ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite mayor? Rul

>>8720556
bones

>>8720556
Gengy

>>8720556
ghetsis

>>8720556
unit one

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>>8720556
Bones.

>>8720514
Then what be ye, you which art not of this world but stand upon it? Hath I partaken of the root which lends enchantments 'pon the senses?

>>8720517
Yay.

>>8720567
M-muh honor.
>Sord is too confused to be indignant
>roll to regain composer

Remember, a Mayor in the Orange Islands once tried to cover up abusing a bulbasaur, attempted to detain three children, falsely ordered the use of police resources, and finally tried to have the bulbasaur executed by gunshot.

Its pretty hard to have a worse mayor than that. Thank god for those pesky children and a Nurse Joy.

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>>8720633
>EXCITED BUG SOUNDS

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>>8720556
The new one who won 85% of the Castelian vote.

>>8720367
Good news, Zoroark's the new Mayor of Castelia.
Bad news, the former police chief's been arrested by the current police chief on rather vague obstruction of justice and aiding and abetting charges.
>>8720679
Thank Arceus indeed.

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>>8720517
If you say so.
>>8720567
I suppose we have to let Roth adjust.
>>8720655
I am an alien? I come from C-223, far from here.

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>>8720655
..Is that a yes?
I'll take it as a yes.
>Grab the sord another round of scotch
>Or, y'kno just a whole bottle. Cut out the middleman.

>>8720730
He's one of those 'ye-olde' types, I guess.
Should be fine after a while.
Maybe.

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>>8720655
Are you okay roth?
Did i say something wrong?
>>8720730
Well, i hope he gets well soon

>>8720556
the sord

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THis is CATALYST RADIO (YEAH) with another important announcement.
Zoroark has defeated Hugo Gunderson for the Mayor of Castelia position by a landslide, with a 85% of the votes.
Thank you voters, for letting reason prevail in the end.

>>8720556
roth

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>>8720655
>dubsfail to regain composure
>actually lose more composure

>>8720730
I. What? How?

>>8720785
Thank ye.

>>8720787
Mine father died a month ago, my concept of reality be shattered, and I chugged two bottles of scotch in ten minutes. Otherwise, good.

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>>8720810
Congratulations are in order, Mayor Zoroark.

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>>8720785
I hope we did not break him.
>>8720787
Hm...
>>8720844
My ship warps space in front of it to lessen the travel time. I was here in about three Earth days. Without that it would have taken... A few thousand Earth years.
Does this help?
>Hug sord.

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>>8720725
>>8720810
I thank all of you for your support! First order of business... getting the law demanding owned Pokémon be accompanied at all times repealed!
>>8720860
Thank you! I hope I can live up to everyone's expectations!

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>>8720556
Well, obviously m-
>>8720810
>85-15 loss
>Brain: broken

I fully expect the IP Headquarters to turn over Mr. Thorpe to local police, as this is an issue within our jurisdiction, not theirs.
I'll be sending officers to pick him up.

>>8720908
Speaking of that law, you're technically in violation of it.
Officers are en route now.

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>>8720844
>try to calm down the sord
it's okay zoth, my mom died when i was really young, so i can relate
>>8720865
what?
did i really do something wrong?

>>8720936
Actually, he isn't.
Check your facts you fat fuck.

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>>8720936
Actually, I'm not. N is right here, see?
>Uploaded pic related.jog

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>>8720844
Yeah, anytime.
>Pat the sord on the shou.. gaurd?

>>8720865
>Shrugs

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>>8720956
Either it's legally owned or it's not, and if it is the-

>>8720974
>SIlent fuming
>Gets on radio

Toshi, call off the team and check on the guys fetching Thorpe...

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>>8720865
I don't-
That doesn't-
>give up
>hug the ayylien

>>8720938
...Was it dragons?

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>>8720938
No you've been fine, Clint.
>>8721007
I think he is better.
>>8721025
>Nice soft hand.
>Happy alien noise.
>Which is probably somewhere between a soft beep and a purr.
I can try to explain these things in easier terms if you would wish.

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>>8721023
Sir, they won't transfer the suspect to our custody.
We're being given the run-around, and they won't give us a straight answer.

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>>8721023
Isn't harassing the general population some kind of crime?
I'm calling the cops on you, lard-o.

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>>8721025
uhh
i can't remember that well, i was so young
maybe i could try to remember, but everytime i try i cry uncontrolably
>>8721097
yay, i'm glad i did anything to disappoint you theta

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>>8721121
I am the cops, dammit, and I'm not going to be walked over by a bunch of Pokemon and hippies!
>>8721116
I'll call them personally. Stay there.
>Rolling for success on legal-babbling...

>>8721180
>Roll to brick window
>Not lardass, just the window.

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>>8721097
...Please. Wilst thou explain this sorcery in a manner which one can understand without needing to shove mineself in a kiln to regain succor.

>>8721150
>[AWKWARD SORD SOUNDS]

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>>8720810
>>8720556
>>8720974
>Urist McMiner raises a flagon of ale in a Castelia bar
A toast, to the new mayor!

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>>8720725
I'll throw a party for Zoroark later, you can come if you wish.
I see. I wish him best of luck, seeing as I doubt there is much we can do.

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>>8721097
Thaaat's good.

>>8721209
So uh, what's your opinion on fairies? Since you don't like dragons.

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>>8720810
JUST AS PLANNED! WRRYHYHYHYHY!

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>>8720974
>>8721224
>>8721224
Before the party begins, I recommend the immediate firing of Hugo Gunderson.
Or perhaps a relocation to a position where he can't deal damage.

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>>8721215
And a toast to you, citizen!
>Uploaded soda.png
>>8721246
Pencil pusher?

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>>8721180
GOT YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT.
You're coming with my boys, Tommy boy, and they're going to have a nice long talk with you...

>>8721198
>Glass: smashed. The brick misses Huge Gunt-erson's gunt by inches.
Fucking rioters! Get me a SPAT unit now!

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>>8721209
It's okay you don't need to worry roth
I'm okay, really

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>>8721150
You never have. I would tell you if you had.
>>8721209
Ahem.
I have a ship. And I sailed here on my ship. My ship is capable of catching enough wind to move very fast.
...Um. Claus can help you around my ship. Nothing will hurt you, those are in the locked rooms.
>>8721242
You can help Roth, correct?
>Consider changing layout...
...
>Head over to console.
>Press a few buttons.
>Evens: Common home layout. (With extra locked rooms.)
>Odds: Old Scottish based layout with a fireplace and shit, think M&B or something.
>Also the front door is unlocked now so everyone isn't stuck inside and the ship is in fuggin... Pinwheel Forest or something.

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>>8721242
Good for killing dragons. Otherwise, it be that their unnatural magics be the tools of cowards. Speak not of the Fair Folk, for their wrath is tempered only by their wiles.

>>8721296
Mine heart is gladdened. Or would be if I had one.

>>8721302
...I will accept this, as the alternative is to process that I hath just watched this steel den transform into a house.

>wrap self in banner arm
>try not to think too hard about any of this
>Big swords don't cry, big swords don't cry, big swords don't cry...

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>>8721279
>There's a screaming ex-cop being dragged into the back of a truck.
Goddammit, you know damn well why I surrendered myself here!
Gunderson's gone completely off his hinges!
Don't fucking do this, Lieutenant!
>For the first time since the first Unovan conflict, there's fear in Thorpe's voice.
>The door slams behind him.
>Hidden effect roll: now.

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>>8721272
Literally, yes.
The more seconds he can order cops around, the more he can enact his vendettas and other actions out of spite.

>Rolling to cut the power in Castelia.

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>>8721367

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>>8721403
>Rolling to literally cut the power.

>>8721302
Great, i hope i never disappoint you theta
>>8721351
Don't worry it will be okay of i don't think too much about it
-clint

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>>8721403
>>8721409
Naw dude this is how you do it.
>+6SpA Thunder on nearest substation.

>>8721407
[HIDDEN POWER]

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>>8721368
I'll get started on the paperwork, once I get it, anyway.

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>>8721427
nah treebro you gotta up and do it like this
>earthquake the substation

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>>8721403
>>8721409
>>8721427
Why are we doing th-
>>8721462
Oh he has it.
>HJK it for good measure.

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>>8721477
MY MANICURE!!!!
>UB portal out.

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>>8721302
Of course.
Well, probably a bit, at least.

>>8721351
I find icey folk a bit better at that job, purrsonally. Not a big fan of fairies.

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>clover cheerfully skips around the keep
Doing some extra cleaning
>she's so happy
Ah, i love, is so beautiful
>she's in high spirits

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>>8721477
>>8721493
>Giggle a little
>Just a little
>Power gem it to show Pheromosa how double tapping works

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>>8721462
Sweeet.
>>8721477
>>8721493
See ya, sis.
>>8721509
Man jellz, we can't hit anything.

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>>8721501
>Watching
>Or rather, guarding the keep
>And for once, not angery

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>>8721351
...
>Hug sord again.
>>8721418
I doubt you will.
>>8721499
Your help is appreciated.
>Hug the catto.

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>>8721518
>>8721509
>Throw a temper tantrum
>Attempt to clock a bystander in the face with a piece ignored candy

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>>8721547
Ah shit jellz, ya missed.
>+6 SpA Thunder on rando human.

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>>8721518
>>8721462
oh shit, it just got fuckin real up in this shit. treebro, we best beat it back to my humanbros house before we up and get fuckin caught.

>>8721558
Not cool, man.

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>>8721499
We are comitted then. Dragons must fall, and the fey are not to be trusted.

>>8721537
>hug ayy again
>wait did I even sheath mysel- okay, yes, good.

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>>8721561
>>8721558
>>8721547
>SPAT is inbound, and they're bringing some Unovan Defense Force guys with them...
>Better am-scray, guys. These guys have a reputation, and it's not for being cuddly and polite.

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>>8721441
Hopefully soon. Very soon. ASAP.

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>>8721561
Bro let's outie.
>>8721594
>Buzz the ground with electric terrain.
>UB portal outie.

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>>8721558
>Mildly spooked jelly sounds
>Offer him a bean
>>8721594
>Oh shit it's he popo
>Make an incredibly rude human gesture learned from Gladion and UB Portal back to N

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>roll to try to help fix power station with some old fashioned elbow Grease

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>>8721537
great
>happy toto
>hugs theta

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>>8721621
>shits too fucked for even a musclebug to try duct tape back together
>punch an Ultraspace portal and casually leave, while leaving large amounts of duct tape hehind

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>>8721621
>>8721675
I got it!
>Roll to fix it.
>WITH FIRE

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>>8721537
I do as much as I can.
Best I can offer aside from mountains of coinage for letting me shack up with ya.
>Hug the ayylmeow

>>8721586
Yeahhh, dragons can suck it. They're pretty rude dudes anyways.

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>>8721607
Are you fu- ... apparently they can't send it right now. Something about a power outage at the office.

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>>8721609
>>8721594
lets go bro
>UB Portal back to hilberts apartment

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>>8721586
So.
What level are you?
>>8721673
>Hug the toto.
Your level as well?
>>8721687
You do fantastically. Claus, what level are you?

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>>8721675
>>8721621
>>8721619
>>8721609
>>8721721
>You're all good, bugged out in time
>>8721686
>Aw shit it's the popo
>SPAT Officer sends out Arcanine!
>SPAT Officer sends out Aggron!
>UDF Commando sends out Shedinja!

>(GM suggests running now)

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>>8721532
>Bear: raise an eyebrow.
>Sidle over casually in full Captain of the Keep Guard uniform. (Which is chainmail armor + Assault Vest)
Good evening. Status report?

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>>8721778
>Hey guess what my shitpost char can learn.
>Celesteela opens a UB portal behind itself.
>Aims its cannons at the SPAT...
>And uses EXPLOSION.
>Sending itself into the UB portal.

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>>8721755
30. A few battles more and I shall doubly redouble my efforts against the foul wyrms!

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>>8721755
Good to hear, glad I can be mewseful.
Uhh, forty two, I'm purrty sure.

>>8721778
>Eartwitch
>One off. You got (un)lucky.

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>>8721755
>stop smiling
>looks down dissapointinly
level 10
i'm too weak

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>>8721805
>injuries all around, three dudes and two Pokemon out on medical for a month, but no fatalities.
>( Well played. Very creative. )

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>>8721822
Good, good.
>>8721843
Thank you.
>Take notes.
>>8721875
Then we will help get you stronger. Perhaps against Roth or I.
We can see tomorrow.

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>>8721907
thanks, theta, i will become stronger for you

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>>8721907
Mhmm. Anytime.

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>>8721907
SPARING!

>Electricity out.
>Loud explosion.
God I hate Castelia. I'm moving as soon as possible. Anyone know any cities that don't explode monthly?

>>8722140
Pyrite only exploded once.

>>8722149
>>8722140
Agate also only exploded once.

>>8722149
>>8722201
No explosions at all!

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>>8722140
Po town hasn't exploded yet, if you can handle the heat.

>>8722220
2

>>8722214
You're being kinda unreasonable here Anon.

>>8722140
>>8722214
Unova only exploded once

>Sets a plate of beans under a cardboard box trap

>>8722220
God. Maybe.
>>8722273
I just want a fucking few months of calm. All the pokemon and humans throwing evil plots around is getting crazy!

>>8722304
Faba is asleep rn i know who plays him try it l8r

>>8722331
I know, just setting it for later.

>>8722315
Eh, That's asking a lot.

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>Bumps thread

>>8722770
BUMP HARDER

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>>8721804
NOTHING
>Keeps watching over the keep
>Also tries to suppress the idea that the pokemon that killed your trainer is sort of his direct superior

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>>8723872
All right then. Carry on.
>Theodore, meanwhile, finds the idea quite amusing.
>Bear: continue patrolling the keep's perimeter

DEAD HOURZ BOIZ

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>>8724387
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...What?

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>clover is quietly sleeping
>she is smiling
>she must be having a nice dream

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Good morning. How is everyone doing?

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>>8725315
Worried about my friend, he's been eating constantly lately.

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>>8725315
Not as bad as it could be. Managed to dig up a nice vein of chrysoprase, so I'm eating well for a few days.

>>8725420
...Well, how bad that is depends on what he's eating and what kind of Pokemon he is. ...I mean, if he's a Munchlax or Snorelax, it's to be expected, while if he's eating all your diamonds... yeah, that's a problem.

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>>8725500
He's a ninetales and he's just eating a bunch of junkfood all day and has gotten noticeably fatter due to it.

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>>8725513
...Huh. Well, dunno what to tell ya... been a few centuries since I've had to deal with mortal food.

...If it's anything like what I'd consider 'junk food', though... yeah, that's definitely a problem.

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>>8725420
>>8725513
I could think of two possible things for a Ninetales - depression, leading to inactivity and hence over eating, or storing extra energy for battling. Fire types do expend a higher amount of energy in battle than other types.
>>8725500
I see. What is you favorite precious stone to eat?

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>>8725619
Probably depression then, he's been upset since we lost a friendly battle against some Decidueye that was somehow a trainer.

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>Grace is up early cleaning up the house
I don't want clover doing all the work again..... it's the least I can do after they helped me.....

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>>8725619
Well, I'm quite fond of amethyst when I can get my claws on it. Sure, it's just a kind of quartz, and quartz is supposed to be junk food, but it has this delightful, irresistible texture and taste...

>>8725627
...I have not heard of such a thing. Is... is that even legal?

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>>8725858
I do not know, he had a full team of 6 that were all really high level.

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>>8725774
oh, good morning grace
are you cleaning too?
you don't have to worry, i can do cleaning duty myself
and also your trainer contacted me yesterday, he knows that you are safe, he was relief to know

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>>8725873
We need to do something
Even if i have to fight him myself

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>>8725889
Oh it's fine..... The least I can do.....
Oh he did?.....
>implied smile
That's great to hear..... knowing him he'll probably come looking in person..... Thank you so much
>happy fire weasel

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>>8725858
Do you prefer gemstones, or are precious stones of any variety alright with you?
>>8725873
I may know this Decidueye, what was his team?

hey PAR what's a good way to deal with depression besides a bullet to the temple
i doubt my pokemon would appreciate that

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>>8722315
My former hometown of Hau'Oli City hasn't blown up since January, and most of Hoenn is fairly peaceful.

>>8725999
First you tell us what's been going on in your life. We go on from there.

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>>8725992
Gemstones taste better, but anything fitting the description of "precious or semi-precious stone" is food to a Sableye like me.

...Why do you ask?

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>Silently watches the mountain and it's surroundings
...

>>8726065
kanto trainer who still lives with his parents fucking parents made me get rid of half my team because "they didnt want them around"
im just fucking tired of waking up every morning

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>>8726083
Curiosity. I've known plenty of Sableye with all kinds of taste, including one who preferred common rocks.
>>8725999
Try finding new things you enjoy.

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>>8725992
Uhh I remember a Ninetales, Volcarona, Tyrantrum and a Serperior. Can't recall more than that.

>>8725999
>>8726111
>two tripsfail
ruh roh

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>>8726126
Common rocks!? ...Wow. And I thought quartz was junk food. That's just disgusting.

>>8726145
>>8725999
>>8726111
(Two tripsfail in a row? I smell scriptfag.)

>>8726126
that might be a good idea
>>8726145
(yeah i guess dice wants my character to kill themself)
>>8726183
(im not scripting but okay ill fuck off)

>>8726202
(...Really?)

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>>8725990
thanks you for the help, grace, i'll try to contact him again later

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>>8726202
(You're fine man, I'm actually interested in seeing what you're doing with this character.)
Although I am curious as to why you still live with your parents, if it's not too personal to ask.
>>8726130
Oh. Yes, that would be Alistair. At one point in time he was a human. If I recall there's only two former humans left alive.

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>>8726202
(I wasn't saying to fuck off, man. I just couldn't believe how extremely bad your "luck" was.

Like, by itself, two tripsfails in a row is a 1 in 40000 chance, and that's not counting the legit scriptfags rampant on /trash/ with "if dubs this gets banned" threads. If you seriously aren't scripting, then wew lad.)

>>8726252
...I was about to say something, but then I remembered that those owls really are ghost-types. So it's really not THAT surprising.

...So how'd he die?

and another falls to the sword of chuckles

>>8726252
Driftveilfag here. How'd that happen in the first place, and who's the other one?

>>8726276
( fuck off turts)

>>8726302
nah i can see the discord
eat shit

>>8726313
prove it fgt

>>8726302
>implying

>>8726252
Two outta how many?

>>8726331
ok ray
seriously stop calling everyone turts

>>8726353
Pretty sure it isn't ray. He would never stoop that low. The worst he's ever going to do is forget his image.

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>>8726353
>>8726334
>>8726366
I HEAR FIGHT SQUAWKS I IS COMING
WHER THE BREAD IT MINE

>>8726276
>>8726313
>>8726331
>>8726302
>>8726334
>>8726353
>>8726366
Okay can we please stop? This is getting old.

As in "lived to see the Pyramids built" old.

man these fucking threads just keep getting worse and worse

>>8726380
is this your secret character ray?

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ok i dont get it???
i go to squawk fight and there no cute bird or bread???
i go see big city stuff and be robin
robin a pastry jk jk
( not jk )

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>>8726273
He didn't.
>>8726302
Apparently he and a group of friends made a wish to Jirachi for everyone to become Pokémon. From what I've heard Palkia ended up fixing the problem by merging two alternate universes. It's a very odd series of events.
The other remaining former human is a Raichu named Ray.
>>8726345
Roughly.... 3.5 billion.
>>8726387
(Sorry? Not sure what you want us to do. I'm not a janitor, I can't ban shitposters.)

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>>8726090
...
>Speaks to their self
It is cold.
...
>Falls silent again, watching the mountain

>>8726382
This. Can we please stop accusing (people for everything?

>>8726403
Dude. Stop. Fighting is pointless.

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>>8726273
>ATTEMPT TO TOUCH GOBLIN BUTT
>WITH NOT DAVE'D HAND

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>Meanwhile, a fatass picks up his phone.
Talk to me.
. . .
The fuck do you mean?
Well, fix it and get back to work!
>click
>Worry™
>Rolling for availability of rapid transport out of the Big 7.

>>8726465
(do we have to do plot right now?)

>>8726431
(honest question here if you were bored with your characters why would you make a literally isolated character and think that would help)

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>>8726431
>Solsquint.
>Attempt to psychically radiate some warmth on Articuno.
>...Hello...

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>>8726426
...What.

No, really, wha-

>>8726463
>Goblin: turn around and gaze up at Necrozma.
>...That is a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, VERY big gemstone.

>Sableye: attempt to bite Necrozma foot.

>>8726479
(Is there a reason not to?)

>>8726479
(Idk. Tbqh. Wish I could help the situation)

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>>8726488
>crack
UH
UH
THAT ISNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
>>8726485
y not
ill just pick up shaymin and never have him do anything with anyone
genius

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I've got a really bad feeling about this.
Maybe I should have cut that deal earlier...

>>8726479
>>8726493
( I'm not dropping a big plotbomb right now. Just foreshadowing. )

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>>8726485
(It gives me something to post)
(And I never implied that it would be cut off from interaction)

>>8726486
...
Hello.

>>8726488
>>8726493
>>8726514
(its just that most of our main rpers are out rn jiji and bones hell im not even sure if that necrozma is actually gladi)

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>>8726507
>Yes, it is supposed to happen
Oh my god, you're as delicious as you look...
>Sableye: attempt to pry off Necrozma leg and carry it off to the darkness of his cave

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>>8726463
dude what the fuck are yo-
>>8726488
oh jfc
if it says precious im stabbing it
>>8726507
uh dude
do you need some help with that
(Welllllll.... I mean. I've got Palkia, Dialga, and Arceus and they do all of jack shit.)
>>8726524
(I can try and keep thread going by myself but phone posting is hard. I can't even effectively shit up the Gladion thread on /vp/.)

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>>8726554
>you end up dragging the entire floating crystal with you
>>8726556
DAVE HELP
I AM BEING KIDNAPPED
AND YOU BY EXTENTION

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>>8726521
>...Do...you...mind...if...we...join...you..?
>...The...view...is...quite...calming...

>Yes. It also helps that we don't mind the cold.
>You are Articuno, correct? We've heard a lot about yourself, Zapdos and Moltres.

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>>8726521
>Has been climbing the mountain for several days
"Uh. Hello? Anyone know how to get to orre from here? Seriously? Not even a cabin?"

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>>8726521
>Approaches the mountain.
Whoa, this thing is tall.
And cold.
Must be a good fight here somewhere, I can't wait to get my wings.

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>>8726577
right
time to be the knight in gay armor
>>8726554
begone foul beast
>throw sord at it

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>>8726577
>Gleeful goblin giggling
>Now this is certainly a tasty prize- and it'll probably feed him for an entire month. Or two, or three.

>Sableye: nibble on crystal robot legendary foot.

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>>8726616
>Goblin hisses at sord, before throwing a small blue fireball at it- Will-O-Wisp.
>It also attempts to use Necrozma as a big meatshield.

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>>8726616
THANK
>>8726625
>>8726648
OH GOD S
WAIT
>PSYCHO CUT THE GOBLIN

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>>8726590
...
Stay as long as you like.
And yes, I am Articuno.
...

>>8726603
Orre?
I am not sure where that is.
But there are several caves you could take shelter in.

>>8726606
>Voice echoes on the wind
This place is dangerous for your kind.
It would be wise to turn back.

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>>8726648
>how are you using Necrozma as a meat shield when Dave is sitting on Necrozma's hand?
fucking
dude
stop
sord use swords dance
>>8726660
y
dude
its a dark type

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>>8726606
>Shivers from the icy wind
This might not be the best idea for us-

>>8726668
...
Did you hear that?

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>>8726668
"Oh shi- that's a big bird. Uh hello majestic one. I uh. Thank you for you're kindness on this information. I'll uh. Get out of your feathers? Yeah feathers."
>Hears the voice in the wind
"Yeah I'm getting out of here."

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>>8726426
Red and and blue became Charizards as well, though they ended "duplicated" and coexisting with their human selves. There was also a former human Audino named David but he went missing a while ago.

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>>8726603
>Solsquint.
>...We...are...far...from...Orre...that...much...I...know...
>...Although...it...seems...I...am...still...disorientated...from...all...the...teleportation...from...a...few...days...ago,..as...I...cannot...tell...where...we...are...now...or...how...we...got...here...

>>8726606
>>8726714
>Hello there.
>Perhaps this is not the best place for a Dragon type, considering the temperature.
>Although if you're looking for a fight, perhaps we could have a friendly battle. What level are you?

>>8726668
>Thank you.
>How long have you been here, out of curiosity?

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>>8726714
I heard the wind yeah.
Must be some crazy rock formations to make sounds like that.
It can't be that bad right?
>Starts scaling a mountain path.
Would you like a scarf?
I got a bunch from a shop.

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>>8726660
Aww... aw well. I guess I have to tenderize my meals.
>Goblin: use Foul Play on Necrozma

>>8726691
>Goblin cackles with glee as he hears the words "Swords Dance"
Oh, this'll be fun!

>>8726758
Ohh ohh, I'm in.
I'm level 32.
>Shelgon stands ready for a scrap.
>>8726714
You in gooey?

>>8726691
>ACTIVATE NARCO.EXE
>PASS OUT ON THE GOBLIN
>>8726791

-NECROZMA

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>>8726577
You have my permission to destroy any Sableye trying to eat you.
Just try to not hit Dave.

>>8726758
>They talk just like grace
>What are the chances of that?
"Well ok. Thanks for telling me? I'll just. Take shelter in this cave for now. Wait did I just hear something about a fight?"

>>8726766
>>8726714
"Ok. This I have to see."

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>>8726803
nec
nec y
.... anybody got some industrial strength lube
>>8726791
sord
go for another dance

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>>8726827
"Sometimes I just forget about myself"

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what a nice day today is

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>>8726766
>Still shivering
Y-es...
>Takes a scarf

>>8726758
I'm around 70, I think?

>>8726799
I guess.
>Takes a stance
(Level 72
EVs: 252 SpD, 252 Hp, 4 Spa
Ability:Sap sipper)

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>>8726803
>Well, this means he doesn't have to tenderize the gem any further.

>>8726830
>Goblin: cackle again
So strong... would you like to feel that strength yourself?
>use Foul Play on sord

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>>8726863
nah
try this tho
sord
iron head

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>>8726758
A few days.
I might move elsewhere soon.

>>8726746
Be safe on your travels.

>>8726766
>>8726859
If you fall in this place, I cannot guarantee your safety.
I will, however, attempt to extract you.

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>>8726883
>Goblin: deftly dodge, only to grab sord's hilt
>Immediately swing sord at a nearby wall
>Foul Play

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>>8726799
>>8726859
>>8726859
>Oh, a double battle.
>How exciting!
>My level is 46 and Centauri's is 57.

>Would you two like to go first?

>>8726827
>Confident squint.
>...We...shall...win...this...battle,..just...watch...

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>>8726909
>Sord remembers how to float right before hitting the wall, floating up and out of the way of the Foul Play
sord just
how
iron head him jfc its like you want nec to get eaten

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>>8726859
Oh this should be fun.
>>8726929
(I'l be a bit slow and I haven't calculated any Iv's and such so feel free to pick something)
Sure thing.
Ready or not here I come.
>Dash forward and bite the Solrock.

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>>8726949
>Goblin dodges sord again, in almost the exact same way- before grabbing the sword by the tail and slamming him against a stalagmite.
>Foul Play, again.
>Seriously, can one of us please hit their attack

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>>8726929
I haven't fought that much recently.
But..Here goes
>Dragon pulse on Centauri

>>8726971
I guess so.

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>>8727010
>King's Shield
>Sableye's attack is lowered by 2 stages
seriously dude
just
fucking
i saw this nec first

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>>8726949
There is an out buuuuuuuuut it might be a bit complicated given your current situation.

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>>8727059
just tell me dude
fucking
idc man i dont want him to be eaten
>Switch out sord for Heatran because apparently sord can't hit shit

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>>8727028
>Do you not know how Foul Play works
>It doesn't use the user's attack stat, it uses the opponent's
>Sableye physically cannot care less how low his attack stat goes

>Either way, Sableye counters this by casting his own Protect.
I don't care, it's big and shiny and tasty and it has to be MINE.

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>>8726971
(Don't worry, I'm also slow.)
>Miss.
>Centauri squints and uses Stone Edge.
>0 Atk Solrock Stone Edge vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Shelgon: 103-123 (110.7 - 132.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>8727019
>Also miss.
>Centauri turns and squints at the Goodra.
>...Trying...to...take...out...the...strongest...first..I...see...
>Proxima uses Psychic on Goodra.
>0 SpA Lunatone Psychic vs. 252 HP / 252 SpD Goodra: 18-22 (7 - 8.5%) -- possibly the worst move ever

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>>8726929
"Takes more then just confidence to win a fight. Show me what you got."

>>8726971
>Bite
"How does that even? Uh. Ok."

>>8727019
"She looks strong. Still don't know who'd beat who though. "

"All of you better be fighting at your best!"

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>>8727092
ye well
your funeral
nec is technically already mine
look
knotted
youre gonna have to wait for that industrial strength lube bro

heatran
flash cannon the ground in front of him

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>>8726893
>Pause for a moment.
Did anyone hear that?
>Is probably too focused in battle to notice the big blue bird.
>>8727097
>Dodges the devastating attack barely.
Whoa, that was close.
>Dragon claw on Centauri.

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>>8727097
>Miss
I mean... Isn't that the most logical thing to do here?
But I suppose ganging up on one person isn't really fair...
>Dragon pulse on Proxima

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>>8727089
Are you fine with high speed flying while still impaled?
I'm going to have to patch in a low level command.

>>8726844
>pet

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>>8727139
>...We...shall...prevail...as...we...have...done...in...the...past...

>>8727179
>Centauri Solsquints harder, focused.
>Centauri rushes forward, attempting another Stone Edge.
>No point posting the same calc twice so I'm not going to.

>>8727198
>Hit!
>Proxima is knocked backwards by the force of the hit and takes a moment to regain composure.
>That...is true. You fight well.
>Proxima uses Calm Mind.

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>>8727172
>Goblin: stumble back from the force of that Flash Cannon.
>Sableye is now officially scared.
J-just one leg? Please? I... h-he's a big gem, you can't finish him off yourself...

>>8727198
>>8727292
>Forgot calc.
>4 SpA Goodra Dragon Pulse vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Lunatone: 111-132 (72.5 - 86.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>Sneak around and try to burgle Fat Police Chief's haus.

>>8727355
(ignore this if you want)
>house has a security system and you just tripped it
>loud alarm noises.wav

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>>8727292
>His eyes widen at the blow, before shutting close as it hits.
>Is flung to the side as he get KO'd.

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>>8727292
Well...Thanks.
>Ice beam
4+ SpA Life Orb Goodra Ice Beam vs. +1 0 HP / 0 SpD Lunatone: 126-149 (82.3 - 97.3%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>>8727383
...
He's okay, right?

>>8727395
(>Life orb)
(Whoops. Ignore that)

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>>8727325
no dude
nec is my friend
im not eating him
unless its like
lewd eating or something
back the fuck off or the next one is a magma storm
>>8727213
i mean
i flew on talonflame all the time
why not
just gotta curl up in his hand

>>8727355
>fug
>>8727382
>( This fucker has unnatural sneak powers that make the usual consequences hard to apply. Thanks, Necrozma. )
>The bog-standard home alarm shorts out.
>He peeks through a window and gets a good hard look at Gunterson's gunt by accident.
>Fall down, go thud, get dragged off by Pokemon - out of commission for at least six hours realtime.

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>>8727383
>Centauri gently squints at the knocked out Shelgon.
>He then floats over to the KO'd Pokemon and waits for either Proxima or Goodra to get knocked out.

>>8727395
>...He...will...be...fine,..do...not...worry...

>Proxima dodges the Ice Beam, barely.
>Yes, we will make sure to revive your friend after the battle.
>Proxima uses Stone Edge on Goodra.
>0 Atk Lunatone Stone Edge vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Goodra: 34-42 (13.2 - 16.4%) -- possible 7HKO

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>>8727435
>Goblin looks between the giant, brilliant, delicious gemstone of the gods, the very angry legendary, and the human...

>Before backing away. Into and through a wall, into another part of his cavern.

>Oh, another thing... you guys got here by UB portal, right? ...You might have to get out by UB portal. Or blast your way through a few walls.
>You know, because ghosts and walking through walls mean ghosts can live in places physically inaccessible by mortals. Including caves that don't actually have entrances.

>Just want to say that before you guys just fly out of the cave that I was already planning on having no physical entrance other than a solid wall- and hence is not already on some human mineral-hunter's map.

>>8727395
(Sorry, got pulled away from the computer for a bit.)
>>8727522
>0 Atk Lunatone Stone Edge vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Goodra on a critical hit: 52-63 (20.3 - 24.6%) -- guaranteed 5HKO

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>>8727522
>Crit
>0 Atk Lunatone Stone Edge vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Goodra on a critical hit: 84-102 (30.1 - 36.5%) -- 38% chance to 3HKO
>Gooey winces a little from the blow
Good hit...
>Ice beam

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>>8727435
Hang on tight!
>EXEC FALLBACK LASTSAFEPOINT

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>>8727681
(Wait am I doing the calcs horribly wrong?)
(I've got a level 72 Goodra with 252 HP and Sp.Def with 4 Sp.Atk, unless I'm being retarded.)
(Rockanon hurt himself in confusion.)

>Proxima dodges the ice beam once again, orbiting the Goodra.
>Proxima stops and stares directly into the Goodra's eyes and uses Psyshock.
>+1 0 SpA Lunatone Psyshock vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Goodra: 63-75 (24.6 - 29.2%) -- 99.9% chance to 4HKO

>>8727681
at least you arent turtsing anymore

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>>8727681
>>8727833
(Well shit.)
>Proxima underestimated the Goodra and receives severe psychic backlash, KO'ing the weakened moonrock.

>...How...unfortunate...
>...It...seems...Proxima...underestimated...you...
>Centauri floats over, squinting at the Goodra.
>Centauri uses Calm Mind.

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>>8727833
(I don't know.)
(Everything I have set up seems to be the same as yours)
(Ignore the abomasnow, it's a text glitch on mobile.)

>>8727833
Uh...

>>8727879
They are going to be okay, right?
>Dragon pulse

>>8727912
(>Ice typing added)
(Well, that's the problem)

>>8727843
(You)

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>>8727912
>>8727926
(Well that solves that mystery.)
(It's a friendly battle anyway, so it's not like it really matters that much.)
>...They...shall...recover...
>Centauri Solsquints intensely and uses Psyshock on Goodra.
>+1 0 SpA Solrock Psyshock vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Goodra: 60-72 (23.4 - 28.1%) -- 85% chance to 4HKO

>>8727912
>>8727990
(I knew I forgot something important as I posted that.)
(Forgot to include this before the rest of my post.)
>The Dragon Pulse hits, knocking Centauri backwards similarly to what happened to Proxima.
>Although Centuari is slightly more resilient, he takes less time to regain composure.
>Centauri is on about half health.

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>>8727990
>>8728052
(Showdown is weird on mobile)
>Gooey's HP: 47.3%
Ow. Good hit.
>Dragon pulse, again

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>>8728069
>Centauri's eyes go wide open, sending a psychic ripple through the air.
>Sunrock flies directly at the Goodra, using Stone Edge.
>0 Atk Solrock Stone Edge vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Goodra: 76-91 (29.6 - 35.5%)

gladion here
got dragged off by my family because i havent talked to them for like 3
save me

>>8728165
>Jumps out of the way
>Energy ripples around her mouth
>Fires a dragon pulse at Centauri
-Gooey

>>8728236
(Fuck. That sucks dude. Just say the word and we'll come get you.)

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>>8728236
(I'll be your knight bb. Any specific way I can help you out man? I got shitty puns to lighten the mood if you want 'em.)

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>>8728286
>Centauri cuts through the air, barely missing Gooey.
>As he flies past he's hit in the back by the Dragon Pulse and is sent flying into a rock.
>Centauri lies on the ground for a moment before flying high into the air, squinting with the intensity of the sun, rays glowing brightly.
>Focussing as much energy as he can, Centauri lets out a Psyshock at Gooey.

>4 SpA Goodra Dragon Pulse vs. +1 0 HP / 0 SpD Solrock: 76-90 (40.6 - 48.1%)
>Centauri is on 4% health.
>+1 0 SpA Solrock Psyshock vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Goodra: 60-72 (23.4 - 28.1%)

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>>8728460
>Current hp: 19.2%
>Gooey is knocked back a few feet by the psyshock
>She stands back up, wincing at the burn left by the attack
>Energy ripples around her mouth again, and she fires off another Dragon pulse, aimed directly at Centauri

>>8728527
i see why you constantly whine about your characters being useless
knowing you articuno would lose a fight

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>>8728580

>>8728580
(Except splash damage is a thing, so his shitty rolls wouldn't matter anyways)

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>>8728527
(It probably shouldn't need to be said but I'm going to say it anyway, ignore the shithead.)
>Centauri quickly dodges out of the way and retaliates with a Stone Edge.
>If either Pokemon hits with anything at this point they're going to win.

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>>8728690
(That's usually what I do anyways)
>Gooey flops pathetically on the ground, ko'd

>>8728580
>>8728656
(Nice feedback broskis. It's so useful and will help us as people in the future.)((sarcasm))

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>>8728719
>Centauri does a victory spin and squints at the three fainted Pokemon.
>He attempts to psychically revive them, at least to a point where they are conscious.

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>>8728844
>Gets up weakly, feeling humiliated at herself
Well...That was fun, I guess...

>>8728656
(Do the birds even get splash damage? I thought it was only for box leggies.)

>>8728952
>dubs
>weakly
god you are fucking worthless

>>8728957
(We changed it to only box leggos + the rest of their trio to make it a bit more balanced. )

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>>8728952
>Proxima floats up near Centauri, looking satisfied.
>Don't feel bad, you fought well.
>Although I think we should all rest for now, to recover from that battle.

>Centauri weakly squints at Gooey.
>...Yes,..I...agree...

>>8729073
...
I guess so.
>Shivers from the wind
...
On second thought, maybe sitting here isn't a good idea for me and Shelgon.
>Tries to stand up
-Gooey

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>>8728844
>Kicks his legs, rolling off his side and onto his feet.
>>8729166
Uhhh.
Did we win?

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>>8726893
>...Sorry,..I...was...focussed...on...battling...
>...I...forgot...to...ask...where...we...were...

>Yes, our psychic powers seem to be failing us here.
>Could you tell us where we are?

(In other words "I jumped in on this without really thinking about it")
(Also sorry about missing your post, I was actually focussed to much on the battle.)

>>8729166
>Yes, I agree.
>Do you know of any Pokemon Centers nearby?

>>8729283
>Gentle Solsquint.
>...No,..but...it...was...close...

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>>8729340
Oh, that's great, Gooey sure is a tough one yeah.
And yousure knocked me out good.
Your pretty good.
We should do this again sometime, I had fun.