ITT: Pokemon are real.
What's your opinion or pokemon rights?
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>>9184075
Death to humans
>>9184075
B
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>>9184075
HELP ME!!!
>>9184008
>>9184054
>Anon tosses out a Tentacool LV20!
0 SpA Tentacool Scald vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Bronzong: 6-7 (3.4 - 4%) -- possibly the worst move ever
>>9184075
well
i would like where humans and pokemon can be together on the same level
maybe in a romantic way too
>>9184075
i want to cum in the bell
>>9184132
Um... I can maybe help! Where are you at?
>>9184075
I think they could be a little better?
As long as I can still sell stuff, it's not that bad, I think.
>>9184132
Oh a fucking challenge!
>Bell slams on the ground.
>Earthquake!
0 Atk Bronzong Earthquake vs. 196 HP / 76 Def Tentacool: 282-334 (454.8 - 538.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>9183925
>Fiddle with the radio soundboard
>YEAH.wav
>Grab the zapmouse tight
>Zip to the bedroom
>And don't forget the sock
>>9184177
>Bell has levitate, uh...
4 Atk Bronzong Earthquake vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Bronzong: 62-74 (35.6 - 42.5%) -- 93.7% chance to 3HKO after Leftovers recovery
>>9184075
Slateportfag here.
I'm not some Catalyst fanatics, but there's some shit that happens that's fucked up.
So, yeah, things need to change a bit.
>>9184214
THAT IS ENOUGH.
>EARTHQUAKE.
0 Atk Bronzong Earthquake vs. 196 HP / 76 Def Tentacool: 282-334 (454.8 - 538.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>9184145
didn't you have a human boyfriend before?
>>9184357
>Miss, somehow...
>How does Earthquake fucking miss, that's dumb as shit.
>Tentacool is KOed.
UH, Fuck! I don't have anything, please don't hurt me!
>>9184382
>Are you sure, senpai? Bell is about to aggro on you hardcore.
SLAVER!
>Bell smashes his computer against the wall.
What good are you to this world as a slaver?
>>9183729
>Aaaaaaaah I'm sorry for being slow as fuck to respond, I keep getting distracted drawing dicks
fuckin hell yes im down for a raid, you wanna call in karbro and treebro?
>>9184075
*bzz*
>im not quite sure what rights i would get myself
>but if it makes others happy, then im happy!
>>9184452
>He's a randoanon, go wild.
>Anon fucking panics and starts crying.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll fucking release them!!
>>9184510
You'll be good dead is what you'll be!
>Rolling to sever the anon's brainstem.
>>9184371
well
yeah
but we just kissed a bit and well
we slep on the same bed once
but we never had sex, after that we never met again
it was a bit sad
but that happened
>>9184543
>Bell you kinda suck.
Ah-ahhhh.
>Anon moans in a combination of excruciating pain and pleasure.
>>9184564
>I wasn't expecting him to survive this long.
You get pleasure from this?
>Rolling to smash his head in with the closest blunt object.
>>9184075
Pokemon rights are good I guess? I don't keep up with that stuff.
>>9184605
>Wow you suck shit.
AH STOP!
>Anon falls out of his chair and crawls away, or tries to with his new concussion.
>>9184075
I think they're pretty cool, but I don't really understand all of what people bring up... Mostly the politics part??
>>9184635
WHY WON'T YOU DIE?
>Roll to burst his fucking head.
>>9184667
>Nope.
>You might have put him in a coma.
>He just kind of groans and lies there.
>>9184686
...
>Just Gyro Ball him.
>>9184715
>you manage to break his leg
>holy shit how havent you killed this man
>>9184715
dude
how
>>9184788
>I blame getting a dubfail when introducing this char.
>>9184743
>SMASH HIS FUCKING HEAD IN
>>9184808
>Muffled clapping from the peanut gallery
>>9184808
>OH FUCK YOU DID IT
>Anon's skull is dust.
>Get the fuck out I'm tired of GMing your missing ass
>>9184851
>>9184862
>Bell: Fuck off back to your cave or whatever to heal up after releasing anon's pokes.
>IC be proud of yourself, OOC want to kill yourself for missing.
Another slaver eliminated!
>>9184922
holy shit youre pathetic
>>9185011
>holy shit youre pathetic
>gets fail dubs
ha
>>9185011
You are!
>>9185058
>Roll to seduce anon with bell-like ways.
Hey guys.... How long does it take ripped knee tendons to heal?
>>9185121
*bzz*
>according to pokgoogle, a few months
>have you tried getting a pokemon to heal you?
>>9185121
Which ones, specifically? It can be anywhere from a month or so to.. basically never.
>>9184075
As a Catalyst Admin, I'm in full support of Pokemon rights reforms.
Being the closest thing to a policy wonk among Catalyst's Admin staff, I have certain policy propositions which I'd like to see enacted across the Big 7.
Here's a condensed list of concrete policy objectives:
- Ensure that a Trainer's Pokemon must pass a basic check for health issues and signs of abuse or neglect before they can participate in a League-sanctioned facility's Battling events. Even a once-over taking all of a few minutes would go a long way.
- Criminalize the use of synthetic hormones in Daycare operation
- Increase the penalties for illegal poaching.
- Establish functioning rehabilitation and care centers for abused Pokemon in all seven Regions.
- Require a basic examination to acquire a Trainer's license, with at least one segment on basic care and feeding.
Some of these are long-shots in certain Regions, but I don't believe that any of these propositions are so radical as to be non-starters.
>>9185147
>Do you hear that?
>That's the sound of Sun's heart shattering
A few months? Aw.... No, I don't have any Pokemon that can do that... Can I at least walk before then??
>>9185182
Um... The Padilla? The panelo? Something like that...
>>9185198
Slateportfag here.
You need to see a doctor. I'm sure a doc could have you moving, if not exactly doing any 5K runs, before that.
>>9185198
*bzz bzz*
>pokeMD has a human section
>at least a month before you can walk, friend
>do you have any big friends you can ride on?
>>9185198
The Patellar? It's.. it's gonna be while, dude. 3 months minimum, 4-6 till you can actually get moderately active.
>>9185241
>>9185229
>Screams internally
I guess I can ride on Nebby or Helios...
>>9185218
I did see a doctor... He's the one who said it was torn or whatever....
I have a question due to my statement earlier
Are human an pokemon relationships frowned upon by other humans and pokemo?
>>9185352
As long as they don't jostle you around too much, that might work.
*blocks your path*
>>9185499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bpz1wY-eMU
>>9185499
Ok
>>9185472
Um... Nebby might on accident... But Helios should be okay! Any tips...? I don't... I don't wanna be stuck in bed forever!
>>9185637
*bzz bzz bzz*
>obtain
>bean
>>9185434
Depends on the Region.
It's not technically illegal in the Big 7, but I wouldn't want to try it in Kanto or Johto.
Some people will frown on it, but the level of pushback you'll get is Region-dependent. I'd try maybe Unova or Kalos or that.
>>9185637
Uh, get yourself a knee brace and some videogames. You're gonna have a lot of time to kill.
>>9185637
>Appear in room.
>Flop on his bed and wave.
>>9185759
Okay, I wi-
>>9185793
>Large tree: flopped
>Sun: launched half a foot into the air
OOF. Um... Hi? Are you here to hang with me?
>>9185843
Kree!
>Does Sun have a TV?
>If so turn that shit on to an action movie and chill.
Kree? Xurrrr kitrr?
>>9185905
>Sun does have a tv in his room
Hey.. Thanks! Um... I'm sorry but... I can't understand you...
>>9185967
...
>Point at Sun's mouth.
>Point out the bedroom door.
Kurrr?
>>9185999
>Tripsfail
>Negative amounts of understanding going on here
Um... You want me to... Kiss my door...?
>>9186030
Xurr...
>Facepalm.
>Get off the bed and go look for snacks.
>Hopefully Sun's mom isn't awake.
>>9186054
*bzz bzz*
>i got beans
>but im not sure how you would eat them
>>9186054
Hey, what're you doing?
>sun just watches from his bed, since he can't exactly leave it right now
>mfw the thread is dead
>Firecat: awaken by the ashes of a campfire in a bed of soft grass, right in a sunbeam
>Firecat: look around to see if anyone else is awake
>>9189152
>joyeuse is sleeping close to tiff, mumbling about protecting everyone
>>9189152
>>9189588
*bzz bzz bzz*
>thinkin about thos beans
>>9184075
>smug secret stealing seaweed: be condescending
Historically speaking, Pokemon have always be subservient, or at least in a lower cast than humans. The closet thing to a sign of equality is a vague mention of sharing food in a rather dubiously translated bit of Sinnoh apocrypha.
Attempting such a massive cultural and legal change is dangerous at best.
Balling, is, of course, immoral, and the museum in no way condones such an unethical practice.
>>9189631
>touch the big, slimy, wet and poisonous cock
*bzz bzz*
>i will go hang out with all the fish friends at the beach!
(im actually going to the beach, be back later)
(i also have an idea for a human character, but i think its going to be super lame. toodles)
>>9189966
>dubs cock touching
>it's super effective
...If I didn't have a reputation to uphold, I would melt you.
>>9190022
>rub the bend in the tail
>>9190138
>sounds of an unimpressed dragalge being rubbed
...This does not belong in a museum.
>>9189588
(I don't think swords sleep?)
>Firecat: lay head down again and enjoy sunbeam
>>9190164
(Sword can be affected by the sleep status. Swords can sleep.)
>>9190192
(lemme rephrase: I don't think swords NEED to sleep)
>>9190272
(I mean yeah but most beings would rather be able to zone out while nothing is going on rather than hang around, bored. You feel? It'd be like waiting for all your friends to wake up and you have shit all to do.)
>>9190292
>friends
>4chan
Any tips on dealing with extreme anxiety?
i am become goo
>>9190504
hi sniffs
>>9190630
It's obviously turts
>>9190504
Well, what's bothering you?
>>9190857
I keep trying to be perfect, and worrying about everything I do.
Trying to push the thoughts away only makes them worse.
>>9190934
Stop being perfect, Stop worrying about that. You can't be you without flaws. No matter how small or major they may be. People and Pokèmon will accept that one way or another.
>>9191023
I try to let go.
But I can't.
No matter how many times I tell myself to just relax and stop worrying, I keep doing it.
>>9191151
That in it of itself is a flaw. It doesn't take a Catalyst Scientist to see that. You can't be accepted if you can't accept yourself. Find out what's been bugging you and handle it, or you'll never go anywhere in life.
>>9191209
I... don't know how to let go.
My friends and my lover constantly tell me to relax around them.
It's always much worse when I'm being viewed by other people, to the point where I chased some of them off for being too "serious".
>>9191333
Try drinking a lot until you pass out. It helps with depression, stress, loneliness, horrific visions of another eldritch dimension caused by improper use of stolen occult items...
Basically a cure all really. No side effects that I can remember.
>>9191333
Try taking a break. It help. It honestly does, at the very least be more moderate about it. Don't go getting attached or you might do something you don't mean to.
>>9191511
i don't think that is good advice
>>9191558
I dunno, works for me and I've never suffered any consequences.
You want some berries? I've been living on them for the last week because I spent all my money on repairs to the tires of the abandoned wagon I live in and box wine.
>>9184114
this tbqh fampai
>>9191511
I'm not sure if that would actually help.
>>9191545
Take a break from having friends?
Is that what you are suggesting?
>>9191720
I hate to say it but, yes. I'm not saying cut all contact. Just leave for a while. A week at very least. Clear your head, take up something new. It's easier on you and them. But hey is just a suggestion. You don't have to listen to me.
>>9191720
do you do anything besides make the same character over and over sniffers?
>>9191980
could you pass the salt? Looks like you may overdose on it.
>>9191980
Oh shut up. You don't contribute a thing but drama and salt.
>>9191720
Hm. Well, you could always try the break thing. Do some soul searching, learn what you like, get comfortable just being yourself.
@9191980
(dude even Gengy is roasting you, I think it's time to stop)
(not even gonna give you a (you))
>>9191594
but you seem to have a really high alocohol tolerance
i could lend you some money if you need it
just don't waste all on alcohol
*bzz bzz bzz*
>what is going on, friends?
(tfw there will never be any cuitefly sleeves)
>>9192211
.
..
...
Define "waste".
>>9192230
Spooky things.
>>9191816
>>9192149
...
Looks like it's time to take a vacation, then.
Somewhere peaceful.
>>9192230
I had a tree flop on my bed and watch movies with me last night, it was kinda weird?
>>9192275
*bzz*
>i offered him some beans
>but i guess he doesn't speak our language
>>9192257
>how spooky?
>im not scared of anything
>anything at all
>>9192257
using all your money on it
>>9192316
>throw Mort at the buge
Boo. Spooky scary skeleton head.
>>9192350
...So using it all to buy yaoi is cool though, right?
>>9192372
>sigh
No wonder you are having money problems
>>9192414
If paying 2500P to import drawings of a Gengar dong is wrong...
>>9192498
*bzz*
>so you're telling me
>all these books are PORNOGRAPHY?
>how much did you spend?
>>9192498
pffft cheap
>>9192565
what like you dont have a bunch of porn lying around
>>9192942
*bzz*
>im a smol buge, i cant afford it
>also, im a very small bug
reminder that pokemon are subhuman and should stay that way
>>9193014
*bzz*
>no
>>9192964
tru
maybe fucking
browse porn online
>>9193014
waaaaah reminder that all of the champions and actually fucking skilled trainer dont agree with you
>>9193014
Come here to tell me that not online and see what happens.
>>9192565
They're novels depicting romantic relationships between pokemon! They just happen to also have a few sexual moments. Like. Every couple sentences.
>>9192942
I'm on a budget alright? At least I'm not one of those commission whores that wants 600 pics of their edgy donut steel OC fugging a Lucario or something.
>she closes the internet on her dex suddenly
>for no reason at all
>sweat
>>9193311
>double dubfail
>profuse sweating from the clearly lying about both those things hex maniac
>>9193311
>>9193344
uh huh
so if i go look at your fa account im not gonna find a bunch of ych stuff
>>9193014
Kill yourself slaver!
>>9193810
...H-heh
>>9193869
Have we met? Usually people don't tell me to commit suicide before they've seen the inside of my wagon.
>>9193014
Well. you are not wrong.
>>9193869
fuck off you stupid shitty bell
you cant hit shit
five isle on the beach ill fuck you up
>>9193960
M'lady.
>>9194159
The crusade starts!
>Rolling to belleport there.
>>9194188
>Anon is scared shitless by the sudden bell.
Fuck!
>Out goes a LV20 Furret.
>Knock Off!
252 Atk Furret Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Bronzong: 10-14 (5.7 - 8%) -- possibly the worst move ever
>>9194255
>nope
>Furret knocks itself out.
>Anon is panicking
>>9194255
>>9194328
DEATH TO SLAVERS!
>Roll to Gyro Ball the trainer.
>>9194420
>Anon crumples to the ground.
>Dead anon
>>9194454
>Release his pokemon.
Be free!
>Belleport away.
BELL
>>9194505
Congratulations, Bell. You "freed" the "slaves".
You monster.
Hello does anyone have any advice on a relationship with an elite four member? My friend has an interest in one of the Kalos Elite Four members.
Asking for a friend, of course.
>>9193960
Here's a request: please stay whenever you are, at least today.
>>9194659
I can just say it will be a difficult relationship because of how overbearing the League can be on their members lives, especially their E4.
>>9194659
Um.... What does he like doing? Maybe you could do some of that stuff with him!
EXTRA THICC
>>9194802
I see...
>>9194815
...Cooking? I do enough of that with him... Should I try something else?
I remember a human saying I looked like something from a... Mega... Man? Does anyone know about this?
>>9194838
Maybe you could cook something special! Like... His favorite food! Or maybe you could make food and then eat it somewhere special?? Like a picnic!
Mega Man...? Isn't that a video game...?
>>9194838
Barbaracle do look like they would be a maverick from megaman X.
It's a video game series.
>>9194877
A picnic would be nice... I'll see about that.
I think so... I'm not sure if he would be interested.
>>9195001
Maverick? ...Is that why Calem called me Barnacle Man?
>>9195027
Siebold your barnacle is posting about your loooove!
>Text him.
>Rolling for if Sylveon interrupts with odds being yes.
>>9195027
Yeah, probably.
>>9194838
>>9195027
His friend could also try to impress him with his own culinary experiments.
And yeah, you do look like one.
>>9195078
Quelle....?
>>9195078
Don't tell him!
>>9195080
>>9195098
I-I. Thank you.
>>9195108
...
>Sweat.
Hello.
>working on a small cleared out plot on the castle grounds
>>9195136
... bonjour, Cannelle. Is there something you wish to tell me...?
>>9195236
...I am interested in playing Megaman...?
>Roll to keep composure.
>>9195322
Ah, as you wish. I shall see if Calem has a copy. And a system.
>Text Calem
>>9195443
I think I have one around here somewhere? You want me to bring it there?
>Rolling for if Calem has the Anniversary Collection or he's gonna have to dig through his closet with last number.
>Rolling for interruptions from Sylveon with second to last number, odds are bad.
>>9194802
I'm gonna be straight with you m'dude, I frankly have no idea how I keep popping up everywhere. Last night I went to bed in Alola, woke up in Shinno, and then landed in the middle of Unova when I went out for tacos.
Makes building up a customer base a nightmare.
>>9195553
That would work nicely, mon cher. How long do you think it shall be?
>>9195606
I think it's under my clothes... I'll need a bi-
Oh! Sylveon brought me a statue of my friend Tierno, how strange...
>A human scream that sounds like it's under a layer of concrete can be heard before the call cuts short.
>>9195638
.... Cannelle? I think Calem's Nymphani has finally snapped.
>Siebold heads to the door
Are you coming?
>>9195638
>>9195690
...Y-yes, right away. Let's get going!
>Cannelle follows after Siebold.
It seems to be a common theme for Sylveon under his ownership.
>>9195749
Hmm... At the very least we get to enjoy a walk, non?
>Roll to see how many posts until Siebold gets there
haha
big poopy
>>9195749
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>>9195602
...current location?
>>9195851
>Calem opens the door.
O-oui! I have the things right here.
>He hurriedly puts the box, containing a PS2, SNES and the Megaman Anniversary Collection and several of the X games into Siebold's hands.
N-now I have to clean some things up. Take care!
>SLAM.
>>9195851
Do you think he-
>>9196089
...
>>9196089
>Games: received
.....
>>9196110
Do you think he needs our help?
>>9196166
...Perhaps it would be better for us to not be involved?
>>9195999
It was Ransei this morning, right now uh...I think I'm in Orre. Or a really big sandbox
>>9196294
>Lamp: Do what you do best.
>Roll to reheat the pizza.
>>9196267
Hmm. I'm sure he can handle Sylveon on his own. Let's head home.
>Roooooooollin
>>9196294
Does your dex not have a GPS?
Just how old it is?
I wish everyone swapped species!
>>9196535
Alright, we'll go forrrr... Five hours? Ending at 11PM EST?
And... I'll make it voluntary?
>Ding.
Granted!
>>9196580
>Firecat: be checking phone at the time.
>Firecat: be kinda groggy and decide to see what's up with this species swap thing
>What could go wrong
(Is this just pokemon-human swap or literally anything goes?)
>>9196535
>Siebold: suddenly be unable to open the door to your house because lol flippers
>Confused penguin sounds
>>9196612
(Humans are pokemon and pokemon are now humans. Also it's voluntary so if you aren't into it feel free to ignore it.)
>>9196636
(just checkin)
>Firecat: be very confused
...Oh what the heck did I just do
>Firecat: slowly tap out message and kinda sorta get used to the new body
I have regrets
>>9196580
what exactly is swapping species
pokemon <=> human?
>>9196580
Wait what?
>stuntbro turns into a pokemon
>confusion ensues
>>9196686
What, you don't like human bodies?
>Alistair runs his hands through his hair
I missed having hair.
test post pls ignore
The shell mysteriously changed, to an human. Yet my self is still the same.
Um... Guys?? Why am I Nebby now??
I rest for a moment after defeating the slavers and I am one of them now?
What is this? I can no longer use my psychic powers...
>mutekip for some reason changed
>he is still mute
>>9196767
...I guess I should consider this practice for when I evolve and get permanant hands, though I think Incineroar's are a bit bigger than this.
My bigger concern is the fact that I have no fur and it's fucking cold out right now.
Oh shit, if my trainer wakes up while I'm like this... fuck, INTO THE BUSHES
Uh... everyone?
I'm a human now.
The extra height is great, but I sort of miss my fur.
I bet I can finally clean off everything on the top shelves, though!
>>9196876
Welcome to humanhood, jackass.
>>9196886
Doesn't seem like you're having trouble typing right now. Maybe get a blanket?
>>9196948
I'm doing it the same why I did it as a Litten: just tapping it out, very carefully, kinda slow, but it gets the job done.
>>9196883
>Roasted chespin groggily wakes up from his position on the couch
>Then starts in alarm
W-what in the... what...?! What in the world...?!
humans are gay
>33: Ignore the red chitin and pull your snag machine off before it breaks.
>Pull out your PDA.
DASGedfidgbfvnhyKdlk
>>9196350
Thanks Lamp
>hug a lamp
>>9196484
Uhh,,, One of the first I thi-
>>9196580
Wait what does that me...owth I'm a cat now, okay.
>>9197021
u ok dupe
>>9196984
Litten? Sounds fun. What's your trainer like?
>>9197021
It's harder to snoop on you without my amazing owl eyes but let me guess....
>He squints
Scizor?
>>9196948
I am going back to bed.
Did somebody give Jirachi espresso and start getting funny? Because I know this isn't a Palkia prank.
>>9197098
If you wanna get technical about it Pelinal is a robot from the future according to MK.
Of course MK's ramblings are side-canon now, but still, it was implied before he got delet from Bethesda
>>9197122
Um... I don't know! I guess someone made a wish earlier! Who are you?
>>9197061
sjfds8tsaj
>>9197070
Yes.
This would be awesome if I could figure out how to do shit all.
>>9197070
Young, happy, uh... not gonna give out much more detail than that.
I wonder if I can end this early, I'd rather not get caught like this by any douchebag trainers, especially since our sword hasn't changed, and he's prime bait for anyone looking to steal pokemon...
>>9197172
You're a human and your trainer is probably a Pokemon right now. They're going to assume you're the trainer. Head to your nearest water source and hang around there, any people who come by will think you're just skinny dipping. You might get snooped on, but they'll leave you alone out of fear.
>>9197162
Does your PDA have text to speech?
>>9197098
Goodnight, sweet prince.
>>9197159
Just a guy, in Cyllage right now, who's seen some strange shit.
One second I'm reading bad news from the doctor, and now this happens.
>>9197172
You need a hand? I can swing by if you're in the coastal Kalos area.
>>9197244
Oh... What kinda bad news? If you need a ride I can help! Probably...
>>9197215
>Beep.
Oh thank fuck it does.
>>9197244
Yo, this shit sucks. Is Cyllage in Kalos?
>>9196984
Mademoiselle
What happened
Why am like this
But you still pretty even on another form
It's odd having limbs again
>>9197294
Yeah, coastal.
>>9197262
The kind where the doctor openly wonders "How the flying fuck did you walk in here". Toxin exposure, and lots of it. Should've figured having a nearly monotype-Poison team would go this way.
Doctor says get rid of half my team. Nidoking's pushing it, the rest are all no-goes if I wanna live to see my kid grow up.
hello>
what hjappeend?
Im scarefd
>>9197462
TF. TF happened.
>>9197294
>A Skarmory carrying a man wearing Cipher armor lands nearby.
>The Cipher grunt looks at 33 and tilts his head.
Hey, we're looking for our friend. He looks like I do but has one of those snag machine things, I couldn't work out how to use 77's binocular things so I couldn't see him from above.
>The Skarmory looks unamused.
>>9197215
...as it turns out, the sword is a human as well, so as long as we find a pool to hide in, I think we'll be fine.
>>9197244
How did you guess?
>>9197296
...Alright let's agree to not stare at each other and find a lake.
>>9197462
Anna, I assume that's you, look down, okay, just like, keep looking down, at the ground, we're gonna pack up and get to a safer place, how does swimming in a lake sound?
Why am I's a person? Why is my's hat not feathers anymore? Fakken jays did dis probably.
>>9197462
>yfw anna evolves
>>9197527
...
>Show him the snag machine.
I don't know what I was expecting, 77.
>>9197420
That sucks... What're you gonna do with them?
what just happened?
why am i a pokemon
at least i wasn't on work
>>9197420
Man, that sucks. ...Mind if I ask what sort of team you have?
Also, I have come to a decision. I am not a fan of being organic. For one, I have to physically type out everything I say on this channel instead of interacting with the channel directly. It's clunky and irritating.
>>9197523
whast does that meamn?
I dont umdersrtasnd
why am i all fkuffy?
>>9197538
OK!
I can do that!
>Small Rabbit: study the local grass, and follow the feet of the strange friendly human.
what just happened why am i like this?
where did my blades go
>>9197656
>Ex-Firecat: breathe a sigh of relief and try to find a lake
Alright, come along, don't look up because we're both naked and don't have clothes... uh, sword, can you grab everything?
Crap, I'll just ask for your name again, sorry about that.
>>9197656
Uhh... It's kinda hard to check my books right now, but I'm guessing someone wished and Jirachi heard it.
fugg :DD
>>9197007
>confused mutkid
>he doesn't know who that person is
>>9197640
What Pokemon were you?
>>9197538
Well, don't be mad if someone tells you to get a room.
>>9197294
Just curious, did you rip your clothes when you changed?
>>9197595
Probably release 'em. Two of them will understand, even if they're bummed out about it. The third... I'm in for a rough time.
>>9197640
Toxapex and Salazzle need to go. I've not a Nidoking, but he's not too worrisome on the toxin-exposure front.
There's one Pokemon I'm not revealing on an open channel that my bosses are a little unnerved by, that's the worst offender.
Unfortunately, that's also the clingy one.
>>9197566
>77mory screeches and flaps his wings upon seeing the snag machine.
33! It's a good thing I wasn't flying around on Skarms when this shit happened.
What the fuck do we even do?
>Skarhuman is still playing with 77's binoculars.
>He's now worked out how to properly hold them, at least.
>>9197703
OK!
Um, can you grab the backpack, with the Berries? It's too big for me like this.
>Follow, still keeping little eyes in the grass
>>9197706
OH! I klnow jirachi! He tolsd me vmy daddy was coming basck!
>>9197727
Yeah, a bit. I'll figure something out.
>>9197760
Let's roll with it I guess?
... I haven't really figured this body out.
>33 looks over at the human going through his bag and armor.
There's Forretress I guess.
>>9197538
that will be hard to do mademoiselle
>>9197727
A Porygon-Z, Zeta being my designation. And the more time I spend in this body, the more I come to appreciate being a Porygon-Z.
Speaking of which, another conclusion. I am not a fan of being a prisoner of the force known as Gravity.
>>9197741
Well... perhaps you could hand them over to us. We should be able to find homes for them that aren't currently as, ah... sensitive to such excretions. And on the plus side, you'll probably still have some way to get in contact with them every so often.
>>9197725
...Who are you? And... why do I look like this? And... and why am I so big?
This is an interesting event.
I see others selves adapting to their new shells.
>>9197872
I'll consider it, but I'd need to know who you work for.
No offense intended, but I'm on payroll for a somewhat controversial group and I'd rather not waltz in the door if my allegiances are going to get me killed.
>>9197951
Yeah. Typing's interesting, to say the least. not to mention the tail. How are you holding up?
>>9197906
.....
>he can't talk
>he tries to now, but no sounds come
"who are you?"
>>9197951
I just sold a lot of stuff! Being able to skip the translator is great.
I do miss my fur, though.
>>9197976
what tail
okay calm down
calm down
i'm not a bisharp anymore
what is happening?
>>9197872
Ehhh you'll get used to it.
>>9197839
So, watcha up to, 33?
>>9198035
( Ah, fuck. I mistook the long flowing hair for a tail by mistake, I don't play a lot with ruse fox. My bad, player error please ignore. )
>>9197976
...Well... if my calculations are correct, we both work for the same somewhat-controversial organization. As long as that organization's current designation is "Catalyst", that is.
Shame. The original reason for the name change was to shed the stigma the old designation brought, and it doesn't seem to be working as well.
>>9197951
I assure you, the "adapting" process is not working as well as it could for quite a few of us.
>>9198057
Yeah, yeah.
>>9197999
>Tripfail.
>There's a customer.
Hellooooo~
How much for say... Five Ultra Balls?
>>9197741
Aw... Um... Are you sure another trainer won't take the last one?
>>9197951
At least you're having fun! What were you?
>>9197999
You're telling me buddy.
I am NOT a fan of breaking out into chickenskin every time a breeze hits.
I think I found a lake though, no one else around, and the water seems to still be warm, perfect place to wait things out.
>>9197865
You've got arms now, just grab the backpack and come on!
>>9197976
This new shell lacks capabilities.
It is an educational experience, being able to see through the eyes of an human shell.
The administrator has yet to exit his realm, I fear his shell also changed.
>>9197839
...I guess.
>77 suddenly looks worried.
...Do you think since Skarms and I swapped bodies, would that mean I'm a Shadow Skarmory or...?
>Skarms looks over at 77 upon hearing this and starts pressing buttons on 77's PDA.
Is there something on this thing that would help?
>>9197992
>Inigo Monchespin blinks as he recognizes the muteness of the mutekip reflected in the mutekid
...Are... are you? ...Luca...?! It's me, Chespin...
>>9198057
Trying to get used to this new body. You?
>>9198163
I doubt you're a shadow Skarmory, dude.
>33 shakily stands up, trying to figure out the claws.
I guess he could try and scan you? Cipher PDAs usually can discern if you're shadow or not.
>>9198105
Uh...
I'm not sure if I have those.
But I'll check!
>Dig through a drawer of various balls. Rubber, ceramic, sports, etc.
>>9198116
It's not that bad here, but the breeze is a little chilly.
Have plenty of blankets and clothing, though!
>>9198116
fine mademoiselle
>>9198220
Hehehe~
Alright, I can wait.
>Lun- I mean, the mystery man fiddles with a wad of cash.
>>9197999
Your shell needs to adapt, much like my shell when my self began it's existence.
>>9198101
My self misses being not being restricted to the pull of gravity, likewise.
>>9198110
Automaton#470, modern model designation "Claydol"
>>9198151
Yeah... if by "educational" you mean "frustrating".
...I hope Seb's all right.
>>9198101
Yep. I'm guessing you've got my personnel file pulled up, then.
Still, even if we're considered weirdos, it's better than having the old name's current connotations.
>>9198110
It's not that another trainer won't take it, it's that it's... clingy. Really touchy-feely, and probably won't take "please leave" for an answer.
>>9198151
Likewise. It's bizarre, and I haven't even tried to do much yet.
okay
it seems i'm a human now
it seems to be that lots of people did
>>9198256
>>9198116
Tiff? Joyeuse?
Wait for me!
>Small feet + unaccustomed to this = small bunny is not moving very fast, and falls down a lot.
>>9198211
Relaxing. You guys kinda left Orre sooooooo. What'd 77 end up as?
>>9198259
>>9198220
>Evens
Uh...I have two.
>Pulls out two ultra balls, and one regular
How about...1500p for all of them?
>>9198265
Yup.
Put on some clothes I had lying around. Nice and warm.
>>9198415
Works for me. Keep the change, sweetheart~
>Last four post numbers in cash.
>Take the balls.
>Head on out.
>>9198265
Being a Solgaleo is fun! You can see everything, like...
>Sun spaces out staring at a wall
There's a bunch of Pikachu in Hoenn playing dress up! How are you doing?
>>9198282
Oh... It's really sucky, but you could play hide and seek and then just... Leave?
>>9198415
Well, it's a good thing they had some spare Catalyst uniforms hanging around the radio station. I mean... I know the word is to switch to plainclothes, but even coming from a life of not needing anything in the way of clothing, I know there's something called 'modesty'.
>>9198282
Well, there's not exactly very many Catalyst personnel who just went to a medical professional for poison-type exposure, sir. Rather easy to narrow it down to one personnel file.
...Oh. ...Yeah, I can see why that would be quite a problematic separation. Pokemon of that species are not keen on such bonds being severed, from what I recall. ...I'm going to go get my trainer, perhaps he'd know more about this than I do.
>Human!Zeta: go find Sebastian B.
>>9198356
My self is observing how many shells got changed.
How a pokemon shell becomes an human shell, how the shells correlate to the self.
Your self input would be appreciated.
>>9198280
My self believes he is doing important additional work related to this event.
>>9198211
>Worried metal bird sounds.
>77 looks over at Skarms, who is still trying to work out how to use his PDA.
>Skarms looks up at 77 and then at 33.
Um...how do you do that?
>>9198382
>Firecat: slow down to make sure the trainerbun doesn't get left behind
I can see it just up ahead!
Man, walking on two legs is weird...
>>9198485
>I know there's something called 'modesty', and I don't have the opportunity to be choosy at the present moment
>Gah
>>9198485
>You hear typing sounds from Seb's office
>Much slower than the usual
>>9198400
77 ended up as a Skarmory, ironically.
>>9198508
>33 tries to mess with his PDA.
Fuckin'... Gotta scan the pokemon, should tell you if it's shadow or not.
Can't use mine with these goddamn claws. Hey you know... Better idea.
>Hug the 77mory.
You gonna shadow rush me?
>>9198172
"chespin"
"is that you?"
>surprised mutekid
>gasp, that even a mute can do
>Land somewhere in the Kalos region.
>Become confused at the many persons becoming pokemon, and pokemon becoming people.
-What is going on here....?
>>9198356
YES, IT HAPPENED TO A LOT OF US.
I DO NOT LIKE IT.
I PREFER A FORM OF METAL OVER ONE OF FLESH.
HOW DO HUMANS DEAL WITH THIS FEEL OF VULNERABILITY?
>>9198493
well it seems like that
i was already a hamanoid pokemon so i don't need to get used to how i walk
but these things are not comfortable
>hold chest
how can human females undure this?
it's really uncomfortable
>>9198618
i do not know either i do had a metal body too
>>9198561
>Human!Zeta: knock on Seb's office's door
Sebastian? I kinda have a situation involving a Catalyst employee and his Nihilego, and I'm not sure how to deal with it.
Also, Panoptes and I are humans now. And I'm not sure how to handle that either.
>>9198458
>8458p
Thank you!
>Into the register it goes
>Sorts stuff on upper shelves
>>9198485
I have lots of clothing here, if you want to buy any!
>>9198657
>More slow typing
>Computerized voice: Come in
>>9198718
>Human!Zeta nods, walking in the door... the computerized voice cluing him into the fact that Seb's probably a Pokemon as well.
>>9198618
>>9198645
Human shells are weak, but can be improved with heavy metal plates.
Your selves should do so.
>>9198578
Figures. How's Skarmory taking it?
>>9198747
>Slow typing aided by pencils
>Text to speech program: Frankly I am enjoying this
>>9198645
HOW DO HUMANS FIND STABILITY WITH ONLY TWO LEGS?
THIS IS BOTHERSOME.
>>9198756
SUN DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
HIS CLOTHES DO NOT FIT EITHER, SO I HAVE TAKEN REFUGE UNDER HIS BLANKETS WHILE HE STARES AT THE WALL.
>>9198578
>Skarms has stopped messing with 77's PDA and is watching 33 and 77 hug.
What are you two doing?
>77 calms down a little.
...No?
>>9198817
...Not exactly the form I expected. Also... I am not sure, but I believe I should still be able to understand Pokemon, so you should be able to speak normally.
...Also, you're not the one who's locked out of about 75% of the world at the moment.
>>9198817
L U C Y
>>9198782
Seems like he's taking it about as well as the rest of us.
>>9198876
Skarms, wanna join? It's a hug.
>33 laughs a bit at 77.
Cool, I didn't want to have to see if I knew how to use superpower.
>Lift the 77mory.
>>9198756
I guess
But i don't think i'll find it that easily
Thank goodness i make clothes because i feel awkawd without any
>>9198873
Well other than those big things on my chest and that not having my blades feel wierd being on two legs doesn't bother me since when i was a bisharp i was already walking in two legs
>>9198756
Steel has its place, but I prefer composite armor and as such purchased the most protective materials a civilian can legally acquire on the open market.
Currently, though, I'm in no shape to be using them. Literally and figuratively.
I'll show it off when this current bit of bizarreness eventually reverses itself.
>>9198949
Right. Where'd you two rush off to in such a hurry? Didn't even say goodbye.
>>9198817
L U C Y
U
C
Y
>>9198510
>Crayon Bunny: don't get left behind!
I'm comiiiiing!
>>9198585
Hello?
>>9198908
>Text to speech: "Let's try that"
Anyone else in the immediate vicinity affected? How is Panoptes taking it?
I know for sure that Hal was already cybered in when this happened. Good for him, he didn't enjoy what was basically an human generic enough to be a mannequin.
>>9198939
Your aura still says that you're a cunt.
>>9199054
L
U
C
Y
Well, this week could not get any more worse.
>>9199054
So when are you going to find a zangoose to husbando?
>>9198958
BISHARP? YES, I KNOW WHAT PEW-
....
Sun's mother has asked me to stop yelling. I suppose I will comply. She keeps those dreaded dots in the house, I wish not to be their next victim.
>>9199094
And pew are...?
>>9199054
Panoptes seems to have gone full philosopher... and ironically, he has a body to match. Just give him a toga and he looks like one.
...Speaking of which, he seems to need one. Preferably before anyone sees him. ...And related to that, I should probably obtain some clothes of my own that aren't the Catalyst uniform.
I haven't personally seen anyone else yet, but this event doesn't seem to be limited to the radio station.
>>9199092
>>9199108
(I pity all of you when the only thing you can think of when you see a Lucario is that.)
>>9199094
I heard that saying stuff like that is a good way to jinx yourself!
>>9199168
F O R E H E A D
>>9198949
>Skarms drops the PDA and runs over to join the hug.
>77 feels a bit better.
Thanks, guys.
So, what should we do now aside from hope that we all change back soon?
>>9199152
Eugene Walker, currently in located in Hau'oli because IP business.
>>9199021
Sorry about that. Went off to Kalos to get a pokemon for 77. We'll be back soon, alright?
>>9199231
Fuck... Maybe get some training down? Might make us stronger when we turn back into humans.
>33 laughs a bit.