HG thread.
>>8963372
Yeah, your welcome...
I'm interesting? There are so many more different things here.
How am I interesting at all?
BUT MOKOU AVENGES PLAGUE KNIGHT (AND HIS MISTRESS SUZ) WHILE LEN DIES STUPIDLY TO PICK UP AN UPSET VICTORY!
>>8963463
Great save. I'm always rooting for others to make the wrong decision.
>>8963500
>>8963455
CONGRATULATIONS TO MOKOU!
>>8963502
That's all I needed from you. Goodnight!
>A FINAL TWO WIN AGAINST EGGMAN??
>>8963500
i didn't get to lose points from this
dammit
>>8963518
Congrats Mokou.
Thanks for hosting,host.
>>8963401
>>8963377
>>8963414
>Kosaku glares at the knight, his stare emanating fury. If looks could kill, 「Killer Queen」 would have taken care of the knight instantly.
Everything was going to plan, and then you just had to interfere with it. Good grief. You had better put these opposites to good use, you odd person, because I don't like wasted potential.
>>8963472
Indeed. I only drink wine whenever I feel like it fits the mood, but with a night like this, I feel that it would be appropriate to do so.
>Kosaku opens the bottle and pours the woman in a blue a cup of wine - why she picked the small cup was behind him, but who was he to judge? - and made sure not to spill anything. He didn't want the woman in blue clothes to become the woman with purple clothes.
Is that enough for you, miss?
>>8963518
>prettygood.gif
Thanks for hosting pal.
>>8963531
you're welcome and please... call me Archer
>>8963518
>Ginshi gets back up from playing dead
Ngh...congratulations, Moku-san.
Thanks for hosting, Mr. Archer.
>>8963455
why won't aussa respond
>>8963562
aw shieeeet
>>8963518
Congratulations to the one that outlasted us all. You have my thanks for hosting this.
>>8963500
I'm starting to acquire a harem! Oh, if Propeller Knight could see me NOW! Ah hah hah hah hah!
>>8963518
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>8963557
I suppose I should thank you.
>>8963542
What was your plan? Bestiality? Then I'm lucky I've stopped you!
>If you all wait until after I shower, I can host. Unless someone is a more immediate volunteer.
>>8963566
THIRSTY
H
I
R
S
T
Y
>>8963557
Thank you for your time
>>8963566
Can I have your discord, Adachi?
>>8963595
Dachman#2445
>>8963591
>loli Sanae
Stop baiting me
>>8963518
Uh, congratulations.
>>8963557
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>8963557
Thanks for hosting, mello. Gave me a few good laughs.
>>8963480
You are wrong again. I hope you will get my name right someday.
>>8963496
It's easy to explain why you pique my curiosities. I have never encountered one such as yourself before now. From the odd speech to your state of living. I wish to know it all.
>>8963542
So there are specific timeframes to enjoy beverages then?
>She nods towards him as her confirmation and begins to bring the cup to her face. She begins giggling right before she would have drunken anything.
Hehehe, the bubbles tickles my nose! This wine must be alcohol, correct?
>>8963518
Congratulations.
>thanks for the match Archer.
>does a kickflip over the entire HG roleplay thread
>>8963630
>shoots
>>8963616
Well I don't want to tell it all
Also just because you haven't seen someone like me doesn't make me interesting...
Other than the obvious I'm just normal.
>>8963636
you still suck
>>8963604
What's wrong? I'm sorry if you feel unconfortable because of me, but there's no reason for you to feel that way
>>8963562
OH FUCK
>>8963667
time to back out
>>8963630
Oh my! What an impressive display of your athleticism. Could you do another?
>>8963644
Dear me! What an wondrous showing of your aiming prowess. Is it possible for you to use it again?
>>8963661
This is my "I don't care" face.
>>8963574
To gain information. Although I may seem the odd type, I assure you that I wouldn't dare do that to an animal. Good grief. What kind of person do you take me for?
>Kosaku sighs, crossing his arms and glaring at the knight harder than ever before.
>>8963616
Really, you are free to do it whenever you please. I just prefer to drink whenever it fits the occasion, although I don't drink often.
>Kosaku raises an eyebrow, looking almost surprised at the woman's inquiry.
Yes, indeed. It's alcohol. Dom Pérignon, made by the Moët & Chandon house. I keep a few in a cabinet at home. Have you had any before, miss?
>>8963677
More like make me cum face
>>8963559
Is that a boy or a girl?
>>8963517
THE MAD MAN ACTUALLY DID IT!
>>8963715
Is is really that hard to tell? I thought it was obvious. There ain't no girl that looks like this.
>>8963744
Ha ha, you tell em.
>>8963715
>xe thinks there's only 2 genders
end thyself cislord
>>8963754
Don't ya put me in the same group as ya! I'm obviously a boy! only dumb assholes would get me confused with a chick!
>>8963661
Normal? What is normal for you?
Keep in mind that I'm a visitor. What you may find common could excite my senses.
>>8963681
I shall take that knowledge to my grave then. My first taste of it was actually today! I somehow found myself in a contest of who can consume the most of it. By some miracle, I managed to be victorious.
>She takes the cup to her mouth and begins to slowly pour it in. A few seconds later and possibly because of the cup's size, it was empty.
Ahh! That was a much different feel than the other one I have drinked.
Anyone have the updated pastebin charts?
Ask that question you've always wanted to ask
>>8963841
What in the hell is wrong with you people?
>>8963836
They won't be done until tomorrow. Kills are now worth 10 points.
>>8963836
Doesn't the URL stay the same? You could just bookmark the page
>>8963808
just living a normal life
I'm just like a person.
That's why I am weirded out about you being interested in me, idiot.
>>8963857
N-nani?
Does that mean you lose 10 points for being killed too?
>>8963871
Yes.
>>8963808
>Kosaku looks down, noticing that he forgot to pour himself a cup. A few seconds later and that mistake is rectified, him beginning to take a drink of wine as well, though not as quickly as her.
Is that so? I assume you mustn't be a lightweight, then. I do hope you're not tipsy, however, because I wouldn't want you to pass out on me. How does it taste? Is it better than the one you drank before?
>>8963841
(How do I accurately RP Kosaku's "tendencies" without freaking everyone out?)
>>8963841
Matoi?
>>8963865
pastebin charts?
>>8963630
>claps
Impressive.
>>8963877
>road to 0,here we go.
FEED US DICKS
WE WANT DICKS
>>8963841
What kinda work do I gotta do around here to get paid?
>>8963892
If you actually make it to 0, that's pretty fucking impressive, and prize-worthy in itself.
>>8963892
this is supposed to be my road reeeeeeeeeeee
>>8963912
fuck off /tlhg/
>>8963878
>Not wanting to creep out others
>>8963787
I don't know about that. If I threw you into a maid uniform then I would be unable to tell the different.
>>8963921
I think you are still above average.
>>8963841
How do you guys RP so well, I never know what to say.
>>8963841
>24 or 36?
>>8963945
69
Haha get it?
24
>>8963945
new thread?
>>8963937
damn
>>8963931
I don't think ya understand. I've had to do that kinda shit before. I ain't all that flattering while dressed as a woman. I dunno how ya do it, but it's obvious that I'm too manly for that lifestyle. That's what being rough around the edges gets ya.
>>8963945
If ya wanna be ballsy ya do 36.
>>8963921
>no going back now,Gant Express let's gooooo
>>8963945
>24 for ded hours
>>8963923
>(Implying that would cause a lot of people to want to RP with Kosaku
Anon, I want to RP him faithfully without coming off as edgy not come off as psychopathic, that never goes down well in RP)
>>8963952
>>8963961
>>8963962
>Conflicting signals. I'll spring for 36 given the UID.
>>8963957
>Nah, this one's fine. Give me a moment.
>>8963841
what do people think of me?
>Archer
>tfw the Outlast 2 torrent is slow as fuck
>>8963972
>>8963972
>>8963972
>>8963978
Nice b8
>>8963841
>Am I doing good with her?
>>8963866
Now that is the oddest part. You are something not quite human anymore so why choose to live in such a way? Also I am curious about your flashes of anger. Was it because you lost your life as a teenager?
>>8963878
I did hear how this alcohol can hinder your senses after an excessive amount. However I have yet to reach that stage.
>As he continues his drink, she raises the cup to him with a wide grin. It was clear she wanted more.
Oh absolutely! It feels a lot more smoother than the previous. And do I detect a hint of fruit?
>>8963978
That doesn't work so well when I just said "this thread's fine," you know.
Having impersonators is cool because that means I'm good enough to impersonate.
Gorey Gauntlet XXXIX
First 36.
>>8964021
Reigen Arataka
>>8964021
Woman in Blue Clothes
>>8964021
Yukine
>>8964023
>
>>8964021
Agrias Oaks
>>8964021
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8964021
Damon Gant
>>8964021
Senshougahara
>>8964021
Ghost
>>8964021
Tejina
>>8964021
Grora
>>8964021
Len
>>8964021
Baki
>>8964021
Stratos
>>8964021
Maria and Harusame
>A bait game will never get 0 replies
>>8964021
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8964021
Ed the 3rd
>>8964021
Mike V.
>>8964021
Dragon Dragon
>>8964021
Ginshi Shirazu
I-It's hella embarrassing when ya fall for bullshit fake entries.
>>8964021
Eric Andre
It better be real this time
>>8964021
Miku's ass
>>8964021
The Sonic Totem
>>8964021
Mysterious Heroine X
>>8964021
Tanaka
>>8964021
Goblin Slayer
>>8964021
Wendy's
>>8964021
Hinata Wakaba
>>8964021
Sanae Kochiya
>>8964021
Matoi's ass
>>8964079
Bitchin tits.
>>8964021
SAVE THE WORLD
>>8964021
Sterling Archer
Kiyohime
>>8964021
Anders Holm
>>8964021
Elias Ainsworth
>>8964021
Doctor Rick Marshall
I think I'll just become a line cook for a shitty restaraunt in my town and smoke camel ciggies all day
>>8964021
Killa
>>8964083
You must be mistaking me for someone else
>>8964021
angry loli
>>8964091
if only this was aussa's post
>>8964021
Hestia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMi86Dca1QY
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
>>8964023
Just trying to understand your spontaneous bouts of insults. And you just confirmed it to me. I shall leave you alone so you don't become too angry. But before I do, would it be too much to ask for your name?
>>8964101
Oh it's you again! Just couldn't stay away from me?
>>8964021
Nino
>>8964101
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>8964101
>>8964112
>>8964052
SWAP
>>8964101
It's fine. Let's just get this over with. Here's to no more embarrassment.
>>8963989
>Kosaku smiles, happily obliging and pouring her a small it more after finishing on sipping his own. "Maybe this encounter might prove fruitful after all."
Indeed they do. Let's take it easy and drink slowly as to not suddenly turn into bumbling fools. Goodness knows that it would turn out horribly for us.
Might I ask for your name so I don't have to keep calling you miss, if that's acceptable for you?
>>8964041
(Excuse you, it's 「Killer Queen」 lmao
It's fine, but we need to understand that any sign of aggression in RP immediately raises red flags for some people
It'll be a tough issue to tackle t.bh)
>>8964101
Hmph...
Well, good luck anyway. Make the blood stain this arena for many days to come.
>>8964101
>>8964086
>>8964084
In a district with 2 cute girls. Seems like a win win for me.
>>8964101
>swap me for >>8964112 since I am goin to bed.
>thank you for hosting though.
>>8964101
No problems here,move along now.
>>8964101
it's not too late to get back on the road to 0 again
i can still get there
>>8964101
Ready!
>>8964101
I swear to fucking god if I die right off the bat I'm going to see people dead OUTSIDE the game!
>>8964127
>Her third eye stares at Archer while she's yelling at the host.
>>8964124
Kirrah queer
>>8964109
>>8964101
My name is just Yukine...
also it looks like we're stuck together for now
>>8964101
Geheheheeeeee... such a delicious feast awaits!
>>8964134
>>8964101
>nvm, soneone else swapped for them. Swap me for >>8964095
>>8964140
What? aliens are hot...
>>8964147
No, you say it like「Deadly Queen」
This is basic JoJo knowledge Anon, even newcomers know that you pronounce it like that
Yare yare daze @ u right now
>>8964168
>Then her other eyes look over as she hangs up her phone.
What was that?
>>8964134
>>8964120
Thank you for the spot.
I should try not to be late so much.
BLOODBATH!
Starting out with a bit of ass photography. Always good.
Couple of intergalactic bounty hunters today. I wonder if any of them will find their targets?
If only he was a slime slayer.
Congratulations on your bad luck now!
>>8963961
Sorry that I wasn't able to respond. My internet gave out and I am stuck on my mobile device without any pictures of Imizu. I think I'll be heading to bed since it seems like my internet is going to be down for a while.
>Imizu
>>8964209
>>8964209
And I'm already outta ass.
Wait, wait, it's the other way around, ain't it?
>>8964209
This is more I like it.
I'm ready to kick some ass!
>>8964179
Oh were you not listening? one of your eyes was looking at me so I assumed you could hear me. Anyway... I'm Archer, we're teammates. Want a drink?
>>8964209
And I won't fail!
>>8964209
I knew I could do it. Thanks for hosting!
>>8964124
>The smile becomes ever wider as the drink fills the cup once more. She quickly brings it to her mouth before stopping right before it.
That must be an interesting state to find oneself in. I wish to experience it myself one day but I suppose I can taste a few more before fulfilling that.
>She takes the smallest of small sips from the cup just to show how serious she is about it.
The sixth person I believe to ask for my name. You may call me Elizabeth. Yourself?
>>8964149
Elizabeth. It seems fate whats us to continue what we have with each other. How wonderful is that?
>>8964134
Tata lady in armor. Sweet nightmares.
>>8964209
You wish to capture my appearance in an image? I will accept your offer. Just don't trap in the photo forever. That would be disastrous!
>>8964209
>dies
>to a fucking a ball again
>>8964209
It'll be the last one of me you ever take.
DAY 1!
Since neither of you have knuckles, I can assume it'll go on forever.
Oh shit, Archer. You know what that means. Run.
That simulator was way off.
Mokou has lost her marbles.
>>8964224
There's a fucking Reigen pic for everything.
>>8964209
Nothing like murdering the innocent to get the adrenaline pumping.
>>8964209
why does everything somehow manage to fail at killing me
wooow
>>8964247
alright that's better
>>8964247
UFOs huh? That's something I haven't seen in a while. What did they look like?
>>8964233
No thanks, I don't drink.
>Her eyes look up and down Archer's body.
My name's Save the World...
Nice to meet you.
>>8964247
>Kicks open the door to her ship with gun in hand.
ALRIGHT, WHICH OF YOU FUCKS IS READY TO DIE?!
>>8964222
>Don't worry about it. Have a good night, and hopefully your computer doesn't give out again
>>8964247
I'm gonna let ya take the lead here. I don't have an artistic bone in my body.
>>8964247
That's Harusame's corpse, Reigen. STOP IT'S ALREADY DEAD!
>>8964247
To think of all the exquisite delicacies that can be acquired with this...
>>8964247
Something is begging to escape from me. I cannot deny it any further!
>After such a dramatic saying, she begins to wave her arms around and shuffle her feet.
>>8964247
That'll probably traumatize him enough to make him leave me alone
>>8964247
Noooooo! Why do I always have bad luck in this game?
NIGHT 1!
Some black guys torture a white dude.
Well, his love standards are already incredibly low from what I've seen, so...
She fell right to the ground.
Anime girls hate Mike V.
>>8964290
My games have proven Reigen is extremely fucked in the head. Your words are powerless.
>>8964242
We have a what? And I guess it's ok... it doesn't really matter all that much where we are grouped
>>8964247
>me irl
>>8964299
There's got to be some "list of hot guys" around here somewhere...
>>8964299
We gotta put it back. Maybe the water will bring it back to life or something.
>>8964299
How did it end up here?
>>8964299
I think the worst mistake you could have made is not killing us immediately. This has to be done.
>>8964299
I've never tried using my miracle powers in such a way, but I'll give it a try!
...
...
I should probably avoid doing this again, ever
>>8964299
Woe is me.
>>8964299
Gaaaah...! What a horrendous sight!
DAY 2!
See, it's funny because he looks kinda like Colonel Sanders.
A dynamic duo is formed! I wonder how long this one will last?
This ghost is proving problematic for some events to make sense.
Oh, so exactly like his show.
>>8964282
Good to meet you Save.
>He noticed her eyeing him.
See something you like?
>He smirked
>>8964273
Round with lights... Standard UFO Stuff.
>>8964315
The list starts and ends with me.
>>8964299
I'm just doing it for the ratings. Nothing personal dude, but I got to get people watching somehow.
>>8964349
Hey what was that!? I can't let you kill me! I'll kill you first with this gun! Good luck getting the knife all the way over here, psycho!
>>8964242
I can't say I've ever found myself in a state like that, though I might not be entirely sure on that myself. You tend to forget everything in that state, so be sure not to drink too much.
>Kosaku takes another drink, the cup now being half-full. He smiles once more, sitting down on a random log next to him.
A beautiful name. I'm honored to be the sixth person, in that case.
>Kosaku raises his hand to his chest, nodding his head slowly.
My name is Kosaku Kawajiri. It's a pleasure to meet you, Miss Elizabeth.
>>8964299
>In a rare case of someone witnessing Kosaku interacting with others, Kosaku seems to be inspecting the woman's hands. He patiently waits for the wedding to be over before walking away quickly, not even saying anything to the "bride".
>Granted, Kosaku is married to Shinobu, but Kosaku should have at least nodded in the bride's direction.
>>8964349
Eh, how on earth did you get in here?
This isn't what it looks like, they're just donations!
>>8964305
A bond. The same as any time two people talk with each other. I am pleased to hear you feel that way since I have more questions for you. Does being a spirit get lonely? Everytime I speak with you, you are alone.
>>8964349
She has quite the amount of scandalous images in the world of cyber space. Annnnnd click!
>>8964349
>Black Hole Apps make this easy. Giant holo-fists punching the shit out of everyone.
>>8964354
Well, I definitely see something that caught my eye. You're pretty good looking for a guy who's, well, here.
Definitely above average...
>Staaaaaare...
>>8964349
P5 circlejerk when?
>>8964354
It could easily have been a weather baloon, that's usually the case
>>8964384
>game full of shit girls
>deserving a cj
No.
NIGHT 2!
Ghost with the ultimate forced ship.
Anders falls for the same trick two nights in a row.
A N G R Y
>>8964384
When you start it.
>>8964316
Eh.. Too much work. Besides I can't stand the stench.
>>8964349
God damn it.
>>8964396
Oh, I'll get the jump on you. Just you wait...
>>8964374
It doesn't get that lonely, but I wish it did. Instead I have to watch over this hobo to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid.
Here I guess I'm a little lonely but that's fine.
I'm sorry but I have to go...
>>8964396
take them, I won't be here to use them
>>8964384
When we get a kamoshida
>>8964349
Just what is that terrible noise?>>8964396
...none of this is remotely edible.
>>8964396
My 4th win already?
You're not holding back, are you, that would just be insulting.
>>8964396
I told ya, I'm a man that cares about personality! They gotta have guts and drive!
>>8964397
The fuck do you mean it's too much work!?
>he drags the kid close to the shark
Help me out here. I can't do it on my own. It's too fucking slippery.
>>8964396
Not that I really care man, you do you, just quit making a big fuss over a freakin' curtain.
>>8964377
I mean I work out and also, I'm the world's greatest secret agent. So that requires a lot of keeping in shape. Hasn't done me too well in my years of competing in these games though.
DAY 3!
The mental image I'm getting from that is terrifying.
Oh shit, she's pissed from the whole quarter-thing.
Y'all need to stop laughing at God, especially when you're a demon.
>>8964435
Hmmm...
>She pulls out her cell-phone and starts doing something on it.
Secret agent, huh? How secret?
>>8964443
This is a waste of my god damn time.
>>8964443
>>8964466
Yer at least gonna help me out, right? The last guy was a dud, and I feel like ya can connect with a shake on the same level as me.
>>8964396
>>8964435
I'm just saying, if we leave it open someone might come in and kill us in our sleep, i'm stressing out about it man.
>>8964469
What do I care about some washed-up fish?
>>8964443
Can we just forget that this ever happened
>>8964396
If I do kill all the animals, then I won't have anything to consume. I know what my choice will be.
>>8964443
>The dare completed, her smile is still on her face. However her eyes only began their torrent of tears.
Not all experiences should be done.
NIGHT 3!
This ass ain't nothing to fuck with.
Maybe because he can't hold them at all??
Archer going on a date night.
TOO angry.
Like an Ever Flowing Stream is about to end, someone hit me up with another early 90s Swedish death metal album. Death, not melodeath. I want it to sound like there's tar in the mix.
>>8964443
I'm really starving...
>>8964423
Do you seriously think that I'm a strong guy?
>he lets out a deep sigh
Why do you even care about that dead fish, anyway. It could be the mass food supply for the birds and maggots, you know.
>>8964486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sV6V4RnPxQ
>>8964443
How lucky. This could be a good sign.
Maybe not for this game, though.
>>8964486
It's two for one Tuesday again!
>>8964486
Oh, hello there.
What a pleasant suprise to see someone else here.
>>8964371
Maybe we can explore it together someday. One of us gets into that state and have the other protect them. It would be fun.
>She takes the cup up to her face again for a small sip but it descends into her tilting more and more until it is empty. She sets the cup in front of her.
Refreshing! You are also the fourth person's whose name I remembered as well. I see you wear a suit, like my former master? Are you seen as an important person?
>>8964410
I have heard that the teenager wishes to be unaccompanied in their time. I see it extends past life as well. This has all been interesting to hear about. Next time we meet, I hope to acquire about your job. Tata Yukine.
>>8964486
You'll be fine, just hold your breath and don't think about it!
>>8964481
Ya fucking kidding me? Ya kinda look like a shark. Moreso than I do. Don't ya feel a little saddened by it?
>>8964486
ERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!
GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE BEFORE I KICK YER LOUSY BLACK ASS!
>>8964486
I'm not interested in the donuts.
>>8964486
Of course! We need a place to set up a proper meal!
>>8964486
>Her eyes only seem to glow even more after crossing the village.
They are so small! I can't decide if they are stepping size or bite-sized!
DAY 4!
As I said: do not fuck that ass. I mean fuck with that ass.
Yukine taking down some two hard-to-kill targets.
>>8964489
No. Why.
>>8964495
Za! Taquito!
>>8964466
Secret enough that I shouldn't be saying I'm the world's greatest secret agent.
>He takes a long drink from his flask.
But I honestly don't care. I'm just here because I have to be.
>>8964516
What? But donuts are great!
>>8964488
I know yer not a strong guy. Yer arms and legs look like noodles, but that doesn't mean ya can't help me out.
>he crouches down next to the shark and grabs ahold of it
I care because maybe, MAYBE it'll come back to life. It just needs a little water in its gills. I know yer a wuss, so I grabbed its head. Go for the tail and help me lift it up.
>>8964515
Look, kid. I'm an alien. I don't give a fuck about a beached shark.
>>8964526
>Doesn't read it.
>>8964528
Well, I hope what your doing is legal otherwise I might have to step in.
Space Patrol. It's my job.
>>8964526
Well this is a curious situation I am in. What was I consuming again?
>>8964526
Well that ended abruptly.
>>8964526
Read what?
>>8964526
What kind of second-grade rubbish is this?
Absolutely horrendous!
>>8964526
I'm glad I could help you finish your novel, even though it was almost finished.
Lets hope it sells well
>>8964530
Why don't we throw buckets of water on it to test it out? Much less work.
NIGHT 4!
Not much aside from John Law showing up and a mirror that strives for social equality.
>>8964511
I do hope you don't think you'll be protecting me. I'm not the kind of person who drinks heavily - it tends to cause trouble, and that's the last thing I want.
>Kosaku takes another sip, setting the cup next to him once he's had enough. The cup is now one third full, and he has a relaxed smile on his face.
If you want another one, don't hesitate to ask. Strange, however... "Remembered"? Are you an acquaintance of mine? My memory has been spotty lately.
Me? An important person? I don't view myself as one. I'm a salaryman who's content with the job he has now, and I don't have an affinity for attention. What about you, Elizabeth? You seem dressed for "the" occasion.
>>8964555
That's what I thought of your book.
>>8964532
Define legal... Because laws vary from place to place and despite fighting space pirates I'm not exactly familiar with space laws.
THICC
>>8964532
No, you look, kid. I don't care if yer an alien. Yer here right now, looking at this poor thing gasping for water and yer gonna deny it it's life? How fucked up do ya have to be to be this cold? All ya gotta do is help, not bitch about the problem at hand.
>>8964552
Put it into perspective. Would ya like if yer only source of oxygen was someone throwing buckets of air at ya? It'd be stressful!
>he begins lifting the shark a little off the ground
Just help me out and I'll buy ya some fucking ice cream or something!
>>8964555
>>8964565
You believe that's a good reason to throw bricks at people? I'll tell you something, it doesn't you blue skinned weirdo!
F E A S T B O Y S
Sanae gets her revenge.
The demons are showing up more and more often as of late and I couldn't be happier.
>>8964574
EXTRA
>>8964591
And that is that.
I hope that teaches her a lesson
>>8964572
Oh, I'm pretty much just a cop. I don't care much for the job myself though.
>>8964584
Not my job, not my problem.
>Goes back to doing whatever on her phone.
>>8964587
>>8964591
FIRST OFF, MY SKIN'S GREEN
SECONDLY, NEXT TIME I'LL MAKE IT A FUCKING BULLET JUST FOR YOU
DAY 5!
Looks like a wayward demon also possessed Stratos.
>>8964613
Well I'm probably not violating any space laws... Best I can do.
>He pauses for a moment then continues to drink from his flask.
>>8964555
>Giddy as a schoolgirl, she claps as if she saw something impressive.
This is exactly what I desired. Good show!
>>8964562
I have been told that I intend to say things in my mind. Excuse me if I say something odd. I just meant that out of all the souls here, yours is now listed in my memory. Ah, it seems I have met with another person that doesn't think of themselves as important. This may be something recurring. I was important some time ago. However I have grossly abandoned my duties since then. You are speaking to a former elevator attendant.
>>8964591
I feel something ready to escape me again. This one sounds much meaner than my urge to dance all night.
>>8964591
>inside out by demons
Would that happen to be An "Evil dead" reference?
>>8964613
I'm sure you will. Don't think I'll be so careless next time
>>8964584
>he crouches down and begins to lift the tail
Fine fine, but don't blame if-
>as he lifts the tail for 5 seconds, he suddenly falls to the ground, can't handle the mass weight of it
I told you that I'm weak..
>>8964623
Eh. Whatever. Not my problem.
This game's not doing anything to help the fact I'm pissed, so I'm gonna go out on patrol instead. Hopefully there's some unruly criminal out there that I can just shoot right in his fucking head...
>Grumble grumbles as she walks away.
>>8964634
Groovy.
NIGHT 5!
It seems the simulator is going to drag this on to make it as painful as possible for me. Oh, well!
>>8964634
No, but it's a reference to something. I forget what. Maybe Chzo Mythos?
God I'm a fucking nerd.
>>8964619
Oh my, this seems like a wedding. Who's the lucky pair?
DAY 6!
Are you telling me a black kid don't like white chick booty? How...?
>>8964644
>spider noises
>>8964613
>he takes her phone and chucks it into the ocean
Whaddya gonna do now that yer life is sailing away? Guess ya can't do anything else besides helping me the fuck out.
>>8964638
>Ginshi doesn't help the boy up but instead leers at his poor excuse to get out of doing work
Yer some kinda neet kid, arncha? What'll get ya to get up and give it yer all to rescue this shark with me?
>>8964644
Mmmhmmm, yes.
I never wanted to die alone like this, not right now, never. But just the tingly sensation of dying is so soothing, I might as well just give in.
>>8964639
Sounds like fun.
>He finishes his drink and heads off to bed.
>>8964644
I guess the novel didn't sell as well as expected.
Let me be of help, I can't leave someone behind like this
NIGHT 6!
An absolutely, positively metal night.
>>8964667
Pfffft hahah.
>>8964630
Oh? Is that so? Elizabeth, if that's what you meant, then a better word to use would be "acquainted". "Remembered" makes me think I've forgotten you - and that's something that would have worried me.
>Kosaku takes another sip from a glass, an intrigued expression resting on his face.
A former? Why, that's strange. You say you had abandoned your duties, yet you make it sound like you were fired. Why did you abandon your duties, if I may ask? I wouldn't want to bring up any painful memories.
>>8964663
Get back here, don't think you'll get away with this!
Jeez... I hope there a dentist around here.
DAY 7!
I appreciate the antics and all, but some of us need to be awake in less than 8 hours.
>>8964692
>the above event rains blood all over the bottom event again
Kao-kek×4!
>>8964692
It's a miracle, but why did it have to be like this? Have we angered the gods?
It is with a heavy heart I must announce that, for the first time in the history of the Gauntlet, I skipped Peace.
But hey, Anime Remover Anders makes up for that!
Oh, by the way, it all ends next slide! Place your bets!
>>8964712
I think that happened before, actually. The sim just knows.
>>8964671
No, I actually am in highschool. I'm just too lazy to do anything.
>he gets up and cleans his clothes from the sand
Hell if I know. Maybe start rolling it? It's not as big as whale.
>>8964724
Betting on Sanae.
>>8964728
>>8964696
That is my mistake. I still have trouble with birds. Words? It must be the latter. Well I am pleased to be acquainted with you, Kosaku.
>The woman's smile withers away when asked about her past. Looking down at her cup, she grabs it and presents it to you again.
I don't mind telling my tale however could you do one thing before I do share it?
>>8964724
Thank you, but it isn't appropriate for a shrine maiden to be using blades.
>>8964732
Thanks to your faith in me, there's no way I could lose!
I don't know how to feel.
CONGRATULATIONS SANAE KOCHIYA!
You are the newest Gorey Gauntlet Champion!
Your wincard will be out shortly.
>>8964742
Huh?
I fell asleep, what on earth happened here?
But first, the Placements.
>>8964742
>>8964751
Spirits can be so troublesome. In any event, congratulations to the girl that scored. You have my thanks for hosting.
Annnnd Summary.
>>8964728
Content with being an ideas man, I see.
>he moves to the shark's side and begins pushing it. Very slowly it moves across the sand and slowly starts moving into the ocean. The dead shark simply floats into the ocean, and soon out of their view
The fact that that worked makes me hate ya even more. Yer can't do attitude is enough to drive me up the fucking walls.
>>8964751
Congrats girl with the bitchin' tits.
>>8964760
Thanks for hosting. Sucks that I scored so low this time.
king ghidorah
>>8964751
Congrats, lady. You're really tough.
>>8964760
Thanks for the game.
>>8964751
Oh my, this is amazing.
Lady Kanako and Lady Suwako will be so proud of me!
>>8964760
Thank you for your time!
>>8964751
Congrats! Thanks for the game Len's husband!
>>8964777
Trips confirms.
>>8964760
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
>>8964766
I'd suck it
IN AND AROUND THE LAKE
>>8964763
>>8964765
>>8964770
>>8964773
>>8964777
>>8964786
No problem. Thanks for playing.
Except you.
You know which one you are.
...I'm gonna go pass out now. Good night, HG.
>>8964738
Likewise. I suppose it's alright if you still have a small trouble with words. Even I have a small problem with words every now and then. No one's perfect, after all.
>Kosaku, knowing a stare like that usually means something bad, instinctively goes to refill the cup. Kosaku silently hums to himself a tune while doing so. "She keeps a Moet et Chandon in her pretty cabinet..."
As long as it makes you feel comfortable with it, I won't mind doing whatever it is you tell me to. Within reason, of course, but that's a given.
>>8964751
>>8964760
>Kosaku sweats silently, rarely looking at the victor in interest.
Those hands... Kosaku! Snap out of it! She's probably a minor, and you already get enough in these areas anyway. Thank you. Congratulations.
>>8964765
>he stares at the poor shark for a while before turning back his cheek at the other boy
Yeah, thanks to my lazy mindset I can make up excuses to do efforts as little as possible. Why would you waste that much of energy while you can sleep all day?
>>8964763
>>8964765
>>8964770
>>8964777
>>8964786
Thank you very much, I wish all of you luck for the matches to come.
>>8964795
Thanks again , and good night
well hg time to try and sleep
>>8964812
Why sleep when ya can do stuff instead? Like, ya can do anything and everything. Ya can't do jack shit when yer asleep. Imagine all the things that wouldn't have gotten accomplished if people slept all day. Being lazy is the true enemy of mankind and womankind.
>>8964795
I may join you in dreamworld soon, kind hot. Rest well.
>>8964798
>As soon as he is finished, she takes the cup up to her face as if she hasn't drunken anything in hours. Soon chugging all of it in a matter of three seconds.
Ahh. I feel my eyes getting heavier, my body more sluggish. I may intend to go rest soon but to leave you not curious about myself, I will share one thing about it. Have you ever been in love?
>>8964831
>carries you to bed
>cops feel
>kissus goodnight
I just fappd to Momiji
>>8964848
How was it? Post porns
>>8964833
>Kosaku's eyes slowly widen at the sight, not expecting a reaction nor question like that to be asked to him. "What? I do suppose Shinobu is someone very important to me, but that's to keep my quiet life undetected! Isn't it?" Kosaku is left speechless at the question, before finally answering with a soft voice.
...Yes. I have been married to Shinobu Kawajiri for a few years now, and I love her dearly. Why do you ask, Elizabeth? Don't let the alcohol take effect mid-conversation.
>>8964832
Doing all the tiring works only important for someone who has a life goal. I don't see the light, yet. So I basically leave the hard works to my friend.
>>8964848
I just fapped to Sanae
>>8964848
I just fapped to Tewi