Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gorey Gauntlet XLIX
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In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
Now: First 36 for the Gorey Gauntlet XLIX.
No dupes, I reserve the right to ban who I want, blah blah, whatever.
>>9162783
Kyubey
Reigen Arataka
>>9162783
Emi
>>9162783
Chie
Gascoigne
Rubick
Senshougahara
>>9162783
Ryoma Hoshi
Sora
Literally Asgore
>>9162783
Merak
>>9162783
Haruka Kokonose
Inkling
Grora
Oroborus Dragon God Ophis
>>9162783
Samus Aran
Deku
Junpei Iori
Len
>>9162783
Nagisa Kaworu
Ahri
>>9162783
Madoka
Yukine
>>9162769
I... I didn't ask if anything I do matters...
I only wanted to know if anything else happened...
Eric Andre
Groo
Mysterious Heroine X
>>9162783
Watashi
Fayefaye
Merlina
Utsutsu
>>9162783
Sergeant Feels, the Tragic hero
>>9162783
Sleeping anime girl
>>9162783
Ash Crimson
>>9162783
Choromatsu
eggs man
SAVE THE WORLD
>>9162783
The King in Yellow
Cobra
Brock Lesnar
Haru
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
>>9162885
Ah damnit, looks like I wasn't able to get in looking at it now.
>>9162783
The Dealer
>>9162871
>>9162892
>>9162900
If you would be so kind, host. I know I made a promise to enter, but I would much rather give it to someone else. I'll definitely enter and stay in the next one.
>>9162900
>>9162907
>>9162885
This human male may have my spot.
>>9162900
Let's get kicking. I've got a few scores to settle.
>>9162900
>>9162885
>>9162900
On with the hunt.
>>9162900
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9162858
>>9162911
>>9162900
>>9162900
Let's go!
>>9162925
>>9162929
Thank you both. Perhaps when I suplex you, I'll only concuss you, not break your neck.
to be real thanks!
>>9162828
Post uncropped
>>9162783
Sterling Archer
>>9162955
Do not thank me but perhaps thank fate.
>>9162944
It has been awhile since I have seen an elf. I thank you for your grace, Merlina
>>9162959
No.
>>9162900
... and here we go.
>>9162900
We-Well I'm ready...or at least I think I am...I really hope I am.
>>9162914
You don't have to worry about it! I'll accept your swap all the same, and you can stick around for another time, just like you said! Thanks again, whoever you are! I'll make sure to do good with this spot.
>>9162978
>Merlina bows and takes her leave
>>9162900
>That group 5
Hmmm... do any of them have cocks?
>>9162892
Oh hey Haru, You're totally not going to believe what happened.
>>9162900
Time for more bloodshed in this endless game of blood, death, and misery.
>>9163028
"i got AIDS !!!!!!!"
>>9162996
No problem, really! I'm sure you would be better at this than me. I've got...p-paperas I need to do! A mature adult like me has a lot to do. There's not enough time to goof off with all you guys.
>>9163004
He doesn't look like a she, unless he's actually a she, in which case she looks kind of like a he that could also be a she, making it a tomboy. Tomboys aren't really attractive.
>>9163069
>Tomboys aren't really attractive.
imposter
>>9163067
Not if they only cj.
>>9163026
I don't know, do you?
>>9163067
Haru is a catcher what can I say
>>9163028
Really? If I'm not gonna believe you, then maybe I shouldn't listen to you in the first place...
Speaking of which, why are you telling me that? I'm confused.
>>9163069
Maybe another time then! There's nothing wrong with taking a bit of time out of your day to have some fun! Maybe we could go fishing or something like that. We'd have a great time!
Statement: it is more important to have rivals or enemies than friends.
True/False?
BLOODB-!
...No one died. What the fuck.
Y'all better not make that a common trend.
>>9163111
False.
>>9163111
False
>>9163074
I want you to listen to me, anonymous. Why are you saying a girl that's 80% man is more attractive than a girl with long blue hair and a smile that could melt your heart? It almost sounds like you enjoy getting d**ked instead.
>>9163111
Having one is as important as having the other.
You shouldn't be a doormat, but you shouldn't be unapproachable either.
>>9163113
Damn straight.
>>9163111
True
>>9163113
We were a bit late...
>>9163111
False, you need to get on their good side before smashing their head with elbows.
>>9163111
True. They push you to succeed, and to see them fail while you surpass them is pure bliss
The bestest of friends make the worst enemies.
>>9163113
I don't believe I belong here. I'm not a guy you should consider good.
>>9163042
I shall observe at a distance and wait for my time.
(Time to watch.)
>>9163113
Hello, what no, this isn't Watashi. I'm sorry but you must have the wrong number.
>Hangs up
Back to packing up all the supplies I need.
>>9163144
The dubs don't lie!
Anyways, not only do I get to win, but I get to laugh in the face of anime too! This is a double!
>>9163113
>After taking a bad spill, Sora falls and breaks a leg bone, though he's quick to heal it with magic before the wound becomes too bad and hobbles off to his next destination
>>9163137
>having people to support you and help you defend yourself is more important than having people that want to maim and kill you
??????????????
Fucking knew you were retarded.
>>9163107
I'm not someone that can do that. People that work for a living and have important business to attend to have no time to kill others. I also don't think my mother will appreciate me tracking blood into the house.
DAY 1!
SERGEANT FEELS BREAKS THE PEACE! THE HERO WE NEED BUT NOT THE ONE WE DESERVE!
Let that be a lesson to you all: I don't tolerate lollygagging.
>>9163113
AWWW YEAH! This is the kinda thing I always wanted to be a part of! This is so COOOOOLLL!
>>9163160
>>9163113
You're doing an awful job of being me. Make your voice more high-pitched please.
>>9163190
I bet Kamina tolerates loligagging
>>9163190
>lollygagging
>loligagging
>loli gagging
Stop
>>9163190
Okay, now onto phase two, RUN!
>>9163113
>Rubick holds on for dear life as the Pterodactyl nosedives into the arena. Upon impact he's thrown from the reins, smashing into the ground and eating dirt before skidding to a stop.
Fun ride!
>>9163190
A tragic hero indeed. Tragically stupid that is, what hero kills another?
>>9163190
I LIKE THE AMOUNT OF BLOOD HERE
I CAN'T WAIT FOR IT TO BE ON MY HANDS
>>9163190
...Yeah, I didn't think that'd work at all. Oh well, I can do all sorts of things anyway!
>>9163190
So much for being on the good team. Next time I'll think twice about doing good.
>>9163174
I just think it's more important to test yourself versus someone equally skilled than it is to sit around complementing each other all day.
I'm not saying one is worse than the other but one is definitely preferred. Having a friend that is a rival? That's tops.
>>9163113
>The frail guy is laying in a hospital bed when the newspaper crashes through the window, he jumps slightly and looks outside.
Oh, it looks fun out there today.. I'm sure the doctor won't mind me leaving..
>>9163190
I.. I don't hate her, It's just that she has a healthy body and all she's doing is sleeping..
>>9163190
...At least it wasn't the bloodbath.
>>9163190
>Looks at reflection in a pond, behind Feels lay the corpses of his slain enemies. Piled up in a pile.
I look kinda badass. Well I can't just stay here all day and admire myself, I got people to slaughter.
>Heads off to add more kills to kill count.
>>9163190
Seems as though nobody wins! You were doing so well too. I guess we'll never know who's better.
>>9163107
It's a saying mon amie. Anyways I was hanging out here yesterday when some faceless dweeb threatened to kill you. Course I was unfazed because I knew he was bluffing, but I decided to play along. Ahaha~ Next thing I know, the man brings in the worst drawing I'v ever seen and says it's you. I'v seen better kindergarden drawings, but anyways he proceeds to shoot it, and says you're dead. Best of all he expected me to shed some tears or something. It was pretty funny that someone would go through the lengths to make a terrible portrait of you, don't you agree?
>>9163190
Uh, no shit? How do you think I got here?
NIGHT 1!
The king going back to the days of yore.
Gascoigne is just getting punk'd this entire game so far.
Oh shit, the Men in Black are here.
The RNG never lies.
Hey, I'm only human, after all.
>>9163211
>>9163215
Don't tell me you've never heard of the term.
>>9163190
Damn it...
>>9163276
It's a meme, Assgore.
>>9163276
YOUR DAMN RIGHT I AM
WHAT WIMP COULD F5 A SHARK
>>9163276
I'm not your wife. Go out and find one to collect cards for you. I want to sit here and eat sweets without you annoying me.
>>9163276
We have to get rid of it, it'll make our heads explode with it's alien mind powers or something
>>9163276
Aw, come on, just one basketball game wouldn't hurt, right?
This whole thing seems pretty strange. Lots of attractive ladies and none of them are talking to me.
>>9163190
Wouldn't it be so cool to fly in one of those!?
>>9163324
You are not worth the time.
I have lived for aeons boy and I am still more physically able than you, even with this corruption choking my veins. May you learn this lesson in humility well and fast before your pride leads to even greater downfalls.
>>9163276
DAY 2!
YUKINE FINALLY GOT HIS SHIP, BUT WAS IT ONE HE WANTED? SIGNS POINT TO YES! PROBABLY!
Give me my damn donuts back.
Run, Ahri.
Dealing out the PAIN.
>>9163295
I know the Kamina meme, but it felt weird to only quote the one response.
>>9163324
ay bby wan sum fuk
>>9163336
Who said that? Come out here I'll put you in the ground.
>>9163311
Alright, alright, I'll quit bugging you. Just don't eat too many sweets, alright?
>>9163209
But I already hung up. I can't just call back pretending to be someone I said I wasn't.
>>9163220
>>9163233
>>9163240
You guys still made it past the bloodbath, which really wasn't a bloodbath at all really. And someone was gonna die sooner or later.
>>9163276
Stop struggling, it's hard to keep someone in a headlock when they're contstantly struggling to escape.
>>9163341
wat
>>9163188
But none of the killing's real, remember? We all just come back once we're out of the game, and all that running around makes for some great exercise! I don't see why it would be such an issue - but if you're gonna let me in in your place, then I'm not gonna complain.
>>9163260
>Haru just stands there awkwardly throughout the story - he doesn't really like the idea of someone doing this, and it gives him this weird feeling in his stomach.
Uhh...I guess. It's just that...that's sort of creepy, Ash. Do you still have those portraits? I want to know what they look like. If what you're saying's true, he's probably one of those weirdos that need help from their parents or a friend. I just don't understand why anyone would do something like that.
>>9163324
Surely you don't mean me.
>>9163348
They call me the love doctor.
>>9163341
kys baron
>>9163348
I present your card, kraken child. The card is Death!
>>9163358
(That was intended for the previous slide to Merak i accidentally deleted the reply)
>>9163348
Try that shit again and I'll be tossing some hard, metal eggs at you from the barrel of my rifle, you shit.
>>9163276
>>9163348
I should've stayed home today.
>is that fishing event lethal?
>>9163324
Judging by your appearance you may be scaled on the low end of desirability.
>>9163348
Oh no, there's cheek meat on my line! Who did this silly prank? It's very inappropriate for the time.
>>9163352
>she doesn't listen and keeps on eating
I think you're right, I shouldn't be eating too many sweets
>she just keeps on popping them into her mouth
Hey boy, go make me some tea. Sweets aren't good without tea.
>>9163357
Indeed! Better to fall at the hands of another hero, I suppose. Ignore the post-match salt, the weight of all these premature losses have been crushing my spirit.
>>9163402
do you put those little people in your pantsu
>>9163351
You believe you could? Truly?
>>9163371
He said attractive.
>>9163348
Geez host, did you really need to lower my self-esteem even more th-what the fuck?
>The broccoli that Feels was cooking suddenly walks away.
..........Well this isn't the weirdest thing I've seen in the games.
>Gose back to cooking more food.
NIGHT 2!
Actually, maybe the game lied about Yukine's soulmate.
I don't think he rolls that way, Chie. Call it a suspicion.
>>9163389
You're taking a fishing hook to the cheek, not a bullet to the brain.
Sorry, had to do stuff, man these donuts are delicious!
>>9163436
I'd be an eagle!
>>9163276
Isn't the whole alien hunting your guys schtick?
>>9163341
What a surprise. An old man is going senile...How's that dementia treating you?
>>9163368
I don't think that moron has any parents or friends, but I don't have the pictures with me..
Hmm maybe you can check the Desu Library over there and find it yourself, I hear they record everything that goes on here.
>>9163402
Tea? I... Don't really know how to make that, sorry. Is there anything else you need though?
>>9163436
I'm not really into bible stuff like that, Ahri... You should probably ask someone else.
>>9163436
Knock knock. Anybody home?
Hah. Just kidding. Both of us know only a real retard would put one of those things over their head.
>>9163436
Well, if you think about it, every night's a terrible night for a curse. Curses suck
>>9163423
Please, I am the world's greatest secret agent, lover and assassin. Although those last two usually tie into the first.
>>9163450
>>9163455
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...
>>9163450
I bet he isn't going sterile enough for you?
>>9163368
The killing's very real. I've done this kind of thing before. You keep beating the person until you have brain smeared on your knuckles.
>Choromatsu looks down at his hands, his eyes as wide as ever and his posture oddly stiff. He's being taken on a trip down memory lane
They may come back to life, but that doesn't mean it's not real. It's very., VERY, real.
>>9163405
I hear ya, there's no worst feeling than the one you get when you lose a big game. I've felt that a lot.
>>9163436
>Stares for a second
>Holds up a score card showing the 10, also written in the blood of Feel's slain enemies.
>>9163484
Was he talking to you?
DAY 3!
I have no idea how I did that.
Hey Joe, where you going with that handgun in your hand?
Hey, she's not gonna do anything with it.
Ahri gets some rather ironic revenge on someone.
Feels is going on a rampage so far.
>>9163507
You know, I've seen those pictures...
Not bad.
>>9163507
Feels, you're always my boy!
I don't have time for speed, I'm all about power!
>>9163357
>She takes the phone and redials the number
Hellow? Yes, it's me Watashi. I just want to tell you that I also answered the phone before. Anyways, It's a yes to the date. Please dress as a Vietcong so we can roleplay our dinner date out.
>she hangs up
You have plans this Saturday.
>>9163413
Now why would I ever do that, anon?
>>9163464
It's water and leaves, boy. Now make it for me before you're escorted out of here. I have ways of doing this. Ways that will make you look silly.
>>9163507
>she takes his corpse in and sets it down in her Study
he's safe here. I'll make sure he never comes back and dooms HG nation ever again.
>>9163507
>After finishing, Sora takes a seat and compliments the victor
You're... You're pretty fast! Sure had me beat...
>>9163507
>Screans can be heared as the fire engulfs the tent, burning all in it to a crisp. Feels sits there watching the blaze.
Well, yet another life claimed by me, better get going before it spreads. Plus these tributes aren't gonna kill themselves.
>Leaves as the woman's screams finally die down.
>>9163371
I mean you know, if you're interested
>>9163554
for fun
NIGHT 3!
I think Feels finally has a rival.
You're impressing no one, you two. If anything, you're weirding them out.
Stop that, that's how we got Other M!
>>9163507
Is he even trying?
>>9163551
You know I'v been thinking.
We always perceive that Heaven and Hell are in other dimensions.
But what if Africa is actually Hell? It'd make sense wouldn't it? Be a jackass and die and you'll be reborn in the Congo.
>>9163436
>>9163450
You will be dead long before I ever reach that
>>9163466
Are you seriously telling me you brought nothing to deal with pyromancers? You know the tributes well, plan against them.
>>9163507
>Bloody elder gods
>>9163574
It belongs to people! I don't know who in particular, but it belongs to someone... or does it? Does it belong to itself?
>>9163450
I could try that, I guess. It's just that that makes me feel a bit weird, y'know? I really don't want to talk about it that much, or else I'm gonna start feeling worse, and that's really bad...
>>9163486
>Haru sees Choromatsu tighten up and gets a bit concerned. He gets closer to him and puts a hand on his shoulder, looking into his emotionless, dreary eyes.
Are, uh, are you okay? You look kind of scary right now. You don't have to talk about this if you don't want to...I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable or anything like that. We can just change the subject if you get freaked out.
>>9163574
I AM THE BLOOD GOD
BLOOD FOR ME
>>9163566
Where's the fun in that? They want candy, not what's under my panties.
>>9163574
>she audibly gasps and then shakes Madoka
Ma'am, you must wake up! This is no place for a middle schooler to sleep!
>>9163574
You're real fucking good at digging your own grave, you know that? Consider yourself lucky I haven't pushed you in yet.
>>9163590
Yeah that plastic jug's going to be a big help.
>>9163574
I swear you guys get weirder each day.
>>9163589
As a nigger, no less.
>>9163618
Put candy under your panties then
>>9163590
Yeah, a minute of talking to you and I am already nearly bored to death. Is that your gimmick? Being boring? Sure does suit you.
>>9163607
What's wrong? Isn't imitation the best form of flattery? Though it was a pretty horrendous drawing. But if you want to change the subject that's fine...
DAY 4!
...How, Haru?
I-I don't roll that way, chief. This is at most a platonic friendship, as well as a hosting rivalry.
>>9163554
Yeah, alright... And don't call me 'boy', the name's Sora. Now it make take a while since I have to look up some instructions...
>He goes elsewhere then returns with a hot cup of tea in a few minutes then hands it to the girl
Here you go! It's Honey Lemon flavor. Hope you like it!
>>9163574
>F me
>>9163554
Plans, but I can't, I have to do things on Sunday. Like medical stuffs. I'm a busy guy.
>>9163528
Thanks for the compliment.
>>9163574
The 80s called, they want their lifestyle back.
A challenge eh? Well then, challenge accepted.
>>9163618
what's under your panties?
I'm glad that you guys let me in, this is my bloodiest game yet!
Also, thanks for the candy, but I think you should be getting something: glasses!
>>9163641
OH FUCK OFF YOU BI--
>Couldn't cover all 3 eyes.
>>9163654
fuck off
>>9163631
And what if Nigs are demons?
They are the most violent race and are always up to no good. And they are more often than not, depicted black.
>>9163641
>>9163662
Hey, it's okay, we all get salty sometimes.
>>9163641
You know you're just making a fool of yourself, right?
(As if you weren't already with that yellow coat...)
>>9163607
>and in seconds he relaxes again. His jumps back from Haru a tiny bit, and in a somewhat rude gesture he wipes his shoulder off as if Haru's hands were muddy
I'm not angry at anything! It was a stressful day, you know? I didn't get any clementines at breakfast and I wasted all my money at the slots. I thought coming back here would help, but something about this place just doesn't make me feel good. It's missing a certain someone.
>>9163641
Where can I buy this?
>inb4 this becomes a real thing.
NIGHT 4!
Not after what Ash did to him.
Okay, you're just a dick, Samus.
Grora has made a powerful enemy.
>>9163668
That thing's crotch is eating a man.
>>9163668
Further proof that the Earth realm is actually Hell and that we are being punished for sins we don't even recall.
>>9163654
>Why is happy brock so cute
>Help I think i'm not gay.
>>9163694
I'M RICH
>>9163713
LONDON
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>>9163654
I'll be expecting a favor at a later date, human.
>>9163547
Ignore him Suz. the only reason it would not apply to you is your status as a lesbian.
>>9163713
It's a rare sight to see, he's always angry. Any happy brock should be treasured.
>>9163623
The WATER you fool. If you cannot look past even the simple you will never suceed.
>>9163639
Even if that were the case, it would be far better then your novice attempts at pyromancy, Ash Crimson
>>9163725
>confusion
>>9163694
>Unknown to Gora, she made 2 big mistakes
>1: She left, not making sure her enemy was dead.
>2: She messed with a soldier with advanced combat skills. And also one who is now really pissed.
Now where'ed I leave my flamethrower?
DAY 5!
For fuck's sake, King.
Eggs man is way stronger than anyone gives him credit for.
Strangely enough, they were "don't fight boxing kangaroos."
>>9163633
>>9163648
Excuse me, but please stop talking to me like this. I don't like it, and I really don't like the both of you.
>>9163641
There's no harm in taking this in to study it. A gift to a human from outer space would be appreciated by grampa.
>>9163644
Right, boy. I'll make sure to call you that from now on, boy.
>she takes the cup of tea and drinks it. She continues to do so until spitting it out randomly. Her eyes become vicious and she whispers to something standing on her shoulder
Boy, what did you make this out of? Choose your words carefully, or you'll be escorted away to jail.
>>9163738
. . .
You know, I was joking about the retarded thing earlier, but now I'm starting to believe it myself.
>>9163756
GETMEOUTDAMNITICANTBELIEVETHISISHOULDNTBETRAPPEDHERE
>>9163739
It's a meme anyone claiming to be a girl gets hit with from time to time. I mostly see it on /co/.
>>9163639
Yeah...sorry, but I don't really like to talk about people who threaten to kill me for real and draw pictures of me getting shot. You'd probably just punch him in the face or something, but I'm not really on that same level.
>>9163688
>Haru pretty much ignores Choromatsu's lack of manners, as he's not exactly the most experienced when it comes to social cues. But once Choromatsu's happy again, he's happy again.
Well, I'm sorry to hear that! Are you okay with telling me who's missing, or is that painful for you too? I'd like to have a super nice conversation and I don't want you to feel all ill-at-ease like you were before, that was kinda creepy.
>>9163756
HEY, STOP YOU METALIC PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!
>>9163645
You certainly are. Not only that, but you're also a popular guy. I've been to the place you're supposed to meet this man at. They have really good breakfast.
>she hands him a paper menu from the restaurant
This'll do you well. Study it before you go so you don't make a fool out of yourself.
>>9163694
>>9163771
Are you a virgin?
>>9163757
You don't like it? I made it like the instructions on the box told me to... And, again, my name's Sora.
>>9163732
I dunno he hurt my sensitive feelings pretty badly.
Hey, thanks for the consideration though Archer.
>>9163738
I don't even need my flames to kill you old man, you'd probably break your hip walking towards me.
>>9163771
They just want to spook us out from our friendship, we're not going to let them do that are they? Besides, isn't death in this place an afterthought?
>>9163756
...I should probably be laughing or admiring the view, but it says something about you when I was the one who made it through.
NIGHT 5!
How tragic. All the Fs in the world, please.
>>9163806
Here's the thing: When I throw something, it's destined to hit straight-on.
>>9163771
I-It's extremely painful! She was the most beautiful person I've ever met in my entire life AND she talked to me almost every day! She was an idol with blue hair with her bangs pinned to the side and big blue eyes. Sometimes she wore a school uniform, but other times she wore this cute pink idol outfit. If only I could remember her name...
>and as quick as he went from scared to happy, he seems to have shifted over to downtrodden.
>>9163806
Eggs.
A grown man is throwing eggs at me.
>sigh
What has my life become?
>>9163756
I'll catch you later on, I have more pride then to keep chase.
>>9163806
At least my internet turned back on just in time to watch me eat shit.
DAY 6!
Those fox tiddies were too tempting.
Ah, yes. Befriend the SLEEPING tribute who somehow stole your bike. Fuckin' brilliant.
>>9163797
Well if you ever wanna bang again or drink again. Let me know.
>>9163778
>Looks at the menu for a moment
Okay, I'll do it. What's the time I have to be there by?
>>9163806
ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGNNN
>Falls to the ground in agony, suffering a slow and painful death.
T-t-this shouldn't be it. Not on night 5. T-t-to early.
>dies
>>9163791
>she whispers to the thing on her shoulder once more, and after awhile little fairy-like creatures begins gathering around Sora
Take this man and make sure he never sees the light of day again. A man that can't make tea is a man that doesn't deserve to live.
>>9163847
C'mon Brock, don't be an idiot, please not be the swine.
>>9163806
>>9163822
>>9163833
What'd I ever do!?
>>9163847
I'm so sorry...mister ghost. P-please, let's just make this quick. For both of our sakes.
>>9163847
So, what does this thing do?
...
Oh.
That's... new to say the least.
>>9163788
I can't answer your question, sorry. I don't know what that means...
>>9163798
Sort of, yeah! I think it's a bit different outside of the arena though. If he was really wanting to do...that, then I doubt that he was talking about just taking me out of a game.
>>9163823
Um...sorry, but I don't think I could help you find her. I was hoping that I could, but I don't think I know anyone who fits that description. Sorry, Choromatsu, she sounded like a really cool girl...j-just don't cry over it, okay? Then I'll start getting sad...
NIGHT 6!
Everybody hates the King.
I'm used to doing that at this point. No skin off my back.
>>9163870
You know damn well what you did.
>>9163798
I seriously hope no-one is stupid enough to consider you a magician of any kind, Ash.
>>9163761
There was little water around where we were heading. An encounter with ash would have proven to be fatal for you without any decent source of water.
Besides, there is ALWAYS the problem of thirst.
Damnit.
It's always the random ones where you can't tell who died.
One day, man, one day.
>>9163860
>Sensing that he might be in danger, Sora summons a strange key-shaped weapon in a flash of light and quickly surrounds himself in a magic barrier
DAY 7!
See previous statement about the King. Also, I'm starting to wonder if my deathrate somehow got set to High and not Very High as per usual.
>>9163875
I hope a mara salvatrucha slays your family and your autistic ass, nigger faggot.
>>9163892
That doesn't explain why the thing is over your head. Really, how can you be arguing about water if you're not even--
>She stops herself.
You know what?
Just fuck off already.
I don't have time for idiots.
>>9163870
Don't ask me. I'm just another victim.
>>9163911
This isn't that bad, to be honest.
>>9163912
>edgy.
NIGHT 7!
Your scorpion is a fucking menace, Emi.
Hey, she's not going to struggle.
The King has had enough.
>>9163912
Turn it back about 12 notches.
>>9163883
Relax Haru, I'm sure no one's going to let that happen. Makes you wonder who you managed to tick off non? You seem so passive, it's a miracle that you've made an enemy.
>>9163892
I hope so too. I'm a world class fighter, not a phony magician like someone I know~.
F E A S T B O Y S
That fucking hurt, Grora.
>>9163858
3pm. He said he wanted to eat an early dinner. You're lucky because this place doesn't get packed until later on in the night. You'll get in without waiting.
>>9163905
That's pretty good, but I don't think they care about that.
>they end up caring about it a lot, and the fairies begin climbing up Sora's body to get to the keyblade
You have to forgive them. They don't usually see things like that.
>once a good number of them get to the keyblade they begin bombarding him with questions
>>9163955
I think I went a litte bit too far this time.
And now I have to take a bath. Ugh.
>>9163922
Is it bad if i want to fuck this ayy lmao?
DAY 8!
Now you're just going after the easy targets. Shame on you.
>>9163922
Then end your miserable existance and be done with it.
>>9163959
My magic is real boy, I am no trickster or fortune teller. I despise thier ilk to the highest degree.
>>9163987
yes
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ulHB2mNlovg
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ms7xcSRDsMo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NiO4CfD4VVY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FO7Re3mKNj4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ExVtrghW5Y4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eb5o16EZEog
ignore pls
NIGHT 8!
Oh shit, forget what I said about easy targets.
Final two! Place your bets!
>>9164006
We music posting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMyzXybSETk
>>9163974
>Sora goes from alert to dumbfounded in less than a second
Wha- Whoa, whoa, one at a time guys, one at a time!
>Sora begins shaking to try to dislodge his assailants
>>9163987
That all depends.
How attractive are you?
>>9163993
...
>She just shoots a hole through the plastic tote he's wearing and goes about her day.
>>9163959
That's not really a miracle though, is it? I thought having enemies would be a bad thing, y'know, like the opposite of a miracle? I'm not trying to be mean to you or anything, I wouldn't do that, I'm just confused...
>>9163973
>>9164014
And I thought angels were supposed to be the good guys.
You fucking dumbass.
Thank you all for such a wonderful night. Thanks to the hosts for hosting, and congratulations to any lucky winners.
Day 3, here I come.
CONGRATULATIONS GRORA!
You are the newest Gorey Gauntlet Champion!
Your wincard will be out shortly.
>>9164054
later big boy
But first, the Placements, followed by the Summary.
Weep womp.
>>9164028
>>9163987
I would have to agree. As far as alien babes go Midori's top 10%
>>9164076
Thanks for being an unprecedented level of cancer, cancergote
>>9164079
Strange, I don't remember giving you my name.
>>9164067
Congrats!
Thanks for the match.
>>9164067
Thanks for the chance.
>>9164092
he's a secret agent
>>9164063
Uh, congratulations.
>>9164067
So close, and yet so far.
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>9164054
>good night my man.
>>9164022
Quick! Give them whatever sweets you have! They also like sweets, arguably more than I do. They'll do anything if you bribe them.
>she takes out a piece of hard candy and pops it into her mouth
Unless you want to die I suggest doing something fast. They don't understand that smothering someone takes their life away. The only human they've seen before is me so they're not used to being around so many of them.
>>9164067
Yo-You know what? At least I'm not last. At least I can take solace in that.
>>9164067
Congrats, and thanks for hosting
>>9163993
I hardly consider card tricks to be real magic.
>>9164030
It's just an expression...Eugh, we really need teach you how humans interact. You watch, tv? I'm sure you can learn a thing or two from any given show.
>>9164067
Thanks for hosting
>>9164067
>claps
Thank you very much!
>>9164067
Nothing stings worse than this. Oh boy.
>>9164092
You didn't. My name is Sterling Archer, I am the world's greatest secret agent.
anyways, before i go, what do you guys think of me so far? hopefully i ain't cancer.
>>9164063
Good job on the victory, you deserve it. Probably not really, but still god job.
>>9164067
Thanks for the host my man.
>>9164148
Don't know who you be
>>9164122
>He starts carving out a pawn in ash's likeness before shuffling a new deck, without ever needing to grab it.
Each and every card contains a copy of your memories, Crimson.
>>9164145
Yeah, you told me the first time.
I'll spare you a thrashing and let you off easy since you're on the nicer looking side of the spectrum, but don't call me that again. Got it?
>>9164148
who tf are you
>>9164148
>>9164067
woah
if this was a faction game...
Post ava cards, what you're listening to and rate.
>>9164104
>As he listens to her, he reaches into his pants pocket and pulls out a tin container filled with star-shaped, frosted sugar cookies.
>He opens it in a hurry then sets it down on the floor
>>9164148
A bit cancer but you're still redeemable. Just don't do so much without being absolutely fucking fantastic at it and you'll be all good mate.
>>9164161
Why not? It's a pretty cute name... What would you prefer to be called?
>>9164155
Thanks for playing.
>>9164148
If you're Brock, you're fine so far my man. Hosting on your second day here is a bonus and shows you've got commitment.
>>9164177
There wasn't one tonight, thankfully.
>inb4 I host my own Faction Games.
Fuck that.
>>9164197
callings dibs on the next faction games
>>9164195
Haven't we been over this before? It's Save the World.
>>9164180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRaTLLwRj8c&
>>9164122
Maybe tomorrow...that game took a lot out of me, and I'm feeling pretty tired. It's too late to be watching a bunch of TV. I should just go ahead and go to bed before I fall asleep right here, whether I want to or not...
>>9164067
Thanks for the game, and congrats to the winner!
>>9164180
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWKIWNJnlzI
>I'm literally dying right now this song is so good omg
>>9164219
replace those twinks with sonya and martin and we got a good wallpaper
>>9164208
>Uncle Derp
Wow, maybe Inkling's not as big of a faggot as I thoug-
>Dangan trash
Scratch that. Cancerous.
>>9164180
Could we do that in the next thread? Thanks.
>>9164237
you didnt notice the FE first?
>>9164241
nice RP
>>9164246
I don't play shit so I didn't recognize it as an FE.
Dangans are a huge red flag in HG tho.
>>9164246
>FE
cancerous fanbase