Alright listen up. Mother has decided to recruit some new agents and so it falls on 34 of you to attempt to impress her. I say 34 of course because she wants Rick Grimes who won the last 2 Cancer Games in and of course myself WHO SHE LOVES TO SEE GET SHOT... bitch.
Anyway... The Cancer Games 37 are about to begin. so the first 34 of you losers to hop in here the quicker we can get this started.
Reigen Arataka
Nonon Jakuzure
Saki
>>8858817
Astaroth
Eggman-kun
>>8858817
Fujiwara no Mokou
Freeman's Mind
District 10 Male
Grora
Toriko
God Damn it Mother...
Sterling Archer
Faggot Remover Mike Pence
>>8858817
Damon Gant
>>8858817
Fujiwara no Fumokou
>>8858817
Rika
Inkling
>>8858817
Emi
Utsutsu
>>8858846
>knocks off crown
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8858817
Booce destroying the Earth
>>8858817
Plague Knight
Yukine
>>8858825
I made it as a shitpost like a year and 9 months ago
get with the times newfag
even used it 2 weeks ago with a new version of the code since the old one died
>>8858817
Gaius
>>8858817
Best Daughter Erica
Len
>>8858817
Fear Kubrick
Alfred Jones
Cute Autist
Uriko Nonomura
Araragi
THE FINAL PAM
>>8858817
Ikaros
>>8858817
Sticky Fingaz
Medusa
Shion
>>8858870
>Cries a little once the crown hits her fucking foot.
>The sneakers aren't all that thick at the top it seems.
>>8858817
The Emperor
Lana
>>8858897
WHERE
IS
KUUKO
>>8858897
>chu
Surge
Dubs and I post a personal Discord ERP screencap.
>>8858817
Eric Andre
>>8858897
>nibbles feet
>>8858919
Rolling for this just to annoy (you)kine!
>>8858919
Reroll
>>8858780 (Gote)
Yeah, actually, he does that A LOT. Worst part is that if he finds out a fear of yours' he's not gonna wait in the slightest to put pressure on it. Especially if he can act on it immediately.
>>8858796
Do I look like I can hold my booze well? I can do all the research I want to from the comfort of my home base, only way I'm joining anything is to support someone else I give a damn about.
Besides, nobody likes shrine maidens.
>>8858786 (Suz)
So, uh. Do you even know how it's augmented? Because I haven't held any illusions about that sort of thing for a while; I don't even bring Sigma out for a spin often, and the Flower Tank's practically a heavily-armored mobile bed for me at this point.
>>8858944
Oh boy
>>8858817
Professor James Moriarty
>>8858948
>inb4 it's Bolin erping Parshit
Archer > Hoshi
>>8858962
>Archer
>>8858944
S-Shit
>>8858956
You won the other day but I don't think you was here for it. What's his source?
Cirno
>>8858962
Water is wet
>>8858976
no
>>8858946
Btw, get your shitty wincard from the Emperor Games?
>>8858967
>Cricket
lol poorfag
>>8858946
But you don't like anyone besides your sister, so you won't join anything
>>8858982
Same thing :^)
>>8858986
Huh?
>>8858967
Who are these people?
>>8858989
Cricket is comfy desu
>>8858998
Y-YAMETE
>>8858969
I did? What a wonderful turn of events! I'm so sorry for missing my wonderful victory, but thank you for the opportunity!
>It's Fate Grand Order. Sorry for missing it.
>>8858978
Ribbit.
It was 420's eve and all through the house
this nigga was sturing and strutting about.
He had taken his time to procure his weed,
and made sure his room had plenty of treats.
And yet as was tradition the boy could not forget
to turn on his favorite snoop dog song as the smoke rose through the vent.
As the smoke rose it tickled his nose
each time he exhailed there was a ring of O's
he huffed and puffed ate and then sat on his ass high enough for him, and 3 friends.
And so as your blunts held hi lit to the sky happy 420 to all and to alll keep getting high
>>8859002
Tricky and Booce
>>8859019
>highschoolers
That explains why it's babbeh's first lewd talk.
>>8859019
why did you say my name, now he's gonna see I posted this
>>8858988
With that one weird image that looks like I grew an extra finger? Sure did, thanks again.
>>8858993
Hey, there's at least...uh...one person...outside of proclaimed family that I like, and a handful I consider alright. Either way, if it suits my interests or whims, I'll do it.
>>8859011
>>8859029
The images also gave it away.
Inside of me today
There is no one
Only asteroids and empty space
A waste
...They're looking through the windows at me...
Get me out of this air-conditioned nightmare
Rots your brain just like a catchy tune
You will hate life more than life hates you
Happiness is your illness in an air-conditioned nightmare
...Burn all your mementos of me...
Walking on air
Up from the wheelchair
I'll find the suicide
That I deserve
Walking on sand
Forgotten where I am
But it's so comfortable
Here in the sun...
I only see rainbows
Now that the bandages are gone
Through my window, there
From the skyscrapers
Down to the submarines
Birds and fairies
Sanctuaries
Atop the rolling hills of hell
These words are sledgehammers
Of truth
That pound the iron heart
Of sin
Bloody smiling
Vandalizing
My wet dream is drying up...
Where's my rainbow?
Where's my halo?
There's my halo!
>>8859042
yeah but you can search names in the archive which he does every day
>>8858946
I know what you're all about. As far as I'm concerned it's all just fancy science to me. Truth is I know your expertise goes beyond simple engineering and it's an edge I wouldn't mind having.
Of course a deal can be only be struck if there's something in it for you. So.
What can I do for you?
>>8858967
>This somehow terrifies me. I just hope I don't go down and devolve into that kind of.... people.
>>8859035
>grew an extra finger.
Didn't notice that when making it. Now I gotta see for myself
>>8859042
This and west coast time zone. That's not really common in HG, Tricky's the only one that comes to mind.
>>8859029
>posts something about herself
>someone says her name
>"w-why did you have to do that??? he's gonna know i'm here!"
tricky, you could just stop posting and avoid the problem entirely
>>8859066
but I'm not tricky
Dubs, and I'll post some of MY ERP experiences.
>>8859061
Aren't Suika and Guts on the westcoast as well?
>>8859061
And cricket wireless. Who above the age of 18 uses cricket when literally any other data provider is vastly superior
>>8859066
You can't reason with an attention whore. She'll do anything for those (You)'s, which includes posting private messages.
Swaps or trades or whatever
>>8859073
Rolling
>>8858895
I love you.
>>8859083
i have a very bad impulse problem, I really like to post screencaps from my chats cause I think it's funny to embarrass myself
>>8859089
reroll
>>8859085
Looks fine to me.
>>8859085
GOOFY, I COME FOR YOU!!
>>8859098
this
>>8859059
>With as many times as I've posted it I'm surprised nobody noticed. From what I can tell it's a bit of a gag that happens with people that draw Rika every once in a blue moon.
>>8859052
Hybridization is what I do, pretty difficult to make something that heavy fly without it.
>She waves dismissively with a shake of the head.
Do you really think there's anything I'd be interested in? What little I AM concern by sure as hell can't be accomplished by nearly anyone. At least I'm not gonna oppose you. Probably.
>>8859085
>cleans throat
It's AstAroth Archer, with an "a"
But other than that it looks quite fine. I'm hoping for a comfy ride.
>>8859096
I love me too.
>>8859100
H-here you go.
>>8859119
That's kinda hot.
>>8859123
Even my ERP is better.
>>8859085
Damn just two minutes to late
>>8858804
Well I guess that means I'm a gal pal now.
>>8859123
>>8859085
Fine, fine, let's begin.
>>8859085
Alfred... Jones? Eh they both look human to me. Except that one of them acts.... Weirdly. I suppose that should not hinder my performance!
>she's really pumped up and hyped up for this event
Let's go! Oh and please rig the game for me to win!
>>8859142
Why did you delete me from Steam, Tricky?
Trips opens the box
>>8859085
>actually in District 10
Good man.
>>8859098
>>8859097
Yes, that's what teenagers do. They're too young to know how to control their impulses. Do you know why this is a 18+ website?
It's so that minors don't do stupid shit they'll regret one day. But obviously the warnings didn't stop you.
>>8859164
>sets on fire
>>8859163
Because you're shit
Do you have a crush on someone here?
>>8859162
>>8859164
Open up
>>8859115
So why don't we network a little? Branch out and scratch one another's backs. If it's material or supplies you could use, I can get my hands on it. Just give me a list and I'll see it done.
>>8859178
Junko Enoshima
>>8859163
I actually deleted people way back in like December, I'm surprised you only cared when I announced I had. You weren't really using it for much, anyways, unless you're someone I talk to on Discord. Then, we can arrange something.
>>8859172
Nothing can stop my 12 inch cock from fucking my own brains out
>>8859170
>>8859178
(You) baby.
And so begins the wonder of the 37th Cancer Games, where somehow, no one dies during the bloodbath. Great job.
>>8859085
None needed! Now, I'm gonna show you all that just because you've been gone a long time doesn't mean you won't do well in a situation like this. Watch the hero work his magic!
Or, uh... In other words, let's go!
>>8859178
ye
HE'S A JERK THOUGH
>>8859199
>>8859178
wat?
>>8859214
>>8859206
Thanks for the name. Alright,let's do this thing!
>>8859206
Did you set it to highest death rate?
>>8859135
>Meh.
>That RP could have been better.
>>8859206
Can't catch what ain't there!
>mfw I will have to wait 3 years to find and rape tricky to be given a rape sentence and not a raping a minor sentence
>>8859214
Ok that got a chuckle out of me
>>8859220
I bet he didn't
>>8859170
.
>>8859214
We tried. We tried so hard and got so far with harassing aussa to actually get a job so he stops torturing his poor avatars with his boring conversations all day long. I'm so sorry.
>>8859206
And I already know I'm not going to get it, so what's the point?
>>8859206
Thanks man
I'll try not to be late next time
post your ava cards
Post em'
Night HG
>>8859210
>He
Who?
>8859249
kys cancer no (u) 4 u
>>8859220
>it is set to high, not highest
This is honestly ridiculous my mother... and others I suppose paid to see you bleed and kill each other so DO THAT!
>>8859241
We're in the middle of a game
>>8859249
Goodnight!
>>8859250
Ringabel
>>8859178
yes but he left
>>8859249
... Goodnight
Im not caught up on HG memes, whats NE1
>>8859255
are you guys gonna come back and kill me or not
>>8859270
Neon Evangalion 1, Hoshi's faction
>>8859271
>kills you
>dresses you up like a TLH character
>does stuff to the corpse
>sexual stuff
>>8859206
I'll rule it one day! With an iron fist, if I have to make one!
>>8859270
Hoshi's faction for Yuno's faction games
>>8859241
>>8859255
My weakness? Damn have there been a spy on me all this time?
Some people know way too about me around here. I know I'm hot stuff, but damn...
>>8859241
>>8859249
>kissu
>>8859206
>>8859255
I died in it though.
>>8859284
Avatar wallpapers are cancer
>>8859284
FUCKING
DON'T
>>8859249
>nighto.
>>8859255
>Gaius takes a look at the old man and, not sensing any violence from him, he lays down his sword for a moment as a sign of peace.
Where are the current factions listed?
>>8859241
I stand alone here! I need no sidekicks or anything when I can kill everyone as I please! Hee hee!
>8859296
>>8859206
I feel like a pervert is watching me in this base.
>she looks around the vicinity to find the spy
W-Well sorry guys, I'll just go to my tent and probably sleep.
>She uses this as an excuse so that the spy can't see her
>>8859284
>trigger shit
>jojo shit
>meme shit
Taste this bad shouldn't be allowed to exist.
>>8859305
Here : http://8ch*pl/yga/res/67.html
>>8859227
please don't
>>8859085
>>8859155
Wait, wait, before we start, I should at least acknowledge when someone mentions me if it's super important! Yep, I'm Alfred Jones! Pleasure to make your acquaintance, miss!
Now, I know I might be a little wacky, but if you follow my lead, we'll totally get far in this! I had my fair share of battles too, you know!
>>8859255
It's nice coming back after a long, long period of time without relaxing, so coming and lying next to a pool is really as great as anything else! Now, if only this could stay like this forever...
>>8859307
>Suz lvl 7
>not 50
Smh
>>8859255
>>8859288
>The information is recieved into one ear and out the other.
Okie-dokie then? So avoid the crazy blue woman, got it.
>>8859296
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
>Slams door, runs to room, blares metal version of beethoven through house
8859314
You haven't even baited the hook.
>>8859296
Hmm, Adachi getting mad over something literally so miniscule is a tired gimmick, but this does show great promise and some work rate. I give it 2 1/2 stars
>>8859327
Level refer to age
>upon further investigation the games were set to medium deaths so we are restarting so the game doesn't last a year.
A few more deaths... this works out better.
>>8859346
RIGGED
>>8859346
Road is good
>>8859346
Minus 3 stars, this game is a complete disaster
>>8859340
>Suz is 7
Wtf I love lolis now!
>>8859346
that's better
>>8859359
Loli is body type + age, not just age
>>8859346
>Plague Knight wads up the paper and throws it behind him while grumbling. it suddenly explodes in mid-air, startling him. He turns around and watches the smoldering remnants float to the ground.
...More! I need more! Hah hah!
>>8859338
>>8859346
This is a hundred times better.
>>8859346
Now, this isn't called cowardice, as all you people know. Normal people call it "running away". I call it a "tactical retreat"! Now, if ya don't mind me, I'm gonna book it as far as I can, 'cause I ain't staying for a single second!
>>8859337
That's a cute Nonon
>>8859336
Let me guess... they told you the usual stuff right? "Dangerous blue monster, will eat you in your sleep, keeps your cock in"
>shrugs
I'll let you verify that yourself
>>8859325
Oh uhhh.. Hi!
>she's startled by Alfred's high energy
Nice to meet you too. My name's Fear. Fear Kubrick. And I have nothing to do with the movie director. But I have my fair shares of battle in my life so I guess that is not necessary.
>She smugly replies
>>8859346
>she doesn't realized what happened and remained in the tent
>When she got out, she is on the podium again
What? Really? What happened now! Is this rigging I smell?
>>8859357
FUCK OFF DAVE!
>>8859350
I simulated 6 days and 7 people had died... I don't want to deal with that.
God damn it Eggman get out of my shot.
>>8859364
What are you, the loli expert? Cause Kamina holds that title, and I don't think he'll give it up.
>>8859346
>Gaius is confused after finding himself on an entirely new place out of nowhere.
>he takes a moment to examine the surroundings.
>>8859396
FINAL PAM IS OUT OF HERE.
IT IS SOMETHING TO SPOOK FINAL PAM.
>>8859373
Delete this, or I will get my legion of internet wrestling fanboys to delete it for you over the internet, punk.
>>8859396
Minus four stars
>>8859189
What could you have that I'd want? Raw material and supplies I can get for pretty cheap from the kappa back home, I got all the protection I could want, and even the exotic stuff's handled by my 'student'. Hell, I couldn't make Sigma out of a better armor because nothing exists that IS better.
>She shrugs a bit.
I'm not wanting for anything that you could actually give.
>>8859255
Sooo...flaw in your plan. I've never hired anyone as big as you. Or with blue hair. In fact I don't even have any men hired act all.
>>8859396
...These were always more Rikako's thing, I'm not even mad.
>>>/b/729843586
>>8859396
Keh? But I haven't even done anything yet! Can you at least wait until I blow someone up?!
>>8859399
II'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle individual
>>8859396
Now I just need that to work like thirty more times.
>>8859399
Kamina doesnt know shit about lolis, his only source was Sanya and thats stretching it.
>>8859396
>Gaius arrives at a human settlement and takes a while to observe its inhabitants.
>>8859396
>she just spends the day dicking away, drinking beer after beer while listening to old 60's rock songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78aLi00SHC8
...
I think I should get going
>>8859390
The soul eating part yes, but I'm not exactly sure about the last part.
>>8859399
Kamina
Vert
Nymph
You cannot be serious... I know I wanted more death but COME ON! Day one arena event... suuuuuuuper. Eat a dick Menagerie...
>>8859447
>>8859459
Hi Red
>>8859462
Perhaps those police should have done me a favor and kept me locked up! Keh...
>>8859395
Aw, man, you're not related to Stanley? He made some cool movies, and although I met him before, meeting a descendant of his would be really cool...
>Alfred shrugs, sticking a thumb at himself with a joyful expression on his face.
It's a good thing I won't be doing all the work, then! Being the hero is fun, but I hear it's kinda annoying if he does ALL the work! You're gonna carry your weight too, right?
>>8859462
>Alfred dies with an irritated expression on his face, looking angry at the circumstances and how neither of them could do jack to stop it.
Man, sometimes life has a tendency to rub things in my face. Darn! Not like the other gal is taking it well, either...
>>8859462
...Give your mother a big punch in the eye for me Archer....
>>8859456
What really? Pfff, that's a complete lie, I didn't think anyone would believe that!
...
I mean I don't eat souls, those are valuable, it's better to sell them.
>>8859462
>Gaius becomes surrounded by all kinds of wildlife.
>however, he ignores all of it, as they do not pose any actual threat to him.
>>8859487
That post is way more creative than anything Red's ever been associated with.
>>8859462
FUJIWARA, MORE LIKE FUJIWATTABURGER, DINNER MEAL!
>>8859503
But it has shitty english so it fits perfectly.
>>8859396
Jokes on him! I have no Henchmen. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahaha....
>she's embarrassed by her own hysterical laugh
>>8859462
It feels like a Zoo just went loose in this pl-
........
>she notices something crawling from behind
C-CRAWLING BLACK THINGS!!!!
>she runs away from the menagerie out of fear
G-Get out of here! Please I don't want you!
>>8859459
I didn't understand a single thing about what you were trying to say...
Mixing factions? Diverse? Too complicated.
>>8859448
>Pulls on the demon's tail as it's between her legs
>>8859462
I admit I don't have the stomach to kill her myself. Things are much easier this way...
Samurai Jack is a fucking stud.
>>8859420
fuck yourself
I'd like to thank C.C. for joining the faction of winners.
The door is still open to whoever else wants to win. You can trust my faction. It's a good one.
You all know the drill... press F to pay respects
>>8859499
I will as soon as Krieger zaps everyone back to life with his weird cloning thing
>>8859482
>suddenly, the giant senses the presence of the cursed sword. Enraged, he lunges towards Wander.
>>8859525
Suz, I thought you were gay.
>>8859521
YOU PROMOTE FACTION MIXING
YOU WANT EVERYONE IN ONE SINGLE FACTION
DISGUSTING
>>8859522
>the tail is pulled out but her thighs are so close to one another you can't see anything.
...Having fun anon?
>>8859532
>kissu
>>8859534
I can think of another reason to say "F" here! Ah hah hah hah!
...Ow. Those trample wounds STILL sting!
>>8859549
I'm gay for Ahri.
>>8859514
>Crawling black things
Ay yo, say "Joy Lane"
>>8859530
MOU IKKAI MOTHERFUCKERU!
>>8859534
Bush gawd, king!
>>8859574
What was his name again?
>>8859462
>both Mokou's die the same way
>mfw
>>8859574
shoot her and me and my defense force white knights will kill you in our bi-planes!
>>8859550
...I litteraly never said this. I'm only recruiting demons, monsters and those who choose to walk the dark path.
People are drawn like moths to a flame to me and relinquish their old ways, what can I do? Deny them their newfound joy?
>>8859534
Great! At least that night won't be completely wasted
>>8859588
Mark Markens
>>8859588
Stinky fingers
>>8859551
>Proceeds to slowly stroke the length of her tail.
Yes. Yes I am
Night One, District 3 has been entirely eliminated already! But alas the deaths will continue. For only one can become the Cancer Games Heavyweight Champion
Good evening!
>>8859567
>karate chops her head
Public display of affection is frowned upon here.
But think of how nice it'll feel putting that red-haired satan in her spot. She'll be pissed when she loses to me.
>>8859600
>MIXING ALL NON HUMANS
AND FUCK HUMAN PEOPLE
>>8859532
Your faction is shit!
SHIT!
>>8859606
Pence is clearly looking for lesbians to zap.
>>8859611
Hey Subaru, guess what?
>>8859611
Are we even qualified...?
>>8859616
They're obviously terrorists. Git redpilled skrub
>>8859545
>(It's been a long awhile since I've picked up Wander again.)
>Quick to his senses, Wander encircles around Gaius' hefty lunge towards the ground.
>>8859606
>all that can be heard from inside the room is soft snoring and occasional shuffling
>>8859603
>She teasingly gets her tail out of her hand.
Damn anon, you're a bold one... But I'm sure you already have a tail of your own to play with, mmhh?
Or maybe you can try your chance with the kitty here : >>8859456
>>8859619
Well I... don't have anything against humans, as long as they submit.
Why are you so angry anon? If you must feel wrath, at least put it to good use.
>>8859495
Of course I am! I am the best girl of the century in this place! I will be the hero of the month! Heck I'll be the flavor of the month in this place if this keeps on going!
>she keeps on boasting abilities
Don't worry I'll also give some fair share to you
>She talks as if she has won hundreds of games
>>8859534
>I will as soon as Krieger zaps everyone back to life with his weird cloning thing
>>8859534
Goodbye dead people! I hope you have a nice rest in the afterlife!
>she says that with a gleeful smile
>although her smile vanishes only replaced with the feeling of anguish
>>8859532
Heh. I don't join a pervert's faction!
>>8859574
I-I did not say a ganguro person! I meant as a S-Spider!
>She looks distressed when she gaze upon the black man who's at least 3 times taller than her
>she fidgets her hand alot
C-Can I go now?
>>8859606
I.... I did not mean it.....
>she holds up the human perforator
I did not mean it.... T-This drill is not supposed to kill a person....
>she closes her ears
G-Get it out of my head! Please! These noises! The... The numbers!
>>8859622
Gottem
>>8859622
NE-1 designated for cringiest faction ever.
Shout out to Pam for actually helping out around the office, god knows I wasn't going to file those papers. Also, Nonon is still hunting Ikaros, wanting nothing more than to be the only pink haired slut here.
>>8859667
I think the satan faction is a little more cringe desu
>>8859667
>>8859610
Hello, friend!
>622
Yeah? It takes a poop to know a poop.
>>8859631
What?
>>8859634
I think you should ask "What does it mean to be qualified". Despite that, does it look like I'm going to take no for an answer?
>>8859651
Who said you didn't? That red-haired girl's pretty perverted. She'll make you do things.
>>8859499
They might know a thing or two about you, I wasn't clever in delivering the exact message they sent me~! Maybe you do suck souls for a living, what do I know?
>>8859647
because I see through your ways
I know your habits
>I'm too tired to even think right now, so I'm just gonna sleep. Good night, HG, and thanks for hosting, Archer. Hope you all have a wonderful day tomorrow.
Good evening.
>>8859651
>anime girl
>loli
>over confident
>from generic shounen source
>stutters a lot
Is this the most generic anime girl ever?
>>8859668
T-thanks for avenging me Sticky Fingaz. Remember *cough* to kill some fags... f-for me...
>>8859675
Chicken butt
And at the end of day 2 there are only 10 people left alive... jesus... this is going about as well as the time they had women try out for the marine corps.
>>8859606
>still enraged, Gaius barely notices what the girl is saying.
>>8859638
>the giant swings his sword at the warrior, evidently upset.
>>8859668
>he hits Pence and Fingaz while doing so.
>>8859659
Sure did momfu
>>8859660
If I had to join a can I would kms too.
>675
Oh yeah well you're a poop because you have no gf! Ha sure got you and I get to save my precious (You)s
>>8859682
G'night, Assagore.
>>8859667
>literally just shitposting shitlords
>cringe
I mean they are assholes but not cringe
Oh yeah! Good evening, you fucking losers! Junko Enoshima in the house, ready to make your miserable little lives even more full of despair!
>>8859686
No, the boats will always represent the most base level of blank slate generic ez modu.
>>8859708
Anon is bias so don't mind them.
>>8859689
Is that all? Okay. Next time I'll rip that mask off and expose you.
>>8859668
I don't really have any fancy clothes...what should I wear?
>>8859711
imposter
>>8859651
Hero? Whoa, whoa, whoa, now hold on there, Fear! That title is designated to me, Alfred F. Jones!
>Alfred points to himself with a confident, almost smug expression; seems to me that he takes pride in being called a hero!
Now, look, I bet you're better than sliced bread, and you've got heck of a lot more abilities than I do, but you can leave the hero title to me! I earned that one fair and square!
>>8859682
See you later, man. Even I haven't spoken to ya directly yet, it's good to see you alive and kickin'!
>>8859711
Somebody talk me out of throatfuckin' this skank.
>>8859682
>Sleep well.
>>8859680
You don't know me anon. You think you do, but you're merely blinded by whatever ideology you subscribe to.
>>8859677
Probably not yeah. Hmm... Wait a minute? Weren't you a cute leopard girl a minute ago?!
>>8859731
so funneh XD epic win!
>>8859731
No, in fact I encourage it. That sounds hot.
With districts 2,3,5 and 7 eliminated. District 1 appears to be the favorite going forward being the only fully intact district.
>>8859682
goodnight plague knight
>>8859723
>>8859723
How about you rip this
>farts
>>8859731
It would scar me if you did so.
>>8859731
Not if I do it first.
>>8859742
>(30)
I'll just talk in the opposite direction of you. I'm not going to give you the pleasure of looking at my face.
>>8859753
Whose in your faction
>>8859742
>>8859744
METAL HUSBAND, TRASH HULK
PLEASE TAKE CARE OF MY SONS!!
>>8859751
TITS
THE
MINION
>>8859731
do it
>>8859734
A leopard... or a cat? ...Maybe? Maybe not?
>>8859731
You'll get a textually transmitted disease.
>>8859753
>>8859760
Post more of these
>>8859729
I'll show you a fuckin' impostor, you piece of shit! I'm the one and true Junko Enoshima, not some fucking dumb shit cosplay as me.
>>8859731
Don't get so full of yourself, cause you'll need space for me to fill you up. If you catch my drift.
You think you got the last laugh? I wont even be in the same area as you since your presence alone sends decent folk running.
>>8859768
Tsst tsst, no no! Let's not begin with secrets.
Can you do it again? It suited you quite well.
>>8859734
I know your the idealogy of fucking guys
I know who you are
I know what you are
I know what you are
>>8859668
Huh what are these things?... Are these cursed objects? But I don't feel like they're cursed or anything.
>she touches a bullet
Ooooh... They're shiny....
>>8859675
Nah! Girls can't be that much of a pervert compared to boys! Hahahaha!
>she cackles again but coughs to disrupt it
cough. As I was saying! Says the one who wants to enter a faction by marriage.
>she grins towards subaru
>>8859686
>Animes are trash these days anyway. I was thinking of picking up something different but it will become to deep and I will get bored interacting.
>>8859730
Hey! I deserved that title around here!
>she pouts
Fine! But certainly I am the flavor of the month around here! At least I will be the most popular girl around here! The girls around here are boooooring!
>she looks very proud of her overconfident personality
And soon I'll take that hero title from you! Eventually that will happen!
>>8859744
N-No!.... Not again!.... St-Stop it! I.. must resist..... it again...
>she winces in pain as if something is crushing her head
I need to p-prevent myself from losing it again......
P... Please.... M.. Make it stop!
>>8859749
my tongue x your ass
The Day 3 Feast has only a few victims left to claim and both by semi-accident.
>>8859779
>fugs lmao
>>8859717
We still had some good botes
>tfw want to use my other ava but don't won't to lose the tournament thingy
>>8859789
>To
>TOO
>I made a mistake... This brain of mine can't survive the night like this
>>8859800
>fills yukine's boy pussy with despair dick
>>8859711
>>8859744
>>8859753
>Gaius is too busy looking for Wander thay he completely ignores the people ranting around him.
>>8859797
>the bullet barely made a scratch on the giant. He's just angrier now.
>>8859787
>chuckles
Okay anon you got my attention.
Reveal it all to me. Explain my master plan.
Someone stop Gaius he's going mental on everyone.
>>8859758
Me and C.C. We'll get some other people in there soon enough, but that Erica girl is banned and her faction is the first faction we're taking down because I don't like their look.
>>8859775
It's next level, I know.
>>8859782
I know who you are, idiot. Stop trying because you'll never get the upper hand when dealing with me.
>>8859789
What's wrong with marriage? It's the purest form of love. Perverts stray far away from marriage, little girl.
>>8859818
JUNKO
D E S T R O Y E D
>>8859749
It's cool kiddo, just look the other way.
>>8859750
Race ya
>>8859793
>>8859779
My fucking gun x your fucking face
>>8859825
Hey, can you listen?
Can you hear me?
>>8859793
You cant do that, im pure for momfu
>>8859829
Or you could just accept some nice competition and not be so rood about it.
>>8859808
Tell me what you believe will happen when you "win" the tournament thingy.
>>8859797
...Impressive. I hope you know what you're doing.
>>8859814
OH FUG
AM CUM
>>8859844
Pride
>>8859832
I do anon... What is it?
>>8859844
World peace will be obtained, for muslims will no longer exist.
I want Junko to eat my ass desu
Shitposting?
In my hg?
It's more likely than you think, we'll talk more about this phenomenon after a word from our sponsors.
>>8859789
>Alfred mutters to himself in agreement, whispering a few names here and there before smiling with full force.
No offense, but I'm pretty sure you won't be able to take that from me, and that's a fact! Heck, I could scientifically prove it if I wanted to!
Whaddya say we agree to disagree! It's not like I can prove you wrong, right? It's pointless to argue... When it comes to this subject, anyway.
After 3 days, 7 of the 12 districts are completely eliminated and the other 5 only have 1 remaining agent. Good luck to all of you.
>>8859832
>>8859830
>>8859829
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>>8859825
>>8859823
>>8859814
>>8859809
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>>8859828
>In his rampage, Gaius severely damages the area's infrastructure.
>>8859829
>the first faction we're taking down.
You suck so bad Yuno didn't even bother putting your sorry ass on the map. Might as well not even at the rate you're going.
>>8859784
What suited me quite well? I think somethings clouding up your vision.
>>8859869
>hoshi gets assmad nobody wants anything to do with him in the faction games
>hoshi gets assmad that people have fun during Seth's games
>spams unfunny memes for hours on end
Business as usual.
>>8859823
That wasn't me ranting or raving. I'm simply stating something to someone that needs to leave right now. You're fine, giant golem.
>>8859843
Sorry, but you're going down first.
Then that ugly demon faction.
Then that NE1 faction.
Gals being Pals is just gals being pals, so they can stay.
Night 3... a night of peace, finally a calm before the storm... but how long can it last?
>>8859828
GODDAMMIT, I CAN FLY!
I CAN FUCKING FLYI!
THIS IS BULLSHIT!!
>>8859831
You're on.
>>8859831
You wouldn't do that. I can assure this fact because in my death, you wouldn't be able to do the things you wish to do with my throat. Do you know why this is? Because in the event of my death here, I have an associate that is controlling a Monokuma nearby, ready to blow my body and yourself up by self destructing.
>>8859843
You may be pure now, but that is only for right now. In the end, I will no doubt find the way to take your purity. Like it or not.
>>8859881
No really stop with the jester thing, I'm sure I've seen with with fur, a snout and leopard ears the very moment you were talking to that guy on the phone.
Afraid of something? I don't eat cats...
>>8859860
Hey I'm on your roof
Can you hear me?
>>8859891
>Drinks half a bottle of moonshine.
Ya you can fly... Right onto Shovel Knight's dick.
>>8859888
>Saki n Gais drinkin together
Bbd x tiny white chick porn is my favorite!
>>8859877
It'll just suck even more when you lose. It'll taste even sweeter when I take more and more factions down simply because I've got the charisma to win it all. You'll see, and you'll pay, Suz-tan. I hope you're ready to bow down to your superior.
>>8859913
>Implying it's not the other way around
>>8859915
...m-me too.
>>8859912
...What are you even doing up there?
Jeez, just get out and talk to me face to face already... even if you have none....
>>8859884
>Us and Semen Demons before NE1
Gonna have to put your troubles behind ya to further your faction, we know NE1's gonna die first, or you if you keep this personal shit going.
>>8859922
holy crap
>>8859797
huh? I wonder what this is.... Looks like a... contraption or something.
>she randomly pulls the trigger to the rifle
>the rifle fires a bullet towards the unknown
Kyaa!
>she was shocked by the noise it made
T-This is dangerous! I... I should not be holding this at all!
>>8859828
Ooooh! Cool! It looks like a small Tv! I can watch Nyanko Hell cat's Paradise now!
>She tries to operate the gadget
Uhhmm... How does this work?
>she looks very confused
>>8859829
But I know what you're soughting is the thing after the marriage pervert!
>>8859870
Fine! We'll agree to disagree! I'll just agree that you are nothing but Zero!
>she pouts
I AM THE HERO!!
>she somehow scream those words from her mouth
>>8859888
Hehehehe, What can I say! I have a natural talent in these things!
>She actually don't know how to play
Aces!
>she accidentally puts out a Uno card instead
Now give me the money I won everything!
>>8859913
>She brings her tablet and act as if she's the secretary of some business
Hmph I have everything ready for this meeting. It's in this... Mini television thing!
>she still doesn't know how to operate the tablet
>>8859932
Hey
Hey listen
I'm your neighbor
I'm your neighbor
>>8859884
>>8859888
>>8859913
>noticing Wander is seemingly gone, Gaius calms down and pays attention to what the humans are saying.
>>8859915
((Please no.))
For dead hours it sure is autistic as fuck
>>8859927
Spy > Knight.
>>8859934
>laughs
pissing off prudish holier-than-you teenage sluts is really the best thing we could hope for.
The stars are aligned for you victory
>>8859938
No way. You guys are definitely going down first. I can forsee it. It's gonna feel real bad when you only last a couple rounds. Might as well join mine now while you still have your dignity.
>>8859949
Autism hours is best hours. Prove me wrong.
>>8859951
In terms of cuteness
Knight>Spy
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>>8859941
You talk a lot and talking a lot bores me, perhaps you should do something besides talking.
>>8859905
You're overlooking a few things.
I'm not afraid to die, you ain't that good a fuck, and I happen to be a fan of roulette.
If blowing your head off personally means a violent death for all of us, well that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make
>>8859921
Maaaaaaaan, shut the fuck up.
>>8859945
... Ok just fuck off now!
...
It's probably a ghost or something...
>calls the fucking ghostbusters
>>8859965
Shovel Knight is canonically a guy.
>>8859979
Rule 63 anon.
>>8859941
I'm too tired to read all of this, but I'm enjoying your enthusiasm. Keep up the good work mang
>>8859984
>canonically
>>8859979
Still cuter.
>>8859996
Its canon in another AU
>8859941
>Alfred flinches. There's something very wrong with the words she just said, and God help him if he wasn't gonna complain about it--
Hey, if you're gonna steal my catchphrase, at least have the decency to say it properly! Allow me to show you how a hero says it!
>Or not. Alfred points to himself and then to the sky, shouting with a grin.
I'M THE HERO~!
>Alfred
>>8860000
Quads confirm
>>8859910
Ain't you the clever little detective. It's not that I'm afraid of you.... Oh believe me, when I picked up your scent I knew there was something fishy with you.
>Uriko
>>8859967
>not using a plugin that screenshots the whole page for you in one click
Smh fampaisei
>>8859967
>implying I don't just take my time setting up games and enjoy a nice wank to the tributes before posting the roster