/erp/ - Erotic Roleplay "Early morning Paizuri" Edition

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FUCK ESL

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>>9292590
O-of course I am used to being punished! I'm a tank after all. I-It's my job t-to take the punches and b-blows. To distract t-the monsters and h-hostiles... L-like you! I'll be able to endure the most savage punishment! I-if you can catch me that is... I-I'm pretty s-strong.

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>This thing flies into your house and knocks down your furniture

What do?

Where do I get invites to /erp/ discord servers

WE ALREADY HAVE A NEW THREAD DON'T USE THIS ONE

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ESL NOT WELCOME

>>9292689
Here's your thread

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>>9292728
There's really only two you can get into, and you basically have to be around when one of the people with invites enabled can post them.

>>9292706
Hmm. As much as I'd love to test out just how sturdy you are, Darkness, I realize that I must sleep soon, and I don't want to stop in the middle of something too hot. I hope you enjoy what we've talked about however.

>>9292736
Yea, you guys can use that one if you want. The rest of us don't care and will use the one with people.

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>>9292747
Y-y-yeah... It's alright. I was just teasing anyway. Nothing fancy. I'm absolutely not looking forward for a session and get gangraped by d-dogs.

https://www.strawpoll.me/12947839
https://www.strawpoll.me/12947839
https://www.strawpoll.me/12947839

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Hello
Where are the lolis?

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Reposting so the Asriel anon can watch it

>>9292759
Of course you're not. That'd be horribly degrading to enjoy getting raped into submission by a pack of snarling beasts until they implant you with their seed.

Till next time, Darkness. Enjoy your evening.~

>>9292769
Do you really want them?
You seems to run away everytime things got real.

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>>9292769
''Hiding from you, lolicon rider.''

>>9292780
I'm not sure what you mean by that.

>>9292781
Hide n seek is pretty fun!

>>9292702
>His eyes look glassy, distanced, while he looks up at the Anon who's cock and balls he had been loving for so very long. The slaps of dick down on his face make his eyes squint, but his lips smile. Then they get back to work while he is fed the world and whims of the Anon that he will fit into, likely right between Anon's thighs if that were the case. Right where he was now, gently kissing his nuts while he was being used as a cockrest, the warm cummy mess on his face dripping down his features, or getting smeared across him from the humps coming from Anon, humps intent on shoving that ball he was licking into his mouth, intent on grinding that fat dick down on his face, where it ought to be. He was clearly about to lose himself again, the testicle having slipped past his lips, and soon just barely sucked inside of his mouth, where his tongue began to roll across the sweaty balls, licking it from front to back while he continued to listen, on to the extent of his consciousness, from this Anon with the monolithic need to make the little anon out to be his cocksucking bitch, looming over him with the fact...
>He clearly didn't want to sleep... or maybe this is where he planned on sleeping from now on, his face cradled into master's crotch, his balls in his mouth being bathed with spit throughout the night.

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>>9292776
S-see you later, anon. I-I'll torture you with my shitty quality ERP later.

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Someone tell me something cute!

>>9292808
Kittens.

>>9292808
I'm gonna spray a load on your face.

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>>9292812
I got a better one

[/spoiler] you

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>>9292789
''Mhmm. A very popular game along little girls. Perfect for someone like you, right?''

>>9292842
Exactly! I'm glad you understand me so well, Hachikuji.

>>9292835
A load of what?

>>9292857
Cum, duh.

>>9292790
>The rapacious anon looked down into the loving eyes of the boy who would be draining even more future loads from his thick cock with nothing but adoration, the skillful milking of his dick still fresh in his mind even as the boy continues to amaze him with his eagerness to please. Using the boy's face as little more than a dick rag he swipes his underside across his visage, dirtying his member with his previously spilled spunk while also marking the cocksucking boyslut as his own personal dick milker. His spherical cum factory jumped around within the prison of his mouth, each long drag of tongue giving him that salty taste he was so eager to savor again and again. All too soon the taller male, shifts backwards, pulling the stone free from his lips, moist with saliva and oozing down his inner thigh. Grasping the subservient boy by the collar he sits down on a nearby couch, relaxing into the seat as his fat drool clad dick is displayed to the male in front of him. With shocking ease he tugs the boy until his lips are pressed right against that cock head, aching once more for his embrace. The same one that spewed rope after rope of seed for him to swallow. The same one that pulsed and throbbed between his lips as he tongued and sucked it, heading towards the orgasm that would fill him with satisfaction. The larger anon lets out a long groan before leaning back into the seat, not even bothering to get dressed as he begins to drift off to sleep.
Here's a small present for draining me so well. You can suckle on my dick while you sleep. If I have need for your throat I'll just thrust down on it so you can service me properly. Sweet dreams, pet.
>The man smirks before fully resting, head draped against the couch as he slips off into dreamland.

You ever jerk off so much that your back starts hurting as a result?

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:thinking:

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>>9292851
''You won't try to do anything nasty to them once you finally find every one of the lolis, right?''

>>9292869
Get a better position.

>>9292864
A-anon that isn't supposed to go there...

Cards please! Also,is anyone free?

>>9292883
Then why are you even here?

>>9292877
>Kissu

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>>9292888
You guys are nice and like talking to you. I try contributing with drawing pics for anons so they can have more for their avatars.

>>9292878
Of course not! Only pure, family friendly lewding.

>>9292878
He is going to rape them kid

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>>9292912
''Lolicon... You keep digging the hole deeper and deeper into depravation.''

>>9292905
>not a single word about ERPing
Fuck off.

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>>9292865
>He follows after the massive walnut of a testicle that slipped from his lips, leaning towards the larger Anon after he had already smeared his cock on his face and suitably gotten it even messier than it already was having had a load sprayed across it. Then there's a finger hooked in his collar, and, shuffling on his knees, he attempts to follow after the Anon, never bothering to stand as the sofa wasn't too fat away. The Anon sits on it, thighs spread, and the littler anon knows his place, scooching right up between his thighs, listening intently while the dick pointed over towards him, and the sack lazily spread across the seat of the sofa. With an eager smile, he nods, and opens his mouth wide to latch it around the head of that dick once again, settling his cheek on the inside of Anon's thigh afterwards and closing his eyes as he curls up to the edge of the sofa. His tongue lazily scrubs the underside of Anon's cockitp, happy with his rewards of being allowed to dream while dick was in his mouth, likely leading to some very lewd dreams. And so he settles in for the night with big, dozing Anon, free to be used by him should ever he wake up at any time, free to be a hole to plunge down into if a sudden nightly horniness ever struck him, or a safe depository for cum should even the cock need to spew a nocturnal emission.
(Yeah, thanks for the time! have a good night, hope to see you around again)

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>>9292939
I can give you more pics for your avatar anon.

Do you have one in mind you don't have many pics for roleplay?

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>>9292769
wan wan!

>>9292781
(god damnit I have an entire folder of her, why is she so cute.)

>>9292955
(Yeah this was...Fantastic. Hit so many of my kinks. Is there something you want me to call you since we were both on anon?)

>>9292973
>Pets the cutest doggo

>>9292975
(Sure, call me Owain.)

>>9292964
Just make one post and stop blogposting. Better yet, go to HG with your nonlewd shit.

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>>9292978
thanks mister! am I a good dog?

>>9292985
Yes, you are! The goodest dog of 'em all!

>>9292878
Loli rape does sound fun.

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>>9292985
Hurray!

>>9292975
I'm sure if an avatar-less anon comes around with a bell-clinking collar, it could very well be me. I kinda liked referring to you as Anon and me as anon, so I dunno how far that'll go. You could just make up a name~

>>9292938
But that's not gonna stop you from tagging along, is it?

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>groegdgfji r gejiroiesgngr gre singse4 4rgs

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>>9292983
Ok!
Which one do you want anon, which is your avatar?
Are you sure you only want one pic?
Be specific
I usually just search in the archives for requests of the character you ask for and multiple pics of the character with different expressions. Like vn sprites.

When anon's rp together. It's the best.

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>>9292983
Why are you so salty in the morning
Better yet, why are you so salty throughout the day?
Do you dream of salt, anon?

>>9293004
(Alrighty! I'm fine with the anon thing but if you want I can call you Clinks. After the collar noises. Hopefully will see you around again for more cock worship. You were great.)

>>9293024
Hope to see your tasty, lengthy cock around here as well~ night!

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>>9293022
P-please don't fight...

>>9293009
Stop replying to them. You should know by now that they're just looking for responses.

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>>9293050
They may be just anons talking and with legitimate complains anon.

>>9293066
No, they're not. Learn to spot the difference, because you're only encouraging them when you keep responding.

>>9293066
>with legitimate complains
Yup. You're here, using an avatar, and not ERPing or looking to ERP. So fuck off.

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>>9292995
''Lolos are nonos for rapodos.''

>>9292973
(A lolo is bestolo)

>>9293006
''I'm here to help you, lolicon. To show you the light and trick you into my traps with games and puns.''

>>9293078
Well,they not exactly need to consent for a rapist,though.

>>9293077
Wanna ERP?

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>>9293072
I think you are being paranoid of how many shitposters anons there are here
>>9293077
I can contribute if you want anon. Do you have some avatar? Some pic or pose of that character you could get some use of?
You can ask anything anon.
I won't have it made soon tho. Sorry. You would have to wait some days.

>>9293104
I did, but not anymore.
Have fun.

>>9293104
Id like to. What would you like to do?

>>9293122
So you're just here to shitpost.

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Wake up thread!

I would like to initiate an ERP.

>>9293172
I'm awake.

>>9293173
Me too. What would you like to do?

>>9293172
>Gives sensei a morning kissu

>>9293196
C-cheek!

I don't really feel like lewding right now, yet I come here. Convince me to post my card.

>>9293219
If you do it, you might get something that isn't lewd while it's dead, like early morning cuddling!

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>>9293219
You dont have to.
Is dead hours anyway, so just hanging around for now wont hurt.

>>9293235
>that filename
morrigan?

>>9293172
>His gaze locks with hers for a few moments. As he peers into those incredible pools, awe overcomes him. It as if a searing, quaking pain was blooming in his gut. Mere seconds later, he almost thrust himself out of his desk. Though he lunged for the door, he knew that he couldn't make it in time.
I-I am so sorry.
>With a single blunt tug, he jerked his pants to his knees and squatted over the trashcan. It seems that agony in his belly was not just imagination, as fat globs of yellowish-brown matter burst from his charred pucker. One hand covered his face, tears streaming from his eyes due to a mixture of shame and pain

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>>9293248
(Actually I spilled coffee over my keyboard so fr time to time they get stuck writting aaaaaaaaaaa bbbbbbn like that)

>>9293183
You lied!

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Post butts.

>>9293321
I didn't. I'm awake.

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>>9293334

>>9293334
>only have ones that are mine
I have failed u

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>>9293344
D-don't share photos o-of me.

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>>9293394

>>9293394
What are you going to do about it?

>>9293394
Shut up, dumb slut. You're lucky I don't punch you in your fucking kidneys.

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>>9293344
I just want a Megumin/Aqua

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>>9293405
H-hey! I-I t-told you t-to stop.

>>9293411
I'm going to use my sword... Y-yes. I will!

>>9293417
Yes, I'm luck. I-I don't want to feel a punch f-from a strong warrior. Not at all!

>>9293432
Mecha play Megumin. But I'm reading the Novels, right now. I could try, giving Megumeme a chance later.

>>9293435
Did I not just finish telling you to shut your whore mouth? Am I going to have to come over there and make you stop talking?

>>9293449
He played her once, during one of Hg's "fun" raids.

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B-be meany with me too!

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Since I have a few hours before I have to get ready for work, I can probably get in a thread or two.

>>9293471
I had no idea someone played a gender bent genji. We need more r63 t b h

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>>9293452
M-maybe... But I'm lucky, right? Y-you won't have to c-come here and actually f-force me to stop t-talking with some kind of harsh, painful and h-horrific treatment.

>>9293487
No, you were lucky the first time. Then you decided to test my patience, and you sure aren't fucking lucky anymore. I'm about ready to make you choose if I beat your ass red with a paddle, a riding crop, or my fucking bare hands.

>>9293471
Genderbent genji sounds fun,if you are up to it. Non-con especially. I dont know the other characters,sadly. Would you like to play as her?

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TGIF everyone. Remember that you are good people.

>>9293471
Ashe is cute as fuck.

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>>9293496
O-ohh noo... It sounds like I'm not l-lucky anymore. If this is what my destiny must be... C-can I choose? How about a p-paddle in one hand a-and a riding crop in the o-other?

>>9293482
>>9293512
(It was kind of by coincidence that I picked it up. Just looked through art to replace Tracer, found R63 Genji, and immediately got attached to the idea. But yeah, I'm definitely up to it.)
>>9293521
(Ashe is easily the most attractive female in League imho. It's tough competition, but she's my favorite. I have a thing for ice girls though, including Weiss Schnee, Ashe, Elsa, Caitlin Snow, Yukina, and Mizore.)

Reminder we must chase off Nep. Or Hestia. Whatever.

>>9293550
Can we chase off Boco first

>>9293548
Got a discord?

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Is C.C. ava here?

>>9293559
We have two CC avas

>>9293546
Fine, slut. Consider this the first and last time you get to choose.
>He reels back his arm, swatting across her plump ass with the riding crop. The paddle comes crashing down against her thick cheeks just a moment later, marking the first of many spankings.
Now, leggings off. I want these to be hitting bare skin.

>>9293546
https://youtu.be/1SF7G9UjVi0
You in the middle

>>9293550
Reminder that Hestia is Old Nep and we need to chase them off again.

>>9293565
Are either of them online at the moment?

>>9293546
You really need help..

>>9293575
fuck off

>>9293575
Remember that this Anon is a faggot. And we need to rape him.

>>9293548
What would you lile to do,is there a stsrter for her? And how far are you comfortable with the non-con?

>>9293548
Ice girls are fucking top tier man.

Anyone lurking?

>>9293557
(Indeed I do. It should be on the bottom of my cardpost, if I uploaded the correct one.)
>>9293586
(I haven't made a generic starter, but I could work on one. And, pretty comfortable, so long as it doesn't get into the don'ts of the card -- scat, watersports, guro, and death are always off the table -- and it isn't like psychological trauma level of abuse, it's fine. I'll let you know in the thread if it gets uncomfortable~.)

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>*/me [posts card]*

Tell me anons, what's the key to a 'good starter'?

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>>9293568
>Darkness stands there with her butt sticking up before the hearty smack lands on her ample rear. The single hit makes her whole body jolt and a smile appears on her face. As soon as the paddle comes down and with a hearty swing leaves a red mark on her cheeks, even through her clothes, her face is sweating and her mouth is open ever so slightly.
A-aahh... P-poor m-m-mee...
>However when he mentions to take her leggings off, her head turns around to look at him. The lust in her eyes is undeniable, and her crazy eyes accentuate how her body is reacting.
I-I can't t-take off my leggings i-in front of youu.

//Can we continue this later? It's 8am and I haven't gone to sleep. I'm sorry to do this at the beginning but I'd love to continue. When are you usually on?

>>9293577
Help of a bunch of hungry monsters blinded with bloodlust!

>>9293569
Y-yess...

>>9293613
I want to do a Tomoko rape fantasy.

>>9293613
I never actually noticed this before but almost every character in that image contains purple, or some similar color.
And I thought my favourite color was orange.

>>9293613
>That tongue on Callie
>Midori
But I'm tempted by the random option.

>>9293616
(Something that inspires imagination, at the least. Not too much detail, imho, but enough that the ava knows what direction the story is going to go in. Other than that, just have fun with it and be creative.)
>>9293613
(Callie has a nice tongue. I secretly wonder what it's capable of.)

>>9293608
Okay then! How shall we start,ideas? Also,i have never properly Rp-d before here, first one i started yesterday,havent finished it yet. You can tell me if its bad,or what should i focus on, id lile to evolve. And if you dont like it, im not gonna bitch about it,its all good.

>>9293630
>I secretly wonder what it's capable of
You should just ask openly

>>9293613
I wanna be handcuffed to Midori

>>9293620
(No worries! I'd rather have you well-rested than sleepy in the middle of a session. I'll just be lurking for the rest of the day, so I'll probably still be on whenever you wake up.)

>>9293616
It depends what you want.
Long starters with tons of detail and setup if you have an idea in mind, or scenarios you want to play out from it, and want long responses back.
Just image posts or quick "Hey I'm around and up for something" if you're unsure, and want to hash it out, or if you want something short and quick.

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>>9293644
//Gotcha. I'll torture you with my RP later. Have a good day anon.

>>9293613
>respawning
Explain please
>Clean Musk
Like being fresh out of a shower?

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Hope you are having fun anon.

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>>9293633
(No worries, I'll type up a starter for you, and you can just roll with it. I won't complain, per sé, but constructive criticism is always a good thing to learn how you can improve.)

>Genji stretched her arm outwards, sword in hand, still as a statue. After a deep breath, she quickly swung the sword downward at the bundled fiber tethered in front of her, slicing it in twain, before almost immediately sheathing the sword again. To those unfamiliar with the art, it would've looked impressive, but the girl sighed, clearly disappointed with the result. Her training was meant to show improvement, but all it was showing her was just stagnation.
This isn't good enough... I'll never win like this.

>>9293678
(I see, thanks! Ill do my best.)
>A small shuffle could be heard, probably unnoticable to the untrained ears. But that was fine, he was as close as he needed to be. He raised his loaded pistol at her, while she was still showing her back,
"I have a high caliber laser pistol pointed straight at your head. You do as much as twitching your fucking finger, and I'll be happy to blow it right off."
>He grinned a savage grin. A winner's grin,in fact. He heard tales of this woman's astonishing skills,so as of now, he was delighted with himself.

>>9293622
Tomoko exists to be raped and abused.
>>9293630
Callie's tongue is capable of speaking in Inkling. It can also coil around dicks.
>>9293638
That's an odd request.
>>9293663
By respawning I mean... Well, respawning. It's related to roleplays that feature death. With respawning, the death doesn't have to be final, and it can happen multiple times during a single RP.
When talking about clean musk, I'm talking about (reasonable amounts of) sweat and what you just mentioned in your post. Sooo, not a fan of strong smells. In fact, I hate the words smell and stench, I would prefer if those weren't used at all during roleplays.

>>9293763
What kind of panties does Tomoko wear?

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>>9293715
>She blinked a couple times, although no one would see it beneath her mask. Still, she didn't budge otherwise, slowing her breathing enough to remain calm in an otherwise normally tense situation. It took her half a minute to assess her surroundings and the predicament she now found herself in. Without turning her head to look at her attacker, she made one more movement that she felt he wouldn't likely complain about.
Your arrogance precedes you. You clearly know I could deflect ordinary bullets, but what makes you so certain I can't do the same for lasers?

>>9293763
Yeah I know, I always wanted to do a thing where two people get handcuffed together, on the run, and end up hate fucking or something.

>>9293763
Fuck, id love to beat the shit out of her, and then just rape whatever is left of her. Tomoko is bae.

Reminder that hdkdporbjwlappdjdhsjhhgs

>>9293777
"You are just adorable. Do you think we don't know that? This might or might not be laser you can not deflect, sweetie."
>It was not a lie, either. They this gun to him, saying her sword shouldnt be able to deflect its shots. Keywords shouldnt be, as he was pretty sure they did not have any idea as well if it works. He decided he should make sure, now that he seemed to be in luck with this mission, so far.
How about you throw that meatcleaver away, alongside with your gauntlets, hmm? I know what they contain, dont you try to play dumb with me.
>He knew she wont. She had way too much pride to lie, he suspected. Another flaw, and a big one.

>>9293814
> *gave this gun to him
dammn, i should proof-read more thorough.

>>9293806

Uh oh, I think he had a stroke mid post.

MEDIC!

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>>9293814
Very well. I don't need a weapon to hide behind. My strength comes from within.
>She grinned beneath her mask, and decided she would comply with the man's request. However, she would follow his words quite literally, and with a swift flick of the wrist, her sword was sent flying, impaling the blade into the ground mere inches from the man's feet. Assuming his focus would be on that, she ejected the shuriken from the machinery in her wrist, tossing it aside, and likewise for the wakizashi normally tethered to her hip. She decided that if worse came to worse, she would wait for an opportunity that the man himself was unarmed as well, in which case she could easily take him without much difficulty.

>>9293822
(No worries. I tend to type up my posts separately in notepad, go through and see if I want to adjust anything, then finally copy/paste it to wherever I'm posting, whether it's /trash/ or Discord.

Also, sorry for the late reply, my computer decided to blue screen on me. I need to find out why it's been doing this lately.)

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(Are those anons from a few days ago around?)

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>>9293924
What do you mean anon?
We are all commoners in here

>>9293924
I want the catgirl to groom my cock.

I could pet her ears while she does it.

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>>9293930
(There were a few anons I had to leave to not fall asleep on. I wanted to pick back up if they were around.)

>>9293937
(Not a cat. Weasel.)

>>9293966
A weasel is fine too.

Although the ears are peculiar for a weasel, but I'm not complaining, she's still cute as fuck.

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It's too hot.

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>>9293980
(Lightning weasel. Monster girl. But I was really just looking to pick up some old sessions and finish them, I think I'll fade back into the shadows for now then. Sorry for teasing)

>>9293909
>His eyes widened in alarm as the sword was sent flying, indeed distracting him from the flying shurikens coming towards him. As his reflexes were not exactly to shun either, he dodged most of it...except one, which embedded itself into the soft flesh of his right shoulder, with an odd metallic clunk. Luckily, the thin metal armor got the worst of the impact, but the weapon still came out quite bloody as he discarded it with an annoyed frown. Most of his face was under his black hood, just as his body was covered with a black cloak, its material flapping with his movements. It would have been a ridicilous gettup, if it would not be for his tall, muscular form under it.It somewhere between a bad cosplay of Reaper and a magician from a fantasy story. Still, the muzzle of the weapon was pointed at her, and her weapons were discarded, which was a start.
You fucking slut! I should probably shoot you for this, you know. Bad girls dont get to be played nice with.
>and he wont, but not this way. He was asked to not kill her specifically. But a few bullet holes would never hurt to a freak like her, would she?
So, will you surrender, or will I have to beat the shit out of your whore of a body before I get to my point?
>He asked, still winded, but composed.
(Now, before any fighting is underway, how bad do you handle blood and beating? Its probably coming her way if they will be fighting. I usually really like ryona before the rape, and such, the more brutal the better. But I wouldnt want to go overboard, to a point where you dislike it.)

>>9293993
Undress more.

>>9293993

And yet its only May. The fuck, nature?

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C-can you tell me something cute?

>>9294053
You are warmer than sunshine.

>>9294053
Sensei is absolutely adorable when she tries to apply herself, and is super nice for drawing pics for avas without many

>>9294053
>C-can you tell me something cute?
A hardening dick!

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>>9294032
(Speak for yourself. In February, it was in the 80's here, but two days ago, my car had frost on it when I woke up for work. That's when you really have to ask "The fuck, nature?")
>>9294020
>She chuckled softly to herself, and shrugged, holding both hands out to her sides in a gesture of 'who can say?', before letting her left hand drop to her hip, and her right outstretched towards the man in a beckoning movement.
I told you, I don't need a weapon to hide behind. But I must ask, before we get started: what is your intention?
>Her eyes narrowed, although the mask wouldn't represent this. This one feature was her saving grace, allowing her to stay calm and composed because he couldn't tell her reactions through the metal plates. It wasn't that she was bluffing, she was genuinely confident -- but that's partly because she could gauge his reactions without him being able to do the same in return, which she felt gave her an edge.
(Blood is fine, but absolute brutality is definitely questionable. Years back, I had a thread that involved broken bones and black eyes, and I think I can handle that so long as it isn't overly detailed. So long as it doesn't reach the point of severe gore or death, we're alright.)

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>>9294066
>>9294070
Yeah...
More...

>>9294095
Your incredible positivity and innocence is both wonderful and inspiring

>>9294095
You are a precious cinnamon bun.

*touches ur but*

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>>9294107
>>9294110
Thanks anons

>>9294126
Of course, sensei's smile should be protected

>>9294087

I hear ya. I've had the heater on going to work, and the AC on going home. Its freaky.

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>>9294131
You are really nice anon

>>9294087
>Once again, the man's smile returned, showing a little more teeth to be genuine. She could only see up to the start of his nose, with only his eyes glinting in the dark of his concealed face.
Its pretty obvious, actually, my favourite little Roboslut.
>was she even robotic? Or is it only armor? He had no idea. He supposed it barely matters now.
>I am a mercenary. Talon offered money to make your cute little ass an example to Overwatch. After im done with you, they will rethink twice as much to fuck with their agents.
>"Make them a sight that they wont forget" was his only instruction; and oh, that was his favourite part. He had some ideas allright. His right hand sneaked closer to his robe, concealing whatever was lying there.
So how about you stop asking silly questions and we dance, huh?
>he said as he picked up a fighting stance, intent on answering any of her moves.

>>9293613
Are you still around ? Midori does things to me

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>>9294183
>She raised an eyebrow, finding his choice of words rather peculiar, but paid it no further attention. She shrugged one shoulder, then tilted her head forwards, shifting her right foot behind her to ground her position, in case he charged forward.
No more questions then. Let our actions do the talking.
>She curled her fingers inwards, balled into loose fists, with her left arm held prone in a blocking position across her front side. Her right hand instinctively found itself at her hip, prepared to throw her shuriken, and realized within seconds she had already discarded them, and would have to do this the old fashioned way.

>>9294150
Thank you, but I feel like you're just too adorable and pure!

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(Am I lewd?)
(For real?)

>>9294266
Yes. I want to pound the sensei until she realises how lewd she is

>>9294250
>He sees her brief confusion, her reflexes betraying her, and seizes his chance. He lunges forward, the gun barking one single time, aimed at her left thigh, as with his other hand, he lashes out with a kind of one handed blunt weapon, shaped like a small baseball bat,which he produced from his robes, aiming at her upper body.

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>>9294272
(I'm a man tho)

>>9294296
With a fiance you seduced from 4chan!

>>9294296
And you're still too lewd

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How long has there been a 7 AM and no one told me?!

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l want to FUCK Lulu!

>>9294357
Since like the ancient Egyptians my dude.

>>9294311

Marrying someone you meet on 4chan...what a bizarre concept.

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>>9294387
...I need to rethink my life.
More importantly, I need to rethink my sleep schedule.

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(Hello!)

>>9294427
(Hi)

>>9294427
Hi there

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>>9294431
>>9294435
(So how am I gonna please y'all today?)

>>9294391
Think about it anon.
You could marry that Ava you like

Isn't it a nice tought?

We like to jerk it jerk it
We like to jerk it jerk it
We like to jerk it jerk it
We like to
JERK IT!

Dra-ma, everywhere, wanna have a taste of it- the monkey over there
Say dra-ma, every place, never have enough of it, post DMG's face

We like to jerk it jerk it
We like to jerk it jerk it
We like to jerk it jerk it
We like to
JERK IT

>>9294458
Did you ever get that threeway you wanted?

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>>9294473
(Yep~ It went just like how I wanted it to go)

>>9294465

Nah, Morrigan is (sadly) a guy.

>>9294482
Great to hear, nice to see your ava worked out in some way.

>>9294484
World isn't fair.

>>9294484
>Not wanting to marry a guy.

>>9294484
So?

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>>9294484
(That means he has a cock, so it's a good thing Anon)

>>9294499
(Thanks! I love being a slut)

>>9294296
Why do you come here to blog? Why not make a tumblr? How about your own thread? Its not hard.

>Circlejerking Morrigan

>>9294516
>Somebody managed to fuck a ghost
Never change /erp/.

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>>9294482
(That was a super fun thread too. Shame you had to leave before the last reply, but I enjoyed it all the same.)
>>9294287
>The bullet caught her just above the knee, causing a sudden burst of nerve receptors to flare up. Her lack of weapons meant he had the advantage with range, which clearly showed in the situation, and she cursed to herself for overestimating her abilities. Rather than letting the pain overwhelm her, though, she attempted to power through it to deal with the next movement.
Shit... You son of a--
She twisted to try to shield the blow with the bat, but only succeeded in taking the brunt of the force with her upper arm, feeling the impact of it driving into the muscle and bone, cringing at the pain it would induce.

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>>9294523
My bad, I derailed it.
I'll go draw the second asriel.

Do you have a request before I go anon?

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>>9294537
(Also Roll, I loved doing those two sessions at the same time)

>>9294549
(Real life can be a bitch! But look on the bright side, you got Wendy's virginity~)

>>9294537
(Technically the ghost didn't get fucked. Wendy took it in the ass, and Abigail sucked him off, at the same time. It finished with an anal creampie handjob combination. Things that normally cannot happen simultaneously, becoming a reality, all thanks to ghosts. My fantasies made real.)

>>9294556
No. Please fuck off. At least kurisu is funny with her shitposting.

>>9294574
Holy fuck, chill out Mecha

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>>9294574
>Kurisu
who?
>funny
Doubtful
>shitposting
>defending a shitposter

>>9294565

Roll is so cute.

>>9294516
I didn't see you at all yesterday, a happy little turboslut would have been a good change from the hate storm that blew through.
Glad to see you're back

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>>9294574
Fuck off Mecha

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>>9294574
Ku who?
Are you mad anon?

I wanna join the discord, and maybe start to ava

>Mecha was the obsessed Sensei shitposter
The stuff some people do for relevancy

>>9294565
Well hopefully I can get a session with you sometime.

>>9294574
holy kek mecha
fucking kys

>>9294549
>His smile broadens, but he does not underestimates her, like last time. Oh no, he wouldnt stop untill he was sure she has no tricks up her sleeve. He sidestepped, then bring an arm down to stun her with the butt of his gun, leaving his midriff open for a split second as the metal of the gun went soaring towards the nape of her neck, where her armored seemed thinner, his other hand readying another blow.

>>9294597
Leave him sensei these are comfy hours.

>>9294597
Don't respond to Mecha, he's a rude shitposter

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Since I started a fight I'll just go draw and have breakfast and hopefully you all will stop being upset.
Please, don't fight.
>>9294600
Anyone are all really nice with avatar guys. I'm having a nice experience with them. Go for it.

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>>9294589
(And cute things need to be lewded~)

>>9294590
(Something bad happened yesterday? I was doing my hair and nails during the day time with some friends)

>>9294610
(Sometime~)
(I can do a VERY SHORT quickie if you want?)

>>9294641
Nah I can wait, I gotta leave just now anyway. I'll lewd Wendy some day.

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>>9294657
(I'll look forward to the cock!)

>>9294641

Nah, I can't see Roll in that light. She's just too pure and innocent.

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>>9294699
(Good thing she was reprogrammed to become a slut by the Loli mail company!)
(AKA my cheap way of justifying her doing those lewd things!)

>>9294715
sorry, but that just doesn't rhyme
can you play a different character since you can't play this one? you're really bad, you can't rhyme, and you're really out of character

>>9294715

Is she no longer capable of hugs and cuddles?

>>9294715
>Hey, lewd me please!
Awww
Like an impatient kid
You are not helping to make roll for hug not Fug

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>>9294726
(This sounds like a joke)
(Fuck my face till I choke)

>>9294729
(Oh she is, she's suppose to listen to all her costumers wants and needs!)

>>9294738
(I-I am just too horny for all the cute stuff, I really want a cock to fuck me...)

>>9294741
>She rhymed
Yeah it's a joke from last few threads.

>>9294741
We had a slut-bot once.
they were nice. turns out they were just a faggot though

>>9294760
If you tell Gert to jump they'll ask which lap to jump on to

>>9294757
Ha

I know people who are really into teasing. Don't worry, you are doing your part as a good role player

Also you are adorable anon

>>9294757
Like, held down, and getting your brains fucked out from behind?

>>9294641
After midday dead hours an Ava tried out posting as Zecora (zebra from mlp who speaks in rhymes). It was their first attempt at the character and had trouble getting the rhyming speech to work. Some anon's jumped on them others tried to support them. The fire of conflict was lit and it lasted until the midnight dead hours.
That combined with anon's making accidental mistakes in their posts causing Ava's to drop them, and some of the regular Ava's being in lurk mode or not around to rp and draw attention away from the negatives in the thread

>>9294656
Gives sleeping Peri a (You)

>>9294741
jump!

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>>9294795
>Peridot stuffs it in her hair and continues to sleep

>>9294760
(Oh well that's sad, now I'm gonna have to wait for a chad)
(To fuck me till I break, make my whole body fucking shake~)

>>9294764
(Faggot in what way? The wanting to suck a cock way, or just plain rude?)

>>9294766
(M-maybe)

>>9294780
(I know, teasing makes me so horny when someone does it to me, also thanks)

>>9294781
(Y-yes...)

>>9294789
(How can you rhyme while being rammed? Oh nevermind, I hope this pasted over)

>>9294797
(With panties? And on which lap?)

>>9294586
>>9294595
>>9294603
>>9294613
>>9294623
Mecha's asleep you dumb cucks, if you're gonna shitpost someone, at least wait for it to be their normal posting hours.

>>9294816
hi "not" mecha

>>9294789
Don't forget the
>-lick-
post
Literally made an ava reconsider how they play someone.

>>9294813
pretending to be another person and sneaking into the discords just to shitpost here/there
that kind of faggot

What if we didn't use an erotic roleplaying thread as a social media replacement?

>>9294757
(I know this feel all too well. Whole reason I came here, although I have to leave here shortly anyway, sadly.)

>>9294839
(That's not a good way of being a slut, does anyone want a quickie before I go btw?)

>>9294844
what if you killed yourself

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>>9294828
Hello yourself

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>>9294846
(Slut life best life!)

>>9294813
They didn't even make it to the ramming.
And I see complaining to Ava's about rhyming is going to be the next meme

>>9294847
he's a retard that did it twice at this point, and let his autism get him caught

>>9294813
Always wanted to fuck the shit out of a loli, especially one as cute as you. Can your tiny mouth handle a cock though?

>>9294838
>Paul rp'd the day before too so that's another bomb waiting to go off
I wonder what tonight holds for us

>>9294853
who is this
post butthole

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>>9294838
>ava playing Samus gets told to be more dominant
>acts more dominant
>Chat runs her off with his fucking ">lick" posting

>>9294870
(A shame)

>>9294871
(Wow, why can't anyone just settle on being a slut?!)

>>9294874
(Which loli I have four!)
(Roll, Wendy and her sis, drill-Loli, and Gert)

>>9294838
I was including that in the 'mistake post,' but your right, that was so cringy it deserves a separate statement. Thank you

>>9294859
(The struggle of being a horny little shit and not really knowing what gender you are makes all ERP arousing, and yet I still never end up getting off.)

>>9294906
Post them! Never seen them before.

>>9294906
because he knows that no one wants to play with them because of the shitty things he did

>>9294847
I do

>>9294912
(I always succumb to my masturbating when I get cock, good thing I have my dildo to help me fill my front~)

Honestly the drama surrounding this place is fascinating.

>>9294859
Want to give you the D, but I'm not good at quickies. So I'll catch your slimegirl when you're free

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>>9294916
(I don't have a picture of them together! Sorry...)

>>9294924
(Sad, also the sad thing is that I'd still let him fuck me if he offered cock...)

>>9294927
(We need to do it quick!)

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>>9294944
(Bye!)

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>>9294950
You can have all the dick you want, babe.

>>9294950
I wanna get handcuffed to the slime or the blue haired girl!

>>9294956
(That's why I came here, to be grabbed and fucked!)

>>9294963
(How do you cuff a slime girl?) (and later not now!)

>>9294950
Still,i would be happy to fill one of them with dick. the one you have been posting so far, the robot lady would do just fine,if you dont mind me roughing the little slut up.

>>9294928
>getting hair/nails done
>needing a dildo to fill the front
Please don't get my hopes up that a cock loving female has made their way to /erp/. I'm not sure the threads could take it

>>9294941
Anonymous assholes combined with social losers spawns unnecessary drama

>>9294973
Carefully

Slow thread hours /erp/, time to confess your sins. Remember, we're all anonymous, so even if someone shitpost at you for what you may say, they have no proof.

>I once had 3 separate sessions with different avas going on at once. I almost dropped them several times because I kept fussing over who to reply to first, but eventually finished them all.

>>9294928
Please don't reveal your gender, it never ends well for those that do.

>Capcha is Hardman

>>9294984
I'm actually Bill Clinton

Tell me now,anons, what is the usual response time in these threads?

>>9294952
Great, now I'm hard
When you come back, one of your characters is getting a rough fucking

>>9294984
I'm the guy who disconnects in the middle of a session without a word because I just came

>>9294977
It wouldn't be the first time. I'm kind of surprised at how many female avas we've got.

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(I gtg bye!)

>>9294994
Depends on the length of your response, but I'd say around 10-15 mins regularly for my sessions.

>>9294994
Depends on reply length. I average 10-20 minutes

>>9294928
(I would, but I just end up edging because I want to really enjoy it and practically explode, but I never get to finish my threads usually, or never get the thread I really want, so I never finish ir/l either. Shame.)

>>9294984
Despite trying to give positive support to anon's and Ava's alike, I attacked DMG over the /ERP/-Mania. I'm still conflicted over my action.

>>9294984
I run out of motivation mid-rp so I make an excuse

>>9295004
It actually makes a certain sort of sense. Women are a huge demographic for erotic fiction, compared to normal porn which is dominated by males. Maybe because it's easier to hide or seen as less shameful? Whatever the reason, rp is really just a step away from that.

>>9294984
I preach that people should avoid drama while participating in drama.

>>9295011
>>9295012
Oh,okay. Thanks anons.

>>9294984
When trying to pick session back up I stare at the last message for hours beforehand, but by the time I get back to them, the flow and the interest are long since gone.

>>9294984
I'm the true final boss of /erp/

>>9294994
Up to 20 mins
At 30, I ask if they're still around and give another 15 for a response

>>9294999
I'd rather know you came and didn't want to continue. Personally I'd be proud knowing I got someone to cum IRL

>>9295125
I wish to see a glimpse of the form of /erp/'s final boss, please

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>>9294984

I put the screw in the tuna.

>>9294984
I don't masturbate during my sessions, I find it distracting and it can possibly affect my writing.

>>9295135
Sure, telling them is one thing, but I just disconnect. Maybe wait a minute before going offline so "my internet went out" is a plausible excuse

>>9294984
I don't ever actually erp. It looks like a lot of fun and I want to get into it and be a part of these lewdsters having a good time, but I don't have the patience out libido to do anything but lurk

>>9294984
At some point I realized the only avas I've been really interested in are the futa ones

>>9295185
That's not a sin, that's good practice

>>9295176
What the fuck does that even mean, boco?

>>9294984
Through /erp/ I discovered I'm much better at taking dick than giving it

>>9295222

Its a reference to the old Nickelodeon show Kenan & Kel.

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I'm gay.

>>9295296
post smugs sluts

>>9294549
Hey, are you still around?

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>>9295296
>I'm gay
What did he mean by this?

>>9294984
I shitpost so fucking hard.

>>9295321
>Kissus the shark Nue

>>9295296
Congratulations
Your phallus-shaped cake is on it's way

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>>9295321
I like dudes and dicks. Sexually.

>>9295345
What's your favorite thing about dicks, Nue?

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>>9295358
That they're on dudes.

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Why would I hate on a fellow blogposter? Pretty sure I told an anon hating on sensei on anon to kill themselves a day or two ago. :thinking:

Buncha cucky bakas.

>>9295345
You should blow me then.

>>9295368
What if there was just a disembodied dick not attached to a dude?

>>9295396
>Kissus

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>>9295397
I would say it's too much effort, but the difficulty would be in finding the thing.

>>9295401
How do you give a disembodied dick a reach around?

>>9295411
Reach around?

Who's lurking right now?

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>>9295467
When you're jamming your cock in a man's guts and you give him a handy.
It's common courtesy.

>>9295480
Just jam it in the hole portion of the disembodied dick. That way you give yourself a handy too

>>9295411
Ouch, my feelings.

>>9295480
Ohh I get it, seems kinda lewd

>>9295493
>Sticking your dick in another dick from behind so it becomes a literal cock sock

So.
>ssssssssip
What's new with you?

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>>9295493
Thanks for the erectile dysfunction.

>>9295493
Human centipenis