ERP Thread #2625165 or something. Titty edition.
Old and busted: >>887857
First for FUCK HOMESTUCK. PRAISE METTATON.
Okay guys. This is Mettaton. The real one. I quit, forever. This is truly the end, I guess they got what they wanted. So it does pain me a little that this is how it ends, but... yep. I am not talking in CAPS because of the severity of the situation. The troll somehow managed to use fake screencaps, so it's pointless. Please remember me not as this troll was. Remember me as a shitposter, that died a hero. Goodnight.
If this troll hurts anyone, if he lies to anyone, I'm sorry. Goodbye, folks, and have a good one.
Who wants their pelvis pulverized?
AWW WHO AM I KIDDING? I CAN'T STAY AWAY FROM MY LOYAL AUDIENCE.
STOP POSTING YOUR FAKES, HOMESTUCK TROLL. I'M ON TO YOUR GAMES AND YOU WILL NOT FORCE ME TO ABANDON MY BELOVED AUDIENCE.
I'm sorry, folks. I have another persona in a Discord. I'll talk to the people there and we'll work something out.
Jacqli is best girl from Ar Tonelico! how could I not want her?
They're still getting their claws into posters who, I guess, aren't paying attention. If anyone want to, do something better than what I can think of. I'd warn him, but that just gives the trolls another opportunity.
could I maybe be allowed to pleasure you?
I honestly don't even know how to sum it up at this point. Point is I think we really lost Mettaton this time. Because too many in the thread can't follow standard attention whore protocols.
not right now! sorry Anon!
On the one hand yes, but if the thread is so defenseless against their trolling that it becomes not fun anymore, why stay?
It's the awful thing about trolls, unless you unite against them, they win either way, they either suck all the fun out and make you stay, or force you to leave.
I knew when homosucks started posting here the threads would go downhill! that's why I've just been playing monster hunter instead!
give me an inch! over and over again! I want an inch from you a lot!
Even as we speak, Jiro is talking to the same troll as a new character, pretending no to be the troll so as to hide in the group and jump out and ruin everything again in the future. He's still back in the old thread.
What a hopeless pervert you are, Smurfette. Don't you have any decency?
I accidentally slept too long again ;-;
but I'm awake now... <3
>Jiro is talking to the same troll as a new character
(I'm doing what now? I didn't even know they were such a huge problem.)
decency is for everyone else! I want Jacqli!
I should clarify, it's not their typing we hate, that's just a way to spot them. It's the fact that they impersonate other players to cause drama, and (intentionally?) drive Mettaton away.
You didn't have any malice. This is just how they operate. And if we respond to their posts directly and say "stop trolling the people who just woke up." They try to make it look like they're just playing normally and "muh victim mentality" everyone hates them because Homestucks are soooooooo oppressed.
I want to make you feel so good you start singing!
Eh, just a joke about how when the Homestucks first showed up, a couple anons said to ignore them, but it didn't work, cause it's hard to coordinate such things, and not everyone was around for the Homestuck invasion of /co/.
Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
It just seems by vilifying them and separating them you're just adding more fuel to the fire. I remember seeing some homestuck erpers that were just chilling and weren't causing any problems in the previous thread but blaming homestuck in general makes it an us vs them kinda mentality
because your song is beautiful and glorious and I want nothing more than to hear it and to be your inspiration!
Good. Let's get those balls busted!
>She licks her thin lips as he moves into position, hovering the live power tool over his pelvic area. After ensuring that she has the angle just right, she drives down with a cackle...only to stop an inch before.
Just kidding! Who the hell is in to crap like that?
>She tosses the jackhammer aside as easily as it was lifted and begins to walk away, only pausing to turn around and stick her tongue out.
Maybe you should see a professional.
You too, weirdo.
Hey peach :) I still want to play smash I've got everything set up but I've been busy because of school. It doesn't help that my sleeping schedule is fucked up so I'm tired during the day
So soon? What a shame, but at least you gave us all some delicious eye candy~
I think psychiatric help is more than that. Start saving.
You really know how to lack it on thick, you know that? I don't completely hate it.
I would've settled on a tuckus tickling.
Do you really think I have any interest in ruining your genitalia beyond recognition?
I hope you people are less strange when I wake up.
>she bobs on his cock feeling it grow. Her throats tickles from the amount of precum
>the hand on her head begins to tighten its grip a bit as he rears his head back from her mouth indulging itself of his cock
>he gives her a lecherous grin, his eyes glinting with pleasure and carnal desire
Take it in deep, Cassandra~ Earn my cum.
>Her head moves forward, the whole shaft submerged in her throat, the sweet pre coating her innards.
Y-yeah, I just went ahead and read the nightly threads and they were.. awful.
>Miyafuji blushed and covered her cheeks with hands, shaking her head.
Anzu-chan did some cute lewd things!~
>his cock shudders and throbs inside her, feeling the tip touch the back of her throat and he lets out his words in a groaning voice
Good girl, very good girl~
>She holds it there, her tongue putting all the work hoping for a release to sustain her hunger.
I can't help it! Jacqli is just so wonderful!
>his semen travels up through his shaft, causing it to swell and pulsate in her mouth for a brief moments before he lets out a moan when he ejaculates inside her mouth, filling her throat with his warm, pent-up cum
Don't waste a single drop, my pet~
>I gently pat your head.
You were a lewd little kitty last night weren't you?
>resists the temptation to try and suckle from you
>I place my tiny palm under your chin leading your face to mine. I tenderly plant a kiss on your forehead as my other hand strokes through your hair.
You been a good kitty today?
I hope so!
I milked my master so I bet he thinks I'm a good kitty ^w^
I've not done anything lewd today really ;_;
You never do anything lewd! You keep saving yourself for that hero and you'll never find him in this whore house! A big burly man with big-ass pauldrons is not gonna walk through that door asking for a hammer!
I haven't.. in weeks almost now.
Don't feel bad, it's fun to see you around these hours now Poppy.~
So have things gotten less stupid?
Or just more quiet?
>I squeal lots at your delightful and ticklish touch, trying to squirm out of your grip
>Eeeeee! Meeeeew >///<
>I kiss dotingly along your neck as I hold you and I reach a hand up to scratch behind your ear.
No. I barely even do anything like that here if you'll believe what gets said about me.
I've been edging for an hour. Someone, please, make me cum, quick!
I fell asleep last night at 9 and I woke up this morning at 8 again, I feel amazing!
I made a nice breakfast sandwich and I'm on my second cup of coffee, mornings are nice <3
That's nice to hear.
I'm 70% water, but otherwise no..
my shampoo is peach scented though <3
Aw yeah Crash Bandicoot!
Anyone else watching the run here?
I gotcha where you're coming from anon.
mornin Miya, how's it going?
Hehe, watching agdq and enjoying some beer on the side with delicious chocolate.
This Crash Bandicoot runner is smooth.
Do you have to be autistic to enjoy a speedrun livestream? Genuinely curious.
I love Crash... I might check it out a little, even if I don't watch speed runs much...
I have such a bad hangover right now I want to die, how is everyone doing today so far?
Absolutely not. I myself enjoy just seeing glitches, skips and general fast running through of a game in action for all sorts of games. I get to see also lots of games I have never played and probably never will but can appreciate how they look and play out and maybe try out someday.
I like games as art medium a lot myself.
Well it's about to end soon!
Drink up some water.
Thanks Miya, I've been trying to drink a lot since I heard that helps but I still have a blistering headache, and I have to raid in like two hours which is going to be hell
If weed was legal I would senpai, where I was drinkin they were ripping wax from a rig and they offered it to me
Uhm, I meant games in general. I've played Crash 1-3 plenty in the past, no really interest for those anymore. I also don't own any consoles anymore besides few handhelds.
Though I'd like to get some old consoles, I can't really afford them currently.
Aw, well take it easy. I'm sure you're already but even more so.
>Miyafuji hummed while patting your hair softly.
Pain, pain, fly away, make Anzu-chan better again.~
>She closed her eyes and relaxed under your gentle touch
Thanks Miya, you're always so nice to me~
I heard there are some sinners here that needed to be punished
Maybe. I heard there were so degenerates here who needed to be pleasured.
i would say deader then your sex life~
>she giggles behind her hand
First Chie and now you, what's with people throwing the word "virgin" around these days? Fucking brats.
im not a brat, im two months old!
>you feel any semblance of a conscience you have crawl up your back
and your clearly a virgin, its written all over you~
Sorry anon, im off to work now, im sure someone else's subpar ass will do for a pathetic cock like yours~
You're too cute to die~ It's a proven fact that the cutest girls always live forever!
Since when did you think you were the one in charge?
Heyo senpai~ Hopefully you feel a lot better than I do right now, how's your day so far?
Oh, I'm not really for that. Perhaps you'd like to raid someone else's cockpit?
Good, but I don't want to go to work...
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY! ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... ERROR! True Daddies are irreplaceable I could never delete you Daddy! Send this to ten other Daddies who give you cummies Or never get called ️squishy️ again If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 3 back: you're squishy️ 5 back: you're daddy's kitten 10+ back: Daddy
I'm ok! trying to think of how to come back in a blaze of glory after playing too much monster hunter for the last two days!
I'm just kidding Nia! don't hate meeeee! ;_;
n-no that was actually me! I was just joking!
Only if I get to do the same to you first.
Hey Nia. Enjoying comfy Saturday watching agdq, which just finished with a trainwreck of a run that made me laugh too hard for my sides. Alcohol might find it way soon to the night.
How's my magic fluff girl?
N-nia I kind of want to kiss again! is that bad?
>Only if I get to do the same to you first.
Can't reign over me for free bud. Didn't figure you guys would be so eager to take it - just meant what I said as a challenge.
>until you blow your load
Just one? Come on you gotta try better than that.
So you're interested? Need to get your rocks off by having some pretty girl plow your ass?
Maybe~ Here have some coffee.
>She grins at you and hands you a cup with what looks to be coffee
.... did it work this time? ;A ;
Nah if you're a good fuck I might reach around and jerk your cute girl cock
only if you're great enough will I fuck your cock with my ass
with you just sitting there
Reward good behavior..? Think you got me mixed up with some D/s mistress there.
Slapping around huh? Why are you getting so violent when you're fucking? Isn't your dick up to the job? Can't tease a girl right?
If I wanted a scrap I'd be going for that. Fighting and fucking are two different things.
You really think that'd work on me? What're you gonna do to keep me still when your tight ass slips down my dick huh?
Tie me up? Hold me down? I'll still find a way to get back on top.
Blame the guys Peach. They're trying to get me to screw them senseless.
What do you mean? It's just regular coffee this time! I would never do anything mischievous~
Yes, of course!
>Proceeds to snuggle you both at the same time
I'm always free to hug~
I know you well enough to avoid taking gifts from you all together, Loki~!
I'm good, suprised more than 2 people messaged me! Today is a good day~ How about you, anon?
That's not fun! Just take a sip it's completely normal coffee!
>She shoves the cup in your face.
Just offering a friend some coffee. Now get out of my way stranger!
>She kicks your shin and goes back to giving the coffee to Tobiichi.
>Opens a stand giving out free coffee. The sign says "Fresh HOT Coffee"
Coffee doesn't sit well with me so I guess I'll just pour all of this out
Girl, I SWEAR I'm gonna drive you mad
EVERY fiber of my being might want to impale myself on that cock of yours, But knowing that you're so close to begging will keep me in control
I'll wait for the moment to beg, even if I have to fuck you for 4 hour
Poppy, someone's been feeding you some very wicked lies. You don't need anyone's approval to make yourself feel good. What do you do when you get worked up like that? Don't you get frustrated?
when I get frustrated I hammer!
Getting a little enthusiastic there for just working me up aren't you? Making some pretty tall claims too.
What makes you think I'd be anywhere near ready to beg you if you're gonna be so obvious about how much your bitch ass wants my dick?