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Who's your favorite electric type?
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Previous thread: >>8654961
>>8664786
Anything from the magnet menagerie
>>8664756
Hm...
I've got it.
>Teleport to the keep in Orre.
>>8664768
>>8664687
>>8664742
Alola. Do you like bugs?
>>8664786
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>8664811
>Bonk.
Oooh... Nice!! That's awesome!
>>8664841
>PLUSH SCREECH
>>8664860
>drops a cage on
Mulitple voices: MWAHAHAHAHA
>>8664867
>Intense Solsquint.
>Stone Edge the cage.
WAKE UP TIME FOR US TO REALIZE
>>8664841
>teleport
what was that
where am i?
>>8664860
hello...
>>8664877
>Bounce off the cage, ko'd.
>>8664811
>hug a wak
GOO
MACHINE
>>8664860
Yep. Plus I gotta check out what that gu-
>>8664841
..Hi there.
I live in the desert for a reason.
>>8664893
>Wak: hugged
anon please.
>>8664877
>JESSIE
Prepare for trouble!
>JAMES
And make it double!
>JESSIE
To protect the world from devastation!
>JAMES
To unite all people within our nation!
>JESSIE
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
>JAMES
To extend our reach to the stars above!
>JESSIE
Jessie!
>JAMES
James!
>JESSIE
Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!
>JAMES
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
>MEOWTH
Meowth!
That's right!
>>8664914
Just a momentary arrangement, Bones. I can give you recompense.
>>8664920
Get out.
>>8664885
Hello??
>>8664914
Bones why are there so many people
>>8664937
so is this where i'll stay?
>>8664914
hello, you too can i stay here for a while?
i don't have anywhere else to go, but if you don't want me, i won't bother you
>>8664937
Nah, I was just.. I dunno.
It's fine, we've got a few rooms open still.
>>8664957
i don't know, hun.
>>8664961
Yeah, you can stay for a bit.
But uh.. it IS a desert, so.. yeah.
(since everyone is ignoreing)
>the robot that they used to both launch a voltorb and get into the castle explodes violently
in unison: looks like team rockets blast-
>body parts everywhere, mostly on the wall
>also a rain of blood and internal organ bits, its like a chunky tomato smoothie
>>8664957
i apologize if i'm bothering you two
>>8664971
yeah, i desert isn't good, for me, but i'll see if the human has another place for me to stay
>>8664961
Just for a bit.
>>8664971
Thank you.
>>8665015
Hm. Do you think you can stand just a few hours? Until it's morning in more of the world.
...I know a few people that would be willing to house you that are presently asleep.
(screw this place next time tell someone when you don't want them around or doing what they are doing instead of ignoring them like assholes, this place is the most passive aggressive area on all of 4chan)
>>8665033
Sounds fair
I should go and rest too
The fear of him waking up leaved me exhausted
>>8664971
>>8665015
>>8665033
>>8665073
>Plusho: Go the fuc to bed with wak goo based husband
>Drag mantis to free bedroom
>>8665033
Yeah, sure thing.
>>8665073
We uh, have plumbing if water is an issue.
I'm not entirely sure how grass types.. work.
Desert and all, you know.
>>8665105
>Wakko: dragged to bed for plush snugs
>Woohoo
>>8665105
>is on the free room
>there is a bedroom
>she get's surprised >because there is a bed for her
> she always slept on the floor
>she lays on the bed and almost instantly falls asleep
>>8664786
Does anyone anywhere like Togedemaru?
>>8666897
is_a_pikaclone = true
If false then "yes"
if true then "no"
>>8664786
bluh
not the brain snoop electric
yes zekrom im shittalking you waaah
>>8664786
I can't not, like, say "me."
>>8666897
I don't mind 'em, bro.
>>8665051
( Dead hours + only people on were dead-tired and rushing to resolve shit + history of "Le Random Stock Photo Gun" and other interruptions for derailments sake in thread )
( Try again while burgerland is awake and more people are on )
>>8667810
he is long gone jim
Its obvious by the tone in the his post that he isn't coming back
>>8664786
Zekrom is pretty cool
>wake up and start making breakfast like usual
>>8667822
Or just a baiter
>>8665158
>she wakes up crying a bit
>she had a nightmare
...
>she goes to the bathroom to wash her face so no one notices it
>>8668044
>Shelldon is sleeping in the tub, which is full of water
>>8668053
>she stares at the lobster
>she tries to get some water without waking him up
>>8668088
>88
>Lobster remains soundly asleep, dreaming about lobster things
>Going to take a lot to wake him up right now
>>8668107
>add butter to tub
>>8668122
>[ANGRY BIRB SOUNDS]
>>8668107
>lurantis see's that the lobster is sleeping sounds
>she smiles and goes out of the bathroom
>>8668122
>leaf blade
>>8668122
>That's enough to wake him up
>Jumps out of the tub, screaming, and covered in butter
>Crabhammers the assumed hon hon
>Odds, and he smashes the sink by accident
>>8668156
>butterfrenchy is kill
>you gained loot and experience
>2 XP
>loot: a fancy chef hat and fake french mustache
>>8668156
Nice shot.
>>8668145
>roost on
>>8668135
>sprinkle KFC spices on
Honhonhon
>>8668201
>my butter thing was funny because it was like 2 posts and was over
>don't drag it on and ruin it and thus the entire joke
>>8668156
>she gets surprised
>and falls to the floor
woah...
>she is a bit frightened
>>8668197
>roosted
why did you do that?
>>8668187
>Avoid hat and moustache like they are soaked with the plague
>Slip out of the bathroom
>>8668197
>Covered in butter
Why do people keep doing this?
And where are they coming from?
>>8668216
>It was just a one post shitpost, I wasn't even going to reply to whatever they said in response
>>8668222
>>8668239
Oh. Sorry for scaring you.
...
Uh... Don't think I've seen you around here. What's your name?
>>8668201
>Brave Bird
>>8668222
Because. I's can.
>>8668239
Because they's dirty jays.
>>8668249
nah, it's nothing like, it's okay i was just surprised
i'm clover
i got here suddendly when a human saved me from my trainer
and what's your name?
>>8668252
>she wimpers quietly
>>8668315
I'm Shelldon.
>Extends a claw for a handshake
Nice to meet you
>>8668252
Uh...Okay.
I hope no more appear.
>>8668333
>he has a strong handshake
>too strong
>hurting her hand
ow...
it's hurting me
>she's tearing up a bit
>>8668370
Oh. Sorry!
>Panic a little
>Attempt to release vice grip
>Odds, he fails
>Dubodds, it gets stronger
>>8668391
>the grip doesn't stop
>she's starts crying
it hurts...
>>8668423
I'm sorry!
>Nervous panic mode engaged
>Attempt to break vice grip by punching his own arm and claw
>finish up breakfast and head out to train for the day
>>8668446
>her arm is free, it's a bit bruised
sorry it wasn't your fault,it mine
o bothered you , i'll go out and let you alone
but i'm fine really
>she still acting how she did whenever her trainer hurt her
>she forces a smile, with tear stains on her face
>roll if he buys her lie
>>8668504
>Success
>Shelldon thinks she isn't hurt that badly
I'm so sorry.
My claw does that at times.
>Sighs
At least you didn't get hurt too badly.
I'm sorry.
>>8668533
yeah, it's isn't hurt too much
>clover's arm is really bruised, it's really noticable
>she hider her arm behind her back
>roll for him not to notice
>it's not the first tiime she got hurt like thatt, but she doesn't want shelldon to feel guilty
it's okay, it wasn't your fault
so are you feeling well, need something?
i can go pick it up if you want
>>8668605
>Concern at the bruising, which is briefly visible
...
Do you need a potion?
I can get you one.
>>8668660
that could help a bit, but is it okay to waste a potion on me?
my old trainer always said that they were i waste of money to use on a waste of space like me
8?
>>8668865
...
Your old trainer sounds like a massive jerk.
And you certainly aren't worthless.
C'mon. Let's find a potion.
>>8668910
thank you shelldon
i feel that he was right, i'm clumsy, mess up the cleaning, i'm bad at cooking
and so on
all he made me do it was work cleaning his house, even when i was all but a formantis
>>8668876
Unless your bork. Then no
>>8669105
Your trainer was a jerk.
I'm also clumsy, and bad at cooking and cleaning. Does that make me worthless?
It doesn't. And the same applies to you.
Those are small activities. They don't define you.
>>8669172
thanks again, for bringing me back up again
i shouldn't think like that again
i should be more sure of myself
>>8669230
Don't worry about it
We all need help from time to time.
Anyways, let's find a potion.
PSA: Noodles is playing oak, believe nothing he says.
>>8669287
He's also playing Team Rocket. As in Jessie, James and Meowth. Feel free to ignore them.
>>8669335
No one cares at this point.
PSA: remember to avoid feeding shitposters and shitstirrers
in not me i not illegal leak on your car
>>8669369
(Kind of difficult when the real shitter is still in the discord)
>>8669279
yeah, let's go pick that potion
>her bruised arm hurts a lot
>she wimpers a bit
>she tries to shrug it off, trying to to worry shelldon
>>8669385
>suspicious squinting
>(this fuckers plot aint dead)
>(its just that rl shit's been going on)
>(wanna run fatcop arc this week)
>>8669399
>Loud whimpering and wincing
...
>Hastily searches for a potion, worried
>>8669411
A little chilly, bro, but it's cozy.
I'm kinda torn between, like, tryin' to hop a boat to Alola and show some of the crew my old stomping grounds, and, like, swinging over 'chur way for a visit. Either way, like, it's a trip.
>>8669443
no, don't worry about me, i'm not that hurt really
>it hurts a lot, but she's lying for him not to worry about her
>roll for him to belive her
>>8669470
...
I was worried I broke your arm or something. Guess it's just bruised, luckily.
>One more roll to find a potion
(Gladi, if you are around. Here is a gift)
>>8669533
Wasn't there a Center around here's somewhere? They'd have to have somethin'. Can't be that hard ta fly to from here's.
(Discord is going to have a pokemon successfully become mayor of Unova just so you know.)
>NECROZMA: FLIP OFF JUPITER
>NECROZMA: RETURN TO BASEMENT OF RADIO TOWER FOR UPGRADES
>>8669533
yeah, my arm isn't broken, it's just hurt that's all
oh there is any as it seems
>>8669586
can you take me there?
if you don't feel like itm i can go there myself, you don't need to worry
>>8669631
>the hundreds of Minior's on Jupiter form a hand and flip off Necrozma
>>8669631
Hello??
Yes??
Bork Bork??
What are doing??
>>8669632
You's sure you're feelin' up to it? It's ain't too far,b ut it's still a bit of a trip.
>>8669586
It was in phenac city, I think.
You could maybe fly there?
It'd take me an hour or two to walk there. Not sure how long for you.
>>8669632
Sorry there aren't any potions.
Maybe the center could help you.
>>8669670
...
>LIFT DOGGO UP
>>8669670
What is-
>>8669719
DOG NAPPER!!!!!!!!
WHERE IS POLICE???
>>8669695
(DRINK)
>>8669696
I dunno, might be able to get dere' in a hour or so, long as the winds ain't too bad.
>>8669696
yeah, we should go there
>>8669695
i don't know if i can walk by myself there
but i don't want to burden you with myself
>>8669719
AM TOLL DOGGO???
AIR DOGGO???
... CAN REACH FACE NOW!!
HI FRIEND!!!
HELLO!!
>Lick face
>>8669727
Why Azoth is small doggo now??
Friend okay???
>>8669753
>Idly rub floof, in a friendly manner
So, about the same...
Uh...
Maybe we could all go together?
Phenac city has some restaurants and stuff, along with the center...
>>8669754
What do you think? Could have some fun...
>>8669754
Ay, it ain't no problem. I'sll do what I's can.
>>8669805
>lean against lobster. Platonically
Whatever you'd wanna do is good with me.
>>8669727
>LIFT SECOND DOG
>>8669760
HELLO
>>8669760
I do not know!!!
How you get up there???
>>8669825
>CONFUSED DOG NOISES
AAAAAAA
I DO NOT LIKE HEIGHTS
JOHN PLEASE HELP
>>8669834
Lift!!
Am get lift!!
Friend??
Friend okay??
>Lick
>>8669825
HELLO!!
YES!!
LIKE PETS??
>Attempt to pet the space rock
>>8669805
okay, sounds good
>>8669820
thanks, what's your name?
>she giggles
you two look like a nice couple
>>8669834
>LIFT DOGGO HIGHER
FLY
>>8669868
>SUCCESSFUL PET
HELLO
THANK YOU
>>8669868
>Doggo: pass out from excitement because his roleplayer's phone is at 1%
>>8669820
>Hug bird from behind
Well, alright. Phenac trip it is.
>>8669889
Uh, we are just friends. Platonic friends.
>>8669868
I DO NOT LIKE LIFT!!!!
HELP!!!!
>>8669900
TOOHIGHTOOHIGHTOOHIGH
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Azoth: Faint out from fear.
>>8669902
>>8669925
OOPS...
UH...
>PUT DOGGOS DOWN
>HEAD TO BASEMENT BEFORE SOMETHING ELSE BREAKS
>>8669919
oh, sorry
you two look like inseparable friends
>>8669445
Hard choices if you ask me, Alola is always nice. Though I do want to see you and the crew again, and also the new guys.
...hell, we all miss you.
-Seb, still phoneposting
>>8669938
>Seb: record doggo and bot, file it under cute
>>8669953
>Hug birb a little tighter, who may have fallen asleep
Y-yeah. I guess.
Anyways, we should get going to phenac.
>>8670077
>Very tight hug
>Let's hope those hollow bones hold up
>>8670077
yeah, let's go, but first
>she bandages her arm to at least cover it
now, let's go there, it musn't be that far
>>8670118
>Carry bird
It's about an hour walk or so, I think.
>Grabs a bag, puts some water bottles and snacks in it
>Starts walking to phenac
...
So...um...been anywhere interesting?
>>8670158
i wasn't allowed to leave the house, so i didn't see much outside
i was given as a present when i was an egg to my old trainer, he wasn't too fond of that,
my whole life was inside that house
i guess this place is the most intersting i've ever seen
>>8670221
That's a shame...
Well, I'm guessing you are free, so you can see cool stuff now.
>>8670302
Dab
>>8670302
Yeah,that sounds perfect
And i can finally live my life
Not scared if someone will get home aggressive and hurt me anymore
>>8669387
(Who is it?)
>>8670385
Yeah.
You should be safe from people like that.
>40 minutes to phenac
So, what do you enjoy doing?
Any big dreams?
>>8670443
(Hell if I know. But it sure as hell can't be me.)
>>8669938
>Doggo & roleplayer: wake tf up
>Btw guys don't fall asleep with your face on a heater
>That was a terrible decisions
Friend??
Where go??
Friend leave??
>Sniff for the friend
>>8669925
Hello??
Friend??
Friend nap why??
>Nudge Azoth with your nose
>And lick his face
>>8670443
(No clue. We've never been able to figure that out. )
>>8670489
well, i never had the chance to think about that
i guess, my dream would be, living with someone i'm happy with
i don't have any big dreams
>>8670510
>>8670529
>>8670599
(It's not sniffs. That i know for a fact. Also heck you)
>>8664786
test
>>8670571
Hmm...Maybe you'll come up with one in time? I don't have a big dream either. Just wandering through life right now.
>35 minutes from phenac
>>8670626
What is dead may never die, Skitteroni
>>8670675
hey meme do you want a ban?
>>8670675
(Uh. Mate. That's not me you replied to. I don't say "heck" ooc. In fact, there's practically nothing this person has in common with my writing style.)
(Gotta head back to class, enjoy your only you from me. )
>>8670656
yeah...
i'll see what life has in store for me
maybe i'll meet someone, maybe not
or that i'll have a dream like that
we will never know until it happens
>>8670723
Did you mean to say banana?
Because I would like a banana.
>>8670726
Sowwy ;(
>>8670723
(It's not meme either.)
>>8670675
(What skitts said.)
>>8670656
>Captcha
So, I inherited a daycare from my family. They want me to take over it.
It's also my only source of income, so I can't exactly get rid of it, either.
Any tips to make the Pokemon more comfortable and happy?
>>8670753
Yeah. You never know when you'll find the um, one.
...
>Sad sigh
Favorite berry?
>30 minutes to phenac
>>8670837
at least you have that friend there, you two are the best of friends, supporting each other
well, i really like oran berries, i remember i had a tree of them hidden in the house, since he didn't want me to get out of the house
so i only at those
what about you, what's your favorite
>>8670896
Wacan berries are pretty good.
Sort of hard to find, though.
>25 minutes from phenac
We should buy you some other berries when we get to phenac. So you can try them.
>>8670798
*blocks your path*
>>8671010
>she giggles
thanks shelldon, that means a lot to me
well, we could also get some to plant in the keep
then we won't have need to buy then after some time after it grows
>>8671111
*moves outta the way for those nice quads*
>>8670798
>Solsquint.
>...I...would...recommend...consulting...your...regional...professor,..they...would...likely...be...able...to...give...you...the...most...helpful...advice...
>>8670798
Look into what their natural habitat is and look into getting that installed.
Running water for most water types. Bushes, shrubs and trees for bug types, etc.
>>8671146
*blocks your path*
where u think ur goin witeboi?
>>8670798
I don't know much about day cares, but maybe you could buy some toys for them to play around, and a more happy environment
And for breeding i have no idea
>>8671146
I'll see if I can call anybody.
Thanks.
>>8671151
Alright. So get rid of all these plain pens, and replace them with open, natural ones? There is also a pool here, but it's on the small side. Guess I can work with that.
Also, there is an infuser here, hooked up to the water supply, that injects something called Breedfast into it.
I shut it off for now, but should I get rid of it entirely? Seems bad.
>>8671182
Toys? Like what?
>>8671111
Yeah. Start a little garden?
That sounds like it could be fun and useful.
>15 minutes to phenac
-Shelldon, out of images for now
*blokcs ur path*
*unsheathes baggel*
heh... were u think ur goin kiddo?
>>8671235
I'd suggest fences at the edges of the property so the pokemon don't wonder out and get hurt.
The pool would be fine, look into expanding that if you plan to have more water pokemon.
And... Please you should remove that. Breedfast is an aphrodisiac used to force pokemon to breed.
Obviously.
>>8671146
Didn't you and your friend want to speak with me?
>>8671235
Thosr squeaky toys, a little play ground for them, stuff like that
>>8671256
yeah, a little garden, so we won't neet to buy as many as before
Whats a good dragon to start with?
*blocks your path*
>>8671373
Dratini is a good one for starters in general, Gible if you can handle them chewing on things.
>>8671300
>Proxima floats over, calmly gazing at the Joshua.
>Yes, you interest us, human. We would like to get to know more about you.
>Gentle squint.
>...Indeed,..you...are...most...curious...
>...Moreso...than...any...other...human...we...have...encountered...
>>8671418
I am?
>He laughs.
What is it you wish to know?
>>8671457
Yes! That sounds like it'd work great.
A few weeks to two months at the most as far as I know. If you're worried about it I'm sure Catalyst could help you with cleaning it out.
Me: *glomps u with the ultrasound!!!!* XD
Me: *finds a malignant tumor* OwO ooooh what’s this…? :3
Me: *pouts* sorry u have 5 months to live T^T
Me: …
Me: …
Me: wanna yiff?
>>8671373
altaria dude
unless you mean like
dragon looking pokemon
maybe goomy for that one
>>8671457
Yeah,sound good
i would bet They would feel comfortable there
>>8671564
(He belongs to jacket tho)
>>8671560
*blacked.com blocks your bath*
>>8671359
That's a good idea.
>5 minutes to Phenac
Almost there.
-Shelldon
>>8671605
If you wash it out with bleach and give it a good cleandown with water and run a Muk or two through that should get all the Breedfast out.
Shit's a bitch and a half to get out as far as I understand.
>>8671584
(Dave is a very poly dude. Unless someone specifically tells him they want something exclusive he'll continue hitting on anyone that catches his eye)
>>8671564
ok
>>8671523
hey bb have this
>uploaded hersheykiss.jpg
>>8671523
>Anything, really. For some reason we cannot see into your mind, perhaps we are still fatigued from the teleportation...
>What region do you come from?
>>8671631
Alright, wbute will go to the pokemon center and fix up my arm
I'm a bit thirsty can you give me some water, please
>>8671691
Sure thing.
>Pass her a water bottle
>2 minutes to phenac
>Center is in sight
There is is.
-Shelldon
>>8671777
>777
>Well hey at least you're right infront of the center.
>Payday: applied to the lobster like a nice coat of garlic butter
>>8671605
What Desmond said. I'm sure Colress or N could get you something that would help as well.
>>8671660
...Thank you. Apologies for leaving I had a pokemon to help.
I'll be back in a bit.
>>8671678
Strange. I wonder why?
I come from Saffron City. Had a brief job at Silph before I decided being a desk jockey wasn't the life for me. Hence, I decided to become a trainer instead.
Anything else you want to know?
>>8671828
Almost t-
>Bonk
>Evens, he stays up
>Odds, knocked out
>>8671862
That'll probably work. Run water through afterwards and either use a Muk or ask a local trainer about borrowing their Muk.
If you're in Unova I'm sure Hilbert could help.
>>8671777
I can see it, and tanks for the water
>she picks the bottle
she drinks the water from the bottle
>sho bows her head
Thank you very much Shelldon
>>8671828
>she runs over to him
A-are you okay?
>clover now is more worried about shelldon than her arm right now
>>8671886
>she does a relieved sigh
I'm glad you are okay
>>8671931
Thanks...
>Rubs cracked spot
Ugh...Good thing we are next to the center.
>Goes inside
>>8671837
no probs man
just kinda wandering around right now
faba ridge town is weird
where the fuck is the food at
>>8671837
>It is very strange indeed, it has never happened to us before.
>Although we have never been teleported to the moon and back before.
>It seems most trainers have similar stories to yours, starting in an occupation that simply wasn't for them before starting a life of adventure.
>What Pokemon do you currently care for, if you don't mind me asking?
>>8671963
fug the flowerbug
>>8671901
Okay. I'll see what I can do.
Hilbert?
>>8672009
... yes? Do you need me for something?
>>8671963
>goes in too
at least we arrived well, let's get ourselves healed
>>8672023
Oh. I was asking the other dude who you were. Trying to clean Breedfast out of the water system at a daycare.
>>8672044
>Dubs
>Center has a translator, and both of them are healed up.
Alright...What do you want to do now?
-Shelldon
The Chazz learned two things today.
>>8671988
I'm sorry, Dave. Looks like you're going to starve while I am out.
I'll prepare you a spot after death.
>>8671994
Who knows? Probably just a gift.
I think this world is much more apt to creating wanderlust in people. So many people to meet and pokemon to see. My pokemon are an Ampharos, Gigalith, Togekiss, Rotom, Sigilyph and Altaria. A bit unbalanced maybe but I've considered switching a few out.
>>8672132
Do tell.
>>8672132
>chew on coat
>>8672132
>Solsquint.
>...Was...one...of...those...things...humility..?
>>8672143
>Indeed, that is true.
>Perhaps Dave could give you some advice for optimizing your team, he is a champion after all.
>>8672132
gibles think fingers are toys?
>>8672143
cough cough
im dying
darn guardian angel
legit tho why the fuck does fabaridge get a hot spring
trumpet nation doesnt deserve hot springs
>>8672110
>her arm isn't bruised anymore, and any fracture she hid from him was completely heal
my arm doesn't hurt anymore, thanks shelldon
we could go buy those berries you mentioned earlier
i think i have some money with me
>the last three
number 10x
>>8672143
>>8672221
>>8672206
Well yes... but not that!
The first thing: Don't give a Red Tauros (Red Bull haha i know i'm funny) to a Gible.
The second thing: The Chazz needs 8 badges from a region to be the champion.
>>8672143
You! Off The Chazz's coat! It's my last one thanks to Gibs.
>>8672206
>>8672099
Oh, I'm a Catalyst worker specializing in the cleaning of pollution or other environmental contaminants.
I could help you with that, I'm just not certain my Pokémon would appreciate eating Breedfast.
>>8672222
>quads
>i'll count the other two too
22,220
well, i didn't knew i had this much money
this will be enought for us to buy all the berries we need
>>8672265
I'm going to try to flush as much of it out of the pipes as I can.
I would appreciate the help, though.
>>8672206
If he doesn't die that is.
What do you two do?
...Would you two want to tag along with Dave and I?
>>8672221
But hot springs are fun. Have you ever even been to one?
>>8672243
I suggest going for one that Dave hasn't already claimed.
>>8672243
haha dude
i could have told you that
let blaziken have one once
never again
he was too fast
took a week to find him again
fucker became a god damn road runner and i a bitch ass coyote
beep beep bitch
>>8672358
dude ive already died once
fuckin sucks
no plans on doing it again
uhh nope
never been to a hot spring
aloha doesnt have em
tfw
>>8672318
That is a lot...
Heh. We can get quite a few berries with that much.
>Looks around for a store that sells them
-Shelldon
>>8672358
Well. The Chazz is in Unova and The Chazz doesn't feel like texting my- uuuh Chauffeur! To take me over to whatever weak region he beat.
>>8672417
So how do these gym battles work around here?
>>8672243
>Amused Solsquint.
>...Indeed...you...have...learned...much,..Chazz...
>...I...am...proud...of...you...
>...Also,..we...are...now...no...longer...on...the...moon,..so...I...am...ready...to...battle...whenever...you...are...
>>8672358
>Of course, you could say the same for anyone that isn't a Ghost type.
>We would like to tag along, as you put it.
>>8672323
Alright, can you give me your coordinates?
>>8672445
>borb: awaken being carried like a particularly unpleasant handbag
...Did I died?
>>8672417
Well I'll be there...
Now?
>>8672461
Yes I suggest hurrying up. We don't have much of Hoenn left.
I wonder if you'll have to fight Alder, Nate and Black?
>>8672485
>He laughs.
Let's be off then.
>Sigilyph comes out.
>Teleport off to Lavaridge Town.
>>8672445
well, we didn't find anything
let me take a look
>>8672620
no, you just fell asleep the whole time
>>8672461
like a normal battle dude
6v6 no restrictions
first person with 0 mons left loses
>>8672657
oh sweet
that was quick
whos the rocks
>>8672548
It's a daycare in Kalos. Bit off the beaten path.
>Sends coordinates
>>8672736
...Oh. Clancy. Nice to meet you. 'Night.
>roll over on lobsterback
>I mean the literal lobster's back
>not lobsterback as in a British redcoat
>the British are lovely people, but I have no desire to lay on a colonial soldier.
>>8672768
Look outside. Don't mind the dragon, he probably won't eat you.
... probably.
Where's you water source?
>>8672791
...
Goodnight, I guess?
>>8672736
>A small street peddler is selling berries
>Roll for if he has a translator
>>8672657
To badge city then!
>>8672759
oh.... The Chazz only has 3 so far.
>>8672485
Yeah we could do that. If you're eager to lose that is.
>>8672791
well, good night clancy
>>8672844
>they have the translator
hello and excuse me, how much are your berries worth, mister?
>>8672815
>A scrawny, 20 something man, wearing a utility jumpsuit, walks out front
It's inside. Follow me.
>Hilbert is led through an empty, but heavily used daycare
Sorry. I haven't gotten around to cleaning it yet.
>Steps over a sticky patch on the floor, and opens a utility door
The pump and injector are in here.
Pool is two rooms down, through the blue door.
>>8672966
>Peddler is charmed a little
Heh.
20p for an oran, 25p for a pecha, 30p for everything else.
>>8672657
>Wonderful!
>The rocks are teleported with him.
>We have not been here before, is this where Dave is?
>>8672849
>Even more amused Solsquint.
>...You...have...confidence...at...least...
>...Come...meet...us...in...Lavaridge...Town...
>Psychically project directions to Chazz.
>>8672759
Friends I suppose? You don't mind making this into a group activity, do you?
>>8672849
Good luck.
>>8673025
Yes it is.
Dave, would you like to meet my celestial friends?
>>8673013
well i want five of each please
how much would that be?
>>8673047
>throw bible at
gays bgone
>>8672849
dude gym leaders got a bunch of teams
they scale them for the opponent
they'd probs use their first team for you
3 pokes level 30 or lower
>>8673047
nah dude
im chill with it
the more the merrier
>>8673025
sup
hows it going
wasnt a rocky trip or anything right
>>8673187
>Solsquint at the bible so hard it burns midair.
>Psyslap the anon.
>...Cease...
>>8673191
>Amused Solsquint.
>...We...are...well...
>...Your...attempt...at...humor...is...above...average...
>>8673187
Kid, the Arceusism bible promotes being gay.
>>8673187
>>8673274
Haha. Thank you.
>>8673191
Alright. Time for this gym, then?
>>8673331
Hey, how's it been, RadDad?
>>8673331
i know noodles triggered you earlier but why the fuck respond to a shitposter?
>>8673025
You mean in Hoenn? all they way over there? The Chazz is in Unova!
>>8673047
You don't need luck when you're this gifted.
>>8673191
Oh they do? Why's that?
>>8673148
Uh...How about 4000p for all of them?
>>8673392
(That post didn't even bother me, I was just trying to give an amusing Arceus response, is there a problem with that?)
>>8673274
thanks
i try
>>8673405
idk i guess its so they dont have to wait for peeps to grind up to l100 to get challenges
>>8673377
i mean
gotta get food first man
>>8673431
>she smiles
sounds perfect mister
>she gives the peddler 4000p
>and she picks the berries
thank you mister, and have a good day
>she politely bows to the pebbler
>>8673377
Fairly amusing, kiddo. I saw Regigigas punch professor oak in the dick. Want some popcorn?
>>8673377
>Gentle squint.
>...You...are...welcome...
>>8673405
>Patient squint.
>...Indeed,..perhaps...when...you...are...done...there...you...could...make...your...way...here..?
>>8673501
>Friendly Solsquint.
>...Your...efforts...are...not...in...vain...
>>8673501
(also for the level thing I was going to have my team gain ~10 a day until 50 then ~5 a day until 80 then only 1-2 a day. So i don't shit up the thread with a million battles.)
Well Mander is level 31 so bring them on I guess. Mander and The Chazz are unstoppable for sure.
>>8673609
Yeah I will. you really like to battle The Chazz.
>>8673392
(I was the anon that did that piss the fuck off and blow your goddamn brains out noodles no one fucking likes your stupid shitposting ass.)
>>8673392
>>8673651
And I thought I was salt.
>>8673501
Anywhere in mind? Maybe some kind of battle buffet?
>>8673593
My friend and I are going to be getting food together, I'd rather not fill up on popcorn.
>>8673626
Sometime we need to battle.
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Designated, is in fact, LOO/Shitting, or as I've recently taken to calling it, LOO plus POO. Shitting is not a relieving system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning LOO system made useful by the LOO corelibs, towel utilities and vital system components comprising a full load as defined by PENIS. Many toilet users run a modified version of the LOO system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of LOO which is widely used today is often called Shitting, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the LOO system, developed by the LOO Pajeet. There really is a LOO and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Shitting is the kernel: the corn in the system that allocates the bodies's resources to the other streets that you run. The kernel is an essential part of a shitting system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete defecation system. LOO is normally used in combination with the POO crapping system: the whole system is basically LOO with POO added, or LOO/POO. All the so-called Shitting designations are really distributions of LOO/POO!
>>8673685
He's handsome!
>roll to get into Diamonds bag
>>8673626
>...Defeating...you...is...fun...
>...At...least,..according...to...Proxima...
>>8673785
>Snag backpack.
Are you hungry?
>>8673609
can you guys even eat or like
you just gonna psychically experience eating or some shit
>>8673626
yeah sure
unstoppable until sneky pebbles
>>8673688
that works man
do they even have those here
>>8673785
What are you doing? Sniffing out Diamond's dirty secrets?
>>8673688
Suit yourself, sport. I guess I'll just sit back and watch. By the way, don't eat the crab cakes.
>>8673812
>itching head furiously
I was looking for candy.
>>8673830
I doubt he has any juicy ones.
I noticed a large sale sign proclaiming, "Everything Must Go!" This was prophetic, for my colon informed me with a sudden violent cramp and a wet, squeaky fart that everything was indeed about to go. I hurried to the mall bathrooms. I surveyed the five stalls, which I have numbered 1 through 5 for your convenience:
1.Occupied.
2.Clean, but Bathroom Protocol forbids its use, as it's next to the occupied one.
3.Poo on seat.
4.Poo and toilet paper in bowl, unidentifiable liquid splattered on seat.
5.No toilet paper, no stall door, unidentifiable sticky object near base of
toilet.
Clearly, it had to be Stall #2. I trudged back, entered, dropped trousers and
sat down.
I was just getting ready to bear down when all of a sudden the sweet sounds of Beethoven came from next door, followed by a fumbling, and then the sound of a voice answering the ringing phone. As usual for a cell phone conversation, the voice was exactly 8 dB louder than it needed to be.
Finally my anger reached a point that overcame Shamefulness. I no longer cared. I gripped the toilet paper holder with one hand, braced my other hand against the side of the stall, and pushed with all my might. I was rewarded with a fart of colossal magnitude - a cross between the sound of someone ripping a very wet bed sheet in half and of plywood being torn off a wall. The sound gradually transitioned into a heavily modulated low-RPM tone, not unlike someone firing up a Harley. I managed to hit the resonance frequency of the stall, and it shook gently.
Once my ass cheeks stopped flapping in the breeze, three things became apparent:
(1) The next-door conversation had ceased
(2) my colon's continued seizing indicated that there was more to come
(3) the bathroom was now beset by a horrible, eldritch stench. It was as if a gateway to Hell had been opened. The foul miasma quickly made its way under the stall and began choking my poop-mate. This initial "herald" fart had ended his conversation in mid-sentence.
>>8672989
>Hilbert grimaces at the sticky spots on the floor
Guzzlord, wanna head to the pool? Sliggoo will take care of the pipes.
>>8673512
That was a really good deal.
We might want to get them home before they spoil in the heat, though.
>she' carrying a huge bag of berries
so let's go back to the keep
>>8673817
I hope so?
>Roll to find a place to eat.
>>8673852
I'll avoid those, thank you.
>>8673688
Oh I never turn down a challenge to The Chazz. Tell me. what's you're favorite way to lose?
>>8673804
defeat? THE Chazz? ha!
I don't know of these sneky pepples but nothing gets passed The Chazz.
>>8673899
>dubsfail
IT IS ME
>SNIP
>>8673907
.......
>>8673869
Yeah, it was a great deal
Let"s go back
It's if we hurry we can get there before getting dark
Today was fun
Themost fun i had in years
>>8673853
Says you, everyone has juicy secrets. Might not be in his bag, but they're there somewhere!
>>8673944
EAT MY HEAD
>>8673899
uhh dude
this isnt a food place
this is the hot springs
tf you implying man
>>8673907
oh man your first rock gym is gonna be fuckin hilarious
>>8673907
Eloquently.
>>8673920
Why do you do this to me?
>>8673993
Shall we head back to Mauville then?
>>8673817
>...We...do...not...eat...
>...We...draw...psychic...energy...from...our...related...celestial...bodies...
>>8673907
>Strange, I do remember defeating you.
>Have you forgotten already?
>>8673899
>>8673993
>...Perhaps...we...can...help...
>The rocks attempt to psychically locate a nice place for the humans to eat and project the directions into their minds.
>>8673944
Glad you enjoyed it.
Let's head back.
>Starts heading home with flowermantis
>>8674038
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>>8674025
wait
whats in mauville
>>8674038
rocks
thanks and all but like
i suck at directions
i cant even find my way around a pokecenter
>Last three numbers is the amount of beans Faba orders.
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>>8673938
What. didn't quite catch that.
>>8673993
And why's that? It's going to be hilariously easy?
>>8674025
You. The Chazz likes you. What's your favorite pokemon?
>>8674038
Don't remind The Chazz of that. I will beat both of you yet.
>>8674112
why do this to yourself
>>8674062
So, how did you and clancy met each other, for such a perfect cou- i mean duo of best friends got to know each other
-clover
(I need to stock up on lurantis images)
(To pixiv and beyond)
>>8674112
>That's not a lot.
>Last three post numbers for literal cargo crates of beans.
>>8674131
The beans.
>>8674112
Sun's bean delivery-
uh... That's a lot of beans.
That's 111666 P, where exactly am I dropping them off...?
>>8674131
Because he;s thinking of thos beans
>>8674156
>>8674156
>>8674160
.... that's 702000 P, are you sure you don't wanna lay off the beans a bit..?
>>8673963
Oh yeah? What's yours then.
>stritching head
>>8674038
Thank you!
>>8674099
There has to be a cafe or two there...
>>8674128
Thank you.
Arceus or... Rotom? The former is a friend and the latter is a great helper.
>>8674202
he's gay
>>8674160
>>8674198
No.
Give me my beans.
>>8674202
It wouldn't be a secret if I told you!
>>8674219
HEY! I'm not gay!
>>8674099
>...We...believe...in...you...Dave...
>Centauri uses Calm Mind on Dave.
>>8674128
>...Is...that...an...invitation...to...a...double...battle..?
>If so, we accept.
>>8674226
Oookay. I dropped them off outside, have fun!
>La-liona back to your house
>Maybe leave an addicts anonymous phone number in one of the crates
I wish that all the beans Faba has or will have up to an indeterminate time to instantly sprout
>>8674305
Ooh that's evil.
>Ding.
Granted~
>>8674215
okay man
rocks gave me some directions
lets go get lost in mauville
>>8674282
thank
amazing special attack boost
whoop whoop time to sweep
>>8674289
Thank you!
>>8674305
>>8674341
MY FUCKING BEANS!!!
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING NUKES? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THOSE ARE GMED OUT???
ARGH!!!
I'll get you for this.
>>8674360
>Roll to give faba jelly beans
>Evens good beans
>Odds nothing but bad bertie botts every flavor beans
>>8674360
Eat more sprouts m8
>>8674142
Oh. Uh...We just stuck together a lot, I guess?
>40 mins to keep
>>8674215
I don't know what an arceus is but sounds weak. Rotom sounds pretty cool though. How many badges have you gotten then?
>>8674282
a double what? Yeah sure whatever! I'm texting my da- I mean my jet and coming over to hoenn.
>>8674468
So you're bowing out of our battle? Shame, I guess that means you've forfeited to a loser.
>>8674342
>Centauri squints encouragingly at Dave as he floats behind him.
>Proxima appears to be rolling along in the air close by.
>>8674468
>Very amused Solsquint.
>...Oh...dear...
>...You...should...not...have...said...that...about...Arceus...
>If you survive, we would be happy to have a double battle with you.
>It's like a regular battle except with two Pokemon working together against two opposing Pokemon.
>>8674342
Alright.
>Follow the shadesdweeb.
How lost are we going to get?
>>8674468
Eight from Kanto, seven from Johto. I really need to sweep Claire later.
I was thinking about using this as an opportunity to start the Hoenn challenge or the Sinnoh challenge.
>>8673868
>Leans against a wall
You sure the Breedfast won't hurt them?
I think there is a lot of it left in the water.
>>8674451
okay, that sounds nice
i wish i had met someone like that sooner
>>8674468
>Sounds weak
What drugs are you smoking, kiddo? I'm sure Blazedad and Spookdad would like to try it.
>>8674574
i heard drugs and came running
>>8674562
I'm sure you'll find someone eventually.
Just need to keep looking.
>Arrive at keep
Let's get those berries in a fridge or something.
>>8674604
>>8674574
Who's got the good stuff?
>>8674530
if i find a bath house tell the league im dead
>>8674537
idk man
lets see
>Roll to find the food place
>>8674622
yeah i should be more hopefull
and let's put those berries in the fridge and call the others
and if you guys need any money i'll be glad to give, i still have 18,000p
>>8674655
>Well fuck, they're lost as all hell
>Rolling to see if Dave accidentally found a gay bath house
>>8674655
>>8674704
I suppose god dictates we go into the bath house, no?
>>8674604
>>8674645
That edgy kid doing the League challenge. He said we sound weak. He might have something strong enough for you two.
>>8674622
....Did I die again?
>>8674499
Not yet. I have another battle. If there where multple Chazz's, which there are not, The Chazz would beat everyone at the same time. Also I wouldn't The anymore.
>>8674530
That makes it sound easier. The Chazz accepts.
>>8674537
HAHAHA- wait what? How many?
>>8674574
HOLY MEW