ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your favorite flavor of

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>>8893730
That's a hard question i love everything sweet

>>8893730
im straight

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>>8893730
Coffee.

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>>8893660
>"I was reading through them just yesterday. Anyway, it's not enough of a dosage to be worrisome, is it?"

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>>8893810
>"Nothing to be worried about. If you're still worried you should switch them over to Poison or Steel for the time being."

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>>8893730
Watermelon bubblegum.

>>8893687
..Nnnope, not a magnemite, don't carry those around generally.

im a girl

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>>8893730
Strawberry flavored

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>>8893846
>"Alright. Any lingering effects I should know about...?"
>>8893730
Rootbeer or honey

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>Finish up all the recommendations and reports.
Gooey doesn't have a dex...
>Hand off message about Gooey needing to report into the local police station for her basic training.
>Rolling for how long it'll take the message to get to her.

>>8893892
>Girl
>4chan
Pick one

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>>8893868
...
Alright.
Anything in the kitchen?

i want jiji to vore me

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>>8894063
I dunno, why don't you two check?
>Rolling to put some batteries in one of the drawers in the kitchen.

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How is everyone today? I'm having a great day with my Sylveon!
Sylveon please put the butcher knife down... Oh- He wants to make me dinner, how sweet!

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>>8894063
I'll go check, I guess.
>Go peck around the kitchen for intact batterys

real die hours

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>>8893565
>"On it, sir"
>Closely watch over the odd doggos
>The radio can wait

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>>8894249
Doing fine finished cleaning the house not long ago
And now i'm just sitting here until i feel sleepy or someone asks me to do anything else
or honey comes and we talk, that's always lovely

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>>8894003
>Gooey receives the note
...
>Slip on vest and bag
>Head to station

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>>8894249
Your Sylveon better not being using a butcher knife to cut vegetables again, mon Cher.

>>8894350
>Roll to steal magnetman goo

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>roll to arrest the bush

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>>8894447
>Peek out of bush.
Oh, you!
Yes you, have you seen a goodra?

>>8894366
>[muffled sound of a skinning knife being used to slice fruit in the distance]

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>>8894447
Mr. Looker what are you d-
>>8894472
...I've seen a fair amount of Goodra. Can you give me a name?

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>>8894350
>Gold odd doggo is currently curled up next to the silver over in the corner of the studio, right next to the heater
>Looks like he's sleeping right now
>Breathing is still kinda shallow, heartbeat is slower than normal, but outside of that he's fine

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>>8894436
What

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>>8894500
Her name is Gooey, we were walking around the mountains untill she just poofed away.
I've been looking since.
I can't find her.

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>>8894514
>Roll to make SB get a craving for dog drool.

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>>8894183
>>8894319
Nothing yet?
>Check living room

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>>8894529
She's receiving her basic training for the police force down at the station.
If you want to come with me and wait we can wait for her to be done together.

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>>8894538
Found any?
>Evens, you sure did, probably barely holding a charge.

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>>8894554
Training!?
>Hops up and down.
I haven't been training!
I'd like to see her again, but I can't wait, I must get stronger so I can finally fly.

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>>8894538
No, just a bunch of garbage.
And silverware.

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>>8894599
So I take it you aren't wanting to wait?
Oh, well, when you evolve come find me again I'm sure I can give you a gift that'll make you very happy.
I suggest out of town. Be careful of mean trainers.

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>>8894504
>Stay close to the sleeping doggo
>Pets are given

>>8894534
>Intrusive thought?
>Kiss the odd doggo

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>>8894653
Yes!
I'm glad that she's doing well.
Now I can train, no worrying stopping me.
>Hops a few time excitedly and runs off.

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>>8894667
>The odd doggo remains asleep through pets and kiss alike
>His mouth is closed, so no doggo saliva for you

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>>8894700
Take care!
>She heads off to the station.
(Might disappear for a bit, sorry about that if I do.)

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>>8894579
Yeah.
>Pop them in the lantern anyways
>See if it dimly lights up

>>8894642
Alright. It was worth a try, at least

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>>8894642
Good work anyway, birdbrain.
>>8894875
>Odd.
>Let's say VERY dim.
Why are you so interested in that thing anyway?

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>Running as fast as his short legs allow, he dashes to the town limits and plows into the tall grass.
Geronimo!
>A roar, frantic scratching and a boom can be heard.

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>>8894840
Froggo: hanging out.
Out of trouble, at the least.
Or so he may think.

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>>8895004
Kanabo, can I ask you a question?

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>Johnny Boy walks out of a side room in the Virbank radio station, looking a little frazzled.
Whoo, long conversation there. At least the grunts got the picture.

>>8894667
>Somehow, John misses the weirdness.
Hey. What's going on? I heard a commotion, but was a little busy.

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>>8894875
>Wingshrug™

>>8894979
Who you callin birdbrain, hoopla.

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>>8895039
Certainly, you can.
I take it your last mission,
Went fairly smoothly?

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>>8895102
It did.
What is your relationship with Mr. Thorpe? I thought that deniable asset thing was a joke.

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>>8894749
>Narcotics avoided
>Thinking about it, that was a really good thing

>>8895080
Odd doggo problems, namely, narcotic saliva and accidental bites.
How were the talks?

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>Gooey gets basic training
>How to subdue and cuff a subject, analyzing a scene, basic interrogation tips, the like

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>>8895142
I was eyes and ears.
I went where others could not.
Observed, to report.

When he tried to leave,
Retire in relative peace,
I stayed stationed here.

I also spied on Plasma.
Checking for weapons,
That Thorpe feared they had.

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Well training is over i should get back to Frankie's house

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>>8895166
Narcotic...?
Of course. This is Lusamine's Aether we're dealing with, of course they'd pull something like that.
Talks went well, Grunts needed clarification on standing orders but things should be all smoothed out.
Who's gotten bit, and which odd doggos need to learn not to be bitey?

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>>8895234
I don't plan to pry any further, thank you. Would you be interested in working together with a goodra? Her name is Gooey and I see... Good things coming from her.
What's your say?

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>>8894979
I dunno...
I thought it looked cool?

>>8895091
So...find anything else interesting?

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>>8895091
You. Hey hang on.
>>8895239
>Kidnap knife to the abandoned cabin somewhere in Hoenn.
Howdy.
>>8895359
Why don't you go mess with the TV, oh, and greet our new guest.
Hang on.
>Rolling acquire some gasoline.

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>>8895311
We met briefly once,
During my stay with Plasma.
She was quite pleasant.

I think it would work.
I look forward to a chat,
And a reunion.

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>>8895395
What?
Where am i?
who are you?
>she gets in a battle pose
What do you want?
Answer me!

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>>8895310
Yeah, Azoth bit Anomalesia accidentally and the narcotics seeped in. Went from playful to conked out in mere minutes.

At least the grunts seem to be operating smoothly, by the looks of it.

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>>8895427
Then I'll be assigning you two to work together once she's out of her training.
I'm sure you two will work well together.

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>>8895395
..Yeah well.
You..
Smell.

>>8895443
>Suddenly knife
>SQUAW™

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>>8895464
I'm sure we will too.
Our skills, complimentary.
My weak points, her strengths.

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>>8895459
Heck. I should probably address the issue personally.
Is Anomalesia stable and sleeping it off, or are there complications?

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>>8895468
Were you kidnapped too?
Get behind me
I'll protect you
>she gets infront of the murkrow
And you
>points at hoopa
were did you take us?

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>>8895443
Hey you better be on your best behavior or I'm sending you AND the bird to Pluto!
>>8895468
Pluto.
>>8895656
Hoenn.

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>>8895674
..Smell nice, I mean.

>>8895656
wat.
No, I uh, I got thrown at the hooplord.
>Birbhop around the knifemon
Aside from threats of spacing, he's ok.

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>>8895674
Fine...
>she stops being in battle position
>but still alert
Why did you bring me so far away?

>>8895798
>she pets the birb
Okay, if you say so
I'll believe you
What is your name?
I am adri

>>8895395
>Examine T.V.
-Latias

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>>8895798
Thank you.
>>8895833
I was bored.
I can put you back, sharpness.

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>>8895886
>caw
Kurt.

>>8895895
Y'welcome.

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>>8895628
Stable, breathing is normalizing as we speak.
Messaged N, he didn't knew either.

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>>8895970
>keeps petting the birb
Cute name you have
>>8895895
I assume it's more than that
You need me for something
What is it?

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>>8895893
>The TV is an old CRT, it's presently off and will be indefinitely off unless you find some gasoline.
>Which might be in the kitchen or outside somewhere.
>It has a pair of bunny ears used to tune in better on top of it.
>>8895970
Kurt? I didn't know you had a name, beakboy. When did I give you a name?
>>8896047
...Can you get orrrr find us some gasoline?

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>>8896047
>caw caw
>This is the sound of a birb enjoying some pets
Thank.

>>8896064
..Yooou.. didn't?
That's what I've been calling myself anyways.

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>>8896021
Normalizing implies previous abnormalities.
Was this the "I'm so high right now" kind of abnormality or the "Salazles ate my face" kind?
Also have we sent a sample off to the good doctor to take a look at? If not, we probably should.

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>>8896064
I don't knkw did you try looking at the storage room of this place?
>roll if there is gasoline hidden in the cabin or not
>>8896134
>adri giggles at the happy cute birb
This place seems pretty quiet is it abandoned?

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>>8896143
Fast and short breaths, almost hyperventilating. Less of a trip, more of the actual and undesiderable side effects.
And yeah, we should, know where the frigate is currently?

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>>8896134
Eh, Kurt's better than anything I'd make up anyway.
>>8896277
>Dubfail.
>A LV40 Durant skitters into the cabin.
>It has yet to notice the group, giving you a chance to attack it.
Oh, hey.

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>>8896277
Yep, old shack in the woods.
Doubt anyones been here for a whiiiiile.

>>8896349
>Wingshrug™
If you come up with anything feel free to tell me.
Kinda recently learned it was uh.. the name of a dude who took 'shotgun mic' a little too literally.
Really hate my old tra.. ant? Why'd it have to be ants.
>Birb: perch on the genie horn away from the evil bug demon.

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>>8896349
>Shift feathers
>Reflect annoying beam of light onto ant face

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>>8896349
Let me take care of this
>adri uses night slash on the durant
>>8896442
Seems fair
I guess we can stay without worrying much

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>>8896442
Sure will then. Maybe. I'll think up something.
I dunno, ants are annoying.
>>8896507
>Miss.
>You pissed it off.
>>8896557
>Miss.
>Durant uses X-Scissor!
252 Atk Hustle Durant X-Scissor vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Bisharp: 46-55 (25.6 - 30.7%) -- guaranteed 4HKO
You need help over there?

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>>8896598
Ouch
You little bastard
Take this
>uses night slash again
I'm fine

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>>8896557
..More or less.
Just some rowdy ants.

>>8896598
Alrighty then, Doom lord Hoopla.
Agreed.
>Squaw.
>Confuse ray the ant

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>>8896696
>Hit!
>KOed!
252 Atk Life Orb Bisharp Night Slash vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Durant: 140-165 (129.6 - 152.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Adri gets 965 experience points!
Hey you did it.
>Confetti comes out of a hoop above her.
>>8896952
>You confuse ray the unconscious ant.
>U tried.
>A fart noise and badly cut up paper comes out from a hoop above you.
Hey Doom Lord Hoopa is pretty good.

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>>8896288
Not currently, but we can send a grunt as a runner.
This is a new and very concerning turn of events, and a counteragent of some kind might be a good thing to have around.

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>>8896288
>A friendly ghost (not named Casper) drifts in.
Oh, hello, Sebastian. May I have a moment of your time?

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>>8897000
>lot's of confetti fall on her head
>she tries to take the confetti that got stuck in the sharp parts
No worries
I guess we should go look for some gasoline you said we needed right?

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>>8897000
...oh.
Well then.
>Make self comfy on the hooplahead/horns
It's pretty alright.

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>>8896288
>Doggo: snore a bit
>Maybe do the doggo sleep running thing too

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>>8897159
Yep, yep. Get to it.
Probably outside.
>Follow the bladewench.
>>8897172
Better than alright, it's awesome!

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>>8897056
Indeed, indeed...
>Get a suitable container from the workshop

>>8897137
Go ahead.

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>>8897239
>John: pet doggo.
Hey there... it's all okay, big guy.

95

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>>8897343
Don't need to be so forcful
I'll go look for it geez
>she is searching for gasoline
roll for success

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>>8897343
It's decently good.
>Tap tap with beak
You got any donuts, hoops?

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>>8897512
Hey great job.
>Drop a cookie on her head axe.
Go fill up the generator.
>>8897539
Hoops. Better.
>Rolling for amount of donuts with last number.

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>>8897412
>Doggo stops doing the running thing and rolls into the source of pets
>800 lb doggo has potentially rolled onto your lap

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>>8897566
>Birb: drown in all these donuts holy fucc
>Muffled munching from under the pile
>Also muffled "THANK"

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>Gooey finishes up her training
>She'll need to come back for several additional sessions in the future, but for now, she's free to continue
>She knows what she needs to know

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>>8897633
>oh god
>JELLY DONUTS
>SQUAWK™

>>8897566
>Pop head out of pile
I know you're a genie, but.. WHY.
Whyyyyyy.

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>>8897600
OOF.
Need you to get up, big guy. I love you but I'm losing feeling in my legs.

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>Back with a small container for the saliva sample
>>8897600
>>8897748
That's enough Anomalesia.
>Try to pry off John from under the huge odd doggo

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>>8897700
...
Guess I'll visit the radio station while they process my papers...
>Starts heading towards Virbank

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>>8897408
I have been attempting to adjust to the world as it is, given my prolonged absence from it. While I have been fairly successful thus far, there are still phrases and references which I find difficult to decipher.
For instance, I do not yet understand the significance of the phrases "Old Yeller", "Alolan Psycho", or "shitmon".
Can you help me put these phrases in context?

>>8897960
Shitmon = you

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>>8897566
>she eats the cookie
>it's a great cookie
Delicious
Fine i'll fill the generator
>she fills the generator with gasoline
There you go
>>8897701
>she sneakly picks some of the donuts and eats

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>>8897894
>John: wriggle out.
Thanks, Seb.
>>8897960
>Concern™
Please tell me these words were not all used in the same conversation.

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>>8897944
>Approach radio station
...
>Knock on the door

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>>8897633
>>8897701
Oopsie~!
>>8898035
Alright! Thanks.
>Start it up and go turn on the TV.
>Munch a donut.

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>>8897960
"Old yeller" as someone or something old being put down, as in, killed. The "Alolan Psycho" was...an anonymous person who in self defense killed multiple grunts of an evil team and "shitmon" is a term referring to pokemon that are not completely viable combat wise, only used by simulator warriors and others of the most aggressively dumb posters on the Internet.

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>>8898079
>Beep
>Beep
>There's an intercom but no one seems to be at the other side currently

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>>8898079
I got it!
Seb, can you explain the unsettling combination of slang terms?
>John opens the door...
Oh, my goodness.
Gooey, I heard you were in town!
Come on in!
>He gives her a quick hug, and holds the door open wide.
Ruffles gave me the heads-up, little rascal.

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>>8897748
>>8897894
>The doggo wasn't awake when he rolled over, but he is now
Friends!!
Hi!!
Yes!!
Good morning!!
>Attempt to lick John's face

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>>8898159
One of those definitions was somewhat unexpected. In common usage, does "Alolan Psycho" carry connotations of brutality?
>>8898041
Er... they were all used in the same sentence, actually.
>>8897994
You aren't a very nice person, are you?

>>8898264
Nope, I'm an asshole.

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>>8898212
>Gooey walks in, setting her bag and vest by the door
>Smiles
Nice to see you again.

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>>8898233
>John: sputter, spit, wipe face.
Whoa, easy, easy!
You've got to cool it with the face licking, okay?
I'll explain later, but it's important.
>>8898308
How have you been? I haven't seen you since, well, since the frigate.
Been keeping mostly out of trouble?
>Joking smile

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>ATTEMPT TO UNDO DAVE'S PANTS WITH TONGUE

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>>8898264
Yeah, these were some particularly messy kills.

>>8898233
Hey, calm down, calm dooooown.
>Chases Anomalesia and sees...

>>8898308
Holy moly.
Hello! How has the globetrotting going now?

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>>8898084
>picks another donut
So what are you watching

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>>8898343
I've been doing good.
Gotten into a few fights, but most were friendly.
Anyways...
I'm currently in the process of joining law enforcement.

>>8898385
Pretty good.

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>Sylvie is sitting on the couch in the living room in the dark, the only light is the soft glow of the television
>She looks quite exhausted she then turns the tv off and curls up in a ball to fall asleep

>last number is levels gained for her training +1 (to avoid 0 levels gained)

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>>8898346
>dude you disappeared before i could get your birthday man
>how am i supposed to know when to make the wicked smuppet
>oh btw
>what color smuppet
>Pants: undone
woah
ok
thats a thing
>Heavy breathing

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>>8898389
Static.
HEY!!! Let's do a fun thing!
>Rolling to kidnap a random pokemon for a fight.
>Dubodds: Its a fucking egg.
>Odd: Something weak.
>Even: Mid level.
>Dubevens: Hooboi.

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>>8898343
Okay!
No more lick!
Friend asked!
>Tongue: return to mouth
>>8898385
Am calm!!
Calm doggo!!
Happy not die!!

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>>8898494
Heck, you'll do great working with cops. Mind if I ask what unit, or is that classified?
>chuckle
>>8898654
Thank you.
>Pet hueg doggo.

>>8898649
>It's another fucking Durant.
>It uses X-Scissor on the nearest person.
>1-4 Hoopa.
>6-8 Adri.
>9-0 Borb.

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>>8898569
>Vapey wanders over, feeling pretty tired.
>zzzzz...

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>>8898577
>uh
>august 28th
>cough
>purple
HEY
>DROOL ON HIS CROTCH
SUP

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>>8898703
>Sylvie's ears twitch at the sound, she's not fully asleep yet

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>>8898494
Law enforcement? Kinda never expected from good old Gooey but after hearing what you did in the Sinjoh Ruins, yeah, you're even SPAT material.

>>8898654
We're all happy you did not die.

hey guys remember the conkeldurr XD
cause that cant be beat anymore XD
t-two hours!!

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>>8898728
Hey there
How's it going?

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>>8898842
Just been training my ass off these past few days, how've you been

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>>8898719
>10 days after mine
>the heck
>only one of us can be the christmas made mistake
>fite me
>cough in bed cough
>purple smuppet it is
>plush ass: happen
hey
>Shiver a bit
so uh
whats going on here

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>>8898677
Well here we go again
>uses night slash again

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>>8898879
Training a little but not that hard
It feels weird with things being quiet
I guess I got used to things blowing up
Has Zorro been joining for training?

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>>8898896
>yeah we can fuggin
>have some double birthday party shit
>lewd
NOTHING
WHATS GOING ON WITH YOU
>POKE THE CROTCH
>RUB IT WITH PALM

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>>8898677
>And it hit itself.
>>8898932
>aaaaaaaaaand its KOed.
>944 exp for you.
Hey, nice one.

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>>8898965
Yeah he has been
>roll for his levels gained last digit
>0 = 10

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>>8898879
Seriously where has Zorro been these past few days?
We kind of need him for the whole missing pokemon thing, considering he's stronger than any of us

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>>8898654
>Wave at odd doggo
Uh...hello?

>>8898671
I just finished basic training today.
Once the papers go through, I should get assigned to an international unit.
A friend I met recently recommended me, which helped.

>>8898740
Thanks
I feel like I should help improve the world somehow.

>>8899022
>dubs magic
>max plus last digit so 12 levels gained

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>>8899038
He was with me training all this time, sorry. we should be good to go tomorrow.

>>8899014
Let's not summon anymore pokemon okay?
I don't think it's a good idea to keep doing it
-adri

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>>8899177
It'll be fiiiii-
>Dubfail.
>That's a big ant.
>Level 50!
>It goes for Superpower on Adri!
252 Atk Hustle Durant Superpower vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Bisharp: 284-336 (158.6 - 187.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>8899022
Good to hear
I was getting worried
Frankie was too, even though he was busy with a work thing
>>8899038
Yeah, I'm not sure if getting much stronger's even possible for him
>(read: he's in the 90s now by my calcs)
I'm looking forward to getting out of town even if it is a work vacation
>Rolling for levels gained over hiatus: last post number divided by two, rounding up. Dubsfail - no levels.

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>>8898979
>by "party" i hope you mean like
>shitty movie marathon on the couch or something
uhh
lewd times apparently
didnt you say something about like
showing me raw
and another time you said something about tentacles
cmon man neither of those have happened
>Dave bites his lip

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>>8899218
>Confuse ray

>>8899218
Wha-
>ko
>this isn't really her day
>should would probably be disappointed in herself right now
-adri

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>>8899063
Real nice, guess you finally found your calling. A job helping those in need while not rooted to a specific place.

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>>8899263
>hell fucking yeah
>shitty movies and food
ARE YOU SURE?
>GRIND SELF AGAINST HIS CROTCH
REALLY SURE

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>>8899288
>Buggo is hella confused.
>Can't hit for 3 turns guaranteed.
>X-Scissor anyway.
>>8899294
Oh.
>>8899218
>Rolling to Ball the ant in a Shadowy fashion.
252+ SpA Life Orb Hoopa Shadow Ball vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Durant: 717-846 (539 - 636%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>8899386
Nice.
>Remove self from jelly donut hell
>Re-perch on the genie horns

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None of the regions are on fire.
Ask an IP agent anything.

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>>8899473
Thanks.
>>8899294
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!
>Revive the knife.

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>>8899512
Ow...
What happened?
It happened so suddenly

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>>8899329
>gotta be shitty sy fy original films
>sharktopus vs pteracuda and shit
ye dude im prrrrretty sure
>roll to hold back a lewd sound
havent been rawed by a rock yet
or tentacle fucked

th-the conkeldurr g-guys...

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>>8899544
The big bug got you.
Donut?
>Offer her one.
Where are you from anyway?

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>>8899307
I agree. It's a chance to make a change and see the world. Well, to see the world not from out of the Frigate's windows.
>>8899063
A friend recommended you?
I won't pry. The friend I would normally ask about, well, I hope he's resting easy. I heard the last suspect in his case got brought down.

>>8899589
(We aren't bringing that back fuck off.)

>>8899589
i want conkeldurr to crush my head with his stone pillars

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>>8899481
Hi! Hi!
What's IP training for Pokemon like?
Is it different from normal training?

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>>8899618
Oh
I guess i lost again
>sheis.a bit bummed down
>she takes the donut
Thanks
Well i'm from kalos and you?
Where are you from?

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>>8899307
Yeah.
Sounds like a good fit for me.
I hope i can handle it.

>>8899636
She's pretty high up in the IP, I think.
Helped her track down two criminals. They murdered an officer named Thorpe, if I'm remembering it right. He sounded like a nice guy...

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>>8899672
Very rough. I wouldn't suggest applying for anything until you're a fully evolved member of your species and around 70-80.
Lot of combat and field training if you want to be in the combat side otherwise you're going to need a good head on your shoulders if you're going into investigations.
(If anyone needs to clear anything up OOC please ask. I think I've been kind of vague the last few days.)

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>>8899790
>John's eyes go wide.
Y-you've done more for me than you know.
Thorpe was the top cop in Castelia, and a personal friend of mine. Met him during the Unovan Revolt.
Thank you.
>John chokes up just a bit and hugs Gooey.

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>>8899783
Kalos too!
You want me to put you back with your friends?

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>>8899636
The IP yeah, the last two in two consecutive days, they're on a roll.
>The last few words uttered somewhat anxiously

>>8899790
Wait.
WAIT
You helped in THIS case? Brought the last two scumbags?
I'm genuinely impressed and also thankful. Thorpe was a real good friend of us, former Castelia Police Chief, while at that.

>>8899923
It would be good
But if you need my help you can call ne okay?but first i'm realy tired and this place seems surprisingly comfy for sleeping and i'll just yawn
Rest a bit...
>adri falls asleep on the spot
-adri

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>>8899547
>hell fucking yes
>yes
>man i havent fully designed nec's genitals yet so
>either gonna ride by my pants or tease you more
>well see
HEH
>GRIND ON HIM SLOWLY
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN RAWED BY?

>>8899854
(You are fine imo)

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>>8899919
>>8899925
He was a close friend?
And the head of castelia police?
...
I'm really glad I was able to help.

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>>8899854
Alola, Officer.
I got a weird one - Are there any, like, major not-classified differences between IP and local police, as far as how they handle things?

( Discord's been talking about headcanons between standard cops, IP, and SPAT, and we'd like your input before we set anything in stone )

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>>8900094
He was, though I didn't get to meet him in person until that one accident with Kyurem.
Damn... I'm getting all teary eyed just thinking about it.

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>>8900041
>i dont even know if bones has a tv in his attic
>guess well find out
>fuck bones and his cold ass house though
>i hope you dont mind three comforters for movie time cuddles
>gladi plz thats not how we design dongs
i uh
>Concentrate Dave, concentrate
only fucked humans dude
so obvs only been rawed by humans

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>>8900064
(Thank you.)
>>8900174
Most of that's classified sadly. I can let you in that we operate closer to movie detectives and SPAT though.
(Wew okay. Cops are mostly doing the lower cases, with SPAT doing anything higher or anything that results in normal police death. IP are for anything international or linking to bigbad teams. Hopefully that's okaaaaaay?)

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>>8900030
Alright...
>Roll to find some more murkrow.

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>>8900320
yes hi
i a birb with a question
donut, toste or baggel?

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>>8900420
>Poke hatborb.
Hey.

I found a murder.

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>>8900593
Cool, is it for me or-
..Oh you mean.. Krows. Neat.

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>>8900320
Thanks. I appreciate what 'chu do, Officer.

(GM aside, Discord asking about IP as being equivalent Interpol+FBI.)
( SPAT, we're thinking of them as the "send them in when regular cops would die" guys too, but with non-Unova regions having their own names for similar groups. )
( The issue of Pokemon-on-human violence came up, and we're suggesting that's more SPAT's thing than regular cops. )

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>>8900265
Sounds like he was a very impressive man in life.

>>8900320
Okay, I've got a question.
Are you going to finally put the boot to these Catalyst clowns and their damn propaganda tower?
I'm getting real tired of their bullshit, and everybody knows their Admins are a mix of psycho killers, shameless Pokephiles and feral bastards closer to animal than man.

>>8900751
>Brick
>Happen

>>8900751
>Brock
>Happen

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>>8900751
Excuse me? Gladion may not shower very often, but he's far from feral.

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>>8900711
The guy lost his leg in a riot and still wanted to keep working the beat, plus he singlehandedly blew the lid off of the kill-chip conspiracy.
If that's not impressive, Gooey, I don't know what is.

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>>8900476
Bagel.
Malasadas are on that list for me though.
>>8900684
No issue.
(Yeah Interpol+FBI works. Both things for the SPAT work, probably more lethal than regular cops would be.)
>>8900751
There are a lot of factors in Catalyst the IP is still investigating. One thing they have over even some of the governmental people I've tried to speak with is that their bosses are VERY easy to contact.
You would not believe the trouble I had investigating some of the people I have.
>>8900797
Mr. N. What is your opinion on the more negative opinions of Catalyst?

>>8900768
>HEADSHOT
>The guy staggers back into his house and away from windows.
>>8900797
I'm talking about you, salad-brains. Gonna promote another freak to Admin for marrying his Growlithe? Or are you going to send your little murder-ninjas after me?
>>8900840
That's a mighty pretty way of not saying whether you're gonna shut 'em down...

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>>8900830
>Nods
May he rest in peace.

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>>8900711
He was definitely a real Unovan hero,at least half of Castelia mourned his loss.

>>8900830
Also helped dismantling the Unovan branch of the Breedfast network

>>8900320
I do have questions but those are better answered face to face, maybe some other day.
Possibly sensitive dossiers.

>>8900751
>Disapproval squint

>>8900840
(Guess this part of the canon is settled now, thanks for the input)

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>>8900840
I try to address and acknowledge the opinions when they are brought to my attention, but it isn't very often that they are.
When people do attempt to discuss things with me I find they are, more often than not, already decided in their views and unwilling to change them, merely wishing to argue for the sake of arguing and attempting to insult me. Like this anon.
So, to answer your question... I have built up quite a distaste for the more negative opinions, as they tend to merely be jabs at myself and the company I keep rather than opinions worth engaging in discussion over.
>>8900944
I find it amusing that you refer to me as feral and salad brained, considering I have, thus far, been the more civil one in the discussion.
I would to point out that Frankie is not an admin, nor is he likely to be one. He simply manages a Pokemon rehabilitation house. His relationship with his Vaporeon - a companion of his for the better part of a decade and a half - is none of my business as long as it remains a consensual and non abusive relationship. You should recall that Pokephilia is not illegal.
As for the final part of your post, I would like to point out that the Shadow Triad were never under my command and have always strictly followed the orders of Ghetsis. This is also implying that your opinion is significant enough to warrant any sort of assassination. It is not.

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Copposter here.
How's everyone been tonight?

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>>8901102
Things are going well.
I may soon have a new post.
A new partner, too.

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>>8901101
Hey, sir. You ever thought about getting a mega pokemon?

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>>8901140
Nice to hear. I've been waiting to see if there's going to be any action tonight but seems like Unova is quiet since Anabel came back.

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>>8901281
No. I never plan or consider adding more Pokemon to my legal team, so hence I have never considered seeking out a Pokemon capable of Mega Evolution to my team. If one ends up deciding it wishes to work as part of my legal team, however, I would consider it.

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>>8900840
How suspicious is it if a vehicle disappears off the street by your apartment?

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>>8901009
Alright.
(Good to know.)
>>8901101
I see. Thank you, sir.
>>8901412
Very.
Is there something I need to know, Mr. Hilbert?

>>8901101
>Anonymous Shitter: froth at the mouth
You sicken me...
>Start looking things up in the phone book
>Tighten grip on kitchen cutlery

>>8901459
for fucks sake ray stop making antags every 4 seconds

>>8901468
This, teebeefuckinhache.

>>8901468
>>8901483
(stfu)

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>>8901448
This isn't the first time things have disappeared around here. Last one was a boat. Do you think the local police will assume I did it?

>>8901102
>>8901369
>Kssht~
>"We have a disturbance at West and 7. Suspect is heading south with an Arcanine."

>>8901459
>9
>Anonymous Shitter gets so angry he passes out.

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>>8901003
>Anomalesia: stop zoning out and start sniffing the newcomer

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>>8901523
Oh hell yes. I'm coming, have reinforcements on backup if necessary.
>Copfag gets his team together and heads out.

>>8901498
Alright, just kind of tired of Ray being every antag ever.

>>8901498
>>8901547
(This. Stop calling me fucking hateboner and shit.)

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>>8901506
Um. Hilbert, buddy? Is this going to be a problem?
Because we're trying to be a legitimate organization here...

>>8901547
( Ray here, I'll chill for a while then. )

>>8901543
>You come to the scene.
>A guy in a wifebeater is threatening to burn a house down unless a certain Amanda comes out.
>Arcanine doesn't exactly look sure about this.
>If you check on your dex you'll see Arcanine is LV40.

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>>8901537
Hello...?
>Curiously stares at the odd doggo

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>>8901593
>Giga is sure about this.
Sir, you're going to have to stop that and come with me.

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>>8901561
I don't think so? It's not me doing it. I just want to know if it'll get pinned on me anyway.

>>8901626
>Piss drunk dude gives you the finger.
Piss the fuck off pig! Arkie, burn em.
>Arcanine hesitates.
>It isn't acting this turn.

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>>8901620
Hello??
Yes??
Don't know you!
>Continue sniffing

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>>8901652
Arkie? Sorry to do this to you.
>Lv60 Gigalith.
>Stone Edge the Arcanine.
252+ Atk Gigalith Stone Edge vs. 248 HP / 252+ Def Arcanine: 282-332 (177.3 - 208.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>8901642
That was kinda unconvincing.

>>8901684
>Arcanine drops like a rock.
>Ha.
>Drunk Dude swings a bat at the Gigalith.
>Calc it as Not Much.

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>>8901713
>Clank.
Sir, can you quit this? Giga, try and knock him down, please be gentle.
>Gigalith rolls to knock the drunk over with a leg.

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>>8901689
I don't need a car. I don't know how to steal a car. I certainly wouldn't be able to vanish off the street. This applies doubly so for a boat.
I may be able to fit a lot in my ass, SB, but a boat is a bit much, even for me.

>>8901726
>Drunk is down.
>He knocks his head on the concrete and starts sobbing.

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>>8901751
Arceus give me strength.
>Get the cuffs on him and call in for transport.

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>>8901682
Uh...I'm gooey.
I'm a friend of john and the others.

>>8901762
>He sobs about Amanda.
>Really.
>A lot.
>Anyway your transport arrives.
>And he's off.

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>>8901794
...Okay.
>Head off to get some training in and catch some pokes.
>Rolling for success.

>roll to delet shitmon

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>>8902040
Hmm....
>Roll to delete an anon

>>8902206
Not today, cilantro. I'm getting my team together.
Some of you are pretty cool, don't go to Nacrene City tomorrow.

>>8902239
edgy

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>>8902239
>extra suspicious squinting

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>>8902239
>Froggo: don manlet disguise.
>Off to Nacrene fast.
>He might have to kill a bitch.

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[clacks in french]

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>>8902368
>Squint
>Whistle in French

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>>8902405
[flustered french clacks]

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>>8902429
>Wonk in French

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>>8902551
>Clack back in french.

>>8893730
I'm sorry, but that Minior thing looks retarded.

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>>8902650
>Make lewd gesture in French

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>>8893730
Honey
I love honey candy

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>wake up and go look for something for breakfast

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>Fluffles happily cooks an omelet on his now working stove
>After breakfast, he goes to clean up the shop, reorganizing trinkets into similar groups, testing out tools to make sure they work, fiddling with an electric motor, etc.

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After everyone wents on their ways i has not been as fun
It's a bit lonely being by myself again

>>8906758
What happened to that Audino you were dating?

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>the S.S.Libra is anchored just off the coast near the kingdom of Aurora
>Sandslash is lying down asleep on a beach, despite it only being late afternoon

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>>8906830
We walked our own separate ways
I'll miss him but it's better this way

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>>8906863
>nina is making sandcastles in the beach

>>8906865
Well, alright.
I hope you find love again soon.
Where are you, by the way?
Just curious about that.

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>>8906863
>Yanmega searches for berries and meat near the beach

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>>8906899
I'm in alola
It's pretty calm here now

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>>8906876
>Sandslash wakes up from his nap and looks over at Nina after letting out a long yawn
Hey Nina, having fun over there?