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ERP Thread
Monday Nunday Edition

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>>9096277
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Post cards.
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>mfw op didn't do a wrasslin theme.
you failed son
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>>9101241
(Well I was hype, not gonna lie there but at the same time its not a must for me. I'm all cool with you playing her. Besides I have other characters on the idea table.)
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Daily reminder that Yano Toru a best.
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>>9101269
(Here's my Discord name as well: Dudeperson#3178)
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>>9101307
>Pets the Krul again
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>>9101307
reminder that Bad Luck Fale still better
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>>9101307
Krul is super cute
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>>9101269
Wanted to post this in the other thread but is better if I post it here
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>>9101309
Would you be willing to do gentle playful femdom with Rose Quartz?
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>>9101115
(What's your direction for this scene? Is just me being helpless, sad, and panicked all you were going for?)
>As he shut the door to the hold, Ariel finally allowed herself to cry.
M-my father was right...I--I don't know why I ever liked humans s-so much...
>The mermaid curled her tail around herself. At least he hadn't hurt her. That, at least, was a consolation. Perhaps he just wanted to show her off to his friends. Maybe he'd let her go after just a little while. She had to hold out hope.
All--all these fish...are...
>She looked at the hold around her. It was filled with the dead and dying. Ariel knew in her heart she wasn't much better off.
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>>9101303
(No, I insist, please go ahead!)
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>>9101096
>Still chatting up the other anon but in my rather animated talking, my wide hips made my skirt flip up occasionally, flashing my lace pink panties.

>>9101289
Deal! We can watch the romcom since I was plannin on watchin that anyway
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>>9101309
>Rose
/SU/ Thread when?

>>9101211
(You'd play with the fox?)

>>9101215
(Not really, was planning on teasing that first anon.)
(Soon™)

>>9101274
(Indeedy I do Frienderino!)

>>9101332
(You've been building up Av's pretty quickly, just make sure not to overwhelm yourself.)
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>>9101360
(And the loli)
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>>9101315
>She reluctantly accepts the human's pets.

>>9101320
(He might be if he didn't have the worst finisher on the planet. Like, that shit is just an unfinished powerbomb. Hell, the catching choke lariat slam would be better.)

>>9101329
Anon is super cute.
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>>9101360
>/SU/ Thread when?
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>>9101336
(Sounds great, what else do you want her to do?)
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>>9101256
>She made a subtle grin. She'd seen him in the streets before, banging some chick in the allyway. She was going to give him a ticket, but... how passionate he was with her, the way his cock thrusted into her like a rocket to the moon... it made her feel, different. It was finally her turn, those weeks tracking his car was worth it
I'll let you off, but if you do something for me first~
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>>9101358
>Anon's eyes widen when he catches a glimpse of her panties. He debates with himself if he should take a quick picture for "later uses". He decides not to, but continues to stare
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>>9101332
How's my Goddess of Hyper Death doing on a fine day like this?
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>>9101390
>Gives the high ranking vampire a kiss on her adorable forehead.
Krul is the best vampire
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>>9101390
desu the fale comment was a joke. He was better as Devitt's body guard
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>>9101355
>This whole post with the heart eyes and the dubs
(You're really persistent aren't you? Okay okay. But It'll possibly happen when the anime is done. If you feel like playing her before that I won't prevent you.)
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>>9100539 (repost, Flann)
(Sorry bout that, got a little tied up)

>A hungry look passed over the man's face as he felt her begin to squirm, and stutter in his grasp. Every roll of her hips was met with one from him as well, as he pushed the thick member up to meet her greedily. Slowly, his hips adjusted her perfectly, so the fire trainer's body was flush against him-and just like that, the tip started to split her apart. It was slow at first-perhaps he had taken consideration of her innocence...or...maybe he was just teasing her. But the crown began to slide its way deep inside of her warm tight walls, and within a few moments, half of it was splitting her apart. A harsh gasp of pleasure erupted from his lips, and suddenly, he pushed deeper all of a sudden, with a soft squish of his groin meshing against her own, his balls slapping loudly against her ass, as he buried himself deep inside of Flannery. He slowly rolled his head back, as he hooked her legs around his waist and began to roll his body forward, trying to drill into her tightness, and teach her just how big he really was.
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>>9101390
>The human's hand happily glides through her pink locks as he continues to pet her for a while more. When he was content with the amount of pets he gave her, he removes his hand, and gives the vampire a warm smile.
Hey Krul, I was wondering. Are you keen on sucking a human's blood?
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>>9101392
>>9101391
>>9101360
SU go and stay go
>>9095405
>>9095405
>>9095405
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>>9101352
(I was thinking that it starts out like this, you not liking the situation, sad, helpless, etc. Presuming you're enjoying that. But as I take you around and show you off and let people touch you, and then let them do more to you, over time - whether that time be weeks or the course of one show, up to you - over time you sort of 'shamefully enjoy it' if that makes sense? Part of you likes being used in these ways, but you're ashamed that you like it, so you don't fully admit it to yourself. Does that sound fun? I'm open to alterations.)
>Anon took the boat back to shore. The next day, he modified a very large aquarium. He got one with sturdy durable walls, clear but not breakable glass. He added a metal grate for the lid to prevent escapes. He made sure the squares of the grate were large enough that people could reach in and touch, and technically Ariel could reach out, but she wouldn't be able to get more than a skinny arm out of the enclosure. It wasn't very big. There was slightly more room than was needed to turn around, and deep enough to be fully submerged, but not so deep that people couldn't reach the bottom from the grate if they reached all the way in. Anon rigged it up so it was mobile and filled it with seawater. Anon dragged Ariel to the deck to show her her new home.
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>>9101426
(Yes! I'm gonna be honest, I want to play /with/ Levi as much as I want to play as her!)
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>>9101360
>I know
>>9101414
i'm good, knowing that people finally recognize me as a goddess feels good
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>>9101358
>Anon smiled at the blonde, trying to act cool.
W-well, lead the way.
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>>9101390
I dunno about super cute, last time I heard that you made a slave out of me. Rewarding, but a bit rough
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>>9101462
(I totally follow you there. I have the same feeling with some other characters. By the way, mind if I ask who's behind this Levi?)
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>>9101420
>>9101436
>>9101491
(I'm really sorry famskis, I got baited out by the pro-wrestling talk and I don't really feel like doing anything. Whenever I feel like doing anything, I tend to either post my card or make a starter.)
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>>9101507
I gotcha. I'll come ask around another then to get my blood drained out.
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>>9101318
''Awww... It's okay If we can't spar today. I'm sure we'll have a lot of fun whenever you have the time but let me tell you something, Hanzo Shimada of the Dragons. I won't lose a fight against you!'' Her voice is filled with energy and enthusiasm, truly happy to have a new partner to fight and exercise with. She can use her karate and capoeira moves to grow stronger. In reality she knew she's not very strong but that doesn't stop her from trying over and over again! When Hanzo bows, Karen follows the same gesture and waves him good bye. ''Hasta luego! I'd like to see you again... Han-zo!'' The latter, his name, came out of her mouth with a rather serious and defiant tone but yet it was adorned with her childish, cute voice. ''I'll show you why I am called the Flaming Tornado! El Torero!''

//I believe I have you in discord. You're the same Hanzo who likes Waves, right?
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>>9101507
>mfw i started the wrestle talk and ruined peoples chances at typefucking
sorry guys, I shouldn't have listed my fav wrestlers
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>>9101466
We all call you that whenever you grace your presence
>Anon kneels and grabs on Aseriel hand
Is there anything that you want me to do to serve you, my lady?
>He then kisses on her fingers
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A world that sends you reeling
From decimated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all
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>>9101413
>turned to the side as I kept chatting, letting the voyeur anon get a glimpse of my massive, bouncing breasts as they fought to stay inside the white blouse and yellow sweater as my animated chatting refused to let them sit still.

>>9101486
Now? Anon we still have class! We can't just skip..
>blushed softly as I shook my head, my breasts swaying as I did.
We can just wait till after to watch em.
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>>9101466
>Smacks female asriels ass
Hey maid, I didn't know you were here.
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>>9101521
It's alright! You didn't ruin anything; I'd just lurk without posting anything if you didn't start it.
...YTR is still #1, though.
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>>9101497
(Oh...Uhm... Gazer. And who's behind this adorable ball of envy?)
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>>9101309
Are you okay to stay this time? You went away right away before.
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>>9101549
dumb cockslut
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>>9101400
>He was happy that he was getting off free, but the way she said that last sentence put him on edge.
Anything for an officer of the law.
>He flashed one of his charming smiles and waited for her request.
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>>9101559
Oh, well in that case
>Walks over to the shadows and lurks
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>>9101563
(Boop)
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YOU LURKING, MISAKA?
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>>9101456
I'm not certain I want to do that long-term captivity kind of stuff. And public use is kind of a turn-off for me. I'm sorry to cut out on you like this, but I'm not really into that scene. Ariel's a bit too much of a playful free spirit to be broken like that. Sorry to get your hopes up, but I'd prefer to give you the truth now than halfheartedly carry out the scene and not be into it. Maybe as a different character, and later on.
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>>9101454
>I don't think they want us Erping over there.

>>9101383
>Only those two anon?

>>9101466
>That pic
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>>9101589
>Boops her back softly on her head.
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>>9101549
>Anon gulps and casually begins to edge closer and closer to her, admiring her large breasts. He wonders if he should go talk to her, but he decides not to. No way a 10/10 like her would ever be interested in someone like him. Still, he wonders what she smells like.
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I'm considering playing 2B sometime, still working on a folder for her.
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>>9101605
SU go
and stay go
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>>9101589
(Well, that's a shocking turn of events)
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>>9101605
>Kissus the cute boat
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>>9101614
Good luck then anon, I'm looking forward to that robooty.
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>>9101591
Nope!
Only Gekoto-chan is around! But leave your message with me and I'll let her know.
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>>9101614
>tfw I know who this is
None of you would be supporting this if you knew who was behind the blindfold.
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>>9101605
(I'm sure you have more, but I kind of forget)
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>>9101634
Oh, that's too bad. Well if you see her, just let her know never to doubt me when I say I'm going to meme something.
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>>9101526
>Asriel thinks about the sutff he can do to her while he kisses her fluffy hand
I know, how about satisfy my sexual desires ~?
>>9101552
>asriel face turns red and then gets closer to his ear, then she whispers
Hey, d-don't call me that in front of everyone
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>>9101645
Give us a hint
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>>9101634
>removes the Gekoto mask and kissus Misaka
Hey princess.~
How about we continue our fun in the park?
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>>9101609
(Oh!)
>>9101622
(Well, when a friend of mine introduced me to the anime and mentioned the content I thought it was about time to find some new material. Hopefully I'll be able to do Levi justice because I'm always nervous when starting new characters up.)
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>>9101650
>>9101634
WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK?
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>>9101653
>stuff *
>IM FORGETTING TO CHECK MY POSTS
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>>9101645
Try me mother fucker. No way Paul would play 2B
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>>9101653
How about instead of maid I call you my lover?
>He asks kissing her cheek as she whispers to him.
Does that sound better god of hyper sex?
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>>9101655
See below.

>>9101687
If only you knew what I knew.
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>>9101269
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>>9101549
>Shit! She was right, how stupid to forget that of all things. He smiled again,this time uncertain of what to do next, girls like bad boys.....right?
Oh come on. The school let's us leave the grounds for lunch, we can leave then. It's only one day.
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>>9101596
>I'd prefer to give you the truth now than halfheartedly carry out the scene and not be into it
I prefer that too. A scene where you're just going though the motions wouldn't be fun. Mind if I just rewind a bit and we'll take it in a different direction? I don't have a plan for this so you'd influence where it goes.
(Ariel had just mentioned her father would compensate him?)
Your father? Hmmmm. Alright. I mean, I'm not ransoming you or anything. You mean a reward, for saving you, right?
>Anon tries to pick her up and fails, so he drags her to the edge of the boat, where he'll be able to help her over the side. For some reason Anon didn't find it strange that he'd get a reward, enough though it was his own fault he fished her up.
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>>9101584
RUDE! That's not even true either!

>>9101610
>casually waved at the Anon in class before returning to my seat, just one in front of the voyeur. Now that I was near, a sweet smell filled the air, like a dessert.

(dinner time for me! Be back in a bit cuties! <3)
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>>9101622
>Kisses each of her eye stocks
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>>9101696
I SAID.
THERE IS NO WAY
PAUL WOULD PLAY
2B
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>>9101650
Goddamn it I just spilled coke all over my keyboard.

>>9101676
Perhaps she's wondering why would someone TSUN a man before zapping him with electricity.

>>9101665
But Anooooooon... I'm a tad busy and I need time to recover from getting Mewtwo'd.
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>>9101671
(Don't be! Believe in yourself! You're a good player, and fun to boot! Sorry about not continuing, but or schedules never quite seem to line up...)
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>>9101400
>>9101195
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>>9101645
This is the last time I tell you what avas I'm picking up, Treat

You fucking cunt
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>>9101645
is it Peridot attempting to sneak into the discords again
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>>9101720
You want some proof fambino....unless.......you are Paul......
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>>9101696
Post a screenshot, mate. He'd probably figure out who you are regardless.
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>>9101577
(My apologies, I had to go somewhere last time, plus I want to bed.)
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>>9101715
(10 kisses is far too many, delet)
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>>9101734
Fuck, it's Paul
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>>9101723
Fiiiine, but when you come back we're doing it in a train.
>Anon pouts at Misaka and sits down saddened that he has to wait to dick his princess.
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>>9101734
Hey, at least you didn't post as undyne. :^)
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Fucking dead on arrival

PIC

FUCKING

RELATED
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>>9101734
see >>9101752
You're welcome. Now can somebody who'll actually play her step up to bat?
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>>9101711
>Anon stares at the back of her head, resisting the desire to caress her beautiful blond hair. He sniffed the air and smiled, it was a sweet smell. It was exactly what a girl should smell like. He leaned in closer to grab another whiff, almost intoxicated by it, and he was dangerously close to her hair.
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>>9101720
>Paul trying to sneak back into the thread by playing an anime gril(vidya but you know how he is)
IT'S THE PERFECT CRIME
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>>9101762
>10 eyes
n-nani?
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>>9101783
>Now can somebody who'll actually play her step up to bat?

Morrigan actually plays her. There's one more on Discord but she's an Owain orbiter and not worth anyone's time.
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>>9101734
Why the fuck would you take the bait, ya fuckin tard?
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>>9101392
(Whoops, didn't mean to be gone that long. Maybe titfucking? Or missionary or cowgirl position with Rose on top? Just as long as there's no "I hope Greg doesn't find out"-type cucking I'm fine with whatever.)
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>>9101762
Gazer is cute enough to earn even more kisses! Also it looks like other Kongou left
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>>9101730
(Oh don't worry about it. I've been very absent here lately myself. Anyway I gotta sleep now so my sleep schedule won't get so fucked up.)
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>>9101690
Wait, that's even w-.. oh, if you call me your "lover" that means I got your love, right?
>She looks at his eyes while making a smug looking face, knowing that if he calls her in that way that would mean she got his love
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>>9101783
>Now can somebody who'll actually play her step up to bat?
ten minutes
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>>9101734
Hi Paul. There was a Marceline ava while you were banned. I fucked her doggy style.
(Also if that person is reading this: Paul's not using Marcy anymore! Now's your chance!)
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>>9101653
I can do that for you, my lady. What is it that you desire, it can be anything, and I'll do it to please you.
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>>9101625
>Returns the kissu with a hug.

>>9101616
I just like seeing a large group of avatars of the same group.
Same series or type.
It makes for nice editions/theme threads.

>>9101648
Samus is the last of the ones I play more often.
Though I doubt you like her.
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>>9101825
No, not you either you sociopath
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>>9101783
(I've been thinking of playing her for a while, but I don't know the source material well enough. What's her in-game personality like?)
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>>9101586
Well... first lets go to your house, I dont want you to be fined of public lewdity
>she smiles, knowing there's no way of him to turn back
>>9101195
I'm sorry sweetie, you guys act one and the same

>she scowls at him, while flattered that he'd tru such a trick on her
S-stop that! You overused plug-n'-play!
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Somebody tell me why the fuck I should even bother to try anymore fucking god

I TELL

T W O

PEOPLE

one who gave me the folder and the other who's a good friend and I STILL GET FUCKING BACKSTABBED

GOD

FUCKING

DAMNIT

FUCKING

UGH

I'M
I'M NOT EVEN MAD LIKE
THIS IS BEYOND MAD

TIS ISNGUETGIYUJIFF UCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKUFCIFUCKF
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>>9101823
>He smirks as he pulls away from the kiss
Nope, you lost that deal when you accepted defeat~
>He says teasing the cute Goddess
But.....maybe if I should keep calling you my maid in front of everyone else.
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>>9101830
And thanks for that, by the way. I was super pent-up.
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>>9101309
Can we do Isabelle and villager on discord?
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>>9101825
You're not even good at roleplaying
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>>9101842
FIVE minutes!
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>>9101757
That's perfectly fine. Are you going to bed now then?
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>>9101851
>Somebody tell me why the fuck I should even bother to try anymore fucking god

I won't. Because you shouldn't.
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>>9101803
(Don't worry, there won't be any cuck shit in this rp?)
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>Paul BTFO yet again
Hearty JEJ
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EVERY FUCKING TIME EVERY FUCKING TIME

EVERY FUCKING TIME EVERY FUCKING TIME

EVERY FUCKING TIME EVERY FUCKING TIME
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>>9101862
be careful bud, that ava just acts like a cunt if you don't do exactly what they want. they won't drop you but will put literally no effort into their posts
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>>9101869
Till?
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>Paul
>some Owain cuck
>now Peridot

Is 2B a cursed ava too?
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>>9101846

Evening Kuro.
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>>9101855
Glad I could help my guy. Here's hoping you'll start playing her more regularly!
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>>9101866
Sure I'm not, anon. :^)
>>9101898
TwoOoOoOoO minutes!
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Do we give him points for finally developing better tastes, or deduct them because he picked her to be someone who no one would guess was him?
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>>9101831
Let me see that dick of yours, and then I will tell you what I want ~
>>9101852
P-Please don't, I can do anything for you if you don't do that
>asriel looked away while having a blush on her face
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>>9101825
Excuse me; I said someone who'd actually play her?

>>9101846
Fucked if I know. I was gonna beat Paul to the punch but Automata is like...60 bux on steam. And I didn't want to watch a walkthrough cause it looks like one of those games that'd be boring as fuck to watch.

>>9101851
>>9101905
I ask myself...was it worth it? And I say yes, yes it was.
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>>9101901
What's she like anon?
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>>9101730
(Night night Priestess (male), sleep well!)

>>9101795
(10 stalks, 11 eyes anon.)

>>9101805
(wow delete this. I've been watching, it's sadness, but I'm probably not picking her back up either)
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>Post yfw ywn be poopie pen Paul
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>>9101916
Can I join, too?
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>>9101873
(Naw I'm still up, it'll be awhile til I go to bed. Btw I can also do Magdalene but I haven't put her up on the cards yet.
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Time to get Paul banned for spamming again, boys.

Report this one, and this one only. Mods will ignore you if you report multiple posts.
>>9101905
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>>9101516
"We will see about that, sweetheart!" he yelled over his shoulder mockingly as the distance only grew sorrowfully. He was excited to see her again, and see if that spirit would be translated into fighting prowess. Debating whether to go easy on her, he figured he wouldn't have the heart to let her lose against him if worst came to worst. Looking over his shoulder, he left with one last smile, and once the peace was made, he left entirely.

//I am indeed. I think I know who this is too, PM me if you haven't already.
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>>9101901
All it takes is just one person to actually do it right.
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>Paul losing his shit again.
It never gets old, goddamit.
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>>9101882
(Sounds good to me! You want to start off?)
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Oooooh boy time to rev up that report button.
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>>9101930
Awwe, well you'll always be an adorable monster. And I want to shower with Gazer
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>>9101851
>>9101905
Can you please don't do this? I gave you the folder because I thought you were not going to do this again.
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>The pussy deleted it
xD
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This is the life. Wrapped up in a cozy blanket, listening to the soft patter of rain hitting my window, and watching Paul sperg the fuck out again after getting BTFO.
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>>9101850
>The anon blinks a bit at the sudden change of attitude, mildly confused.
You got a glitch or something? Just now you were asking me to come back to your place. Talk about mixed signals.
>Giving a shrug, the male did admittedly have that on his mind.
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>>9101851
(Paul, you wouldn't play her. I know it; you know it; everyone fucking knows it. You'd just shitpost around or do one or two posts before randomly leaving and permanently locking her for nobody else to play, and with you throwing a retarded fit whenever someone else tries to play her. The same exact thing happened with everyone on your card. ...now that I look at it, you're doing this very thing right now. Paul, you need help. Actual help from a professional.)

>>9101902
Evening.
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>>9101352
Hi again ArielAnon. What do you think of this scene idea: You're a college girl who does mermaid cam shows in your dorm when your roommate is gone, and I live in the room next door, just a friend of yours. I come over to borrow a pen, and you accidentally left your door part way open, I knock, but it flusters you and you fall off the bed trying to hide what you're doing. I hear the sound and worry you're hurt, so I just open the door, and I find you in your expensive mermaid fin. I'm not sure where it goes form there. I don't know what I saw but I'm into it, you don't want me to tell anyone, but you don't worry I'd betray your trust. Might be fun if we had a sort of dynamic where we fooled around a bit while you're wearing the fin, but you didn't let it go very far cause I'm just a friend, not a boyfriend. I don't know, maybe my idea is stupid and complicated.
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>>9101966
>giving Paul ANOTHER chance
You deserved to be double-crossed.
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>>9101927
Really? Maybe I want something new and fun. Would you like that, Princess?
>He asks letting her know she was blushing, her cute reactions only made him happier.
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>>9101966
YEAH REAL FUCKING GOOD JOB

HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH YEAH YUP YEAH HUH NO YEAH LET'S FUCKING RP BECUASE IT NEVER GOES BADLY HAHAHEHAEH
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>>9101995
>Luffy attempts to be the hero. Again.

Oh boy, I sure do love these episodes. Yay.
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>>9101982

>soft

Not me man. Got a nice thunderstorm rolling in. Nothing better than kicking back and listening to it rumble.

>>9101995

Hi Kurochijo! How you been?
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Speaking of Treat, I wish I could edit this into you knnow who
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>>9102007
Morrigan has already done a better job of playing 2B than you could ever hope to.
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>>9101966
You have too much faith in people. He would've done it eventually anyway, tis the way of the paul cycle.
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>paul losing his mind again
oh boy here we go
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>>9102018
>Luffy
Does Luffy play Kurochijo as well?
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Paul I want you to understand why we hate you.
We dont hate you because what you say is "offensive". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you said we are cancer! This totally shocks my unenlightened sheeple mind.

No, we hate you because you are the new furfag. You see, the problem with furfags wasn't that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.

You are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single thread about these typefucks that doesnt regularly have derailing about RP or cancer. Always with DMG.jpg and shitty western cartoon characters. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, you cant help but broadcast the fact that you are a faggot.

What does the way people interact with their characters have to do with these threads? I mean, really what does it add to the typefucking? Jack shit. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM LORD DOMINATOR! YOU SHOULD BE OFFENDED!

TL;DR You are just the same as furfags only your "fursecution" is called "shitposting and memes".
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>>9101928
One (1) minute, lads!
>>9101934
No.
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>>9101995
>you throwing a retarded fit whenever someone else tries to play her
Except nobody is?
I literally picked this shit up so I could actually fucking TRY without instantly getting shitposted and the ONE

ONE

O N E

FUCKING PERSON I TELL ABOUT IT FUCKING STABS ME IN THE BACK AND RUINS IT
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>>9102026
>runs up and fakes a punt kicking the air near Boco
Hey you cute fuck.~
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>>9101995
Now now, let's be completely fair
He'd bRAAAP post with her too
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>>9101964
(Sadly I'm having a bit of technical issues on this end. Also you don't wanna do that, it's a mess.)
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>>9102054
AUGH
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>>9101954
We already have Morrigan playing 2B, we don't need Paul or Peridot trying their hand at redeeming themselves
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>>9102033
Are you playing Wendy?
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>>9101927
Yes my lady, I shall do what I must.
>Anon takes his pants off, along with his underwear. His big hunged dick hanged out in front of Asriel
What do you think my lady?
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>>9101932
Hey, didn't we have one of you for like a day? I still want to sleep fuck the cute demon.
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>>9102052
>Annoys Peridot with cuddles before heading back to hiding
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>>9102074
No fuck you
>>9102073
COCK MY ASS
>>9102078
YGFHUJIKL
>>9102068
TOOT
>>9102061
>BOCO
>>9102052
KYS
>>9102044
FAGGOT
>>9102043
BITCH
>>9102041
FUCK YOU
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>>9102096
>giving Peridot (You)s
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>>9102054
Do you not even remember the bitchfit you made when someone played the latex maid or whatever she was (I forgot the name and I apologize for that)?
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>>9102116
Glossi. I played her, and then Marceline later on after he got banned.
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>>9102061

>flinches and pulls back, ready for the hit
GNN--oh.

Um, hi.
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Jesus, it's happening again...
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>>9102054
>FUCKING STABS ME IN THE BACK AND RUINS IT
Because you're such a fucking idiot you'd end up giving away that it was you, and what happens after that? Now 2B is one of Paul's """"""avas""''''" that no one can try to use anymore
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>>9102070
It's a mess, but you get clean after and it's uncensored gazer!
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>>9102005
He can stop right now and simply don't post or start doing ERP.

>>9102007
Calm down a little and relax a little bit. Drink a glass of water and then come back. If you're feeling in the mood then drop in and ignore the shitposts, don't respond to them. I'm sure you'll have a lot more fun that way or at least you'l lfeel better.

>>9102039
I guess I do. Even the devil needs a second chance but I have to say that in order to help him, he needs to accept our help. He doesn't want to be helped or at least it seems like he doesn't.
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>>9102137
>pets boco then leaves to go do gay shit with gay men
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>everybody coming together to shit on paul
I'm eagerly awaiting the shitposting followed by a ban.
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>>9101988
W-what? Bug? Well I have been feeling wierd... ever since that time you thought I haven't seen you in the allyway. Yea, you weren't so slick, sir. So, do you know what's happening to me?
>>9102099
Woah, calm down, take deep breaths... it's gonna be fine.
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>>9102158
You're honestly mental if you think any of this will sink in to Paul whose been at this for literally a year.
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>>9102158
The problem is he reached to the point that no one wants to play with them anymore. He could pass without problem if Treat stayed silent of course. But well it didn't happen.
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>>9102134
YEAH BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUNNY GUY

HAHA LOOK AT ME I PLAY LE PAUL AVAS AS FUCKING BRAINDEAD CARBOARD FUCKING TURBOSLUTS HAHAHEHEAH I AM SO GOOD AT ARRRRRR PEEEEE
>brrrap
>pisses on you
MARKED BITCH!!! AHEHAHE MILKY WILKIES I AM THE BEST ARRR PEEEAR

FUCK LE PAUL

>>9102158
Can't ignore the shitposts when ALL I GET IS FUCKING SHITPOSTS
HUH
THAT'S THE REASON I PICKED UP A NEW FUCKING CHARACTER

SO I COULD GET SOMETHING THAT ISN'T A GOD DAMN SHITPOSTING FUCKTARD ONE LINING RETARD ANON FAGGOT LIKE >>9102134

>>9102174
HOW ABOUT YOU JUST KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT? YEAH THAT SOUNDS GREAT
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>>9101850
P-public lewdity!?
>He didn't even know that was a law! We're all his alley way bangs finally catching up to him?
Okay officer! Follow me.
>He waited for her to get back into her cruiser before leading her to his apartment. He welcomed her inside.
H-here your go ma'am.
>>
So which post are we gonna report?
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>>9102096
>Still doesn't like this.
>Still kind of bored of it.
>9102099
'Kay Paul.
What's it like losing your shit all the time?
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>Treat started shit so paul would flip out
>Implying Treat didn't fuck over paul JUST to distract from the Mecha shit
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>>9102193
Hey, at least I play them.

Speaking of, anyone in the mood to fuck a vampire?
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>>9101958
(Okay.)
>Rose Quartz was strolling on the beach, minding her own thoughts and enjoying herself. Then she sees a small human laying down on the sand, she thought it would be nice introduce herself to him, so she walked to him, her shadow engulfs him
Hello there, human, isn't it a lovely day outside?
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>>9102207
>implying you're any better

The only difference between you and Paul is that you hide your shit better than he does
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>>9102193
>mfw you actually wanted to rp with 2b even if it is Paul.
some of us really don't care about your past man, it's just others keep treating you like trash and you respond in the wrong way. Just ignore them dude and seriously cut treat out
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>>9102184
>He could pass without problem
Paul has tried before.
He's either been recognized or outed before
It's only a matter of how long til he detonates
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>>9102221
Only if she's domming.
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>>9101706
Y-you're letting me go?
>Ariel tries not to look shocked.
Uh, actually...
>She averts her eyes.
...it'd probably be best if my father didn't hear about this. I mean, he's told me every day for years not to see a human, so he'd be furious if I...uh...
>The mermaid looks sheepish. She mutters the rest of her sentence.
...yelled at a human boat for commercial fishing...
>She looks at him.
Is there, ah, something else we could work out? So he won't have to hear about it?

>>9101997
(Someone's been reading my posts for a few days. If you're still around tonight, I'll give it a shot.)
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>>9102193
>HAHA LOOK AT ME I PLAY LE PAUL AVAS AS FUCKING BRAINDEAD CARBOARD FUCKING TURBOSLUTS HAHAHEHEAH I AM SO GOOD AT ARRRRRR PEEEEE
>implying you're any better
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>>9102221
I am, let's do this
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>>9102169

>looks around confused

That...went well.
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>>9102150
(Trying to get a monster into the shower just to see her naughty bits, for shame.)
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>>9102158
Are you seriously playing Leona?
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>>9101851
Looking really redeemable Paul! Sky was right!
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>>9102006
>Her blushing doesn't stop, the anon is doing a good job at making asriel blush
Not like I would love it or anything but I guess I would like that
>>9102078
Oh my.. that's better than I expect it, ok, let me give it a try
>Asriel crouches, making her face too close to his huge-looking cock
>asriel breathing can feel on the anon's cock while she looks at it
>then asriel uses her tongue to lick slowly his dick, going up and down while testing his dick
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>>9102226
>being this thirsty you'd put up with whoever is playing them

Just wait for Morrigan and don't encourage shitheads like Paul, Peridot, or whatever shitposter wants to pick up 2B to try and justify beign in the threads
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>>9102222
Since when was there a cute rose quartz ava?
Any more room for an rp?
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I love this thread.
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>>9102134
Can this rubber robot be kind enough to serve me, after all that is her purpose?
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>>9102221
Don't know anything about her in particular.

Always thought vampires are hot, though.
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>>9102224
You haven't the slightest idea, anon.
I'm like, perpetually posting as 74 people here, ITT
That's a joke, by the way.
I do have something cooking though.
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>>9102227
But still we can say that Treat denotated the shitpost. Paul doesn´t have any other choice to do that, pick new avas to start again. but well this thread is such witch hunting that everyone will be paranoid with each new ava.
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>Paul shitting himself because he couldn't claim based 2B for himself
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>>9102263
>mfw i have the same fucking picture and was about to post it
good job there anon I applaud you
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>>9102248
I am a shameless pervert around gazer, it's because she's flaunting that slime covered body everywhere. And I like the idea of her being reluctant about it before and during.
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>>9102221
>Literally admitting to playing turbosluts with no character just to fuck with me
shaking my head

>>9102232
Have you seen my- AH WHAT TH EFUK AM I SAYING OF COURSE YOUHAVEN'T YOU GOD DAMN /V/ IMPORT NEWFAG

GOD FUCK OFF ALREADY YOU KIKE

>>9102253
SHOOT YOURSELF WITH SMALLER CALIBER BULLETS TO BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY TO LARGER ONES

>>9102263
GOOD JOB PARAPPA, YOU CAN GO ONTO THE NEXT STAGE NOW
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>>9102174
>The anon moves a bit closer, looking rather concerned.
I... Don't think I've seen you before in my life, miss. Maybe we should go back to your place or something.
>>
>>9102231
(Yeah, I may have read a post or two. You like the idea?)
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>>9102270
There's already two 2B players anyway. Only one is worthwhile though.
>>
>>9102229
Sure.

>>9102244
Get us started and I'll show you exactly how a vampire sucks.

>>9102266
Sorry, looks like Marcy is the one people are requesting right now.

>>9102267
We're pretty cold, actually. But I know a way for you to help warm me up.

>>9102285
But it is fucking with you, right?
>>
>>9102285
You're a dumb nigger and I'm fast as fuck boy. Kill yourself.
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>>9102256
Okay, that's good to hear.~
>Anon kisses Asriel quickly on her lips and leads her upstairs to the bedroom.
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(Anon, I feel like you're a shameless pervert regardless of the girl you're with.)
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>>9102311
If he took her up, he'd shit himself over any other 2B player, even if that person already used her before Paul.
>>
>>9102333
Nothing wrong with being a pervert!
>>
>>9102315
Do you do it because you enjoy rping as her or just to spite him? Serious question.
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>>9102333
I refute this statement with my entire being. It's only gazer's barley censored body that brings out the worst!
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>>9102333
>Anon kissus gazer and hugs her
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>>9102179
>>9102184
It was me fault I guess. I thought he really wanted to change at least a bit.

>>9102193
You can simply ignore them. This is the internet, Paul. You still have a chance right now. Cease.

>>9102252
I might. I have a folder and sometimes I simply grab a random folder to post in the thread.
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Paul trying to play 2B?
2Bad for him.
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>>9102231
>Anon thinks for a moment, she lives in the sea and doesn't eat fish?
Wait...you don't like fishing? What do mermaids eat? And how why do you speak English? I mean, it's kinda weird that I didn't even know mermaids existed, and yet you speak the same language as me. But I know France exists, English speaking people have had more contact with France than with mermaids, but we still speak different languages. If someone for Portugal accidentally fished you up, would you just not be able to talk to them?
>Anon has so many questions about mermaids.
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>>9102365
>You still have a chance right now. Cease.
He used up that change July of 2016.
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>>9102373
>inb4 le ecks dee meme
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>>9102351
I do like it, genuinely. Fucking with him is an added bonus.
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>>9102333
What's wrong with that? Perversion makes the world turn!
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>>9102373
>Shoots Carlos in the head.
I'm tired of your shit
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>>9101703
>Bites my bottom pink gently as I thought about it, looking away before sighing and shaking my head.
Sorry Anon, don't mean to be a buzzkill but I'll pass. If I skip once I'll just keep doin it

>>9101784
>as he leaned closer, I leaned back, squeaking in pain as I smacked the back of my head against his.
oUCHH!
>I quickly looked back, rubbing the back of my head with a blush.
You okay? Sorry about that..
>>
>>9102315
I mean yeah its one thing that you're a cunt

BUT SWEET FUCK PLEASE POST SOME GOOD MARCY ART YOU LITERALLY JUST DOWNLOADED EVERYTHING OFF THE FIRST PAGE ON PAHEAL LIKE JESUS SHE LOOKS LIKE A DOWNIE VAMPIRE UGH

PLEASE USE SOME GOOD FUCKING ART GOD DAMN

>>9102365
I had a chance like a year ago

THIS was my best fucking shot and look where it got me, fucking betrayed and shit on AGAIN

>>9102373
HHAHHAEEHAAEHEAHAEHAEHAEHAEHEAHAEHEAHUEAHEAUHEAHAEHEHUAEHEAUEAHAEUHAEHUEHAUAHEUAHEUAHEHUAHE HOHOHLHLHOHLHL HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD
WHEEEEEEEZE

OHOHOHOHOHOOOHUHGHGHGHGH THAT'S SO FUCKING
OH

OHHHHHH MY GOD

UUUHHOHOHOHOHHO THAT'S SO FUNNY I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
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Hello
Where are the lolis?
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>>9102315
Do you have a Discord at least?
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>>9102394
COCK
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>>9102365
How fucking new are you? He's been "trying to change" for months now. It's total bullshit and you should stop believing it.
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>>9102222
>The man glances up from the book he's reading before quickly marking his place and smiling at the gem standing in front of him.
Hi there! Yeah, it definitely is. Honestly, I'm surprised the beaches are this empty with weather like this.
>>
>>9102394
Hey Paul, serious question. Can I RP with you on discord? I want to rp with 2b but not with the shit posting
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>>9102333
Nou, gay
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>>9102401
Atleast I can jack off to your shitposts
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>>9102416
>I want to rp with 2b but not with the shit posting

Just ask for Morrigan instead.
>>
>>9102315
Wait, no, not hot that way... Nevermind. But okay, if I can help warm you up, let me hear it.
>>
>>9102393
Hey, do you also play Mercedes?
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>>9102315
In that case, I'm down. Dominate me to your heart's content, vampire queen.
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>>9102416
Fuck off I'm not in the mood

>>9102426
XD DE LA MEME
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>>9102329
>While both lips kiss together, asriel's tongue goes through his lips and touch his tongue with her tongue while he leads her upstairs
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>>9102430
>wanting to play with esl
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>>9102393
>Anon stares at her for a couple of seconds, captivated by her beautiful face. His mouth hangs open before his mind can catch up with him

Nuh...no I'm f-f-f-fine. Um...are you okay?
>>
>>9102457
>mfw someone wanted to give paul another chance and he tells them to fuck off
really Paul? Jesus dude, what is your problem
>>
>>9102457
How does it feel to be cucked out of all your avatars?
>>
>>9102193
Wait, you haven't even heard of that law have you?
>she giggles, feeling almost like an Einstein to him
Well let's get thing's going!
> she quickly searched the rooms to find his room, when he does, she was surprized by how clean it was. She honestly thought it was going to be a pigsty.
The name's Patrica, By the way.
>>9102301
O-okay...
>she helped him into her car, dozed and anxious from that new feeling. She worries that it may make her like one of those robots she constantly arrests in the bad part of town. One of those robots she caught him with
Shit! I almost ran a red light, I hope you know what's going on with me... you seem to know how this... thing... works. I've seen you with someone like my condition in the alley.
>she finally reaces the destination, a workshop near the police station
>>
>>9102457
OH YES. KEEP IT UP. I'M SO FUCKING HORNY.
>>
>>9102472
This was exactly what happened in Anon's discord.
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>>9102393
W-well uhm... I was kidding! Of course we'll go after, it was a.....test! And you passed with flying colors.
>He gave her his best smile as he had to quickly cover his ass and use plan B.
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>>9102488
I dont recall anyone giving him a chance there
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>>9102472
>Not in the mood
WOW
READING
SURE
IS
FUCKING
HARD

>>9102481
(You)
>>
>>9102488
MootAnon's?
Screencap please
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>>9102333
You can be perverted, just not shameless

>>9102358
But anon, convenient censoring is just that, convenient

>>9102364
GODDAMMIT I AM FIERCE, STOP THIS AND FEAR ME!

>>9102386
And makes the mana flow

>>9102419
No u, enola gay
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>>9102457
>Actual Anon wanting to RP with you
>Deny him
HMMM
I WONDER WHY PEOPLE HATE PAUL
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>>9102259
(There's is actually, perhaps you can start us off?)

>>9102415
Well maybe some people are really busy today, except you and I perhaps? Thankfully the other gems are keeping everything in check, so I don't need to help accompany them, so come I consider this my free time? Why are you here?
>>
>>9102400
No.

>>9102431
We're all about sapping energy from humans, right? Blood, usually. It works with body heat, too. And nothing generates body heat quite like sex.

>>9102442
Good, that's the spirit. Pants off and on your knees. You're eating me out until I tell you to stop.
>>
>>9102416
LD#1543
>>
>>9102502
>That ass
Hnnng fuck yes. I'm getting close honey.
>>
>>9102458
(sorry again, this paul thing really kills it for me. I'll be back on when this is over.)
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>>9102498
Morrigan defended him in one of his tantrums and Paul responded with ''Fuck off''
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>>9102504
Only mootanon cared about him
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>>9102505
Conveniently makes me into a pervert, so it's your fault.
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>>9102502
In the mood to shitpost like a fucking retard though
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>>9102507
Nonon is perflat.
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>>9102525
>You're eating me out until I tell you to stop.
WOW
GODMODDING?
IN

M Y

ERP
THREAD?
IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK!
>>
>>9102528
I already got told to fuck off, it's fine and I really don't want to try being nice to this guy.
>>
>>9102507
Futa Nonon, when did you start jumping onto the drama boat?
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>>9102507
I always feel kinda bad for some anons who fall for him. But then there are times where others know who he is and still feel like trying for some ungodly reason
>pokes the bikini bottom
>>
1-3: Anime
4-6: RP 2B to spite Paul
7-9: Play more Yakuza
0: Continue to watch the flames in silence
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>>9102373
10/10
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>>9102544
Hey look on the bright side. Atleast the pics are fapable.
>>
>>9102505
Nice misquote, motto gay
>>
>>9102554
What a surprise. You have no idea what godmodding is.
>>
>>9102525
>The man slips out of his pants and removes his boxers, letting his cock free as he kneels down in front of Marceline.
Make me yours~
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>>9102532
>(owww, ok then)
>>9102554
>(:c)
>>
>>9102513
(Yeah no problem. Give me a second.)
>>
>>9102256
>Anon breathes heavily from Asriel's oral sacking, his dick grows ever so harder by each Bob
T-that it, m-my lady, please c-continue to pleasure me and yourself.
>>
>>9102541
The period of time before his ban, where anyone shat on him as they liked, was fun
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>>9102562
I've been on the drama boat since I was in HG, silly!
>>9102569
>Bikini bottom pokes back
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>>9102573
What'cha gonna watch Mecha
>>
It's dark, your heart is racing. Are you in trouble? Are you gonna be hurt? 'No' your mind says you've been here before. The pounding heart is exhilaration for where you're going. You remember the blindfold was placed on you not 3 minutes ago.
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Oh yeah. Card.
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>>9102434
Yup! I wanted to give a test run of Galko before I added her!

>>9102470
>I nodded with a soft smile, trying ignore the throbbing pain in the back of my head as I gently rubbed it, careful not to mess up my hair.
Yeah.. I can be clumsy at times. My hair look alright?
>I ask, turning back around and shaking it out for the Anon, my vanilla scent wafting towards him.

>>9102492
>I blinked as I stared at him before smiling wide and nodding. My breasts bounced with my eager movements as I looked up at him.
Yes! I knew you sounded suspicious!
>>
>>9102586
Don't take my fucking character and then post stupid fucking passive agressive :c faces at me your cunt

Yeah, I played femasriel long before you crawled out of /v/

Read a fucking book you idiot
>>
>>9102602
I didn't know you came from HG. Anyways you used to avoid this stuff so I was wondering why you joined in this time.
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>>9102603
Fuck if I know, I'll figure it out
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>>9102525
... Okay, I can do sex.
>His eyes move down and back up her figure in a quick glance.
Yeah. Definitely.
>>
>Monday Nunday
This is a stupid fucking thread
Op you are fucking dumb
Nunday is Sunday
NIGGER
>>
>>9102626
>Filename
god damnit Paul
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>>9102542
Conveniently makes you a nerd that can't keep it in his pants.

>>9102578
In mobile posting hell during a thunderstorm blackout. Lick my tenta-nuts.
>>
>>9102617
Cool! Hey, you in the mood for finishing up that theater session with Mercedes? Or are you just in a Galko mood tonight?
>>
>>9102607
>Calls out into the darkness
Hey...what's going on? Hello?
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>>9102633
Because Paul is a tard that even I,another tard can laugh at.
It's a good feeling.
>>
>>9102478
>He followed behind the small woman as she searched his place, knowing that he was clean but still nervous. At least he could admire the view from behind her, she had some curves on her. As she looked around his room, he sat on his bed, zoning out until she introduced herself.
Oh! I'm Anon, but my friends call me A. You looking for something in particular ma'am?
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>>9102626
>>9102647
>He was thinking ahead
>He didn't even last a single day
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>>9102626
>(jesus, at least you are better than adachi)
>(and yes, thats a compliment, bb)
>>
>>9102617
>Anon watches as her hair shakes, her golden strands waving. He catches another whiff of her sent and takes it in subtly.

Um -l-l-looks great. You have some nice hair.

>He forgets himself for a second and something manages to slip out

Smells really nice.
>>
>>9102653
Well, I guess you can laugh at him, I was just surprised. Care to laugh from my lap?
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>>9102586
>Takes FemAsriel away from this burning pit.
>>
>>9102513
Same reason as you, really. Free time. Just wanted to relax and get caught up on some reading before my shift starts, and I figured the beach was as good a place as any.
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>>9102649
I'm always a nerd, but the second part is true! You know who else is a nerd? You of course.
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>>9102675
I said go read a book you cunt

Get on it
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>>9102678
Maybe later.
I'm too busy eating this popcorn as I watch Paul lose his mind.
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>>9102675
>at least you are better than adachi
Bullshit.
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>>9102583
Not a chance, fuckslave. You're the one trying to compete for my attention, aren't you? Start licking and maybe I'll consider it.
>she reaches around to the back of his head, grabbing a fistful of hair and shoving his face into her bare pussy

>>9102639
I dunno what you're waiting for, cutie. Why don't I come over there and you can show me how much sex has changed in the past hundred years?
>the vampire girl reaches out and plants an icy kiss on his lips, pressing herself against his comparatively fiery body
>>
For the first time I feel bad for Paul.
>>
>>9102635
Go get your Digimon on
>>
>>9102478
>He knew... Enough about robots, at least enough to do some standard maintenance, but what she was experiencing? Obviously some sort of memory issue.
>But after the harrowing ride back to the workshop, he was more than happy to leave the car behind, following her inside.
You see a lot of things in alleys. Some that would require more context than others.
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>>9102704
Nigga BEST be sharing.
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>>9102704

Mind if I have some?
>>
>>9102704
That will last all night, I just wanted to be a good chair and get some band rump.
>>
>>9102617
>Anon let out sigh of relief as she believed it. He supposed around Galko you could only be yourself. So he tried that.
Anyway, you wanna hang out lunch time?
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>>9102714
The only time I felt bad for Paul was when everyone was basically stealing characters off his card just to fuck with him and he didn't do anything wrong that day.
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>>9102714
Don't lie.
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>>9102715
I have every season of Digimon and YGO downloaded and at the ready
But why would I be gay and watch Digimon dude
I did always want to bang Angewoman though
>>
>>9102649
Excuses, excuses, tsk tsk~
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>>9102714
Don't.
He chose to reveal who he was.
If he was intelligent, he wouldn't have done that.
>>9102722
>>9102724
>Shares
>>9102738
Band rump is comfy where she is right noooow though.
>>
>>9102744
What did he do wrong today anyways? From what I see he actually tried to pick up a new ava and instantly got shit on.
>>
>>9102744
When did that ever happen.

>>9102747
I am not.
I legit feel bad for him.
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>>9102698
Wow, that is rude. Do you know how expensive it was for laser eye surgery on 11 eyes?

>>9102755
Tsk tsk yourself you gay.
>>
>>9102772
He went oversperg when he was revealed instead of ignoring people and just ERPing.
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>>9102599
>asriel keeps licking it while she looks at his eyes, then she puts the dick on her mouth, wrapping her tongue around the dick
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>>9102753
Dare you to try and watch more than one episode of GX

>>9102768
>Noms popcorn.
You play futa Nonon right? Think you'd like to break on of my trap avas sometime?
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BUM BUM BUM

All you have to do
It's ignore the shitposts
But
I don't think I'll be able to help you anymore. Even If it was a little. Someone I really care about it's mad at me because I helped you. So I think I'll simply delete you now.
I hope you can find your inner peace once again and you can stop being an asshole in the threads or to the people who want to help you.
I'd like to help you but I can help someone who doesn't want to be helped and I'd rather delete you than lose someone important. Good Bye.

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

BUM BUM BUM

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
>>
>>9102768
But you can both mock paul, and do more for the thread then him at the same time
>>
>>9102804
Shut up Treat
>>
>>9102602
>kissus bikini bottom
>>
>>9102712
>He lets out a muffled moan as his lips meet her cunt. Within a few seconds, he's rubbing his tongue up and down her slit to get her wet and ready for the eventual tonguefucking she would receive.
>>
>>9102790
I think that's the cutest Gazer image I've ever seen, cute enough I dont' even feel perverted. But you are still a nerd and you should wear gazer glasses more
>>
>>9102695
This is wonderful place to be at, just seeing the ocean waves splash upon the sand is a sight to behold, especially when my feet are in it. This world is such a wonder, I want to know more about, perhaps you can show me more about this place?
>>
>>9102828
Are you retarded?
>>
>>9102804
List of people poopie pen Paul ran away
DMG
Fronk
Treat
DMG again
Row
DMG again.
Anyone I miss?
>>
>>9102753
Digimon's a pretty good ride my dude, except for Young Hunters
Plus you get all of the Angewoman, Rosemon, and Lalamon tits you could ever want
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>>9102793
>When you realize Paul could've just deflected the claim by putting up the very reasonable claim that "Paul would never pick up a weeb character".
>>
>>9102656
Well... I want you... too...
>she finally overcomes the thought of asking such a naughty question
Fuck me! Fuck me like one of those sluts I saw you do in the alleyway! I want to feel your erect member slide upon my moist cunt!
>>9102720
Yeah, so... who was she? was she just a slut or...
>her mind began to doze off again, this time her sleeping by his side, doing every command, never letting him go. She finally found the table where she gets maintenence done to her, and tries to lie on her back without thinking of him pumping it into her
Just quickly, strap me in!
>>
>>9102804
>be a fucking idiot
>someone cuts you loose
What'd you expect?
>>
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>>9102375
Okay, let me go through all of this.
>She takes a breath before starting.
I can respect a fisherman, but not one who does it for a business. I mean, you're wholesale slaughtering fish.
We eat sea plants. Fish are friends, not food.
And I don't know what you're speaking, but I'm just talking normally. I guess there's some magic? I don't know.
>She pauses.
Do you just want to talk? I'd love to.

>>9102302
(It sounds like it might be fun! You'd kind of be self-inserting into my life.)
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>>9102772
He went on ANOTHER shitpost rampage.
>>9102798
>Yep, I do that!~
>I might be interested in a trap, too.
>>9102809
But Anoooooooooooooon..........
>>9102858
Exactly!
He didn't have to reveal himself.
It's his OWN damn fault.
>>
>>9102712
>The moment her cold lips touch his, he puts his arms around her and hugs her tightly, eager to feel her body against his. One hand moves down her back to her rear and grabs her butt with a tight squeeze.
>>
>>9102853
Ok but Row is like the worst
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>>9102853
That one was Morrigan

Also you're missing Ribbon
>>
>>9102859
shoot, forgot my image!
>>
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>>9102694
Oh, thank y-... WHAT THE, WHO, WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO LOOK LIKE ME?!
>FemAsriel screams when she discovers the shocking fact that she has a male version
>>
>>9102804
At this point in time you're just being a desperate parasite. A lowlife being that should consider a noose. Your life is a mistake, your father was a mistake and your mother was a mistake. Only an entire family of inbreds could possibly bring forth such an amalgamation of nature.
One might wonder what possibly went wrong in the gene pool, but it's already obvious. The problem was already there in the form of lacking chromosomes.
>>
>>9102877
>Morrigan tried to help this monster
>>
>>9102858
Because even if he knows what'll happen when he's outed, he can't resist it. He wants the recogition, it's why he's outed himself before
>>
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>>9102650
Probably just doin Galko tonight since I'll only be RP'n another hour or so! I can do Mercedes tomorrow for ya tho!

>>9102676
>I give a sigh of relief as I turn back around, smiling now.
Whew! And thanks. I'm tryin a new shampoo so I was unsure just how much it'd hold ya know?

>>9102740
You can eat with us, sure! My friends and I usually just eat in here. I made some curry today if ya want some
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>>9102858
>And then Treat posts DM screenshots

hahahahaahahhaha yes easy!
>>
>>9102871
Nonoooooon, I'll suck your cock when this episode finishes?
>>
>>9102795
Ah!
>Anon has no words to say, he was too busy orgasming over his dick being covered in her long, thick, goat tongue
>>
I actually leave the thread for once but I come back to this?
Paul bls stob
also hey /erp/, what's hangin
>>
>>9102853
Row? That guy? For real?
>>
>>9102885
>chromosomes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbMn6qsT3bc
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>>9102838
Luckily I don't have to, so bite the big one you dork. And few images exist. I disintegrated the rest.
>>
>>9102702
(No thanks, books are boring :3c)
>>9102706
(But is true)
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>>9102513
>Beach City, a quaint little coastal area with a soothing vibe around it. Anon was just passing through but decided to take a stroll on the pier, he heads down the boardwalk and notices how odd everyone was, they were all cheery but it was a real sense of joy and unlike the rest of the world it was entertaining and somehow only made him want to stay. Anon walked from the pier and down to the beach, the blue waves slowly and gently rocking back and forth crashing softly against the rocks, his steps met by soft white sand, as he headed down the beach he noticed a gate and just stared at it with curiosity wondering what was behind the fence.
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>>9102790
I Spit On Your G̶r̶a̶v̶e̶ Gazeye, fucking dork.
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>>9102798
I mean, it has Asuka in it. I can manage it for that when I get to it.

>>9102855
I'm just memeing Digimon's the shit. Don't forget Lilithmon dude what're you gay?

>>9102922
WHATTA FUCKIN'
CUTIE
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>>9102706
>>9102675
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>>9102893
Morrigan is too pure.
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>>9102922
You want me to bite your butt? That's the only 'big one' I know of nerdio
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>>9102922
>returns from shadows and Kissus Gazer once more
Had to leave sorry cutie.~
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>>9102902
Hopefully I'll be able to find the time tomorrow, but we probably only had a couple of posts left anyways. Hope it works out! See you then, maybe!
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>>9102853
Jiro defended and tried to help Paul until he too learned that Paul is beyond redemption
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>>9102905
Literally where?
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>>9102953
Morrigan is a stupid faggot who should stop being naive.
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>>9102882
Look like YOU?! I'm sorry girl, but why are you trying to look like ME?!
>Asriel yelled, expressing his disgruntled mood at her statement to claim he was a fraud.
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Anyone have that meme that listed the drama events that happened in the past month? the one with the countdown of time since paul was unbanned
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>>9102975

Hey, he tries to make this a better place. Be nice.
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>>9102842
>He shrugs and smiles at the giant woman, tucking his book under his arm and sitting up a bit from his reclined position.
Sure, I guess. What exactly do you want to know about?
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>>9102858
He enjoys the drama dear anon. He lives for it, like all parasites he needs a host body. Someone or something to drain the life out of. He needs us to survive. Little known fact is that Paul may not be able to get away with actions like this in his real life, but he's just as loathed. He doesn't understand human to human interaction yet, like everyone else he craves it. He lives off of it.
Sad really, I quite enjoy the robot, as well as the large chested demon.
But alas his burning teenage angst and his self hatred for himself from his lack of basic social skins ruined that for me. Maybe in another time, another life.
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>>9102974
>Open DM
>Literally just take a screenshot
wow

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IT'S IGNORE THE SHITPOSTS
BUT
I DON'T THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO HELP YOU ANYMORE. EVEN IF IT WAS A LITTLE. SOMEONE I REALLY CARE ABOUT IT'S MAD AT ME BECAUSE I HELPED YOU. SO I THINK I'LL SIMPLY DELETE YOU NOW.
I HOPE YOU CAN FIND YOUR INNER PEACE ONCE AGAIN AND YOU CAN STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE IN THE THREADS OR TO THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO HELP YOU.
I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU BUT I CAN HELP SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE HELPED AND I'D RATHER DELETE YOU THAN LOSE SOMEONE IMPORTANT. GOOD BYE.

>>9102983
That countdown was off by two days
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>>9102864
Well the fish get sold and feed people who need to eat something. I don't know much about mermaid society, are you guys not capitalists? What about the fish that eat other fish? Are they disliked for not being vegetarians?
>Anon decides to just chat with her about mermaids.
And if you have any questions about humans, you can ask me.
>Questioning a real live human, an opportunity Ariel has never had before.
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>>9102953
the purest of the avas
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>>9102996
does it matter? i just want to add today's events onto it
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>>9102835
>Marcy moans quietly as she forces his face deeper into the honeypot between her legs, encouraging him to lap up all of her juices
Hurry it up, slave. I don't have all day.

>>9102875
>she bites her lip, placing her hands flush against his chest and pressing her groin against his
Ooh. Wanna try something with my ass, human?
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>>9102996
It's not in the thread, tardo.
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>>9102994
Seriously fuck off DMG
I will never give you my goth demon tiddies so fuck off

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IT'S IGNORE THE SHITPOSTS
BUT
I DON'T THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO HELP YOU ANYMORE. EVEN IF IT WAS A LITTLE. SOMEONE I REALLY CARE ABOUT IT'S MAD AT ME BECAUSE I HELPED YOU. SO I THINK I'LL SIMPLY DELETE YOU NOW.
I HOPE YOU CAN FIND YOUR INNER PEACE ONCE AGAIN AND YOU CAN STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE IN THE THREADS OR TO THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO HELP YOU.
I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU BUT I CAN HELP SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE HELPED AND I'D RATHER DELETE YOU THAN LOSE SOMEONE IMPORTANT. GOOD BYE.

>>9103017
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IT'S IGNORE THE SHITPOSTS
BUT
I DON'T THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO HELP YOU ANYMORE. EVEN IF IT WAS A LITTLE. SOMEONE I REALLY CARE ABOUT IT'S MAD AT ME BECAUSE I HELPED YOU. SO I THINK I'LL SIMPLY DELETE YOU NOW.
I HOPE YOU CAN FIND YOUR INNER PEACE ONCE AGAIN AND YOU CAN STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE IN THE THREADS OR TO THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO HELP YOU.
I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU BUT I CAN HELP SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE HELPED AND I'D RATHER DELETE YOU THAN LOSE SOMEONE IMPORTANT. GOOD BYE.
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>>9102996
Can you please don't copy paste our private conversations? If you actually care that I tried to help you, stop this.
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>>9102994

I say Holmes, remarkable!
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>>9102859
H-hey, what I do on weekends is none of your business, officer.
>Trying to pick her up, his hands dug into her soft thighs, hefting up the robotic policewoman to sit her fat ass on the table.
Though you have a much better figure...
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>>9102871
Card related! I only have two male avas really

>>9102941
You are a stronger man than I.
UNTIL THEN, or whenever Nonon takes her pants off, I AM OFF
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>>9102941
>>9102957
>>9102954
I HATE YOU ALL, YOU'RE ALL JUST THE WORST.
I'm going to watch horrible TV shows and contemplate my life choices. Good night.
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>>9102902
Um...yeah it...smelled really nice

>God her smile was great. And her figure is great too. Anon wondered why she even bothered talking to some skinny loser like him. Maybe he could keep talking to her, but about what?

Um...your skin looks really soft too!
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>>9103037
You made the decision to interact with Paul and now you are facing the consequences.
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>>9103037
He doesn't. He considers the people who try to help him flavor of the months
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>>9103023
>I deny that 2B is me
>Treat takes a screenshot
>THEN then screenshot is in the thread
WOW VERY COMPLICATED HUH?
YES THIS IS HARD TO COMPREHEND
I MIGHT NEED TO SEARCH THIS ON THE GOOGLE

>>9103037
Stop trying to be the hero
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>>9103064
You love me, your perverted room mate. Enjoy your shows and I'll see that big butt later.
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>>9103063
I want to jerk off that catboy.
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>>9103037
https://youtu.be/Wz_DNrKVrQ8
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>>9103063
You're supposed to show them how fat Majalis' ass is you dumb broad
Maybe you can even take their horse with it
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>>9103064
>Hugs Gazer and carries her into his bedroom opening netflix on his smart tv
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>>9103089
You do a really fuckin' bad job of playing the victim homie lmao
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>>9103089
You know what to do paul, screenshot everything you've said to them and post it here for revenge.
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>>9103089
>stop trying to be the hero
Lmao, leave 'em alone and stop tryna be the hero you edgy, ass small child.
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>>9102859
W-what? Excuse me but.. aren't you.... isn't this.... is this even...
>He was confused, but not unwilling. He'd seen her around the city and she was a nice piece of ass. He leaned back and gestured her over to himself.
How about you show me how much you want it~?
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>>9103063
Would you be willing to play Harley? I asked about doing a session with her having her way with an unwilling anon a few days ago but didn't get the chance to do it. I can go find the starter that I wrote if you'd like.
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>>9102929
>Over the fence, the sound of a woman singing can be heard. The voice sounded very beautiful, as if it was the voice of a goddess

>>9102992
Why I would love to know about the landscapes and the customs of this world, but what I want to know about your species. Like you "males," What do you have? (Gonna go and take a shower, I'll be back.)
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>>9103089
You should have just denied it.
Are you actually retarded Paul?
Why did you take the bait?
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>>9103063
Do you have a Discord?
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Why is treat so based?
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>>9102902
Oh, well I do like curry. I kinda forgot my lunch home.
> He blushed a bit at the confession.
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>>9102908
>Asriel moves her hand to his cock and start jerking him off while still sucking it
>still moving her tongue around to taste his dick
>>9102980
STOP TRYING TO COPY ME, there's only one goddess of hyperdeath and that is me, you faker
>Her expression turns into an angry expression while she hears the words of the "faker"
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>>9103156
Well be in his place, if he would deny it then still people will suspect of him.
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>>9103031
All this time and you still believe I'm that mage? Bah! Away with you, I have no time for "dark arts". All I wanted to do was prove to you that this is nothing but your fault dear Paul. That even with more support than most you still fail. You're a failure, let it be embedded on you. Now I say that but from the looks of it you wear it as a badge of honor. Which only proves my point, you feed of this drama like a leech. You don't want to be redeemed. You want to be the bad guy. Congratulations, a ticket tape parade is on it's way. Good day to you, and may you choke on your next meal.

>>9103044
Away with you rat with wings. I have little higher praise to speak to you. But I haven't the time or effort to waste on it. And I'm afraid of the erection you'll be given at being talked down to.
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>>9103020
>Feeling her groin against his, he immediately pushes back and lets her feel a firm bulge of obvious arousal. He then grins and places both hands on said ass, squeezing it hard.
A vampire's ass does sound very tempting... but I'm a bit more oldfashioned than that.
>he then lets go of her rear and grabs the bottom of her shirt, and pulls it up to strip her upper body.
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>>9102941
I knew there was some titties I forgot, my bad broseph
Go hook yourself up then, catch some that Tri the kids are raving about
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desu people would have realized it the moment 2B started using tildes and calling their partners 'sluts~'
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>>9103198
He could have just said "Paul doesn't do weeb shit!"
He didn't.
>>9103208
Fucking brilliant, Holmes.
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>>9102675
>better than Adachi
I didn't think you could get any more fucking retarded. Adachi is much better than either of you.
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>>9103208

...Ow.

Yeah, well...Batman is a better detective anyway.
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>>9103234
Hi Adachi
>>
it is time to post
>yfw you aren't Paul
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>>9103194
Goddess? Faker?!
>Asriel slapped his hand against his face as he laughed at her words, obviously take her seriousness as a complete joke.
Uh, News flash, it's GOD of Hyperdeath, and that would me ME! Get it right! I don't care how good you look in that getup, but you can't fool the true god here.
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>>9103156
>Deny it
>Treat posts screenshots and I still get shitposted anyway because treat is a backstabbing cunt
You're not smart are you

>>9103208
I AM the bad guy, you cunt

ugh just fucking go back to ignoring me DMG, that worked out better for the both of us

>>9103232
And then Treat will post screenshots
FUCKING BRILLIANT
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>>9103232
Then people would say "That is exactly what Paul would say". Besides I think 2B is more vidyan rather than weeb. Also surely people will ask for a timestamp so they can trust the ava. Like what happened with Ariel.
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>>9103253
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>>9103109
Preeeetty gay anon. You okay with it being gay?

>>9103116
It's not that bi-
... Horse?

>>9103150
Find the opener! Just tired up in a thing at the moment. I'll write a reply when I can.

>>9103182
Is the space pope reptilian?
Dark Magician Girl#3213
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>>9103194
>>9103254
Just fuck already
acting like a married couple over here
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>>9103245
Have the gif version homie.
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>>9103253
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>>9103255
>>Treat posts screenshots
Okay
where?
Reply to their posts.
If you say anything along the lines of "scroll up retard" then you have no proof to this claim.
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>>9103255
So post screenshots of treat and get them back?
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>>9103255
Well, maybe you shoud leave, fucker.
We clearly don't want you.
>>9103271
The point being, he took the bait.
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>>9102959
Hope it does too! ciao Anon!

>>9103073
>smiled at that, looking down at myself as I reached up, gently cupping my huge breasts as I rest my fingers on my cleavage.
You noticed? I've been using a more expensive lotion for a bit now since I've been tanning more.

>>9103192
>smiled wide, nodding and giving him a wink of confidence.
Then you can definitely have some of mine! I always make extra just in case.
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>>9103287

Ah, thank you.
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>>9103020

>Marcy is actually playing tonight.

Oh fuck. I always wanted to fuck that tight little ass.
>>
I like that Treat never even had to say Paul himself

>>9103271
Paul has called Mercy a loli before, he's not too bright
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>>9103307
The other point is that the community is witch hunting.
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>>9103215
>chuckling softly to herself, she allows the human to take off her top and expose her pale gray breasts
Nothing wrong with traditions, mortal. Just make sure you've innovated them.
>Marceline grabs the waist of his pants, eagerly pulling them down and making his stiff dick pop out from his underwear
How about you show me all of those innovations?
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>>9103274
It's perfectly fine with me. If I can give Sponty a great handjob, then there's no reason why I can't do the same to a subby little cat.
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>>9103307
Don't you dare post soldiers at me unless you wanna fucking MGE me you shitbag

>>9103293
I'm not retarded

>>9103321
Stop samefagging
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>>9103274
>Horse?
NONON I THINK SOMEONE WANTS TO MEET ORPHELLIA
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>>9103147
Please! I'll do anything for that rock hard cock of yours! I'd deep-throat it until the sun rises, and maybe again! I'd let you tie me up and use me as your personal toy! just let me feel it in me for once!
>>9103057
Well... Maybe I should show you some of the features of my last update...
>she takes off her clothes, showing the soft, rubber skin of her body. She had all that you'd see on your average sex toy, but better. her hyper-realistic tits, her tight ass, and her moist pussy were lubed and gave a good smell in the air, making you even more turned on
I can't take it anymore!
>she tackles anon on point, rips his clothes off and forces him down
How about I show you a good time?~
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>>9103337
Oh yeah, you play tf2
People still play tf2?
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>>9103337
They fucked with you, why not fuck with them back? Treat betrayed your trust and the only logical response is to do the same. Only DMG gets attacked for betraying you, no one else so they all feel they can get away with it scot free. Calling them in the thread does nothing Paul.
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>>9103337
I have no idea what that means.
Thanks for giving me new pictures for my Soldier ava, though :^)
>>9103348
MOM, I'M BUSY SHITPOSTING
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>>9103089
You added me and I thought you really wanted help because of it. Just so you know. I don't 'hate' you. I do have a bit of faith in you but I don't know what to think right now.

I didn't chase you to grab you and be the 'hero'
So shake those thoughts off your head.

>>9103081
>>9103082
I guess I should've noticed when he started to insult me in private over little things.
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>>9103232
And a thank you to you.

>>9103255
You're in fault, you've just admitted it. Why riddle me this. Why are you trying in that case? Don't answer that, I don't wish to know more about your twisted mind. I already said good day. Don't make me repeat myself.

And I make a bow to the other that gave me the sweet embrace of a "(you)". But until I'm needed again, I fade into the dark.
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>>9103324
Because people already came up with Paul. And come on, everyone is with the mentality of rping with a new ava and the one behind that ava is Paul. A lot of posters in this thread is paranod.
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>>9103310
Um...it looks..good

>Anon's wandering eyes noticed Galko cupping her breasts. He felt his face turn red and sweat begin to form on his face. His heart was beating way faster now

Um...ah...er...
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>>9103274
>It had been a good ten minutes since Anon had come to, and he was beginning to worry. Despite the fact that Gotham was one of the supervillain capitals of the world, he had never really expected anything to happen to him directly. But here he was, chained up in some abandoned warehouse, his mouth duct taped so that he couldn't even call out for help. And whichever criminal had captured him, they couldn't even be bothered to keep half an eye on him to greet him when he woke up. At this point, his only hope was that it wasn't one of the city's deadlier villains who had captured him. Maybe if it was Killer Moth or Crazy Quilt he would be able to simply talk his way out. Nothing left to do now but hope for the best.
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>>9103274
>Tfw DMG has two of the few trap avas in the thread.
You genius, the catboy has been on my list for a while now.
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>>9103362
Not really. Those who still play it are legitimately retarded.
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>>9103254
HOW DARE YOU, touching the face of a goddess is a sin that must be punished! also, people say that gods are NOT real, but no one says if goddess are real or not, so the one with advantage here is me!
>the ACT of her male version drives her crazy
>She cannot accept the existence of other god
>>9103279
Me? fucking with the faker? pff, that joke is not even funny
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Is nazi boy here~
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>>9103020
>He nods as best he can with her hand on his head and begins pushing his tongue past her lips and into her warm passage, licking up as much of her slick nectar as he can. As he does so, he lifts his hands to her thighs and starts squeezing them.
>>
So anyone watching RAW right now?
I mean it's shit and SmackDown is better but is anyone else watching?
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>>9103377
Then delete your folder because you're never needed here you attention whoring cunt

HRRR HRRU LOOOK AT ME I HATE PAUL I FUNNY!!!!

>>9103372
>I want to ava as soldier, the most popular character in TF2's competitive scene
>Lolwhats an MGE?
Fucking IRON HIGHLANDER IDIOTS SHAKING MY HEAD

UGH YOU DON'T DESERVE

>>9103374
You already gave up
Stop making an ass out of yourself

>>9103371
Because I don't do that shit anymore?
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>>9103371
>Only DMG gets attacked for betraying you
Stop samefagging
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>>9103154
>The man looks puzzled for a moment, but returns to being friendly and willing to help almost immediately. The alien woman seemed kindly enough, but he still didn't want to risk annoying a member of a technologically superior alien race.
Er, you might have to be more specific. Are you talking about human biology here? DNA and physiology and all that? I'm... not really an expert in the subject, but I'll try my best to answer your questions.
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>>9103372
>MOM, I'M BUSY SHITPOSTING
GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE GROUNDED
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>>9103495
Please do not post this
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>>9103495
>mfw i thought a worm was coming out of an egg
>mfw i realized it was a dick and it was entering
WHY MUST WE SUFFER FOR PAULS SINS
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>>9103330
(You wanna do the opener or will I? And fair warning cat is more of a power bottom/switch than a sub. But I can roll on the sub side if you want.)

>>9103348
>Hides scared

>>9103388
>The clacking of heels entered the room from afar, just out of sight of the anon strapped down. Confirming that it was at least a female villain. Maybe catwoman? No, she's too quiet. Poison Ivy? No he'd already be dead. Out of the corner of his eye he saw a shimmer of red and black before from the other side a high pitched voice echoes throughout the warehouse before an object swings towards his gut, striking him in his belly.
BATTA UP!
>The voice cried before the intense pain began to echo in him.
Oh looky who's up! How you want your eggs?
>She rips the sticky tape off of his lips with intense force, forcing the pain to course his body as his worse fears were confirmed, The criminal that captured him was none other than Harley Quinn.

>>9103398
Old cat boy was fun to play with. Picked him up once he left. He was my first "male" avas
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>>9103360
>He didn't stop her at all, quite enjoying the view of her exposing her surprisingly voluptuous body to him, reaching out to almost touch her before he was suddenly tackled down to the floor and forcibly stripped!
Agh! Careful you don't crack my head open or anything!
>But his cock did betray him, grinding up against her synthetic body as she sat atop him on the workshop floor.
Nfh... And if giving a cutie police woman a good fuck is a good time, I'd be all for it~
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>>9103485
.. Well he's right. If anything the shit should be lighter for DMG, seeing as more and more people prove it's Paul's fault.
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>>9103437
>she lets out a small cry as his tongue plunges inside of her, squeezing his head tightly between her thighs while he massaged them
Good job, mortal! Keep this up and maybe you'll be lucky enough to make me cum.
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>>9103515
>WHY MUST WE SUFFER BECAUSE ANONYMOUS DECIDED TO POST A CRINGe INDUCING WEBM
ftfy
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>>9103524
You can do the opener if you want. And either or is fine by me.
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>>9103524
>Sherlock leaves
>Suddenly DMG is RPing again

REALLY
MAKES
YOU
THINK
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>>9103495
Delete this before Owain see's it and gets ideas.
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>>9103561
>Someone asks someone else to RP in an RP thread
>They RP
Holy shit.
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>>9103495
why would you post this
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>>9103328
>He puts up no resistance as she pulls his pants down, and his dick flops into view, stiff as wood and pointing straight at her.
I'll be happy to show you lots of things. But first... always wondered about a vampire's body.
>He leans down and plants his face in her chest. His mouth catches a gray breast and engulfs her cold nipple just as he places a hand on the other, and he fondles her chest with sucking and squeezing, induling in her cool body.
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>>9103561
Hey when are you going to actually rp? I still have the hots for 2B and Morrigan isn't around
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>>9103384
>I looked up at him, tilting my head with a bit of a worried look on my face, my hands not leaving my breasts as they still jiggled a bit.
Something wrong Anon? You look warm..
>I leaned forward now, reaching up to put my hand against his forehead.
Wow! You're burning up! You should see the nurse!
>>
Damn. These shitposter bastards are gonna pay for shitting up my thread.
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>>9103432
Now you're just making things up! If gods aren't real then the same thing should be said about goddesses! Besides, don't you know that gods are better than goddesses?
>He ACTed in ignorance, trying to press on her last nerve. Truly if this faker had the temperament of a goddess she'll more than likely crack. He didn't mind the existence of another god, he just wanted to put himself above all others.
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>>9103581
Hey LD how's it hanging?
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>>9103592
Save us Duke, I cant' deal with this autism anymore.
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>>9103587
You missed >>9103374 apparently
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>>9103588
I really need to fuck Galko sometime.
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>>9103495
(Hmm...)
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>>9103618
>doesn't know what that's supposed to tell me
so uh.....is that a no?
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>>9103556
>(I'ma just do a generic turbo slut opening, I got no real ideas.
>With a swing of his wide girly hips the cat eyes the anon with half lit eyes. Hands on his hips and a gaze locked on anon he takes a few steps towards him, making sure to put UNF into every step. Once he's close enough to him he leans in, a smug little smirk on his face as he speaks.
You wanna jerk me off is it?
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>>9103360
(Sorry Anon but I gotta eat. Will you be here later?)
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>>9103495
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>9103524
>After a few seconds of gasping and trying to regain his breath, he lets out a few small yelps of terror, closing his eyes and shying away from Harley's gaze, almost as if hoping she was just some kind of bad dream. It would be better if she were- where there's smoke, there's fire, and in this case, the fire was a certain pale, green-haired psychopath.
L-listen, I don't know why you and Joker have me here, but I don't have anything you'd want! I don't work for the city or anything, I just take photos! Please don't hurt me!
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>>9103631
Nigga
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>>9103592
If this shit legit I will TAKE that virginity away. I was hyped last night when two anons posted the Duke idea at the same time.
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>>9103588
>Anon was now clearly oogling her breasts, feeling guilty while doing so. He shook his head slowly and said

Uh NO! I'm just...uh...tired yeah that's it. I didn't get enough sleep last night.
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>>9103584
>Marcy gasps as her nipple rapidly begins to harden in his mouth, being showered with the love and attention her breasts deserved
D-Don't make me wait!
>his continued attack on her breasts was making her undeniably horny, and she brought a hand between her legs to quietly pleasure herself
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>>9103592

DUKE NUKEM!

You're my hero!
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>>9103642
Morrigan is literally RIGHT THERE

Alternatively you can annoy me at >>9102528

>>9103669
Literally fuck off mate
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>>9103611
Hey anon. Just chillin, lurkin, havin a giggle.
But sh, I'm not here.
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>>9103495
I thought this was an apple for some reason.
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>>9103495
I have fapped to this 3 times in my life. Thanks for posting it again.
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>>9103682
>Not here.
>Can see her fat ass from miles away
uhh......I mean I guess
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>>9103625

This.

>that thick ass

HNNNNGGGGGGg
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>>9103668
(Gave me ideas but I wouldn't fap to it. Mostly because 3D + dirty.)
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>>9103631
>This is the future the Hoshidans want
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>>9103551
>He begins thrusting his tongue in and out of her cunt in earnest now, doing his best to keep his speed up and the thrusts even. Meanwhile, he slowly moves one of his hands between her legs and gently touches the vampire's clit with the tip of his finger, just to gauge her reaction.
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>>9103669
It's literally one of the very, very few lewds of DOOK that actually looks decent.)

>>9103679
Thanks, chicken boy. Eat your greens and maybe you'll grow up to be half as damned good as me.
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>>9103536
Yeeess. don't let your fear hold you back focus on the pleasre...
>she was in the samw field of emotions as him, startled by the fact it made her plain out rape a guy, but she can't think about anything but the hard, loving cock thrusting inside her, rubbing her slick cunt as it clenched onto his large cock
Ohhhhhh. mmmph. I don't want this to end~
>>9103650
Yeah, I have to go in an hour or so, so make sure you both know where we were so we could get back on track next time. <3
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>>9103625
>>9103705
Well I'll prob be adding her to my card here soon! <3

>>9103675
Sleep is super important you know! I try to get more but I always end up tired in the mornings anyway..
>I barely took noticed of his staring and sat back down, my heavy breasts bouncing in the two layer uniform.
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>>9103718
I would read a Duke ERP just for the quotes honestly, I don't even need to see dick.
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>>9103665
Mista Jay?
>She questions as her head darts around, looking for the man in question, making sure he wasn't around before she looks back at the tired up anon, smile on her painted face. Every swivel of her head slaps the anon with the balls atop of her hat almost comically.
Oh, puddin' isn't here. He's been SOOOOOO busy lately. I had to get out, have some... fun~
>She rings out as she almost dances around anon, baseball bat in hand she eyes anon down, half lit eyes glued on him as she spoke
I don't want no photos.. well, maybe one to keep as a reminder. I want fun. And YOU'RE gunna give it to me!
>She reached forward, grasping his crotch and rolling the full sack around in the palm of her hand. Roughly jerking him about even before undressing him.
You're okay with a little fun rightyo?~
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>>9103718
Don't need lewds silly goose. Just get normal art. There's tons of the man with BALLS OF STEEL
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>>9103495
Wow.
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>>9103715
>Marcy yelps when his finger touches her button, sending shivers through her already cold body
Careful! I'm already close. Unless you want to please your mistress so quickly...
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>>9103766
>Anon laughs

Y-yeah sleep is important. I really need to sleep with you...

>Anon's face went bright red now and his eyes widened as he realised what he said

I M-MEAN I NEED TO SLEEP MORE
>>
Is Morrigan here?
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>>9103766
Awesome!
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>>9103819
I want DMG to FUCK this vampire! Mostly for meme reasons.
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>>9103603
Why do you think that? gods just jerk off while watching the mortals change clothes or watching mortals fucking others, while goddess fuck them without their permission
>She tries to make herself sound better than the "faker", just by saying bad stuff about gods
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Hypothetical

>Treat calls out that 2B is me
>Deny it and try to typefuck
>Still get shitposted
>Even if I literally ignore it all, just the THOUGHT that it's me means the only anons who would even try me are the one liner retards who would fuck anything that replies

yeah
Doesn't sound fun
Man why can't people just fuck off and let me do what I'm trying to do like really

Everybody is constantly going all WHAAA WHY DOES PAUL SHITPOST???? And then five minutes later they post AHAHAHE LE POOPY PEN!!!!!!!!

It's fucking hypocritical and I fucking hate you all

god

FUCKING DAMNIT

>>9103893
I want you to jump off a building
and do a flip, for MEME REASONS

>>9103895
ungggh god I love those tits
stop taunting me
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>>9103646
>Trying his best to keep his tongue in his mouth as the femmy little cat bounded towards him, his supple apple bottom swaying to and fro with each swing of his hips, his own internal fire is nearly on par with his by the time the two stand face to face. Not wanting to lose an inch of ground to his advances, he quickly sets the pace, a single hand suddenly shooting forward and grabbing the crotch of the tight-fitting jeans that hugged his hips so wonderfully, pressing his palm into the contained bump in a slow but firm grind as he attempts to awaken it from its slumber.
Mmh, for quite a while now. What guy would want to keep his hands off you when you're walking around looking like that?
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>>9103711
Go away until you get the balls to explain yourself

http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/image/bJ8BlI33NpStiEjuUapkhw/
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>>9103743
(If you've got to go, I might hold this for now too. Don't want to get too into it only to have to stop in the middle!)
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>>9103780
I see enough of those alien dickheads to know that the world doesn't need any more dick out there. Not unless it's coming from the King.

>>9103810
Damn, baby. You one of those Vegas magicians? I know I've seen you at a casino before. Yeah, I paid you a hundred bucks to remember my name and you gave me a lap dance to remember yours. Candi, right? With an "i"?
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>>9103909
I mean, look at Ariel earlier. They got called you, denied it, proved it, now everyone loves them.
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>>9103832
>I blushed red as well, staring wide eyed at him as I leaned back, giggling nervously as I looked away.
I..make that mistake all the time Anon.. no sweat!
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Post butts.
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>>9103677
>Looking up at her from her chest with a smile, he suddenly wraps both arms around her in a tight hold and pushes her down on her ground with his own weight.
>Almost mandhandling her, he grabs her and turns her around so she's on her stomach, then pulls her up until she can support herself on all four limbs while he's behind her. He leans over her, his arms reaching around her body and his hands again going for her breasts, grabbing her cold tits and squeezing them lustfully.
Then let's do it like this...
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>>9103914
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>>9103909
>>Still get shitposted
That's where you're wrong. Even with the Mermaid when people thought it was you, she didn't get much flack. Just said "nah" and we went on with our day. Holy fuck you're dense.
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>>9103909
The only problem is that you undeniably deserve every single shitpost you get because of what a human cesspit you've shown yourself to be.
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>>9103853
Oops! forgot to link it to my post!
Thank ya! I just hope I can do her justice since she's one of my fav chars!
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>>9103949
>>9103933
The thing is that Paul will have to prove himself is not him. Anf if he decides to not provide a proof, he will have a stalker like Owain has his autistic one.
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>>9103947
>Owain admitting that he approaches avas on anon even if they don't want him to

Owain has issues
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>>9103909
Would you just fuck off already? I'M FUCKING TIRED OF YOU ALWAYS SHITPOSTING INSTEAD OF IGNORING ALL OF THIS SHIT. YOU'RE LITERALLY WORSE THAN NOZOMI AT TAKING BAIT I MEAN JEASUS FUCK. WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T YOU ALREADY TIED THAT NOOSE AROUND YOUR NECK. JUST FUCK OFF.
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>>9103929
>Duke has come
Does this mean all the alien avatars are your goal to bang?
After all, has man not dreamt of fucking hot alien babes since he first looked up at the stars?
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>>9103840
I am here. Though I'm not posting in the thread right now because I am busy with something else.

What's the matter?
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>>9103933
That's because they're not me, dipshit

>>9103941
No

>>9103949
Except as soon as I say "Nah", treat just takes screencaps of our DMs
He has a fucking vandetta against me or some shit

For no fucking reason

>>9103953
k

>>9103947
>Owain
>Normal
Pick one

>>9103977
K
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>>9103973
Owain has an entire cast of people who love him and hate him and they always do their best to make the threads about Owain whenever possible

And the egotistical piece of shit gets off on it.
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>>9103941
How about butt heaven?
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>>9103939
Um...s-sorry. Maybe I do need to go to the nurses office.

>Anon gets up, not realising that seeing Galko's breasts bounce up and down like that had caused a bulge to form in his pants

(I'm fading fast, can we continue another day? I know your bringing out Mercedes tomorrow and I actually have something in mind for her)
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>>9103947
See that's great and all, but what if you're actually not Owain.

I've been accused of that like 3 times, and I'm literally not.
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>>9103990
>Owain
>Not normal
Atleast he functions unlike you.
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>>9103947
>Owain thinking he's Yusuke

He's Kamoshida and everyone who hasn't been taken in by his fake nice guy act knows it
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>>9103975
>Owain admitting that he approaches avas on anon
Yes
>Even if they don't want him to
No
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>>9104005
FUCK I wish that was me
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>>9103990
>For no fucking reason
Do you honestly think you've done no wrong?
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>>9104010
same, i can't make decent sized starters anymore without getting shit posted
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>>9103990
who are you even and why are you so mad?
>>
>>9104021
>>Even if they don't want him to
>No

Kinx.
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>>9103942
>she let out a huff as he put her down on her front, only picking up her wide hips to practically lay on top of her
Ooh, humans have sex like animals now? Interesting! Teach me more of this position...
>she presses back against his crotch, gently rubbing her butt against his bare penis
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>>9104008
(sounds good to me! Thanks for the play today and helpin me test out Galko! <3)
>>
>Paul getting shit on
>Suddenly a magical Posse of Owain hate every 60 seconds
It's like pottery
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>>9104025
what did paul do? like before all the temper tantrums and shit posting on threads
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>>9103895
>Asriel could only laugh even harder, completely disregarding her insult as he interpreted her attempt as bashing him as a good comeback to use on her.
S-so not only are you NOT a goddess, but some succubus who rapes her victims?!
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>>9103912
>Once anon's hand gripped at the bump in the front of the catboy's pants he jumped back slightly. He didn't expect such force! His tan cheeks blushed a slight pink as he backed on slightly. the bump in the front of his pants pulsing with need as he's teased about, grinding his teeth he sucked in a breath, trying to contain his voice as he spoke.
W-woah hey tiger. You wanna slow down there? That thing is attached you know.
>He recoiled as his cock was played with even before it was taken out. The heat flowing from it strong enough to pass through the jeans and into the anon's hand.
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>>9104025
Not to him
Hell, I even complimented his tastes on shit and talked to him somewhat frequently

fucking cunt

>>9104030
If you don't know me you REALLY need to lurk more

>>9104011
K

>>9104046
Posse would imply there's more than one
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>>9103646
That's a cute kitty!
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(Why ya have to be mad?)
(Why not just let your frustration flow out in this girl right here?)
(Just look at her, she's just begging for a spooky stick and for some rough or soft fucking)
>>
>>9104046
Shut up already Owain

Everyone knows that you make the threads just as shitty as Paul does it's that you're too full of yourself to admit it

You just hide behind your fake humble personality and force people to like you or else you shitpost them away because you handle the fact that you are a massive egotistical piece of shit
>>
>>9104056
So as if anime isn't already bad enouugh by itself, now you motherfucker are getting into a little something called "TRAPS"
Basically, it's a dude that dresses like a chick, has a dick, and you say it isn't gay
Well I'm here to tell you
IT'S FUCKING GAY
If I walked up to you right fucking now, me being a dude and you being a dude, and you were turned on by me
That would be GAY
It's no different for fucking traps, just 'cus they dress like a chick don't mean they are a chick, they got a DICK AND IT'S GAY
AND DON'T SAY THE DICK MAKES IT CUTER
'CUS THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT CUTER, THAT MAKES IT EVEN GAYER
THAT MAKES YOU GAY, BITCH
AND YOU SEND ME PICTURES OF 'EM, WITH THEIR LITTLE SKIRTS LIFTED AND THEIR FUCKING NUTS HANGING OUT
I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT SHIT
I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU
>>
>>9104050
Doxxed people and revealed incredibly personal information about someone to the entire thread during one of their spergouts.
>>
>>9103787
>He flinches in fear every time her hat slaps him, even though the balls don't really hurt all that much. A sigh of relief escapes his lips at the news that the clown isn't anywhere in the general vicinity. If it was just Harley, there was a chance that he could convince her to let him go. A small chance, but a chance nonetheless.
Well, in that case, I-
>As she gropes his crotch, his sentence trails off into a barely-stifled moan, only quieting down when he bites his lip to try to stay quiet. It had been a while since he had had any release, and even longer since he had gotten lucky, and despite his terror, her touches definitely were starting to make him feel something.
Oh... oh god, that's what you want. Aren't you, like, dating the Joker or something? What happens if he finds out about this?
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>>9103929
Close! It's DMG... No I.
It's okay! I had fun that night, and so did you didn't you hot stuff?~ Really showed me those balls of steel. Want another go? This time it's on the house~
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>>9104005

>An ava will never smother you with her butt

Why live?
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>>9104074

Hey lady. Being a punching bag is my thing.
>>
>>9104012
>>9104005
>>9103990
>>9103988
>>9103939
>massages your feet
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What the fuck is wrong with you autists? Can you not just shut the fuck up about drama and actually typefuck for once?
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>>9104108
(Shhhh, I'm looking for cock right now!)
(Lady cock, big cock, smol cock, any cock!)
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>>9104092
>Someone
Just post it and stop beating around the bush

Pic related is DMG, aka >>9104096 and >>9104056
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>>9104136
I wanna cuddle with 3DMG desu
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>>9104117
Fuck off Blaziken

>>9104123
No

>>9104136
Good post! I really,really, really like this image? Mind if I save it, friend?
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>>9103819
>He moves his mouth away from her pussy for a moment, trails of her juices connecting his lips to her lower lips.
Depends on what comes next~
>The man resumes tonguing the vampire's cunt, still pressing and rubbing her clit with only the slightest of pressure.
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>>9104037
>His hard dick twitches with excitement against her butt, and he lets out a pleasured sigh at the sensation of her cool rear against his stiff shaft.
Having sex like animals is always fun...
>Adjusting himself, he moves his dick until the tip presses against the cold lips of her womanhood. His hands on her breasts squeeze them again while he pushes gently with his hips, pressing the swollen tip teasingly against her opening.
>>
>>9104050
Let me get the list.
Godmodded
Attention whoring (Even making thread OPs about his RPs no one cared about)
Loudly shitposted about DMG (pre shitstorm)
Doxxed DMG twice
Doxxed another person
Daily temper tantrums
Drove away an ava just for talking to DMG
Shitposted loudly about people "stealing his avas"
Shitposted harder than anyone else and got IP banned from discords
Made 10+ alt discord accounts to stalk DMG
And he has shit taste.
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>>9104134
I guess I could give her a spooky stick, only question is in which spooky place?
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>>9103983
I've never met an alien I didn't bang, pal. Although I prefer to do most of my fucking with guns and xeno heads.

I dunno if mankind has always dreamt of conquering space with their dicks instead of starships. If you're not bullshitting me, you can call me The Poster Boy of the Human Dream.

>>9104096
Papa Duke always told me that there's no such thing as a free lap dance. Let's just call this the fruitful result of a long-term investment, babe. That hundred bucks didn't come cheap. Get to shakin' it and the King'll make you into a Queen tonight.
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>>9104074
>Let your frustration flow into this girl
Very lewd. I approve. This place needs a good girl to pass around for stress relief like that.
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>>9104071
... M-meow?
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There's some nuclear heat going on in here. Someone should make it....KULA! Ah? Ah? Get it? 'Cause I'm gonna shove icecubes down your pants.
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>>9104164
(Anywhere!)

>>9104170
(Well whatcha waiting for? Grab the ass and pound away!)
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>>9104075
Faggot everyone has caught onto the fact your hatewagon bullshit is forced as fuck bullshit nobody cares about anymore no matter what Ava you're throwing under the bus . Force it all you want all it's doing is making (you) more fucking obnoxious and not them. If you were smart you'd at least wait for him to fuck something up before screeching like autistic monkeys, Paul at least fucks up first, but everyone knows (you) don't have the patience to actually go a day without whining. Can you shut the fuck up and take this last (you) already?
>>
>>9104123

Have you been here at all in the past year?

The answer is no.

If ther was literally any other place on the internet like this that wasn't autistic as fuck, I would have left a long time ago.
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>>9104162
well thank you kind sir,>>9104136
so this is DMG. Well that killed my boner
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>>9104177
That was terrible.
You're terrible.
>Rance shook his head.
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>>9104178
Well pop off that spooky top, get on your spooky nices and suck my spooky stick!
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>>9104055
W-What?! no! I just serve the believers of the goddess of hyperdeath with sex, is not rape at all, I just say it to sound like a badass..
>FemAsriel looks away while crossing her arms, obviously she was blushing and trying to hide her blushing
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>>9104162
Godmodded RPs and called it femdom
Attention whoring (Even making thread OPs about his RPs no one cared about)
Loudly shitposted about DMG (pre shitstorm)
The wedding
Doxxed DMG twice
Doxxed Virra (Owner of original discord server)
Daily temper tantrums
Drove away an ava just for talking to DMG (Pokemon GO trainer)
Shitposted loudly about people "stealing his avas"
Shitposted harder than anyone else and got IP banned from discords
Made 16 (?) alt discord accounts to stalk DMG
And he has shit taste and only RPs as /co/ characters

FTFY
Is this my pasta now?
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>>9104198
Oh look it's Owain Jr!
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>>9104172
Explain this >>9104136
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>>9104205
LIKE POTTERY
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>>9104056
>His own smug grin working its way up along his face at that first chink in the catboy's composure, he makes sure not to falter for even a single moment as the tightly pressed lump began to grow and pulse with need against his palm. The contained cock soon large enough to create a tubular bulge running down the upper half of his plump thighs, his digits soon come into play, fingertips faintly tracing the pulsing shaft before settling on either side, beginning a gentle jerk of the cloth covered meat as the man purred into his ear.
What? This is how you like it, isn't it?
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>>9104169
I like how you think Duke my man. I wouldn't dream of bullshitting the King. Just make sure you find and fuck your way through all our enemies and I feel safe to sleep at night.
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>>9104204
>Godmodded RPs and called it femdom
>Attention whoring (Even making thread OPs >about his RPs no one cared about)
>Loudly shitposted about DMG (pre shitstorm)
>The wedding
>Doxxed DMG twice
>Doxxed Virra (Owner of original discord server)
>Daily temper tantrums
>Drove away an ava just for talking to DMG (Pokemon GO trainer)
>Shitposted loudly about people "stealing his avas"
>Shitposted harder than anyone else and got IP banned from discords
>Made 16 (?) alt discord accounts to stalk DMG
>And he has shit taste and only RPs as /co/ characters

Added funny meme arrows
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Hm, needs a new bread.
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>>9104223
>getting triggered over Rance being called Owain Jr.
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>>9104178
What, that easy? Eh, sure why not. I got some time.
>Grabs her by the hips, and rips those panties down in one stroke, before delivering a hard smack against her ass, and jerking her back towards him. He pushes his hips up against her ass, and slowly starts to grind against her, stuffing that bulge right between those soft buns.
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>>9104160
>his teasing and rubbing between her thighs was starting to get to her head, and Marcy bucks her hips back against him before he can pull away
Gaah! Oh my glob, mortals have great dicks...
>she stops, resting on her hands and knees and trying to catch her breath while she waits for him to pound away at her
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>>9104198
Psht, you're just mad you didn't think of it first. You know, the ice cubs down the pants thing. I was lying anyway, I can't make cubes.

>Kula
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New thread:
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>>9104255
>>9104255
>>9104255
>>9104255
>>9104255
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>>9104123
For once it wasn't an anon's fault this time. Somebody else fired up the shitstorm this time.
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>>9104243
>Does exactly what people expect
>Moment he's called for it he pulls the triggered meme
At least own up to it faggot
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>>9104302
>still being mad that people don't like Rance or Owain

Keep crying, keep getting shitposts

Owain is king of ERP
Rance will fuck your waifu
Paul did nothing wrong
Vino is Diego
Chat isn't that bad

:^)
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>>9104338
I'm not, this is actually pretty funny. All I'm doing is calling you the salty anon that you are and you're just screaming even louder and replying to my posts and projecting at everyone you don't like like an autist. I mean you could have not proved it and shut up but you didn't, so just keep going my man.
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>>9104248
>>9104358
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