/sug/ - Steven Universe General Beautiful Edition Last Thr

>>8793844
Jasper is best gem

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Poly is beautiful

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>>8793876
Jasper is a retard.

>>8793830
damn.

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>>8793844
canon

>>8793985
Fuck Greg. Fucking piece of shit didn't raise him right.

I can't be bothers quoting from another thread, but Jesus Christ. Your father is an important part of your family, like any machine you need all the parts to function and work together.

I'm sorry about your father's, but it's not okay that so many people are in the "Fuck my dad, I hate him" mindset, let's be honest we're predominantly male here, and a father is critical to growing up healthy and sound.

>>8794002
Your father either raised you terribly or never raised you at all

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>>8794015
>let's be honest we're predominantly male here

POOP

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>>8794015
Thing is, if either parent is not capable of parenting, the child IS better off without them. Even if that means they are lacking a role model.

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>threads dying before hitting the image limit
SAD!

If you are male you should not be alive.

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Gems should cosplay

>>8794102
>/pol/ drops support for trump simply because he got cucked
Sad!

>>8794059
People Order Our Patties?

>>8794127
Yeah POOP!

>>8794072
I can understand if the parents is abusive. But what about in the cast of >>8794002, in which the father is soft.

Does Steven deserve to not see his dad, because his dad doesn't beat him regularly enough?

>>8794135
Fuck off indexer

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for the maid pearl anon is this alright?

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Not him

>>8794115
I know you're a male and you typed this to get reactions. But I'm just going to say this, you should take up writing

>>8794158
Liar

>>8794160
I'm not a male you animal.

>>8794182
Indexer already posted all of these with the same filenames too. Fuck off imdexer.

>>8794174
I am sure you're not Anon,have a happy day.

>have to write 4 pages in 5 hours
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>8794142
Well no, of course not. Greg really is a great father and he's essential for Steven's ties to his humanity. If Greg did beat or abuse Steven, he would reject his Humanity and attempt to embrace his Gem-side, which would lead him to situations where he get fatally wounded or die because he didn't think he could get wounded like Humans.

>40 replies
>12 IPs
FUCKING PATHETIC HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>8794198
Best response conceivable

>>8794217
Indexer won't knock it off.

>>8794210
>he would reject his Humanity and attempt to embrace his Gem-side
Literally the best outcome

>>8794142
Steven doesn't see his dad anyway, since Greg is too neglectful to care for his son even though he lives five minutes away and has no other human contact because Greg prevented him from going to school and having a normal sociallife

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TIMEU STOPPU

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>>8794142
No, that would be unreasonable. While I do not believe that having either parent is a thing intrinsically worth preserving above all else, I find such notions ill-advised if not ridiculous.

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I missed a few threads. Had to pic up some extra shifts this weekend.

How's /sug/ today?

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>>8794192
nah, i'm the guy who makes updates to the OP
and links to the next thread with THIS THREAD IS GOING DOWN
another kind anon taught me the secret of twitters :orig images, so maybe that was indexer?

>>8794241
I've had this waltz before where I've defended Greg and proved he was a good father.

I'm just going to say, that your opinions are as valid as mine and if you believe Greg is neglectful, than more power to you.

>>8794257
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRT

Thanks for reposting! I missed some last time

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Greg is a great father.

>>8794260
Indexer why are you such a cutie pie?

>>8794285
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA THAT'S SO FUNNY

>>8794254
Dio Lazuli please leave.

>>8793933
cancer

>>8794260
sounds like him alright.
>>8794257
Sorry you had to work today. I'm fine, what about you?

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>>8794257
Uncomfortably philosophical.

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>>8794325
Every post deserves a reply.

>>8794119
Lapidirts should kill themselves.

>>8794287
I'm glad others agree.

>>8794316
canoncer

>>8794298
I am serious!
Feel free to laugh even harder.

>>8794287
>Eyo son let me just leave with those four mentally ill lesbians who tried to kill you once for a decade or so
>I'll bring you some groceries since I'm such a great father

THIS THREAD IS GREAT
HAHAHHAHAHA

>>8794363
Haha I agree, it's a really nice thread!

>>8794352
THIS POST IS FUNNY

Are we on season 6 already?

>>8794015
Never even knew the guy and didnt have much problens with it. so i guess i cant miss what i never had

>>8794385
No, it's season 2b

>>8794385
I AM SCREAMING

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>>8794363
not anymore.

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So today we learned that alot of us don't have dad's or have abusive ones. Really activates the neurons.

>>8794410
I AM SCREAMING

>>8794328
how so? I find philosophical discussions usually quite refreshing

>>8794406
>Bobblehead Pearl with short "D" nose and Zuke hair
You're right, it's pretty shit now that you posted that garbage.

>>8794422
THIS IS A COOL POST

I'M A MADMAN

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>>8794450
kill yourself

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There are more people here who don't have dads then i thought. I did not think it was so common. Reminder that you who do have dads are lucky and should not take it for granted.

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>>8794325
Tired. Hot. I hate spring. Summer's okay because the water gets above freeze-your-nips and I love swimming in lakes.

I just really hate the heat...and insects.

Maybe I should draw some gems in swimwear...?

>>8794470
You first, lapidirt.

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>>8794435
a cool post with the wrong darn image selected, at best

>>8794464
THIS POST IS CRAZY

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I grow tired of futanari

>>8794475
Tumblr told me to hate my dad because he is make and raped my mum into having me.

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>>8794422
It makes me side think about our meaning here.
An answer we'll never know but has driven people mad.
I mean, when i get in that mindset i can think and type above the usual shitposting memer, but i never like why i'm in that mindset to begin with because it's usually something serious going on in the thread or a topic i take heavily to heart.

Even for a split second.

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>>8794410
And now some of them look for attention here.
It really gets that noggin jogging

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I!! really!! love!! this!! gem!!!

>>8794512
THIS IS A COOL POST

>>8794477
Just your friendly neighborhood anti-lapidot/amedot guy.

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>>8794491
It's easily one of the most vanilla fetishes. It's good that you've seen the light.

>>8794517
I AM SCREAMING

>>8794491
is that you lips

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>>8794476
Hate the heat as well, though no water in sight hence I hate summer even more. I love me some spiders and moths though. Though I prefer those outside the house for their own sake.

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>>8794476
Yes.

>>8794475
Damnit i uploaded the unedited version accidentally. My heart goes out to you all. disregard the third line.

>>8794539
THIS POST IS CRAZY

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>>8794536
Pearl pearl pearl pearl pearl pearl!!!!!

>>8794532
Feet are the most literally the most entry tier pleb "fetish" you could have.

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>>8794476
>Maybe I should draw some gems in swimwear...?

Yes. And Centi is the perfect gem for it.

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I really hope we're not reincarnated after death, I can't do this again, my dudes.

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Is this the final season?

>>8794575
Yes

>>8794537
No just reposting his old art
Wonder when we'll see him again?

>>8794584
Kill yourself

>>8794575
NEAT POST

>>8794558
Compared to futa, feet gets a minuscule amount of drawings. And feetfags are always shunned here.

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If singles Jasper is permanently gone.

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>>8794567
Hear me out on this.

>One-Eyes only Swiming

>>8794602
I thought you meant in general, not just SU related.

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>>8794567
Oh shit, I never finished that pic.

I actually forgot about it.

Centi was the very first character I focused on when I discovered /sug/ last year so I didn't have a SU folder then, so it's probably lost in one of my other 700 drawings and doodles folders.

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>>8794611
Jasperdemption confirmed!

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>>8794502
Ah, thoughts running wild, huh? It can be a rather melancholic feeling. You do seem to have a passion for reasoning.

>>8794601
NEET POST

>>8794621
If it's one of your oldest, couldn't you just search the folders and go by history and ascending?

>>8794613
>Sapphirefag wanting to force Sapphire on everything again
Fuck off

>>8794646
Indexeretard

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>>8794612
Anon, could you be dear and slow down a bit? I'd be ever so grateful.

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>>8794651

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>>8794643
I COULD, but don't forget, I'm called Lazynon for a reason.

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If Singles Holly is getting shattered.

>>8794671
I unironically haven't seen that name in use.
I must have forgotten though.

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>>8794662
last one
i'm off to bed now

>>8794669
And then they ask why people hate avatarfags.

>>8794680
I'd shatter dat az

>>8794680
bye then.

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>>8794692
Eat a plate of crap sinsexer.

>>8794621
That's a shame. I remember you having problems with her tail and the swimsuit. What else have you done with Centi?

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Guys I'm collecting pics of Garnet, Sapphire and Ruby. Post as many as you may have.

>>8794689
Eh. To be honest, it was only discussed in one thread and only because I don't have a blog were I post art, hence nothin to call me by.

THIS THREAD IS KOOL WITH A CAPITAL K

i'd like to order some poo with a side of fart haha

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>>8794732
Why would you ever ask such a thing

>>8794754
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THAT WAS FUNNY

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>>8794720
>I remember you having problems with her tail and the swimsuit
You do? Hell, I don't. Oh, yeah, I also have a terrible memory. Probably from the alcohol abuse.

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>>8794761
Don't ask why

Say something mean about me.

>>8794768
heh they don't call me the braap man for nothing

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>>8794680
boo

>>8794795
THAT'S A KOOL POST

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>>8793844
Sup niggers.
While your here talking about you're shit show, I'm out in the real world fucking bitches and getting laid.
Forieng concept to you, I know. Heh.
I'll give this thread one my bumb before I allow it to die.

>>8794795
you play ball like a girl

>>8794692
sweet dreams

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>>8794793
Now you listen here you little bitch i'm the one fucking supplying these pictures, i swear to fucking god if you sold them in an underground black market and then i was traced back because one of your fucking drug addict FUCKS couldn't keep their mouth shuts i will find you and make sure you don't type ever fucking again, now tell me why you need these pictures or so help me i'll make a message twice as memey.

>>8794795
"something mean about me"

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>>8794820
LMAO FUCKING NERD

I shall now braap.

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>>8794567

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What if Gems got really sad, for long periods of time?

>>8794907
They would braaap.

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>>8794015
Bitch. Fucker cheated on my mom in their own bed, took bitches to fuck in secret, left my mom to run their shared business while he randomly left. Then abandoned her, me and my siblings. I don't miss that fucker and he can go fuck himself.

>>8794907
cheer-up sex

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>>8794907
Moe diamond.

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>>8794914
oh, she's still got buns...

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>>8794907
I'd like to have long talks about their feelings

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>>8794936
She's always had them you goof.

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I hope you had a good day, /sug/

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>>8794732

>>8794926
And then she'd call for Pink by "accident" half way thorough.

im gay who cares

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>>8794936
always

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Amount of father issues in this thread:

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>>8794424
Bobblehead is cute though. And Joe makes one of the best pearls.

WHO HAS SUCKED DAD DICK!!!!!!!!

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>>8795059
>tfw love your dad but he'll probably disown you

>>8795059
Amount of issues in this thread more like

>>8795083
I would disown you too.

>>8795083
why?

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>>8795092
Rude

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>>8795090
I have zero.

Question, do the VAs know what they're recoding or do they just get a dialogue and don't get to see it anymated until after it's aired?

>>8795117
i'll anymate your butt

>>8794015
My father molested my sisters and beat my mother.
Because of this abuse, two of my sisters currently suffer from depression, social anxiety, can't stay in a relationship, and have panic attacks.
My third sister escaped her mental torment from my father's abuse by taking drugs and large amounts of alcohol, ran away when she was 13 and fell into one abusive relationship after another until she was stabbed over 30 times and dumped in the desert to rot. Her two, now motherless children, went from adoptive home to adoptive home, and now my niece is following in her mother's footsteps.
When my mother learned of my sister's death, she fell into severe depression which caused her physical and mental health to decline rapidly, dying only 4 years afterwards.

If you think I'm still supposed to love my "father" after literally destroying my family and being the sole cause of every bad memory, I don't think you're capable of empathy.

He was a sperm donor. Nothing more.

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>>8795107
>dad is strict conservative Christian who views LGBTs as degenerates
>I'm trans
It is what it is

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>>8795081
I have. He forced me to, and now I can't be in relationships with males.

>>8795141
huh

>>8795141
Oh jesus that's so sad anon.

This thread's too dark for me.

>>8795079
kys

>>8795186
What the fuck anon. Is your dad in a mental hospital or prison at least? That fucker doesn't deserve to be walking around freely.

this thread needs anti-depressants

>>8795111
You have a shit fetish, that's at least one.

>>8794015
I don't hate my Dad. Never got to know him, and never saw a stable family with a dad in it. Never felt like I needed one.

Sometimes I feel like the only stable person out there. I had a great childhood. I love both my parents. I was never abused. I don't have any real issues aside from completely manageable work stress.

You know, the fact that garnet's future vision is canonically recursive probably means she'd make an amazing jojo villain.

Think about it. Nobody should be able to beat her unless it's completely and utterly impossible. If there's even a sliver of possibility she can just recurse through timelines endlessly until she figures out the key to survival. She can die ℵ0 times and as long as there's one timeline where she survives she can get out of it.

>>8795349
UH IN ENGLISH

On the fetish scale how low is facefucking?

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>>8795183
well I'll be damned. What's your mom like?

>>8795341
Even people who led those exact same lives can still be messed up anon.

I hope you don't think you're superior simply because of your background.

>>8795349
>As long as one of me wins it won't matter if i die
>Not multiverse theory based show

>Well fuck.

>>8795370
in real life it's a 5, on pornsites it's a 1, on 4chan it's -1000, and for tumblr it depends on the gender.

>>8795370
Where 1 is missionary and 10 is /d/ + Child porn. I'd put face fucking at a 2. Maybe a 3 if she isn't willing.

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I put more time in this than I should have.

>>8795349
Quantum immortality. Gotcha.

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I hope you're all having a great day

>>8795416
>I hope you don't think you're superior simply because of your background.

Nope. It just feels strange to be the only person I know who is NOT suffering from some form of anxiety, depression, ocd, bi-polar, or other issue.

Looking at their lives I don't feel superior. I wouldn't want their lives, but everyone else seems to relate to each other better than me.

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These threads just bum me out anymore.
I came here to see if we got any scheduling news and all I get is that we are getting another Lars episode and more of the shitty Rose plot soon.
I am almost rooting for cancellation at this point just so I don't have to start actively disliking my favorite cartoon.
>>8794015
I like my Dad.
He is one of the only people I can really count on and he supports me in whatever I do.
>>8795370
Boring yo.

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>>8795407
Mom is super supportive and willing to do anything to help
My parents divorced like a decade ago and my mom remarried, my stepfather is pretty cool too but I haven't told him, but he's a live and let live kind of person so I think he won't mind
>>8795436
Nice

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>>8795349
The question that remains is whether there is a truly free particle. Or something analogous to it.
Because that would mean ℵ1 possibilities, game over.

>>8795436
Perfection

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Jeez this fucking thread is making me even more depressed than I was before.

While we're on the subject does anyone have any advice on dealing with depression?

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>>8795489
how can I with anons bringing up painful memories of my own father?? i just came here for peridot lewds

>>8795349
>>8795511
P.S
This is basically the anon summing up Garnet like she's Killer Queen who we all know how they fell, took too much damage all at once and died instantly, although they needed to trigger something to timeline hop, but practically, they're essentially saying Garnet is god-like because of a possible ability to timeline jump.

>>8795416
>not a multiverse theory show
watch Steven And The Stevens and Winter Forecast over again before talking shit

>>8795367
Basically, any time Garnet looks at the future it's like she's saving the game. If she dies, or fails, or even takes too long she can just restart from that point and do it over again. She can do that as many times as she needs to in order to get it right

>>8795460
since she experiences every one of those timelines and decides which which one she wants to make real, it's not quantum immortality so much as it is video game immortality

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>>8795530
Walks always help me clear my mind.

>>8795349
Except we have established that Garnet is terrible when put on the spot about decisions based on complex probability and utterly defenseless against unknown factors.
Yeah, such simple things as attack patterns are likely easily countered. But do something unforeseen and you can throw off her probabilities.
All you need to do is either
>overload her computing speed with variables and distractions. She tends to panic in such situations. Sapphire freezes and Ruby does something random, usually.
>or hit her with something she simply cannot foresee

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>>8795531

>>8795548
Just saying ANY show that doesn't have that logic btfo's your killer queen-esc theory.

>>8795530
Depression is a bitch because it actively works against the things that make it easier to handle.

Exercise
Socialize
Create
Therapy

Remember that anon who told his dad (who was dying from cancer) that he was a stranger to him, then told his family he hated them?

Fun times.

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>>8795349
You are basically describing Funny Valentine with elements from Diavollo and Kira.

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>>8795531
It's okay anon. It's okay. It's okay. Post Perilewds if need be but just... don't think about it ok?

>>8795557
Thanks.I guess I'll try and walk more

>>8795613
At a family bbq, too.

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>>8795505
Hope things work out fine with him. I wish you all the best!

>>8795547
Another issue is that I believe that garnet's future vision requires a finite amount of time. Which of course would immediately nerf her.

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>>8794015
I may not have had a good father but at least I have a great mother.

/sug/ daddy issues edition.

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>>8795588
speak up.

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>>8795585
Thanks for the advice Anon. A lot of that seems tough for me to do but I'll try

>>8795660
>That pearl looks like how I feel, woke up not knowing what time or day it was
>>8795669
seems like it, but I cant hate something ive never had

>>8795654
I mean, Garnet's future is passive but i think she can focus and increase it's effects.

However as i stated, any HUGE amount of forces that's distributed all at once completely nulls a immunity based on time-jumping.

Hell, even sneak attacks can null this as one instant kill stops Garnet.

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>>8795727
aww

I LOVE EATING POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

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>Are You My Dad?
>I Am My Mom
Looks like things may get pretty deep...You think diamonds will be involved?

>>8795571
honestly speaking, garnet's future vision is extremely fucking inconsistent, and can work several different ways in the same episode alone. If it was more consistent she would be invincible but the crew plays in whatever way will make the best story.

>>8795622
basically yeah.

It would be pretty awesome to see a version of SU where Steven was Garnet or Sapphire's kid instead of rose's and also not retarded. He could get a bunch of neat but not especially overwhelming powers over the course of the show but not get future vision until the finale at which point he basically Domamus the diamond authority.

I should write something like that, only not a fanfic

>>8795573
even with propotionally huge tits she still looks like a little girl

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>>8795654
Thank you anon

>>8795758
No

>>8795727
from the thumbnail i thought it was undertale sans

>>8795744
True. It doesn't help that she sometimes is careless

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>>8795727
Thanks anon

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>>8795758
>Steven struggles to fix his mistakes
How will he fix himself?

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>>8795774
>I thought it was undertale sans
well it certainly is sans undertale.

SHIT ON ME

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Pearl will always have Steven.

>>8795820
No she will not.

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>>8795758
>You think diamonds will be involved?
>"People are disappearing from Beach City, and Steven tries to solve the mystery"
>Yellow Diamond mentioned there was still time to collect more humans to cheer up Blue
It's a big possibility, but given SU's past, I wouldn't be surprised if it's some stupid fucking Onion shenanigans.

>>8795816
LAPIS SHIT ON MY FACE PLEASE I NEED YOU TO SHIT ON MY FACE

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>>8795832
Wrong.

>>8795855
No she will not.

>>8795816
you're not a townie episode.

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>>8795762
>A Steven made from Sapphire
>Possibly an agile knife welder.

You know, any future that has Rose sounds honestly better then ones that even remove my favorite.

How would Ruby be though, i mean her reason for leaving homeworld/living is gon-
Oh wait, she'll basically be a more caring and dad-like Pearl.

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>>8795813
He's run out of mothers to kill. Maybe a watermelon steven or pumpkin kills him to continue the family matricide/patricide?

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>>8795862
Yes she will.

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delivering color request

>previous requests: http://imgur.com/a/BdVjv

>>8795895
>any future that has Rose sounds honestly better
Any future that has Rose would end at the Cluster arc, because it would erupt without the Crystal Gems even knowing about it and kill them all.

>>8795820
Seeing as Steven is half human and his body is made out of flesh and bones, it will eventually decay, perhaps at a slower rate than the average human, but it will eventually happen. So no, Pearl will not always have Steven.

>>8795957
We've seen Steven manipulating his body, if he learns to control it he could live on forever. Even so, he's got healing spit.

>>8794156
Lookin good so far m8.

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>townie episodes
it's like two steps forward and one step back

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?

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>>8794329
<3

>>8795954
How does this alter the course of any Steven encountering Peridot and causing her to investigate Earth more, what's preventing Any steven from further run ins with Peridot which leads to her coming on the homeworld ship and her escape after it blows up?

>>8796027
At least they're about some of the good townies.

>>8795989
I doubt Steven will even want to live forever. As he's still human and has human friends and Greg who will die a normal human death. Rose wanted to experience being human. I think Steven will choose to live and die like a human

post gems with dicks please

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>>8795687
That is exactly what makes Depression a fucking bitch. It is hard enough to get out of bed, but to help it you need to do things much tougher.

Good luck, Anon.

>>8795530
I watch this at least once everyday. Not sure what can help you, since people cope differently, but I thought I'd share.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzQ6gRAEoy0

>>8795957
he is his own fountain of youth, not only did his spit heal, changing connies own dna and rebuilding her body structure to make her eyesight great again, hes shown to be able to manipulate his own body growth, willing his body to die for feeling old in 'so many birthdays'
hes as immortal as pearl and the rest of the gems are as long as he doesnt get sawed in half or decapitate

>>8796034
>pearl is the only crystal gem that is thin
Uhm lapis?????

>>8796095
>huge hair
how long before it completely engulfs her head?

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>>8796072

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>>8796114
LAPIS IS NOT A CRYSTAL GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
END THIS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME
YOU FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>>8796072

>>8796128
Lapis is neutral.

>>8795927
I saw your request and realized i forgot to link source.
http://seto2.tumblr.com/post/159123270542/wife-fights-x
Thanks senpai.

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>>8796123
About three more Raven episodes.

>>8796151
SHE IS A TEEEEEEEEEEMP
AT BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST

>>8796114
Lapis isn't an official crystal gem. I'm more confused about the tags.

>>8796048
Steven will not be taken seriously as a Crystal Gem, heck he won't BE a Crystal Gem if he doesn't have Rose's Gem which is instrumental to his existance.

And he can't use the warp without a Gem, so he will be unable to activate the portal to chase Peridot, ergo they won't find out about the Cluster and die a horrible death.

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>>8796072

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>>8796144
>penis coming out of the stomach
BM a worst.

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>>8796095
Nuffin wrong with BASED Lamar.

>>8796164
And nuffin wrong with Raven.

End this "they are bad boarders" meme.

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>>8796072

>>8796183
post GOOD gems with dicks

>>8795436
>Jasper's gem

>>8796183
Fuck you. Fuck steven in a dress.

Why do people treat blushmallet like shit again? Let her just draw what she wants, why do you give a fuck? Do you want to lose your sense of smug superiority over tumblr by causing another Zamii incident?

j aspe

arl

>>8796114
Lapis openly hates the earth,
The definition of a crystal gem has been loose, but I'm pretty sure that hating the earth is a dealbreaker.

>>8796034
One of them is about Lars.
Lars is one of the worst townies.
I am curious about the Doug one though.
That one has potential.

>>8796174
I wouldn't take an account with an avatar like that too seriously as a logical person.

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>>8796213
Steven is as good as it gets.

>>8796221
That would be pedophilia and it is wrong.

>>8796224
just kill yourself

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so i ate toothpaste today

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>>8796177
Anon, the circumstances that changed is that another gem BESIDES Rose gave birth to him, same process, giving up their gem/form for him.
In this case it's half of Garnet, who Ruby would take extreme care of and would know if they had something on their mind.
Plus if the foreseeable activation of his powers included future vision he might even bypass needing to go through the process of nearly dying to find Peridot.

It's still entirely possible, changing who gives up their gem for Steven doesn't change the possibility of the original storyline occurring, what changes is how it's played out.

(Unless we want to get technical and say someone makes their own history based of it.)

>>8796254
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU WILL DIE AWFUL MEME

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>>8796183
Fucking stop before I get put on a watchlist

>>8796221
I mean, he did it because he wanted to. If he wants to be a giant woman just let him