Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gorey Gauntlet XXXIII
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
Now: First 48 for the Gorey Gauntlet XXXIII.
Reigen Arataka
>>8894041
Damon Gant
>>8894041
Lenny
Rokurou Rangetsu
Ruby Gloom
YoRHa No.9 Type S
>>8894041
Lum!
>>8894041
Space Dandy
Classy Raven
Suz
>>8894041
Zyra
Inkling
>>8894041
Astaroth
>>8894041
Rika
Sadayo Kawakami
>>8894041
Goro Akechi
teh ch33f
>>8894041
Angela-45
>>8894041
Fumi Kanno
Nino
>>8894041
Sergeant Feels
>>8894041
Alex Shelley
>>8894041
Kaito
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8894041
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8894041
Emi
Len
Shitpost Police Adachi
>>8894041
Grora
Widum Boise
>>8894041
Eric Andre
Han-Tyumi
>>8894041
Landkarte
>>8894041
CM Phil
Togame
>>8894041
Irotsuki
>>8894041
Merak
A Wasp
Yasuri Shichika
>>8894041
Aikawa
>>8894041
Sticky Fingaz
Elias Ainsworth
>>8894087
I know what you're trying to do, but I will beat you
C.C.
>>8894041
Whoresea
>>8894041
Cinnamon Roll
I'm just a lowly /co/ guy nominating Burnbot from Brain Dump.
>>8894135
>ROOTS FOR WASPINGLY
Regi
Anders Holm
Nagato
>>8894145
...What?
>>8894159
>We don't require sources to be listed here thankfully. Enjoy yourself.
>>8893991
>pets Anon
Well I hope you enjoy it.
>>8894018
Thanks for playing Landie.
>>8894021
He trusts me to host them, his current situation prevents him from doing so, unlike me, I have time to host.
>>8894159
Don't mind me, just taking your firsties from you.
>kissu
>>8894041
Elizabeth
>>8894041
Gabriel
>>8894160
>Pets tenderly
>>8894176
Just used to it, i'm just here to see how you guys do your games here and hopefully better the relationship between our two game threads.
>>8894184
can i tap the gab
>>8894189
Wocka flocka flaaaaaame.
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
>>8894177
Landie? That's quite the nickname I have now~
>>8894097
>>8894092
>>8894134
>>8894172
Join my faction
>>8894203
>and hopefully better the relationship between our two game threads.
You don't want to do that. Trust me.
>>8894139
>Thanks for hosting Hungertale, couldn't RP atm
>>8894121
>Slow ironic claps
>>8894203
I hope you have more than one picture
>>8894088
>>8894172
>>8894212
>>8894212
Swap
>>8894073
>>8894184
Thanks for hosting!
>>8894213
Well it's cutest one I could think of, anywho, tootle-loo.
>>8894212
>Looking to her fellow group members, Ahri grins.
Playtime's over. Let's have some -real- fun.
>>8894214
No.
>>8894214
How are you gonna get people to join like that
>>8894212
Welp, I don't know about the rest of you, but I know I'm ready to kick some ass in the games tonight.
>>8894216
I don't mean we each combine into one super thread, just stop being seemingly enemies
>>8894227
I'm gonna stay OOC, but use pictures just so that you guys know.
>>8894212
Let's see if I'll fare better this time.
>>8894212
I accept this challenge.
>>8894212
Looks good to me!
>>8894218
Ah, there you were.
MAke my bed for me.
>>8894231
Thank you. I really appreciate it.
>>8894212
Well, ONE of our group will win..
>>8894214
What faction is it and what benefits dose it have?
>>8894218
>Starts drinking tea with the smuggest look on his face.
And you said I would never find the other three members.
>>8894239
Ta-ta!
>>8894203
Here's some codes I have. Feel free to take them to your threads and use them.
EkyU8lyJ
abUU4rHG
bEJ7MGuC
>>8894212
i better not get the same bloodbath event again
>>8894253
We're enemies?
>>8894212
>>8894240
It looks like we've grown a few enemies since last time Ahri, but yes let's show them what we're made of.
>>8894240
>In a rare moment of greentexting stage directions, Lenny grins.
>yfw gal pal is slang for lesbian
>>8894212
Dreadfully boring team other than miss Raven who had the pleasure to meet me and shares my class
>>8894239
Thanks.. but are you sure? I mean.. i'm distracted with vidya and all that to reply to slides that quick
>>8894244
I dunno...
How would you do it?
>>8894273
It's the cliche military faction. We have guns and stuff.
>>8894212
Perfect! Let's get started.
>>8894212
The only dude in a district of babes, this is how the harem ending will be unlocked little by little.
>>8894291
kek
>>8894291
You know the drill.
Uncropped.
>>8894280
I don't believe we're enemies to be honest, it's just that many of your guys end up shitposting on our games and I assume some of our guys do the same.
>>8893970 (Raven)
Of course, it's only a privilege to use others as bait to meet your own ends. You should feel good knowing that you could have been used to help me win.
>>8894291
You look like Aikawa IRL
>>8894296
>Gal pal is slang for lesbian
If only Chris knew.
>>8894212
Let us begin!
>>8894316
We shitpost ourselves actually. And harder than anyone else too.
>>8894299
Alright deal, where do I sign?
>>8894303
Touch me and I will strangle you
>>8894316
Burnbot please
you're not helping
>>8894214
No.
>I already joined another faction with a different ava. Besides, I don't think Merak would fit in with you guys.
>>8894274
I'm just surprised you've find four other fools to fight alonside you... And that old guy, he's been plaguing america's health in the name of greed for decades but you recruits him?
You must have been *really* desperate.
>>8894263
...Excuse me?
*Something, something leg humping*
>>8894264
>Don't mention it. Hope you do good.
>>8894231
>>8894239
On it.
>>8894279
I'll rig it just for you.
>>8894296
You're thinking of "carpet-muncher."
>>8894316
It's probably literally 2-3 people who work both threads. Don't worry about them, and just enjoy the games.
Starting ASAP.
>>8894353
Touch
>>8894316
>do you realize what you have done
>>8894285
Good. I can't wait to bring them to their knees and reap the sweet rewards...
>>8894303
Well, if it isn't Mr. Space Dandy. How long has it been?
>>8894362
I still have wishes, don't think I forgot. Now make my bed!
>>8894311
http://cartoonporn.mobi/upload/catnews/item/222.jpg
>>8894212
The mission beings now!
Be the last man standing, Shichika!
>Draws sword and gets into battle stance
CHEERIO!
>>8894297
Oh, I wouldn't call Dandy and Suz boring...you should get to know them. They're quite the pair of characters.
>>8894317
And yet you couldn't take the opportunity...if you're going to fail, leave me out of your plans, okay?
>>8894369
are you rigging games
woooooow
>>8894296
Oh shit that reminds me, i have to go "officiall" sign up for the palling valling
>>8894391
It wasn't my plan to string you to that pole, I just took the opportunity to eliminate you, and try to get ahead with that opening.
>>8894351
Ayy welcome aboard then
8(ch) pl/yga/res/1.html
We're the Iron Dogs. Post an image your name and the group you want to join up with in that thread.
Where da host at?
>>8894391
>>8894303
Mr dandy was it? Hopes to get to know me far too well.
>>8894353
To die strangled in bewteen those legs of yours. I wouldn't ask for a better way to lose in this game of life and death, baby!
>>8894384
Shhhh! don't you see I'm trying to-
>Dandy slowly turns around, his attiude fliping in an instant.
But if it isn't my dearest fox lady! It has been like...uh...
>quick peek to his phone
Yeah quite some time.
>>8894434
Sucking dick as usual
>>8894357
Respect, dawg
Which TV shows would make a good code?
Quads
I forgot how much I missed Autocropper fucking up with loooong slides. As in, I didn't miss it at all.
BLOODBATH!
What an interesting delivery service.
That sounds like a scene right out of his show, frankly.
SYMBOLISM, LEN!
Damon Gant confident this time around.
The Shitpost Police have apparently found their first target already.
>>8894441
It's called "multitasking," thanks.
>>8894386
Wish?!! When did you get th-... *realises*
...Fucking anon....
>grumbles and make Aikawa's bed in the simpliest manner ever, without an ounce of care.
>>8894384
Yeah. I trust each of you guys but I fear my original tactic of swarming the field by sheer number might not work as well as I thought.
We need more, evermore power!
...
>>8894362
Greed? Hardly. The executives who rule his domain, most definitely. However he world is always different from how it's founders intended it.
Besides, this just means we have the best food. Which I KNOW you find hard to resist. Ufufufu~ Maybe I should wake you up in the morning for a friendly chat with the smell of Kfc!
>>8894440
>she smirks
You're quite the talker. So what do you do in life that gives you such confidence. You act like you're the tallest tree in the forest.
>>8894454
I might look frail and nonthreatening, but you better not underestimate my jaw strength. I'll chew ALL the bubble gum!
>>8894454
And were off to a fantastic start.
>>8894454
...I've only been here for 5 minutes and things are already starting to be weird...
Mhh... wait? Aren't you that autistic cosplayer from last time?
>>8894391
Yeah! Listen to this wise bunny with the blue hoo- waaaaait a second why are you talking? Rabbits don't talk. Unless you are...
>>8894454
no i'm not sacrificing the goat until you teach me how to
>>8894454
What was that flash just now? Some kind of arte..?
>>8894454
Aren't speed and agility simliar? You can have one without the other but you do need the other to achieve noticeable skill in one. But I do have good agility.
>>8894454
>Snaps pictures with thumb over the lenses
...Is this camera broken...?
>>8894413
Hmm...maybe I can forgive being dangled as a living piece of bait for a monster. Let's see what happens in this game. Oh yeah, hello, Xayah.
>>8894439
That's his style. You'll get used to it if you manage not to kill him first.
>>8894454
>feels a slight bump after running over the guy
What the hell, are there speed bumps in here?
>>8894454
>he still uses tools that don't work(tm)
Pfffft.
>>8894440
You know, teleporting off like that and leaving me here? Rather rude if I do say so myself.
>She huffs, folding her arms across her stomach.
>>8894454
>Lenny responds to my battle-ready post.
>Ahri responds by flattening him.
>She blinks as the ball seems to hit a big bump.
I really hope that wasn't Lenny... I'd feel awful if it was.
>>8894454
>I'll be in the bottom 10 at this point
>>8894457
Hehe! And now you delete the video!
>>8894458
>Acts as if she wasn't bothered by that.
Tcch, KFC? Who needs that. We have our own sponsors too... hmm... That Mc Donalds guy year! He's already conquered the planet, it's not like it's going to be hard for him to crush that puny old guy...
>thinks
(His food is awful though................)
>>8894477
>those perfect eyes
DAY 1!
HE SAID HE WOULD SHOW NO REMORSE, AND BY GOLLY, HE DID. OR...DIDN'T. I'm not quite clear on the structure of that sentence.
Can you even bleed?
Who's the real whore in that scenario?
>>8894488
Fucking I don't know, cut his stomach open. Do I look like I know how to sacrifice goats?
>>8894519
Is there an alternative to Autocropper now?
>>8894454
>>8894477
Ree rEeeeee
>>8894531
Well that was a quick death.
>>8894530
those are anime eyes
>>8894525
WHAT?! No! You can wish for things that are beneficial to YOU! But you can't manipulates others let me check that!
>takes out the contract
>No clause prohibiting acting upon other's free will.
.........
>she conjures the camera video and deletes the compromising file.
>>8894530
>is makin a nigga feel all uncomfortable and shit
>>8894535
FATALITY
>>8894531
BRUTALITY
>>8894531
We r gais who gon t3ach u leason
>>8894531
U-uh... Astaroth?
>Ahri grabs her by the shoulders, turning her towards the giant head.
What is that?!
>>8894512
A... Ca...mer... ra. Is that what that thing's called?
>>8894531
Well, that was a unique experience... Don't think I'll do it again anytime soon though.
>>8894551
Thank you for getting me to watch arby and the chief again
>>8894545
>pets
>>8894531
Ah, I guess we where not off to as good a start as I expected
>>8894545
Happens to the best of us... television lady
>>8894531
What the hell?
I don't remember taking a trip to the South Pole...
>>8894549
g-good thing you backed it up, right?
>>8894513
Possibly, I'm not in this game to participate. Hello Raven.
(I might take a while to respond, been enjoying the Mass Effect Trilogy, close to the end of Two.)
>>8894531
Will blood be good for my roots?
>>8894513
I will keep that in mind. Are all human men this pushy?
>>8894531
Fireshot plugin. Screenshots the whole page, without the menus uptop. And you can crop it from there too if you want to cut out the side part.
>>8894528
(mcdonalds vs kfc is actually happening again, fucking kek.)
A shame. Clowns tend to be the funny ones, not the sad, befallen kind.
Oh well, no chicken and heavens wine for you~~
>>8894531
Mr sandman, bring me a dream
>>8894531
No part of a lowly street gang, am I! The great Strategist Togame observes from the back, directing her tools for victory!
>>8894471
Trees? more like the biggest star in the night sky baby!
>Throws some star-shaped sparkling confety around for visual effects.
Dandy, Space Dandy! Professional alien hunter.
>>8894521
B-But I thought I had taken you with me in the Aloha Oe, baby! If I didn't step on a beer can and smacked my head on the ground I'd have returned right away.
>>8894549
YES! And now you give me the camera and do something equally embarrassing for me to film!
>>8894531
>>8894553
>Acts like it was nothing.
Probably some foold who dug out a cursed artifact and now a eldritch abomination has taken his form.... I've seen that a lot, they never learn..
...
...Sweet hands Ahri.
NIGHT 1!
Reigen looks even more flaming now.
I didn't think that'd be the type of game you were interested in.
JUST WHAT IS CM PHIL PLANNING WITH HIS NEWFOUND PARTNER IN CRIME?!
>>8894576
Huh. I might look into that. Of course, I'm a stick-in-the-mud who still uses HostHelper too, so who knows.
>>8894454
>>8894491
You can't hit what you can't touch. Either way, agility's probably more about "reflexes" rather than raw speed in this case.
>>8894531
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
>>8894557
Ur welcum <3
Jus d01ng mah j0b
>>8894531
Okay, this place looks creepy,
>Numerous holes can be seen throughout the ship, light seeping through each of them.
>>8894531
>watches teammates fall one by one
Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have teamed up with you useless bunch of--
>>8894571
Oh, I'd just assumed you'd thrown a feather into the ring. Some time in the near future, then.
>>8894574
No, not all of them. It just turns out that there are a lot of them here. Some take the hint early on and cool down. Others just assume you're playing hard to get and keep at it.
>>8894567
Y-Yeah I totally did anon! I'm not stupid like that ahah
(Note to self: Find a time machine and record Aikawa again)
>>8894531
screenshot --fullpage in the firefox console
I'm pretty used to used this way by now. I can crop faster than autocropper does.
At least that's how it works on my pc(also tm)
>>8894531
>He watches from the bushes and then looks confused.
T-that thing has blood..?
>>8894603
... Well..
>Kaito looks around for his clothes and sighs.
Guess I'll be feeling the breeze today.
>>8894603
YOU GET YOUR GINGERHEADED MEMEING ASS BACK HERE
>>8894603
Donuts, eh? I wouldn't mind going for some right now.
>>8894603
And now we proceed to catch this rare carnivorous wasp with my fabulous steak as the perfect bait. Flawless...
>>8894531
>>8894551
>>8894587
>>8894615
A loss is a loss. I'm not even mad~.
>>8894603
why didn't you make the duck trample me like wow bruh
>>8894603
You're supposed to kill him, Punk. These are the hunger games!
>>8894603
>>8894612
I know it feels bad, but the church always is shelter for the homeless friend.
>>8894603
There's no way that this is yours, so whose is it?
>>8894607
How "fast" your reflexes are, speed is raw and agility is just controlled speed if taken literally. It just seems like incorrect narration is all~
>>8894603
I thought there might be pancakes, oh well I guess a burger will do
>>8894603
>Falls face fist into the ground at the sight of their defeat
It's already over?!
>Scrambles back up
That was all part of the plan, of course! Shichika! Shut down their houses! Here, I'll write down instructions on how to do it. Just do exactly as it says on the paper!
>>8894603
It's very easy to use. Once installed you press the icon for it and it brings up the image+options. Cropping it further is a simple click n drag. Click save n it saves as .png
>>8894603
Wait what, but you can't just take my shelter. There isn't even a banking system in this game?
>>8894454
Alright I'm ba- and I'm dead already okay I'll just go back to creeping around then.
Hello everyone
>>8894588
>Ahri shrugs, holding up her hands.
Clearly you didn't... A likely excuse.
>>8894593
>The fox girl quickly pulls her hands back, dusting imaginary dust off her dress.
Thank you...?
>>8894603
>A ghost in all black.
Well well Tresh, you're here too? Oh.. You're leaving already? Alright, have fun.
>>8894603
I just need more gold to help me carry later this game
>>8894588
Oh you're some sort of bounty hunter? I knew of rumors of a hunter of men from bilgewater. You must make a small fortune hunting down people.
>>8894615
I'm just shocked to be found attractive in this body. I'm used to the whole flower facade.
>>8894633
Wh-Who even said I was mad?! Losing is part of a life of fighting! I've been fighting all my life! I've lost many times before, this is nothing new!
>>8894660
Hey Archer. How's it hanging?
>>8894531
>>8894550
Vermilion accents!
>>8894615
Of course I'd so such a thing, but the actions wouldn't allow for someone to die by my hands from outside the ring. I'm sure a few of these cretins can impress me though.
DAY 2!
You're not playing Pom. Stop that.
COULD THAT BE THE STRAW THAT BREAKS THE CAMEL'S BACK FOR THEIR RELATIONSHIP?!
C.C. struggling with the simple things this game.
>>8894621
>>8894649
Guess I'll experiment with that next game.
>>8894660
'Sup?
>>8894586
Clown? Funny? Have you lived under a rock for the past century or is heaven really *that* sheltered!
And... tchh! I can live without that shitty wine... I'll get plenty of it once I crush you guys, don't worry!
>>8894590
>urges to find a way to cancel the contract intensifies.
>finds an idea
Embarassing? Tcch, Do you know who you're talking to? There's nothing I can be embarassed of! Sorry cutie, your wet dream will have to wait!
>>8894603
...
A bunch of nerdy cartoon and comic books...
>finds a Violinist of hameln DVD
The guy on this one looks cool though.
>>8894660
Hello, Mister Archer.
>>8894660
Hello.
>>8894684
Mind if I try?
>>8894684
Disgusting people must be cut down to the root so they can no longer grow into the beast they hope to become
>>8894684
What will you do with that puece of junk?
Shoot m-
>>8894684
Baka Shichika! How can you let them say that about you?! You devotion to me should have nothing to do with whether or not I'm dead?!
Regroup at the Inn! We have to think over our plans for the next battle!
>>8894684
i can't believe you just now heard of Fireshot like really dude
>>8894684
Save the animals. What, do I look like a sociopath to you?
>>8894684
Gah! What the hell?!
>Ahri throws the scorpion after getting stung, then clutches her arm.
Someone too cowardly to attack me outright? G-great...
>>8894660
Hello Archer. How's the evening treating you? Getting used to your new powers?
>>8894665
>she smiles faintly and winks at her.
You're welcome.
>looks at the sky
Hmm? See? It's already finished.
>>8894712
>>8894684
I'm proud of you Zyra! Let's unleash the fire of Pandemonium unto them!
Let's keep going!
>>8894684
>after a brief yelp, Suz just lays down and let's the poison run its course.
>>8894681
So freaking beautiful!
>>8894684
So that's how guns work, eh? They don't feel too bad to use, actually. Though it's nothing like carving up opponents with a fine blade.
>>8894724
I like you feels anon
>>8894684
Hmm.. A-at least you tried and that means much more than anything else..!
>>8894724
>Fucking forgot to crop the pic like the idiot I am. Probably gonna shoot myself after this game because of this embarrassment.
>>8894633
>exasperation intensifies
It was a damn four on two! How can you not be at least a little disappointed?!
>>8894670
Some guys like to cast a wide net. Even with that said, it's not like you're hideous.
>>8894682
Oh, you're capable of being impressed? Color me surprised. I thought it was difficult to make an impression on you.
>>8894684
DAMN YOU, WHY FIRE?!
>>8894684
n0t 0n mah w4tch
I r gun m4ke tat b0mb l00k liek ur mum after im d0ne w1th 1t.
>>8894754
Kys Ichigo
>>8894684
>Only (Player) believe him
>>8894757
>You hear an eerie voice coming from the shadow
Try recruiting that bird girl in our ranks Raven. Be subtle
>>8894646
You can be fast without beign trained to react quickly, you know, right?
NIGHT 2!
SUZ GOING COMPLETELY ALL-OUT THIS GAME. SHE'S IN IT FOR THE LONG RUN.
That wasp has strong political opinions. Maybe that will influence the dynamic duo?
I'd be happy if I were you, Roku.
You're bragging to two people whose only fame comes from the Internet, y'know.
>>8894720
Oh, wait, I didn't look closely enough at the name. I've used Fireshot before. I use it for my laptop games still.
>>8894809
I noticed that, too. Will fix.
>>8894621
>I can crop faster than autocropper does
suuure
webm is the press of one button, then another to cancel it:
https://s1.webmshare.com/yA4MP.webm
>>8894688
D-do it! You HAVE to!
>>8894665
>Dandy gives out a long sigh of defeat.
Yeah yeah I could've returned earlier but even I can get in a pinch every now and then. Are you familiar with asteroid rings?
>>8894670
Pfft! Humans? The only part of the human race I'm interested in is gorgeous female gender, baby. I hunt aliens, very dangerous aliens! Good pay, thrills every day, living the dream.
>>8894743
Slaughtering is my second favorite thing next to sitting in the warm sun. Let's do our best and try and win this eh?
>>8894757
Well dear I'm sure you'd pull a lot more men in if you didn't try and hide under that hood. Why do you like that restricting robe.
>>8894839
No one can critique home grown perfection.
>>8894743
Ah... You're right!
>She ignores the compliment, following this with a short laugh.
I'm still not used to some things that happen here.
>>8894839
>The Inkling roots for Suz from the grave.
>>8894839
CHRIS WATCH THIS!
YAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>Punches boulder
>>8894832
You can react slowly, but your actions are still quick, therefore fast. If you are a sprinter, you may not be agile, but you are fast and your legs alone are agile
>>8894675
Pretty good. It hangs well as usual
>>8894684
nothing... Lana wanted to marathon that show adventure time so... that.
>>8894705
Hey Ruby. Why are you faking death?
>>8894706
Hello emo wizard
>>8894743
I am, it's pretty great... still haven't won any games yet though. How about you?
>>8894839
Mm, this sandwich ta-
>Is crushed by a fucking boulder
>>8894839
Well, well, isn't this a pleasant surprise?
>>8894757
No, not really. Except maybe by a flashy golden bird I know.
>>8894673
>>8894757
>Giggles
You both sound so upset~ but it was still fun while it lasted, right?
>>8894842
That's one fast cropping machine.
>>8894839
Why would you do such an evil thing?
>>8894839
>He eventually gets pinned against a wall from the powerful spray.
>>8894869
Because this game is something to die for.
>>8894843
Who would hire someone so foul mouthed. Aren't you supposed to be a professional.
>she smirks
Besides no woman can ever fall for charms like that
>>8894866
Sick, of course momfu can take on all.
>>8894843
>Ahri tilts her head in confusion.
No? What are those? Space rocks?
>>8894839
>Ahri has a strange feeling that something has happened that involves her.
>>8894743
That is a pretty big IF right there.
>>8894869
That's a new one spyguy.
Could anyone cheer me up?
>>8894839
Zyra's treasure came in handy today.
>>8894912
>Punches your side
CHEERIO~!
>>8894912
>pets
>>8894912
You're not Hoshi
>>8894842
How can I feel what I can't feel?
Sorry, you'll have to find something else or be less vag-
You heard nothing.
>>8894850
>>8894839
Oh really? I didn't know blood could be used as a tan lotion.
You're right though, let's kee-
>Mokou's chain wraps around the demon's head and rips it off immediatly.
>Avenge me Zyra
>>8894912
DO THE STANKY LEG
DO THE STANKY LEG
DO THE STANKY LEG
>>8894867
Alright, think of it another way, too. It's PRECISION in your actions. That sound any better? Think of it like...a stereotypical tank. It "can" go fast, but it's not that precise when it does move.
...You know. By stereotype.
>>8894912
>cheers you up
Stay strong anon
>>8894912
No matter what you will never be a Turkroach or a poo in the loo
>>8894912
>Gives him some candy and soothing tea
Here!
>>8894912
Something good will happen to you soon. Fate cannot be changed.
>>8894898
How... how did you win with that mentality?
DAY 3!
They do travel in swarms, so I'm not surprised.
Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Huh, guess that scorpion incident didn't damage their relationship at all. Looks like it only encouraged them learn learn more about the wildlife from the natives. Ain't that something?
>>8894898
You're making me blush.
>>8894912
Someone loves you, Anon.
>>8894912
What is it that has you down, Anon?
>>8894912
YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING
>>8894942
Well I never really died, so that's a nice way to get a surprise win.
>>8894912
>>8894932
Precision is much better! I suppose that counts as agreeing with me in the end~
>>8894905
GET ANOTHER BOULDER!
My hand ain't broken yet!
>>8894865
>kissu
>>8894945
>Goes scouting around the rez for a replacement scorpion
>>8894945
He doesn't look like he needs them, they should go to someone who wants them.
>>8894945
how come nobody held me under and drowned me like come on this was the perfect jobbing opportunity
>>8894926
Isn't that girl from the anime where she travels with an autistic fighter trained to destroy the greatest weapons of their time? Where you never see most fights.
>>8894912
>>8894869
>respawns from her death.
Well let's just say that... this place is making me lose my head sometimes.
>>8894859
>chuckles
You weren't so shy yesterday night...
Alright, you will be in no time, just call me if anything.
>>8894945
Hmm, I missed some from that flock, but I got most of them! Perhaps I'll start gun training alongside my sword training...
>>8894982
Of course you've never seen most of the fights, you weren't there when they happened. You'll have to read my report when it's completed. In their full detail of course. look forward to it, I'm a great writer!
>>8894839
Man, these plastic light sabers can't even stand a few hits. How aboout we use water pistols next time?
>>8894899
B-But I am a professional! it says so in this card!
>Hands over some sort of license writen in a different language
>It has Dandy's face doing some silly expressions.
I've got a space ship, energy guns, my own mecha, a talking vacuum cleaner and a cat! You can't get more professional than that miss...uhh..
>>8894908
Yep, lot's of 'em, orbiting around a planet, I tried to sneak in a planet using them as cover aaaand it didn't go as planned.
NIGHT 3!
Landkarte confirmed shitposter?
I don't know how that happened at night, but eh, Ahri like that is a hilarious sight.
Guess that's revenge for stealing his clothes.
What better way to find the whereabouts of a mass murderer than to ask another mass murderer?
Alex has just been entirely useless this game.
>>8894911
A big IF? Do you wanna bet or something?
>>8894968
I'm still considering it you accepting my point of view.
>>8894885
yep!
>>8894930
I heard that!
>sits in a chair
Now be my footrest! Hehehe...
>>8895008
Thought so.
>>8894820
>looks around, more in annoyance than curiosity
What, I can make a sales pitch that you can't, disembodied voice?
>>8894850
It's not so restricting, really. But it's what I'm used to, and what I like. It's also a fair taste of home.
>>8894882
Yeah, but that's a special case. I'm talking about people that aren't related to you.
>>8894883
Oh yes, tons of fun. So much fun, it's probably good that we all died. We couldn't have contained ourselves, otherwise.
>>8895011
>cheers for Zyra and Ahri from the Limbo
>>8895011
someone take the gun and shoot me with it
>>8894930
>roots and vines tear through the ground
>zyra ascends off the ground on her vines
I'll make sure they die for you dearest.
>>8894945
Can't fall asleep or they will prune me down
>>8895010
Forgive me
>she looks genuinely ashamed
My name is Zyra mr Dandy
>>8895011
Run before I have my plants finish the job
>>8894842
I have to run it at the lowest speed and even then it hangs for a bit and freezes firefox during every crop. So it's well over a minute I have to wait for it to crop one slide, if it even saves the image instead of just saying DONE and not actually working or taking me to dungeon german porn in a separate tab.
Given all this, it's much fuckin easier and faster to crop manual.
>>8894945
>Ahri mostly looks confused.
This doesn't sound right at all!
>She proceeds to go on about her past and the true nature of Foxes.
>>8895010
O-Oh no! Are you okay? Is you ship okay?!
>>8895011
>....HOW?!
>>8895011
Nothing at all, huh? Oh well, I'm not too interested in the history of this place anyhow.
>>8895011
>Kaito releases Reigen's hand and spits.
You don't taste very good..
>>8895029
>The voice gets all flustered
I'm talking about the faction thing, you dummy! We need more people!
>>8895011
Well that plan shattered.. get it? Bye bye!
>>8895012
I'm not a better sweetie~
>>8895029
Awww, don't be such a Debbie Downer, Miss Gloomy. If it'll make you feel better, I can give you something to make up for it~
>She giggles again
>>8895013
Its a mutual agreement then, that always helps things.
>>8894911
I mean you're orange haired with a shiny clip and wearing a white robe... pretty emo.
>>8894960
Uh... I uh... How... What are you...
>>8894990
I've lost my head here a few times too... just inside girls... and you know... not my head head.
>>8895030
Another hot demon chick?
>>8894912
>gives you a ride on their chocobo
DAY 4!
GOD SMITES THE DEMON!
There's been a lot of surgery this game. Have you all been training for MEDs without my knowledge?
Ahah! I knew those two were working together after all!
Will make new thread, hold tight.
>>8895041
...M-Moonbathing?
>>8895025
Grrr.... I'll be sure to paint your puny monochrome faction red with blood!
>gets on her knees for Aikawa
Make it quick!
>>8895059
You're not a lot of things really....
>>8895056
gay
>>8895068
I'm a simple little happy girl from Gloomsville, Sir.
>>8895076
All of my life? Pfft, I'm definitely going to outlive the facility.
>>8895068
It's just me, but sometimes I appear purple, don't mind it.
And yeah, I get that, nice one Archer
>winks
>>8895076
They're really not! Dinosaurs are still alive you guys I swear! Renekton is pretty much a dinosaur!
>>8895068
I thought they wore black? Didn't know priest robes were considered that these days.
>>8895082
...go on.
>>8895076
Praise thee host!
>>8895029
Ah you keep it as a memeory of where you come from and who you were then.
>>8895076
Moonlight is just as beautiful as sunlight
>>8895076
are you serious
that gun wasn't a real one
this ain't going right
>>8895065
Don't get me wrong, I normally like arguing, I just don't feel like exerting myself at the moment.
>Rika
>>8895076
>tfw no Suz in vehicle fanart ever
>Whatever. Starts blasting 80's hits from the driver's seat
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914
>>8895076
What a shame... I bet a real dinosaur hide would be tougher than a lizard demon's.
>Rangetsu
>>8895135
That's because women can't drive.