ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your least favorite pok

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>>9135131
Turtwig. Any other answer is unacceptable.

>>9135156
>Shitposting yourself

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>>9134959
Well, alright.
No anger on any side is always good.
What do you like to do for fun?

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>>9135106
"are you tired?"
"me too"
>he tries to yawn too"

>>9135181
(K)

>>9135131
Bones
He's the worst and the best

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>>9135209
>Chespin blanks on the words, but the silent yawn is pretty much unmistakeable.
Mhm. ...You don't mind if I sleep here, do you...?

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>>9135131
As a native Alolan, I have to say Salazzle as far as species goes.
My brother had a boyfriend once who went running off into the jungle looking for a Salazzle to, ahem, indulge with.
Judging by the corpse the cops found, he managed the "find a Salazzle" part.

Enough grim shit, though. how's your morning / afternoon going, everybody?

>>9135264
Wait Ray was gay before he met SB?

>>9135181
>Implying
No. I'm actually pretty bitter he ruined the Turtwig line for me.

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>>9135256
>>9135209
>Stare from some nearby bushes
(Ignore if wanted)

>>9135279
That retarded. I still like Zangoose, emrys never ruined it for me.

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>>9135131
I don't have one
Well, maybe the angry Hydregion that Sylvie fought once
He was mean and nasty

>>9135303
That's*

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>>9135256
"i don't mind, you can sleep close if you want"

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>>9135193
i usually play with jask until my trainer needs me to do things
this building is big so im still looking around it
>>9135264
its okay!! this building thingy is big

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>>9135276
Buddy, Ray's been swinging both ways from the day he could waitwhat'sthisaboutSeb?

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>>9135131
Any Pokemon that threatens my Skarmory.
>77: polish the metal bird.

>>9135303
(Then pick up the character and make it great again.)

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>>9135332
>Roasted Chestnut smiles softly, giving Luca a quiet 'thanks', before yawning again and falling asleep

>>9135297
>...They're in a hotel room in Kalos, and judging from the fact that I've already referenced them going up and down an elevator, several floors up
>I'm fine with the whole outsider-staring-at-them-from-outside-the-room thing, but you might want to fix it a little bit to fit where they are better. Since, you know, bushes won't really cut it.

>>9135367
(Meant for >>9135279 )

>>9135341
Um...

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>>9135369
>Whoops
>Just trying to make some interaction if you guys want it

>>9135369
nice job chuckles great
amazing
nice
fantastic
really just
making the thread amazing just
wow

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>>9135340
Hmm... alright.
What's Jask like, if I may ask?

>>9135443
nice job Hateboner great
amazing
nice
fantastic
really just
making the thread amazing just
wow

>>9135467
(Stop replying. Christ on a bike shitposters get more replies than the actual RPers.)

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>>9135340
Good to hear you're enjoying yourself. Found anything particularly interesting so far?
>>9135389
What. Is up. With Seb.

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>>9135420
(Hey, I'm not saying we don't, because on the contrary, we do. I was just pointing out that you might want to change where the Linoone is physically located to avoid plotholes and things of that nature.)

>>9135467
(Don't give them the satisfaction of obtaining (You)s, my friend)

(That being said... I know I've fucked some things up before. I'm sorry, I truly am.)

>>9135478
>Christ on a bike
(Someone make an edit of mew on a bike.)

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>>9135453
he doesnt talk at all but hes smart and fast
hes really good at hide and seek
>>9135498
the safehouse is big big
umm rodger is gonna take us out later
hes sleeping in

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>Regirock attempts to ride a bike without crashing into something.

>>9135498
Let me put it briefly. They fucked.
>>9135503
(It's ok. We all fuck up. I haven't seen them myself but it's ok. Like I said before getting involved keeps this roleplay active. You just went overboard at times.)

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>>9135554
>stuntbro is going too
good you are learning well

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>>9135541
ICE AM GOING TO STAY IN YOUR FREEZER
DONT TELL THE OTHERS
>GET INTO FREEZER

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>>9135541
Neat.
I hope you enjoy your trip out when your Trainer gets up, buddy.
>>9135559
. . .
>John.exe has stopped responding.
>Rebooting in safe mode. Please insert Irish Coffee.

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>>9135503
(Well, okay then. How about...)
>Scratching is heard at the door

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>>9135719
>Half-asleep toasted chestnut practically falls off of the... couch? ...that he and Luca had fallen asleep on, and answers the door.
Hello...?

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>>9135665
NO NO NO!!! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THERE PLEASE GO
>Shedinja uses X-Scissor.
252+ Atk Shedinja X-Scissor vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Regice: 31-37 (10.2 - 12.2%) -- possible 9HKO

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>Flareon: still be wandering around somewhere in Kanto, munching on berries

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>>9135753
EXCUSE ME
>HYPER BEAM THE BUG
>also yeah i know hyper beam doesnt mess with dead bug
>but regice is a fuckin idiot

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>>9135749
>Curious sniffing
>The linoone smells like the forest and a mix of shampoos

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>>9135802
>Wonder Guard activates!
STOP YOUR BAD BUSINESS!!!
>Shedinja uses Will O Wisp!

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>Small new Trainer: get up
Mmm, good morning!
>Check on firecatte

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>>9135913
>burn
AAAAH YOU SUCK
>regice: outie

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Excellent morning, nothing could possibly ruin it...

>>9135559
...how?

>>9135708
...

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>>9135925
Hey little girl wanna see a magic trick

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>>9135909
...Uh, hello? Who are you?
>Confused chestnut noises

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>>9135941
good job to me!!
>go wake rodger
>>9135708
sorry!! i didnt rspond
i beat up an ice cube

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so guys
sprained my ankle last night
got a fuckin hangover too
what do

>>9136049
Shitpost until it stops hurting?

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>>9135541
He sounds like a fun person.
Anything you want to know about me?

>>9136049
Drink some pickle juice and stay off your foot.

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>>9136049
Irish Coffee.
I made some.
It's on the counter.
>>9135957
>Stunned stare

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>>9136075
damn youre right
how the ever loving fuck have i never thought of this genius ass strategy
how have doctors never thought to prescribe shitposting as a med
shit little jimmy that surgery wound is gonna hurt like a bitch for a while
were prescribing ten hours of shitposting a day
channel your inner orre shitposter jimbo youre going for a ride on 4chinz
>>9136120
>>9136120
ok sweet
is it double effectiveness if i mix both

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>>9135369
>luce is sleeping close to chesping
>almost hugging him

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>>9135986
>More sniffing
...
Friend? Help?

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>>9136193
>Erm... was. Chespin kinda fell out of that a little bit ago because of a certain someone's scratching at the door.

>>9136209
Uhm... I think?
>More confused chestnut noises

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>>9136279
Friend.
Fainted.
Help?

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>>9136287
Oh. Uhm... That doesn't sound good. ...I uh, I suppose I could help you take your friend to a Pokecenter?

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>>9136279
(fug, i had some irl studd)
>he doesn't notice that he walked out
>still sleeping and making
>but mostly silent

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>>9135925
>Firecat: be curled up on the couch licking herself
Hey.

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>>9135131
Lunala.... but Salazzle is a close second! They smell funny!

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>>9135131
Fairies.

>>9134258
Well, that's a bit of a complicated question. Depends on a lot of things. How violent the death was, how much spiritual energy you're exposed to, if you have any serious regrets or desires...

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>>9136338
Follow.
>Linoone starts walking towards an open door
Friend ate something.
Fainted.

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>>9136346
Hi there!
Um, Mommy called Daddy and we might get to meet him soon.
Right now, though, we can train if you'd like? Or just hang out? I like your scarf by the way, it's really neat.

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>>9136397
>Chespin follows the Linoone, blinking softly.
That sounds like he ate something poisonous...

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>>9136376
>77: cleaning his rifle and binoculars.
I'll agree with you on Salazzle, those things are horrible.
What's wrong with Lunala though?

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>>9136122
>Options
>1) Irish Coffee
>2) Attempt speaking
>3) Wait for Ray and be awkward together?
>4) All the above
>Option 4 selected
I don't know how you know but you need to know there's more to that.

>>9136049
Help I'm having family problems I never expected to have

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>>9136445
>>9136122
>Ray: wander in.
Aw, man, bro. Last night, was, like, amaz... ing...

oh, fuck.

>>9136175
Probably, that's what the almians do.

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>>9136439
>A fainted munchlax is on the floor
>The bitten off stems of several incandescent lightbulbs are next to him
Not sure what to do.
Antidote?

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>>9136567
...
>Chespin: panic mode activate

...That's not poison. That's just straight up not food. Your friend ate GLASS.

We need to get him to the Pokecenter. NOW. Uhh... you get head, I get his feet?
>Chespin: attempt to lift up munchlax feet

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>>9136559
wheres the weirdo that shrieks almia when you need him
>>9136445
shit
who got married
>>9136531
>Dave: give him the eyebrow
oh

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>>9136603
>Munchlax weight: 240 pounds
>Chespin weight: 20 pounds
>Budges only a little
>Attempt to help push
...
Ball thing?

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>>9136444
It's um... they're just creepy! I've seen tons of horror movies about them, Psychic/Ghost means it can control people really easy!

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>>9136751
>Yep
>
Ball thing? ...Y-yeah, if we can get him in a Pokeball, this would be infinitely easier... uh, speaking of which, uh... where's your trainer?

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>>9136838
>Points a claw to the bathroom
Drank nasty smelling stuff again.
Sleeping again.
Ball...
See ball?

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>>9136752
I can sort of see where you're coming from.
I wouldn't believe everything you see in horror movies though, kid.
I'm sure Lunala's aren't as bad as you think they are though.

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>>9136877
>Okay, that isn't good.
>At all.
>Trainer is out of the picture.
>Chespin blinks, then looks back to his room.
...Wait one second, I'm going to get some help.

>Chespin's first stop: wake up a companion

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>33: Get some of that training in.
>Don't think lewd, don't think lewd.

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>>9136531
Amazing indeed.
Both last night and that they already know not even a day in.

>>9136637
I'm marrying the concept of awkwardness, and you're invited.

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>>9136943
>"Hey 33, doing anything interesting?"

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>>9136910
Um....
>Pokerface
I uh... Nebby says they suck too! I trust what Nebby says!

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>>9136428
Thanks, I guess, uh... training sounds good.
>Firecatstats: level 15, knows Fire Fang, Ember, Lick, and Growl
Where would we train though?

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>>9136997
>"Trying to get some levels in for my team."
>"You?"
>Rolling.

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>>9136989
ill get nec a dress
dont wanna be underdressed
do i get to best man

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>>9136387
...
Well...
Does the desire to improve the world count?

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>>9136923
>companion quietly sleeping in the couch

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>>9137026
Nice.
>77: takes a note of this.

>>9137047
>"Cleaning my equipment, polishing Skarms, the usual."
>"Have you seen a Lunala by any chance?"

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>>9136989
I'm... I'm not even sure where to start here.
>>9136531
When did you even... This is out of the blue for me. Just saying. I'm really, really confused.
>>9137066
Sure. I'm too stunned to fight you for it.

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>>9137176
>"...Yes? One offered to make me it's slave or something. Why?"
>33: Rolling for some training.
>33: Hopefully don't become the gooblob.

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>>9137164
>Chestnut: attempt to nudge Luca awake
Luca. Luca wake up.

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>>9137232
...?
"chespin?"
"do you need something?"

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>>9137045
Umm... I dunno, maybe there's some other Trainers around here?
That or we could try, um, the Routes, but that's a long walk...
>Rolling for Trainers about their level?

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>>9137262
Someone needs our help. Their friend ate some lightbulbs, and they're too heavy to carry to the Pokecenter... and their trainer's asleep, to the point where we can't wake him up...

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>>9137177
Points one and two of this meeting are finding and patching information security holes and heavy drinking, in no particular order.

>>9137066
Yes, to both.

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>>9137309
"someone needs help?"
>luca darts awake
>he nods and folloews chespin

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>>9137208
>"Right. Did you see where it went?"
>"It may have been the same one that talked to me a few days ago, I'm trying to track it down."
>"It was uh...a special request from command, apparently. Don't ask me why you didn't get told about it too."
>Roll for convincingness.

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>>9137379
>>9136877
>Chespin nods although his face betrays a bit of uncertainty again, and leads the kip to the linoone and munchlax in the other room.
Uh... do you see a Pokeball anywhere?

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>>9137177
Uh... Bro? 'Chu're not gonna bring out, like, the Alolan Psycho style, are chu?

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>>9137411
>"..."
>"I'm not telling you shit unless you tell me the truth, 77. What's up?"

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>>9137421
>>9137379
>Several bags are scattered everywhere
Not sure where ball is.
>Sniff the mudkip

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>>9137437
No, I'm not. I'm just really, really confused as to how this happened.
>>9137358
So, um... was this, like, a planned thing, or... How is it I had no clue?

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>>9137450
"no i don't"
"let look around"
>>9137450
>waves
he goes around looking for the ball
>roll for success of finding the ball

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>>9137358
>>9137177
sweet
what color dress for nec
also fuckin
what kinda ring you guys getting
z ring?

>>9137294
>Ding!
>Poke Fan Alexis wants to battle!
>Accept challenge?

>>9137294
Well, the routes are all around the edge of the city right?
>Firecat: don't know diddly shit about Kalos
...I heard some folks talking about how they went to route six to find honedge, maybe there?

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>>9137450
>>9137498
>Chespin joins the search!
>Two are better than one at searching for things, after all

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>>9137528
>Firecat: DRINK
>>9137519
>Sure

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>>9137558
>>9137498
>You find three balls, in a bag
>Two are empty
Uh...try both on friend?

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>>9137575
>Chespin: try both balls, one after the other, then release Linoone should he end up in his ball

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>>9137446
>"Shit."
>"Alright fine. I may have been slightly seduced."
>"If you tell anyone I'm going to put the Magcargo on your face."

>>9137558
"we found it"
>>9137575
>nods
>he attemps talking to linoone by accident
.....
>only a small wheeze can be heard
-luca

>>9137562
>Poke Fan Alexis sends out Pikachu [L8]!
>Pikechu uses Thunder Shock!
>0 SpA Pikachu (No Move) vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Litten: 4-6 (9.3 - 13.9%) -- possible 8HKO

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>>9137615
>"You're so going to become a sex slave. I'm coming with you if you go after it."
>"It disappeared into a portal, so, honestly I have no clue where it could be."
>33: Groan and get your shit together

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>>9137497
You had no clue because I told no one. N suspected things but even him did not know.
I had it planned ever since I almost blurted it out during extrajellestrial funtime, a ben salesman interrupted me right before.

>>9137510
White goes well with black.
I'm getting the full z-crystal set I already have Normal.

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>>9137609
>Gets pulled, and then released
>Munchlax is called into ball
Take friend. Get help?

>>9137617
Are you okay?

>>9137620
>Tiffany used Fire Fang!
>0 Atk Litten Fire Fang vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Pikachu: 31-37 (119.2 - 142.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9137617
>Chespin: nod with a smile on your face

>>9137671
He uhm, he's mute... anyways, come on. We gotta take him to a Pokemon Center.

...Uh, does anyone else know the way from here to the Pokemon Center? Or should we go ask the guy at the front desk?

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>>9137671
>he notices and covers his mouth
>he shakes his head to and try to show that he is okay
>>9137732
>he smiles back at chespin

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>>9137722
>Firecat: CRIT AND DRINK
>0 Atk Litten Fire Fang vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Pikachu on a critical hit: 46-55 (176.9 - 211.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9137732
Mute?
And no idea where it is.

>>9137754
Alright. Fine then?

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>>9137652
>"Not if I make it into my sex slave."
>"Maybe it'd even have a bit of fun with you, who knows."
>"Seriously though if we're going to go looking for it you're gonna need to give me a day or two to prepare."

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>>9137803
>33: Roll to not think lewd.
>"Nice. Alright, why not?"
>"I'm going to need some time to prepare too so... Let's take this slow. I need to at least get some of my pokemon evolved."

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>>9137797
>>9137754
Uhh... front desk it is. Come on.
>Lead party consisting of kip and ferret to the elevator, then the front desk
>It's not been long enough that Calem's gone and someone else is at the front desk, right?

>>9137759
>Poke Fan Alexis recalls Pikachu!
Rosa! Come back!
Go, Marguerite!
>Ralts [Lv13] was sent out!

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>>9137797
>nods
>>9137854
>follows him quietly
>but that isn't surprising

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>>9137854
>>9137915
Hon? What do you all need?

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>>9137915
>>9137854
>Follow

>>9137931
Center location?

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>>9137931
We need to take this guy's friend to the Pokecenter. He... ate some lightbulbs...
>Chespin holds up the Pokeball he's holding, a concerned look on his face.

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>>9137931
>points at pokeball
>wheeze trying to say about the pokeball

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>>9137956
For wh-
>>9137965
>>9138016
MON DIEU!
Just down the street and to the left, oui. Look for ze large blue building, it is right next to it.

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>>9137896
>Tiffany used Fire Fang!
>0 Atk Litten Fire Fang vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Ralts: 27-33 (79.4 - 97%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>9138029
All right, thank you.
>And they're off!
>Captcha EMERGENCY Third
>Yes, this is an emergency

>>9138048
>The Ralts is sent reeling!
>Ralts uses Disarming Voice!
>0 SpA Ralts (No Move) vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Litten: 3-5 (6.9 - 11.6%) -- possible 9HKO

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>>9138029
Thank you.

>>9138052
>Run with them to the center

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>>9138029
>bows to calem to thank
>>9138052
>runs behind chespin

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>>9138113
>Tiffany dodged the attack!
>Tiffany used Fire Fang!
>0 Atk Litten Fire Fang vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Ralts: 27-33 (79.4 - 97%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>9138120
>>9138128
>Chespin: end up falling behind Linoone because Linoone are supposed to be faste as faste can be
>But either way, they make it to the Pokemon Center- the same one where Chespin was treated for his burns by honhonhon chefman
>Chespin walks up to the front desk and tries to get the attention of a nurse.
Hello? We have an emergency. This guy's friend ate some lightbulbs, and fainted...
>Hand over Pokeball

>>9138163
>Ralts leaps back!
"Close, close!"
>She uses Confusion!
>0 SpA Ralts (No Move) vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Litten: 9-12 (20.9 - 27.9%) -- 2.1% chance to 4HKO

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>>9138176
>he arrives too
"so are they going to help?"

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>>9138176
>>9138225
>Nurses hurriedly take the pokeball away
...
Think he'll be fine?

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>>9137091
...Depends on how zealous you are about it. Are we talkin' full on crusade to protect all the babbies here or just sweep up the public park on the weekends? It's usually gotta be something pretty big, and there's about a 70/30 chance you come back as a you-themed avatar of whatever you're trying to do rather than yourself.

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>>9138185
>Tiffany dodges!
"NOPE, NOT AGAIN, SCREW YOU PSYCHIC"
>Tiffany used Fire Fang!
>0 Atk Litten Fire Fang vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Ralts: 27-33 (79.4 - 97%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>9138260
Uhm... yeah, I think so.
>Patiently wait for nurses to update them on what's going on

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>>9138260
>he pats him on the back and nods

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>>9138273
I want to make the world better before I leave it. Pretty strong resolve about doing that, at least.

>>9138312
>The Ralts goes down.
>Poke Fan Alexis digs for one last Pokeball.
You did good, Marguerite!
Go, Duchess!
>A Furfrou [Lv11] is sent out!
>One of the Pokemon from the same adoption-drive as Tiff, in fact.
"You look familiar..."

>roll to die

>>9138449
>hug the anon
What's wrong, anon?

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>>9138322
>>9138368
...
Alright.
>A few minutes pass
>The nurses walk out, and say that he'll be there for a few more hours while they remove the glass from his stomach

(Catte and Anna are in Kanto?)

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>>9138442
"Can't say the same, sorry"
>Tiffany used Fire Fang!
>0 Atk Litten Fire Fang vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Fur Coat Furfrou: 10-13 (25 - 32.5%) -- guaranteed 4HKO

>>9138558
(Kalos)

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>>9138506
All right... We can wait, I think...?

>>9138558
( Kalos, but they can get sent to Kanto by plot stuff very soon. )
>>9138578
>The Furfrou flinches a bit.
"I could have sworn."
>Furfrou uses Growl (-1 Atk stage on success)!

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>>9138506
>keeps patting the linoone
>the tries to make him feeling better

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>Rodger: Check out Kanto a bit.

>>9138660
(how the fuck does lowering attack by one stage work in this calculator)

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>>9138672
...
Thank you.

>>9138594
If you want to.
Don't mind if you two leave.

>>9138706
( http://pokemonshowdown.com/damagecalc/ )
( There should be dropdown boxes next to the EV entry boxes for each stat, select -1 for Atk there. )

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>>9138706
(nevermind got it)
>>9138660
>Firecat: be slightly intimidated
>Tiffany used Fire Fang!
>-1 0 Atk Litten Fire Fang vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Fur Coat Furfrou: 7-9 (17.5 - 22.5%) -- possible 5HKO

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>>9138716
It... should be fine, I think.
>Chespin smiles to the Linoone.

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>>9138716
>he shakes his head and stays where he is

>>9138749
>The Furfrou barely dodges it!
>"Good, mon ami, but not quite there!"
>Furfrou uses Tackle!
>0 Atk Furfrou (No Move) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Litten: 9-12 (20.9 - 27.9%) -- 2.1% chance to 4HKO

>The Trainer cheers.
Keep it up, Duchess! You have this!

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>>9138749
Come on, Miss Litten!
Try using Ember!

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>>9137662
. . . Well, now I know.
I'm still a little taken aback, but I'm not angry or anything. Just a bit surprised.
I didn't think you, er, usually swung that way.

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>>9138787
>>9138822
Thanks for waiting with me.
(Want to time skip, or do a little conversation first?)

>>9138705
>Rando shithead appears.
>He tosses out a LV30 Clamperl.
Give me your money, fuckhead/

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>>9139109
>Lv 40 Shed goes out.
Alright.
>Shed uses Shadow Sneak.
252+ Atk Shedinja Shadow Sneak vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Clamperl: 36-43 (51.4 - 61.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>9138966
You're welcome.

(I'm fine with either, man, although I'm blanking on conversation topics.)

>>9139158
Fuck you and your stupid bug!
>Clamperl uses Shell Smash.
Clamperl Shell Smash vs. Shedinja: 0-0 (0 - 0%) -- nice move

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>>9137662
>Correction: bean salesman

>>9138940
Well that's a big relief.
It's kind of confusing, I thought I could not feel anything. Then the last four months happened.

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>>9139217
>Miss.
...
>Shed uses X-Scissor.
252+ Atk Shedinja X-Scissor vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Clamperl: 72-85 (102.8 - 121.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9138940
So, like, we're cool?
>Sneak some Irish Coffee from whoever's closer.
I'd ask why I'm not as surprising, but, like, I already kinda know.
>>9139236
>Ray hops up, tries to hold hands with the nerdo.
'Chu're pretty great, dude~.

>>9139257
What's up with your faggy bug, can't hit anything?
>Clamperl uses Shell Smash.
Clamperl Shell Smash vs. Shedinja: 0-0 (0 - 0%) -- nice move

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>>9139206
What kind of berries do you like?
And where are you from?

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>>9139320
>Wonder Guard activates!
Good shot.
>Shed uses X-Scissor.
252+ Atk Shedinja X-Scissor vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Clamperl: 72-85 (102.8 - 121.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>9139407
What the hell...?
Clamperl Ice Beam vs. Wonder Guard Shedinja: 0-0 (0 - 0%) -- aim for the horn next time

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>>9139439
Shed, come on!
>Shed uses Shadow Sneak!
252+ Atk Shedinja Shadow Sneak vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Clamperl: 36-43 (51.4 - 61.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>9138859
>>9138894
>Firecat: return from IRL shit
>Tiffany used Ember!
>1- SpA Litten (No Move) vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Furfrou: 7-10 (17.5 - 25%) -- 0% chance to 4HKO

>>9139309
>Was that Dave's coffee? He seems to have gone elsewhere
>Lift zapmouse into lap
You too.
I mean, you're making me surprise myself.

>>9139472
>The Clamperl goes down.
>The guy spikes his wallet at the Shedinja and books it.
>Rolling for cash with last 2 numbers x10.
>Check his ID Y/N?

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>>9139510
(DRINK)

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>>9138966
>he smiles
>>9139206
>>9139376
>luca talks to chespin to answe the question
"Say to him that i love rawst berries"

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>>9139513
>Rodger grabs the wallet before it hits Shed.
>130P.
>Check his ID.

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>>9139376
Uhm... well, I like Salac berries, to be honest...

...I uhm, I'm from Camphrier, originally...

>>9139548
>Chespin nods.
He said he likes Rawst berries.

>>9139497
>The Furfrou dodges the shower of embers!
"Oh, feisty, feisty! Now this is battling!"
>Furfrou uses Growl again!
>( Only Atk is nerfed, SpA is unaffected.)

>Her Trainer's pumped.
Seal the deal, Duchess! You've got the upper hand!

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>>9139510
>>9139523
>Ray: get comfy, snug that nerd.
Really, Seb? Like, how so?

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>>9139497
>Anna's practically bouncing in excitement!
Almost! Use Ember again!
>>9139578
We're not giving up!

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>>9138378
Then uh, well. You got a shot if nothing else. As a mater of professionalism I gotta encourage you to pass on peacefully and with minimal haunting, harassing, or hazing, but if there's business left unfinished and it's important enough, then hey, who knows.

Alternatively, die in some horrible way. That gives you slightly better odds.

>sneak in another slug hug
>because Arceus damn that sluggly is snuggly

>>9139557
>ID, checked.
>This guy seems to be involved in some kind of illegal pokemon ring in Celadon City.
>Are you willing to investigate?

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>>9139666
>Sure why not.
>Start walking.
>Message John or N on the way there.
>"I guess I have a lead on a pokemon fighting ring or something going on in Celadon? I'm going to check it out."

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>>9139510
>You realize he mixed pickle juice into that coffee, right?

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>>9139601
>Pet the zapmouse
Just that in these last months went from "had sex once, it was boring" at the start of the year, to "this guy is actually pretty cute, nevermind he is a pokemon" circa the Sinnoh trip, to finally last night.
Pretty gradual, but surprising in retrospective.

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>>9139717
>"Be sure to message if you need backup. Either I or one of the Units can be there momentarily."

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>>9139568
>>9139548
Those are pretty good.
My favorite is Liechi, but I don't find them that often, so my second favorite is oran.

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>>9139731
Dang. Well, our organization's survived worse scandals. Just don't go full loveboat without hanging a sock on the doorknob, alright?
>>9139717
>"Got it. If the environment proves to be too target-rich, bug out and we can send in reinforcements."

>>9139717
>Celadon is peaceful this time of day.
>You'll have to do a bit of work to get a clue.
>Will you check out the apartments or the game corner?

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>>9139568
>luca smiles
"Thank you chespin"
"i can always count on you"
>>9139768
>nods in agreement and runs his tummy trying to say that those are tasty too

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>>9139752
>>9139826
>"Thank you. I don't plan to mess this up."
>>9139844
>Game Corner first.
>Investigation time.

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>>9139657
>Hug
Well...dying horribly isn't really something I want to do.
If I become a ghost, well...I'm not sure what I would do.

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>>9139578
(careful nature lowers it)
"Can I just like, burn the smug off of you?"
>Tiffany used Ember!
>1- SpA Litten (No Move) vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Furfrou: 7-10 (17.5 - 25%) -- 0% chance to 4HKO

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>>9139826
I'm more worried about how you found out in the first place.
...is something in happening in Catalyst business?

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>>9139729
>Ray makes a face, but drinks it anyway.
>Not like it's the first unexpectedly bitter/salty thing he's slugged down.
>>9139731
Yeah, it's crazy just how much we've all changed. Like, I went from lazy stoner to like... actually responsible dude, bro.
>Ray thinks a bit.
I'm wondering if, like, I could get hold of something weird and cool...

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>>9139870
>Chespin returns the smile
You're welcome, Luca.

>>9139768
Those are pretty good, too.

>>9139947
>Not like it's the first unexpectedly bitter/salty thing he's slugged down.
heh

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>>9139941
My guess is the good old "left a window open, someone heard.". I got an anonymous heads-up about it, somebody asked if Ray was gay before he met you. Naturally, that led to other questions.
>>9139947
I'm glad you're off the fumes, little bro. I've also changed, well a lot.
As for 'weird and cool', that could describe a variety of things, most of which we could acquire. Got something specific in mind?

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>>9139908
Well. You're passionate about savin' the world and junk right? Lotta ghosts you end up with end up being sorta inherently based around what they're focus is. I ran into a really pissed off gengar with a raging hateboner for human a couple times for example. Whatever brought his chubbly purple ass back was probably something pretty unpleasant and bad enough to make him misanthropy incarnate. Based on what you're sayin' it sounds like you'd end up being some kinda guardian angle or something.

Or maybe not. Honestly these things tend to get a little jerky sometimes. Makes this job a biiiiitch.

>>9139889
>Almost trips.
>I'll give you your lead anyway.
>The game corner is definitely hosting that underground fighting ring.
>You'll either need to sneak in or buy your way in.

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>>9140175
>Rodger: Let your bugs out and walk in like you own the place.

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>>9139947
I've said it to John before and I'll say it again, Violet is a positive influence on you.
What do you mean with weird and cool?

>>9140141
I really should have brought a bed to the "basement"

>>9139969
>>9139870
Chespin x mudkip a cute
What would be the name of this ship?

>>9140277
>The pit owner isn't buying it for a fucking second.
>He shoves you, spit comes out of his mouth as he talks.
Fuck you doin' down here? No monotype shit allowed.

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>>9140306
>>9140141
I agree. Never thought I'd be a cool uncle, bros, or, like, quit the drugs cold, but here I am.

As for cool stuff, like... I was thinking of a TM. Kind of a weird one, too. 'Chu guys familiar with Hidden Power?

>>9140053
( Yes, Anon, Ray was always a bit of a slut. )

>>9139928
>Direct hit!
>Furfrou looks decidedly less smug now.
>Furfrou uses Tackle!
>0 Atk Furfrou (No Move) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Litten: 9-12 (20.9 - 27.9%) -- 2.1% chance to 4HKO

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>>9140340
>Rodger: Think fast, very fast.
>Grab his arm.
I'll... Show you monotype shit?
>Jask uses Night Slash and goes for the neck.

>>9140336
Muddy Nuts

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>>9140414
Sunovab- wait, small child, nevermind!
>Tiffany used Ember!
>1- SpA Litten (No Move) vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Furfrou: 7-10 (17.5 - 25%) -- 0% chance to 4HKO

(If this hits the Furfrou will be at about 25% HP)

>>9140422
>The pit owner's head is lopped off in a clean strike.
>His corpse flops lifelessly to the floor and spurts blood.
>Several of the pit goers are surprised by the fucking brutality.
>This is your chance to run.

>>9140531
>(I'll give you the hit, I gotta run soon anyway)
>Furfrou staggers.
"Oof... good show, little one, good show!"
>One! More! Tackle!

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>>9140378
Positive changes all around.
I may or may not have Hidden Power in the TM collection in the workshop. Or at least I had it in the frigate.

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>>9140561
...And don't any of you think about opening this shithole back up.
>Make a cool throat cutting gesture.
>Leave.
>Duck into an alleyway before they catch up.

>>9140627
>The pit is going to be closed for a while.
>Rolling for a secret value...

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>>9140580
FFFFFFF MY RIBS! OW, SCREW YOU POOCH!
>Tiffany used Ember!
>1- SpA Litten (No Move) vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Furfrou: 7-10 (17.5 - 25%) -- 0% chance to 4HKO

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>>9140690
>Rodger: Hug ghostbug.
>Call up one of the admins.
>He sounds more than a little fucking panicked.
Hello? Hello?

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>>9140142
Well...not really "blazing hero" passionate, but "general life goal" passionate. If that makes sense.
Maybe I'd just attempt to help people? Or teach them what I believe is right?

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>>9140705
>Beep beep
>Attempt balancing work and personal life
Got you, what is the situation?

>>9140704
>BONK
"Good fight... oof."
>Furfrou can no longer battle!
>Poke Fan Alexis was defeated!
>You win P 960!
( gotta peace out for a while, sorry yo )

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>>9139969
"You always help me, but is there something i can help you with?"

>>9140705
>GM is out for now.
>I'll let you know when/if shit will continue. Good job though.
>When that dubfail came I wasn't expecting that.

>>9140425
>Sides Destroyed

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>>9140719
Oh yeah? Ever consider missionary work? Ain't always fun but you get to see places, occasionally help people. Pays like shit though. And gods sakes don't drink the water in Orre. Stuff in the old wells around Pyrite gets stagnant as hell.

>>9140862
>John pretending to be a furfrou and running around on all fours

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>>9140792
>Deep breaths, bug hugs.
The, uh- I checked out the pokemon fighting ring and-and, uh, the owner talked to me. Uh, uh, I think Jask and I freaked out a bit.
...Jask sort of... Chopped his head off.

...

Am I going to jail?
>Rodger: Roll to not be dead inside.
>>9140904
>Thanks, that was fun.

>>9140937
Lewd

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>>9140862
>Firecat: relax and wince at bruised ribs.
...This is gonna hurt for a bit, I think, unless you wanna get me to a pokecenter or have a potion?

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>>9140938
Given the illegality of that fighting ring I'd worry less about the local police and more about the other ring members themselves.
Lay down for a while until the situation has cooled down, or until further instructions.

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>>9141096
Thank you, sir.
>Rodger: Deep breaths.
>Get the fuck up and go catch some more pokemon.

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>>9140928
I'm not sure...
I just joined the police force recently.
Should be able to help people there.
...
To be honest...I'm scared of getting killed while working as a cop.

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>>9141209
...Would that happen to be why you're so interested in what causes a soul to stay bound to this world? Had a feeling it was probably something like that. Usually is.

Either way though, I'm not an expert on Pokes that aren't spooky, scary, or skeletal but uh... I'm not sure if you noticed but you're a 6 foot tall gelatinous dragon. Even without doing the whole fancy shamncy necromanshy deal, I got a feeling you're gonna be okay.

>open bi-hourly bottle of cheap off-brand bourbon

You drink any?

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>>9141209
>>9141382
>Lamp: Reheat the old pizza.

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>>9141382
Well...I'm just scared of death in general.
I know it's something that will happen to me eventually...but leaving this world behind? All my friends behind?
It frightens me.
...
>Is silent for a moment
...
I do drink. Sometimes for fun, used to use it to drown out stress. A friend talked me out of that.

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>>9141422
>>9141619
(Remember to update before posting, kids)
...
Wow.
Thank you.

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>>9140896
I... I uhm.
>Chespin blinks, uncertainty written in his face... but for a different reason.
I uhm... I understood that, don't worry, it's just... I'm not certain how to answer that...

...I guess, uhm... just...
>He closes his eyes for a bit, then opens them, a bit surer of his answer now.
...Don't leave me behind, like the Litten did... please...

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>>9141422
>High-Quality Reheated Pizza: Obtained
Best lamp.

>>9141619
Oooh boy, you're gonna make me break out the whole convalescence care speeches mom taught me at this rate.

>[sipping intensifies]

Passing on doesn't have to be scary ya know. Everyone leaves a legacy behind, in the people they touch and the lives they lead. And you're never going to be without them as long as you remember that. And they'll never be without you as long as you hold a place in their heart.

>touch shoulder
>be the therapy spook
>also be quickly reading mom's old Coping with Grief: Pokemon Edition under table
>For fucks sake why she annotate this shit?

>>9141641
Oh yeah, go nuts with the pizza by the way. I need to get it outta the fridge already.

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>>9141641
>>9141793
>Happy Lamp noise.
>Give them both a few slices and listen to them talk.

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>>9141763
>>9140896
Do you want me to leave you two alone?
To talk?

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>>9141763
"I won't"
'We're a team, i'll never leave you behind"
>lucaw hugs chespin
>he was going to pat him on the back but remembered the burns
>>9141820
>still hugging him
>shakes his head to say that he scan stay

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>>9141793
...
>Sigh, and nod

>>9141811
>Nod thanks
>Nibble on a piece of pizza

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>>9142000
>Holy mother trips
>We're taking that to mean a pair of dubs
>Chespin can now understand the kip almost perfectly- only 9s and faildubs trip him up now

>The burns are mere scars at this point, the chestnut doesn't even have any bandages on
>Chespin smiles, a tear rolling down his face.
...Thank you.

>>9141820
>Chespin blinks softly... looking around. They're still in a perfectly-public place.
...No, you're fine. ...Uh, have they said anything about your friend yet?

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>>9141811
>pet lamp

>>9142240
>internal panicking
>oh fuck being compassionate is hard
>this is way easier when they're doped up on pain meds
>Fuck it, we're winging this shit
>Sip harder than you've ever sip'd before and go for it
...Look, I'm not gonna jerk you around lady. Dying is scary. Not knowing what's gonna happen to the people you love is scary. It's always gonna be scary and nothing I can say or you can say or anyone else can say is gonna say is gonna change that. Sorry. That's just the way it is.

Yeah, you're not gonna be there for them forever. But you can be there for them now. And that's a lot more than most people would do. Pokemon. People? Poke..? You get the point.

heklp m,eeeeeeeeeeeeee
fuiocjkluiong jkley]bioard

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>>9142385
Um... What's wrong with your keyboard?

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>>9140954
>Anna cheers.
You did it! You did it!
That was amazing!
Let's get you to the Pokecenter and get you feeling all better!
>Faildubs indicate Complications - Anna's got a decent sense of direction and a map, though, so it shouldn't be too much of a problem.

>>9142483
Mahina pea

I WANT SUN TO SHIT ON MY FACE
15,000,000P

>>9142580
100,000,000p if Sun let's Lunana have fun with him

>>9142617
100,000,000,000P if Sun kills the president of Unova.

>roll to kill myself