Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gorey Gauntlet XXXIV
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
Now: First 36 for the Gorey Gauntlet XXXIV.
Reigen Arataka
A hamburger
Damon Gant
Autism Remover Adachi
>>8899649
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8899649
Rika
Mysterious Woman
>>8899649
Maria and Harusame
YoRHa No.9 Type S
Nonon Jakuzure
>>8899649
Merak
>>8899649
Erika
Togame
Inkling
Senshougahara
Anime Remover Aku
>>8899649
Astaroth
Araragi
>>8899649
Machi Amayadori
Mayhem
Markiplier
>>8899649
Agrias Oaks
>last game before I go to bed.
>edgy cunt can find a way to bitch about this too.
>>8899649
Sterling Archer
Dio and Giorno
Marie Bell Breguet
Emi
>>8899649
Eric Andre
Citizens of Dalaran! Raise your eyes to the skies and observe! Today our world's destruction has been averted in defiance of our very makers! Algalon the Observer, herald of the titans, has been defeated by our brave comrades in the depths of the titan city of Ulduar. Algalon was sent here to judge the fate of our world. He found a planet whose races had deviated from the titans' blueprints. A planet where not everything had gone according to plan. Cold logic deemed our world not worth saving. Cold logic, however, does not account for the power of free will. It's up to each of us to prove this is a world worth saving. That our lives... our lives are worth living.
>Entry
>>8899649
Fedor Holz
>>8899649
Ronaldo
Pet Shop
SETH RIGGINS
Ahri
Bayonetta
Len
>>8899521
254
what the HECK
i gotta step up with jobbing
Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus
Junpei Iori
>>8899649
Ichirin Kumoi
Yukine
>>8899715
wouldn't acknowledge it if you didn't address me, I don't care
tfw internet justice warrior
Cirno
>>8899649
Ginshi Shirazu
Yasuri Shichika
>>8899649
Nyuu
>tfw kept clicking XXXIV thinking it was the post number
The Joy
>>8899734
No point in doing that road now that you're in the top 20%
Mouths
Sakuya Izayoi
>>8899758
I recognize that mouth on the right...
>>8899649
late vinny
>>8899694
>no bulge
Dropped
Kamata-kun
>>8899649
King Kaito
>>8899621
Err..
>Kaito takes a moment putting a hand to his own chin.
Hmm.. Oh! I hope you all go down first flush!
>>8899649
Ash Crimson
Caster
>>8899741
>doesn't care
>defends his point to the death
>>8899634
No they don't matter if you are first reply, because I just watched someone take valuable time with a shooting involved, to tell people online about, in an attempt to make them not worry.
>>8899759
N-nani!
>>8899786
I don't care they are going to bed
learn to comprehend cause and effect
Lum!
>>8899789
>that image
Really makes you think
>>8899754
most people's points are extremely close to each other so it should be easy to go down
>>8899769
Hey mate.
>>8899767
The bulge is there!
It's under the heart!
>>8899789
>Yukine's a Goodrafag
>>8899789
Male (Female) Goodra
>>8899779
>>8899760
F-fuck.
Alright
>>8899784
>>8899789
FUCKING JEJ
>>8899665
but i got massive kills yesterday
>>8899789
nice image faggot
>>8899822
Jesus man.
>tfw no one enters me into rosters when I'm afk
>>8899803
>not naming it funky yunkine
You had one job.
>>8899817
>>8899821
>>8899833
>>8899838
NOW
I am btfo
fucking 4chan itself just memed on me
>>8899669
>not a hamdog
Why even bother?
>>8899836
Who are you, and I'll take a look
>>8899850
OwO
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
Ahri
>>8899860
>kissu
>>8899866
I accept this challenge.
how can I recover?
>Yukine
>>8899845
>tfw nobody cares when I'm blogposting
>>8899868
Heeeeeere it comes....
>>8899866
Yer a good guy for bumping it. I'll make sure to kill in yer name, host.
>>8899866
Host please fix my name
>>8899866
i'm ready to step up my jobbing game
>>8899774
>>8899866
>>8899789
>Goodrafag
Gross.
GOODRA IS SHIT.
SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!
>>8899850
>That got a giggle from me.
>>8899887
Ahri
>>8899866
>sighs
Let's begin.
>>8899898
GOODRA IS FEMALE REEEEEEEEE
>>8899801
!!!!!
>[THE WORLD]
>In less than a blink of an eye, the other sakuya was wearing a shirt to cover her naked upper body.
>>8899705
Which Ahri is our Ahri...
>>8899731
>>8899674
>>8899694
Not bad Nonon.
>>8899661
I keep seeing you around... who the hell are you?
>>8899774
I guess final words can't all be magnificent. But enough of that, may their trip be an enjoyable one. Farewell.
>As she pushes it down, the mountain begins to swirl. And swirl and swirl. Her ever present smile begins to falter.
I don"t think we planned this well.
>>8899866
I feel like singing right now. Maybe someone will join me?
>>8899866
Let's go!
>>8899866
I like the look of that guy left to me.
Alright, I better not die for some stupid reason or taken to an asylum this time.
Prepare the mirror little goat!
>>8899866
Good,good,let's start.
>>8899887
Aww... I missed it...
>>8899892
And you are?
>>8899825
>okay, I'll reply one last time. Not all nailguns use air. There are nailguns that use blanks tobpropel the nail, and while they are .22 blanks, they still have the sqme report as a normal .22 does. While that may not seem like much being a .22, not all people can differentiate between a .22 and a 9mm. No more, I'm here to have fun, not derail the game.
>>8899941
Me.
>>8899941
It doesnt matter who we are, what natters is our plan
>>8899921
I could recognize her anywhere she's... hmm...
It's her : >>8899674
But hey, they're creating clones of our factions members, I'm not going to complain.
>>8899908
FUCK YOU
WHY DID THEY GIVE THE SLUG DRAGON ANIME EYES
I'M NOT OVER IT
>tfw Reigen doesn't accept your challenge
>>8899863
that would be obvious desu
maybe later
>>8899976
Why do you care
>Takes 3,784 damage from meme based attacks
[KO]
>>8899973
>inb4 free Reigen meme image
https://youtu.be/ewRjZoRtu0Y?t=56
With the power of theses 9s, I say we ban all the old fags from our games.
Yukine is based as fuck.
Which cancer will get the 9/0s?
>>8899866
>two Ahri
Are you serious asgore??
At least swap the cancerous clone for fuck's sake
>>8899985
>low healthpool
lmaoing at ur life
>>8899980
because it's fun
>>8899521
What does the winner get anyway
When does it end
>>8899985
>The Inkling shoves a burg in the woman's mouth, hoping to revive her.
>>8899999
Oh look, I was right.
Cancer did get the 9s.
>>8899985
I got memed harder
fucking goodra is female memed on
by the site itself, I am fucking destroyed
>>8900010
Why do you care about not asking in the threads I mean
>>8899999
kys
>>8899999
Checked
>>8899921
You haven't heard?
Reigen Arataka, Genius Psychic of the 21st Century, Expert of Exorcisms and Rising Star of the Paranormal World.
I summon ______
>>8899868
>tfw cant find good c.c. doujins
Why even liv3
>>8899958
Ya I'll agree with that.
>>8900029
Don't bully my waifu you fucking cancerous piece of shit.
>>8899999
wasted get
>>8900001
>OFF
>BY
>ONE
>>8899999
Nice one, Len. Prepare for some lame memes from ass-blasted faggots.
>>8899896
Will do.
>>8899950
Aight, fixed it.
>>8899954
...Oooookaaay.
>>8899948
Can you please just shut the fuck up? You, Yukine, and the anons?
>>8900004
I don't see how the possibility of Ahri killing herself isn't absolutely hilarious. Do you hate fun?
Starting ASAP.
>>8900032
How will we ever [Recover]?
>>8900023
>She'd be choking if she was able to breathe
>>8900006
*ahem*
>
>>8899866
Nyuu.
>tfw oldfags are going to chimp out
>>8900080
>I don't see how the possibility of Ahri killing herself isn't absolutely hilarious. Do you hate fun?
Can't you see it's taking up a spot and completely shitting up the tournament thing?
I guess we can start entering our avas twice then.
>>8900080
I don't know I just need the last reply, don't mention me
don't mention me and you won't get one
>>8900080
>I said it was the final reply. Sorry for derailing your game.
>>8900080
>allowing dupes
Yo~!
I'm not too late for a game right now, am I!? It's time for a good fight!
>>8900083
>level 7
dude just stop lmao
>Assgore making all the wrong moves
>>8899896
Those are some big glas-.. I-I mean you don't have to do this, it's my fault I'm late.
>>8899926
>Kaito shrugs having his arm already in the toilet. He reaches into the toilet and starts pushing coins down it, the water flooding out of the bowl before receding back into the bowl when the coins are cleared.
Whew.. We should have done a few at a time..
>He reaches up and wipes his forehead with his wet arm stopping halfway.
Oh.. Eww..
>>8900117
I miss you.
>tfw asshurt is immense
>>8900048
It would seem that I have not. Exorcisms you say though? What is your opinion of the Pandemonium faction?
>nonchalantly takes a big drink of whiskey
>>8900104
lol shut up salty faggot xd
>>8900117
What's it look like, idiot? Stop being lazy and maybe ya might get a chance next time. Stupid.
>>8900034
im too shy
also idk who the tourney guy is
>>8900083
>The Inkling pokes and prods the burg, trying to shove it into her mouth more
C'mon.
>>8900080
>Assgore being a cunt
Get of your high horse you fucking newfag trash.
>>8900117
>brb gunshots
>>8899866
If not too late, swap me out for this person please.
>>8900117
>>8900117
You know, I'd rp with you if you weren't such a brick wall of an ava. Nothing I say to you matters.
>>8899866
Yo, real talk Gorey get rid of that second Ahri please
>>8900146
Me
I'm replying to you
>>8900160
Isn't Aussa the same way?
>>8900158
Why are you cancer?
>>8900154
>Pulls the shitstorm strings from behind the scenes
Lol ur all my puppets, dance!
>tfw gonna get all my Discord buddies together to spam the game with memes because lol newfags xd
>>8900191
What did he mean by this?
And now you can see the jaded oldfags using Yukine's autism as an attempt to samefag a shitstorm and derail the games.
Not today faggots.
>>8900191
>newfags still think spam affects HG
>>8900164
oh
i still have no idea who you might be
>>8899999
>when /trash/ fucked up twice on the same day
>tfw stay up for 25 hours a day doing the same shit
>>8900136
Miss ME? Shouldn't ya save that for Yuugi!?
Heheh... Well, don't worry, I'm here now!
>>8900154
>oh wait that was me shooting myself. Carry on. :v
>>8900145
Who you callin' lazy!? Ya look like you just rolled outta bed seconds ago!
Alright, I get it though... I'll just wait until the next game.
>>8900137
Oooor not! Looks like I'm in after all!
>>8900141
Pff. I have little care for whatever sort of costume contest they're supposed to be throwing. As an exorcist I deal with evil spirits, and I get rid of them more effectively than any other esper I have known, not that there are that many.
What makes you ask? Is this supposed to be some sort of recruitment program?
>>8900117
I'm afraid you're just a tad too tardy. But do not fret! I hear that watching a fight is just as exciting as being in one.
>>8900128
>The water stops just short of her boots. She looks as though she is highly considering to dry them off, her smile once again returning.
What's done is done. Your sacrifice must be commended. I'm not sure how but I just know it should.
>>8900206
I'm not even samefagging
I'm too good to anon reply
>tfw underage don't realize they're getting memed on
>>8900217
I just want to know who *you* are, so I can see if something needs to be fixed.
Why enter a game when you can just use cute anime girls and beg for spots?
>mfw sitting back and watching newfags false flag in an attempt to stir up shitposting
>>8900219
/THLG/ on suicide watch
>>8900117
You didn't even bother trying to enter, take a wild guess. Hey, Suika, good seeing you.
>>8900229
I ain't the lazy one, shithead! I was here on time cuz I gotta job to do! The fuck were you doing while we were lining up!? Do I gotta carry you here next time or what!?
>>8900220
Depends on what you were doing.
>>8900219
>implying that it didn't fuck up by allowing you pedophiles
>>8900244
Not talking about you.
The ebin discordfags are using your shitposting momentum as a way to create an even bigger shitstorm.
>>8900219
>It's /trash/'s fault that you don't get the get?
BLOODBATH!
I guess it's confirmed he's better than Pewds.
Archer, stop that.
Astaroth removing perhaps the most disturbing tribute in explosive fashion.
We got some heavy drinkers in the roster today. let's see how long they do without collapsing into alcoholism.
this reply is directed to post number eight million nine hundred thousand two hundred nineteen
sorry i didnt post an epic meme with my post to make it not a wasted get you shit
>>8899973
>>8900234
No just trying to figure out if we are going to have some kind of problem since you're currently listed as a member of Gals being Pals
>>8900306
Absolutely not
>>8900253
nah you dont need to do that
>>8900306
A mere broken leg will not stop me!
>>8900254
>implying i begged
>>8900240
Luckily for me, someone just gave up their spot!
Heh... Looks like I get to compete after all!
>she pounds her fist into her open palm
Oi, you're gonna be fightin' too, huh?
>>8900264
Oh... Hey, Rika.
>>8900276
Don't patronize me, asshole! I can carry myself just fine!
And where do you get off talkin' to me like that, human!?
When we meet in the arena, you're gonna be sorry they let me into the arena at all!
>>8900306
Huh? I think I may have thrown that one too hard... Ah, well!
>>8900306
That'll be 1000 yen
>>8900306
Aw hell yeah! I didn't know they let you do this kinda thing in arenas! They should allow this for every game!
>>8900306
I'm used to see dropped jaws whenever I go for a walf so of course I know how to deal with that.
>>8900286
oh
I didn't even mean to shitstorm tbqh
at the beginning I was questioning legitimacy
at the end I was saying
if you got shit going down, put rl above hg
hg needs nothing in that situation, you just need to do what you have to do.
>>8900342
If I made a mistake, I don't want to be losing sleep over it
>>8900306
HAHAHAHA! Get out of my way while you still can!
>>8900344
Oi, where'd all that enthusiasm vanish to? Did I do something to piss you off?
>Shitposting in erp and HG
Fucking faggots, I hope that everynight in your sleep, you get raped and beaten by fucking shrek. Shrek fucks you till your butthole bleeds and blood oozes from your nipples, he opens your mouth and puts his giant cock in your tiny mouth, your jaws can't handle the pressure and break. Your mouth hangs open while blodd flowing and shrek thrusting back and forth in your mouth.
>>8900306
Well, my skills have certainly gotten rusty.
>>8900306
Not even a day here and I already earned myself a rival! This shall be thrilling.
>>8900306
And I'm all out of gum.
I think. I'm not even sure what gum is supposed to be
>>8900147
>The burger is smashed into an unrecognizable mess, propping open her jaw with grease and ketchup spilling out of the corner of her lips
>she died as she lived. With a mouth stuffed full of meat
Tfw newfags are always at fault and i can do no wrong.
>>8900297
Me on the right.
>>8900306
Look at that fag, drinking to forget about his bullying, how cu- OH FUCK MY HEAD.
IT'S HURTING EVEN HARDER THAN EARLIER.
>>8900323
Are -we- going to have some sort of problem? Likely not.
However I cannot say the same for my fellow members. Our faction is merely a group of independents fighting under one banner. They are your primary concern, not I.
>>8900240
Sacrifice? In the end it's just water.. It's not as if there was anything other than coins in there.. I hope.
>Kaito once again shakes his arm and sleeve off trying to dry it off.
Ah, I just thought of something.. If they somehow make it to ocean if they'll see all kinds of sea life..
>>8900306
It's not about records, it's about fun!
Tfw im going to be hg's hero
>>8900344
Yeah? What's a midget like you gonna do? I don't know what kinda ghoul ya are, but I swear on my life I'll put you deep into the ground if I see ya. I'd recommend staying outta my fucking sight, or else I'll demolish ya.
DAY 1!
Jesus Christ, Marie, alright.
I'd make the same mistake, Cirno. Don't worry.
That's...really disturbing.
But she hates everyone I thought?
Sports guys aren't known for being intelligent.
For what it's worth, that is one tasty-looking burger.
THE AUTISM REMOVER STARTS REMOVING.
>>8900371
There's probably a thread for this right now on /trash/.
>>8900404
SCREAMS FROM THE HATERS, GOT A NICE RING TO IT
I GUESS EVERY SUPERHERO NEED HIS THEME MUSIC
>>8900446
Tell me about it
>>8900363
dont think too much about it
also i miscalculated and you were right
>>8900434
That is alright with me, you just seemed somewhat competent, it would be a shame to kill you.
Tfw too retarded too realize my one method won't work.
>>8900454
what the HECK
it's the bird's fault
it's all his fault
>>8900454
I don't want to watch anymore or at all! Please stop..!
>>8900454
>pulls out a half eaten lollipop covered in cotton and hair
Here you go, enjoy!
>>8900454
>No one man should have all that power.
Are you guys...like... fucking serious?!
>>8900489
Krehehehee!
>>8900454
So, what, am I in the center of whatever the judging was?
>>8900454
She? Do I look like a fucking she to you!? What kinda girl looks this fucking good!?
>>8900454
>Agrias just stares at Reigen with dead eyes
>>8900495
Well when you show up to a beauty pageant naked...?
Gotta wear somethin hot blue demon chick
>>8900454
I don't want to know of your inspiration for this..
>>8900365
Eh, naaah... I just don't feel like I guess. Ya don't make it fun for me~.
>>8900454
Yeah, it kinda is.
...Why do I feel kinda on edge all of a sudden? It's givin' me the creeps.
>>8900449
Tch.... Listen, buddy, cause I want ya to know just what you're dealin' with!
>she approaches with a vicious grin. Using her powers, she grows enough to meet his gaze, eye to eye
I'm no ghoul. It's an oni you've made an enemy of! The oni known as Suika Ibuki! My strength is enough to topple mountains when I get serious!
So if you're gonna try to threaten me, you better make it good.. .Ya got that!?
>>8900495
They are just jealous don't worry Asty.
>Pats you on the back.
NIGHT 1!
Cats are assholes. Or is she a fox? Whatever.
This hamburger ain't no joke.
But which pair of clothes did she steal?
Vinny will do anything for viewers.
>>8900515
Look, it's 2017. Indeterminate gender is all the rage. Sorry.
>>8900472
Ok......
>>8900480
I'm glad we've come to an understanding.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have work to attend to.
>>8900344
That is quite lucky that you can share a gruesome fate like the rest of us. You would be correct, foul demon. I know that I don't look like much but I've been known to get down.
>>8900437
Maybe they'll send us a letter when they get there. Hopefully some pictures as well. It's been quite a while since I traveled the ocean. But there are more important stuff to worry about.
>>8900454
Well done to it! Maybe I should've removed more than just my hat?
Tfw can delude myself into thinking i'm just.
>>8900403
>The Inkling shakes the woman a few more times.
Get up.
>>8900548
Road
>>8900454
Uh... thanks.
>>8900548
... does someone smell burnt wood?
>>8900548
this weapon is broken
it's supposed to shoot water only
>>8900548
Ha! You missed!
>>8900523
But I *did* wear something. I just... didn't put a lot of clothes that's all. What's the point of veiling your own beauty like that? It should've been enough.
Tfw my friends and other people like me will provide support if anyone opposes me.
>>8900551
sorry for sounding like an autist
tfw gunshots
>>8900548
I fell into some mud and got sprayed by a skunk, so today wasn't that great.
>>8900454
I just-you jus-...ooooh, I give up.
>>8900538
Well, jee, just say I bore you, then, and get on with it, would you? If it means anything I always though you were pretty enjoyable to hang around, when I wasn't being depressed and drunk.
>>8900548
....
Man. You buddhists are damn weird.
>>8900548
Don't even ask why!
You know why!
>>8900548
I thought you wanted to die, Len!
>>8900548
Ha ha! I finally caught up to you-
>After walking onto the woman, she has a look at confusion at what she's wearing.
I must have confused you for someone else. Tata.
>>8900548
I really hope... I didn't hit myself.
Really, I'm tired of dying in stupid ways. I'm suspecting you of rigging the game.
>>8900547
Yeah probably... Or maybe they're just american fatties. Humans are getting stranger everyday.
tfw gun
DAY 2!
I warned you all about that hamburger, didn't I?
Vinny is getting increasingly desperate for viewers.
Didn't you die that exact same way last time? 'Cause, if so, that's fuckin' funny.
Mayhem living up to her name.
>>8900575
Road.
>>8900538
Yeah, yeah. I gotcha. I ain't afraid of ya or anything. I'm giving you time to rethink yer words.
>he shoves her out of he way
Trust me, I ain't gonna go easy on ya. I don't care if yer a ghoul or not, honestly. If ya can't die here, then all ya are to me is a target for target practice. Do what ya do best and stand around as wait for me to deal with ya, okay? The more ya struggle, the more painful it'll be.
>>8900548
Tch. Indeterminate gender my ass. I dunno what that means, but you and that Marie girl sound like hacks with yer big words.
brb guys i heard gunshn
>>8900548
What th' hell is all this? Your art sucks!
>>8900557
Wh- Foul!? Oi, I know I'm not the most refined demon out there but I do wash myself, y'know!
Bah, whatever... Guessin' you're a witch or somethin' like that.
>she takes a drink from her gourd
Or maybe a demon hunter... Hrm... a secretary?
You're kinda hard to pin down...
>>8900614
Huh... Well now I dunno what quite t' think.
You really did go through a phase though, y'know that?
>>8900636
Whoa...! Gah, now I'm tripping over stuff!
Get your big ugly head outta the way!
Hey did you guys hear somet
>>8900636
tfw sni
>>8900636
Time to settle down between you and I!
>The moment she approaches the hamburger, the demon living inside comes to lives and tears her body appart.
>tfw dead for the 4th time without killing anyone
>LEN WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!!!!!!! GIVE ME BACK MY LUCK
>>8900636
...of course you did.
Look, just go bother someone else.
>>8900636
So yer gonna help me up soon...host? Don't be a dick to yer guests.
>>8900636
Did my trash can suddenly end up being part of some RPG?
i bet candlejack is in this thread that motherf
>>8900625
Yes, I'm obviously not who you're looking for!
Why you would hunt down someone as amazing, lovely, wonderful,and great as Cirno is a mystery to me, but she isn't here
>>8900689
Oh fuck Candlejack?! Can't that guy just lea
>>8900648
What phase we talking about, the existential soulful rambling about concerns, or that part where I lied through my teeth about what I was?
>>8900636
WHAT THE HELL AGAIN!?
>>8900673
you took my jobbing ability
i never knew
give my jobbing ability back man that ain't cool
>>8900636
Is that a challange?
Don't think you can beat me!
>proceeds to do nothing as well
NIGHT 2!
Mokou, if I were you, I wouldn't piss him off.
Is...Is it *snicker* Joy Division? Hahah!
This hamburger is scaring me now.
This Arena sponsored by Vinesauce.
>>8900713
I don't get it? Who is Candlejack?
Some sort of ani
>>8900636
You look just like my thanatos! I would whip it out but I want to make this fair to the others. So how did you die? Was it any fun?
>>8900648
>She brings her hands to her face at the 'w' word. A shocked look to accompany it.
I am none of those things. Just a simple elevator attendant, nothing special at all. It's a little too early to be drinking. You also seem a little too young. I do remember there being a limit of some kind.
>2007 meme
>>8900548
>Kaito reaches up and rubs his broken jawline.
Ugh..
>>8900557
Something more important? Is it the fact that the coins will eventually get worn out by the water? Or.. I don't know really..
>>8900636
I guess her name is right..
>>8900717
Let's make a deal really, I can't handle this any longer.
>gives contract
Sign this and relinquish your newfound luck, you can keep that jobbing stuff whatever, I don't want it!!
>>8900728
Nyuu?
>>8900745
>complaning about memes when Candlejack is in this thr
Why it's always the shittiest filler that get deadly during Asgore's game.
I believe they might be cursed.
>>8900728
You can handle that yourself, right? I don't have any problem with whoever you're talking about
>man, the anons must live in pretty bad parts of town. Be careful, everyone!
>>8900644
Like hell I'm gonna back down now!
>she only gets pushed an inch or two away
There WAS a time where humans actually were afraid of us! They were the smart ones...
>she goes for another swig of her gourd
Bet'cha I outlast you in this game!
>>8900673
>she pats her on the shoulder
Eeeeh, there's always next time! Gotta keep a brave face on for the rest of the team~!
>>8900714
Mmmmostly the latter.
Looks like you've at least grown outta that....
>>8900739
An attendant! Of a....what?
>sigh
Look, I know what I look like, but I'm an oni! I can drink as much as I want. I'm probably even older than you!
>>8900728
S-sorry for this.
I want to live too...
>>8900728
Out of the way everyonr, I'm coming through
>>8900728
Uh, that was an accident.. good game.
>An elevator opens up.
>>8900756
deal
i better be dead soon
DAY 3!
That turkey has done a better job than you so far, Aku.
Nero confirmed furfaggot now?
Maybe that cured her autism. Who knows?
You picked the absolute worst member of your group to DM. Yes, I'm including the bird in that consideration.
>>8900782
I think it's a warning that even the most everyday things are out to get you. You could choke on a hamburger, get food poisoning, burn your mouth, etc. Watch out.'
>>8900810
Ay, no, fuck this. I saw that shitty horror movie with an elevator. I ain't dying in one.
>>8900692
So her name was Cirno. A higher force told me to look for her for some reason. You seem to know a lot about her, anything I should be afraid of when I confront her?
>>8900728
>What a horrible fate, subjecting a simple elevator attendant to this! But it doesn't look like she cares or is hurt. At all.
>>8900782
I have bad luck in Asgore's games
>>8900817
We're in for an interesting night, guys.
>>8900728
>>8900818
Gah! I hate it! Look lady, stop thinking yer good enough to kill me! Yer gonna meet the same fate that long haired kid met if you don't give up now!
>>8900793
Yeah? I betcha ya won't! I'm not even human anyways! Yer acting like ya have a clue what I can do!
But don't worry, little Suika, I'll show you soon enough. You'll be looking at me like a true monster when I'm done here!
>>8900810
What's up with this shit? I don't remember there being a second floor here.
>>8900817
Yer gonna turn it to 92.7. That's the station that gets ya pumped during times like these.
>>8900810
Ugh, now what?
>>8900817
I should probably give them back later.
>>8900728
A mechanical one! Easy.
>>8900817
I don't think she should be the DM honestly...
>>8900817
throw me off the balloon
>>8900817
>Pet Shop plays an Aarackoa Sorcerer.
>>8900817
Third from the bottom; remind yourself to fix that typo.
>>8900817
So....
What do I do now?
>>8900818
Everything! I- I mean she is the most fearrd fairy known to everything!
You should be really careful
>>8900817
I have no idea what I'm doing
>>8900748
I was thinking more of my boots.
>She points down to them, the pair faintly wet form the toilet disaster.
I only have the one pair and I need to dry them. However I see nothing to dry them with.
>>8900817
>She gets into a sitting position and not much else as she looks through her book.
I can feel myself getting more flexible already!
>>8900815
I hope so. Let's see how that works.
>>8900793
I might have been cursed or something, there's no other explanation...
But you're right, you guys are still in it. Kick some ass for me ok?
...
Mhh wait? You know that girl with the tank?
>>8900856
dumb bird u cant play chess lol
>>8900851
>>8900817
>>8900851
Just step on in and enjoy the ride to the top! There's a great prize waiting for you!
>>8900817
I don't need cloths anyway, i still got my energy pizza
NIGHT 3!
You tried, Aku.
If it's that fucking essay of a monologue you gave me, I'm going to personally find you and kill you.
Has Dach finally found true love after wading through all the autism?
>>8900860
Ah, good catch. I'll give you a BJ later in gratitude.
>>8900885
I'm hosting a game, thanks.
>>8900817
>thanks for hosting, and congrats to who wins. Off to bed.
>also, sorry again for pissing you off earlier, host.
>>8900894
Only if BJ stands for butterscotch jellybean
>>8900894
"Citizens of Dalaran! Raise your eyes to the skies and observe! Today our world's destruction has been averted in defiance of our very makers! Algalon the Observer, herald of the titans, has been defeated by our brave comrades in the depths of the titan city of Ulduar. Algalon was sent here to judge the fate of our world. He found a planet whose races had deviated from the titans' blueprints. A planet where not everything had gone according to plan. Cold logic deemed our world not worth saving. Cold logic, however, does not account for the power of free will. It's up to each of us to prove this is a world worth saving. That our lives... our lives are worth living."
>>8900899
Bonne reves
>>8900810
The hell? What's this...?
>she peers inside, before walking in
>>8900817
Been a little while since I've done yoga... But man, does it feel niiiice~! Time for some more stretching!
>>8900844
Oh, go to hell! Callin' me little....
We'll see now, won't we?! There hasn't been an opponent I've ran from yet!
But it'll be kinda hard to tell if I won if I don't even know who ya are!
>>8900872
BAh, that's silly. You're the one that does the whole curse thing~.
Don't worry about things like luck and keep doin' your best, got it?
...Uhh, yeah. Guess I do, sorta. What's it to ya?
>>8900894
Jeez! They must've drank a lot of milk, these are tough...
>>8900885
>enters
>>8900894
do you also happen to have an electric chair i can get on
>>8900836
>>8900852
>>8900856
I have no idea what a dungeon master is supposed to do, so just tell me already. But because the word master is in it I assume I get to command everyone around
>>8900885
>The Inkling walks in without hesitation
>>8900885
I'm not buying it.
>you replied to me twice. Good job.
>>8900894
So, uh, mind if I borrow your power for a while?
>>8900817
Nyuu...
>>8900836
>>8900852
>>8900856
>>8900934
We should re-do the vote, this time don't include Cirno in it.
>>8900844
>The zapping stops a little while. Leaving the woman a little singed but no less hurt from it.
Whoo, what a shocking experiencing!
>>8900810
Anyone wants to get in? Elevators are the greatest way to travel!
>>8900865
Everyhing? Even the kitchen sink? She does sound rather fearsome. But she must be taken down. Maybe she has a weakness?
>>8900894
I got something for doing nothing. This place works in mysterious ways.
>>8900870
>He lets out a heavy sigh and pulls the long blue scarf off of his neck and holds it out.
This should be a fine substitute for a towel, right?
>>8900894
Wait..! You don't even have legs how can you kick me..?
>>8900934
Oh god it's learning.. But I have a bad feeling about this already..
>>8900894
Had enough?
Don't think you can escape from me just by stopping with breathing you idiot this isn't over!
>>8900894
Ya gotta do more than that if you wanna win my heart. Actually, ya can just buy my love.
>>8900926
Guess there's no harm in me telling ya my name. Genshi Shirazu, but ya better call me Shirazu. I don't know ya or like ya enough to have you call me Genshi.
>he extends his hand out towards her
I really don't like little shits like you, but may the best fighter win.
DAY 4!
That sounds completely correct for Eric. No-so-much for his partner.
This hamburger is going after some big targets now.
What do you think, Suika?
You people are making some fucked-up portraits.
Aku starting his reign of terror?
>>8900910
It can stand for whatever you want it to, baby~.
>>8900918
I'm going to fucking throttle you.
I'm going to go pee, don't start a game without me. :^)
If you say his name three times, he comes to host.
>>8900793
As far as you know, that is~. But...yeah. You get tired of living a lie after a while, especially Hey. Sorry about being that way. Honest.
>That lazy grin on her face turns to an awkward one.
>>8900856
>But there's not enough spells that deal any type of damage other than Fire. Go Lore Wizard and make everything Cold damage.
>>8900926
Tcch, why do everyone assume that? I only do it if people want it... Turns out they want it a lot actually.
Oh well. I just thought she looked strong in the outside, I liked that demon thing of her.
She might make a great ally, but I heard she perfers to keep it solo. You could have convinced her to join maybe.
>>8900983
Candlejack
Candlej
>>8900981
No need to thank me Len!
>>8900981
>Pet Shop sends it to the man.
KReheheheheh.
>>8900986
>Touche.
>>8900981
Gau.
Just fix the event.
>>8900983
Me Me Me!
>>8900981
That creepy bird's at it again
>>8900981
i didn't even job properly this time
oh well good enough
: /
>>8900966
>>8900975
What's the problem?
Is this some sort of game, why do you want to exclude me?
>>8900973
She has none! She's truly unstoppable. Only begging for mercy will help once I- I mean she gets angry
>>8900973
You can be for real right now. How's a little girl like you manage to shrug that off? Not even the long-haired guy did that, and he looks a little meatier than ya.
>>8900981
Ya look like you'd melt, so I wanted to try it out. Ain't no harm in science.
>>8900981
This idea sounds familiar, but i can't put my finger on it.
>>8900981
Well, now you've made me angry. Is that what you wanted?
>Merak's chair grabs Dalaran and sends him flying.
>>8900981
I don't think I like eggs anymore
>>8901041
That is actually quite clever, elevator-kun