This is a thread for me to host a game that CC gave me because

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>>9307037
Mayor of Cantown

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>>9307037
Grora

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Tsubasa Hanekawa

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Gascoigne

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>>9307037
Jeff Ament

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>>9307037
Maria and Harusame

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>>9307037
Crusty Sean

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Inkling

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Kosaku Kawajiri

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>>9307037
Six

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Osamu Dazai

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>>9307037
Fluorette

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Lord Beerus

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>>9307037
Haku Yowane

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Rubick

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>>9307037
Perry Farrell

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>>9307037
Miku's ass

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Ash Crimson

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Alfred Jones

>>9307036
No, I meant Tic Tac Toe.
Only real masterminds play Tic Tac Toe. I thought you knew better than this.

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Junpei Iori

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>>9307037
Chino Moreno

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That one guy at Abyssal Demons

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>>9307037
Mikun

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>>9307037
Lana's mom

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Len

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Monsieur Le President

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Reuniclus

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>>9307037
Ririchiyo

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>>9307037
Leoric

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C.C.

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>>9307037
Regidad

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Hiyori Sarugaki

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>>9307037
Lana

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>>9307037
Polterror

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>>9307037
Fujiwara no Mokou

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Jin

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Senshougahara

>>9307105
Good night Riri. Talk to you tomorrow.
>kissu

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Karl Willetts

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Chika Takami

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Ibaraki Douji

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>>9307037
Leviathan

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>>9307150
Goodnight.

>>9307152
R.I.P. Bolt Thrower

>>9307186
>drops off an order of boxes

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Harold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hoPR2XR7hI

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Yukine

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Nodded off a bit there at the end...

Check, please.

>tfw love reading silly comedy mangas/web comics but not enough exist.
>tfw don't have any new ones to read

Help...

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>>9307310
Sora no Otoshimono

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>>9307309
Let's go!

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>>9307309
>You are READY!

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>>9307309
Get on with it.

>>9307324
Read it several times, one of my favorites.

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>>9307309
>Hanekawa's podium is placed in an odd position between the bushes and trees. Could someone have moved it beforehand
>The Arena appears to look unstable, like it's about to collapse any minute.

Well, it could just be my imagination. Lets to my best like always.

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>>9307309
I'll win ""this"" time sir! Let's begin.

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>>9307309
I'm ready to kill. Kill to be killed, maybe I'll win, who knows. I'm known to get pretty far.

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>>9307309
Let's get down and dirty!

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>>9307309
Let's go. I know I've been getting really rusty lately, and that's why it's important to me that I try as hard as I can this round. I mean, who wants to talk to a hero that can't even win a few games?
I'm getting off track. As long as you guys listen to me, our victory is practically a guarantee! Let's go!

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>>9307309
>>9307102
>>9307207

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Looks as though nobody wants to switch out for the late crew. Give them a round of applause for being that unlucky. while I get things started.

>>9307361
You just had to put the biggest loser of them all in, didn't you?

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Careful. Watch your step. It's a nightmare out there.

Oh, and you people better say something. If you're all quiet so help me I'll make you all yelp with my own two hands.

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>>9307392
>Six tries to drag the giant girl, but eventually gives up, unable to budge her in the slightest.

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>>9307392
>You show the French president the vast array of cans you have brought along.

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>>9307392
that was pretty nice of you....you're still a cunt...

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>>9307309
>>9307392
My best wishes to you all.

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>>9307392
In the end, or should I say the beginning... I've already lost my way and am now keeping the company of many hungry vultures...

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Okay, fine. Be that way. I know you all want to say something, you're just too afraid to. Keep hiding in your shells while the loud, rambunctious, and eager take everything you've ever wanted!

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>>9307392
>>9307402
>Haku just stands there drinking until she's drunk enough to go into the woods of her own accord.

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>>9307421
>You don't even notice him leaving because he's so abnormally tiny.
>In fact, you had no idea he was even there to begin with.

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>>9307361
Thanks uh... you
>>9307364
Hey, what's that supposed to mean?!

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>>9307392
Oh, man, I really did pack a lot for this one. I mean, people might call Kiku a crazy-prepared person, but you look at me and you think twice! I mean, well, check this out, man.
I have one American flag, twenty coupons for various stores, and I've even got a map just in case I get lost! (Pfft - yeah, right. I'm not THAT stupid.)
>>9307421
...And apparently this guy, too. When did you get in here, you trickster?! If you steal any of my coupons, you're dead to me!
>Alfred shakes his bag vigorously to get the mage out of his bag.

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>>9307421
This is exactly what I expected of them
Good riddence
don't let the door slam your ass on the way out

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>>9307392
>Mikuns robotic arms extend to hold the girl, with the small cat having a little help from a man.
Phew, t-that was hard!

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>>9307421
Don't step there you'll fall

Oh. Too late. You need to pay more attention, you know that?

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You know I didn't mean to yell, right? Why would I ever want to yell at you when you've done nothing wrong? It's quiet hours. Some people like to read during this time, or maybe take a nice bath, or possibly enjoy a flavorful smoke. Not everybody that comes into this place is entertained by the idea of murdering.

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>>9307456
>"Bat" was a strong word. It was more like a large stick, at best. Either way, that would probably just serve to make it an even more painful way to go out.

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>>9307392
>Crusty decides to go deeper into the greenery, hopefully this head start would be worth it.

>>9307421
>The sight of dead woodland creatures makes your stomach churn.
>Hopefully Crusty doesn't have to help cook those damn things.

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>>9307421
>Haku sits on her knees, tears rolling down her face and dripping off her chin. She's clutching shards of alcohol soaked glass.
... She broke all of my bottles..
>>9307456
... Why are we doing this..? You promised me some alcohol too.. So please remember that..

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>>9307456
>You run like your life depends on it.
>Because, y'know, it kinda DOES.

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I remember you were conflicted. Misusing your influence. Sometimes I did the same. Abusing my power full of resentment. Resentment that became a deep depression. I found myself screaming in a hotel room. I didn't want to self-destruct. The evils of Lucifer were all around me, so I went running for answers.

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>>9307456
>riri searches inside her bag and pulls a cantaloupe out
How much will you be willing to pay for this?

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>>9307492
Sorry, I'm tired. Not my fault

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>>9307492
>At least your last sight was an extremely pleasant one.

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>>9307392
This trip was was on the spur of the moment, so all I've gathered are some mangoes. I hope the woods provide plenty of game.

>>9307421
>>9307440
>Rubick falls to the ground, his head rattled from the man's shaking. Slowly he gathers his bearings, rising from the floor and clutching his map.
Sorry, my legs were getting tired and I saw your bag was open. It made for a rather snug fit, so I figured I'd go ahead and crawl inside.
>Rubick unfurls the map, studying it closely. This could prove quite handy for his survival.
Do you mind if I take this?

>>9307456
I've got some apples I found growing on a tree. What would you like to offer for that?

>>9307508
Watch those wrist rockets!

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>>9307421
I suppose that's not much of a difference from normal, hm?
>>9307492
Oh! I suppose I should move, then.

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In this world. In the realm, I am God.

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>>9307492
Eh, why not? I've been working my pipes recently anyways.

>>9307521
WE'RE OUT OF ROCKETS SIR

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>>9307492
>Haku looks up at them from the bag and just stares at them.
You're interrupting my nap..
>>9307523
Last time I tried someone found me..
>She refrains from even blinking.

I wanna motorboat drunktits

>>9307529
JUST LIKE IN THE SIMULATIONS

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It's your destiny. Just accept your fate and move on like all the others.

>>9307545
I'd like to go on a boat with a loud motor. Imagine the wind in your hair and all the bugs hitting your forehead!

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>>9307456
>Alfred stays up, silently debating whether to stay up or wait for confirmation that she won't come.
She's not gonna show up and gimme a beatdown, right? I don't think I would be able to handle it. I don't think I would be.
>>9307492
I can't ask you for much, but literally anything will do! Anything! Sea shanties? Um-- Uh-- The national anthem of the United States! Any song?
>>9307515
But there was barely any space, and I didn't even pack any clothes. Unless you, like, broke your back to get inside, in which you're crazy but that's fine--
>Alfred pauses, taking in the man's question for a second.
What-- No, you can't take the map! That's the only thing I have in order to make sure that I'll even make it outta here alive, that's the LAST thing I want--
>Alfred pauses once more, remembering the words he muttered before. He didn't really need a map, right? He's the hero!
I mean, uh, SURE! You can take the map if you really need it! What kind of hero would I be if I didn't give others help in their time of need?

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>>9307523
What is that dreaded noise? It sounds like an animal screeching with some resemblance of a harmony.

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I think you guys need a recreation day soon.

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>>9307555
You would go out of your way to take me out Suby. It's ok though, I won't hold it against you, cause that's what "friends" do.

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>>9307585
You know, being nearly fireproof like normal would have been useful there. Well at least I have an excuse to pass out now

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>>9307555
>Haku walks over to the downed man and kneels down next to him she looks like she's about to cry.
... You should have went for cover... Who runs in s straight line..?
>The floodgates are opened and she begins to cry, sobbing loudly.
>>9307585
>She's just sitting in front of her fire drinking, she actually looks kind of content for once.

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When did Inkling turn to the darkside?

>>9307591
Darn right I will. I'll die before you get a winning kiss from me.

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>breaking news: the mongols have invaded China
we have invaded China
>said the mongols
Please respect us, or we might invade you as well

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>>9307492
Oh, these rules are simple. Try and kick the ball into the bundle of sticks over there. If you succeed, you must sprint to the ball as fast as you can and throw it through the hole in that tree over there - failure to land the ball in the bundle requires you to do three laps around the stretch of trees over there. After that...well, we're not really sure. It's a work in progress...I don't often play ball games, so when it comes to creating one of my own you can see I'm sorely lacking. Actually, let's discard this game entirely. It makes no sense. I was going to call it Rubickball...

>>9307563
A lousy one, I think. It's good to know that heroes such as yourself still exist in today's society. Your values, morals and ethics are beyond exceptional!
>Rubick tucks the map under his arm and extends his right hand, wishing to shake hands with the man. A single bolt of arcane energy jolts around his hand as he does so.

>>9307585
Thanks for this, I'll be sure to use your haul wisely.

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I wish Mokou-tan would hit me with all of her energy.

>>9307615
Way to go, Mongs. You scared everyone away.

>>9307615
>a typhoon kills you

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>>9307612
>Haku was way to drunk to think clearly as all of this was happening, it's just a blur in her head and eventually she is sent on her way looking at her bottle confused.
Maybe.. I should cut back..
>>9307649
>She looks around confused and continues on her way after not seeing anyone.
Are people.. Avoiding me?..

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>>9307585
This is a meal fit for a king-- No, not a king, an emperor! I mean, not even Trump himself would be able to get a meal like this, and he's one of the most powerful people on Earth!
>Alfred puts a hamburger next to him as he gets the plate ready for himself. After doing this, he talks to himself some more.
Ain't nobody have quality food like this like the Americans do. Alfred F. Jones is a luck man today, that's certainly for sure!
>>9307612
>Alfred begins to sweat, staring at the rump with a sinful look on his face. He laughs nervously as he begins to walk away.
You know what? Maybe-- Maybe, just maybe, I'd be better off staying in the forest! You know, it's more homely, comfy, and, uh... NotwhereaanasscanfindmeifIhadfarenoughokayma'amthankyouforyourtimeyoucangonow!
>>9307615
Knock, knock.
It's the United States.
>>9307639
I agree, sir! Only true scum of the Earth would do that to people, and I'd rather be an upstanding citizen for my country and help others!
>Alfred takes notice, but ultimately ignores at as he begins to shake hands with the man anyway. I mean, you know, some people need to feel superior sometimes, and who was he to ruin the fun?

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>>9307612
The poor girl is going to end up killing herself soon enough. Let's not stain our hands and just wait for her to die of her own volition.

>>9307649
I'll endure the cold for the sake of making this girl decent. Who comes to the woods with clothes that offer such little protection?

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Crusty doesn't get it. He IS the food! Haha...aaah. Poor guy.

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>>9307612
Hah, You wish you could touch me. For a self proclaim man, you sure are seedy.

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The sun is a deadly lazer

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>>9307669
Another failure to add to the growing pile

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>>9307669
>Alfred stares at the landmark, thinking back to the time were he, Takeshita, and some other vampire girl, were led in circles due to his lack of smarts. Only this time, he has virtually no way of being able to get away.
Man, what do I do now? You'd think that I'd be able to get back to home, but the path tells me that this is the right way to go. Man...

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>>9307669
Huh..? I don't like this feeling..
>Haku starts walking a little faster. Then a little more faster. Then she starts running.
P-please just leave me alone..!

>>9307680
>Lazer

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I'm not a big fan of you guys sitting around and being lazy bones.

>>9307673
I would never dream of touching you! That's the whole point of me not wanting to give you the winner's reward, idiot!
And I don't know what this seedy business is, but stop it. I don't like the sound of it.

>>9307680
The sun is also your enemy.

>>9307685
Ahaha! Trust me, you shouldn't be bummed out about it. Let it fester up inside until you get angry enough. That's what I did, and now look at me! I'm basically the best!

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>>9307702
Zzzz

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>>9307665
>The small bolt offers nothing more than a meager shock at best. Rubick pulls his hand away, his face blank underneath the mask.
Oh, that wasn't nearly as entertaining as I thought it would be. Hmmm...

>>9307669
You look warm enough already, but spare clothes never hurt anybody.

>>9307701
Lazer with a z sounds cooler

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>>9307702
>Haku sits at the edge of the now cut bridge and hugs her knees close to herself.
I'm sorry..
>She stays like this for a while.

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>>9307669
>Ded
>Well, guess it's getting awfully late anyway, have a good one /HG/!

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I knew this would happen sooner or later! Don't you feel nice and warm knowing we can all relax and play some family fun games?

You know, like a family?

>>9307736
Nighty night dinner.

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>>9307702
Who are you fooling? I know you'd like to sock me right in the face non? I stand corrected. Either way, you seem pretty defensive about that, just what are you planning Suby?

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>>9307702
>Alfred pretends to smoke a cigar, attempting to look like one of those cool mafia bosses like he saw in The Godfather that one time. Honestly, he looks like one of those newspaper boys if he had a mid-life crisis.
You fellas got the goods?
>>9307714
>Alfred's still spooked anyway, pulling back with a quick yelp. After a few seconds pass, he realises what he just did, looking back up with an embarrassed smile.
You didn't hear that! I just didn't expect that to happen, it's not like I'm a wimp!
>>9307736
Have a good rest!

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>>9307702
>As she begins to fall, she closes her eyes with a sigh of what sounds like annoyance. Just before she hits the bottom she breaks concentration to this realm.

>>9307740
>Dies of loneliness

This hit too close to home.

Quads

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He's really gunning for that second kiss...

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>>9307740
...
>Alfred pauses, silently deciding whether to play it cool and leave with his honour intact or to rage about it and put England to shame. Ultimately, he comes to a compromise.
This is RIGGED! Of all the games you could have possibly picked, you decided to choose MONOPOLY?! If it weren't for the fact that I'm a good man with a good conscience, I'd have been much more savage! Urah!
>Alfred flips over the table while caught in the moment. After realising what he just this, he gets incredibly embarrassed.
S-Sorry! Sorry! I was just too caught up into it and I didn't mean to do it!

Tin cans are dumb

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>>9307740
Were they going easy on me..? I'm not worth that kind of effort..
>She looks around and the three that were with her are now gone.
>>9307774
>Haku checks her stash to find all of her alcohol gummy candies are gone.
... Ah..

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He's REALLY gunning for it...

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>>9307783
Hmph.

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>>9307795
>Haku wakes up hours later and looks around.
... Not the worst way I've been knocked out..

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>>9307774
You had all this food and never told me about it?
>she grabs a handful of sweets and stuff as many as she could fit in her pocket

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>>9307740
What can I say, other than that the best man won? Congratulations on your victory, friend. I've a good pair of eyes on me, so you must have a real talent for hunting if you could best me. And so quickly, too!
>Rubick leaves for home without a fuss.

>>9307749
>Rubick drums his fingers on his staff, searching for the reason as to why he didn't find this enjoyable in the slightest. Eventually he just sighs and lowers his head.
Ah, you're right, I didn't hear a thing. Say...do you know any magic? I'm in a bit of a slump here...

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HE GUNNED FOR IT

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CONGRATULATIONS!
>gives gas-tan a bigger, wetter kissu for winning twice
YOU DO WELL OUT THERE! I'M SO PROUD!

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Here are the placements. You all were horrible.

Sex is overrated

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>>9307795
>>9307843
>T-this just says knocked out though..?

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Someone wanted the summary last time, so here you go.

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>>9307850
>>9307858
>You give both the host and the winner a thumbs-up.

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>>9307818
Do I know any magic? Well, it depends what kind of magic you want to know. I can do a lot of magic TRICKS, but if you're talking about spells, I don't have much.
>Alfred notices the mage's mood, and wonders how to make him feel better. Eventually, he comes up with a great idea, smiling as widely as he can.
Well, if you gave a me a magic book, I could probably do a few... I could even try to replicate one I saw once if you want me to!
>>9307843
>>9307850
>>9307858
I salute you, brave sir! You fought well in the name of your country! Thank you for everything you've done, Subaru!
>>9307861
Don't knock it 'til you try it, Anon.

Sure feels like the same people are winning games constantly now...

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>>9307858
>Eh, whatever.
Congratulations..
Thank you for hosting.. Even for someone like me..

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>>9307858
Goobff jobff

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>>9307863
I would say I'm going to fix it, but I'm in no place to do so! You have to take it up to the boss lady that gave it to me and get her permission first.

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>>9307850
Congratulations
>>9307858
Thanks for hosting

Homestuck is boring

>>9307883
It is hardcoded in the simulator that certain entries have increased odds of winning

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>>9307850
Ah, you. Congratulations, sir. And thank you for this.

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>>9307858
>Hanekawa expresses her gratitude while still hanging from the tree she died on at the beginning of the game.

Thank you for hosting, it it wouldn't be much trouble, the vultures have gone home and so would I. Would you cut me down now?

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>>9307858
Hahaha! That's a new sight,two victories in a ro-
>recieves kissu
...One more of those and I'll certainly make sure those lips of yours will never make contact with mine again.
>thanks for the game m8.

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tfw my brother goes balls deep inside me

>>9307773
>>9307777

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>>9307911
>Cuts Hane-tan down
You could have done that yourself if you tried hard enough.

>>9307924
You obviously want it. If not you would have lost at the beginning with all the others.
Tell me, is it because my lips are soft, or is it because you yearn for a caring touch to match your rough exterior? I think I know someone I can set you up with. Her name's Rem and she's very soft and gentle.

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>>9307889
>I thought we were friends, how could you cheat me out of a- Nah, I'm kidding, but I'm going to bed now, goodnight.

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>>9307858
>thanks for hosting

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Time to sit back and relax until someone hosts

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>>9307960
It was physically impossible for me to move any of my limbs to do that. Even if I tried to struggle myself free, it would only hurt where the ropes were. Not to mention, I can't use my full strength, after vultures have had their way with me and all.

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>>9307970
>>9307985
>cheats on you with tan Cirno but has the decency to mouth "good night" before you leave

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>>9308001
>tfw

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>>9307858
Well, that was a nice camping trip. Could've been organised better due to the killing that occurred, but overall not too bad. Congratulations to the winner for...well, winning.

>>9307880
A book, hm? I don't often carry written spells on me, but I do have a notebook I've been writing in as of late. It's based on some of the tributes I've seen here, have a look.
>Rubick digs into his pockets and passes his notebook to the hero. The first page shows a crude scribble of the ice fairy that frequents this area and one of her spells - the ability to freeze a glass of water. Many strange symbols and a foreign language are used to detail the process involved in casting the spell.
>The second page belongs to a girl named Fluorette. Written underneath her name is the process involved to cast a spell Rubick has named "Ethereal Form." This page looks much more complicated than the last.
Try your hand at one of those.

>>9308011
Host pls

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>>9308032
>I'm not really in the position to be hosting right now

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>>9307992
One should appreciate every moment they have to relax possible.

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>>9307992
Eventually, someone will come alone. I wouldn't get too comfy if I were you. Disruption might make you feel worse about getting into a game.

>>9307996
You know what they say about pain, Hane-tan.
If there isn't any of it, there isn't any gain.
>Subaru laughs at the idea of vultures picking at whatever meat is on Hanekawa's bones
They must've starved after having their way with you. You're all bones with one huge brain in the big head of yours.

>>9308011
Don't worry, it's just for show. I'll make sure you get what you need for good acting.

>>9308016
Did you not like the killing, Rubick-tan? I guess I could simmer it down and make it extremely peaceful, but watching you not get what's coming to you for destroying the anime blu-ray I let you borrow wouldn't sit well with me.

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>>9308016
Thank you. Even if it's kind of futile given that I haven't quite performed a spell before, I can at least try. Now, let's see....
>Alfred stares closely, entirely baffled at the symbols used in order to convey how to perform them. Even if he could somehow read them, he bets, it would be extremely difficult to execute them perfectly. It would have been easier casting a spell from memory - at the very least, he's learnt a few tricks from England.
>What he does notice, however, is that the first one seems to be similar to one England had once performed. Maybe it would be easier to begin with the first one and see where it goes from there.
I'll try the first one since it seems to be the easiest! Do you have a glass... No, a bottle of water I can freeze? I'd like to try my hand at it!

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>>9307960
>[insert RP here]
>fuck imma sleep
>see ya guys in the morning.

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>>9308067
>gets nothing after inserting RP and bangs on the machine in frustration
G-Goodnight...

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>>9308050
My brain and head are not that big, you know. My head just happens to hold the things that it has inside.

And I'm completely fine with you thinking that about my body, Natsuki-san.

>Hanekawa looks at the wounds on her arm healing back at a rapid pace after the end of the game

Something feels like I would be stepping into a trap if I were to try and prove you otherwise.

>>9308131
0/10

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>>9308093
>Subaru notices her arm healing but decides not to say anything about it
I don't get what you mean. I haven't set any traps up yet. If I knew a certain elevator attendant were to be here maybe I would have, but as far as I'm aware she's nowhere to be seen, meaning the coast is clear.
>he can't hold it in anymore and finally decides to speak about it
So your arm. Where did the wounds go? Are you some kind of clay woman?

>>9308131
Impressive!

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>>9308050
I think I've already paid up for that mistake with my tendency to die horribly in these arenas. It seems explosions are the favourable way for me to die as of late, and while its an instant death it is horribly boring.

>>9308066
>Once again, Rubick digs around in his pockets. Inside he finds a flask of water he used for the camping trip, and shakes it to make sure there's something inside. When he hears the sloshing of water he places the flask on the ground.
Should you need any help performing the spell, don't be ashamed to ask. I've been told my handwriting is quite messy.

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>>9308152
The wounds? Ah, that's not me, I suppose. When I get injured inside an arena, the wounds begin to heal the moment it ends. I thought that was the case for everyone. It wouldn't be very nice if we all went home with holes and cuts on our bodies. I wasn't sure of what it was myself, but after many times of observing, it's just a conclusion I've reached. Maybe you haven't noticed it yourself, but aren't you the same?

>Hanekawa sees that her skin has returned to normal and then rolls her sleeves back down

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>>9308157
Thank you, once more! Using a small bit of science, I bet I can make this magic trick become easier to perform.
>Alfred squats down, looking at the flask with a hesitant gaze. He doesn't want to look like an idiot in front of a stranger, so he's only going to ask for help when he absolutely needs it.
Now, let's see if I can freeze this. It won't be easy, but I should try first and see if I get anywhere. It's like a science project.
>Alfred steadies his breathing, knowing that concentration is a big part of performing spells. Sticking his hands out like he's at a fire, he furrows his brow and grits his teeth, staring at the flask with a bit of determination. He stays in that position for a few moments, hoping he's getting somewhere.

>>9308204
>a faint fart is heard as Alfred does this

>>9308233
Oh god muh chuckles

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Check out my fidget spinner XD

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>>9308204
>>9308233

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>>9308233
Safety.

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>>9308233
...
>Alfred looks to the side, looking somewhat pissed as his concentration is broken.
For God's sake, Anon, I'm trying to cast a freaking spell! Would it kill you to be mature and not interrupt me while I'm doing this? And people call ME immature!
>>9308250
You, too! Quit laughing and breaking my concentration, I just want to get this done so I can get stronger!

>>9308249
Fuck, does anyone really buys that shit?

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>Blocks your path

>>9308279
>fucks you outta the way

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>>9308268
>The Inkling seems to have a smug look on her faces, and she does a farting sound with her mouth to tease him. She continues to laugh afterwards.

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>>9308157
You don't need to tell me about horrible deaths, Rubick-tan. I've been there and done that more times than you can count.
I don't disagree, though. You have paid for that time, but deep down it kills me. I paid a lot of money for that and I even helped with getting the movie up and going. I feel as though my memory of that anime is slowly fading because you've destroyed it, and for that, I'll always have that small grudge over you. I don't think there's anything you can do to make up for it, sadly.

>>9308192
Most of us do. I remember a little skeleton creature that walked away from the arena with all his wounds still on his poor body.
But even if they do heal, you still have emotional trauma that comes with it.
>Subaru's still eyeing up her wounds that have come to heal completely, gripping his arm as if it were happening to him in the process
I guess I am like that, in more ways than one. It's not like I have a body that depends on my wounds healing like you do. I'll still be intimidating to some people with or without them.

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>>9308204
>Rubick's eyes dart back and forth, trying to focus on both the man and the flask. Rubick detects a minuscule amount of magical energy emanating from him, amusing Rubick slightly. The fact that he could feel anything at all made him wonderfully curious.
Yes, keep trying! I can see your veins popping out of your skin, you're putting quite a bit of effort into this.
>Then the fart happens.

>>9308268
You were making good progress, don't let such silly things throw you off. I'm thinking we might have to move though, that stench is overwhelming. Reminds me of Pudge. I hate Pudge.

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>>9308296
>faces
>not face
Man, I'm tired..

>>9308305
Aren't you normally asleep by now?

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>>9308300
Emotional pain? No, not at all. Pain is just pain. I stepped onto the podium knowing what I would have to do, knowing what I might have done to me. Knowing that might happen is part of taking on that responsibility. Pain is fine, if it has to be, it would be right if I were to blame anyone for it. After all, it's only just for a moment.

Were you hurt many times yourself? It would be bad if you were still weighed down by those things.

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>>9308331
>Just noticed it's 1:30 in the morning
Oh.
Usually, Yeah.

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>>9308296
...
>Alfred takes a deep breath, trying his darnedest not to stand up and slap the person. He then realises that that's not heroic, just glaring at the Inkling with the intensity of a million suns.
Oh, yeah, you're laughing now, but if it was you in this situation you wouldn't be laughing. Man, why are kids so rude nowadays?
>>9308301
>Alfred sighs, standing up and rubbing the back of his neck with an embarrassed look. To say he was embarrassed was an understatement - honestly, he wanted nothing more to get back on track, so he takes the flask and moves to another rock.
I'm sorry, but I'm the kind of guy that gets thrown off by the smallest detail. I can promise you that I'll get somewhere by the end of this session, though!
>Alfred repeats the process once more, squatting down and steadying his breathing. He hopes that this time there'll be some indication that he's in the right path.

If HG is shitty it's because it's filled with a bunch of uncreative cunts.
Do you ever wonder why most "codes" are just vidya/anime tropes made into boring sentences? It's because of that.
You all spend the last thread talking about OOC, OC, OOCIC, and all that stuff... but actually the guys who do that are more fun to RP/talk with because what people consider "IC RP" here is :
"Let's fucking talk about my shitty background form my weeb anime, for hours"
Or when you guys don't do that, it's really just small chat using pictures to recognize yourself. Unless your character has a very specific way of talking, I couldn't recognize half of you fucks.
It's not difficult to do something interesting, you guys are avaing knights, magician and shits and yet the best thing you can do when you enter a thread is :
Hello.
I'm not talking about ebin RP fight either, Vino got what I'm talking about, and he still found time to answer to slides, you guys are just shit..

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>9308363
>The glare seems to make the Inkling freeze up for a moment, but she goes back to childish and carefree self quickly. The "kids being so rude" remark seems to make her mad, and she turns her back to the man.

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Hello.

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>>9308300
It does seem you had quite a bit of sentimental value invested into that particular item. Would I be able to restore amends if I were to present you a copy of it? It would surely repair some damages.

>>9308363
>Rubick moves along with him, watching closely as he initiates the process again. Although Rubick still feels something stirring within Alfred, the flask remains still for the entire duration. The simple truth of the matter is that no further progress can be made unless Rubick were to make sense of his notes for Alfred.
Well, there was an attempt. Quite frankly I'm surprised I could feel any kind of reaction coming within you at all! If you so wish, I could translate my notes for you. Some have magic innate in them and others require study; it seems you've fallen into the latter category.

>>9308404
>teleports behind you
Nothin personnel, kid.
>throws your stale pasta into the neighboring thread.

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>>9308429
>You greet the boy cheerfully.
>You still hate his hat.

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>>9308404
Don't steal pasta I wrote over a year ago, thanks.

>>9308443
I want to dick Rei so badly holy shit.

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>>9308350
Know what might happen and experiencing and feeling it are two different things. I could say I'm expecting to get run over, but no matter how prepared and ready you think you are you'll never be ready for the pain that comes from having a truck crush your entire body and the moment of life you have left before it's taken.
I definitely was hurt before. Both in and outside the arena. I still remember all the times I've been burnt to a crisp, or the times I've been stabbed, or the times I've spontaneously combusted. Some nights I can imagine the pain so vividly that my body begins to ache from it. It usually lasts until I fall asleep. I wouldn't expect a meek girl with glasses to fully comprehend this. The worst you've probably been through is a papercut delivered to you by the test you were taking in school, or perhaps your heart being broken by the boy you like.

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>>9308439
why is he just staring at me
HELLO YES
THIS IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
PLEASE HOLD
YES
HOLD MY ASS CHEEKS AS A FART IN YOUR DIRECTION
THANKS

well it is your fault harry, you shouldnt of even joined, you didnt even care

>>9308443
Damn eye tallyons, stealing ur pershter!

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>>9308412
>Alfred sighs, standing up and beginning to move towards to the Inkling with a somewhat sad look on his face. He thinks he was a bit too harsh on the kid, and figures that it's right to apologise. In other news, he's cursing himself for being such a softy.
Hey, kid, I'm seriously sorry for being that way, but you know where I'm coming from, right? I'm only saying sorry because it's the right thing to do.
>>9308435
I see. Maybe it would be a good idea if you could translate them for me! I'm not exactly a natural-born spellcaster, but if I were just given a bit more time to study up on this I could do it perfectly!
>Alfred stands up, walking towards the mage with a smile on his face. Even though he knows he hasn't gotten far, what he DOES know is that he's still making progress. It's better than nothing.

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>>9308464
>Oh, good, another absolute loony.
>You start slowly backing away from him, palms raised in front of your chest.
>Hopefully he doesn't gut you with a plastic spoon if you go away peacefully.

>>9308456
>>9308474


>Kicks in the dick

>>9308480
>happens to walk inbetween and takes your kick to the shin.

PSX


Chrono Cross
Final fantasy 4
Final Fantasy 5
Final Fantasy 6
Final Fantasy 7
Final Fantasy 8
Final Fantasy 9
front Mission
Legacy of Kain
Yu-gi-oh forbidden memories
Vanguard bandits
vagabond
saga frontier
saga frontier 2
legend of dragoon
hoshigami
digimon worldfinal fantasy tactics
Brethe of fire 4
legend of lunar
xenogears
suikoden
suikoden 2
Brave Fencer Musashi
Breath of Fire: 3
Final Fantasy Anthology
Jade Cocoon
Koudelka
Rhapsody
shadow of memories
Tales of Destiny
Parasite Eve
Parasite Eve II

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>>9308435
I wouldn't count on it. How do you plan on restoring something you know very little about? That's like depending on someone that knows nothing about clocks to fix Big Ben.
It's not just that disk either. I value all the games and anime I've bought. You feel the same way about your old books, don't you? Imagine someone coming along and burning them all. How would you feel?
>Subaru stops himself. Just thinking about someone like Rubick getting mad and possibly destroying everything around him is enough to make him break out in a cold sweat
You get the point I'm trying to make, I hope.

NES
Castlevania 2 simons quest
Romance of the three kingdoms
bandit kings of ancient china
dynasty quest
romance of the three kingdoms 2
Legend of zelda
Legend of zelda 2
ghost lion
bard tale
bard tale 2
mother
might and magic
40 or so forgettable games

>>9308493
Those all sound extremely weeby

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>>9308456
I suppose you're right. I certainly haven't been injured physically as badly as you have been. Even so, whenever I have been hurt, I simply endure it because it's something that shouldn't interfere with that things that I'm supposed to do. You're the same, enduring those pains but we handle them differently. I do my best to forget, after all, you can't avoid every unfortunate event. It just can't be helped.

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>>9308480
>>9308492
Thanks for taking the blunt force of that attack. I don't want my private parts to get any more damaged than they already are. That guy always seems to direct his kicks straight to my junk for some reason.

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>>9308480
MotherFUC--
>Alfred bends down, being thankful he wasn't attempting to cast a spell that time. A few tears streaming down his face, he's thankful that at the very least no one important saw that.
I didn't even do anything to warrant that kick. You kicked two people with one leg! How the heck did you manage to do that?!

GBA


robopon cross
Robopon ring
Pokemon Emerald
Fire emblem Roy one
Fire emblem stones
dragon ball legacy of goku (saiyan to freiza saga)
dragonball (Android saga)
dynasty warriors
Battle Network RockMan EXE 2
Battle Network RockMan EXE 3
Breath of Fire
Breath of Fire II
Breath of Fire: 3
Dokapon
Eragon
Golden Sun
Golden sun 2
medabots (medarots)
monster gate
megaman battle network (sequels upon sequels)
phanatsy star collection'
monster rancher
monster rancher 2
oritental blue (wai!)
demikids light
demikids dark
summoner night
summoner night 2
shining soul
shining soul 2
ZOE
Zoids saga
zoids saga 2
zoids lefacy
riveria
yggdra
shaman king
final fantasy tactics advance
children of mana

>>9308493
>doesn't see Metal Gear Solid, Tactics, Bushido Blade 1, Bushido Blade 2, Chrono Trigger, Resident Evil on there as well

Fuckin scrub.

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>>9308479
YES HELLO?
ARE YOU THERE SIR?
NO?
ehh I'm bored
I wish this loser in the ISIS turban would stop staring at me

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>>9308506
Then why does it seem like my entire life is filled with those unfortunate events? Please shed some light on this, Hane-tan. You're smart enough to come up with a conclusion. Maybe if you give it to me straight I'll be able to move on and forget it all.

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24

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>>9308524
>You believe you're at a far enough distance that he cannot react and chase after you in time as long as you run like a motherfucker.
>So, you run like a motherfucker.

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>>9308474
>The Inkling doesn't really accept the man's apology, she seems to be ignoring him in a way. Her back is stilled turned to the man, and she avoids all eye contact with him.
>>9308518
There's 3 Fire Emblems on GBA.
Swords of Seals (Roy)
Blazing Sword/Fire Emblem 7 (Eliwood/Hector/Lyn)
Sacred Stones (Eirika/Ephraim)

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>>9308535
A fucking traitor

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>>9308538
Yeah, just leave
freak
I didn't want someone to talk to anyway
you think some guy staring at you wouldn't just run away and would instead do something to freak YOU out
but no, just some scared shy wierdo

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>>9308524
>ISIS turban
kek.
>>9308535
Inkling
>inb4 bait

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>>9308535
Alfred Jones
>>9308541
Kid, come on, I said I was sorry. How you like it if you were the butt of a joke? Pfft-- Okay, okay, take it seriously. If this is your way of planning to kick me or do anything violent towards me, it's not going to work, kid.
>Alfred places his hand on the kid's shoulder, looking kind of weary at the silent treatment.

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>>9308532
I'm not smart, I just happen to know what I know. Everyone's life is filled with whatever circumstances they were born into. There is no real light to shine on this. Since you're asking me to give it to you straight... Is there anything to give? Misfortunes and pain happen, skip waiting to receive something and just forget it all. Do you need something to help you forget? Other than the fact that it's pointless remembering?

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>>9308535
Gunner

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>>9308554
Did someone say... Freak?

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>>9308518
>You mean Summon Night Swordcraft Story/Craft Sword Monogatari?
>>9308535
Pratty

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>>9308574
kill yourself
I don't mean kill yourself the ava
I mean kill yourself guy posting this
just kill yourself

>>9308535
>>9308574

Vamp

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>>9308474
>>9308512
>Rubick peers down at him as he bends over, unsure of what to do in this situation.
It seems the faceless ones here don't like you all that much. Whatever did you do to earn their ire?

>>9308495
I could always learn. Some of the features of this world have come quickly to me. For instance, I'm able to safely operate cars and know how to handle a firearm. Three months ago I was barely aware of their existence.
>Despite Subaru's feelings, Rubick handles the line of questioning with no appearance of turning to anger. He remains passive throughout.
I suppose its just hard for me to equate the things, is all. Books have an internal value to them, they offer knowledge and insight and serve to build upon one's mind. That...err, anime...well...
>Rubick decides to let his sentence hang there as the implication is loud and clear.

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>>9308535
Sunflower

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Not to be rude, but I'm going to need a lot more.

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>>9308594
>>9308535
Phantom Fluorette

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>>9308535
Tsubasa Hanekawa

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>>9308535
Lord Beerus

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>>9308535
Mayor of Cantown

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>>9308563
>The Inkling still doesn't try to listen to the man, but once the butt pun comes out, she can't help but to let out a slight laugh. Afterwards, she goes back to trying to be stoic and silent.

"Ugh, do you see this kid, Carson?"
>The long-haired girl gestured at the new boy with her cane. Her friend, another boy with unkempt curly hair and a constant scowl, turned to look at him.
"He's a retard. I can smell it."
>The boy didn't appear to respond at all, instead working furiously on some sort of sketch. Carson slammed his hand against the boy's desk. No response.
"I can't believe they'd put a retard in our class," Carson growled. "What does that say about us?"

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>>9308535
Ririchiyo

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>>9308535
Rubick

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>>9308581
Don't be that way, I can use my mouth in so many... Ways.

>>9308634
fuck off cunt

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>>9308535
Machi Amayadori

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>>9308592
>Alfred looks up, his eyes somewhat watering from the pain. He attempts to stand straight in order to not look like a wimp, and although it works, it's... Kind of clear he's in pain. He's doing a good job in trying to tough it off, though.
I don't know, to tell the truth. I think it's because I'm not a very likable person, maybe? I'm sorry, sir, but I don't know why. It's always the same guy that does it.
>Alfred sighs, rubbing the back of his neck.
I'm sorry if this is discouraging you from wanting to translate the writing for me. I'm kind of a magnet for trouble, you know?
>>9308616
>Alfred somewhat grins, thinking of a thousand puns in his head. Trying to take it seriously, however, he fights it off and puts on a sincere tone.
Kid, please. I seriously am sorry for what I said... Even if I have forgotten it all by now. What will it take for you to turn the other cheek? Pfft-- Sorry, sorry.

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>>9308565
You could have just said "You're doomed forever. Forget about it and try to live as gleefully as possible" instead of that jumbled up mess, especially that end part. It almost sounds like you're mocking me a little bit.

>>9308592
Where in the hell did you learn how to operate a car? Firearms is believable, but I haven't seen any cars around here, besides that red on with the face, but that crashed and burned some time ago.
>Subaru knows exactly what Rubick is implying. He has no intent to have him finish it either, knowing it'll only make him look bad if he did
Say what you will about it, but there are some books out there that are flat out awful. I'm sure I can name some anime that are more meaningful than some books. I've seen enough to know what's good and what's not.

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>>9308535
Natsuki Subaru

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>>9308535
Senshougahara

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>>9308637
Once I've sucked every drop of fluid from that boy. And I do mean every drop.

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>>9308642
>Hanekawa smiles, perhaps your suspicions that she was toying with you using sarcasm were true
>However she was sincere, dead serious, she actually believed the words that were coming out of her mouth, this was how she lived

No kidding. I looks like you knew all along, Natsuki-san.

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>>9308535
Cute maids

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>>9308641
>The Inkling can't help but to start giggling uncontrollably at the puns that the man is making. Her mood turns from angry to back to being happy in mere seconds

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>>9308535
Billy Mayes

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>>9308660
Making me say it myself is devilish of you. Don't you know the most important part of a man is his pride? Making him admit he's stupid like that could scar him for life. I wouldn't trust you with raising a boy all by yourself, Hane-tan.

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>>9308535
Kosaku Kawajiri

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>>9308535
Ash Crimson

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>>9308679
There you go! Now that we've turned that frown upside down, you should be in the mood to forgive me, right? Right? Come on, kid, don't be an ass, will you? It's seriously eating at me!
>Alfred chuckles to himself as he softly pets the Inkling on the shoulder. He knew that he was still good with kids... He hopes. You're allowed to indirectly call a kid an ass, right?

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>>9308696
Lessons are best learned when you hear them said with your own mouth. Remember when you were young and still learning how to speak? You wrote the words down as your said them out loud.

That doesn't mean I expect everyone to simply be able to forget about their problems. If you have any, I'll certainly be an open ear. I may even be able to throw in some advice. It would be very useful for you and this imaginary child you have created.

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>>9308535
Havel The Rock

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>>9308535
Nemuno Sakata

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Do not hide, Yukine. I can smell you. Ahh, it is a good smell, too!

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>>9308535
Fighter

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>>9308535
Volga

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>>9308641
I haven't been discouraged, no. This whole thing is intensely unfamiliar to me, and I wish to indulge in this new experience completely. Not often do I play the role of teacher to somebody else. Now, let's get back to it then, hm?
>Rubick opens his notebook and scans the page multiple times. It takes a couple reads for him to realise that he's not actually processing the information on the page - he's forgotten the meaning of the symbols completely. His eyes move up and down in a frenzy as he tries desperately to recall the significance of anything he's written down. Symbols and words blend together, forming an incomprehensible blob in his mind.
Ohhhh. Ohhhhhhh....

>>9308642
You've seen more of this place than I have, haven't you? Surely you're familiar with that arena. The one with where the tributes must race against one another while behind a vehicle. I crashed and burned the first couple times I entered, but overtime I learned how to drive. Well, mostly. I think it was automatic that I've learned, not "stick." I'm not yet familiar with "stick."

And yes, I suppose there are quite some rubbish books that get published. Ones that try and push an agenda, or genre fiction that exist purely for enjoyment. Don't get me wrong, I'm not as snobbish as most scholars, I can see the value in fiction. They instill morals in kids, deliver message, act as a commentary about the way things are...those make for good books.

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>>9308718
>The Inkling keeps giggling, and she seems like she's forgiven the man at this point.

>Sorry about ending it off kinda suddenly, but it's kinda late

Nighto HG