Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gorey Gauntlet LVIII
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
DAY 1!
A bunch of shirt people fuck around.
At least it wasn't another Bloodbath death?
You've got three asses and a perfectly normal elf chick. I wonder which one the RNG will choose?
>>9289916
>shirt
I meant "short." Fuck.
>>9289916
>she stumbles and trips backwards on the floor, sitting down, crossing her hands and looking quite peeved at the lady
Watch where you're going, peasant, I'm the queen around here!
>>9289909
Tch... As if that's all? I could be millions of people in that case.
>>9289916
Please, handle the shocking of him yourself.
>>9289916
a death on day 1 doesn't make it any better
>>9289916
>>9289858
>In the attempt to read his opponent's reaction -- Baki wraps his arms loosely around the mans waist.
Good luck out there.
>>9289916
>Baki is bludgeoned to death from the pickaxes.
T-too soon?
>>9289916
>>9289946
Oh dear...
>She looks down to see what she hit. It was the doll she was having a pleasant conversation once before. She leans down to her level, a polite smile in her face.
My, this queen is quite a follower! I thought it was supposed to be the opposite way around.
>>9289916
Why would I leave my stuff to that guy? I don't even know him
>>9289916
>Black Hanekawa rigorously shakes the bell, making an enchanting sound
Nya ha ha ha! Which one of you humans nyeeds be turned into porkchops~nya? How about you, boy?
NIGHT 1!
One of you brave and powerful warriors should know how to eradicate rats.
Why do the asses always get events that make them "talk"?
Mokou confirmed more of an ass person.
>>9289916
>Subaru looks at his hands and then looks at the others
Is this some sort of metaphor for gluttony? I'm feeling fine, and you guys look fine...when is it going to start?
>>9289891
Yeah, no. That won't cut it at all. You can't just ask the person if it's sufficient. That takes the genuineness away from it. What you want to do is make it personal in a way that sounds sincere then you're on the right path. Put some emotion into it if you have to.
>>9289909
Ara? Like what? I don't have school tomorrow because I stopped going. All I have to do is sleep, eat, play video games and some other things I don't need to mention openly.
>>9289966
Oh shut up, you were following me.
>she pouts and turns her face away from the lady
I'll forgive you from your future beheading if you pick me up.
>>9289975
They talk in farts, duh.
>Hanekawa stares at the boy with apprehension
Find your own bush~nya. You won't get away with staring at my myaster's nyaughty body~nya.
>>9289975
>she using her hands to mimic the king's talking, mocking his moping
How can you make your misery so utterly boring to listen to?
>>9289975
Someone looks to be quite upset. As a being who used to make others calm, I will volunteer in calming you down. You may use your tentacles to hold me if you desire.
>>9289974
>>9289975
No, I don't think so. I'm doing alright at the moment. I think the butt might be transforming into a pig butt.
>Subaru shakes the last bit of urine off and pulls his track pants up
This would have been more relaxing if you weren't listening.
DAY 2!
Listening to your own music is egotistical, Kaito.
That would be an amazing episode of Family Matters, granted.
Hey, she needs those now that she has no emotions.
>>9290004
Something I rather would not have imagined.
>>9290017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A69GFMOL3w
>>9290017
You know, maybe you should fill your water gun with actual water and not ink
>>9290017
You little shit! There isn't a washing machine for miles! You better be paying for this to be cleaned, because I sure as hell won't be!
>>9290017
Where is that...
>her face quickly moves from an angry one to a confused expression, clearly not remembering how the girl looks like
generic looking girl!
>>9290017
>>9290024
>The Inkling's rather apprehensive of using water in their squirt guns, because of how water is almost deadly to them
>>9290023
kek
>>9290017
I-I don't listen to my own music! I listen to his!
>"I-I don't listen to my own music! I listen to his!"
>The two Kaitos point to the other one.
>>9289985
Whatever you say!
>The woman bends down once more to scoop her into her arms. She begins holding Emila as if she was a baby.
Although I wouldn't mind a beheading, that can come another time.
>>9289888
I don't think you need to repeat it to work. I do believe one must put some effort into it. What an interesting choice of words you used at the end. Do you not enjoy your immortality?
>>9289891
Now I desire to wish the younger you. Many beings change once they get older.
>Elizabeth's eyes light up as she claps to his suggestion.
Oh, I adore them! I only witnessed them once in my life but it was a moment i will never forget.
Welcome to the final frontier, bitches!
>>9290023
Listening to this would violate my beliefs.
>>9290015
Nya ha ha ha!
Can't write under purressure~nya?
>>9290017
>Hanekawa appreciate the results of her editing work
Look at her~nya! The ears and nyose are just what she nyeeded. It's actually an impurrovement~nya!
>>9290060
>Black Hanekawa gets lost looking at the stars
>She reaches out as if trying to touch them
>She starts thinking about attacking humans instead
>>9289956
I guess so at this rate. But something not everyone notices is that look in your eyes, I bet.
>She shrugs once more, and tugs at her suspenders.
He doesn't give off an air of wisdom, does he?
>>9289983
Hm. I must be getting forgetful, I thought you were already occupied with something.
>>9290017
I make myself known when I wish to be known. Never sooner, never later.
>>9290054
>Emilia simply looks worried at the lady, clearly confused at why she wouldn't mind being beheaded
Y-you peasants are weird...
>>9290060
Dane se! I need to get some minions. Or friends.
>>9290017
Why you captured my likeness perfectly!
>>9290060
He, at least you can be proud..
>"That you got hit by three stars!"
>The two Kaitos high-five and laugh in unison.
>>9290060
WOO! Alien got nothing on me. Now Predator... that asshole would destroy me.
>>9290060
Space was neat. I nearly got hit in the head with a toolbox though
NIGHT 2!
There's a lot of those after yesterday, Mokou.
Depending on how you look at it, Urkel is either the luckiest or unluckiest man alive.
>>9290054
>Subaru slaps her and then takes a few steps back from her
Did you enjoy that slap? If not, then that's how it feels coming back after dying over and over and over and over and over and you get the point, right? While convenient in some cases, it's like never ending torture with side effects.
>>9290060
Couldn't have carried the rest of us to safety, could you?
>>9290096
Why does this exist?
>>9289964
>Kosaku shivers when the man touches him, sweating when the man lets go. "No, no, no! That man must have done something to me! You don't just hug someone for no good reason! What was the purpose of that?"
Thank you. I wish you the best in the arena, and I will be more than ecstatic should you place first.
>>9289983
But I will only be able to do that to people I know. I don't know about emotion, but I will be able to do this for you. I do hope this will suffice.
>Kosaku scoffs internally. "Like it would. I bet he expects me to bend over backwards. But as long as it gets him off my back, it must be done." Kosaku bows with a smile, like he had the best day of his life. He looks up, his eyes glistening.
I sincerely appreciate your actions in providing this for us. Thank you, and I will be honored to attend your next round.
>>9290054
I did prank a few people, but I was mostly the same as I was now. Believe me, you would be bored of him.
>Kosaku pulls out a single gold coin, sticking it out so Elizabeth can see it. "「Killer Queen」 has already touched this coin. My explosions aren't visible to non-Stand users, so Elizabeth should only be able to hear the explosion since she can somehow sense 「Killer Queen」."
Then you will be delighted to hear the plan I have in mind. How do you feel about frightening people with a loud noise?
>>9290060
>She holds one of Kosaku's hands and one of The King's tentacles tightly as they approach their doom.
I am glad to experience this with you two.
>>9290067
You wish. Nobody likes peeing while someone listens, especially when it's a woman sized cat. Not only is it embarrassing, but terrifying too.
>>9290086
A-Am I? I didn't know I was supposed to do something! Why don't you jog my memory a bit, Ms. Poniko?
>>9290112
>One Kaito slaps her right cheek and the other slaps her left.
DAY 3!
That's quite the crowd you have, Havel.
Do they have two knives? Do they share it? Who knows?
>>9290116
I thought it was funny.
>>9290112
I'd rather just get a new baseball bat, possibly plated with gold
>>9290164
Do you have any idea what you're doing?
>>9290112
You shouldn't be hitting girls in the face.
>>9290152
>When you look at her again Hanekawa has reverted back to White Hanekawa
Ah... Did I bother you while you were taking care of business,
>She checks the snow
Natsuki Suba...
Suba-san?
>>9290164
>One butterfly knife, four arms, these twirls are getting very intricate and dangerous looking.
>>9290088
That isn't the first time I have heard of that word. Now where does her highness wish to be dropped at?
>>9290113
>Her cheek red from the impact, she doesn't seem to mind it as she tries to think of his comparison.
I feel as though your slap could have been much harder if you hate your situation that much. But I do believe I understand your trouble with this.
>>9290116
>I wish I knew why.
>>9290125
>Elizabeth marvels at the coin. Reaching out but stopping herself from touching it. She feels as though something is special about this one.
That does sound rather amusing, Kosaku. However would a simple coin make that much noise?
NIGHT 3!
Copping the ultimate feel.
>>9290125
>Subaru backs up from Kosaku and puts his hands up, signifying he doesn't want anything to do with him
Whoa now! What the heck was that? You're kind of creeping me out with your behavior. Is everything alright? Do you feel like you're going to die? I get this feeling you're trying to make up for all those times you were cruel to others by being nice to me.
>>9290203
A UFO?
>Hanekawa says with a puzzled look
Could it be an aberration? Did something unpleasant happen to you as of late?
>>9290195
Nowhere, I just fancy not walking today, and better yet, I think I'll just lay here and maybe sleep,whatcha gonna do about it?
F E A S T B O Y S
Oh, hey, it's been a while since I've seen Mecha-Hitler. Say hi, everyone!
>>9290203
Are you as confused about this as I am? Because I'm really confused about this
>>9290152
Nothing, nothing at all. It seems I was the forgetful one here.
>She waves her umbrella dismissively.
Nevermind.
>>9290238
Talk about a disappointment.
>>9290203
I don't think I could have done something so cruel..
>"But Junpei sure can! What a monster!"
>>9290238
I'm just performing a duet with myself.
>"It's not like that was hard to guess at."
>>9290183
>Subaru looks at the girl, his going from shocked, to happy, to serious rather quickly. He turns his head a tiny bit, just enough so that her view of his face is skewed
I've seen this before somewhere. It's a classic case scenario of the class rep, a straight A student with a lovely personality that has another side to her. Yeah, classic. She has the glasses, long hair, frail figure, everything...
>he turns back around and faces her, still with a serious and bothered face
It's Natsuki Subaru, and you watched me write that out with my pee.
>>9290238
I'm feeling a little tired. Could it be the cold? It would be better if I stayed away from social gatherings.
DAY 4!
Now, why would you do that so close to the end? It seems rather silly.
>>9290219
>Still with the doll on her arms, she flops onto the ground.
That does sound like a pleasant idea. Do you mind if I join you?
>>9290195
You feel like it'd be harder?
>with an angry look forming, he walks up to Elizabeth and begins slapping her. One after another, with the next as hard as the others, he bombards her with his hands
You think I would like this!? Who would ever want to go through death more than once!? You don't even know what it's like to have your innards pulled out of your stomach, or your arms and legs chopped off, or to see your friends die one by one until you're left to bleed out by a bunch of sadistic pricks! You've got no idea how much I hate this curse!
>>9290278
Right towards the end. Great. My luck is garbage, 100 percent, willing to bet I'll lose next game too
>>9290278
You know I wouldn't peg a kid as a murderer..
>"But the evidence says otherwise."
>>9290195
You would be surprised. If I were to do this just right, it would create a simple "bang". Not enough to harm them, hopefully, but enough to give them a bad shock. It truly would be a sight to behold.
>Kosaku places the coin into his pocket, a rather mischievous grin settling on his face. "I must thank Xayah for the coin sometime. Or is it pronounced Shaiya? I still don't have a single clue at all."
What do you think, Elizabeth?
>>9290204
>Kosaku sighs, the grin falling off as quickly as it came. "I should have known better. How does he expect me to thank someone if I can't even put my soul into it? A simple thank you should suffice, yet the one I had presented earlier wasn't nearly as good enough as he wanted. Good grief."
I have no idea what you're talking about. I haven't been cruel to anyone here, and if I have, it was unintentional. Fine, let me try one more time.
>Kosaku looks down on Subaru with a blank expression, nodding in appreciation.
Thank you for providing us with this.
>>9290290
>she yelps a bit when the lady flopped to the floor, looking at the woman with a slightly scared face, only to switch back to her bravado expression
I-I guess? Just don't pull anything funny.
NIGHT 4!
Congratulations: it's twins!
DAY 5!
Please kill him just for that.
>>9290325
>Deku kicked Havel
Well, you're fucked.
>>9290325
>They don't actually turn into babys, they turn into CDs. One is Kaito ver. 1 and the other is Kaito Ver. 3.
NIGHT 5!
Looks like Deku and Groo have teamed up to eliminate their only other enemy. Will the alliance pay off?
>>9290353
>picks up each cd and begins to scrape them across rough concrete, scratching them to hell.
>>9290325
>DS3 poise mechanics
i'm upset
>>9290255
>Hanekawa shows absolutely no reaction to having been told that she had watched another boy pee
I have, haven't I? I can't seem to remember. Did we have some kind of agreement before hand?
>She looks at the snow again in concern.
That aside, have you been eating correctly? The color seems a little... Off.
>>9290367
that's how I killed havel in DAS1, kept running up the stairs and falling off em, the dumb fuck would jump down after me and break his legs
anyways subscribe to my blog, like/favourite anything else
>>9290371
Should have entered pre-nerf Havelynn
>>9290125
>Sorry about that.
>From that brief exchange: Hugging Kosaku, was not enough to read a reaction but surprise. Nor was it enough to detect a potential weapon, he let's go and pats him along the shoulders.
Thank you, uh..... what's your name, sir? I'm Baki Hanma it's a pleasure to meet you.
>>9290369
>You monster!
DAY 6!
Hold the phone, it looks like Groo is a double agent, training with Havel to make him stronger. Will that benefit him or lead him to an early grave?
Also, what the hell is Deku cleaning up since there was no blood the day before?
NIGHT 6!
I see now. By removing his emotions and making him stronger, Groo has made the ultimate killing machine. How will the both of them fair against a none-the-wiser Deku? You'll find out soon, 'cause it all ends next slide! Place your bets!
>>9290310
I don't believe it. It's a dead giveaway that you've tortured animals when you were younger.
A man that dresses nice, looks nice, but has trouble genuinely thanking people is a clear sign of a psychopath. Chances are you've done some bad stuff in your life. You're a screaming example of a final boss from some random shonen anime.
>Subaru stops, realizing what he's saying. His face is lightened up with a tint of red and his mouth begins to twitch
Yo-you didn't hear that! That was...it wasn't supposed to come out like that! What I'm saying is you look like a nice guy that may or may not have a dark past!
>>9290381
Of course, I am. I eat my dark greens uncooked so I get the most nutritious value out of it, fruit, meat, and some starch. I know what you're seeing, and it has nothing to do with food.
>he bends down and points to his piss
Notice how it's still dark looking. That means I haven't been drinking enough water. In other words, I'm somewhat dehydrated. I can somewhat taste it in my saliva.
>Subaru puffs his chest out with pride over his knowledge about things no one cares about
>>9290417
Betting on Havel.
>>9290417
go havel
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>>9290452
Shit.
He went too deep undercover.
>>9290452
Havel the rock bottom'd
CONGRATULATIONS DEKU!
You are the newest Gorey Gauntlet Champion!
Your wincard will be out shortly.
>>9290305
>She takes every slap like a champ. Until that is, she hears a specific comment. Once she does, she grabs his hand with just enough force to not break it and looks at him with piercing eyes.
Your complaints are unjustified. You have been giving a gift, you can mess up all the times you desire and nothing bad will come from it. Others do not have this curse as you say it. They only have one short life while we have until the end of time.
>Her grip only gets tighter as she continues.
However I understood one of your points. I also had a friend once.
>>9290310
>A mischievous grin appears on her face, it seems she was set on this plan of his.
I must say, it sounds like quite a riot Kosaku. I hope it looks even better in motion! But who do we get to scare?
>>9290314
Oh thank you!
>Hearing the doll's acceptance, she loosens her hold on hr and puts her on her side.
I have assisted many people in my time but none of them were royalty. None of them were this soft either.
But first, the Placements, followed by the Summary.
>>9290428
Ah, I see now. That's usually the issue. Not enough hydration. There would be a trade off, however. In exchange for more urine, you would be diluting the color. Which would make for a less satisfying signature.
But I'm quite impressed. You've managed to get very far into your own name. I'm almost worried that it might interfere with a healthy lifestyle. Food isn't everything, you know.
>>9290452
>>9290464
this can't be the real havel
it just can't
>>9290471
>>9290484
Ah, so Izuku has become victorious! Congratulations to him. I thank you for this game.
>>9290488
It was an imposter, for I am the true Havel!
>>9290471
Congrats dude, and thanks for hosting
>>9290471
>>9290484
Congrats, and thanks for the fun!
>>9290499
>>9290509
>>9290521
No problem. Thanks for playing.
>>9290484
Congratulations Deku!
>"Thank you very much for hosting Smol goat!"
Best rpers in the thread?
>>9290541
The one's who care more about fun than how perfect their RP is
>>9290471
Congratulations, Deku. It's nice to see someone who could be the MC but isn't win instead of me.
>>9290477
>he tries to free his hand, but no amount of effort and free it from her grasp
That's not the point! Who cares about doing it over and over!? Nobody wants to die! Nobody wants to come close to it! You may like it, but normal people hate pain! They hate near-death experiences! Stop shouting about it being a gift until you've experienced dying, watching your friends die, and failing over and over because you're not good enough! Nothing, not even redoing the same thing, will ever make you good enough!
>>9290477
>she looks at the lady for a second, before yawning and closing her eyes
That's because I'm a doll, servant. boa noite.
>she falls asleep soon after
(Speaking of sleeping, goodnight!)
>>9290508
>urge to backstab rising
>>9290484
Thanks for the chance.
>>9290568
P-Perish the thought!
>>9289663
>Sorry just got home, but thanks for the portrait!
>>9290471
Thanks for hosting, and congrats.
>>9290559
Participation ribbons aside
>>9290389
(It's alright, it's better late than never)
>Kosaku sweats, discretely eyeing Baki to see if he's planning anything. "This man clearly is attempting to pull the wool over my eyes. I don't understand it! It's hard to read him without jumping to conclusions!"
I am Kosaku Kawajiri. It is a pleasure to meet such a bold individual such as yourself as well. Might I ask what the hug was for?
>>9290428
>Kosaku stares at the boy with a funny expression, raising an eyebrow with surprise and slight confusion. "I don't believe it. How do you manage to jump to such a strange conclusion and still be p a r t l y right? This boy may be insane, but he might just be able to outsmart me if I let my guard down. He's definitely not like Okuyasu."
I see. I don't have anything to hide. My actions are merely because I don't do well with people. Some may even call me an introvert. It's rather rude to assume something horrible of people you just met, sir.
>>9290477
That is entirely up to you, Elizabeth. I provide the supplies, you carry it in motion. Imagine it like a partnership.
>Kosaku gently throws the coin to Elizabeth, the grin slightly subduing as he thinks over one potential mishap. "Oh, I almost had forgotten about that mishap! I must tell her immediately!"
Oh, but you must remember one thing. The coin, while rather powerful when it comes to sound, is the same when it comes to force. When you use it, make sure you're not holding it, or that you throw it n e x t to the person you're aiming at. We don't want anyone to be harmed.
>>9290471
>>9290484
Time to put the boy's advice to good use. Thank you for providing this for us.
>>9290533
>>9290572
>>9290585
Thanks for playing.
>>9290541
Me.
>>9290567
Good night.
>>9290583
>tfw beat Havel when I was only lvl 3, fighting him in that small ass staircase room
>>9290602
Not hard so long as you know what you're doing. Something most people did not know when they first encountered him.
>>9290623
I was a new player. I was so bound set and determined to kill him that I learned his pattern and beat him without back stabbing. I want to play DS3 but I don't know how different from the first one it is or if it's any decent.
>>9290583
don't worry i don't use any of your stuff anyway
that back's begging for a great club though
>>9290637
it's fairly the same except for the movement and poise stuff
it's fun for the first time but it's a bit exhausting fter that
>>9290637
I liked it more than 2, less than 1. Don't exect poise to work like it did before. If you played 2, powerstancing was replaced with paired weapon sets, ruining one of the few things 2 got right. They also made most bosses into pathetic puzzle bosses...
post wincards
>>9290683
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>>9290683
>>9290487
To be perfectly honest, I was holding it this entire game. I forgot to go before the let us in. I never imagined I would have had to go out in the open like this. Not a porta-potty in sight...
Why are you lecturing me on food? I thought I was the nutritarian here?
>>9290594
I see. I imagine you have some sort of office job if that's the case. I could easily see you as a salesperson as well, however.
>his entire face becomes red with embarrassment
Yeah, I'm sorry I did that. I realized I yelled at an adult that was minding his own business, and I should have done that. I hope you forgive me, but I also hope you open up your wallet to show me what's inside. If it's true that you have nothing to hide, then you should be fine with it.
>>9290669
P-Puzzle bosses?
>>9290562
>Her face softens u a little. However her grip sure doesn't. It's only gotten tighter once he mentioned friends.
I had an idea but you are a fool to believe that only you have suffered for this. I had someone special to me pass away because I was too focused on the duties I was assigned. However, instead of letting that weigh me down, I used it as an opportunity. Remaking the fate I was set to do for eternity just save him.
>With a sigh, she finally lets go of him.
Your problem is much easier to fix than mine. You just need to act like the main character you keep boasting yourself to be. Unless yo wish to be a screaming husk of your former self. It is whatever you desire.
>>9290567
Aww, she's positively adorable.
>The woman gets up from her spot, careful to not wake the sleeping doll.
Tata, your highness.
>>9290594
>Elizabeth makes an attempt to catch it. Then another and another as the coin keeps flying up until she manages to get it her fifth time.
You should not fret. I know that this is a special coin and must be treated as such. I did have a potential victim but I must change it. He is far too volatile at the moment for this prank to happen.
>>9290594
Daring wasn't it? I would rather be honest, then to lie flat in your face. I was trying to measure the potential in you.
You reacted the way I expected you too, but that's alright, I could already tell you're not here to fight are you?
>>9290715
In the sense of destroy these three rings to kill this boss, drop down from above to one hit this boss, use this swords special to rape this boss, etc.
>>9290683
I only have the one. I am still expecting my other two to arrive any moment.
>>9290737
I just wanted to duke it out the old fashioned way...
>>9290714
Every meal I eat, I make for myself. It would be foolish of me not to know anything about the ingredients I use.
I haven't introduced myself, excuse my forgetfulness, Tsubasa Hanekawa, call me by my first name Hanekawa.
Did you write your name in the snow on your way to do something else, or did you leave the house specifically to do it?
>>9290683
i wish i was present at the time so i could point out the typo
>>9290715
you'd have to be an idiot to not figure them out
they easy anyway
hell, they even flat out tell you how to kill one of them at one point
>>9290683
I quite like this one, too.
>>9290745
You still can with most, but a select few have to be killed a specific way.
>>9290683
>nobody posts the ones you made
>>9290798
try again tomorrow
>>9290798
I must apologize but I do not believe I have yet to be victorious in your games, stranger.
>>9290731
You still have no idea what you're talking about! Some people, no matter how many times I go back to the save-point, will ever be revived! Do you think I get to choose where and when I come back!? No! Once the save-point moves everything before that is permanent! Some people...I just can't bring back. I have to live with their deaths and the torment I endured...
>tears well up in his eyes. He tries his hardest to keep himself composed
I never asked for any of this! I never asked to suffer as much as I have for people that don't care that I'm the reason they're alive and succeeding!
>>9290746
I'm the same way, Hane-tan. I buy my own mayo and eat the jar in a single day.
And yes, you are correct! I left my house just to do this. Peeing in a toilet isn't as much fun as peeing in the snow.
I guess I'll use dead hours to ask for any feedback/changes for the Gauntlet. Any ideas or corrections or whatnot, lay 'em on me.
>>9290873
Murmaider?
>>9290856
>>9290856
Natsuki-kun, urinating in public is against the law. I've never met a person who needed to consume that much mayonnaise. I'm wondering what you do for a living. It's not often eccentric people like you have normal every day jobs.
>>9290873
needs more skeletons
>>9290714
A salaryman, though you're not entirely a little. I don't understand how you managed to find that detail out about me, however. You're not spying on me, are you? Are you?
>Kosaku shrugs, and pulls out his wallet, presenting it to the boy. "I don't understand why he wants to see my wallet. Is it my I.D. he wants? Even if he steals it, I have another one somewhere on me."
>Inside the wallet, there's almost little to nothing. One 100-yen coin, one picture of his family, and an I.D. On the I.D. is the man's name and a picture of him: Kosaku Kawajiri.
Is that what you wanted to see? I don't quite see why. There's nothing of interest to be looking at.
>>9290731
Then you may change it. The main element in a prank is surprise, and you and I both know that we can't do it to someone who might blow up because of it.
>Kosaku laughs, giving Elizabeth a thumbs up. "'Blow up'. It seems my comedy has still been as good as it was before." 「Killer Queen」 appears right next to Kosaku as he laughs, its expressionless gaze looking at the coin.
Say the word and we can put the plan into motion, my friend.
>>9290735
>Kosaku sweats, staring at the man with a more-than-bewildered expression. "No. No! How is he able to find that out about me before I even convey it? This man knows something I don't! He's a Stand user, I'm sure of it! Unless he's been stalking me, no one should be able to deduce that!"
I'm not here to fight. How did you know that, Baki? I do suppose I don't have that fighting look, so it must have been obvious. How much potential do I have, if I may ask?
>>9290873
I hope you fixed that knife event
>>9290873
Is the randomly turned into a swine event fatal?
>>9290873
Delete the code, it'll be a massive improvement
>>9290873
That's not an eye, that's your mouth.
Why don't we have sex games?
>>9290914
Because my ava is pure
>>9290873
why is your wincard background so blurry like
oh my god my eyes are bleeding
>>9290856
H-Hijikata-san?
>>9290914
You can't really rp to them unless you wanna sound really gay
>>9290882
Murmaider-inspired event in it, yep.
>>9290893
I mean, I can think of another skeleton event. I already have one, plus two that deal with just bones.
>>9290896
...I still need to do that.
>>9290897
Yeah, but I'm going to change it to make it not ambiguous.
>>9290899
Take the (You).
>>9290904
Shut up, Kaito.
>>9290920
...Is it?
>>9290914
We had this one that everyone said was super fucking cancerous. forgot if it was hikari games or hikaru games. one or the other..or maybe neither...
>>9290928
have it so that the skeleton throws its skull at somebody and then explodes upon impact, skeletons + explosions = nice
>>9290919
>Mokou
>>9290928
Don't deny the truth!
>>9290914
this
mion lewd games when
>>9290949
She smokes though
>>9290928
yes
it's like i'm walking through lost izalith without mods to fix the glowing lava eyesore
but instead of glowing lava it's blurry everything but the text and tribute images
>>9290928
also have a skeleton xylophone group where they all play xylophone
>>9290959
I believe that is only in fan art.
>>9290928
>Yeah, but I'm going to change it to make it not ambiguous.
Thanks
I'll wait
>>9290961
Wait, you can mod DS on pc? Does it mess with VAC?
>>9290948
That seems overkill. Maybe I could make a Halloween Arena event, though, and include that.
>>9290952
Literally only you see that.
>>9290961
I dunno how to fix that, then.
>>9290964
I think I could do something with that concept.
>>9290873
I did see something, but I was talking on the phone and couldn't remember what exactly it was. For the most part, it's a solid game. Don't sweat yourself too much.
>>9290883
We're not going back to those days, are we? I was young and dumb. I had no clue you couldn't buy girls online.
>>9290885
You show me where the cops are and I'll stop peeing outside. Until then, I'll keep doing it. I can't be stopped if nobody's forcing the laws.
>he chuckles, slowly looking off to the side as he did when he first met Hanekawa
Yo-you see, I do many things, but the one that's the most impressive is knighting for Elmilia-tan! She's also my girlfriend.
>>9290895
It's all about common sense. As I've said before, I've seen people like you in movies and video games. My father showed me a movie called American Psycho, and you remind me of the main guy. You're not a Japanese guy that was born in America, are you?
>his confidence is through the roof at this point. In his head, anything he says will be correct. All because he got one thing right he thinks he's unstoppable.
>His eyes slide down to look at Kosaku's wallet. He skims over everything but pays close attention to the family photo. Again, in his head, he believes he has him by the throat
That's a nice family you've got there. Where did you meet such a beautiful wife?
>>9291005
This is unhealthy yknow
>>9290924
Who's this Hijikata-san? If you're referring to me then you've got it all wrong. I'm Natsuki Subaru.
>>9290996
yeah you can mod textures and some other stuff
DS1 doesn't use VAC (or anything in that matter) so it's completely fine
that same thing can't be said for the other ones though
>>9290998
get a better background reeeeeeee
>>9290969
>And canon print works
>>9290998
T-that can't be true..
>>9291008
I don't know about that tracksuit.. You do still have that youthful look about you, can't vouch for your mental state though.
>>9291008
Ome shouldn't need the police to follow the rules. Society will fall apart if everyone did as they pleased when the authorities aren't around.
>Kicks fresh snow on top of your name
You knight for your girlfriend, you should be dignified and a good example to others.
>>9290895
>Baki can't help to enjoy the worried look on Kosakus face and proceeds to get in his head.
I can't say for certain if you have the potential to harm a fly, so don't take my word granted. Your body language now is enough for me to deduce that you're just a frail man.
Skeleman host come out
>>9290998
Player1 runs away from the feast
>>9291062
I am the Skeleman, I speak for the bones (24).now
>>9291077
Gascoigne
>>9291044
I thought it did on the pc. I remember hearing about hacjers dropping hacked items to get others banned.
>>9291077
Len
>>9291077
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>9291077
Baki Hanma
>>9291077
Woman in Blue Clothes
>>9290849
>Looking down on him, she lightly slaps a card onto his face.
I felt I needed to do that. It appears as though our situations are not as comparable as I imagined. However I do know that the way you are going about it now is not the way to do it. You are on a journey. You will lose things you care about because of it and you will gain things as well. Focus on finishing it instead of being stuck at the same level.
>>9290895
>She laughs at Kosaku's joke despite not getting it. She continues until she sees that strange presence once again. Elizabeth quickly puts on her smile again to not draw confusion.
It appears our crowd has dispersed. It will be very tough to find another one. But not impossible! Look over there!
>She says as she points to a boy in blue.
>>9291077
Tsubasa Hanekawa
>>9291077
Whoresea
>>9291077
Chie
>>9291008
Oh, no, I don't worry too much about it, but hearing feedback is always cool and good.
>>9291044
I spent 10 minutes for looking for one even remotely close to what I wanted. I'm not doing that again.
>>9291048
It is.
>>9291073
Heh, that's a good one. I can probably spice it up a bit.
>>9291077
Mayor of Cantown
>>9291077
Trash
>>9291077
The Feast
If you won't go to the feast, the feast will go to you.
>>9291047
Huh. Learn something new about tuhu every day... Despite that, I don't think smokin makes an ava impure.
>>9291077
Hiyori Sarugaki
>>9291077
Ash Crimson
>>9291077
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9291008
In America? No, not at all. I don't understand why you keep attributing me to a psycho. Just because I act somewhat cold doesn't mean I'm psychopathic. I can assure you that I wouldn't hurt anyone.
>Kosaku's breath hitches in his throat. "I... I don't actually know when we met. Do I? Goodness, I hadn't paid enough attention. It was somewhere in town, wasn't it? No, no! Think, Kosaku, think! If Shinobu comes here and asks this person about me, I'm dead! Calm down, calm down. Let's go from the top."
>"Now, Shinobu, to my knowledge, keeps little pictures of me in the house. However, what I do know is that one of them feature the wedding ceremony. I looked relatively young then, almost in high school. From that, I can deduce that..."
Why, we met in high school. We weren't married then, but after a few years, we became quite close and decided to get married when we thought about it. She is a wonderful woman, and I don't regret marrying her.
>>9291077
Fujiwara no Fumokou
>>9291077
King Kaito
>>9291084
that only happens in DS3
i'm not sure if that happens in DS2 since i've never played it
DS1 has literally no protection against hackers unless you install mods
>>9291077
Etanity larva
>>9291077
Lickilicky
>>9291077
Elemental Hero Bustinatrix
>>9291077
Miku's ass
>>9291077
Maria and Harusame
>>9291077
Jynn Erso
>>9291077
Togame
>>9291111
>10 minutes is too long
boi
>>9291077
Leoric
>>9291077
Lana
>>9291077
Chie's Second Form
>>9291048
What's that supposed to imply, Kaito? Are you telling me I'm still young and dumb? I'll have you know I'm nowhere near as dumb as I used to be. puberty did wonders for my problem-solving skills.
>>9291049
I think you're acting a bit too uptight here. It's not like we're back in Japan where everyone's civilized.
>he turns away from her and pulls his trackpants down to re-write his name
Why bother upholding rules that don't exist in the first place? That's how I see it in regards to this place.
>>9291077
Natsuki Subaru
>>9291149
Best Elemental hero being the only female.
5 minutes for swaps n all that
>>9291171
>Not bubble man
>>9291188
>You are READY!
>>9291161
I'm a busy man.
>>9291169
I turn in to a sea slug though, they're pretty! Not like normal ugly slugs.
>>9291188
Alright!
>>9291188
Did you skip someone? I thought my slug entry was too late?
>>9291170
I'm saying that you're still young and that I don't know if you've gotten smarter or not, I'm not a mind reader. Maybe I should give you a test?
>>9291188
Swap please.
>>9291137
>>9291170
>>9291099
>he calms himself down and tries to wipe his face in a nonchalant way. He sits down, wraps his arms around his knees, and plants his head into them
I don't even know what it is I'm supposed to do here. All the MC stuff is made up. I'm just as lost as everyone else. For all I know I was brought here to suffer even more than I did before.
>>9291188
>>9291149
You skipped her
>>9291188
Get on with it.
>>9291188
there is a skeleton
i'm gonna smash him up real bad
>>9291208
thanks, senpai.
>>9291218
fuckin racist
>>9291132
>his confident smirk turns into utter disgust at Kosaku's story
Some guys have all the luck, don't they. I'd say you deserve to put up with a guy like me when you've had it easy all your life. Meeting a girl you'd later marry in high school, working an average job and having an average kid. It makes me sick to my stomach. The only thing evil about you is how typical and nicely planned out your life is.
>>9291221
>Kissu
>>9291188
>>9291200
I just realized he swapped for me. Don't do it.
>>9291170
>Hanekawa quickly turns away with a slight blush
Have some decency. What if your girlfriend knew you enjoyed relieving yourself im the presence of another girl?
Len.
Lemme smash.
Yukine
>>9291257
>throws gamecube controller
>>9291060
>Kosaku slowly calms down, looking up at Baki with a less-than-worried expression. In fact, he rather looks relieved at the man's assumption. "Truly, assumptions are terrible things. I hope that he keeps assuming that I'm not worth fighting."
I suppose so. I'm not a very violent person. In fact, I even hate fighting unless absolutely needed to. Though, not to brag or anything, but if I was in a fight...
>Almost as if on cue, Kosaku poses, 「Killer Queen」right next to him with its gaze expressionless as always. "If he is a Stand user, he shouldn't be able to see 「Killer Queen」. It's almost like routine at this point."
I would win it through a combination of opportunities and smarts. Knowledge is half that battle, aren't I correct?
>>9291099
>Kosaku stops the laughter, looking around for the boy in blue. "That's strange," he thinks to himself. "I'm not blind, yet I can't even find one person where she's pointing to. Could I just not be able to even see him? Is this a trick?"
Elizabeth? I do apologize for seeming blind or misguided, but can you please tell me who you are pointing at? I can't seem to find anyone. Could you be referring to that man with a blue suit and blue hair? He's rather bizarre.
>>9291237
>Kosaku smiles, almost reveling in the boy's insults. "I truly am in heaven, aren't I? No one suspects a single thing about me, and the one that does isn't sure! Perhaps, once I find a way back to Morioh, I'll be able to come here every once in a while. It's perfect."
That's exactly how I feel, sir. My life has been laid out for me, and I'm almost proud of it. I enjoy living this life. It's quiet and comfortable. You're not envious of it, are you? It's boring at times, so I don't think you'd be suited for it.
>>9291249
It's far too late for that tracksuit.
>>9291200
Anywho, Mr. I'll let anybody take my spot, I'm all for taking tests. I don't know if I've told you, but I was the top of my class when I was in high school.
>>9291251
There's a difference between "relieving" and simply getting rid of the trash in one's body. For the most part, I don't really know what she would think.
>as he wonders off into though, the trail of pee also begins to wonder, screwing up his perfect pee writing
I guess she would ignore it. She has better things to worry about. Princess things, to be exact.
>>9291264
>catches the Mokou doll and tucks in away in a safe spot
I've been told that, but I don't believe you need to get violent over it.
>>9291274
(he should be able to see 「Killer Queen」
It's embarrassing to find a grammar error in your posts)
>>9291188
Err, due to some...mistakes...a tribute who may've thought they got in didn't actually get in at all. Yeah, sorry about that..ehehe...
>>9291282
Oy! Did you just steal a tribute? Now I'm doubly mad!
>>9291300
>You hope the battlefield has a trashcan. Being summoned isn't easy on the ol' stomach.
>>9291300
that better not be fatal
>>9291282
Oh, I wasn't aware you were "just anyone", I thought you were the mainest of main characters.. Guess not.
Alright, first question.
If a plane from America crashes in Canada where are the survivors buried?
>>9291274
I don't want to be, but I can't help it. It sounds like something out of a movie, whereas I'm nothing more than a shut-in. I don't know what life you think I live, but it's nowhere as nice as yours. You've got a suit and everything. I bet you have a cat at home too. A rare breed that you can only find once in a good while. Something about you screams cat to me. It's probably your lack of energy for a dog.
>>9291309
Why're you mad at me? Who the hell are you anyway!?
>>9291300
I thought I was in?
>>9291314
It is
>>9291204
>By now, Elizabeth has returned to her polite tone. Acting as if nothing happened.
That IS the question of the hour, isn't it. I have been using to place help with my journey. Bonds are needed before I can start it and this place has a lot of beings I can bond with.
>>9291274
Indeed I am! I do believe he will be the perfect victim for our mischief. If something does go wrong and he does get hurt, he will survive it! Now then...
>She holds the coin with a purpose. A mischievous grin creeping back up once more.
Shall we begin?
>>9291300
>A ding is heard in the middle of nowhere. Space opens up as if it was an elevator door and Elizabeth pops out of it. Once she has left the space, it closes back up.
Hmm, it seems one requires my assistance once more.
>>9291315
Under the ground. Next question.
>>9291300
Well, I mean, it's not like it matters anyways. Everybody makes mistakes now and then, we're only human. And I'm not even a human so its doubly true for me. I mean, it's not that egregious of a thing is it? Nobody's mentioned it, so...
>>9291320
Aaaaaaaaaah, just as I was trying to justify myself too...
>>9291314
if only
>>9291343
What a cunt.
>>9291282
What a dedicated princess. Valuing her duties above her own lover. What if you two were to get married? She would be a queen, but then what would you be?
>>9291343
That's okay
If someone actually missed out I don't mind waiting longer to get in
>>9291352
>>9291352
>>9291352
hunger games hall of fame nomination thread.
>>9291343
>Good thing you're entirely used to this exact scenario, or else you'd be Swiss cheese.
>>9291343
I have already gotten so good at pranking! If only it had any underwear though. It must be freeing to not wear any...
>>9291343
>>9291357
Hell yeah, feelings of guilt have faded completely now. Thanks!
Today's slide brings you...repeating events
>>9291274
I have to admit that those who fight here have an exceptional brave heart. I'm serious! We've got dorks, punks and losers alike trying to earn a spot at victory. They're competing with gods, LITERAL GODS!
>Baki revels in awe at the thought of average ole'joes competing death tournaments.
I don't think you're as frail of a man as you are in the literal sense, you're pretty brave. Sometimes it isn't just the fist that gets the job done and you're right when you said knowledge isn't half the battle.
>>9291382
>Always check your wand before use. Rule #37 in the Wands for Dummies Handbook you totally didn't just make up.
>>9291300
... I thought the swapper had priority over the swapped..
>>9291338
Tracksuit.. You don't bury survivors.. But alright, next question.
Why's the sky blue?
>>9291343
I-I'm not, I'm just a machine..
>>9291382
Why does this thing keep trying to kill me?!
>>9291335
That must be nice for you, Elizabeth-tan. Being the way you are it's no wonder people are attracted to you. People love innocence and purity. it pays off being a blank slate, doesn't it? I could have been a blank slate when I came here, but I ran my mouth and this is where I am right now.
>>9291356
Oh my~!
>he begins blushing, holding his hands up to his face and wiggling around. Something about what he's doing is eerily similar to something anime girls do when they've been caught red-handed
Talking about marriage makes my head spin~! T-To think one day I could marry her and have two adorable little children is enough to make me scream out in joy~!
>he begins signaling to Hane
You better cut it out before you embarrass me any further, Hane-tan!
Damn it Fumokou, that's not how you work together!
>>9291382
But now I don't have anything to do
>>9291382
I fear this may be bad.
>Looking over collection over and over again, it appears that she is missing some cards.
I need to calm down. It is not as though he will find out.
>>9291400
Play with that demonic doll?
>>9291382
Whoops, I'm retarded. I'm hosting the out-of- date version of this code again (featuring an ambigious death from poor wording,) AND I'm still misgendering people. Well, all you people look the same to me.
>>9291395
I was unaware
>>9291400
Let's talk about pens.
>>9291395
Y-Yeah, that's what I meant! We bury them in underground bunkers!
>he's sweating a little more than usual. He's not used to being this wrong
Ah, this one's simple. The sky is blue because it reflects the ocean!
>>9291382
>Black Hanekawa speeds away with someone's clothes
Nya ha ha ha!
These blue clothes myight fit my myaster well! Lets see if she enjoys a gift from her pet neko~nya!
>>9291413
>You are blissfully unaware of your near-death and continue trying to find cans in this godforsaken Arena.
>>9291319
What else can I say except "I like cats"? Truly, sir, you definitely do have an eye for detail. Don't worry, sir, I'm sure your life will more than improve in the future. You definitely seem bright to me.
>Kosaku admits that the boy is rather smart. "Deducing that I enjoy cats and live an average life is something little can do. Well, the former, that is. I'm sure everyone thinks I live a quiet life."
>>9291335
Oh, you should have said so! I sincerely hope he holds no grudges against us for what happens next. I have nothing against him, but he is a strange character.
>Kosaku holds his thumb to his chest, almost as if he was posing. A grin creeps onto his face as he raises the thumbs up, 「Killer Queen」 appearing next to him.
Give me the word, and the coin will go b a n g. If you hit it just right, the show will be spectacular.
>>9291391
I'm not very strong when it comes to being physical. Although I'm somewhat smart when it comes to fighting, I do admit I have a tendency to make mistakes should I be on the losing side.
>Kosaku sighs, wiping his forehead and looking up. "A chill went up my back for some reason. Why is that so? It's not like anything bad had happened to me. It must be cold."
I'm sure you win in almost every fight outside of here. Pardon the assumptions, but you are quite the... Strong-looking individual.
>>9291413
Maybe I should've answered that man's call to host after I had a quick dirt nap or something
>>9291435
Fountain pen? What the heck? That's a waste of good ink
>>9291447
>It's Paradise City, baby!
>>9291413
>and ded
>Night,HG.
>>9291397
>Hanekawa's expression relaxes. She seems to have accpeted that this is how you usually are
>She retains her composure now that she understands
Hane-tan, you say. Giving other girls nicknames while becoming excited over the possibility of marriage with your partner. This is a new kind of frivolity I have never encountered before.
>>9291413
>Chie's knees tremble, and she chokes back a sob, before falling to all fours. She then assumes the fetal position and begins to weep, loudly and pathetically.
>>9291447
>A large dog appears next to her, barking furiously.
>>9291447
It's deja vu for some tributes as they live through shit they've already experienced
>>9291441
Eye for detail doesn't cut it. Let's just say I'm a VIP, to use jargon you'd know. Information gets sent to me about the other tributes and I use the information at my leisure. It's the privilege of being the MC. You need to be smart, cunning, attractive and strong to be in my position.
>>9291447
I'm not exactly the most knowledgeable guy out the when it comes to pens dude
>>9291457
Good night.
>>9291470
>You could probably use the Force for something much more productive and less malicious, but hearing him yell for help as he's pushed back and forth like a human Newton Cradle is admittedly very entertaining.
>>9291413
>It's fine, just some people say stuff like "You don't have to" or stuff like that so it's confusing.
>>9291413
>Kaito opens his mouth and nothing comes out, he looks immediately troubled.
>>9291421
Then let me ask you, why is the sky red and orange at sunset? The ocean isn't red or orange.
>>9291447
It's better to be alive and poor than dead and rich.
>>9291470
Ah.. Kids can be so cruel..
>He looks as if he's about to tear up.
>>9291470
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
>>9291473
Same. I think this was a bad topic of conversation.
>>9291493
>You could play a morbid version of basketball with how round his ribcage is.
>>9291397
But I have shown myself to many that I am neither of those things. I just find myself intensely curious about the world along with an otherworldly power. I suppose that is more appealing than you.
>>9291441
I only spoke with him once but he doesn't seem like the one to hold grudges. Okay, as soon as I throw this coin, the show will be on!
>She rolls the coin, it going along on it's journey as it passes near >>9291485
>>9291470
My darkest secrets. Why I don't have an-
>Suddenly her eyes grow wide, her mouth preparing to sprout up a lot of thing.
I am deathly afraid of my sister. I am not actually a nurse. I lost my innocence to a wonderful man. I wonder how a robot may taste.
>>9291457
Tata for now!
>>9291493
No more fighting...please. Anything but that.
>>9291493
A demonic doll indeed.
Always take care when fusing souls with another. There may be unforseen consequences.
>>9291493
I thought everyone in Bakemonogatari already could bend their necks at impossible angles...
>>9291441
I do win... but not all the time, it's sorta like winning the lottery ticket 3-years in a row..... and as the for the statement eh, thanks.
>>9291460
>Subaru's expression relaxes along with it. He understands that she's a girl that lives a conservative lifestyle with rules and regulations normal people don't like to abide by.
I call everyone by that! Hane-tan, Elizabeth-tan, Kaito-tan. Aren't you from Japan? You should know this by now. Besides, as you've said before, Emilia-tan prioritizes her job more than her lover.
>>9291485
Th-that's also obvious! It's because of the sunlight and pollution! You can't fool me with these easy questions, Kaito. You have to make them harder so I can get the old brain thinking.
>>9291504
You don't have to outwardly say it. I can get a good understand of who you are, and pure and innocent are a couple of words I'd use to describe you.
>he leers off to the side
Unless you're abusing me with your book, of course.
>>9291493
Hey the important thing is that you tried to talk to me
That's all I really want here is people to talk to but I'm not really all that good at it
Or maybe I'm just a boring dude
>>9291493
>She watches the mayhem unfold with am amused smile. Clapping every now and then.
So this is what is would be like if everyone was as powerful as me. If only I had brought any snacks.
>>9291510
I imagine that "bitersweet" flavour is like a bittersweet flavour, but with more bite.
Those are some really, really cool robes. I like them a lot.
>>9291510
>You have the power!
>He-Mayor, Master of the Caniverse!
>>9291524
Are you gay?
>>9291510
>Eventually, Chie gives up on trying to sleep entirely.
>She sits up, and begins to echo it, letting out her own sorrowful cries.
>>9291536
Filler slide for the purposes of character development
>>9291531
Tell me your opinion on skeletons then. Very good or very bad? Or very middle?
>>9291545
I know the answer to this one!
No, I'm not!
>>9291471
"MC"? Out of all the terms I've ever heard, that must have been the must grossly-used one. "MC" refers to a rapper, from what I remember. Are you in the position you are now because of rapping?
>Kosaku almost laughs at the force, covering his mouth with his hand. "He doesn't look like he could even sing the lyrics to a Queen song. Goodness me, what a terrible thought!"
May I ask what kind of information you gain? You don't quite seem to be the malicious type to me. Do you blackmail people in exchange for favors?
>>9291504
>>9291485
>Kosaku smiles, watching as the coin begins to roll behind Kaito. Once it passes ten inches behind Kaito, he cannot help but blurt out the next words out loud as a result from his confidence.
「Killer Queen」! 第一爆弾! Switch on!
>CLICK
>A loud B A N G would (or, rather, could, considering Kaito is a rather bizarre individual {read: robot}) have startled Kaito, and admitted Kosaku once he thought of what he just said. "I didn't just say that out loud, did I? No, it was a trick of the imagination."
>On another note, Kaito's scarf may or may not have been s l i g h t l y singed.
>>9291521
You're welcome. All I know is that I would hate to be in a fight against you, considering how strong you seem to be.
>Kosaku thinks for a minute, before deciding to ask Baki a relatively harmless question. "How strong is he, exactly?"
Pardon me if I can ask, but how many times have you won a battle? I would like to know so I know my chances whenever I face off against you.
>>9291524
But the "tan" honorific, it's fine if you wish to call me that. Perhaps living around royal has forced you to adopt a different perspective than the average person, but if I had a boyfriend and some other boy who just met me was referring to me with such an affectionate honorific, suspicions would be raised indeed.
You must have it in the bag, Natsuki-san. All you need to do is prepare for marriage and you're set for a good life.
>>9291493
Oh, am I even faster than usual? No one will catch me like this.
>>9291504
>Kaito follows the coin with his eyes as soon as he hears it clittering towards him, he looks a bit confused and looks in the direction it roll in from.
Did someone lose a coin?
>>9291510
I hope this helps, I'm still pretty new to this magic... Have pleasant dreams please..
>>9291524
Then, why is the ocean blue?.. Is your answer to this going to involve something about fish?
>>9291552
Hmm hmm~ Getting ready for the day~ Feeling eyes on me so I shouldn't stay.. This is creepy.
>>9291552
Use that gold to buy yourself some happiness, girl. Lord knows you need it.
Electric bones, very scary. Very lethal too.
Is that just the sound of rattling cans?
>>9291552
>It has to be the attractive brown bob that does it. Or her charming personality. Or...
>>9291565
>You swear you can hear Chie, longing for you as you long for her.
>>9291552
I'll say neutral
>>9291536
Quite a unique taste to this one. I am not even sure what to all.
>For eating something unknown to you, you received one point in courage.
>>9291552
Oh my. No need to be so handsy! There is enough of me to go around!
>>9291565
Don't sorry as your nurse, I shall heal you to fullness.
>Despite knowing spells that can heal someone, she instead simply sews the rip in the doll.
>>9291580
Turning into a demon gives some sickass benefits, such as (not being a lethal event)
>>9291565
Neither the slide I wished to post, nor the person I wanted to reply to. Numbskull
>>9291559
>For the sake of the gag the coin explodes violently behind Kaito, startled he throws himself forward onto the ground and curls up as instructed by old bomb preparation videos. His scarf smoldering on top of his back, he stays like this for several long moments.
>>9291565
Oh hey, I think you actually charged me up a little there! Here's your change~
>>9291552
>>9291575
>Thankfully, due to the vague wording of it all, it's purely nonromantic. She follows the mayor around quite fittingly like a lost and excited puppy, or someone that's imprinted on another like a sort of parent.
>>9291565
>She pokes at the pile of gold with a bit of a sigh, before stacking them in to little shapes.
>>9291597
Please stop, Mister Goblins. Please, please, please.
>She brings an ax to bear, sniffling quietly.
You don't want to do this. I don't wanna either.
>>9291603
>Or was it the power of love, that had so much so consumed you that you could not control its urges despite your attempts at bottling them?
>...
>Yeah, no, it was you being a dumbass.
>>9291603
All in all, I think this game has proven I'm not 100% lucid right now.
>>9291559
I really should be using Main Character instead. You old people keep getting it mixed it. It's irritating correct people that should know what it stands for...
Aha, but you see, that's the beauty of not judging a book by its cover! For the most part I ignore it. The only time I don't is if I feel like I'm in danger. If the information provides plans to kill everyone I usually like to play the hero. Ever hear of Baron Blade? No? That's because I killed him before he had the chance to kill everyone in this place! He didn't stand a chance against me!
>>9291562
Yo-you don't have a boyfriend, right? I didn't call you that as a sign of affection! There's no need to get others involved. We can solve this like civil people, Ms. Hanekawa! M-More importantly, don't let Emilia-tan hear that I've been calling you Hane-tan. There are waaay too many things that could go wrong if that were to happen.
>>9291563
Do you want to hear me say I give up, Kaito? Fine. I give up. Tell me the answer to this one and get moving on the next question. This time don't give me trick questions with different possible answers! I want one that's a straight shot, if you catch my drift.
>>9291619
-Misgendered
-Missed tributes
-Missed the right code to use
All in all, I hope you all enjoyed the game despite the various blunders
>>9291628
Did I say all in all again? Well, whatever. I think I should give that slide a background so it can have some sorta semblance of being a win card...
>>9291628
Well, well, well. Congratulations, Elizabeth. You won a game, but you won the wrong game.
Thanks for letting me deny participating, skele.
>>9291619
>The will to struggle and fight back is gone.
>A game full of harmfulness, strife, sorrow, increased sensitivity and and a small mountain of goblin corpses has put too much weight to her heart.
>So much weight, it drags Chie with it.
>>9291628
>Sniffle.
Con...congrats, lady. Thank you.
>>9291637
This is the summary, the summary for the stats and stuff, something something
>>9291559
I-- Sppsh-- Guess there's no harm in me "showing" you.
>He lifts his shirt and flings it off-stage. He presents to Kosaku a myriad of scars stained all over his body.
...to be honest I lost track. But I'm sure these scars are more than enough to prove, that I am a seasoned fighter. And if the time were to ever come if you face my, I won't hold back....
>>9291524
Hearing these words from someone who hates me. It makes my heart jump with joy. But wouldn't abuse means I hit you with it more than once?
>>9291559
>>9291604
>The woman smiles widely and giggles at the explosion. However it soon stops. Where has she heard this noise before?
>>9291597
The monsters have come back. I am prepared this time.
She brandishes her book, with a menacing glare.
>>9291603
>Demon Elizabeth looks no different from regular one. Her eyes glow just slightly more.
I feel just a little more powerful! I do not believe any can stop me at this moment.
>>9291627
It's because the ocean absorbs the red part of the light spectrum leaving behind the blue, but this isn't to say that it's always blue. And alright, here's one just for you and your street smarts.
If there's a girl that loves you and a girl that doesn't but you love her, who do you go after? Of course you know that you could easily learn to love the girl who loves you.
>>9291628
Congratulations Elizabeth!
Thank you very much for hosting, even if some stuff happened it was fun!
>Kaito
>>9291656
>[if you face my] - it happens to the best of us.
>Baki
>>9291687
Hell, that could be a stand name.