.

>>9372859
Why would it be such a hassle? I would've thought that a cutie like yourself would have no trouble at all finding someone to treat you right in here. You'd be more than a welcome addition to this place.

>>9372906
Not Paul. It was a pretty good date, though.

>>9372889
What is this
Is owain finally coming out

>>9372906
He still wants the cock.

>>9372905
Boy you came to the wrong neighborhood>>9372905

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>>9372903
(I'm glad to hear it! Don't worry about my image! I'm pretty much known as one of the nicer ERP people, so, I'm not too worried.)
>>9372905
Well, I don't see any of them here.
You'll be alright, promise.

>>9372867
Gay or straight?

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>>9372909
That's not what I meant but yeah.

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>>9372889
THE MADMAN ACTUALLY COMMISSIONED IT

>>9372931
Jinx and Owain confirmed a couple.

>>9372914
Who was it

>>9372786
I'm an ava who anonymously shitposts constantly, especially to people I've called my friends. And I don't have any good reason for doing it, I'm just angry.

Someone post that gay horse twink with the purple hair at this man: >>9372905

>>9372889
Will this be ERP's next big wedding?

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>>9372889
???

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>>9372889

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>>9372881
I'd like to try to repair our broken bond honey. It hurts me to know that my child out right hates me. If you don't want to, then I'll just be proud that you're a professional.

>>9372824
>Anon is happy at mommy's praising his dick, and barely stifles a moan when she presses her finger up against the wet tip
>There were so many things he wanted to do if mommy would let him. He looked down at her beautiful cleavage again, then at her soft lips.
>"I wanna put it here..." he grabbed onto his weewee and poked between her tits
>"And here..." He rubbed it vertically across her lips
>"And here", he said, simply pointing at his mommy's belly
"I wanna do you everywhere, mama!"

>>9372933
Oh, you mean when you actually get down to it? Come on, how bad could it be? You'd be fine. A whole lot better than me, probably.

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>>9372905
>Traps you say?

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>>9372889
This is why we can't have nice things
This is what's wrong with ERP

>>9372937
They don't come around threads often

>>9372979
You forgot the peanut butter crackers.

>>9372786
I stopped an ava from killing themselves thanks to these threads. Problem is, I started the shit posting that nearly ended his life

>>9372853
Mommy said it was big. Your argument is invalid.

>>9372997
>tfw Trixie will never lick the peanut butter off your cock

>>9372984
Answer me, cunt. Was it a dude or not? I need to know how bad to feel about myself.

>>9372881
>Upon hearing her threat, his hand stops petting her, but still stays flat on her head.
Doesn't look like you'd be able to, with that slim body of yours and all, but I won't be taking my chances just yet.
>He then lifts his hand off her head.
You really do fit the part of a grumpy housecat though. I'd love to adopt a cat like you.

>>9372984
But who was it

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>>9372972
Okay, for clarification and so you can stop guessing, I meant that it'd be too much of a hassle for somebody to get me to fucc.

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>>9372964
Okay, I'm only gonna give you this one chance, so you'd better just spit it out. What could we possibly do that would make up for all the years of bullshit we've been through?
>>9373017
>She slaps his hand off her head and grimaces bitterly at him
Hands off, creep! And stop talking about my body!

>>9373013
Ewww...I'm don't like ponies.

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>>9372984
Why do you feel the need to lie on ERP?

Is it the (you)'s?

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>>9372969
As much as I would like for you to do me everywhere, you'll have to pick one spot. No stuff with my pussy though, butt stuff is ok.
>She pats your heads and waits for your choice.

>>9373040
You could let me be involved with your life for one. Also, I could... be your mother for once and not let myself be so consumed with work and my night time friends...

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Hi I'm a naive roleplayer ready to roleplay!
>0-1 reply

Hi I'm a shitposter with some spicy drama, please answer my poll
>1-2 replies

Hi I'm a very popular avatar that just really wants to post their card, sorry I can't do anything right now
>3 replies

Hi I'm Jinx
>6 replies

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Didn't even realize the thread died

>>9372786
I thirst for nudes

>>9372676
>Hopping up onto the counter, legs folding neatly as she slides, she starts draining her carton with no hesitation. A bead of chocolatey milk pools at the corner of her mouth, trickling down the side of her jaw. With a 'pop', she detaches from the carton and sighs.
That's the good stuff...

>>9372702
I hope they come soon

>>9372828
>In the eye of the tigress inside, Tinkerbell is a precious treasure, and treasure belongs to no one but she. In just moments, Selina has her bag of valuables bundled up tight, and a claw running a perfect circle around the glass of the window, pulling in and popping it off to look at the source of the shimmering.
...
>Looking down on the little creature, Selina can only cock her head, noting its broken wing. Poor thing must be stuck, she thinks.
No time to argue. Just-
>Pulling the hood off of her curly locks just long enough to stuff the fairy inside, the cat burglar sets off like a bullet, headed for the sanctity of her home to sort the fairy (and her treasure) out.

>>9373095
>being this ass-mad

>>9373095
>anon's shitty intro gets ignored in favor of other people
Lel

>>9373102
>thirst for nudes
Real life ones, or...?

>>9373036
Eh, I guess I can see why. Most people around here don't exactly shoot for subtlety when trying to get what they want. Kinda narrows down the pickings.

>>9373040
>Gives her belly a nice rub.

>Still waiting on the Jinx nudes that are apparently floating through certain discords

>9373109
>9373117
Easiest JDF (You)s in a long time

>>9373040
Easy now.
>He quickly returns his hand to his side, to avoid her snapping at him again.
Alright, but that body of yours is still pretty great. It's got that slim physique that makes you want to grab at it and play around with it, especially with your midriff being exposed this much.

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>>9373119
Real life ones

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>>9373126
I'm used to it and half the time I come here I just end up dicking around.

>>9373133
>MootAnon's discord
FTFY

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>>9373040
>Drops you this picture
>Bolts off

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>>9373159
Oh.
Huh.

>>9373159
Don't we all

>>9373093
Mmm... Just one?
>He was a little disappointed when mommy said he couldn't go in her pussy, and putting it in her butt seems weird
Your boobs are the best, but they're dry and probably won't feel as food as in your mouth. Do I really have to pick just one?

>>9373095
Exactly right.

>>9373181
I would presume.

>>9373172
I like seeing peoples' junk, I dunno. It feels intimate, thrilling

>>9373186
*good

>>9373139
>"h-haha goteem, jinx fence dorce!

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>>9373093
Hmph, fine. I guess we could call a truce...for now.

>>9373132
Hey! What are you...
[Fuck, this feels kinda good...]

>>9373147
Ugh, freakin' perv! Give me one reason why I shouldn't have Tager come and "kindly escort" you off the premises?

[Heh, I was hoping someone would notice. I'm showing it off for a reason. But...]
>>9373165
What in the hell is this?!

>>9373199
Would you reciprocate?

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>>9373102
>The human was larger than life; Tink'd never seen an adult one this close up. The leather clung tightly to every curve the larger woman possessed, making Tink's yellow glow flush an embarrassed pink.
...!
>Before she can even try to straighten out her wing and bolt for it, Tinker Bell is scooped up with surprising gentleness... And then roughly stuffed into a black, tight place in which she could see nothing but her own faint glow. Stubbornly, the fairy began to punch and kick her tiny hands and feet, but she knew there would be little impact.
I...
>Tink tires out quickly, muscles already fatigued from her unwilling flight moments prior.

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>No more daily literal fuckfests
>More avas embracing the meme culture and getting circlejerked for it
>Paul
>HG
>No more golden ages

Goodbye, ERP
It was fun while it lasted

>>9373095
>Didn't see Faye get 8 yous from looking to RP
I feel like that may just be because people aren't as interested in RPing with someone without knowing if they are good.

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>>9373199
Yeesh, that's kinda... somethin'
I guess I'm just desensitized about nudes, thanks to all the porn I look at.

>>9373102
You were really thirsty, huh..
>Popping open the carton and tilting the entrance towards his slightly opened lips, he lets the milk dribble into his mouth while watching her inhale her portion of the milk until it's completely empty. Or so he thinks.
There's more milk in the fridge, so help yourself.
>He pauses mid-drink, shaking off some thoughts that are very unsuitable for the families out there.
..Just to the milk though. Don't get those fingers of yours busy with anything else.

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>tfw ywn get cucked by Twilight

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>>9373218
I-I figured you'd might be able to use it, maybe.

>>9373238
If only we could combine all the good parts of /erp/, /ftt/, /cuck/, etc. and remove their bad points.

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>>9373186
H-hey! I moisturize and use lotion on my breasts every day! They're not dry at all! Feel them!
>She grabs your hand and makes it pat around her bountiful breasts, then promptly removing you.
Now please, make your choice.

>>9373218
Thank you honey. Even something as small as this means a lot to me.

>>9373270
Well the first step is removing cuck...

>>9373252
>mfw there are ava's that are plenty good but get shit for not being some specific ava.
Unless you're Jinx, sponty or anyone with a shit personality you aren't getting requests.

>>9373163
Eh, it's not like fucking has really been all that much of a priority around here lately anyways. Sometimes just sitting back and taking it all in save for the smell of weeks old cum is satisfying on its own. Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I got myself chocolate bar earlier today. You want some?

>>9373264
>does a happy dance

>>9373276
Ironically enough we could use /cuck/'s tolerance

>>9373218
One reason?
>He lowers his hand down and gives her stomach a quick swipe with his fingers, swerving them around her navel.
I'd be able give your belly a lot more of these if you let me stay.

>>9373282
That's probably because that person isn't a very good ERPer.
To think off the top of my head people like Faye, Nina, Sponty, Morrigan, That new Link guy, Kass, Owain, DMG and a few others get quite a bit of attention when they post.
I think if you're a good ERPer and show up people will be interested in you and request you.

>>9373276
You may not have the same fetish as them but it's still lewd roleplay.

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So.. is anyone interested in any typefucking tonight?

>>9373313
>Link and Kass
Although I agree they're good, they rarely get bites. Kass is left to pick up the scraps of any other furry and Link is just ignored most of the time. They're both nice and good but they don't get bites because someone else is on.

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>>9373220
Yeah. Makes it even better

>>9373223
>The roar of sirens can be heard outside the confines of the goggled cap, but at the very least, the woman's hair is soft and silky. The run goes on for ages, and the wail of the police behind her gets quieter and quieter, until the cracking open of a door can be heard, showing the darkness of a studio apartment littered with gold coins, gems, and artifacts. Once again with all the tenderness she can afford, Selina pulls the fairy off of her head and into her cupped hands.
Poor baby. Sorry to put you through that, but it was either that, or we'd be doing this from inside a jail cell.
>The fairy sets a warmth in her she hasn't felt in a long time. Something sunshine-y and magic, almost enough to make her eyes roll, but...it's pleasant all the same. Poking Tink's face with a gloved finger, and then trailing it down to her (relatively) wide hips, Selina finally regains her focus and looks to the crumpled up wing.
...anything I can do to help with that? I uh, was never very good at playing Operation, hehe...

>>9373258
I understand where you're coming from.
I dunno, just feels like I'm seeing something private, hits an itch in me I really like

>>9373273
Anon's eyes widen as she forces him to grope her all over her lewd breasts
Mmmn! I wanna put it in your mouth while I grab your tits!

>>9373338
Lewd.

>>9373331
Is this that same twat from that thing

>>9373331
I wouldn't mind having Jolyne lazily play with my big dick.

>>9373352
>Jolyne fucks her dad

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>>9373284
Shit's dumb, man. Throw that candy my way if you're sharing.

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>>9372786
I'm an attention whore. And every time I see a list of avas who are either reviled or beloved and don't see my name on it, it stings a bit. I fear irrelevancy and feel like I'm on the fastest trail towards it.

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>>9373338
I get what you mean too.
I don't think genitals are private at this point, though I think my version of it would be talking about fetishes.
Plenty of fun to know what someone jacks it to

>>9373331
I want Ragyo to carelessly use my face and tongue to get off

>>9373369
No you're just a shit rper. I've only ever seen you have one good rp and even then you never finished it. Just quit being a faggot and fuck off.

>>9373370
>>9373258
>>9373172
Hi Peridot

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>>9373261
>By the time he's finished with his NC-17 thoughts, the jiggling cat thief is already arms deep in his fridge, fetching out a piece of cake that she takes a very deliberate and relishing bite of.
Oooh, said that a bit too late.
>A bad kitty to the bone, Selina shrugs.

>>9373347
Yes I am

>>9373370
Hey, fair enough. I suppose I continue my wait, then

>>9373367
I fucking love this character
who is she

>>9373266
Use it? For what? And how did you even get that?

>>9373273
Sure, whatever. Just leave me out of your freaky escapades, I've got important shit to do.

>>9373310
>She winces and sucks in her stomach in reaction as a hint of red fades onto her cheeks. However, she doesn't object like last time.
Hey, cut it out ya prick!

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>>9373399
(Forgot my image, oops.)

>>9373367
Eh, it's a cycle. It'd be unfair to say that we don't have our moments. There's just a hell of a lot less of them.
>Taking the decently sized bar from inside his pocket and tearing away the packaging to reveal the chocolaty goodness waiting inside, he breaks it down the middle and hands a half to the lounging cutie.
This is some pretty good stuff. This is some gourmet shit right here.

>>9373394
Some guy's OC, I think. Her name is Usami Taiga. artists' pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=2744600&type=all

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>>9373348
What do you mean?
>>9373352
How big?

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>>9373393
>continue my wait
W-Wait for what
Bleh I should get some food already

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>>9373338
>The language of fairies sounded, to most humans, like the tinkling of bells.
I need to get back to the other fairies, back to Pixie Hollow...
>Tink begins as soon as she gets her bearings, adjusting the short skirt of the leaf dress and fixing her messy blonde bangs.
Are you listening to me...?
>She puffs out her cheeks in frustration as the large digit travels over the soft curves of Tink's breasts to stop on her hips. The fairy's hands, smaller than the tip of the woman's finger combined, push at her stubbornly.
I need more Pixie Dust to fly! Why are you prodding me?!
>Annoyed at their communication barrier, Tinker Bell stamps her little foot. This odd woman dressed like a cat was no help at all! But the tools she had at her disposal... With the whip and some help, she was sure to be able to get back to the park!

>>9373412
Wait so you only play with big dicks right?

>>9373412
Shit, man, I don't know. Eleven? Thirteen? What I do know is that I wouldn't be asking you if I didn't think it was to your liking.

>>9372786
I just licked up my own cum for the first time after fapping

>>9372905

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>>9373408
Thanks, man.
>She takes the candy without hesitation and stuffs one end in her face before plopping back into her seat with her arms strewn about her. The candy waved up and down as she nibbled on it slowly before speaking with her mouth full.
You shound sho shupid.

>>9373399
>Somewhat addicted to the feeling of her smooth belly, he continues to run his fingers all across them, moving them around in small circles. His warm palm then makes contact, and soon repeats the same motions.
Not just yet kitty. Your belly feels too good to stop now. Besides, I wanna check if you have a limit to all these rubs like most cats do.

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>>9373342
Well that's just fine! I like this idea, little guy!
>She gets on her knees and removes her pasties from her chest. Placing her hands on her thighs, she opens her mouth and says ahhh. Waiting for you to play doctor and give her a tongue depressor.

>>9373399
Thanks.
>Gives her a quick hug and leaves her to her facilities.

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>>9372786
>>9372786
Stardust Crusaders is worst part.

>>9373466
>As she settled herself back into her seat with is candy in tow, he too takes a bite of the succulent milk chocolate, his throat grunting in approval as the taste spreads across his tongue. He couldn't help but giggle as she tried to speak through a glob of gourmet chocolate, soon swallowing his own down.
Hey now, is that any way to talk to someone who just gave you half of his fancy chocolate bar? That shit cost me like ten bucks.

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>>9373505
But Bones-sama, everyone already knows that.

>>9373412
(Hey, Nonon. I wanted to pop in and say thanks again for talking to me last night. I did feel better afterwards. Hope I'm not ruining you image by calling you nice)

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>>9373470
Stop it right now, this is your last warning! If you don't back the hell off right now, Tager is gonna have your ass!

[Ah, shit, he's good at this...why am I chewing him out for it? Gotta stay calm, come on...]

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>>9373422
Someone to swap pictures with, bruh
Go get some food in you

>>9373439
>The angry body language brings a grin to her face, and her response to the fairy's little tantrum is a hard flick to her rear.
If you don't hush up, I'm going to have to tie you up. Ought to be showing some appreciation, girlie. I'm trying to help you get back to wherever you came from...
>Unaware that she's even being spoken to, Selina again pokes at Tinkerbell, this time into her stomach like the Pillsbury Dough Boy himself. Eyes crinkling up tight, she squeaks.
You are just the cutest little thing. I could eat you up, you know.
>In a bout of curiosity, she pushes the leafy dress up a bit, peering at the inner thighs of her pint sized 'guest'.

>>9373393
>And of course, he was too slow to warn her against plundering the rest of his food, leading him with a sigh that's a mixture of amusement and resignation as he leans back into his sofa.
It can't be helped. I did say my treat from the start-- should have just tossed you a bottle of milk and called it even.
>It helps that he gets a good view of her voluptuous form all while she's wiggling around in his fridge, leaving him satisfied even though his wallet's gonna be feeling that later on. A small price to pay.
Toss me something while you're in there, thanks.

>>9373554
Send me that dick Fronk

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>>9373454
Thirteen?
Yeah, I can dig it.
Show me the goods, big boy.
>>9373448
Yeah, basically. Anything under 8 inches can fuck right the hell off.
>>9373538
(All good, Anonnie!)

>>9373566
It's a nice dick but his butt is better

>>9373574
Okay now I want to see both.

>>9373566
Gimme that Discord bby

>>9373569
I don't know exactly how big my dick is but it's pretty fucking big.

>>9373505
That's not a confession, it's an opinion.

>>9373410
Oh okay. I love how that anon plays her then

>>9373582
WAIT! I change my mind I want your butt instead

>>9373477
>>9373477
>He looks down at her now exposed nipples and lewd open mouth bearing her cute fang, and despite his shyness about upsetting her, is no longer able to control himself.
>He grabs onto the shapely breasts, holding onto them for balance like reins as he began thrusting in and out of her wet mouth with his hard dick, fucking mommy's face as he moaned ecstatically, feeling her spit and tongue with his hot willy

>>9373553
>Seing as she's not scratching at his arms or punching him away, he doesn't stop despite her threats, and continues to play around with her belly. His fingers glide across her small navel, and with each little stroke, the slowly push themselves inwards, until he actually sticks one in there. As he starts to rub his finger around her bellybutton, he takes his other hand and uses it to rub her belly again, but places it much lower, almost touching her black thong.

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>>9373533
>Chomping down onto the bar with her pearly whites, she had brought her hand below her mouth to catch the falling chocolate while she chewed what she bit off. She savored the chocolate for a good while as she peered over at him.
Oh, sorry. This is when I'm supposed to drop down and blow you, right?
>>9373598
Huh, thanks. I honestly didn't expect positive feedback and it's mostly playing by ear type of thing.)

>>9373601
Ain't posting it here, need a discord bub

>>9373569
>True to his initial demand, the man lay lazily spread across one of the many beds strewn across the public fucking arena, the request to take off his pants nearly seeming too much for him as he yearns to wind down at the end of a long day. But nevertheless he does, his pants slowly sliding down around his ankles, the gargantuan slab of meat following in a seemingly endless reveal until it forces itself upwards and lands with a meaty thwack against his stomach. His lazy guesstimation was more or less correct as the pillar of flesh stood tall and proud, unlike its tired owner.
I hope you don't mind, but I don't really want to get all that wild this late at night.

>>9373632
But is it a trade or do I get that ass for free?

>>9373625
Yeah man, I love snarky sarcastic bitches. The fact that she's hot is even better

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>>9373618
>She gives a sharp hiss, her stomach flinching at his invasive touch. Her face is now burning bright crimson.
Alright asshole, fine. You win. But can we at least go somewhere my colleagues won't see me getting off from some weirdo playing with my belly?

>>9373644
Trade

>>9373672
Nvm I ain't anything special, I sure as hell won't compare. Sorry for getting them hopes up Fronk.

>>9373625
(Hey, would you mind putting this blowjob off until tomorrow maybe? I wasn't expecting to start a session this early in the morning but would love to have one with this cutie when I'm not so beat.)

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>>9373611
>Closing her mouth around his young shaft, she sucks him down, leaving long trails of saliva draping over his cock. She began to moan a bit, as her breasts and nipples were being used as reins to assist in defiling her mouth. Her hand rubbed against her body, feeling her heat and desire well within her. After scouring her body for an answer, she takes the obvious way and begins fingering herself. The wet slit drips onto her robe, but it'll come out in the wash. Her tongue made a V shape to guide his rod deep inside her throat, where with every thrust, she milked a little bit more pre with her lewd and cozy throat.

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>>9373683
Not looking for Adonis, I'd like it either way
I'm around if you change your mind

>>9373556
It's 3AM and I'm about to drop. Can we resume this tomorrow?

>>9373664
>Hearing the hiss, he fears that he might've approached her allowed limit, so he gives her belly a couple more rubs, then removes his hands.
Sure. You got a bedroom or lounge or some other room that we can lock ourselves in? Wouldn't want them to walk in unexpectedly after all.

>>9373713
No problem. Keep your chin up out there, Fronk

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>>9373662
[/Iwishspoilersworked]I hope you don't mind a gooey center,[/spoiled] unless they want bitch the whole ride.)
>>9373691
Oh my god, I'm dying. I meant it in a sarcastic manner but if you bugged me enough for it, it probably would've happened. Love that you took it seriously, though. But, yeah, it's late for me too and didn't plan on anything that'd take a while. It was an enjoyable night, nonethless.)

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>>9373640
>Jolyne hops onto the bed next to him, watching eagerly. Jolyne yawns herself, not out of boredom. She's pretty worn thin herself, even if she's pretty excited to have that big dick for herself.
Yeah, nah, I don't mind. I'm kinda tired myself.
Just a stroke and kiss?

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>>9373714
I've got a lab, and you can bet your sweet ass that nothing gets in there without my express permission. Hell, some things don't even make it out if they piss me off enough. Nobody's gonna walk in on us if we shack up in there.
>She leads him to the laboratory and shuts the door behind them.
[Son of a bitch, why did he stop? I was really into that...]

>>9372786
I am starved for Yous and I will start getting desperate soon
I might even ERP as an ava

>>9373733
Oh no, the gooey enter makes it all better. Though of course if her original personality still shines through occasionally then it's even better. As long as she doesn't go completely 'kawaii desu moe' and shit. Tough girls blushing is the best. I'd like to RP with ya sometime, whenever you're on next.

>>9373790
center*
ffs enter makes it sound like I'm talking bout her pussy

>>9373746
>As the convict eagerly and predictably joins him in his bed at the prospect of a monster cock at her disposal, he slowly spreads an arm around her lithe but nonetheless muscular form, pressing the two together in a tight embrace as the man slowly strokes himself in front of her. He lets out a weak laugh.
Hmm...a kiss where, I wonder?
>He ponders, a single hand slowly rising up and down along her chiseled back, his fingertips occasionally bold enough to slip themselves into the midriff of her peculiar suspender-esque outfit.

>>9372824
I love it.

>Stirring up my courage, I rise from my seat, shaking just as I did a few days ago. I walk up to my lovely mother, her unaware of my approach thanks to her unbroken concentration on her potion and finally do it. I unzip my shorts, pull down my underwear, and expose my piece, stroking it into an erection

Just as I know you'll love this.

(Sorry it took so long to respond, my cable provider likes to do these random signal resets some nights. Its BS like you wouldn't believe.)

>>9373811
Hi Chat

>9373767
Tell us who you're thinking of picking up and we'll give you a little attention fix

>>9373700
>Anon moaned as he leaned over her, feeling way too good as he plunged his rigid dick in and out of her soft and slobbery mouth. He slowed down, already coming too close even so soon when she began to do weird things with her tongue
"Ah! Mommy's mouth is so good!", he moaned as he bottomed out in her throat and pressed his balls up against her soft chin, trying to hold his cum in a little while longer.

>>9373838
???
Is everyone just on full-time boogeyman mode around here?

>>9373751
Sounds scary, although I suppose it's better than most since it's your own personal area. Let's go.
>He follows her lead, and when they reach her lab, he takes a minute to look at his surroundings.
Nice place you got here. Now where were we?
>After having his fill of the scenery, he walks behind her and pulls her up against his body, then replants his hands right on her stomach, not waiting for them to find a place to get comfortable first. He rubs his palms around in opposite circles, his fingers slowly inching their way downwards until he brushes against her panties.

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>>9372786
Everyday I think I become more and more cynical and hate filled to the point where I can't draw enjoyment from anything.

I have a crippling fear of conflict and refuse to call people out on their shit because of it.

I think Dark Souls 3 is better than Dark Souls 1.

>>9373733
(Eh, I don't really like pestering avas to try and have things go my way, so who knows if it would've even happened at all? Hope one day I get my chance, though. I'm loving the shit out of her so far.)

>>9373858
Dead hours
Anons jump at shadows hoping to stir up shit

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>>9373790
Neat, I'll try to keep up the front and hopefully not deviate too much. I'll probably never turn into complete mush so don't worry about that. I'll show up every now and then but the problem is whether or not I'll be game for the down and dirty. I'll see you when I see you, though. Night.
>>9373877
Oh jeez, worrying over my previous reply while waiting cause I found it pretty funny, or at least more than I should of, for whatever reason. I'll catch you around, g'night.

>>9373863
Hope that won't stop you from loving us, Dark!

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>>9373859
>She purrs in satisfaction as his hands work their way over her exposed midriff.
Ahh yes, there we go. You were chompin' at the bit for this, huh perv?
>Using her own hands, she guides his all over her belly while grinding her ass into his crotch, her two pink tails wrapping around his waist.

>>9373863
Sounds like symptoms of depression.
You probably need someone you can talk to candidly.
And what are you doing up at this hour?

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>>9373863
I work retail. I know that pain.

>>9373863
It's okay, you're just being burned out by life.
Find something new to do.
Everyone's a little afraid of conflict. It's okay, no one blames you. No one wants to be on the "losing side" and have everyone jeer at them
How do you think DS3 is better than DS1? Genuinely curious

>>9373899
Good to hear, good night. Hopefully you'll be around on the weekends

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>>9373831
I think you know exaactly where, big boy!~
>Jolyne giggles, a hand reaching down to the giant dick beneath her and beginning to stroke it eagerly, an invisible (to the Anon) force joining her in tandem.
Sorry about that.. Stone Free likes to join in..
You want me to take my clothes off?

>>9373911
>I work retail
Sweet Jesus I did that shit for 5 years. I got so fed up with kissing the ass of every fucktard that came in through the doors along with useless co-workers who couldn't do anything besides answer the phone. I'd have to be starving to go back to that hell

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>>9373834
Love what?
>She turns around and sees that you're stroking yourself. Her mouth opens and her expression goes on a roller coaster of emotion.
W-what? What? Why now? I'm going to be your mother for god's sake! It's nice looking and all, but in the lab, really?

>>9373842
>She starts to suck you in a chewing motion, but never letting her teeth hit your cock. Grunting in confusion, she tries to ask,
Why are you slowing down? Don't tell me you can't hold it all back until mommy's ready?
>Not even waiting for response, she continues sucking at a hastened pace. She grows tired of her thong being in the way, so she zaps it off. Multiple fingers slide in and out of her as she pleasures herself to the taste of a young man's shaft.

>>9373863
DS3 is better than 1. You're not wrong there.

>>9373948
Owain

>>9373903
>Feeling her small ass rub against his groin. he starts to gyrate his hips against it, slowly getting himself harder by the second.
You caught me. Rubbing your belly is great and all, but I was a little more interested in what lies below it.
>He then starts to move his hands further downwards, sticking his fingers under her black thong and rubbing at the area right above her slit.

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>>9373948
There's also no HR department, nepotism is prevalent, they just cut our pay, and the manager writes us up if we don't violate store policy to bend over backwards for dumbass customers who don't know shit and think they're entitled to the whole fucking store.

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>>9373901
This place is one of the only things that bring my joy.
Mostly because of the cumming.

>>9373907
Yup. I really do.
Was talking to Faye and playing Injustice 2 all night. Now I can't sleep.

>>9373911
I work emergency services. But lower tier so I don't get the respect.
Ever get yelled at by a Mexican because you can't understand his thick accent.
While he's on the phone.
With bad service

>>9373914
I live in small town no where. There is nothing new to do.
You're not wrong. I keep being told I get took advantage of because of it. I should work on that.
DaS1 has some FUCKING horrible parts in it.
Lost Izalith, Bed of Chaos, Gravelord Cov, forcing you to die to Seath, PvP being backstab sim 2009.
DaS3 has some bad moments, but they're not as bad as the bad moments of DaS1.
Curse Rot Greatwood, Decons, Invaders using estus. Sure it's BAD. But it's not as bad.
While the best parts of both games are pretty tied.
Artorias, Abyss Watchers, Slave Knight, Gwyn, Nameless King, O&S, all great and some of my favorite fights in video game history.
.. I have a bit of a hard on for Dark Souls.

>>9373962
>

>>9373965
Owain just turned 19.

>>9373962
Elaborate
What does DS3 do better than 1

>>9373957
Ah! I'm sorry mommy! I'm sorry I'm cumming so quick!
>He leans over her head with his hands still grabbing her tits. Her tonfue mercilessly scrapes against the bottom of his tender shaft and coaxes hot cum out of his balls. He pants and moans raggedly as his dick sprays squirt after squirt of his salty juice into his mommy's mouth, and she was glad she couldn't see whatever kind of shameful face he was making as he leaned over her with his cock twitching in her beautiful face

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>>9373995
Yes, except to my face instead of on the phone.

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>>9373973
>She hisses again, this time biting into her lip
Bastard...teasing me like this. You know I've been locked up in this lab for weeks, working my ass off with no time to relieve myself. You'd better not stop now...
>She continues to grind against him, enjoying herself immensely although disappointed that he stopped playing with her belly.

>>9374000
I had more fun in it. I don't really give a shit about bosses or level design.

>>9373965
You're jumping at shadows again

>>9373975
You have my deepest sympathies, brother. The only advice I can give you is:
Get out while you still have some shreds of your sanity and soul left.
Is it a full time job or something you do while going to school?

>>9373931
>Already plenty content as he had found the elusive clean bed to rest his worn body at the end of a long day of action, his body nearly sinks itself into the plush as the added bonus of a cock-hungry size queen curls her hand around his waiting monster, her fingers not even close to touching as she launches into an incomplete, but nonetheless blissful handjob. His inhibitions now vanquished as a second set of ethereal hands joins their master in the difficult task of pumping every inch of his girthy member, he wastes no time in slipping his hand through the side of her top, cupping the supple breast in an open palmed knead as the three hands servicing him summoned the first of many faint moans from his rising chest.
You think I'd complain about a second pair of hands on me? And if you would, please...

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>>9374013
That is pretty bad. I can just hang up on the asshats if I want to.

>>9373957
Well, I wanted to make up for running out on you the last time we were down here. Plus... well... Its not like I stopped having these after getting settled in...

>I stroke it a bit more before leaving it hanging. She seemed eager to get a sexual rise out of me before, but her response left me with the worry that perhaps I made a mistake.

>>9374033
Here's a pro tip I learned after 6 months in Retail, mind you I was there for year before I went back to doing what I love. Start searching for another job as soon as you start working in retail, it's a transitional job not a permanent job, you will hate yourself if you stay there longer than a month. I've worked at multiple retail stores and worked in blue collar shit like scaffolding and warehouse positions across the board, you deserve better than what they give you at any retail position. No one there works hard ever.

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>>9374033
Full time. I can't afford school. I'm looking for something right now, anything, but the job market's kinda piss here.

>>9374038
I long to be able to tell a customer "I'm refusing you service." We don't have that sign on the door, though.

>>9374066
years*

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>>9374035
You got it!~
>Jolyne shimmies herself out of her lewd outfit, her gorgeous and athletic body on full display for the tired yet hung man. She wriggles out of his grasp, laying down in front of him, even letting down her hair for once. She begins kissing the bulbous tip of his cock, licking and suckling to her heart's content as Stone Free strokes.

>>9374024
Sounds terrible. I doubt I could barely last three days without having to "relive myself." Don't you worry kitty. I'll make sure to tend to all your needy bits.
>Knowing that he needed only one of his hands for this task, he moves one further down to her slit while the other comes back to rub her belly again. Using the tips of his fingers, he strokes her lower lips, slowly rubbing them back and forth. His hips continued to grind against her, and soon, he's poking at her ass with a large bulge that formed on his jeans.

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>>9374011
>The sudden blasts of cum down her throat caught her buy surprise. Her eyes widen as she realizes what's going on. She's been down this road before, so she follows her process of calming down, take a breath if you can, and swallow it all. She does such and removes your pecker from her mouth, while still giving you a few courtesy strokes so you don't have any cum left inside your rod. Taking her hand out of her pussy, she flicks your forehead, getting a bit of her juice on your face.
Mommy... wasn't done yet. Gotta hold on longer next time, ok?

>>9374057
Gotcha honey! I know you like the way I look, and we're not related in the slightest, hopefully. I'll tell you how to jack it now, just like we planned the other day in the lab. Seriously though, don't surprise me like that. If you're as hard as you are, just tell mommy.

>>9373995
Damn DMG
Reading your responses make you sound like me except you play Vidya
I've only been consistently sneaking around /erp/ for the last couple of months, but since I've tried to rp I sort of like it here because I almost feel like I belong even as an Anon. (The cumming certainly doesn't hurt either)
You're stuck in a rut. The same things day in and day out. You want to go somewhere but you've been to everything your small town has to offer and anything interesting is at least an hour away.
Please know you're not as alone as you feel

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>>9374105
Ooooh shit, that's the stuff...it's been so long...
>She takes his hand and guides his fingers across her croutch, while using her other hand to pull him in for a kiss, invading his mouth with her rough cat tongue. Her belly flutters beneath his fingers as she continues to apply friction to his erection with her ass.

>>9374164
*crotch
(Oops.)

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>>9374074
I can't refuse service. I can just hang up and chalk it up as "They disconnected" and have them call back, hoping they don't get me again.

>>9374139
Thanks for the words of encouragement anon friend <3 Hope you stick around and feel like you belong for awhile.

>>9374074
This Anon is right>>9374066

I went blue collar after retail and haven't looked back (not that I'd want to). There's shit at every job but if you work manufacturing/construction/repair you tend to deal with the same faces every day. Do you have anyone you know, your parents know, or your friends know who can give you a foot in the door at another job. The only reason I have the job I've got now is that I knew one of the HR ladies and she vouched for me.

>>9374121
Will do Mama. Now, what do you want me to do with it?

>I stood there, relieved at her words, and ready to give her a nice show.

>>9374102
>The sight of the cock-hungry jailbird peeling away her revealing outfit only serving to further harden the giant hunk of flesh currently at the mercy of both her and her stand to a near iron-like firmness, he can only hope the fruits of her teasing don't slow her down any as she takes on the imposing task of taking her mouth around the meaty cockhead swollen with pump after pump of blood coursing through his cock's prominent veins. His helmet throbbed in approval with every wet kiss bestowed upon it, it's soothing warmth blanketing her hovering face with a wave of heat with every firm beat of his heart.
Ahhhh...you know, you look really cute with your hair down like that. You should wear it that way more often.

>>9374164
>Kokonoe's rough cat tongue felt prickly against his own tongue, but he didn't mind at all, and instead started to swirl his all around it as they exchanged their spit with one another. The fingers at her crotch started to press up against it and slowly wormed one inside, then pumped that finger in and out of her. With all the rubbing her ass was giving him, it was becoming too painful for his cock to remain hidden within his jeans so he takes his hand off her belly and quickly undoes his fly. He the pulls out his erect cock from within, then returns his hand to her belly and resumes rubbing it while his hips continue to grind against her.

>>9374179
Honestly, after a couple of bad rp sessions I've started questioning wether I should keep trying or find something else. So far I keep plugging away, and a little love from a kind face helps. Thanks DMG

Retail is shit but it's still better than Fast Food.

Also Military life will make you into an absolute suicidal deadpan cynical asshole. Also you'll say fuck every other sentence and not realise it.

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>>9374179
Oh. Still, it's some form of escape I wish I had if the customers get douchey.

>>9374213
I wish. But still, I'm not giving up. I don't intend to rot in retail until the end of my days.

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>>9374220
First, I want you to turn around and not look at me. Don't close your eyes either. I want to see if you're really turned on by me, or my body. Now go on, keep stroking. Use only your thumb and index finger until I tell you you're allowed to use anything else. If you want to, take off your pants

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>>9374254
>She yelps into his mouth as his finger enters her. Greedily, she starts thrusting her crotch into his hand, humping his finger into herself in time with his pumping. Her twin tails wrap gently around his cock and start to slowly stroke him.

>>9374265
All of my friends, save for one, turned into a complete asshole after joining the military. Don't like hanging out with people who do nothing but bitch about every little thing in "civilian life", while talking about nothing but how great it was to be out there, yet refuse to re-enlist out of fear. It's just too much for my taste.

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>>9374262
Don't worry, even the worst of the worst has friends around here. Only one way to get better, keep going at it. Pick up habits from partners. learn different terms and how to phrase things to hit that lewd spot just right. Best luck anon.

>>9374270
I feel you. I hear horror stories. My best friend works as a tattoo artist. Imagine the person that's yelling at you owes you 200$, and you just marked them for life with ink that they hate. That shit sucks.

>>9374303
>even the worst of the worst has friends around here
Just because Kenny has no standards doesn't make that statement true.

>>9374292
>He stops thrusting as soon as he felt her tails start to tug at his length, making him bite down on his lower lip. As she was rocking her hips against his finger now, he gradually sped up, until the sounds of his hand smacking against her mount could be heard. He then adds another finger inside, and the two continue to piston inside of her, rubbing against her inner walls as they get as deep inside of her as they could.

>>9374265
I wrap fast food, wait staff, and retail into the same ball of hate. You always get shafted because "The customer is always right..."
Your mostly right about military life as well. My best friend is the only guy I know who came out of the army without being a wreck of a human. Although his ptsd won't let him ride while I drive because I apparently I drive like a Humvee avoiding ied craters

>>9374288
>I listen to her instructions and do so. My back to her, I use grip my member with the aforementioned digits, and glide them back and forth along my length

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>>9374236
Aww.. shucks, go on..
I keep my hair up like that cause my uncle used to do that cause Morioh was so damn hot...
>Speaking of hot, Jolyne moans eagerly as the cock throbs and drools as she kisses it, her eyes nearly glazed in a lewd pleasurable look.
Mmph.. what a nice treat... a big fat cock for me to play with..~
>Stone Free dutifully strokes as Jolyne kisses and loves the big fat dick in front of her

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>>9374303
Holy christ, that's tough to imagine.

>>9374335
God, I hate those words with a burning passion. "The customer is always right." Even when they want to return a product over a year late, damage all over it, no original packaging, no receipt, and they paid in cash. If we don't snap our spines bending over for them, fuck us. Fuck that phrase and the bastard that invented it.

>>9374303
To you as well, DMG
>Kisses

K, so I have a bunch of ants that kept trying to steal my food. I have about 4 of them in a small container. Wat do with them

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
ANTS FUCKING EVERYWHERE. BRB.

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>>9374300
>>9374335
They say you're a product of your environment, and the Military is a terrible one. So glad I am out of there.

Its funny because you see these young straight out of highschool kids that enlist and come out depressed alcoholics.

I could not get a retail job after that. I'd just snap. It makes you mad that you comeback and see that these dumbfuck assholes are the ones that you devoted years of your life to protect.

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>>9374332
Ahhhh, FUCK! Just like that!
>Her ecstatic squeals are muffled by his lips as she kisses him ever harder with her rough tongue. She thrusts her hips rapidly, bringing his skilled fingers into her sopping wetness at an even faster pace. Her tails pick up the pace, one of them rolling all over the underside of his shaft while the other one wraps around and strokes him.

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>>9374348
>Seeing that you're turned around, she goes back to her work.
Now... work the head. Swirl your fingers around the base, get a feel for your meat and imagine I'm touching it. Don't be scared, I'm the one telling you to do it. Stroke, stroke, stroke my new little bookworm.

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>>9374407
>>9374410

>>9374420
>His tongue starts to wrestle with hers, and with how messy the kiss is, he can feel their combined spit spill out from their lips and drip down onto his chin. His fingers continue to pump faster and faster, their tips pressing against her folds as they search for Kokonoe's sweet spot, and when they find it, he ruthlessly rubs at it. He starts to moan in their sloppy kiss as her tails jerk him even faster, and needing even more pleasure, he resumes bucking his hips against her ass even as she stroked him.

>>9374378
Or the print add has a minor typo and you put out a disclaimer stating the problem yet some chuckle fuck thinks they deserve the misquoted item and want to speak with the manager who gives them a discount that they expect everytime they show up after that.
Brother I wish I knew where you were so I could buy you a round of drinks, but all I can do is hope you stay strong and best of luck in finding something better
>Hugs

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>>9374478
>As soon as his fingers brush against her sweet spot she lets out an animalistic cry into his mouth. Both of her tails wrap firmly around his dick and continue to jerk him in alternating rotations, the fuzziness tickling against his sensitive places. She takes hold of his other hand and places it back on her belly while grinding her ass against him even harder.

>>9374443
>Like a good boy, I listen and trace the head of my prick with my fingers. Its actually quite a pleasant technique, and one I'll utilize for sure in the future. I turn my head a bit and notice she's not watching. Its dismaying, but I keep going.

>>9374371
>And the beast itself soon reciprocates from the ceaseless affection the teen and her stand adamantly peppered it with, his swollen cum-factories wasting no time in granting her a healthy stream of pre dribbling from his tip as her stand works diligently to pump the milky substance from their churning confines. Soon enough the monster of a manhood wasn't the only thing between the four of them to express his gratitude towards the meticulous servicing of both the girl and her partner, the bliss-addled man brushing away his pleasure high with a shake of his head to snatch up the thighs of the woman draped across his lap with a firm grasp of his hands, foisting her lower body over his head until he is face to face with her shimmering womanhood. The slit acting like the log of meat currently under her care in blanketing his face with a soothing cascade of warmth, he wastes no time leaning forward and going to town, lest he lose pace to the two diligently trying to milk his stirring climax. Tongue peeking out from between his salivating lips, he zeroes in on the sensitive nub nestled right atop her dampening folds, tracing the bud with gentle lashes of his tongue.

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>>9374485
Thanks, man. I really do appreciate it.
>hugs as well

>>9374418
Sadly we never really learn from our past.
I saw all these images of guys coming back from Vietnam only to be met with protesters who called them killers, so they became cynical. Now guys get deployed to some shithole, get shot at, and watch some of their friends get blown to pieces. When they come back their met with millennials who say their life is hell because their fucking iPhone died like it's some kind of hardship. Some days I see why they drink

>>9374513
>Enjoying how Kokonoe let out mewls that are strikingly different than her usual self, he continues to tease her sweet spot make her let out even more of them. The hand at her belly starts to rub it at a pace just as fast as their bucking hips, then gives it a firm squeeze. His cock was beginning to throb from all the attention it was getting, and as it continued to rub against her ass, he knew it wouldn't be long before he sullied her uniform with his seed.

/erp/ - Business.

>>9372786
I'm surrounded by people that like and even love me but I still think of myself as an annoyance and routinely apologize for even bothering someone that says they like me

>>9374590
Business nothing
After talking with others in the thread I feel like we should be at some dive bar drowning our sorrows. Its comfy, almost like I'm with friends

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>>9374523
Ah!~ D-did.. I say you could.. do that?~
B-but... I don't miiiiind.~
>Jolyne gets the rare pleasure of getting to suckle on a fat dick while getting eaten out, and she shows her appreciation plenty! She suckles even harder, starting to take the bulbous head into her mouth as Stone Free works faster and faster. But she can tell the man is close, so she pops off it, giving it a gentle smooch as she strokes in tandem with her punch-ghost.
Come oooon, big boy.. cum for me!
Don't hold ANYTHING back.~

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>>9374587
>With all of her self restraint gone, Kokonoe moans and pants at his touch as if she were in heat. With her free hand, she reaches behind her and starts stroking his cock along with her tails as his fingers go to work, her juices threatening to stain her thong. With her other hand, she takes hold of his wrist and ushers one of his fingers into her navel.
[Oh shit, I'm getting close, he's starting to pick up...]

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>>9374628

>>9374628
That's a man ass

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Tossing this in here for another sleepless night.

>>9374639
>His two fingers continue to churn around within her tight slit, and with her juices starting to spill out onto his palm, it was easy for him to stick a third finger inside, stretching her pussy with their thick girths. With one of his fingers prodding her navel, he starts to finger this hole to, acting if it were also a pussy. The addition of her hand to his fat cock made him gasp into their kiss, and as it stroked him as fast as her tails, it brought him right to his limit. Just a couple seconds more and he shot his warm seed all over Kokonoe's ass, staining both her pants and her uniform.

>>9374694
I'm right here with you buddy. The guy who asked for Takemi earlier but headed out so you could finish that police thing.
How you feeling?

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>>9374651
>>9374651
Uh, bullshit.
Unless you mean "Man, I'd like to fuck that ass!"

>>9374694
>>9374710
he needs to go to bed in my opinion, it was a rough night, everyone needs some sleep.

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>>9374710
(I feel like garbage, but that isn't new. How about yourself?)

>>9374694
Second night you leave for about two hours and come back. And I thought I had sleep problems

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(Yay, or neigh?)
(p-pls dont hurt)

>>9374730
Checked my grades and they weren't as high as I hoped but overall not anything to lose sleep over. Got some good vidya, good lewd and some free time.
Hope you feel better my man. Sure you shouldn't try and lay down and do something more relaxing in the mean time?

>>9374742
I'll admit, I laughed at that

>>9374443
(Not sure if you'll see this, but I'm gonna hit the hay Mama Nine-anon. Thanks for playing with my novice ass again, even though I feel like I did worse than last time. Here's hoping I'll see you again soon. Take care.)

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>>9374753
(Trust me I'm fine, I just don't get much sleep anymore. Haven't in a long time.)
>>9374737
(Trust me buddy it gets worse, all this thanks to bad decisions during High School.)

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>>9374705
>With a loud screech, she reaches her limit, arching her back as he brings her to climax. She retracts her lips from his, panting heavily.
Ah...god damn, you really took me by surprise there. I had no idea you'd be that good of a fuck. I guess I should thank you for gettin' me off like that, god knows I've been too busy to do it myself.
>She sheds her stained labcoat and throws it to the side.
I better get this thing cleaned eventually, or else the boss is gonna have my head. Now you better get on out of here before the security guards start doing their rounds. Maybe I'll see you again sometime, yeah?

(Hope you had a good time anon, that was my first time as an ava in these threads. Sorry if you think I forced my navel fetish on you, but once you went for it I had to take advantage!)

>>9374628
>His face peeling back from the soaking wet confines of her womanhood for a brief moment to both breath from his diligent tonguing of her clit and to answer the girl slobbering away on his girth, he flashes a smug grin down at her, a thin web of both his saliva and her juices connecting the two as he takes his reprieve.
Hah...nope, but I thought it was awfully unfair that you-urk!
>Break time over. The gluttonous size-queen suddenly double-timing it on his already worn-down meat log, the limb dribbling a practical waterfall of precum as both her and her stand focus all of their effort on pumping the impending release from his churning sac down below, he too forces himself to pick up the pace in what little time he knows he has left. Unceremoniously darting his head back into her nethers, he clamps his lips around the quivering clit he once teased with faint lashes of his tongue, his mouth now mimicking her own, messily suckling on the sensitive nub as his climax begins surging forth. With a reverberating grunt, his abdominals tighten, sending the first of many thick streamers of cum shooting high into the air, only to rain back down on the tree like a gooey, pungent rain.

>>9374714
Hopefully I'll get to later
But now as a friend used to say, I feel the z-monster on my back. I hope Jolyne dreams of all the beast cocks she can handle. Goodnight

>>9374773
I have the opposite problem. I sleep like a rock. Need 4 or so alarms just to get my ass out of bed in the morning.
I assume because you posted your card you were in the mood for lewd. Anything you interested in right now?

>>9374742
Yay
I wanna ride this horse hard and put her away wet

>>9374742
Yay

>>9374835
>>9374817
>>9374742
It's 'yea', you faggots.

>>9374802
(I am indeed in the mood for lewd. It's your choice, I can go for anything.)

>>9374849
But "yea" is also used by faggots like Chat who think it's the way "yeah" is spelled.

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>>9374520
Now take your fingernail and run it along the bottom of your cock. Touch as many nerves as you can. Make your cock tremble from my touch. Don't go too hard now, I'll need it for later~. Give those balls a good fondling too. Run your nuts through your fingers, give your sack a twist as well. It's what I'd do if I were over there. Moan my name as softly as you can. Speak your affections for me.
>She picks up a cracker and takes a bite of it, returning to her observations.

(Sorry about the late reply. I had Internet problems. I saw that you've gone to bed so I'll catch you later. Good night)

>>9374849
Thank you grammar Nazi
Now fuck off cuz I want to stick my dick in anthro horsepussy

>>9374776
>With their lips having parted, he too takes in some much need air into his lungs, his warm breath battering her face. He wrings the last drops of cum out of his dick then removes his fingers from her pussy, licking them clean before he fixes his jeans
Well we didn't exactly fuck, but you were really good with these tails of yours. Thanks for letting me blow off some steam too. It's much better doing it with other folk.
>He grins, then gives her one last peck on the lips.
You better count on me visiting again, I don't think I can be satisfied with my hand anymore.
>He gives her one last smile, then heads out the lab, leaving Kokonoe to clean up the mess they made.

(It was really fun! And don't worry about it too much, cause I also kind of have a navel fetish too. You did great for your first time. Hope you stick around!)

>>9374860
(Ikaruga seems like fun. Not really that well versed in Senran to know what she's like though.)

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>>9374780
AH FUCK!~
>Jolyne hits her limit as soon as she feels and sees his cock blow a fat load, Her legs quiver and tremble as Anon's face is coated with quim as she orgasms, sighing happily and licking the cock-head still shooting it's load.
Haaaaaaah..~ Fucking awesome...~

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postin card so I can gauge interest on who wants what later on in the day, then hittin' the sack for the night

>>9374903
Shiki pls. When you're available.

>>9374903
Haven't seen anyone use Chun-li in a long time

>>9374903
More Unryuu would be great.

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>>9374900
(Good choice, I just finished her file. Would you like to write the opener?)

I just woke up, but id love to start the day with an RP. Is there anyone free who is not about to go to sleep?

>>9374926
>>9374903
You can scratch my request for thunder thighs. It's not like I'll be around to play with

>>9374903
It would be great, if i would know any of these

>>9374944
>>9374901
>>9374694
Just two

>>9374903
I look at the card, but all I see is the word YES written across every slot.

Take that for what you will.

>>9374920
>>9374926
>>9374928
>>9374946
>>9374952
>>9374954
Thanks for the info. I've got an idea of what to play later on. Good night everyone.

Alright ERP. If you had to pick one to fuck for the rest of your life, which would it be.

>Mouth
>Ass
>Pussy

Be specific about your answer if you want.

>>9374971
Ass
Female and male

>>9374894
(Thanks anon, I'll try and show up again for sure. It's definitely been fun.)

>>9374901
>The man feeling nothing but the most potent ecstasy as his creamy seed erupts from his tip only to land heavily on the three with a gooey thump, the earlier exhaustion combined with his powerful climax hits him like a truck, nearly blacking out from the pleasure enveloping his body. His face now thoroughly drenched with a spray of girlcum, his already lax body finally gives, sinking into the sheets as his chest rises up and down, desperately trying to replenish the oxygen stolen from his chest upon his practical geyser of an orgasm. His final reserve of strength tapped out, he uses his final ounce of energy to flop his arm out to his side, inviting the likewise depleted stand-user to join him as sleep finally begins to tug at his eyelids.

>>9374971
Mouth. I love looking at my partner's face down there. There is a lot of ways to fuck someone's mouth and they can do a lot to make it feel different too. So mouth it is.

>>9374980
he's right you know

>>9374989
And I'll make sure to give Kokonoe's navel more than a simple rub when you do get back. Later!

>>9374900
(Nvm Anon. I'm sleeping, goodnight. I'll be on later princess.)

>>9375043
(Yeah I just got pulled into vidya so thanks for the heads up. Been meaning to play with you for awhile. Your tracer was great.)

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>>9374999

>>9374971
I'm gonna be a fag and say pussy.

I just find it really appealing mentally to think about the dynamic of it. And the different positions are really nice too.

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>>9375048
(Thanks, I'll see you later.)

>>9375055
>Why does everyone automatically assume anal is only done doggy style

>>9375079
Oh believe me, I know it's not. I think one of my favorites is sitting in your lap, and getting it up the ass.
Good stuff.

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>>9374994
>Jolyne happily joins him, snuggling up close as she too, passes out cold, perfectly content and covered in cum. A perfect end to an exhausting day.