Official Pony thread, if you find another one, redirect them here
>>9118825
Excellent.
Finally.
thanks for baking.
>>9118838
kaz promised the end of the month.
I'm going off that.
>>9118825
Baking Kudos. Also hi Pasta
>>9118730
The verbose loquacity and unnecessary pomposity of his irreverent platitude is threefold drenched in a positively verisimillitudinous debauchery of patently hyperbolic linguistic browbeating.
https://youtu.be/M4Wnt8kJCkk
toasting in Moonie bread
>>9118836
Not really..
>>9118875
Heya
>>9118849
So how are you today Darwin
>>9118875
Or would that be 'loquacious verbosity'? I think that's more accurate.
>>9118899
I am tired, and I want to go back to bed, but there is so much to do, so much to see, and no backstreets to take.
>Can't go
>Will never know
>>9118908
You're pretty smart for a nutty guy
>>9118941
And you're pretty nice for an anonymous guy.
>>9118861
It ended too soon. Also katia a slave now.
>>9118882
I see.
>>9118976
I'd buy Katia in a heartbeat.
>>9118927
I know how that feels, I was considering laying back down myself
If you go, I go, though I would go half an hour when and if you do go. Will you go?
>>9119024
I don't think I'll take a napt, I'll probably be more awake in a little bit
>>9118988
Says at the bottom Kaz didn't even make it. Maybe wrote it, but he gave credit for the art to cider.
>>9119098
I will suffer with you, in that event.
>>9119098
To quote vernaculis:
"Huh? Get English I do is yes. Language is English I speak when internet online for the videosing record, sir."
If that doesn't wake your brain up, nothing will.
Rose, post nudes of self
>>9119107
It's still content.
>>9119155
Make me.
>>9119155
Inb4 pictures of a rose with no petals.
>>9119142
I'll take a nap, if you really think I should
Darwin, post nudes of self
>>9119186
Inb4 pictures of Origin of Species with no cover.
This better not be Interrogator.
>>9119178
Nah, it would take time away from posting, and we cannot have that.
CaNoN, post nudes of self
>>9119200
Very well
Do you have any plans today?
>>9119204
In before pictures of cannonballs.
>>9119172
Not complaining, just noting how much it looks like kaz drew it himself.
Please stop.
>>9119211
Nothing for now. Maybe someone will drag me out later in the evening, but I will just take the next few hours to do some work and see what kind of trouble you get into here.
>>9119243
I think a Canon camera without the lens would have been more apt.
>>9119246
She probably ripped Katia's, and aggy's, models straight from the comic.
But yeah, she's doing a great job.
>Inb4 she gets depressed and begs Kaz to pull the comic.
>>9119284
Or without the lenscap. ;3
>>9119255
Not what you said last night
>>9119305
Pervert.
>>9119284
>and see what kind of trouble you get into here.
I don't get into trouble that often..Do I?
>>9119317
Nah. Just a jokester.
>>9118882
>>9118601
Sigh.. Come on out back behind the barn, I'm going to take you to a nice farm upstate where you can run free. *rifle loading noises*
>>9119310
This is different.
>>9119368
Stop linking my posts.
>>9119330
Maybe not the way I am used to, but certainly some.
>>9119356
A very ribald one at that.
>>9119290
I don't know why, but I never imagine people doing that, simply because I wouldn't.
I specifically requested the opposite of this
>>9119401
She gets depressed and bitches about her lack of skill all the time on tumbler. Like, completely unhinged. I remember her purging all ger art once.
>>9119389
I'll try to stay out of trouble
>>9119388
>>9119389
Heh: see picture.
I'll joke about almost anything, though you gotta be smart enough to parse the secondary joke in that picture to get most of 'em. Care to venture a guess?
>>9118825
Anyone know if this pic exists with out the skin? Like the full image?
Asking for /co/
>>9119434
Oh Jesus Christ, what a diffident bitch.
>>9119388
>>9119413
>>9119527
Yeah, it does. Check derpibooru, I've seen it before. apply all tags you think apply and you'll find it.
>>9119527
Though the original picture was of Twilight Sparkle and didn't have the tats or piercings.
>>9119532
She does really nice art though!
>>9119509
You are too nice to stay out of trouble, remember?
>>9119522
Reveal your secrets.
>>9119595
>>9119604
Hands are the metric by which you measure a horse.
>>9119527
I'm not sure if there is one, but I found the derpibooru file
https://derpibooru.org/744260
And a horse news article
http://derpy.me/H3S5j
Had to derpy.me the link because 4chan thinks its spam
>>9119595
>>9119413
Im sometimes unsure whether youre just being playful or if you actually expect breaders to react with anything other than defiance to your ridiculous demands. either way, howabout a hug?
>>9119532
So are you just a box mover at your job?
>>9119622
Droll.
>>9119527
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-scott+mundy
literally just google it
>>9119604
I suppose you're right
>>9119663
No problem
>>9119640
ooooh I like hoers news!
>>9119676
Uhh. what?
>>9119593
That's how it goes a lot of the time. There's a notion of it in psychology that compotent people believe they're not actually good enough, or that they're mediocre and end up believing the things they can do must be simple for other people.
>>9119703
The joke in the picture was droll.
>>9119649
Yeah.
>>9119663
You're welcome. Anytime.
>>9119644
my post was freee of pretense and deceit and I sincerely expected others to abide my request like decent rational human beings.
>>9119751
I'm sorry sir
>>9119687
we're not friends
>>9119766
QUE ENOJON ANDAS
>>9119717
Just seems like insecurity to me.
But it comes in waves it seems. There's a definite term for it. But I don't have it memorized.
>>9119735
Well... it was a pun. >.>
What did you expect? Shakespearean comedy?
>Pony tread in /trash/.
>No R34.
WTF is wrong with you people?
>>9119789
we're family friendly
>>9119751
that seems a sensible basis for the arguments you made and frames your request in a light such as I am able to understand it clearly. Allow me to produce a rebuttal:
dick pic.
>>9119789
I know right. Post more moonbutt
>>9119789
This is a pony community thread. If you're lookin' for horseporn, you've come to (generally speaking) the wrong place.
>>9119785
I know. I am saying it was funny.
>>9119783
She's a woman. Periods man.
>>9119774
i'm not mad
>>9119825
AH! See, the connotation I've understood Droll to have is... "dry,, almost bitter not very funny comedy"
>>9119845
I feel bad writing it off to that.
It doesn't come monthly at any rate.
Neurosis fits the bill better in my mind.
>>9119885
Do you want some dirty messages?
>>9119789
>WTF is wrong with you people
well I jerk off in diapers and post my dick at skitty a lot, so that's two things
>>9119863
I hope not.
>>9119867
Ah, gotcha. Not like that.
>>9119894
Not particularly.
>>9119960
>>9119990
A shame, that
>>9120029
happens.
>>9120004
>>9120092
Yus?
>>9120127
I do not know. You linked me first. What, did you miss me or something?
>>9120073
Rape happens
>>9120130
Do I need a reason to link you?
Never going back outside
im just sitting there minding my own business and the next thing i know ant bit my dick
>>9120168
it does.
but comparing these two is a false equivalence.
I have warned you multiple times.
>>9120192
>>9120183
Typically, it is followed by more text to communicate something, but if you are implying we transcend that, I am all in favor of it.
>>9120192
Slut.
>>9120192
stop dipping it in honey what did you expect
>>9120218
you're actually projecting though
>>9120217
legit hurt
>>9120255
Yeah, yeah. What, did you have your dick out? How does an ant bite you there?
Skitty, post tonsils
>>9120206
It might happen to you!
>>9120296
Arevyou trying to be a worse version of me?
>>9120274
it probably crawled into his shorts without him noticing.
No one can do it as poorly as you. Fret not.
>>9120296
I don't think I don't have those.
>>9120274
there's some large rocks on my lawn and I like to sit on them sometimes. Didn't notice there were a few ants crawing around it when i did and i was on my phone not really paying attention and i guess one of them just crawled into my shorts and when i felt it and tried to get rid of it it fucking BIT ME the bastard
>>9120320
... I can't tell if you have no chill, or don't know much.
>>9120331
I thought he declared he does not wear shorts.
remove one of those don't's
>>9120342
HA HA
>>9120255
Maybe if you washed your dick for often it wouldn't have thought it was food.
>>9120342
proof.
>>9120345
his pant leg then.
it's hard to feel much with shaved legs. it's kinda numbing not having hairy legs.
he also just mentioned he was wearing shorts.
>>9120358
go sit on an ant hill, live stream it and lets see how many don't think you're food ay
>>9120388
Yeah, but hairy legs are GROSS.
>>9120374
No. The inside of my mouth is a private area.
>>9120410
touch but no look?
>>9120408
i don't think so
>>9120408
that is correct.
>>9120423
Think about hairy legs often?
>>9120390
So you don't deny you don't wash your cock enough.
>>9120438
only about as much as it's brought up
>>9120419
stop
skitty confirmed for into bears!
>>9120472
>→
it's you...
>>9120408
Maybe I should start shaving my legs, then
>>9120455
Well, a Jew wearing shorts is gross.
https://youtu.be/uhfcfePxdjc?t=165
>>9120483
Think anyone would notice there?
>>9120442
Do you don't deny you don't not wash not your dick not enough?
>>9120481
nope. everyone loves the skitty mouf.
>>9120472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYa3V7GIizI
>>9120343
What do you mean by this?
>>9120501
I doubt it, I usually wear pants or pajama bottoms
I've actually never shaved anything but my face before
>>9120539
>>9120490
Are you trying to tell me something
>>9120545
It gets slightly annoying unless you can find a more permanent solution, but they feel really nice while it lasts.
>>9120554
N-No, Sir.
>>9120551
Did you get sexually assaulted, anon?
>>9120564
What do you shave?
>>9120569
no.
which anon were you again?
>>9120564
I probably won't shave them, it seems like too much a hassle for something no one would notice
>>9120599
>which anon
This is an oxymoron.
>>9120594
PUBES
>>9120607
I am sure Interrogator would love to see.
>>9120607
I'll notice if you post them here~
>>9120564
w/e cunt
>>9120662
Grosero.
>>9120192
holy shit what kind of ant was it? if it was a fire ant youre going to have a big white itchy bump.
>>9120636
How often do other people get to enjoy your shaved areas?
>>9120636
Is he into hairy legs or something?
>>9120640
If I ever decide to do it I may consider, but my tablet's camera quality is ass
Do what you have always wanted to do -- just in case you get hit by a bus tomorrow.
>>9120681
WOW NOSY
>>9120695
He seems to be into whatever posters make publicly available.
>>9120695
If your ass is the benchmark for quality, those pics will be top notch.
;^)
>>9120618
it's not.
more of a dumb question, considering the point of being anonymous is not to be identifiable.
but, of course. the anons who respond to this thread all have their own posting styles and personalities that make them easily identifiable. but yours I cannot peg. which makes me think you haven't been posting anonymously long enough for me to memorize your style, you're new, or I'm being an idiot. the last option is the most likely of the three tbqfh senpai I can tell you that for free.
>>9120680
those red fat ones, I've been stung a bunch by them i'm virtually immune except for the sudden shock of being stung
>>9120676
igualmente pinche piducho sinvergüenza
>>9120733
Say that on vocaroo, fucker.
>>9120740
after you.
>>9120734
I think the last time you tried to "get to know me" didn't work out well for the both of us.
>>9120711
That's a good one
>>9120760
White guilt compels me to grant you the honor first.
I think I picked a good day not to be anon at work.
>>9120607
>>9120564
shaving is great, nice and smooth i rate 8 out of 8 m8
>>9120733
ah those ones are dicks too. We have those tiny fire ants here that build the mounds,. they look harmess but they'll fuk u up
>>9120764
The last time? Have i been doing too much drugs again, i don't remember my memory being this bad
>>9120780
it's alright, you first.
>>9120806
Fine. I will. Eventually.
>>9120798
remember when you tried to make a video game?
i think you'd have been more successful if you aimed for a videogame where the objective is to sting people in the most fucked up areas possible without getting slappepd before the sting
>>9120848
That game already exists. You play as a mosquito robot from the future and you need to suck people's blood when they sleep, and avoid getting slapped in the process
>>9120835
nevergonnahappen cause ur a can'tdo'er
>>9120835
>>9120734
Pretty sure Rose has guns...
>>9120889
I've got guns too
;^)
>>9120875
Ableist scum.
>>9120880
>>9120924
Hey how are you feeling?
>>9120907
Right, but are you quicker on the draw?
>>9120916
>>9120979
I meant my biceps
>>9120951
A fuck ton better than I was, but still not great.
I slept ok last night for instance, with only a few disturbances, and I feel like I can actually drink some water finally, which I'm doing very slowly still, because the threat of vomiting is still very much present.
>>9120800
what kind of drugs?
>>9121015
The only drugs i'm high on is LIFE, BABY!
*SNOOORT*
FUCK YEAH BITCH
>>9121107
inb4 cate
>>9121112
inb4 eris
>>9121132
inb4 pasta
>>9121011
Well I hope you feel even better soon.
>>9121167
WRONG
2/3
>>9121180
Thanks, I'm sure I'll be right as rain by tomorrow at this rate.
>>9121167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5hWWe-ts2s
>>9121184
I have dishonored my family and this thread...
>>9121306
https://youtu.be/k5hWWe-ts2s?t=4m32s
>>9121306
>>9121373
inb4 rough
Does anyone else here have really soft hair and can't help yourself from petting your own head because of it?
Maybe.
Perhaps
Alright, someone is gonna get tickled.
Pls spare me from being tickled
>>9121361
>>9121232
wot in tarnation
>>9121564
You definitely joined at a good time.
How are you darwin?
I volunteer as tribute.
>>9121550
OH NO ANYTHING BUT THAT!
So noble. ;_;
>>9121601
I knew ye well
>>9121428
are you done with the rocks?
>>9121592
Two outta three aint bad
>>9121594
Just about ready to die in place of Brandon, it seems. Are you feeling any better?
>>9121625
When I am gone, will you say nice things about me?
>>9121636
sounds like a goat singing
>>9121639
I will sing tales of Darwin the martyr
>>9121664
But you told me you do not sing.
>>9121628
One is never finished with rocks.
What to do tonight?
>>9121673
You are right, but I will make an exception, just this once
>>9121510
Yes. It's like silk, it's ridiculous how soft that shit is
>>9121677
Idunno... I'm getting a bit tired desu
I might go to bed in 2-3 hours..
>>9121686
Can I request the tales be adapted to the tune of David Bowie's Starman?
>>9121713
I've never heard that song
>>9121705
An acceptable bed time and high profile job offers looming on the horizon? Are you becoming a normie?
>>9121736
For shame.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRcPA7Fzebw
>>9121639
Much, I can risk water today, still won't eat anything, but I do feel much better than yesterday.
>>9121651
>
It was relevant at the time.
>>9121770
Maybe you can have shakes.
>>9121605
*Tickles your sides*
>>9121740
... very funny
>>9121770
Why are you not allowed to eat?
>>9121798
I would have been proud of you. Not that Im not already, I have your art framed in my room after all.
>>9121837
It's not even high profile, it's like equivilant to turning into an Indian and working selling curry at the side of the street.
Ah fuck I'm out of shape.
That bike ride is killing me.
Found this plastered all over one of my campus buildings.
>>9121758
It has a really nostalgic feel to it
>>9121976
Get swole my dude.
>>9121786
Hadn't considered it honestly.
there's some milo there I could have. little more than cocoa and sugar but It'd at least be something....
I'm not sure though, I might jsut stick to water, I still don't feel hungry at all and I'm not going an extreme amount of time without food so I think I feel safer waiting it out for now.
if I get hungry I'll have something small, some shapes or something.
>>9121803
I've got a Stomach bug which is very unpleasant
It wasn't even a quarter mile.
How the fuck do people do this every day?
>>9121994
Apt for remembrance.
>>9122024
I see. Well, I hope it becomes less problematic soon.
>>9121977
reminds me i was in school once when we had a "surprise visit" by police and i had weed, a lighter and a knife on me and I tried to sneak into the bathroom to get rid of everything but the security caught me, he said i looked like i was hiding something and i just pulled out my lighter and weed and he threw it away for me. lucky i got along well with him.
>>9121931
Not quite like that, and anyways you have to start somewhere. Do you think Tim was a train hopping vagabond when he was made CEO? I'm actually not sure but my guess is that he wasn't. It's something for the resume at the very least. Did you know fb interns make four times the average yearly wage? Maybe something to set your sights on. Also curry is great, if you sold curry I would go to wherever the side of any street was to get it.
>>9122063
it seems gross though no
what are YOU doing tonight? or in a few
>>9122060
You're lucky you're friends with all of the cops.
>>9121736
>>9121713
its a very pretty song, listen to it!
>>9122151
I did
>>9121758
>>9121994
>>9122117
Is there a cop our resident cartell mob boss hasn't paid off yet?
>>9122117
in this case it was the highschool security, i didn't know any of those city cops.
>>9122094
That's because you have a relatively restricted palate, perhaps due to your mother. I will figure that out when my friend arrives, but I was thinking 1v1 full contact lazer tag, then maybe go to a bar. It is Tuesday though, anything could happen.
>>9122172
neat, whatd ya think?
>>9122063
curry is good, tandoori is based indian food.
>>9122117
also it really sucked because the lighter I had was a vintage 1950s lighter belonged to my great grandpa and it was gold plated, had the family name and was pretty damn expensive and he just threw it away.. I was dummed the heck out
>>9122291
It felt kind of nostalgic, but I'm sure I've never heard it before
or he probably stole it, wouldn't doubt it
>>9122234
pls...
to a bar on a Thursday? lets go lmao
>>9122220
I don't think he's paid them off.
>>9122317
Were I in that situation, I would have fished through the garbage at the end of the school day. Although hopefully you have learned a lesson about taking valuables to places where you can lose them.
>>9122234
>>9122321
maybe you heard another of his songs like Space Oddity or Ziggy Stardust and this similar sound just triggered that memory.
>>9122439
>>9122439
but that's gross
>>9122439
Oh not directly no.
the boss never gets his own hands dirty.
>>9122468
why r u such a fgt
>>9122451
It's possible I heard one of them on the radio at one point as a kid
god i hate my arm
trade u
>>9122489
Sempai noticed me!
>>9122551
Is it still bothering you?
i want a voice activated wheelchair
chair forward! CHAIR STOP! CHAIR FOLLOW THAT BOOTY
>>9122460
when the gooks were going to steal Bruce Willis' dad's pocket watch he hid it up his ass for five years and then Christopher Walken put it up his ass too. If he can put a watch up his ass, you can dig through a little trash for your grandad's lighter.
>>9122468
hey Rap
>>9122439
Hey Rubles!
>>9122493
probably did, yeah, his songs have been on the radio since the sixties.
>>9122551
>>9122603
How's it going?
How many times have you fapped today?
This is for scientific purposes..
>>9122754
I haven't done it in over a week
>>9122754
Zero.
Not enough.
>>9122838
psychopath, it's almost 6 for me today
>>9122871
Why do often?
>>9122906
I DON'T KNOW
>>9122838
huh i guess we have a similar sex drive
>>9122871
What do you fap to?
>>9122871
I used to do it once or twice a day at one point but I guess I just don't haven't had the urge to for a bit
>>9122958
I tried to cancel my post to correct myself and it went through again
>>9122957
You don't have the appropriate security clearence for this classified informtation .
>>9122957
skitty whacks to zootopia diaper porn
>>9122928
Cut that shit out!
>>9122996
Well who does?
>>9123089
me? why?
>>9123095
well.. some people...
>>9123089
So how long are you planning on staying at your currect job?
>>9123164
6 times is too often!
>>9122754
0. I just got home.
>>9122838
Are you a mad man?
>>9123196
I HAVE A PROBLEM LOL
>>9123182
I don't know. Until someone offers me a higher wage, with benifits and full time, or the time comes that I need to leave.
He faps to traps.
Hello /b/read
>>9123325
hihi
>>9123325
Heya
>>9123210
I have a low libido, I guess
>>9123325
hi
>>9123304
3d or 2d traps?
>>9123393
SIEG HEIL!
>>9123393
Have you ever used nigger technology?
>>9123533
hi
>>9123553
like what?
>>9123422
Why would it be anything other than 2d?
>>9122388
i can pretty much do whatever i want
you will actually come? yeah dude let's!
>>9122784
I'm sick, but getting better. I should be fine by tomorrow.
>>9123393
How's it going Smokey?
>>9123582
Like their cryptic communication system.
>>9123553
Of course, I've used a stick.
>>9123582
what is thy bidding, my master?
>>9123630
im glad to hear that, you got some good tea to drink?
>>9123634
...ebonics?
>>9123642
one I've never used myself but have been curious about the efficacy of is projectile faecal matter.
>>9123366
hey hows it going?
>>9123380
hai how're you doing?
>>9123393
hey smokey how've you been?
>>9123604
i see
heh, i wish..
>>9123598
whatever
>>9123634
the whistle click language?
>>9123630
i'm alright. just mad at UPS for not picking up and dropping off various packages. how are you?
>>9123667
as jesus once said, keep on truckin.
how's it going?
>>9123689
i've been alright. just dealing with shitty vehicle problems and whatnot. how are you?
>>9123642
Don't discredit the hardworking white cavemen who sacrificed neck and limb for that advanced food gathering mechanism!
>>9123667
Yes! It's their ultimate way of ensuring they get away with selling their crack and weed.
>>9123689
I'm alright, how about you?
>>9123598
I assume he jacks it to traps that look like his mom and are bottem being dominated.
>>9123689
purdy good, just doin lightsaber stuff. You?
>>9123705
it shall be done. Going good here, I'm just working between eBay and this lightsaber supplier to make some cash. Whats wrong with your truck now?
>>9123667
I can barely drink water, I'm not risking anything else desu
>>9123705
Is it work related stuff that you're waiting on?
I'm sick but getting better, I should be completely right hopefully by tomorrow.
Yesterday was hell though.
>>9123705
i'm fine getting shit together to finally get things going with my life.
>>9123724
i'm fine just had my appointment and i've been doing some things for now i'm just relaxing and waiting.
>>9123758
good just relaxing now had an appointment today likely might make a chickun soon just need to think what i might turn into a chickun.
>>9123705
Ebonics, ya. Ever used it to your advantage in any way? As a white guy?
New best friend thread when?
>>9123758
it's not the truck, it's one of the cars.
the brakes were shot, i had to put in all new lines. now i'm waiting for this part supplier to get my last brake hose to me so i can finally get that car back on the road.
>>9123766
i got a package i need to send out for work, but this shitdick store had to close early because they suck. and also i'm waiting for a brake hose to come so i can drive my car again.
>>9123805
i'm fluent in ebonics, but blacks don't respond to that necessarily. if you want to get them in gear you need to use your massa voice.
it's something you learn when you grow up in the south. it's like the southern equivalent of a dragon shout from skyrim.
>>9123822
Soon.
>>9123698
>says let's go
>not actually coming
emotional rollercoaster
thanks bud
>>9123735
i'm 13 and this is hilarious
>>9123863
were like half a world apart...
>>9123877
you just admitted to being underaged, why would you do that?
>>9123908
it's pretty tragic desu :(
>>9123908
also half a world would be like twelve thousand miles but we are less than two thousand that's basically nothing