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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WELCOME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HG
IS
ROLLINS
EARLY EDITION BECAUSE I HAVEN'T GOT MUCH TIME
SO LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE AND FILL OUT THE FORM
> NAME
> IMAGE
> GENDER IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE UNIDENTIFIED WANKERS
> SPECIFY WHICH SQUAD YOU WANT TO FIGHT FOR (FOR ADDITIONAL CHANCES OF WINNING)
(TOTALLY NOT LYING, IT'S TRUE. IT'S DAMN TRUE).
TALK'S CHEAP
SO IS MERCY
SHOW NEITHER
>>8674790
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8674790
Vino
Ash Crimson
>>8674790
Astaroth
>>8674790
Xayah
>>8674790
Bad News Barrett
White Peak
Stag Beetle
Damon Gant
Felicity
>>8674790
Riesz
Crossfit Jesus
Lenny
>>8674790
Poniko
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>8674790
Registeel
>>8674790
Smolgore
>>8674790
The Acolytes
>>8674790
50 crendollars
Sorona von Hartellia
Senshougahara
>>8674790
Zyra
Emi
>>8674790
The Emperor
Mashiro Mitsumine
>>8674790
Reese Chloris
Reigen Arataka
Enthusiastic Black Man
Misuzu Gundou
Crossfit Jesus as Tiger Mask
DRAGON WRESTLER NITO
>>8674790
Shōta Magatsuchi
>>8674790
Ryoma Hoshi
>>8674790
THE MIGHTY RADITZ
Serval
Level 99 Goblin
Skullomania
A FUCKING TOAD
Nui Harime
Osamu Dazai
>>8674790
Sliver Queen
Galleon
>>8674790
Fujiwara no Fumokou
>>8674790
Raven
Tiger The Dark
Haru
>>8674801
>Do you have a Discord or Steam or anything like that? I want to talk to you about something.
>>8674790
Watashi
Relius Clover and Ignis
Cirno
>>8674790
Nino
>>8674882
You want to talk about boipussi
>>8674805 (reposting)
>>8674754
O-Oh.. b-but maybe you are tricking me! you are j-just trying to make me trust demons!
Doflamingo
Penn Jillette
Sabine
>roster full in 2 minutes
HG is alive.
Marge's Sexy Soles
>>8674778 (Poniko)
If it's not guaranteed to work, then try is the proper word. My memory lapse could be temporary. We really have no way of knowing for sure.
The One Billy Gunn
>>8674882
inb4 they ship in PM
>>8674902
HG IS ROLLINS
>>8674907
Saber
Sean Waltman
>>8674912
My meaning is 'do not settle for trying'.
Hank Hill
>>8674790
Lum!
Hounds of Justice
>>8674790
Landkarte
>>8674894
Me?! Oh I'd never do that..
>she pats his head affectively.
Don't be so paranoid really. Some demons must have made you suffer in the past, but they're not all bad... not that I am one or anything.
>>8674930
That... makes more sense...
>She lets out a small, awkward cough.
Yukine
The Player
>Guts gets his spot taken by the Emperor last game
>doesn't come back
Fuckin kek
>>8674960
It's moments like this that make for why I never leave the home.
>>8674973
He does other things than just HG.
>>8674882
>SleepyHead#4648
>im all ears
>>8674859
>peeks under skirt
Satou the Absolute Late Madman
>>8674973
>that's because I posted the swap, takin fake Guts' spot
>>8674790
You'd better start using Jude's sim to fit in this fuckload of tribs.
>>8674953
i'm not paranoid! I know demons are planning to destroy this world one day, and mages are the only salvation, i'm not ready to fight one yet..
>>8675011
>pinches cheeks
>>8675011
(Why do they talk about the armageddon to children... The poor little things aren't tough enough of that)
Oh hmm you know... Legends aren't always true, you're freaking out for nothing.
>She gives him an amical pat on the back
You're training to become a mage huh? I happen to know a bit of magic myself.
So this is what was causing the AC to spazz out, huh.
Well guess it's fixed now.
OFFICE OF DICKSUCKERY OPEN FOR 5 MINS.
BETTER BE NICE AND GIVE YOUR BUTT-BUDDIES A SWAP OR TWO.
>>8675002
The whole's system of my games is based on the 36/48 roster-size mechanic though. It'd fuck up the ranking if I started doing other scales.
>>8674816
>>8674850
These fanboys are getting out of hand..
Didn't see anyone request for district seeding so I guess we good.
You'll regret not doing it.
>>8675072
Blue Alamo?
>>8675087
Lookin' fine. No problems on my end.
>>8675087
I accept this challenge.
>>8675087
Let's do this!
>>8674997
>>8675087
>>8674810
>>8674969
>>8675087
Give this guy my spot, I'm Reese. Was interested in skating around the ring, but I've got a few scroll notifications telling me to repay a favor.
>>8675039
A-Ah!
>He really dislike it
>>8675072
W-Well, I will like to know a bit more about magic, but... learning it my myself is more satisfactory
>>8675087
Well since Mister "Bad News" is there already, I humbly request this gal to die horribly!~
>>8674889
>>8674866
>>8675087
lets go
>>8675087
>slot 2 of d-generation x again
THIS MUST BE FATE!
>>8675089
Get em Lithisto!
>>8675116
oh, sorry
>pats head then runs off
>>8675087
{ A Goblin appeared! }
>>8675087
That girl has an unusually high power level for this place. I want to see her fight!
>>8674858
>>8674900
>>8675089
Blue what? I'm sorry? Did you snooze?
>>8675087
I let my guard down yesterday but this isn't going to reproduce today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2mZVOd0jWY
>>8674996
>>8675114
Much appreciated. I hope I'll succeed.
>>8674859
>>8675110
Thank you! I'd kiss you, but I am no prince!
>>8675116
Really?
Oh I could teach you many things about magic, lest you change your opinion on demons.
Do you know how to make fire? It's a really basic spell
>she snaps her fingers and produce a tiny blue flame
>>8675087
>[REGISTEEL used Iron Defense!]
>[REGISTEEL'S Defense rose sharply!]
...
>its body is ready.
>>8675087
Ronaldo
>>8675149
It is too late. I saw everything.
>>8675145
>hugs
I think I finally realized
>>8675169
Of course I know how to make fire, is the first spell a mage should know
>he uses his palm to create fire, but it disappears after 3 seconds
>>8675110
I think I saw this on an illusion pic years ago
I want Registeel to pound my tight virgin asshole into submission
>>8675087
Let's have some -real- fun!
>>8674988
>Ahri sighs, her attempt at easing the situation falling short.
>(Also sorry, something came up. Back now.)
>>8675149
ANGERY
>>8675198
Hum?
I don't know what you're talking about anon. But if it's a profound revelation, you should keep it to yourself
>pats your head gently.
>>8675122
Oh hey, thank you.
>>8675227
Of course. Dont worry.
>>8675087
Hm...
2 hours
>>8675215
It's nothing personal, I'm simply poor with it.
>>8675235
If you truly want to thank me, then give me the most spectacle climax to this show!~
>>8675205
>she contains a chuckle.
(How weak...)
Hum... well it's a start. How long have you been studying?
>>8675125
HOLY SHIT
YELLOW DEVIL'S DEVASTATION: PART II ALREADY ?
AAAAAAAHHHHH.
HERE WE GO AGAIN
GG NO REIGEN
Now I remember why I allowed my clones in this game
VINO AND HOSHI REIGNITE THEIR TENSION
Lenny's indeed a bastard, and one of the most dangerous bastard I've ever got the misfortune to fight in the ring.
Betting my dick on Enthusiastic Black Man. With all that positivity there's no way the nigga's losing.
>>8675257
4 hours*
>>8675261
>chuckle
Is that you, Alabama Elhomo?
>>8675261
>chuckle
>>8675265
Such a strong dragon really... You reminds me of someone I knew a long time ago... in another life maybe.
I'm not even vexed.
>>8675274
>>8675281
You guys never seen a lady chuckling or what?
>>8675087
Begin, our gracious host.
>>8675265
An much needed contrast from our last entrance. It gives me confidence in our experiement.
>>8675265
Yay, I'm an edgelord! I dunno what that is, but yay!
>>8675265
Hmph. I don't think I can respect anyone that's as insane as you.
>>8675265
This seems kind of pointless? Isn't there a cliff we can throw this chair off of or something?
>>8675265
>>8675265
Well bollocks to all of you! I'm the king and I can easily make a kingdom out of bloody thin air!
>>8675261
Don't know the exact moment, but I remember learning magic when I learned to walk! I know is weak magic,b-but with time i'm gonna be a great mage!
>>8675265
Well, this is better than I expected. When do all the baddies start trying to claw my eyes out?
>>8675265
What are your hands made of, paper maché?
Do you call an ambulance when you have a papercut?
I bet you even cry for 20 minutes if you stub your toe on a stack of ties
>>8675265
Ahem! Attention, eyes up here! There's two punks I need 'ta call out tonight, 'n I been waitin' real nice 'n long for this one. First off, that midget right there. Guy won't stop goin' on 'bout how he's in the moral high road, 'bout how he knows everythin' there is ta know about everythin', and then gets 'is ass kicked five seconds later. 'N don't even get me started on tha one in tha glasses. Ya ain't gonna train, ya ain't gonna make this a challenge for me, then you can just pack up 'n go home. I want both 'a ya ta meet me in this arena right here 'n try ta even SCRATCH me in a fight, 'n MAYBE I'll think about givin' ya the time 'a day!
YA HEAR ME?!
>>8675265
Yer damn right were the baddest motherfuckers.
>>8675265
Keh!
Luck is but an illusion! Only through pure effort and skill will get what you desire!
>>8675265
>Ahri does a small fist pump, followed with a faint "Yes"
>She high fives the girl.
We'll do great together!
>>8675258
It's fine, Really.
>She waves a hand dismissively.
>>8675213
>[REGISTEEL used Brick Break!]
>[It's super effective!]
>[ANON fainted!]
*angry robot noises*
>>8675265
>[REGISTEEL used Swagger!]
>[CROSSFIT JESUS' Attack rose sharply!]
>[CROSSFIT JESUS is confused!]
...
>>8675265
THEY DON'T WANT NONE
THEY DON'T WANT NONE OF HARU
My tea buddy is the realest motherfucker in the game.
Even Satou knows how bad Lenny's gonna smell once he'll be done with all of us. At least he's already trying to cover up some of the damages.
Haha hey guys remember that bet about the black yeah haha it wasn't anything serious absolutely not haha FUCK
I always knew you and Simmons were closeted flaming fags, Bradshaw.
>>8675317
Would you like for me to be your teacher by any chance?
I fear that won't even be able to launch a fireball in your 30rd at the rate you're going.
You wish *power* do you?
>>8675332
You don't need to tell me this. Simple politeness I just found your aura really familiar somehow. Reminded me of a friend
>>8675357
>>8675357
I'm used to be called Foxy lady, but this is a bit of bullshit if you ask me.
>>8675357
>Ahri, meditating, trys to think of the most important part of a finishing move.
>A sweet attack name. It's really pointless unless the move has one.
>>8675357
shit
>>8675357
...Nah. She ain't gonna be my next target.
>Also what the fuck is this captcha is the NSA spying on me
>>8675338
Even I can read people well enough to tell otherwise.
>>8675357
I refuse.
>>8675357
Your first losers of the day.
Come to think of it, 4 hours was too generous.
It'll probably be like something more around 5 hours and 30 minutes.
>>8675324
You...you're asking for it. You really want me to murder you in cold blood. I'll give you one chance to apologize to me, or else you'll be facing the consequences.
>>8675357
Are you done getting your sick kicks? I would like to compete in a serious competition.
>>8675357
Woah, I didn't expect that paper could burn that fast
>>8675357
Everything I say if fact? Well, with all the spare time I've had over the past few days I did write a little bit of a speech. Hold on...
> The Goblin equips Notepad.
Let's see...
"I'm the strongest."
Alright, that's enough for today.
>>8675357
Oh you wanted to be a face model? WELL I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS!
>>8675357
>The mask certainly doesn't help his already not so graceful landing. Ignis floats down delicately, her permanently blank expression still in place.
>>8675395
:^)
>t. nsa
>>8675399
It's embarrassing dying this early one...
>>8675400
I'll think about takin' ya seriously when ya can get past round two without bitin' it.
>>8675358
I have parents to teach me magic. and no thanks, a demon already say that to me and my answer is still no
>>8675395
>He doesn't know
>>8675357
Christ, that's just morbid. From applause to my own doppelganger in a casket.
>Felicity paused for a moment, resigning to whatever lay ahead. She didn't look particularly happy about it, mind.
...This is going to get worse, isn't it?
>>8675372
>>8675382
But this thingy says so!
>Smolgore holds up a piece of paper.
>Aside from the random science babble and terminology, there's something scribbled on the bottom in red crayon.
>"YOU GUYS ARE REELATED"
>>8675426
I told you I'm not a demon! These horns and wings are fake. My blue skin? Pfft, just a really strong painting
>>8675454
>contemplates suicide
>>8675194
How was it
>>8675399
Someone must be biting these lisp right about now.
YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD, MOKOU.
BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
I remind you all that I'm not the man participating in this game. This is a clone and all embarrassing actions involving "myself" shall be pinned on him and HIM ALONE.
Holy damn this crowd really doesn't like Haru.
>>8675425
If that's all it takes to gain your respect, then I don't really care to gain anything. There's more to a person than lasting two rounds, especially when the only reason I "bit the dust" was because of some silly magic.
>>8675483
Underhanded tactics from a human, even if I had you in praise before this is unbecoming.
>>8675457
I trust you, kind of.. i'm just saying that a demon offer me power before
>>8675483
I'm gonna win again! You'll see!
>Smolgore doesn't know his own strength.
>>8675483
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8675483
Yep. It got worse.
>Felicity promptly smashes the alarm clocks one by one, internally swearing vengeance on whoever tampered with them.
>>8675483
When am I supposed to let go, we've been doing this for hours!
>>8675476
I have seen the face of god.
>>8675483
Brute power isn't true power. Crafty combat with excellent setup is how I prefer to play
>>8675483
The bloody hell are you looking at?
>>8675483
Just when things were rampin' up, too. This cat's got claws, don't she?
>>8675490
Don't use tha word respect so lightly. Only about two people in this world I respect, and ain't none of 'em you. And they ain't never gonna be, either.
>>8675357
In other words, join my- er, OUR covenant! Dont mind the other name that was given. T-that was just a default placement name!
>>8675358
Heeh? Quite odd, I can't recall myself being acquainted with someone you'd know. I fought alongside the mother of demons against an army of dragons. Perhaps that is the same aura you're sensing in my bones?
>>8675483
Ksh, so what if she killed a human? Just means more for bones for me!
>>8675454
I never knew dad was a furry... I know he's.. what he is but still, I guess you never know...
...Weird, why does this looks like it was written by a child.
>>8675483
>
>>8675479
>>8675498
You'd trust a anonymous person on the internet?
Did your parents never tell you to never trust stranger?
Me? I'm no stranger, we already met
Astaroth by the way
>>8675516
You're cute. Mind if I ask what you are?
>>8675483
>The event is pretty self explanatory.
>Ahri bluffs her way out like a champ. One of the many perks of high charisma.
>>8675536
By dad works for Nintendo you fag, anything I say is true
>>8675483
Felicity and Chaos don't trust Ahri's innocence either, and start elaborating a plan to get of the Wine Killer.
This is why you don't share your music tastes in public.
Here we don't tolerate plebeians.
SKULLOMANIA TRIES TO GO AGAINST OUR MOST RECENT RIGGINSMANIA CHAMPION, STAG BEETLE.
But things go horribly, horribly wrong.
>>8675528
I would hope you didn't respect me. Either way, what you're saying doesn't matter to me. You don't really matter to me either. Why I was listening to you is beyond me. All the people I've loved and respected are dead. You'll never be able to fill their spots with any sort of importance.
>>8675541
Are you daring enough to jest at me anon?
>>8675882
You insufferable worthless shits. Grow a refined taste in music.
>>8675536
Name's shota, nice to meet you, I guess. but still, if you are not a demon, then how are you gonna give me power?
>>8675882
> When you talk shit about not lasting long and then this happens
Totally not talking about anyone in particular, nope..
>>8675893
Nah I'm genuinely curious.
I am adventerous, if you catch my drift.
>>8675882
Don't look at me like that.
I'm just tired, I can barely keep my eyes open.
>>8675882
Take it! I have no need for such worthless human currency! In my world, only one thing counts as currency, and that is the souls of the departed!
>>8675882
>>8675483
Perhaps I'll be able to indirectly kill him. It would be most interesting to see such a confident man sacrifice himself.
>>8675882
I feel like it may be time to...eviscerate our pesky neighbors. Hm, Ignis?
>...
Fine, we'll leave them be.
>>8675990
I'm zyra, beautiful, intricate, delicate just like the best of flowers anon
>>8675882
Plan? Who needs a plan when you have a knife?
> Goblin equips Knife.
I've taken more Hero skulls than I can count with nothing more than this. Well, sometimes I use my fists too.
>>8675882
>[REGISTEEL used Hammer Arm!]
!
>The golem beats the shit out of the source of such an horrendous noise.
>[XAYAH fainted!]
>>8675536
Uhhh...I dunno. Just kinda looked like that when I got it, hahah...
>>8675885
You really like goin' on about that whole "lost friends 'n family" bit, don't ya? Lemme give ya a newsflash, nobody cares. Nobody in this place's gonna sit down 'n let ya cry on their shoulder, so quit actin' like they are. Quit pretendin' any of that makes a difference, 'cause it don't. We all got our own problems 'n nobody gives a damn 'bout yours.
>>8676032
Oh you'll definitely learn the taste of salt.
>>8676016
Hi there Zyra. I'd tell you my name but that would kinda defeat the point of not having a face right now.
But still, just what are you? I'm guessing some sort of floral spirit. A mandrake, perhaps?
Is that offensive to ask? I'm not the most polite person in the world...
>>8675882
If I chop off her tail, will she die?
>>8675533
No... I think it's something deeper. Maybe in another life...
Well I'm saying nonsense, I shouldn't have drunk that much yesterday.
>>8675546
Is there a problem? Did I dig my claws too deep in your back?
>>8675973
Oh... Hmm...
We'll find a way eventually
*thinking* (a contract...)
Like... the power of friendship, something like this...
I could just be your teacher for now, really.
>>8676064
It would be extremely painful
>>8675978
Alright boys, get ready for this one, it's gonna be genius.
> Puts on sunglasses
I guess he truly was.. an iron man.
> plays pre-taped cheers
STAG BEETLE WORKING HIS WAY TO VICTORY ONCE AGAIN, INTENTIONALLY OR NOT
We'll see if that prediction was true, Serval.
Lenny has been rather calm this game.. wait until he unleashes his true side.
>>8676056
I'm the product of a lovely flower clinging to life and needing a new host... this body serves me well
>>8675882
>>8675158
Don't worry about it buddy. I'm sure you'll sway all those lovable hearts out there.
>Queued up a game of league between entry and roster coming up. Glad to know your still kicking after coming back.
>>8675882
>Ahri is rather oblivious to their plotting...
>>8676079
>She watches in confusion, looking over to Cirno.
...Just what is going on?
>>8676046
I'm glad we can get that out of the way.
>he turns his back towards Vino
If nobody cares, then you'll be delighted if I leave you be. After all, the feeling is mutual between the two of us. I don't want anything to do with you and vise versa. Have fun being the tough guy of this place.
>>8675994
Well, you don't look like the type of person that uses strength, maybe you use your mind more
>>8676072
I guess a extra teacher would be nice.
Yuno
>>8676079
I have fans?
I-I mean, of course I do, I just thought they were asleep
>>8676039
... Maybe it's one of those geniuses children, who knows... Kids mature so fast nowadays.
>>8676079
So apparently we're related, so what do you want to do
>gets smoking hot water on her face
>>8676090
Parasite, gotcha.
A good looking one though, I gotta admit.
>>8676074
She's a cute fox.
>>8676079
>Felicity has intense Keith flashbacks
>>8676100
>>8676113
I don't know, but it sure is funny.
We should throw in some weapons in there to spice it up
>>8676104
I should lift them with my mind?
I'm not really a magician.
What do I do? Do I just imagine it floating until it actually does?
>>8676079
>[SLIVER QUEEN used Steamroller!]
>[A critical hit!]
>[REGISTEEL fainted!]
...zt...
>>8675973
Take this extremely cute gabu.
>>8676072
I was just thinking that the Demon Lord might not want the two of us messing around like this. We should really be out killing Heroes.
>>8676079
> Goblin equips Hotdog Armor.
...Meh. This isn't much of an upgrade to what I already had.
>>8676131
Parasite isn't a very nice name anon
>thorns erupt from the ground and begin to slither towards you
Why don't we just say I'm floral and fantastic
>>8676102
Not even man enough ta fight me over it. Nothin' gets on my nerves like tha kinda guys who talk big 'n don't have nothin' ta back it up. Walk away, tough guy. Ya wanna challenge the throne again someday ya better bring an army.
>>8676079
FOXGIRLS FIGHT !
Kid, this is not the place or time to do this kind of things..
The Emperor succumb to His People.
Haru is determined to prove the crowd wrong, even going as far as pulling off the forbidden tricks if necessary.
> phone rings
> responds
"What's up boss ?"
"Sethy boy, remember that amusement park ?"
"Yeah, why ?"
"It's grand reopening is today."
"WHAT ?"
"AND BY TODAY I MEAN, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, NEXT SLIDE"
>>8676146
I mean, you should not waste your time on something that you are really bad at it
>>8676152
>I dont use webms
>>8676147
Your resilience is admirable, if expected.
>>8676174
I want it!
>>8676170
How many people do I need in my team?
>>8676182
Oh.
Its the thought that counts isn't it?
>>8676146
>Ahri draws out a club.
>It's just a board with a nail in it.
Sounds like fun!
>She idly tosses it into the fighting crowd.
>>8676174
>Ahri burns her ult, using it mostly to escape.
>She's pretty beat up, but also has no access to a recall.
>It's not looking good for her.
>>8676174
Hey kid, if you don't get offa us. I'mmona tear yer damn head off.
>>8676156
Because I'm not one to bend the truth.
So what, you're not gonna own up to it? Are you lying to me, then? Or to yourself?
>>8676191
>yup
>thanks anyways
>>8676174
Keep your hands off the machinery, little arsewipe. You don't want me stepping on me, do you?
>>8676104
Alright Shota~! You made a smart move.
Don't worry about payment or anything, I'll give you lessons for free! ᵃᵗ ᶫᵉᵃˢᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᶰᵒʷ...
Believe me shota! One day your power will shake the sky itself!
>>8676155
Oh? I didn't know. It's been a while since I've left the demon military really. I don't think he'll care really.
And what's the point of being demons if we can't have a little fun, am I right?
>winks
>>8676174
Anything but your ugly helmet really
>>8676190
3 minimum.
>>8676174
I don't understand this custom why wouldn't I just string them up with my vines
>>8676204
A delicate flower like me can't perish. I needed only take on a better form. And this corpse wasn't getting much use...
>>8676212
Left the demon military? I see.
> Goblin equips Knife!
I don't think I've had a shot at fighting any demons before, but if you're anything like the Heroes I've seen then this will be a snap.
>>8676174
I don't have any, but I would love to hear your failures.
>>8676182
You're also really bad at existing, why are you wasting your time on it.
Just because I'm tired doesn't mean I'm bad at it
>>8676197
That's it?
I was expecting a bit more than that.
Watch this
>tosses a few handgranades into the crowd
You might want to cover your ears.
>>8676167
I'm no man. What you're looking at is a monster. A killing machine that'll soon pay for his actions. In a sense, I'm above starting pity fights with a common thug. If I don't care about you, then why would I put any energy into whooping your butt?
>>8676174
Patience Lenny, patience.
>>8676224
Aaand was she a corpse before you encountered her?
>>8676212
Really? my magic is going to be THAT powerful? thanks, astaroth!
>>8676238
.. Rude
>>8676266
Anon how would I a flower murder a woman of this stature and endowment?
>I love you anon for interacting with her, starting a new character can be so rough
>>8676174
WELCOME TO RIGGINSLAND !
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>>8676283
Don't be suprised, you pretty much asked for it.
>>8676079
..I have a distinct feeling someone is out to get me...
>>8676072
Kehe! If you're thinking like that, then perhaps the human created beverage is still afflicting you!
Most demons I know tend to be violent killers. You seem different though...its odd to hear a demon say they engage in activities such as drinking rather than eating the skin and bones of their victims...not that I mind. Even someone such as I participates in drinking large amounts, but without the debilitating after effects. One of the few benefits of being dead!
>>8676174
..To be fair, I'd crush most if they attempted to lift someone with a size such as mine. K-keh, they just need to put more effort in!
>no one wanted to join Tejina's squad
Top kek even when it comes to recruiting others she sucks
>>8676304
Wooo! Look at him go! Enjoying that theme park to it's fullest.
>>8676304
I want off Mr Rollins'. Wild Ride! Get me off!
>>8676287
Well, you managed to control her body as well, didn't you?
Also, counterquestion. Why would a flower care about endowment? I mean, I've heard about soymilk, but this is ridiculous.
>You are very, very welcome. Too bad I kinda talked myself into a corner so I'll have to start anew with one of my avas.
>>8676287
>Anon how would I a flower murder a woman of this stature and endowment?
>>8676287
Not him but at least someone is doing that. No one ever interacts with me really.
>>8676304
One of the worst enemies of mages! a go-
>gets hit in the head
>>8676313
I was trying to say that you are smart..
>>8676304
That was too spooky...I wanna go home...
>>8676238
>Ahri shrugs.
You wanted something more? Like wha--
>She blinks, eyes going wide.
WAIT! Are those--?!
>Ahri quickly throws her hands over her ears.
>>8676304
>Ahri is caught up in the carnage of a friendly bumper car game gone wrong.
>She hadn't even gotten into a car yet, standing off to the side.
>Cirno's car is sent flying out of the area, crushing the fox girl with little effort.
>>8676235
>she looks down on the punyknife in the goblin's hand
Am I thinking about what you're thinking?
Are you sure you really want to do that?
>she deploys her wings and her body starts to radiate with dark energy.
I'm no traitor, but I don't think I'll have trouble for teacher a foolish little goblin where's her place.
>>8676283
It's *my* pleasure really
>she gently pats his head.
Just tell me when you want to begin the lessons and I'll come.
>>8676315
I'd join her group.
>>8676304
Now this is a more appropriate amount of dead failures !
>>8676324
FOOL
YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE THE RIGGED RIDE
YOU ARE TRAPPED HERE FOREVER
>>8676315
She has to be more aggressive if she wants to start a faction. Take note:
Whoever joins my jailbird faction won't get murdered at night.
>>8676315
>tfw would join but I can't
>>8676304
>There has never been a more fitting time to use this image
Kehehe! Perhaps next time you'll think about bumping into the lord of death!
>>8676304
>sniff
Poor Fumokou...
>F
>>8676354
>>8676304
>she yawns
This was sooo boring.
This place could really use for some actual ghosts. Not these whimps...
>>8676304
welp back to the grave
>>8676373
You're only saying that to make me look like a fool.
>>8676315
>I am considering joining it
>>8676351
If we can start the lessons now that would be great
>>8676352
17 JABRONIES ARE SADLY STILL ALIVE
>>8676079
A fellow purveyor of masks, I see. Impressive.
>>8676174
...
This must've required quite a bit of effort for something so juvenile.
>Even Ignis is wrapped.
>>8676304
>Ignis operates the machine, striking with frightening efficiency. She returns to Relius, blood splatters covering her porcelain white face.
An excellent display. Detonator.
>Ignis warps away.
>>8676352
>dead
Never been so happy, now I can sleep.
Ty for hosting seth
>>8676400
>tfw only one wincard
>this is canon
>a lenny game to boot
Jealous Lenny?
>>8676325
Do humans not perceive certain flowers as more beautiful than others? Why shouldn't I have been able to deem this body as beautiful enough for my existence
>>8676338
>just need the right events and maybe we will
>>8676352
It appears I'm withering away
>>8676340
Is that so?
Well... Tell me something I don't know, people praise me for my intellect all the time!
>>8676348
Maybe I shouldn't have tossed those grenades earlier...
Oh well, it's not my responsibility
>>8676400
>thanks for hosting Seth, but I don't think I can stay awake much longer
>>8676400
Is this an invitation?
>>8676400
Woah, a tad weird there but I don't judge. You can play with all the bugs you want.
>>8676304
>>8676304
> Goblin uses Great Goblin Smash!
...Really? I was expecting a challenge here.
>>8676351
Come at me then. You should keep me busy for long enough, then I can get back to this game.
>>8676400
Hm. Bad move, little girl.
>>8676400
#STAGBROS RALLY UP
>>8676244
Talkin's below me. No reason ta talk about somethin' like this if neither 'a us're gonna prove anythin' from it. 'Sides, I don't really need ta prove nothin' anyhow. You can believe what ya want ta believe, 'n I'll be over here doin' what I set out ta do in tha first place while you cry 'bout whatever it is ya wanna cry about. That's fine with me.
>>8676424
Hey I didn't realise your first win was in my games.
>>8676445
I wouldn't have it any other way. Have fun with your god complex. May nobody ever strike you off that pedestal you're living on.
>>8676428
Fair point. But still, you managed to take her body, so did you kill her?
Or rather, did you kill her with the intent to take her?
>>8676400
One death happened.
Pray that it wasn't you.
Spoiler alert: It was.
>>8676413
>>8676431
Sweet nightmares mates.
>>8676443
#TWOINAROW
>>8676304
Good thing we didn't get on that shit, right Ron?
>>8676400
Hey here's somethin' right up our alley.
>>8676497
Well, that finishes my patrol to this end of the dungeon. I'll see you again once I've made it back from the Starter Town.
>>8676497
ew what happened to the slide
>>8676497
The show is half over.
It's skipping like a record.
>>8676497
So that's how that player swings, guess it's another night with Mama Arslan eating cold pasta.
>>8676497
K-keh! This is some kind of curse! It feels like I've crossed her two times in this slide!
>guys
>there have been like 2-3 earthquakes in a row where I live
>help
>>8676520
>>8676550
I can't help it that those Heroes can't keep me busy for longer than two seconds. The trip to your lair is so short when there's nothing to fight.
>>8676562
It's Super-effective!
>>8676562
Thats normal in the pokemon world, mate
But really, go somewhere safe
FUCKING GERMAN TOOLS
> SOME ANGRY RIGGING MAN
>>8676562
Which is where?
>>8676338
Gimme an idea of who you are and I'll think of something.
>>8676562
Just take cover anywhere that's safe. Also it's only a single earthquake if the aftershock is within 16 hours.
>>8676562
but you arent chilean...rigth?