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What is your favorite pokeball?
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>>9024606
Whichever one can catch bones
>>9024606
pokeballs need to be deleted like humans
>>9024580
no
>roll to not ave a giggle
>>9024597
youre gay
>>9024606
DELET
HUMANS
>roll to delet humans
>>9024662
>>9024597
>Squint suspiciously
Sounds like something ticklish people would say. One last try~.
>Tickle the rock sides
>>9024606
Great Balls, good balance of reliability and availability.
>>9024277
Simulation warriors, man. They've usually got the foundations of a good battle team, but they're shit at the actual care part of anything. >>9024554
I got another one. I talked to a guy who idolized you, sir. Loves you, loves your team, then asked why his Klang was feeling sluggish after he'd taken the poor fella to the beach without a good clean-up to make sure the salt didn't get to him.
>>9024606
How do you spergs never get bored of this autistic shit?
This has been going on for so long you're just recycling OPs
(Something I've thought of is the pokemon not trusting humans plots don't work as well when Arceus, Dialgia, Palkia and about every other legendary is okay with humans.)
(It feels kind of unnatural and forced.)
>>9024662
You're gay.
>>9024849
THAT IS INAPPROPRIATE.
>>9024849
>nope
you tried
>>9024896
youre gayer
>>9024859
>Internal screaming
>>9024606
Premier balls, with a healthy dose of smoke seals.
>>9024869
yeah but skitts is just gonna go
>m-muh interesting characters
>>9025007
Hey dipass, Skitts isn't the issue here.
Work on that reading comprehension.
>>9025025
(Skitts owns halfthe leggos here.Heck most of the ones jiji has have differing opinions.)
>>9024606
Luxury balls, just the best for my pokemon.
(Sorry for the late reply was busy irl)
Yeah... we will... be a... great team
>>9025074
(Forgot to put the reply derp)
>>9023119
>>9024951
Yeah, I know.
At least the kids are eager to learn. The older sim-warriors are rarer, but their heads are generally so far up their own asses that I wish I could tell them they can't fight until they clean up their act.
>>9024606
I'm in agreement with >>9025073, although my team's only in their balls if there's a pressing need for them to be.
>>9024951
I heard you cringe from across the station, Seb. What's up?
oh its me wes
im alone
and unprotected
in agate
any cipher member could kill me and steal my snag machine
and my cool bike
that i left the keys in
whatever will i do
>>9025062
(If we don't count Arceus due to every GM having one and Nebby due to there being a billion of the Cosmog line I only have Palkia, Dialga, Zekrom, and Regigigas. That's hardly half of the legendaries.)
>>9024896
>>9024924
Aren't you both gay?
>>9024924
You're gayest.
>>9024606
The regular pokeball of course
It even matches
>>9025249
>>9025250
>tired rocc noise
im
going to bed
>>9025101
Well, guess the late Viridian Gym leader left a positive mark on the Kanto league. Excellent.
>>9025169
Improper Steel-type maintenance makes me visibly upset.
>>9025179
Are you stoned or something?
>>9025179
Don't care about snagtech, that ain't my jam.
Wanna ride that bike though.
>>9025293
yes im stoned
and available to beat up
right now
>>9025305
come get me
im all yours big boy
>>9025305
Yeah, me neither. I love being a law abiding citizen.
>>9025332
Yeah I'd rather avoid getting my neck broken. I'll just observe from a distance.
>>9025290
For the kiddos, maybe.
League needs to tighten up battling regs if any of the non-kids are gonna get the message, though.
Don't get me wrong, I love the sport. My team loves a good match, and despite what my coworkers say I'm not some hippie radical.
I'm just tired of seeing Pokemon that should be on the bench being sent out into the ring to get their asses.
>>9025280
>pat self
>tuck self into... self
>yes this looks as weird as it sounds
>>9025332
>Ollie: show up, as is apparently your Thing.
>Not even trying to be sneaky.
Yo
Can I ride that bike, always wanted to take it for a spin.
You can even hold onto my Pokeballs to make sure I don't pull any bullshit.
>Ollie: pull Pokeball belt off.
For reals, man.
>>9025349
I'm going to watch from a distance and wait for someone's neck to get snapped. Make your bets, who dies first?
>>9025169
JOHN!!
JOHN!!
HELP!!
I ACCIDENTALLY THE BITE!!
>>9025349
i mean alright
>>9025427
fuckin
alright
i got the blueprints at home if you give me a cool poke ill copy em for you
probab
>take belt
>toss him the keys
just want to let you know entei and raikou run faster than it
so
>>9025427
>>9025465
>Note: Wes has lost his f-
>>9025429
FUCKING SHIT! When did you get there? Fuckin', Wes?
>>9025465
Don't worry, I'm not gonna be picking fights with Legendaries or the IP, I'm not that smart but I'm not dumb.
>Ollie: grin under the scarf, take the bike for a quick spin, cheering like a little kid.
>Noodles is online
>Hateboner also comes online
Hmm
>>9025465
gladi why
>>9025488
Whooo the fuck is Wes? Bike guy?
Hm. He'd be harder to eat. Too much accessories.
>>9025386
It may be even years before the Kanto league gets with the times, if even.
This needs to change. Now.
>>9025456
Godsdamnit.
>>9025518
>watch him go crazy on it
well youre smarter than michael
fucker got decked and lost his snaggator
pls dont crash my bike
>>9025456
>John: sigh.
Alright, who's got the chomp, Anomalesia?
>>9025536
I'll get the meds if you get coffee, this might be a long night.
>>9025518
>>9025546
>Note: Steal blueprints to bike asap.
>>9025528
Yeah, he's the one in the trenchcoat. He's... Pretty well known around here.
>>9025546
>Ollie brings it back.
>He didn't dubsfail, bike's fine. If he dubsfails this roll though he falls off trying to get down from it.
That was fucking amazing, I've wanted to do that for years, thanks!
As for blueprints, I'm not sure which team member would want to join up with you and be cool.
>Ollie: let 5/6 Pokes out for some exercise.
> Toxapex, Salazzle, Jolteon, Nidoking, Frillish, all about L50.
>>9025552
>>9025536
AZOTH!!!
I accidentally the Azoth!!
Didn't mean it!!
Was eating bird!!
>>9025598
no problem
those are pretty good but
not really what im looking for
any legendaries?
>>9025567
Aaand I'm not from around here. Good thing too, not sure I'd be able to stand your fashion every day for my entire life.
>>9025536
I'm just a desk jockey, but I hear rumors. One of the League officers was bitching that they couldn't just order a new tax for stadium renovations and had to go through the local government - which was still gonna find the money for him anyway.
That and I can't hire people for odd jobs off certain boards without getting shitcanned for "radical affiliations".
>>9025598
>Note down team.
>Same guy I saw in the forest...
>How does he get around so fast?
>...Jellestrial?
>>9025687
Yeah we don't get very many Alolans h-
Wait.
Why the fuck can I understand you?
>>9025639
I'm a grunt, dude, but I got one last surprise.
Truth is this guy's a fucking handful and a half.
>Ollie: release the extrajellestrial
Good news, it can fucking teleport by dragging you through some other dimension.
Bad news, it stings you, the venom fucks with your brain, you'll be a target for overzealous IP guys and I got stranded for a day in that other dimension once. That and it's not really super in a fight.
>>9025615
Alright, calm down, you're not in trouble right now.
First we're gonna help Azoth.
>John: grab supplies, go to assist other odd doggo.
>>9025724
Because I'm speaking English? And I'm not Alolan. I'm Unovan. White Forest, ring any bells?
>>9025552
Got it, extra caffeine.
>All these beans and not enough coffee beans
>>9025615
You should really be more careful. Next time.
>>9025693
Kanto laws are such bullshit.
>>9025762
Fuck it, why not? You want a pokemon to replace that? I still have Nascour's level 50 Metagross.
>>9025762
>NOTE: JELLESTRIAL JELLESTIRAL
>>9025804
...Gotcha.
Nope. Is it like Agate?
>>9025814
I try!!!
Togekiss are small!!
Hard for two dog to eat!!
>>9025794
>Follow the John
>>9025844
>Ollie's considering it.
>Jelly: freak the fuck out, thrash around.
Err...
Whoa, what the fuck, Warper?
Never seen 'em pitch a fit like that before.
Sorry, dude, but right now I gotta pass.
>>9025888
It's in the middle of the forest, hard as hell to find because the houses are hollowed out trees. That being said, I lived slightly north of it in my own hermit shack.
so how is everyone's evening?
drinking some wine after a long day of work
>>9025997
You seemed pretty ready to give it up before it freaked out. You don't want those blueprints?
>>9025997
>>9026021
>NOTES, A LOT OF THEM.
>>9026010
That sounds really nice, actually. What's it like there, hot or cold?
>>9025794
>Follow, with the coffee
>>9025939
Another Togekiss?
>>9026021
The bike's cool, I gotta admit, but I remembered I got one more thing I've been planning on doing before I give this fella up and finally get on the right side of the law for good.
>>9026020
i passed out for a bit there
i think ive contracted the narcolepsy
run while you still can
yeah uh
day is fine
>>9026056
Well, alright. Hit me if you need me.
>Hand him PDA info.
I gotta go scope out Cipher so, peace.
>Hop into bike.
>Outie.
>>9026087
Will do, man.
Catch you later.
>Ollie: use jelly to fuck off somewhere else.
>Complcations on a dubsfail, this is not an reliable as Nebby is.
>>9026037
You see, in Unova we actually have seasons. It's cold as hell in the winter and hot as hell in the summer. Made raising Henry really difficult.
>>9026087
>>9026141
Wait wait, the-
>And he's gone.
>33 spikes his notepad at the ground.
Fuck!
>>9026151
>He groans and picks his notepad up.
Who's Henry?
>>9026043
That's two so far, and I thought they were exceedingly rare. Not to mention averse to violent places, which we are with how often idiots try to raid us.
>>9025939
>John: check on other odd doggo
>He appears to be asleep but okay (I checked with discord on this one)
Well, he looks like he's napping it off.
We'll stick around just in case, but he should be okay, alright?
>>9026081
You gotta check that shit out on a doctor or something
>>9026197
Hopefully it's just a coincidence.
Welp, time for another all nighter.
>>9026193
Oh, this is Henry.
>Al reaches into his bag and pulls out a Pokeball, releasing the Tyrantrum
Tada.
>>9026334
>Very large dinosaur.
>Take a few steps back.
...Wow. Is he aggressive? What level?
>33: Internally thank Arceus you went on this mission without your armor and snag machine.
>>9026043
Yes!!
Ram into pole!!
It's okay, I cleaned it!!
>There are still a few bloody patches on his fur
>>9026197
Okay!!
>Flop down next to friend
>Lick
Watch friend!!
Keep guard!!
>>9026363
Kiinda. Depends on if he thinks you're competition. Level? That should be... 60 or so.
>>9026441
>33: Raise an eyebrow.
Competition?
And, uh, level 60 is way out of my range, even with my Forretress.
>>9024606
>77 is at the old Snagem hideout.
>77 is sitting with his feet up in the admin's chair, looking out of the shattered windows into the desert. Skarmory is standing next to him, looking out into the desert too.
>He found an old radio that still works and is playing music from it.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0HmO8MaCVo
Someone wise once told me
Your greatest ally isn't the smartest
But they are the most friendly
But they are also the most dangerous
>>9024606
Dive ball is pretty cool. It's got a nice particle effect when it opens.
GOO
>>9030704
Which kind?
>>9030715
All of it. All the goo.
>>9030741
What are you going to do with it?
>>9030764
No clue. Maybe just fill a swimming pool with it or something.
>>9030805
You would need a lot of goo for that.
Where will you get it from?
>>9031198
Bones.
>>9031229
A swimming pool might not be big enough then.
>>9031312
You're right. When the pool is full I'll just seal up the doors and flood the house too.
>>9031328
Are you gonna live in the goo or something?
>>9031351
Yes.
>slither slither
>sneaky seaweed sounds
>Sleepy lobster groans
>>9031357
Do you plan to become one with it?
>>9031410
Not him but yes
>>9031410
Yes.
>>9031383
>worried bird noises
>>9031440
I didn't really plan that far ahead. Sinking into Bone's lewd goo was my endgame. Any ideas?
>>9031458
Obtain even more goo from Bones?
>>9031432
>Groggily wake up
>Roll for blurriness of vision
>>>/pol/123131940
Shitposting aside
This seems like a good place to migrate to (whatever the name is) if the worst happens
>>9031480
>Eyes are mostly clear
>Takes off the bandages, blinking a few times
Ugh...
Good morning.
>>9031486
Ay amico. You's any better?
>>9031508
...
>Blinks
Yeah. I can see now.
>>9031477
Goo farm?
>>9031513
Aright. Guess we's in business then.
>hug a lobster
>>9031514
Goo world?
>>9031519
>Give "italian greeting"
>Hug back
So... anything in mind for today?
>>9031554
Uh. I's got roofied by a giant space jellyfish before we's got to check out dat spring thing. Anythin' you wanted to do?
>>9031574
The hot springs are still an option.
Need to find one that's a relaxing bath instead of a boiling pot...
Uh...
Look for something cool?
>>9031622
Ain't much cool in tha middle of tha desert. Whole thing's pretty much hot.
>>9031667
Oh uh...
Cool as in...ruins or castles or stuff like that.
Or a hot spring.
>>9031547
Yes. Goo the world.
>>9031687
Arright, as long as you's feelin' up to it. Got a angle lined up or you's jus' wanna roll on out an' go for it.
>Zap rat: try to get a move on and get outta town.
Yo, /par/.
Like, what's up?
>>9031711
Maybe the caves near the volcano?
Or somewhere near it.
Bit worried about trainers and raiders, though.
>>9031744
Those dubs
>>9031744
We are at are 298th thread
We should be by our 300th later today or early tomorrow
>>9031744
Got an old computer working!
Need to hit it every few minutes, but it works just fine otherwise.
>>9031763
Fak, your right. All we's need is another fuggin' trip to the Center. Wanna try an' stick to the areas around the castle? Or juss' wait 'till we can get a whole group together?
>>9031769
Checked, bro.
For reals, though, I've been, like, doing my own thing for a while, haven't been looking at news.
>>9031797
Bro, that is so rad!
Way to go!
>>9031807
Hmm...
Wait.
How about we try building a hot tub?
>>9031809
I looked inside it, and replaced what looked broken with similar things from a box of spare parts I had laying around.
Took trial and error, and some creative rigging to get some things to fix, but I pulled it off.
>>9031850
("Fit", not "fix")
>>9031820
Arright. God knows we ain't runnin' outta scrap parts any time soon.
>>9031881
So...any ideas?
I was thinking just...fill a metal or plastic tub with water, and heat it up from below with a flame until it's just hot enough, but I think there would be problems with that.
Plus, it reminds me of boiling pots, and...
>Shudders
>>9031850
Bro, like, 'chu're a genius.
Like, if we're in the same Region again, we gotta meet up or something.
I'm in Unova right now. It's kinda quiet here, but quiet's, like, nice sometimes.
>>9031922
Lobstahs and birds in hot metal containers fulla water. Less not do that.
Maybe some in-sell-ated plastic? Somma the kind that don't go all messy when it heats up?
>>9031971
Yeah... let's try not to boil anybody.
Plastic that doesn't melt?
Do we have any?
>>9032035
Uhhh. I's got no idea. Maybe the capo-
>stealing from the wakshop
>good way to die
...Nnnope. Ain't doin' that.
Wass the metal stuff that keeps stuff from gettin' hot? Tangsen? Put some tangsen under it.
>>9031950
Thanks!
I'm not that smart, but I can be really creative.
I'm docked in Hoeen right now.
Could probably sail to Unova in a day or two, three or more if the engines act up again.
>>9032058
...
Do we have any...?
Maybe we could heat up the water with..
Electricity? Something?
>>9032080
...I still dunno.
Uh... there gotta be a 'lectric heater somewhere. Maybe we pull the cover off an' just... nope that'd kill us. Fak this is harder than I thought.
>>9032118
>touch borbutt
>>9032118
Uh...
Maybe we heat up the water in a metal tub, and move with pipes to a empty one?
So the metal won't burn us?
>>9032190
Can you not? Please?
>>9032190
DIRTY JAY
>>9032212
...Huh. Dat's smart. Real smart. Good idea.
>hug seafood
>>9027039
>77 and Skarmory: bored of sitting in an old building and looking at nothing.
Alright Skarms, time to go do some fucking reconnaissance.
>Screech of agreement.
>77 turns off the radio and selects some new music on his PDA.
>PDA: connected to headphones inside the helmet.
>Reconmusic: on.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJjVFMLw_LM
>77 hops onto Skarmory's back.
Okay so, normally we'd go outside for take-off but this place is fucked, it's not like anyone's gonna mind if we smash through what's left of this window.
I'll let you decide where we go today, Skarms. You have clearance for take-off, fly when ready.
>77 holds on tight.
>Loud metal bird screeching as Skarmory jumps through the already partially broken window, shattering the remaining glass out onto the sand below.
>Skarmory flies towards what used to be Pyrite Town, screeching profusely.
>77 watches the sand below, looking for anything interesting.
>>9032231
>Hug bird, platonically
So...we need a metal tub, a plastic tub, and a way to attach pipes. Maybe a pump.
>>9032390
Well. We know we got pumps. And there's gotta be enough scrap to rig up into a tub. How much control you got on dem claws? Maybe we's could use them insteadava wrench? There's gotta be some plastic lining somewhere. Or at least a couppla old bath tubs.
>>9032340
>Skarmory circles high above the keep, giving 77 a nice aerial view.
>77 enters note taking mode.
>Not sure who built this thing, pretty nice architecture though.
>Looks like it was built to really take a beating, a nice little desert hideaway.
>33 mentioned something about this place being dangerous, maybe raid the place at some point and kick out current owners, claim for Cipher.
>Or do the above and keep it for yourself.
>Need to find out how many are in there and what Pokemon, if possible.
>>9032390
>>9032448
(Are the bird and lobster outside the keep at the moment? I'm going to just have 77 take some notes and shit regardless, I'm not gonna interrupt you.)
>>9032448
I have pretty good control of them.
I think.
And there should be enough materials lying around.
>>9032527
(No clue, I thought it was inside)
>>9032539
Then less get goin'. Maybe recruit hot wings and the flower when they get 'round, assumin' we ain't done by then.
>>9032561
Alright.
>Rub floof
>Walk with bird to the nearest scrap heap
>Which may be outside
See anything?
>>9032545
>>9032561
(Alright, no worries.)
>Skarmory swoops down and lands on the roof.
>77 looks out into the desert, looking for any signs of Shadow Pokemon.
We won't stick around here for too long, Skarms, apparently this place is dangerous.
I think 33 said something about them not particularly liking people that wear armor like mine.
>>9032603
Ehh... gimme a sec
>roll for Bird Perception (TM)
>>9032647
Nope. Nothin' but nothin'
>>9024606
I prefer hunting at night, so Dusk Balls are the clear choice for me. And even disregarding the night thing, have you ever noticed that Legends typically lurk in caves?
>>9032647
>>9032663
Hmm...
>Sift through scrap
>>9032737
>rummage through the ruins
We ain't doin' too hot today amico...
Riddle :
A man walks across a bridge and he sees a boat full of pokemon.
Yet there isn't a single pokemon on board.
How is this possible?
>>9032816
Dickass Psychic-Types doing weird things, Next Question!
>>9032816
Because there isn't just a single Pokemon on board, there are multiple.
Right?
>>9032928
They're all married? What, like a poly?
>>9032928
I feel stupid for not thinking of that.
Although to be fair when have Pokemon ever actually got married?
Like I know they can love each other and shit but as far as I know Pokemon marriage isn't a thing that happens anywhere.
>>9033101
Ooo! Just like in my Kantoese comic books!
>>9032765
Think there is stuff in the other piles...?
>Check another
>>9033101
Yeah, sure they did.
I think whoever told you that was fucking with you, if two Pokemon did get married it'd be all over the news and everyone would know about it.
>>9033202
Ayy, think we got somethin' there.
>>9033280
Rain?
>>9033223
Way to ruin my fantasies binocular dude.
>>9033319
Ding Ding Ding!
>3 dive balls are transferred to your account
I have to go now but I'd like to continue my games
>>9033280
Oh Arceus more riddles...
I have no fucking clue man.
>>9033319
Hey, maybe I'm wrong and it just happened outside of Orre.
We don't get much news from other regions here.
Also, you have fantasies about Pokemon getting married? That's pretty weird.
>Skarmory tilts his head at 77 and gently screeches.
>33: Chuckle at the weird riddles.
>33: Check out the oasis and try to figure out where the beedrill and manectric are.
>>9033407
Whoo, free shit! I'm always down for free shit!
>Current Inventory:
>Two filled Pokeballs
>A box cutter
>half a bottle of Night Train
>3 Dive Balls
>20P
>>9033419
>kick elaborate cshipping charts under battered sofa
>hide copies of Miss Jirachi's Dragonite Maid
No I don't.
today sure is quiet
i am a bit bored
>>9033479
hello i am here to brighten your day!!
or make it more colorful??
>>9033517
creech... are... talking to... the bright red... guy...?
is... he nice...?
he looks... like... a hero...
>>9033517
hello
you do seem pretty colorful indeed
who are you?
>>9033538
i think hes nice!!
how are you??
>>9033563
everyone calls me creech!!
who are you are you a superhero??
>>9033457
>Send a message to 33.
>"Hey 33, had any luck searching for Shadow Pokemon today?"
>Skarmory lifts off from the top of the keep and flies off above the desert.
>>9033475
If you say so.
>>9033457
>Lucky for you.
>The zap doggo has been hanging around the Oasis.
>>9033627
>"I was about to say I don't have anything but we just spotted the Manectric at the Oasis."
>"You think you can keep an eye from above in case it..."
>"heh"
>"Bolts?"
>>9033640
>Track that doggo.
>>9033611
not really i'm just a stuntman for tv show
it's just work
nothing much
>>9033538
yes i'm a nice guy
and you who you are?
>>9033611
he... seems cool...
he's... bright colored... like you...
>>9033699
i'm... Z...
freinds... with... creech...
you are... cool
>>9033640
>>9033685
>"Roger, on my way."
>Skarmory circles high above the oasis, looking out for the Manectric.
>77 looks down, trying to spot the zap doggo.
>>9033699
you should be a superhero!!
get some strong pokemon!!!
>>9033738
he is cool!!!
>>9033685
>>9033751
>The doggo is bright blue and yellow.
>He shouldn't be that hard to track.
>So I'm not making him.
>He's currently under a shady tree.
>>9033766
well, i do have strong pokemon living with me but they aren't mine
they just live here
but i have a three pokemon and an egg that i'm taking care
>>9033738
thank you little guy
>>9033751
>"Spotted it. It's under a tree."
>"You think I should take a shot?"
>>9033810
>Sneak up on the zap pup.
>>9033766
yeah...!
he is...
>>9033852
>Z looks at the man
>tries to make a happy face
yay...
>>9033810
>There are multiple reasons why it'd be hard to spot Manectric from above in a desert.
>77: zooom in to try and spot it.
>>9033871
>"Yeah, be careful though."
>"I can swoop down if you need backup."
>>9033852
well why dont you ask them to help you???
>>9033887
i bet you could be that strong!! and cool!!
>>9033871
>Odd.
>Rolling for the doggo's awakeining.
>Dubs: Yes, and he's already bolting.
>Even: Yep.
>Odd: Still groggy.
>Dubfail: No way.
>>9033941
yeah... i will be.. cool...
make... you proud... creech...
>>9033912
>"Thank you. Might run, get ready.
>>9033972
>Aim with the crossbow.
>Take a shot.
>>9033941
yeah, i try to help do good deeds, but where i live seems to be pretty peaceful
and my job is making people smile with my stunts on tv, so i'm content just having my regular job
>>9034002
>he laughs
you already make me proud!! youre doing great as you are!
>>9034044
thats great!! ill need to watch your show thingy sometime!!
>>9033972
>>9033987
>If you insist, anon...
>Skarmory descends slightly to the point where 77 can see Manectric without his binoculars.
>Continue circling above.
>>9034005
>"Alright, good luck."
>>9034005
>Unsuccessful.
>The bolt whizzes by.
>Doggo borks and books it in the opposite direction.
>>9034075
>Doggo is heading south presently.
>>9034072
thanks... you...
>hugs creech
i'm... to hear... that...
but... will train... to get... strong...
>>9034075
>"Missed at the worst fucking time. Any clue where he's going?"
>"I'll get moving to hopefully cut him off."
>>9034106
>Grab bolt.
>Rolling for if it's still usable.
>Get after that doggo.
>>9034072
heh, well i'll do my best in there
at least i'm making people happy
>>9034169
if you need to you can train with me!!
im strong!
>>9034189
i need to help my friend train
but you owe me an autograph later!!
take care red man!!
>>9034188
>"Alright, I'm going to have a go."
>"If I miss I'll come chase too."
>>9034106
Hmm.
Skarms, land us on that dune over there.
>Skarmory screeches an affirmative and lands on a nearby sand dune.
>77 demounts and aims his rifle at Manectric.
>Load a tranquillizer round.
>Estimate range.
>Probably right at the edge of maximum effective firing range.
>Aim carefully.
>BANG.
>>9034220
yes... train...
we... can try...
>>9034220
alrgiht
see ya
>>9034188
>Dubs.
>You can tell the doggo is aiming for the keep.
>He still has a significant amount of ground to cover.
>>9034271
>Miss.
>The doggo is spooked by the shot.
>Odds on this and he decides to duck into Relgam Tower to try and lose you both.
>>9034271
>"I heard the bang. Any luck?"
>>9034330
>Follow that dog.
>>9034330
>Watch the zapdoggo for a few moments.
Shit, must've missed.
Alright Skarms, looks like we're doing this the hard way.
>77 hops back on the screeching steel bird as Skarmory flies off in pursuit.
>Roll to catch up.
>>9034395
>"Don't think so, the tranquillizer would've kicked in by now."
>"I'm going to chase it and try to catch it with a Pokeball."
>>9034278
alright!!
>he puts his arms up
go ahead!
>>9034325
thank you!
>>9034395
>Not doing fantastic, 33.
>>9034534
>Successful roll.
>You manage to cover the distance and close the gap.
>Doggo is still trying to create some distance.
>Rolling.
>Not much success unless dubs, so go wild.
>>9033246
>Few pieces of pipe
>And a metal tub
Well...that takes care of that.
>>9034559
okay...
>Z gets in a fighting pose
>Z uses mud slap
>clover is cleaning the keep
i'm glad shelldon was safe
and i got to fly on honey's back
i was scary but also exitng
>>9034586
>Swoop down behind doggo.
>Screech in it's general direction.
You're coming with me, Zappy!
>77 turns to Skarmory.
That was his name right?
>Screech?
Whatever, doesn't matter.
>Throw Pokeball at Manectric.
>>9034640
Arright, guess we's gettin somewhere now...
>drag the junk over to designated hot tubbing site
>>9034766
>Dubs.
>Bypassing all physical abilities of speed you manage to throw the ball faster than the zap doggo.
>Click.
>Roll.
>Roll
>Roll...
>Click!
>And it's caught!
>Great work!
>>9034766
>>9034806
>33: Finally catch the fuck up.
>Roll to not fucking die from running.
Did we lose it?
>>9034775
We need a heat source, and the plastic tub...
Think we could just take one from an unused or destroyed bathroom here?
>>9034669
>the attack sails a bit high
good one, try again!
>>9034838
Sounds good to me. Ain't like anyone else is usin' it.
>>9034851
okay...
let... me try another
>uses shadow punch
>>9024606
I like the premier ball, always try to catch all my mons with one
>>9034858
Okay...
>Look for an unused bathroom in the keep
>>9034806
>Well I mean Skarmory was catching up to doggo anyway.
>Also fuck, Buzzo is gonna be interesting.
>77 demounts and grabs the Pokeball containing the Manectric.
>>9034830
Yeah, you see I threw this Pokeball at it and it kind of just disappeared. Weird right?
>>9034918
Ohh my hero let me give you your kiss.
>Smack him.
Good job, dipshit. I assume the manectric couldn't mega evolve? You wanna get it back to base?
>>9034901
>Finds one
>Stares at the tub
...
Uh...how do we get it out?
>>9034992
...I's got no clue. Mayhaps we just grab a coupla the busted up ones outta the town ruins and patch 'em up.
>>9034979
Don't think it could, no.
Yeah, let's take it back to base, do you think we could convince it to work with us?
>>9035019
(Thanks.)
>>9035032
How would we move them, though?
>>9035019
(Thank you. Can doggo be convinced to work with 77?)
>>9035077
Might have to give him some time but I'm pretty sure he could?
>>9035131
Uh. Guess we grab a blanket, drag 'em on it, and pull em' over. Easier than rippin' these through the wall.
>>9035188
I guess that could work.
What's the nearest ruined town?
>>9035261
Hell, pick a direction. Halfa this desert is burned down towns and abandoned bases. Might even be a coupla 'em in what's left of Pyrite.
>>9035311
Uh... alright...
>Grabs a durable sheet
>Starts looking for the nearest abandoned town
>>9035152
Maybe.
Maybe Skarms can help convince him.
Anyway, hop on and we'll get back to base.
>77 hops onto Skarmory and the metal bird screeches at 33.
>>9035192
(Alright then. Thanks once again.)
>>9035192
(Thank you!)
>>9035380
Yeah we can do some convincing. Fuck yeah.
>Hop onto the birb.
Hey if you happen by any pokeballs that you don't need hand 'em to me so I can dump the code into my Snag Machine.
bored
i want to smooch
>the next one who gets dubs gets smooched
>>9035360
>roost on
>Birb Perception, GOOOOO!
>>9035427
Smooch me
>>9035458
>Birb perception: 3/1 in favor of accurate
Uhh... I think I's got somethin', right over there.
>>9035404
Totally.
>Skarmory flies off back to the Cipher Key Lair.
Uh yeah, I think I have a bunch still.
What does putting the codes into the snag machine do then?
>>9035524
>>9035458
That way?
>Walks towards it
>>9035507
fine
>smooch
but only this once
>>9035618
Sei. Lessago.
>>9035619
Thank you
>>9035597
It has an internal database that it uses. Has pretty much everything from Orre since most Orre based balls were made here. Anything from KIC is a fucking guess and a half though so I'm trying to add more to it's database.
...Probably going to get a computer free and upload them in the base. Gimme like 20 minutes to get some stuff together when we get to base and we can go after the beedrill or something?
>>9024606
Friend ball
>>9035645
>Small abandoned house cluster
>Valuables looted, but not the tub.
This looks good.
>>9035706
Friendball=Bestball
>>9035708
Yeah. Just gotta haul it back home. Unless you wanna grab a second and make it big enough for everyone.
>>9035665
I see.
Well feel free to take as much time as you need, I'm going to go check out the abandoned bases to see if there's anything still working in them.
>Skarmory drops 33 off outside the Key Lair.
Send me a message or radio me or whatever when you're good to go.
>77 flies off.
>>9035706
>ywn get shoved in the mindbreak ball
>>9035825
Alright, take care!
>He heads into the building to get his armor and get some things.
>>9035804
Uh...I guess it would be more fair if multiple people fit in it...?
>Attempt to drag tub
>>9035991
>aid in tub dragging
Arright, less get dis one on tha rug and back over tha way an' then we'll come back for another.
>roll for jiji/slash/bones/borb
>>9036103
fuck you dice its canon
>>9036026
Alright. Sounds good.
>Strong lobster claws: pull tub onto sheet, and start dragging it
>>9036103
take one out
>>9036103
(Why)
>>9036138
>moderate strength birb wings: kinda try to help but not much
>Latias flies over orre, looking for the small and peaceful town mentioned
>Lets out a loud, bored sigh at the landscape
>>9036167
inb4 latias leaves before the cipher grunts can even talk to her
>>9036164
>Tub starts moving, at a decent pace
Oof.
There we go.
>Drag it to the castle
>>9036167
(77's rper here, can't rp right now but I just want to let you know I don't mind if you don't want to interact.)
>>9036224
(Go ahead and interact when you can. I put her in Orre for the interaction)
>>9036193
>still shoving
>not actually doing much here
>birbs lack BIG MEATY CLAWS
Got it. Now we just gotta grab the second one, patch em' together, run the pipes over, and fill up tha metal onna these and we're in business.
>>9036269
Sounds good.
>Timeskip, and retrieve other tub
Now we need a heat source...
Just a basic fire?
>>9035755
exactly
>>9035842
makes you feel good though
>>9036343
It'd be safer than 'lectric. Don't havta be no rocket surgeon to know sparks an' water don't mix. 'Sides, the capo can kick it on for free if we's do it like that. Easier to switch around too if it ain't good 'nuff
Is Creech here? I need some advice.
Nothing better for free day than lazying and having a can of beer
>>9036343
>lobster
>boiling water
>loud honing in the distance
>>9036236
>>9036167
(Yeah sorry about that, had something I had to go deal with.)
>77 is back on Skarmory, flying across the desert.
>He's wearing his armor and has his rifle strapped over his shoulder.
>While 77 is scanning the desert sands below Skarmory spots Latias flying through the air and screeches at her.
Wait what the fuck.
>Zoom in.
What's a Latias doing here...
Skarms, bring us closer.
>Skarmory starts flying towards Latias.
>>9036385
Hmm...yeah.
>Build a fire pit, and support metal tub above it with scrap
Where should the pipes attach at-
>>9036549
>Shivers in fear
Uh..attach at?
>33 heads out of the base, armor and snag machine equipped and backpack packed lightly.
>>9036569
>"Hey 77. I dumped everything into the servers. Anything interesting happening?"
I think premiere balls looks pretty nice.
>>9036569
>Doesn't notice them immediately, as she is too focused on scanning the landscape
>She has slowed down, to better scan the ground below, but is still moving at a fast speed
>>9024606
Sylvie!
>>9036637
I like those ones a lot too. the heavy ball is cool!
>>9036615
>"33 holy shit, I think I've spotted a Latias flying over Orre.
>"Should I risk a shot? I know those things get spooked super easily."
>"I'm going to just follow for now and hope it doesn't notice me."
>>9036661
>Skarmory flies in pursuit.
>Roll to see how well Skarmory can keep up at a decent distance.
>>9024606
I kinda like the great ball
It looks neat
>>9036637
>>9036691
Heeeeeey~
hows it going?
>>9024606
I don't really know much of pokeballs i only have a ultraball that my trainer captured me with
At least he doesn't have it anymore
>>9036762
It's going good, how are you Vapey
>>9036749
>"Holy shit. Just follow it. I'll track you from the ground."
>"You have your positioning enabled for me to track still, right?"
>>9036749
>9
>Heavy metal birds have trouble keeping up with planes
>Latias manages to stay out of range
>Roll for her to notice the skarmory following her
>>9036875
>"Gotcha."
>"Yeah, I'll enable it now for you."
>77 enables the tracker on his PDA for 33.
>>9036919
>Heavy metal birds are pretty stealthy though apparently.
>77 equips his binoculars and zooms in.
>Yep, definitely a Latias.
>Skarmory is struggling to keep up, understandably.
>Continue following from a distance.
>>9036847
OK
The castle has no moat
I am disappointed
It also needs some work
So we're kinda-sorta-camping for a bit?
At least there's comfy places to hang out
>>9037092
>"Thanks. Make sure you keep that on, makes saving your ass easier."
>"Also I advise to avoid engaging. Potential psychic fuckery is bound to happen and I don't want to have to tell the boss you got turned into a vegetable by Latias."
>Watch them from a distance.
>>9037092
>Latias seems to grow bored, and lands in a small oasis
>Roll again for noticing
>>9037173
>"Yeah yeah, just like how I saved your ass from that security guard, right?"
>"I'll keep my distance, don't worry."
>>9037225
>Skarmory circles overhead while 77 leans over and watches with his binoculars.
>>9037506
>"Oh come on that guard had the grip of a wet noodle."
>"Alright."
>Follow after them and keep an eye on them.
>>9037506
>>9037597
>Drinks some water from the Oasis
>Seems like she's a bit on edge now that she's grounded
>>9037597
>"Yeah, after I scared the shit out of him."
>"Also after you failed to punch him and got countered."
>"So what's the plan with this Latias? Do we try and catch it? Because it'll probably fail and then it'll fly away and never be seen again."
>"...Do you think sending Skarms over to talk to it would be a good idea?"
>>9037764
>Skarmory lands in the sand some distance away, 77 dismounts and goes prone in the sand.
>Metal bird remains standing, looking down at 77, wondering why he's lying in the sand touching a metal box.
>>9037764
>He watches from a good distance away.
>>9037868
>"...Yes. Send Skarmory to try and talk to it. Avoid throwing balls unless you really think you can do something."
>"...Even then it's a legendary and might disobey you."
>>9037868
>>9037903
(Quick OOC warning: Latias is not averse to psychically attacking people in self defense)
>Skarmory's metal glints in the sun
>She briefly looks over in their direction, suspicious, but not immediately noticing them
>>9036762
It is going okay i guess. This place is a little too green for me though
>>9037903
>"If it tries to run I'll see if I can hit it with a tranq round."
Hey Skarms, go say hello.
>Happy metal bird screeching.
>77 looks down the scope of his rifle at Latias.
>Tranq round loaded.
>>9037976
(Alright, thanks for the warning.)
>Skarmory flies over and lands next to Latias.
Hello!