I want 36 of you to tell me your name and year. After that, you'll sit back in your seat and we'll get started.
Vino is excused since he has a bathroom pass.
>>8876712
Damon Gant
Suz
Hall Cop Adachi
Helena Blavatsky
Emi
>>8876712
Parsee
Reigen Arataka
>>8876712
Ash Crimson
It's two thousand and seventeen, dummy.
>>8876712
Grora
>>8876712
Merak
>year?
Senshougahara
Inkling
>>8876712
Vino's Tard Wrangler And Also Wife Since He Is In The Bathroom
>>8876712
Plague Knight
I've no idea what you mean by year. What was a good year? You tell me!
>>8876712
Avenger
Utsutsu
>>8876712
Rika
>>8876712
Ronaldo
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8876712
>>8876747
1987.
Ursula Callistis
No, year. Watashi wa Sensei da.
The Best
Dog Rick
>>8876712
Propeller Knight, 1960
Len
2000
>>8876712
Haru
>>8876724 (Ash)
Maybe...not like it's gonna happen overnight, though. That kind of training would take a long time, probably longer than this place will ever last.
>>8876712
Astaroth
Hatsume Mei!
Togame
Rokurou Rangetsu
Year 3
>>8876712
Fujiwara no Fumokou
>it's just a doll, it has no year
>>8876712
Machi Amayadori
>>8876712
Nino
haha iiya will be late
Yasuri Shichika
IT'S 2016
Gunpuku no Himegimi
>All these fucking nerds doing what the Teacher says
SQUARE
>>8876712
Vino, Who Is Currently In The Bathroom
Baki Hanma
inappropriate student-teacher relationship
Fortune's Fool
C.C.
Dorm freeloader
>>8876816
>expells
>>8876712
Shaq constructs a shack
Devola & Popola
>>8876712
Lum!
Year 4
Ruby Gloom
Year 1
>Filler
>>8876816
Don't be a delinquent, Suzzy.
>>8876783
I bet you drive slowly too
Why does hoshi always enter like 5 times?
>>8876781
this is disturbing
>>8876846
It's his friends.
>>8876816
Don't blame me for not wanting to get held back ANOTHER year, ma chérie. I've places to be, and school is not one of them.
>>8876846
>He thinks only one person fags all of Hoshi's avas
Thanks for hosting.
And Goodnight everyone.
Shinichi Mechazawa
>>8876846
To piss off people like you.
Popuko and Pipimi
Year 1
>>8876712
Sakuya Izayoi
Third year
hahaaaa iiya is late
>>8876863
Goodnight Ruby
>>8876852
y tho
>>8876863
Night!
>>8876830
Dumb*
Fix that for you bby.
>>8876840
I do not drive. I fly. Duh.
>>8876863
Oyasumi
>>8876863
Night rube. Thanks for the games.
>>8876883
Of course you do! You drive me even more insane! Hah hah!
>>8876892
Ursula did nothing wrong.
>>8876799
>>8876892
Oh, I am laffin
Hoshi can you please swap with me dawg
>>8876892
Do you really think I look that much like him?
>>8876919
Yes
>>8876906
Hah! Hon! Heh! etc... I have to admit, that was pretty good. Have you ever entertained the thought of preforming onstage? You could call it... Comedy Night with Comedy Knight!
>>8876863
Later.
>>8876931
its like you dont even try to post good images
>>8876930
U-Ultron?
>>8876923
Well duh, Recruit's a little prick
>>8876930
...
Oh, that was just atrocious. Regardless, of course not. Why would anyone want to see me on-stage, unless they had a surplus of tomatoes to throw?
IIYA TENDIES IS EXPELLED FOR TARDY
>>8876712
Sterling Archer
>>8876785
Maybe for your typical human, but what if I told you I had never trained a day in my life. I was born with a natural talent, or in this case unnatural. But who knows maybe you got a secret alien ability I don't know about?
Oh...what's this? Ah, of course! It was but a simple ruse! You all thought it would have been 36, but it's actually 24!
Don't worry. I know you guys aren't happy about this, but who's honestly happy about going to school?
Those who are late get detention for a month. No exceptions.
그래, 누가 내 자리를 맡을래~?
>>8876951
>He holds a finger up to his mouth, or at least where you assume his mouth would be underneath his helmet.
Ultron? Never heard of him.
>>8876974
Atrocious?! Har! You're funnier than you know, mon frère, and far too humble. I've seen what you're capable of when you put your cockamamie mind to it.
...Though I'm beginning to think you cowering from a barrage of fruits and vegetables DOES sound fairly entertaining.
>>8877033
I accept this challenge.
>>8877033
Schools been out, dead beat.
>>8877033
Eh, alright, I'm fine with this. I could use a rest anyhow. Go for the win, Chane!
>>8877025
My only ability is to protect other people, not hurt them...maybe we can talk about this later? It's getting pretty late and I'm really tired...
>>8877033
i'm ready to get expelled
>>8876952
Rec can be nice too, when its convenient.
>>8877065
Your wife's hot.
>>8877033
Why do I need to go back to school?
I already have a job.
>>8877033
GOD DAMN IT!
>>8877100
Ain't she? Prettiest woman I've ever seen. Knew the second I laid eyes on her I had ta make her mine. Ya got good eyes.
I'm glad nobody wants to be swapped out. You can't leave class once it's started.
Oh, and I obviously lied about this being a new curriculum. They don't give us that much power.
>>8877100
no u
>>8877033
I don't like my district partner one bit! The sooner we get this over with, the sooner I'll never have to see her again.
>>8877059
You better not be planning on anything like that. It took ages for the stains to wash out of this robe last time the villagers decided to attack me just for existing!
>Plague Knight holds up one of the bottom ends of his robe to emphasize his point. There's still a faint yellow stain visible. He's also inadvertently showing a bit of leg.
>>8877033
>Late to the game
Welp, I'm out.
>>8877034
>takes your seat and beats you with it
>>8877123
Well shit. Guess I'll just root for Suz, Adachi n Parsee
>37UIDS
A 24 game
>"School code"
Default events all over the place
w e w
Let's hope this low death rate doesn't get in the way of us having a fun time.
If you're not having fun just say so. I've got homework planned out for the advanced placement kids that might find this pace boring.
>>8877123
I'm getting ready for a good ol school shooting
Oh good, I was going to ignore this game anyway.
>>8877070
Suuure~. Talk to you some other time monsiuer Haru.
>>8877123
Away!!
>>8877143
Kek! I remember that story. Best selfie ever.
>>8877170
You try arranging a budget for a whole school district, fagola
>>8877172
Glad I took a bathroom pass ta this one.
>>8877158
>>8877172
>low death rate
>>8877190
I don't actually. I just picked it up because I thought it was a funny meme pic.
>>8877134
>Propeller Knight whistles.
I must say, I'm glad you told me what that stain really was. I was beginning to... doubt.
>>8877172
Finally! A - half-way - competent ally! Come, Plague Knight! Steal the souls of our enemies and leave them for the crows, or whatever spooky business you deal in.
Look how nice you're all being. This makes your sensei very proud.
>>8877170
Is there a problem?
>>8877175
>hands you a worksheet
Do this while you wait to be put into IU13.
>>8877172
>low death rate
>24 when there's more than 36 UIDs
I think we're being taken for a ride.
>>8877180
Of course! See you later, Ash! Make sure to beat up any stupid idiots who say weird stuff about us for me, okay?
>>8877172
You had better meet back where we planned, and NOT with some random wench you've found!
>>8877230
Keh? What on earth did you think it was?
>>8877246
There is gonna be a high death rate soon.
>>8877244
i just want to lose
>>8877223
The guy getting kicked decided to take a selfie right by a train track. The conducter saw how close he was, and kicked him out of the way. Had he not, the chunk of metal behind his leg would have hit the retard.
The conducter was found to be in the right, and not punished for it. Broke his leg too if I remember correctly.
>>8877244
Moi? No, no... I do not think so. Actually, I am the perfect picture of mental health.
>>8877258
...Strange... alchemical... liiiquids. Yes, that's it. A strange alchemical liquid. Nothing more. *Cough*
>>8877244
>She takes the paper and dilligently goes to work with her trusty sharpened pencil
>Roughly twenty minutes later she has drawn an impressive specimen of an enormous penis
Quick, someone answer the following problem:
2x-1+-(4x+9)=-4x-9
>>8877284
>>8877288
Ohoho, you're gonna regret that! Chane's a firecracker. Get her back for that one, hon!
>>8877244
Aw, crap.
>>8877288
i can't even lose properly
whyyyyyyyy
>>8877288
Easy
Toast is the answer
>>8877276
Damn, these selfie faggots sure are fucking stupid.
>>8877282
No, no, I'm much too careful for that.
Also, I do believe you've confused me for Specter Knight with that mention of souls and crows and whatnot. Do you not recognize your old friends? Hee hee hah!
>>8877288
>69
>>8877288
Might as well relax as everyone else does all the work. Who do I think I am, a main character? I'm of the supporting cast to be sure, which means less work for me and all the more play.
>He places a book over his... helmet and begins to doze off.
Time for Propeller Knight to exist stage-right.
Thank you for taking care of the mutt that found her way into the classroom.
>>8877284
I had expected you to write down the answers, not what you'd be eating for dinner.
>>8877318
>stamps the anonymous student with a "FAILURE" stamp.
>>8877244
>Sweet mother of god she's the most tone-deaf singer you've ever heard.
>>8877288
One-half?
>>8877338
Oh, it's the dog fox thing.
I hold grudges.
WORT WORT WORT
>>8877331
No, no. I'm fairly certain Specter Knight eats small children. Yes, that certainly fits the bill, no?
>>8877338
>
>>8877314
Ima get in her pants before the coup de grace, make no mistake.
>>8877302
>Takes the page and pushes it up against her cheek
>>8877338
Definitely gonna clean my plate tonight.
We'll be taking a test after this round. I hope you're all preparing for it. Study, study, study.
>>8877368
Absolutely disgusting.
>>8877368
>The Inkling's face gets even redder by the second, and pushes the picture away
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>8877368
Ya think so? Careful, she's a tricky one. Never know when she's gonna fill your neck with a knife. Half the reason I married her.
>>8877367
Erm...does he?
I suppose it makes sense since I've never seen any children near him, but I did not think he was THAT far removed from humanity.
>>8877379
Yes, thank you, I WILL make myself at home! Hee!
>>8877379
>>8877400
She's such a charmer~
>>8877419
Don't I know it. She can't even talk, 'n yet she still stole my heart from day one. Could kill a lion with that stare. You should see tha look she gives when she's fightin'. Sends chills down your spine.
Unfortunately, I must cancel class for right now. Something...urgent came up, and I won't be able to lead you through today's lesson.
However, this does not mean you can relax. Study and read over the assigned material, because the next class won't be anything like this. I hope you all prepare the right way and not waste your time play vidya games or socializing.
Before I go, could Kosaku Kawajiri please see me later on? I have an award for them.
>>8877454
Wew
>>8877379
Why the hell am I even doing this?
>>8877454
Haaah.
>>8877454
You kiddin' me, teach?
>>8877454
RIGGED
>>8877454
this means my kill earlier didn't count right
>>8877454
Whatever, I guess.
>>8877454
...That is it?
Well, whatever. If I wasn't dead soon, I would've been done in by pure boredom! Hee hee!
>>8877454
https://youtu.be/zCIffpYtPzw?t=33s
>>8877454
Let's hopr the substitute teacher is cooler than this nerd.
>>8877506
>hopr
>>8877506
>hopr
>>8877506
Unless they're related to you I think we're in the clear.
>>8877443
No kidding. Where'd you pick up a girl like that anyway?
>>8877542
oh man I want to see those two fuck so hard hnnnggg
36 or 48?
>>8877580
Durdee sex
>>8877546
Met her on top of a train. She was fightin' some no-name assassin ta the death, 'n she even made a scratch on my ear when I stepped in ta kill him myself. That scratch was a sign, one that she'd permanently imprinted herself inta my world.
Couldn't let that slip away. Knew right that second I had ta marry her. Proposed right then 'n there, but she didn't accept 'till a few months later. Best thing ta ever happen ta me, now I've got two kids 'n a family I couldn't love more.
Aight
Gorey Gauntlet XXXII
First 36.
>>8877546
Oh I'm surprised you manage to find your way into the classroom, sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you got to make it passed elementary school in order to work your way to this level. Now be a good grunt and stand your post while my mom signs your paycheck.
>>8877614
Reigen Arataka
>>8877614
Inkling
>>8877614
Damon Gant
>>8877614
Vino
>>8877614
Mistakes were made.
>>8877614
Rika
>>8877614
Saki
>>8877601
Who you calling a no-name assassin?
>>8877601
Shit man, you've got a target on your back for hired guns and you had kids?
>>8877614
Ahri
>>8877614
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8877614
Rokurou Rangetsu
>>8877614
Rosehip
>>8877614
Senshougahara
>>8877614
Sterling Archer
>>8877614
Machi Amayadori
>>8877614
Thursday the 20th
>>8877614
Len
>>8877614
Ladd Russo
>>8877614
Sundae Ramen
>>8877614
Cinnamon Roll
>>8877614
mastur ch33f
>>8877614
Ater
>>8877614
Ai Ebihara
>>8877614
Elias Ainsworth
>>8877614
Hatsume Mei!
>>8877614
Helena Blavatsky
Roleplaying is optional.
>>8877614
Araragi
>>8877614
Baki Hanma
>>8877634
Weeell, ain't that a voice I haven't heard in a while? How's your arm treatin' ya? Well, lack of, in your case. You get a replacement, 'Boss Ladd,' or are ya walkin' around with a stump?
>>8877636
Ah, yeah, but ya don't need ta worry. Not like I gotta fret about leavin' a family behind without a dad or nothin'. See, I'm a man that can't ever die. It's just not a possibility. None 'a my family's worried, neither am I. It just ain't happenin'.
>>8877692
We kinda knew that dude
>>8877703
hot
>>8877614
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>8877716
>smacks babydick
>>8877692
Avafagging is mandatory.
>>8877716
ily
>takeshita
We can't be this dead already tonight.
Five more.
>>8877614
>>8877741
Avenger
>>8877614
>>8877741
Ash Crimson
>>8877741
Rachel
>>8877741
Dragon Loli
>>8877741
Mizuno
>>8877741
Mordred
>>8877755
cute
>>8877753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvNQtHztv_g
get and I do a leddit ama
>>8877726
Not really.
>>8877755
Do I need to bust out my Karl folder?
Shoutout to Mordred for making sure I didn't have to put myself in.
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
>>8877791
don't_forget_you're_here_forever.png
>>8877706
Funny story about that. You see, once I broke out of the can and went to your everyday hospital to get myself fixed right up. I heard that you were getting married to that dumb broad who tried to kill me. I laughed so hard that I "accidentally" punched the doc in the throat, crushing his windpipe with my new arm.
>>8877741
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8877810
I accept this challenge.
>>8877706
Aren't you worried about your children? I mean fuck you piss off the wrong people and they'll be the first ones they go after to get at you.
>>887761
Grr... I'll show your mom my feckin' post alright...
>>8877832
its cute filler
>>8877810
Looks fine.
>>8877810
Swap
>>8877753
>>8877765
>>8877810
this time for sure
i'll lose properly
>>8877810
One more for the road.
>>8877810
Let's not waste anymore time,I'm ready to go.
>>8877785
kys
>>8877810
HAHAHAHAAA!!!
It's time for my CUTE little babies and I to put on a show! Make sure you keep those cameras on me, host! You don't wanna miss a SECOND!
>>8877810
I'm ready to cry havoc and let slip the hogs of war.
>grabs both moonshine and a RPG
>>8877876
No seriously, it isn't. Just enter a tribute, that's it.
>Adult Swim using Com Truise tracks for their bumps
Makes me hate life less t b h
>>8877810
>>8877832
Thank you. There's no point in telling others they didn't have to do what they did for me if they already know they didn't have to.
The least I can do is perform well for you. I, Kosaku Kawajiri, have luck on my side, and I will use it to make the most of this.
>>8877454
I apologize, sir, but I was called away to do something before I could talk to you. Assuming you're still there, what is it you need to tell me? Did I get a participation award?
>>8877812
Ah, yeah, that is a real funny story. Punchline was a little predictable, though. Might wanna work on your delivery. Say, I got a funny story 'a my own, but ya might've already heard this one. Some kid that worshipped ya, some.. "Graham" kid, I don't remember his last name, anyhow, he tried fightin' me. Was preachin' on and on about how great his "Boss Ladd" was, 'n then gave up after whiffin' three hits. You kiddin' me, Russo? That's the kinda company you keep around? I get that Queen Bee's gotta keep 'er pawns weak, but that's a little drastic, don't ya think?
>>8877828
Nah. Not with my wife there ta protect 'em. I didn't marry some useless woman that can't handle a knife, after all. She's more than capable 'n I'd trust her with everythin' of mine.
Besides, I doubt anybody'd have the balls to piss Vino off, ta be frank. You find yourself at the top 'a my list 'n it's over for you.
>>8877894
>encouraging the behavior killing hG
lmao kys kid
>>8877832
Bish.
>>8877848
Bash.
>>8877878
...B-Bosh.
Starting ASAP
>>8877917
The extremely epic "x is killing HG" meme.
>>8877926
Now THAT'S what I like to hear!
Oh, and can you get me your number? I'm gonna need it for after the match!
BLOODBATH!
Mordred wasting no time already.
WRONG RO-...this is just stale at this point.
You had a gun. You could've stopped that thing, y'know.
Thursday spitting some REAL fire.
>>8877939
W-Why?
>>8877964
why can't i ever lose like i want to
>>8877964
...Being gloomy?
Or gardening?
Either way, I agree completely.
>>8877917
Nice bait, but hg is dying due to other causes.
>>8877964
>From where she lies, Rika silently extends her hand in the air, flipping the host off.
Good evening, tributes. How go your games of chance?
>>8877964
So it begins.
>>8877964
Hohooou~!
For now, that's for ME to know! HA!
You'll find out later!!
Now then, time to show off for the camera!
>Mechanic Hero Hatsume Mei suddenly tears off her jumpsuit and starts putting on a gunshow. Wouldn't be a mechanic without some muscle, now would she?
HAHAHAHA!!
>>8877964
At least someone around here appreciates my abilities.
Thanks host.
>>8877964
I think I'd be the strongest out of those three... Unless that girl has some sort of hidden strength.
>>8877999
Name them, faggot.
>>8878003
Ain't nothin' ta chance about it.
>turns a sphere inside out
>>8878003
>>8878002
I think you can guess. I swear this guy does everything in his power to screw me over in particular.
>>8878009
shitposting
people getting bored
games have become stale
>>8878003
Patchouli...it's good to see you again.
Sorry about yesterday, I didn't mean to pass out on you...
>Looks out at the thread
>>8878003
>Suddenly there's a pink-haired mechanic right in the lady's face. No regards for personal space whatsoever.
HELLO-HELLO! HAHAHA!!!
>>8877964
Best at what I do, being a secret agent. ERGO I ALREADY WON HAHAHA!
>>8878046
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
>Draw a line in it in paint
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
>Resize it.
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
...Sigh. Give me a minute
>>8878032
You're wrong.
>>8878046
>>8878068
It's the text that's spam.
I realized as soon as I posted that it was because I had a fake phone number in the post in response to >>8878004
DAY 1!
How appropriate considering he's only one of two two-time Gauntlet winners.
Hatsume getting a delicious treat straight to the face.
Seth already going for some wrestling tactics, even if this ain't Rigginsmania.
>>8878002
>Closes eyelids with two fingers in a peace sign shape.
Shhhh, only dreams now.
>>8877964
How brutal of you..
>>8878078
I'm right and you know it.
>>8878081
Is this the hot new maymay
>>8878094
>>8878094
asgore confirmed for good vibes spy
>>8878096
Keep deluding yourself.
>>8878094
if someone could come here and kill me that would be nice
>>8878094
...This is for me? Thank you, but it's about to get warm now... I'll keep it for my travels to the north.
>>8878015
Really?
It seems to me this place favors the lucky more than anyone else. All based off my own observations.
>>8878020
I'll guess....terribly.
>>8878039
I'm starting to wonder if you aren't a hypersomniac, Utsutsu.
Nice to see you awake for a change.
>she nods to her. Remembering something, she digs into a bag at her side, stuffed with rolled-up papers and blueprints.
Ultimately there's too much in there just to bring out one, so she holds up the bag instead
I brought the back-up documents with me this time!
>>8878048
UAAAH!
>she jumps backwards in shock. Reflexibly she clutches her book tight
Is that any way to greet someone!?
>>8877910
Oh, do you mean the kid who was part of that gang that uncle told me to send a message and not kill them all. Butttt I ended up killing all but one of them because I was having too much fun. I don't even know the young chap. I just told him to get strong enough to kill me.
>>8878046
Yeah. we get it, you like being dramatic.
>>8878135
Apparently, I hate everything, and everything hates me right back. Figures, huh?
NIGHT 1!
So no different than his current personality?
MOKOU, THE ICEBERG DESTROYING THAT SHIP!
He didn't need the gun after all, it seems.
Have fun eating that with a toothbrush.
>>8878119
I've been called a lot of things here, but this is a new one on me. I also have no idea what it means.
>>8878094
There is only one type of movie that's worth watching.
>>8878094
An uninvited guest, how lovely!
>>8878149
I'd wake him, but I'm often told that you shouldn't wake people who are sleepwalking... I guess we can only pray he doesn't injure himself.
>>8878149
I feel the same...
I don't think you're fit for this kind of stuff.
>>8878135
Really. Luck's the tool of a weak man. Trainin' wheels. Once ya grow strong enough ya don't need it anymore, it becomes useless, overwritten by skill.
No luck here. Not for me, anyway.
>>8878142
Is that it? Sure wasn't the impression he gave off, but I won't ask. Either way, congrats on the little fanclub.
Anyhow, let's not beat around tha elephant in tha room. What're ya here for, Ladd? The killin'? A rematch? Just takin' a midnight stroll?
DAY 2!
Mokou feels bad about what I just said, apparently, since she's helping one of the two lovebirds.
Perhaps that WAS Ater the night before, then...who knows?
Real niggas sleep with one foot in the grave.
>>8878199
Gotta go with a robin on this one.
...Why? Dunno. Just the feelin' I get.
>>8878199
finish me off please
>>8878149
Ha ha ha ha, I'm gonna see if Uncle will allow me to keep this new toy.
>Proceeds to start danging on the corpse.
Alright, who's the next person that's gonna challenge me!
>>8878199
Is this your way of issuing a challenge?
>>8878094
AAAHAHAHAHA~!! PERFECT!
I couldn't think of a better time than now to give my LATEST and GREATEST little baby a spin!
>Mei pulls out an oversized funnel with all sorts of wires and doohickeys crudely hanging off of it.
With this, even the WORST of meals will taste like five-star gourmet!
Assuming it doesn't blow up in my face! HAHA!
>She slams the thing in her mouth.
I HVV YR WRDN!! HVHVHVHVH!!!
>Sundae ramen successfully funneled into her gab. She swallows it in one gulp.
HAHAHAHA!!! IT WORKED!
Never have I EVER tasted a better meal than that!
>However, despite her reaction, she suddenly has an urge to cling painfully onto her gut.
Hooou~, but I'm picking up some unexpected sideaffects...
Just give me ONE moment!!!
>>8878135
HA! Why not?!
After all, what better way to introduce myself than letting you get an HD look, HUH!? HAHA!!
>Mei takes two steps back and puts her hands in her pockets.
SO! Who are ya anyways? More importantly, maybe you can give me a hand, yeah? I'm been looking for a new assistant after all!
No idea where that last one went!
>>8878149
>Our Mechanic Hero is ready to intercept the incoming projectile with a metallic baseball mitt.
DON'T WORRY!! I've got JUST the thing~!
I call it the Catch-Anything-You-Want-A-Tron!!
What does it do? JUST WATCH!!
>It doesn't work.
>Glowing green ramen climbs out of Mei's severed torso and crawls into a nearby sewer grate.
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AGES, WE HAVE AN ARENA EVENT EARLY IN A DOCUMENTED GAME!
Enjoy the park!
>>8878253
i finally jobbed properly for once
>>8878199
Hawks are pretty cool I guess.
>>8878135
Hypersomniac? That's unlikely...I think...
>she watches as Patchouli digs through her bag with a confused expression until she sees her taking out the blueprints
Oh, right. The back-up documents. I'll hold onto them until you need them again...
>>8878199
...You two can keep the bag.
>>8878253
Impressive. Not a lot of people are capable of overpowering me like you did.
>>8878253
I mean, what could possibly go wro-
NIGHT 2!
As per usual, some after-Arena peace, though that doesn't mean there isn't some violence.
>>8878253
>>8878289
Not a lot of people can thrash helplessly like you did.
>>8878147
One can't deny you're trying to change that now.
Even if your results are a bit iffy.
>>8878193
You'd be surprised.
Though my research of it is limited, luck does exist as some sort of force affecting outcome. It's just hard to measure or control.
I'd never rely on it, but some do.
>>8878237
You scared the living daylights out of me! What do you even mean by an "HD" look...!?
>she takes a few breaths to calm herself and control her breathing
I'm Patchouli Knowledge, a witch and librarian.
...And not interested in being an assistant to anyone.
>>8878287
With as much as I see you sleeping, I'd say otherwise.
>she removes the bag from her person and hands it over. It's not too big, and still very light
Thank you, Utsutsu. My work is very important, and...
Well, it's nice to know the backups are in good hands.
>>8878317
...Eh? Am I awake? Where am I? Is this Vegas?
>>8878135
Here you go worst touhou
>>8878354
>thank you, anon! :v
>>8878350
Ohoho, NOW you choose to believe me? Is it because you said you had to do something real quick and vanished last night?
DAY 3!
I thought we had some more peace, but thanks to a severed spinal cord, that's not the case. Fuckin' brutal, yo.
>>8878354
She's like 3rd best touhou be nice
>>8878338
I suppose I did look pretty desperate then. I hope we can meet on the battlefield again soon so I can match my blade with your fists.
>>8878350
AHH! That's too bad!
I'm REALLY in dire need of someone to help me make more CUTE little babies, but if you don't want to, then VERY WELL!!
>The mechanic's hands leave her pockets so that she can enthusiastically point to herself.
I'm Mei! HATSUME!! SUPPORT-CLASS HERO!!
And when I said HD, I meant HIGH DEFINITION of course! HAHA!! What ELSE could it have been?!
>>8878350
No use relyin' on somethin' that ain't guaranteed ta work 100% 'a the time. That kinda thing's pointless. The people who rely on luck are the people that can't be bothered ta get off their ass 'n raise their skill above any kinda luck that could come their way.
>>8878386
What, this supposed ta scare me, host? D'ya just have a "black cat" button up there in your little control booth for the superstitious people? That shit don't work on me. Far as I'm concerned that thing's just another source 'a food, so, thanks.
>>8878390
I know someone who would like that image.
NIGHT 3!
What goes around, comes around. Almost immediately.
>>8878411
No, that's Socks. Pet him, he doesn't bite!
>>8878193
You see I would take up that offer to finally rush your skull in-between my bare hands while that broad was watching but it would appear that she's not here. I did say I would kill the both of you if I did survive your little plan and here I am! Well, I did not know you would be here since I was only coming here out on a stroll, and to test out this new bad boy.
>>8878414
Hopefully patchy since I posted it for her
>>8878390
Patchouli is terrible!
>>8878372
>Kissu
You're welcome
Someone give me Bolin's GF pic again. I need it for memes.
>>8878350
>she nods, holding onto the bag
Don't worry, I won't let anything happen to them.
I have to leave soon...will you be here tomorrow?
>>8878386
Brutal...
DAY 4!
Of course the black guy knows how to do that.
How UNfortunate.
>>8878454
>Patchouli is terrible!
I'm gonna kill you.
Also, that's not Tenshi.
>>8878424
I'm alright, thanks. More of a dog person.
>>8878441
Still usin' those ol' things, huh? I'm tellin' ya, ya might as well ditch the guns altogether. They ain't gonna work on anybody worth a shit, 'n they're only gonna slow ya down. Chane 'n I still laugh about how much of a breeze beatin' you on the Pussyfoot was. Adapt with the times, Russo.
>>8878398
Right on then! I've been itching for an awesome fight, it's been a while.
>>8878377
Don't misunderstand me, Rika. I never doubted your efforts. Just the results of them.
Come to think of it, you said you were doing all this for the sake of one person...
>>8878406
Oh... Excuse me, I've never heard that term befo--
Wait, you said you're a mechanic, Mei?
Are you an experienced one, by any chance?!
>>8878411
My thoughts exactly. I wouldn't have gotten this good at magic if I hadn't trained in it myself.
You must work a very serious career to emphasize it that much...
>>8878462
Lovely.
I should be here tomorrow, yes... I've decided, if so many are going to take notice of me here and request my help, I might as well make more regular appearances.
>>8878461
NIGHT 4!
mastur ch33f is a pedophile. I'm sure that surprised no one.
Real cannibalism hours, boys!
New thread coming up ASAP.
>>8878497
Dude, delete this before the mods see.
>>8878487
That's the whole reason I came here in the first place. To seek out a worthy opponent to battle with.
>>8878494
Experienced is putting it LIGHTLY!
Making cute little babies like this... IT'S MY ENTIRE LIFE!! HAHAHAHA!!!
>>8878497
Do you how do?
>>8878494
I'll save ya the trouble 'n confusion. Vino. Assassin for the Gandor family. Nice ta meet'cha. You gonna be the type ta run away screamin' or the type ta ask about how my last kill was? Only two kinds'a people here.
>>8878518
Hey. Lucky you, ya get ta be our next dinner guest. Have a seat.
>>8878513
thank
>>8878494
Suuuure. Bah, whatever, it's not like you'd sound any less serious about it anyhow.
...And yeah, yeah I did, someone with future vision says it's for the best for them if I do. What's it to you?
>Rikakakaka