ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite grass type?

>>8681761
bones

>>8681761
Bones

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>>8681761

>>8681761
bones

>>8681761
That lurantis
She's a qt

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>>8681663
...
>Audible sweating
>Thinks he's serious about the Morse
>Plays Morse through phone
.-.. --- ... - / .. - / .-- .. -. -.. / - --- --- -.- / .. -

>>8681724
...

>>8681761
bones

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>>8681761
Bones!!

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>>8681761
..Sceptile? Maybe Grovyle.

>>8681827
>>8681809
>>8681794
>>8681781
But I'm not..

>>8681841
..Honey.
Pease.

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>>8681761
Bones.

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>>8681724
uh
id say its jacket but like
no jacket
hey sweet an appletini
hopefully i dont almost die to this one
>drink
>>8681721
the gay pigeons got it man
appletini it is
>>8681825
uh huh
yeah and the wind took my virginity
did you at least get that chicken tramp stamp removed

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>>8681855
You are.
>Roll to make him a grass wak.

>>8681878
>filename
(Not until he bones jiji, or is boned by jiji)

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>>8681825
>Squint.
>>8681889
Hopefully not.
>Sip soda.
So. Not a friend?

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>>8681878
Bones is that marowak right?
He isn't a grass type Clancy
I don't know any other grass type other than me and saying myself would be too vain
I guess i'll go the same as you clancy
>>8681819
T-thanks
>she starts blushing

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>>8681896
But I'm no-
>Bonefire: out
..t.
...uhm.

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>>8682013
It worked.

>>8681889
...
>appletini
>chicken tramp stamp
>roll to contain composure and not laugh
>Nods

>>8681935
...
>Slight smile under mask

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>>8681957
He's is now.

>>8682013
>roost on grassy knoll

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>>8682044
>Has a sudden urge to DRINK
>He keeps his cool

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>>8682056
Okay...
>sheis still stuckin shelldon's hug
So Clancy how did you get out ofhis hug?
it's pretty tight

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>>8682105
Hollow bones.

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>>8682037
...Why?

>>8682056
..I can't even threaten you with KFC now.

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>>8682134
Leaf Blade.

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>>8681935
yeah chicken chan is a friend
still gotta find out if hes dtf
>scribble on a napkin and slide it over
>"idk who this guy is but im just gonna play along and screw with him - just gonna pull shit out of my ass about jacket and see how he reacts"
>casual sip and a wonk
>>8682044
yo jacket
your prince albert should be healed right
you dtf man y/n
my 7 ring ladder vs your 8 bro

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>>8682123
Oh, okay
I'll just stay here since it's pretty tight hug and i'm really delicate
And i don't want to burden you guys with another visit to the pokemon center
>she gets comfortable and let's shelldon hug her

>>8682157
(My eyebrow wiggle gif got converted into a jpg, what sorta fresh hell is this)

>>8682174
(Universe had enough of the eyebrows, apparently)

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>>8682044
>Stare him down.
>>8682157
I see. How many people are on your 'to bone' list?
>Read note.
>Neatly fold it up into a swan and put it out of reach of Tony.

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>>8682145
..But I can't...
I can't learn leaf blade.
I think.

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>>8682232
Never.
Say.
Never.
>Roll to make the Wak able to learn Leaf Blade.
>While a grass type, it wouldn't make any sense when he's a fire type.

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>>8682145
>>8682232
you two are bones and jiji
well, this place is nice, and there is water here in you keep, so can i stay here

>>8682308
(fugged up, i meant stiches, sorry)

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>>8682308
Yes.
>Roll to make Clover even luckier.

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>>8682289
..No I'm.. I'm pretty sure I can't, hun.
also i really need my fire.
i don't have any welders.

>>8682308
Uh, yeah, you can stay for a while.

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>>8682157
>Prince Albert?
>Who the fuck?
>Roll for what to say
>Odds : Yes
>Evens : No

>>8682193
...
>looks at paper swan
>Thinks of his friends
>I wonder what their doing

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>>8682407
ALMIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Steals drink and runs.

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>>8682190
(Fuckinf rip Dave's eyebrows, 2017-2017. Now I gotta get out other flirty images for both OOC and ic use.)
>>8682193
uhh current version is kinda short compared to what it was
red ruby black jacket
probs add you on there in the next like
ten minutes
>drink
>roll for drunkness
>>8682407
ok sweet
you down for a three way
more the merrier

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>>8682377
i'm so happy, i i'll help as much as possible here, and today i bought lot's of berries for the keep, maybe we could plant some
>>8682397
great
>she giggles
all you here who live here are my first friends i ever had, i'm so happy

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>>8682397
Okaaaay...
>Roll to make goobutt pure fire type.
>>8682445
Thank you! You're the best.
>Pat wife mantis.
You want to help with the garden outside?

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>>8682433
>dubsfail
>hammered off of one appletini
>dice plz
>>8682430
aaaaalmia
shtill dunno what an almia is but ducking who cares
yelling is fun

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>>8682407
...?
>He makes a very tiny axe out of napkins and attempts to cut the swan's head off.
>>8682433
I've been told my skills are heavenly.
Something like that.
>>8682482
...Are you okay?

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>>8682459
Yeah
>shelldon's grip conveniently lightened
I will, i'll go pick up the berries

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>>8682459
...I.. guess I'll take a break from work, then.
>Hug the plushbando
>Even if he is a gremlin
>He's a cute gremlin.
Do you wanna do anything, hun?

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>>8682430
>ok

>>8682433
>I didn't know he swung that way
>Oh god what the fuck did I drag myself into?
>What do I do in this situation?

>>8682505
>Axe on swan killing action
>What is he doing?
>Why is he doing that?
>Roll to not seem confused

>>8682482
>Christ can't you hold you're liquor?

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>A zap rat slinks into the bar and tries to climb onto a barstool before someone stops him.
>>8682482
>Confused look.
>>8682505
>Amused look.

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>>8682518
Thank you!
>>8682555
>VERY TIGHT HUG
>LOUD SQUEAK
Uhhh... Maybe go work on some of the... Outpost thingies?

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>>8682596
..cute.
>Smooch the Stitch
Uhhh.. I kinda.. can't.

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>>8682505
yeeeee im fine
you know who else is fine
youre fine
fine as fuck man
heavenly
id believe it dude where do i get in line
>>8682573
ahah dude you look a bit confuzzled
okay how about this
you
me
and the actual jacket
>>8682584
zap zap
whats a surf mouse doing in trumpet land

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>>8682573
>Shrug.
>>8682584
Sup with 'chu, bro? Where are 'chu going?
>Order the zaprat a drink.
>>8682674
Thank you. You're fine yourself.

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>>8682649
>Smooch the bonehead.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Gardening...?

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>Ray: be the psych mouse
>Why does his psych voice sound like a lanky surfer dude?
>>8682674
Passin' through, bro.
That and, like, chilling out.

>>8682689
>Accept drink
Not sure where to yet. Like, maybe Unova, maybe back to Melemele? Either way, bro, it's nice to not be, like, cooped up anywhere.

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>>8682705
..I uh..
Uhm.. plants kind of... weird me out.
I know, it's dumb, but.. yeah.

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>>8682787
>Stare.
Wait... What? Plants weird you out?

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>>8682596
>she goes and picks the berries, one of each
>put them basket and goes to the garden
here you go stiches, one of each berry that i bought
let's go gardening

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Leafeon

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>>8682756
>>8682689
>>8682674
>Fluffles quietly walks into the bar, wearing a paint splattered hoodie, and slightly damp from salt water
>Sits on a stool
...
Hi.

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>>8682689
haha np dude
>Drunk Dave is cuddly Dave
>He slides an arm around Joshua's shoulder, taking a swig from the Appletini in his other hand
no but like youre really pretty dude
's no fair
>>8682756
chillin is cool
hehe
unless like
involves snow
fuck snow
>>8682847
sup
arenr you that fugging
that zangoose
you know the one
former gym zangoose guy

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>>8682795
..yes.
>Bonehead: engage eggplant mode.

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>>8682756
I see. Nice to hear that, bro.
You going to see your brother, John?
>>8682847
Hello.
>Order the fluffball a drink.
Real party up here, hm?
>>8682885
I don't really even brush my hair.
>Ruffle Dave's hair.
Will I have to be your designated driver?

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>>8682885
I'm not sure what you are talking about. I've never set foot in a gym.
>Orders a shot of vodka
Must be someone else you are thinking of.

>>8682945
Apparently so. Parties are great.
>Take a shot
I'm fluffles. I sell stuff. At great prices.

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>Spaces back into reality

>>8682674
"Well my covers blown. No point in hiding it. Jacket, well wrote down that I'd be funny to make you think I was him, also I'm going to have to turn that offer down."

>>8682689
"What?"

>>8682756
>>8682847
"Uh... hi there"

>Roll to not look intimidating and not scare the mons

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>Ray pulls out some slightly grungy cash he had tucked behind his ear and buys a drink for the new guy.
>He does not try to mindscrew the bartender, unlike certain other psychs.
>>8682847
Hey there, bro. Don't think I've seen 'chu around before. Name's Ray.
>>8682885
Snow and me, like, don't get along well. not as bad as me and ash, but, like, snow is no thanks.
>Ears perk up. Odds: the spare bills tucked behind them fall out.
Nah, bro. I knew that Zangoose. Dude's dead now.
>>8682945
Whoa, I didn't think, like, I was famous right now. How'd
chu know about my bro?
I might, though, it's either that or, like, head back to Alola for a bit.

>sip tiny drink

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>>8682805
Thank you.
>Put berries in fridge or wherever the fug you put berries.
Alright.
>Follow the mantis.
>>8682904
Come on then, dork. We're gonna go gardening. You don't have to help if you don't wanna.

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>>8682945
who even does that
aside from my brother
n and his stupid fabbu hair
>He starts leaning on him, trying to see how close he can get before being told to stop
hmmm dupe do you even have a car
>>8682978
ye i mean probs
desu cant tell you guys apart
>>8682991
oh
dude
i knew you werent him from like
the get go
i was just screwing with you
dude would probs die before that jacket left his body
ffs he wore it during kinky knife play
awww dude
why
>>8682994
o shit
fuckinf
rip fluff ball mc depression
what happened

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>>8682978
You do?
Do tell.
>>8682991
>Squint.
>>8682994
I dunno. I'm friends with Arceus, know things I shouldn't, and have great looks. What do you think, Ray?
What are you going to do in Alola, win some surfing championships?
>>8683101
I'll need to ask him for hair care tips sometime.
I have psychic pokemon? Or I could call us up a favor.

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>>8683001
O-okaaay. I'll just.. prep the dirt or something.
>Bonehead: follow the plush.

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>>8683001
>>8683121
alright, this will be fun
>she's happily skipping to the garden

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>>8682978
>>8682991
...
>Slightly intimidated
Uh. Hi.
>Awkward wave

>>8682994
Nice to meet you.
I'm fluffles. I sell stuff.
Sailed here from Alola. Not much business going on there. I'll have more luck spreading my great deals here.
Where are you from, by the way?

>>8683101
So, what was he like?
I've never met another Zangoose.
Turns out most don't like running stores, apparently.
>Take another shot of vodka

>>8683114
I sell all sorts of things. Mostly lost stuff I find lying around. Books, clothes, scrap, trinkets, food...A lot of things.
All for dirt cheap.

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>>8683121
>Smooch the bonehead.
It'll be fine, okay?
>>8683147
Alright!
>Follow the wife mantis.

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>>8683101
"Well yeah he was always attached to it. I'm turning it down because I don't roll that way. I won't judge what you do with others. But no. Sorry, maybe someone else would be up for it?"

>>8683114
"What I do?"

>>8683154
"Sup... so uh. That store doesn't sound half bad? You have any scrap metal bits by any chance? "

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>>8683215
>Slightly suspicious look
>>8683101
Bro, he fell off the side of a thing.
Long way down.
This is gonna sound, like, really terrible, but I don't miss him all that much.
I kinda... well, like, realized he was kinda a jerk.
>>8683154
Aw, dude, 'chu're from Alola? I'm from Melemele Island, bro!
Also, like, running a store sounds tough but so worth it.
I used to cook malasadas, like, at a local dive. It was pretty cool.
>>8683114
Mostly, like, I'd settle down a little. Show my buddies around. Last return trip was, like, kinda not chill at all.

>have had a minor intestinal problem that is something i should go to the hospital to see for the last 2 or 3 years
>haven't done anything in the hopes that it gets worse and kills me
>it hasnt gotten worse or better
why do i ever get my hopes up

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>>8683205
>Smooch the plushbutt back
Alriiight.

>>8683147
if you say so.

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>>8683114
>He keeps leaning, slumping a bit and resting his head in Joshua's shoulder
what kin'a favors
>>8683154
uhh idk man all i know was that he was a pirate
yarrr
dont fugging kekleons have the shopkeeping thing monopolized or whatevs
>>8683215
fuckinf rip
guess ill just like
see if pigeon kun and chicken chan are down for a birdway
bawk bawk caw screech
>>8683236
well shit
what kinda fucker was he
did he deserve the trip
>>8683250
(IC or OOC?)

>>8683321
(lets just say ic)

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>>8683205
>>8683263
>outside in the garden
well, well this is a nice place
to plant
i'll water everyday so the tree's get healthy and strong

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>>8683215
Sure. I have plenty of them.
Literal bins of it. From metal scraps to mechanical things. I'd sell it to you dirt cheap.

>>8683236
It's challenging, but fun. So much fun.
>Takes another shot
>Drunk floofball mode engaged
I should get that stove working...
Maybe I can cook stuff and sell it.

>>8683321
Kecleons?
I've never been bothered by one.

>>8683250
>>8683350
(I'm going to take a shot in the dark but. Gladi?)

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>>8683154
Interesting.
>>8683215
Nothing yet.
>>8683236
>He pauses for a moment.
...The last return was the pipe incident?
>>8683321
>Jab his cheek with a finger.
Good ones, bad ones. Depends what I need done I suppose?
I've always wanted to start something... Fun. A game.
Would you be interested in helping?

>>8683382
(swing and a miss)

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>>8683263
If you get uncomfortable you don't have to help, okay?
>>8683367
Thank you! We had some other people working on it but... They left.
>Go yoink umbrella from storage and stick it in near the pool.
Hey will this work for you when you need a break?

>>8683250
>>8683350
>minor intestinal problem
>hoping that it'll kill you
either way go see a fucking doctor already

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>>8683321
>Take full shot, inhibitions gonezo.
He took credit for something that, like, changed my life, bro, that wasn't even him.
He was also the world's shittiest wannabe revolutionary. Totally, like, fucked people up over petty shit while thinking he was, like, like N.
Also, like... he guilted everybody about not getting laid until one time I finally said "fuck me and shut up" just to get him to, like, stop. That was.... fuck, 'chu know I can't remember how many months ago. It was the last time I got laid.

>>8683403
Yeeeeah.
Last Unova trip was when the place, like, went boom. I did what I thought was right, but kinda wanna see the place, like, not-exploding too, 'chu know?
>>8683381
Bro, I can help fix it up, and like, I can even cook malasadas of stuff to test it out once it's fixed.
'Chu mind if I take a look, like, on a sober morning?

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>>8683403
>The rocks have been silently following this entire time.
>Suspicious Solsquint.
>Centauri attempts to establish a psychic connection to find out what kind of game Joshua is talking about.

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>>8683438
..I'll be alright, hun.
>Give 'em a kiss on the cheek

>>8683367
You uh.. need me to dig any holes or anything?

>>8683449
sooner or later that blood and pain whenever i try to hold in my poop for longer than 10 seconds has to get worse
and it lingers for multiple days after the attempt at not pooping straight away so its definately gonna get worse sooner or later

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>>8683321
>Well he's drunk like no tomorrow

>>8683236
>>8683403
>All this judging over nothing
>I haven't done shit to these people
>Mumbles
"I fucking hate these people"

>>8683381
"Ok, yeah. That's nice. I'll check it out when I can. Maybe tomorrow I don't know. "

>Isn't looking and throws down some cash
>Last 2 digits determine amount
>He leaves the bar. But not before punching a druggy low life right outside.

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>>8683350
(I would have Dave just answer "sounds rough buddy" in response to that, but it honestly sounds like an OOC issue. Just take care of yourself anon, intestinal issues are a literal shitty way to go. You only get one death, save it for something good. Such as old age.)
>>8683381
hegging
store too small maybe?
>>8683482
fugging hell
trip deserved
rip in piss fucker
ruining a mans sex life is too far
>>8683403
>Playfully poke his side, continuing the boundary testing game by rubbing his cheek against his neck
what kin'a game
is it a loooooove game?
>Dave starts humming the Lady gaga song of the same name

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>>8683482
Wow.
That Zangoose sounds very unpleasant.
Glad I never met him.
...
Anyways, I would greatly appreciate that. Sick of canned and cold food.
I could give you a bonus for doing it.
How does a store wide 25% discount sound?

>>8683403
...
A game?
What kind?

>>8683519
anon you don't know me and I don't know you
despite that I'm worried for you and want you to get better

>>8683519
(And I thought I had it bad. If things get worse you can still talk with people here. We won't lose hope for you that's for sure. Make haste and get better dude.)

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>>8683482
I understand what you mean.
Things exploding is very common these days.
>>8683511
>Dubsfail.
>Nothing doing.
>>8683531
Take care, Tony.
>>8683609
>He laughs and pokes Dave playfully in the chest.
Something fun. Something that'll bring everyone in.
>>8683612
Something that'll... Really give everyone some excitement.
>He takes a sip of his drink.

>>8683609
(just pretend i am some random ic guy, make it one of those Literally the player people)
>>8683624
>>8683717
i already said that i hope it gets worse dont go destroying my hopes like that if i get better how am i supposed to die from it

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>>8683438
it's prefect, water, some shadow for me to rest, perferct
>>8683516
yeah, let's make hole, here, here and here
>ponts at places with a good distance from each other from each other
these will do
please can you do that for me bones?

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>>8683734
>NARCO-CHIP

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>>8683734
>Continued suspicious Solsquinting.
>The rocks silently observe.

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>>8683516
>Smooch the buttbando.
Okaaay.
>>8683800
Great!
>Watch the bonehead do work.
>Wak?
>Wakwork?

>>8683609
Well, past's the past.
I got a plan if I can get my bros to sign onto it, now.
>>8683734
Yeah... My bro and I, we've done shit, 'chu know? I'm not proud of all of it.
>>8683612
Deal, bro. I'll see if my buddies and I can, like, help 'chu out. We're not super-technical but we could probably get fresh food going, easy.
>>8683808
. . .
>consider getting off barstool
>think of the rest of the family
Nope, not gonna zap 'em, don't wanna overdo it....

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>>8683870
( Drink, etc. )

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>>8683808
ey
fug off bean breath
i saw 'im first
>Lazily throw sord at him
>>8683734
so like
an orgy
>The second appletini is gone, so Dave brings the other arm up and wraps it around his shoulder as well for a hug

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>>8682842
>Can't help but smile.
>Even though she knows its not directed at her.
>Embarrassed Leafeon noises.

(I was going through the archives and can we retcon the entirety of that stupid ghetsis fast food robot away forever. its pants on head retarded)

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>>8683808
>He zones out for a second.
...
>Joshua's Insomnia activated.
Ugh.
>I'm allowed to brush off an interaction if it literally wouldn't work, right?
>There are a few things people could do to Joshua that wouldn't work even on trips or higher.
>That's allowed, right? I'd rather ask this now just in case Faba gets a trips for Narco-Chip.
>>8683823
>Smile at the rocks.
>>8683870
We've all done shit we aren't proud of.
Haven't we?
>>8683881
>He puts an arm around Dave's waist.
>Fuck me I don't know how romantic interaction works, dude.
>You picked the wrong guy to add to your husbando pile.
Kind of? Something that'll bring the spice everyone is looking for back.

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>>8683800
Sure thing.
>Starts di-
>Wait.

>>8683845
Hey uh.. can you hold these or something?
>He strips out of his clothes and hands them over
I.. don't want them getting all dirty or anything.
>Nooow he starts digging those holes
>With his bone
>Because of course he is.

>>8684000
>I don't know how romantic interaction works, dude.
INTENSE CONCERN

>>8684002
>clover embarrased cover her eyes
don't you just strip in from of me
>she turn around incredebly red
be more careful next time okay
>she is incredebly flustered
-clover the incredebly flustered lurantis

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>>8683870
Alright.
Look for the old wood ship with fluff and stuff written on it.

>>8683734
>>8684000
...
A part of me is concerned about what this game is. But another wants to know what it is.
...

>>8683968
(but mcghetsis is one of the better things from the roleplayer who did that you dont just erase peoples legacy in things like this even if they are a turts teir shitposter)

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>>8684000
(That's allowed yeah.)
>Solsquint intensifies.
>Proxima also starts squinting at Joshua.
>The rocks continue to silently observe.

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>>8684002
>Hold gaybones clothes.
Thanks, hun.
>>8684056
Oh he does that in front of everyone.

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>>8684000
>Yeah, go ahead and brush things off if it wouldn't work
>I use the comparison a lot but like per se, a chick isn't gonna succeed in rolling to seduce a gay etc etc
>So yeah feel free to brush it off
hmmm k
im down dude
>Kiss his neck
>You're fine man, I don't know how to do the romo thing either
>I just bs everything
>legit everything
>I don't know how any of my characters have had romantic success

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>>8684056
..o-oh, sorry.
i forgot you were.. yeah.

>>8684083
Heeey.
I do nooot.

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>>8684083
>still covering her face
really?
>>8684121
don't worry about it
i won't look, i promise

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>>8684049
>Whoops.
>>8684074
It'll be fun, I promise. Might bring business back.
>>8684076
>Thank you.
>Sigilyph squints back.
>"Hello."
>>8684089
>Thank you.
Then I suppose that'll make us partners?
>Kiss him on the forehead.
Partners.
>I'm like aroace and I have no clue what I'm making Josh.
>We'll see, I guess.

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>>8684121
Yeah you do!!!
>>8684137
Everyone!!

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>>8684137
..I mean..
It's not like I'm not usually naked anyways.
I just.. wear that because it looks nice.

>>8684160
No I doooon't.

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>>8684150
A game?

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Has anyone seen a retarded Ditto around here?
One escaped from my lab disguised as me and I am worried about what it could be getting up to.

>>8684243
It molested someone and couldn't triforce.
That's about it really.

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>>8684160
To everyone?
>>8684208
So it's okay for me to stop covering my eyes?
>still covering her eyes embarrased

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>>8684208
Yessss?
>>8684276
Everyone!!! You can look, he's into that.

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>>8684150
haha what kinda partners
>Continue snuggling up to the pigeon
>Resist the urge to hop into his lap as part of the boundaries game
>Aro Ace Insomnia Male antag too op plz nerf
>But yeah we'll see dude
>>8684232
heyyyy black
you still kidnapped by that bisharp
you need a gay knight rescue or something

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>>8684273
I'm trying to forget about that, thanks a lot.

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>>8684276
Yeah, it's fine.
>Heee should be finishing up with those holes
>Probably

>>8684280
honey, please.

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>>8684232
Something fun. Something everyone can get in on.
Interested?
>>8684286
Fight together and... Do other things...?
>Kiss the crow on the cheek.
>Pff. Get ready for what I have cooking up,

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>>8684273
Dear god, it didnt traumatise the poor guy did it?
>>8684303
Are you alright? I hope my Ditto didn't harm you to badly. I am terribly sorry about that but Ditto are slippery little guys, never seen any other pokemon like them

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>>8684286
Nope! Finally escaped, I've been training my pokes. How have you been?
>>8684317
Heck yeah. Can I join you and Dave up at the top?

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>>8684280
Okay...
>>8684316
>She stops covering her eyes
>her face is completely red
Is it really okay?

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>>8684317
pretty sure im smashed man
give me the deets
like 90% sure i wont remember them anyway
>Play with his hair, twirl it and shit
>I'm dying
>Wicked keikaku fight gonna happen
>My sides are already crippled
>>8684345
gay af
doing the hoenn challenge
just you wait dude
ill get to unova and snag your champ title one day

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>>8684316
yessss?
>>8684373
What do you think of his butt?

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>>8684342
Just emotional damage. Ditto are pretty weird, I'll give you that.

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>>8684345
Absolutely. I'll come up with a creative title for us.
Composers. You, me, Dave.
>>8684395
I mean if you really want a heavenly lay, I'm your man.
>Ruffle Dave's hair.
>This is really fun.

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>>8684395
Uh huuuuuuuuuuuh~!
Sure bro.
>>8684444
Dude... That's cool as heck.
Count me in. What's the plan?
>If I space out continue without me.

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>>8684432
That is good to hear, thank god. though if you ever want to talk to someone about it I am here.
...
>He mumbles to himself
Taking in that Ditto was a mistake, the noodly little thing has caused nothing but problems.

>>LOUD FIDDLE NOISES

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>>8684422
W-what? it's, well, you know, it's nice
S-sorry for looking at his butt
>flustered bugflower noises

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>>8684444
...Can I get in on this?

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>>8684373
..honeyyyy

.>>8684511
..the holes are ready.

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>>8684463
ya well youll be fuckign saying sure when i beat your ass
fite me black
>>8684503
>Dave is most likely going to get played like a fiddle by two people
>And I'm 1000% okay with that
>It's fun
>>8684444
maybe when im not fugging
drunk as sheit
>Zone out for a sec while toying with his hair
you got really nice hair
>I fucking love keikaku fights holy shit
>They're fun as fuck

>>8684559
(man it's already four am huh.)
(first meant for)
>>8684422

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>>8684511
Hehehe.
>>8684559
It's nice!!

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>>8684559
>roll to regain composure
Y-yeah, let's plant the seeds and water them
>>8684587
>embarrassmed and a bit ashamed
Let's just finish this
>clover was successfully teased by stiches

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>>8684463
I'll notify you when the plan is in action.
>Will do. Sleep tight.
>>8684540
...I'll consider you. What's your motivation, Desmond?
>>8684574
Being drunk is fun though.
>He laughs a bit.
Thank you.
>I'm having fun man. This is great.

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>>8684587
..i know but..
please.

>>8684636
Aaalright.
>Bonehead: get f a r away from any plant action.

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>>8684639
I guess I just want to see where this game goes.

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>>8684636
Alright!!
>Help the bug plant, plant.
>>8684742
Heheh.
Thank you, hun.

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>>8684639
ye but
drunk gay sex is a no no
tha's how you get anal tears
i like having an intact booty
>drunk chuckle
youre welcome bb
>keikakus intensify
>I enjoy watching my characters get played desu
>it's fun knowing what's going to happen to them when they're clueless

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>>8684742
>she still a bit flustered
Well, i think you did a great job dogging these holes, it's perfectly deep
>she puts the seeds in the holes and start covering the holes
>>8684761
Thank you stiches, i'm very grateful

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>>8684761
Mhmm.
>Plop the wakbutt down somewhere and watch the plushbando

>>8684829
Thanks.

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>>8684745
I'll be in touch. You should rest too.
>Sleep, Des.
>>8684795
>Kiss him on the cheek.
How about we get a room and call it a night?
>I'll probably be heading out to plan in a bit.
>This'll be fun.

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>>8684881
>Go for the drunk kiss
ok
wheres the room
>he's incredibly wobbly when he stands up
>roll to see if he just falls on his face immediately
>Alright dude, have fun with your plans
>so you even sleep

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>>8684986
>Kiss him back, on the mouth.
Hmm... Here.
>Grab the Dave.
>Teleport and flop on bed.
How's this?
>Not really.
>I'm usually multitasking doing other things.
>Kind of why I'm not joining discord because I'd be that guy up at 5 shitposting about keikakus.
>Go to bed, Skitters.
>19 1 13.

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>I have the feeling that I'm making a few people uncomfortable so I'll be changing this character a bit.
>Consider this dropped for now.

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>>8685062
>Getting flopped onto a bed knocks the breath out of him momentarily
oof
yeah dude
looks good
ill probably just
>Crawl under the covers
>like 100% under the covers
be hiding tomorrow morning
crying about my hangover and shit
dont let me suffocate in my sleep
>I mean kinda hard to sleep when there's a cat chewing on your hand
>I'm dumb what do the numbers mean

>>8685235
>I mean
>Could just like
>Talk it out but idk
>Welp time to figure out something else to do with Dave
>Kinda starting to think he's cursed

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snip

praise the

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>>8685515
snipp

>>8685519
>>8685467
didn't you die.

>>8685519
Peench.

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>>8685532
>>8685544
snip

>>8685586
Worst lobster tbqh

>>8686824
>peenches anon.

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>clover wakes up
>she goes to the bathroom to take a shower
I slept well, i wonder if the others did as well
>she thinks that as she showers

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>wake up in the forest and resume training

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>>8687225
>walks into bathroom alone and confused
Hello?.....
Hello?.....

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>she finishes her training
>she goes back to frankie's house
well, i'm back guys

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>>8687786
>she walks towards the cyndaquill drying herself with a towel
Oh, hello
How did you get here
>she kneels down carefully
Are you lost?

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>>8687872
I.... I'm so sorry..... I saw this house an...and...
>embarrassed cyndaquill noises
Yes..... I'm lost.....

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>>8687434
>watching tv in the living room
>and eating Doritos

>>8687933
well, it's alright
>pats the quill
i think that you can stay here until you find your home
but first, where do you live?
-clover the lurantis

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>>8688031
I..... I don't know..... I have a bad sense of direction..... that's why I got lost..... I'm an idiot.....
My trainer is worried sick right now..... I just know it.....

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>>8688114
Well, that's a problem does your trainer have a way to know where you are?

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>>8688225
No..... He trusts me In going out alone..... but I've never been gone this long before.....

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>>8688494
okay, that's no good, there must be a way for trainers to find their lost pokemon
i think he might be posting about you being lost somewhere
i never been in this kind of situation, i don't know what to do

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>>8688600
Well..... maybe..... he'll say something soon?..... I'll just have to wait......hopefully he doesn't get mad at me......

>You will never have a sufficiently sentient animal as a pet where he can accurately understand what you're saying and feeling
Why do animals suck so much, why is there nothing as close as humans when it comes to intelligence? The closest I can think of is Orcas or Dolphins. It's such a huge difference.

Bork better get those eights

>>8688908
>>8688888

>>8683897
You're a cute girl

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>>8688771
you can stay here with us for the time being
what is your name?
>pet the quill

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>>8689036
Its...... Grace.....
Are you really ok with me staying here?..... I don't want to be an..... annoyance.....

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>Dave: fuggin wander off somewhere I guess
>Roll for how bad his hangover is

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>>8689148
i think you can stay here, until we find your trainer, how does that sound?
good?

>>8689236
Yes... that would be nice..... Thank you.....
>Hugs the grassmantis

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>>8689400
(Oops)

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>>8689400
>hugged
it's okay grace, well, stay in my room, i'll go do my chores for the house, i need to water the plants in the garden, bye bye
be back soon

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>Jingle jingle.

>>8689501
I've got Spurs, that jingle jangle jingle.
Jingle jangle.

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>>8689158
>it's not that bad - light is annoying tho
>>8689501
jinga ling ring ding
>Roll to fuckig head in the general direction of lava ridge town

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>>8689501
>Solsquint.
>...Hello...again...

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>>8689588
>Follow.
>>8689589
>"Hello. How have you been?"

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>>8689595
>...I...have...been...better...
>...How...are...you...doing..?

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>>8689588
>Dubs
oh hey fabaridge
>>8689595
sup jingle bird
any wicked suggestions for what to do
gym aint open right now

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>>8689626
>"I am well. Do you feel ill?"
>>8689630
>"Why not wait? I feel it will be open shortly."

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>Somewhere in Slateport
>Watching the ships come and go

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>>8689655
>...I...feel...as...if...my...powers...have...diminished...
>...I...was...unable...to...see...into...a...human's...mind...earlier,..which...was...somewhat...distressing...
>...This...is...the...first...time...I...have...experienced...this,..Proxima...experienced...the...same...

>>8689706
What happened to your trainer?

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>>8689655
i mean
it aint scheduled to open for like
5 hours or whatever
but okay
we can picnic here
>Dave flops onto the ground by the door
hows it going

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>>8689706
>"That is rather strange. Would you be interested in working together?"
>>8689736
>"Fairly well. I will get us some food."
>Roll for picnic quality.

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>>8689733
>Proxima floats over and hovers by Centauri.
>He is currently in Phenac City in Orre, visiting some family that managed to escape from Pyrite Town.
>We shall return to him soon.

>>8689782
>Solsquint.
>...How...so..?

>>8689682
>A battered wooden ship, with "fluff and stuff" painted on the side, is docked nearby, a ramp leading up to the deck

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>>8689782
sweet
sammiches
thanks jingle bird
>Eat that shit
dude you got like
a trainer or something

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>>8689813
>"I help you two read minds. Easy as that."
>>8689856
>"It is no problem."
>"Sadly I do not. I would prefer to avoid being captured if it is all the same to you."

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>>8689887
nah i getcha dude
wasnt planning on catching more pokes anyway
current team is good
arent jingle birds a burgerland thing
watcha doing in trumpetland

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>>8689887
>I am curious as to how you would do that.
>Care to enlighten us?

>Curious Solsquint.
>...Also,..our...trainer...John...would...probably...accept...you,..if...you...are...willing...

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>Get done with analyzing Claus' DNA.
>Go check to see how the two Cs are.
Hello?

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>>8690052
>Suppress urge to ayylmeow
Heeey, Theta.

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>>8690072
How have you been enjoying your time here?
>Attempt to get DNA sample off of Clint.

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>>8690052
hello theta,
how are you doing?

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>>8690185
Your ship's pretty comfy, and the synthesizer is amewsing to play with on top of being super useful.
Soooo, I've been enjoying it quite a bit really.

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>>8690186
>Roll to pull a loose scale off while he isn't paying attention.
I am well. You?
>>8690249
I am glad you're having fun.
Any plans for today?

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>>8690324
>the scale is plucked without him noticing
i'm great, this place is so nice, and it's good to have someone to live with
>hug theta
>does a bite of affection on theta

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>>8689816
>The Drilbur sees a something that catches his eye docked at the harbor
>Slowly he walks toward the odd ship
(Will take a while to reply IRL)

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>>8690324
Uhhh, maybe look for that museum again, maybe hit the catnip, not totally sure, honestly.
..you seem to have a gator attached to you.

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>>8690388
You're welcome to-
>Bite.
...Stay.
>>8690474
The museum sounds like a fine idea to me.
...It is a fashion statement.

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>>8690550
Pawlrighty then, museum it is.
hehe. It looks good on ya.

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>>8690550
thanks theta.
i finally have a home, and it's with you and claus

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>>8690600
Alright. Let's be off.
>Teleport with Claus and Clint back to Castelia.
>>8690604
>Pat the Totodile.
You do.
We are going to a museum, okay?

>>8690408
(No problem)
>The door leading inside the ship is propped open
>There are a few signs nailed to it advertising sales and deals
>Music can be faintly heard playing from within

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>>8690723
okay, what are we doing there theta?

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Hmm hmm hmmm!

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>>8690723
Diiid you uh.. look up where it was while we were up there?

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>>8690745
We are going there to... Appreciate human culture?
>>8690799
...Yes?
>Roll to find it.

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>>8690844
Clawlright. Just checkin.
Anything specific you wanna check out while we're in there?

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>>8690844
alright, this will be fun then

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>>8690894
I didn't have much specific in mind, let's just enjoy ourselves.
>Float on in and start looking around.
>>8690905
Please avoid touching anything. I'd rather not have to pull something off to get us out.

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>>8690744
>The Drilbur waddles his way into the floating shop
>He's utterly mesmerized at the sights and sounds
Wow...

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>>8690943
Gotcha, just a fun trip.
>Follow the ayy in and immediately stare at something expensive looking
>Dumb catte likes his shiny things.

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>>8690943
oay... i won't steal anything theta, you have my word

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>>8691050
>He looks at the probably priceless golden statue Claus is staring at.
Hm...
>He starts combing through the minds of a few of the staff members.
>>8691098
Thank you. We can get you something from the gift shop.

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>>8691243
yay!

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>>8691243
I wonder if that's solid gold or just plated...
See anything cool, Theta?

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>>8691287
Do you see anything you like here?
>>8691415
Solid gold.
...The paintings are nice.
>Comb through brains harder.

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>>8691470
Cooool.
Paintings, huh?
>Pry self away from the big shiny and check out some paintings
Art usually isn't my thing, but they are kinda nifty.

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>>8691470
well, that cup over there with the wierd shape
it reminds me of you
can we take that one?

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>>8690975
>The interior is filled to bursting with all sorts of things
>Old electronics, scrap metal, antiques, clothing, and many other things
>A radio plays a music station, while a zangoose digs through a pile of clothing
>Pokes his head up
Oh. Hey! Welcome to fluff and stuff.
Everything is for sale. Just ask for a price.

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>>8691534
Not mine so much either.
I take it you like the shiny things more?
>>8691725
...Possibly.
Not now, though.
>He floats into the gift shop and looks at the gifts.

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>>8690975
>Follows the Drilbur and finds himself in the shop.
>>8691774
>Waddles through the aisles.
Is it alright to browse a bit?

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>>8691804
Ohhh, y'know, just a liiittle.
Old stuff is pretty neat too. And fossils.

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>>8691804
all right, when we get done here we will get that cup
>follows theta, and tries to hold his hand