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ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your favorite robot? Un

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ITT: Pokemon are real.

What's your favorite robot?

Unplayed characters will be removed from the character bin every two weeks.

Rules/Info: http://pastebin.com/dy3GD8Me
Characters: http://pastebin.com/wVFqcLZh
Recap: http://pastebin.com/smet7PBJ

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>>8640180
>bites the peencher
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>>8640210
COLRESS
>CONTINUE SNOOPING ON COLRESS'S LEWD ACTIVITIES
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>>8640210
chuckles to stop ruining the rp
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>>8640243
you mees
i peench
>peench
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i wanna die
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>>8640210
Um, I don't know if Hal the Porygon counts, but he is.
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>>8640295
me too anon
me too
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>>8640295
>robs anon
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~Here is the weather update in the following Regions~

Kanto and Johto are both cloudy
hoenn Is cloudy with light Rain
Sihnoh and unova are Sunny
Orre is in the harshest drought in years
Kalos is sunny with the area around Snowbell city suffering from snowfall
Alola is going to have heavy storms with chances of lightning and thunder
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>>8640210
All of them.
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>>8640135
...
>>8640146
Are you going to kiss Diamond yet?
>>8640202
>He's handling it surprisingly well.
Hm. Better than I thought.
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>>8640335
He's sleeping! Why do you guys want me to tonguefuck my sleeping friend so badly?
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>>8640335
>get ayy goo
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>>8640335
hello, what are you?
you look wierd
>stare at tha ayy lmon
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>>8640188
>Lovely.
>How much did you get out of that?

>Centauri is squinting at the moon.
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>>8640335
Yeah, it's pretty okay, I guess.
>Sipp a bit more

>>8640364
Do it.
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>>8640391
>Do the opposite of squint
>Stare into its soul and make a disturbing slurping sound
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>>8640364
Yes.
>>8640365
???
What goo?
>>8640367
>Offer strange blue Kecleon alcohol.
>>8640405
You guess?
>He watches a few of the humans on the stage.
Is this their mating grounds?
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>>8640391
>"A few million. I say it was worth it."
>Naz squints at the moon as well.
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>>8640442
I guesssss.
It is pretty good, honestly.
uh.. I think so? I haven't seen them do this anywhere else, so.. probably, yeah.
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>>8640442
>>8640405
But why??
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>>8640322
>Basks in a spot where the sun shines through the window somewhere in the radio tower.
>Probably next to rare berry plant
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>>8640176
ORRE IS A DESERT
HOW DO YOU HAVE A HARSHER DROUGHT THAN "DESERT"
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>>8640442
>he accepts the alcohol
>drinks it
this tastes good, what is this?
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>>8640425
>Solsquinting intensifies.

>>8640461
>Indeed, anything in particular you'd like to spend the money on?
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>>8640505
See? This is fun.
Humans are odd... Does your species have a breeding season?
>>8640509
Because I said so.
>Rolling for psy manipulation to make him kiss Dia.
>>8640585
Alcohol.
>Offer more.
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>>8640606
>"I haven't had any ideas."
>"...I could buy you some sun and moon plushies if you wish? Something to look at rather than the real thing."
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>>8640618
>drink more
alcohol tastes good
>keeps drinking
>getting more and more drunk
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>>8640509
Why not?

>>8640618
Yeah, it is.
True.. uh. I don't think sooo? I think we just.. do it whenever?
not that i would know.
>Oops there goes another shot
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>>8640260
(The only thing he's ruined is your will to live friendo. Kys.)
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>>8640708
Good to know you like it.
>>8640733
Whenever? Do you have a breeding grounds?
>Take another shot.
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Hey I'm getting a job with the Pokeball Factory.
Anyone have any tips?
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>>8640666
>...That...would...be...nice...

>Yes, although Centauri seems to have already made some kind of psychic connection with the actual sun.
>That didn't end well, perhaps some kind of alternative would help.

>Centauri is squinting into the sky.
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>>8640841
First of all don't drink water straight out of the tap.
Second, if they ever ask you to "Fix the ball greaser" expect to be called a faggot the whole time.
Even if you are in fact gay.
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>>8640570
YOU HAVE A TINY BEAR DICK
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>>8640878
...Come and say that to my face. I dare you.
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>>8640864
>...That's dirty. Let us see about it then.
>Teleport to plush store.
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>>8640897
SQUAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA
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>>8640929
You wanna go, mate? You wanna fucking go?!
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>>8640799
*hic, this is pretty good, i never had this sort of think before
i love you wierd alien pokemon...
what's your name
>drunk as hell
>he doesn't even know what he is talking about anymore
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>>8640897
>>8640945
IM HERE TINY DICK
PULL IT OUT
JACK OFF
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>>8640618
That's not-
>Psychic manipulation: happen
Fine.
>Pearl sits on Diamond's lap and leans forward, hesitating for a second before planting a kiss on his lips
There, that good enough for you?
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>>8640799
Not that I know of?
That's more of a uh.. water-type thing, really.
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>>8640953
. . .

...Where are your parents?
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>>8640945
>Fly overhead
>SQUAAAHAAAAHAAAAAHAAAA

>>8640953
SQUAAAAAA DO IT
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>>8640974
JACK OFF
RIGHT HERE
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>>8640974
WHERE'S YOUR DICK? I AM BEGINNING TO THINK IT NON EXISTENT.
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>>8640948
Theta.
>Pet Totodile.
>>8640960
Adequate.
>>8640962
Strange. So you can breed any time?
Would you show me sometime?
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>>8640990
...No.

>>8640995
I'm not about to pull it out when there's a LITTLE KID STANDING IN FRONT OF ME.
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>>8641017
IF YOU DONT JACK OFF RIGHT NOW IM TELLING MY OLDER BROTHER
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someone said my name
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>>8640908
>Centauri continues silently squinting into the sky.
>...Shush...

>There was a wish, it's a long story.
>We're both better now though, at least.
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>>8641050
>Instead of doing that, the bear- who is probably twice the kid's size- just picks him up.
I would suggest thinking very carefully about your next actions. Now, where are your parents?

...And how can you understand Pokemon?
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>>8641080
>Purchase a sun and moon plush.
>Teleport back.
>Psychically hand them off.
>"Hopefully these can sate your lust. Hahaha."
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>>8641016
theta, nice name
>happy totodile noises
my name is clint
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>>8641103
>Child slips out of plush bear arms, defying physics.
ILL GET YOU TO JACK OFF SOMEDAY
>Run off.
>Roll to not fall into the tree hole.
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>>8641163
>throws a can of off at him
theres your off famalama
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>>8641163
>Bear calmly follows the Youngster and looks down into the Tree hole.
You all right in there? I'm not sure there's a way back up yet.
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>>8641016
Yeah, pretty much.
..Uhh... I don't really have anyone to do that with.
Aaand..I uh, I don't really...
>Catte: go quiet.
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>Fluffles checks what food is available in the store
>Several unopened candy bars, 2 bottles of beer, 11 bottles of soda, from various brands and dates, some bordering on vintage, 4 bags of jerky, and dozens of cans of food
I wonder if anyone will actually buy this stuff...
...
Heh.
Pretty sure somebody will, eventually.
>Do other things in the store
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>>8641068
okay i will go
get more 108s that summons me too
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good evening, humans and pokemon alike
is there anything wrong that must be reported to me?
it seems peaceful at the moment
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>>8641230
pew
>the Treepew wakes up from its multi week long nap and boops the bear on the nose
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>>8641264
There's still straight people
Pls fix
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>>8641148
Clint, a pleasure to meet you.
>>8641231
You don't really what?
>>8641264
Hello jelly snake.
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>>8641268
.... hello.
>Gadreel offers a piece of candy
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>>8641264
>Shine red laser dot on
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>>8641274
that isn't something of my concern child, tell me when i have a real problem
>>8641280
hello extraterrestrial life form
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>>8641121
>Solsquint at the plush.
>Solsquint at the real moon.
>Solsquint at Naz.
>...I...will...not...use...it...for...that...purpose...
>...But...thank...you...

>Yes, Centauri has gotten over those...urges now.
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>>8641286
pew
>the treepew munches the candy
>then goes back to booping the bears nose
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>>8641274
We don't complain about you gays liking what you like. Why the hate?
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>>8641337
Because you are not good people.
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>>8641337
(If by "we" you mean straight people you're wrong. I have an entire town that can prove you wrong. )
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>>8641337
I can tell you right now that that is not true. There is a reason that in the army, "Don't Ask Don't Tell" is a thing.

>>8641332
>>8641268
>Bear blinks at nose boops.
...Hello. ...Uh, my nose is not a toy.
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>>8641323
>"You are welcome!"
>"Hahaha. It was a joke. I have a few things to get to, why don't you take care for now?"
>Teleport away.
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>>8641280
I.. don't really like women.
Like that, at least.
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>>8641323
>NECROZMA: BE ON THE MOON
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>>8641366
Pew
pew
Pew
>boop nose repeatedly and quickly
>last two post numbers is the number of Boops per second
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>>8641386
>Anon: question this slightly
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>>8641280
okay, theta
you are pretty cool
i don't really have a home, my mom died a long time ago, and i've been living alone this whole time
can i stay here?
>really drunk
>but his words are sincere
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>>8641397
>Treepew is oraoraoraoraora-ing Bear's nose.
Ow. Owww. Okay, that's enough. Stop. That hurts.
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>>8641386
>fucking
>i was just talking about how necrozma could show up on the moon and practically no one would question it
>are you a psychic
... how?
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>>8641316
what are you doing, child?
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>>8641321
How are you?
>>8641383
...I see no problems with this?
>>8641419
Why not? You can come with me and Claus.
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>>8641386
>Log activity
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>>8641386
>Necrozma: create skitts.zma, gladi.zma, and jiji.zma
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>>8641420
PEW
>treepew change boop target to bears forehead
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>>8641415
DO NOT
>>8641427
>im a psychic type
>senpai
>kiss me
HELLO
>>8641460
CAN YOU SEE ME FROM HERE
>>8641465
>000000000000000000000000000000000000
>PERSONALITY FILES CREATED
>CREATE TYPE:FULL.ZMA?
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>>8641352
That doesn't mean all straight people are bad

>>8641359
(I know that already)

>>8641366
That's why you wait after words to say/do anything
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>>8641367
>Farewell squint.
>...Thank...you...and...goodbye...

>Yes, goodbye Naz.

>>8641386
>Intense Solsquinting.
>...I...sense...something...

>Hello?
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>>8641449
everything seems fine
someone is pointing me with this red dot thing
and it's quite annoying
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>>8641485
I have a telescope here, I can see you
Remind me to get a few things changed so I have a constant stream out of your very eyes while at that.
>CREATE TYPE:FULL.ZMA?
>Y
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>>8641482
>bear: attempt to get away from jojo pew
Halp. Somebody halp. I'm being repeatedly booped at light speed.

>>8641502
...That's not my point.
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>>8641449
..I assumed you meant breed as in, with a female.
Which wouldn't work out for a number of reasons.
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>>8641449
great, i didn't have company in a long time
but we will be friends theta
>the totodile does a goofy grin and does the totodile dance
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>>8641536
>>8641536
>follow the bear
Pewpewpewpewpewpewpewpew
>continue booping the bears back
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>>8641512
I think that is a ploy to...
...
You're a genius.
>>8641546
Didn't Arceus make it possible for all pokemon and gender combinations to breed?
>Grab Claus.
>>8641561
This will be fun.
>Grab Clint.
>Drag them both to door.
Before we leave.
>Turn on red traffic light finger.
>Point red dot into bar.
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>>8641485
>pure psychic or psychic/something else?
>Schmusen schmusen, schnuckiputzi
>Roll to kiss as well
... What are you doing?
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>>8641568
>Bear: collapse on belly.
>Hide the fact that you're enjoying the massage from the cosmog.
Halp. Haaaaaaaaaalp. Somebody halp meeeeeeeee.
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>>8641016
Wellll. If there's nothing else I guess I'll just. Fine you that 5 million P. I don't make empty threats.
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>>8641511
HELLO
>>8641513
>CREATED
>THANK YOU FOR PLAYING THE NECROZMA PACHINKO MACHINE
>>8641591
>fuckin
>psy/grass or psy/ghost or something
>gay
>kiss the skitts
PARTYING?
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>>8641597
>shift into maximum overboop
Pewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpew
>last 3 post mumbers
>boops per second
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>>8641582
I GOT IT
>CHASE THE FINGER ITSELF
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>>8641235
>After a while, someone does come in
>A tourist as fuck middle aged man
Ha, this must be one of those souvenir shops!
>Takes photos
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>>8641597
>>8641568
...
>Confused lobster
Uh...
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>>8641582
..Oh, riiight. I forgot about that...
>Cat: grabbed and dragged
>Vaguely confused meow
>>
>>8641582
>grabbed still dancing
great, theta, where are we going?
>roll to be cute
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>>8641615
I will turn your neck into a-
>>8641663
Oh.
>Grab Clint and Claus.
>The two Cs as I will now call them.
>>8641693
Yes, there is a a large cat.
>>8641698
You are very cute. Please hold on.
>Teleport to ship.
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>>8641630
>Solsquint.
>...What...are...you...doing...up...there..?
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>>8641662
>Bear basically has the pew's 'arms' vibrating against his back. Or at least that's what it feels like.
>Since, you know. You're emphasizing boops per second instead of force.
>>8641683
...I don't get it either. ...Kinda feels nice, though.

...Still probably need some halp tho.
>>
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>>8641582
oh well is someone abusing solgaleos innability of resisting red dots
well i'll go look for some of my cells, it's would be easier for me to move around at 10% forme
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>>8641668
>There are several interesting antiques inside
>Ears perk up
Hey there!
Welcome to fluff and stuff!
Everything is for sale, and bargains are all around.
>>
>>8641630
>Psy/Ghost - guaranteed gay, forever fugged by dark types
>Psy/Grass - gay, forever fugged over by bug types
>Pick your poison
>Oh shit, you caught me, I'm gay
>Kiss: happen
>How come you always get the evens for affection rolls
>What is this
.... With who?
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>>8641733
>the treepew is overexcited in boops
>commence the ultimate booping
>first two post numbers
>multiplied by the last two
>let the booping begin
PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
>>
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>>8641712
HAVING FUN
>ROLL TO TELEPORT ROCKS ONTO MOON
>>8641783
>ill update you on what i feel l8r
>gay shit man super gay shit
>kiss that husbando
ROCKS?
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>>8641708
well, this is a cool place tetha, is this where you live?
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>>8641708
>LA LIONA
>TELEPORT AFTER HIM
THE DOTS SHALL NOT ESCAPE MY WRATH
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>>8641733
I'll see what I can do-

>>8641786
...
Okay.
That...Might be a bit much.
>Attempt to push the Pew away
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>>8641786
>7396 boops per second applied directly to bear back
>Best massage ever
Oooh... yeah, that feels good...
>>
>>8641809
solgaleo, stop it at this moment
why do all solgaleos have the urge to go after every red dot ever
>from this point on every evens zygarde finds a new cell
>cell count: 0
>>
>>8641708
Yyyes it is.
>Port: happen
..where are we?

>>8641809
...
>Forbidden art: cat using a laser pointer
>Point it out a window or something
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>>8641852
>stop booping the bear
>>8641851
>boop the lobster instead
Pew
>>
>>8641779
This has truly that Alolan flavor!
>More photos
>Seems interested in a few artisanal carvings
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>>8641803
Yes, you are free to make yourself at home. Please avoid the locked rooms.
>>8641809
Please stay out.
>Turn off finger laser.
You have defeated it.
>>8641868
My ship. You are free to stay where you wish. Please stay out of the locked rooms, there is a sleeping quarters for guests over there.
Thank you for helping.
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>>8641800
>inb4 someone says i'm a fugging grass/fairy or something
>only the gayest shit allowed here man
>oh shit
>dubs kiss
>confirmed best smoocher
>kuss kuss verlieben sich
.... What? Moon rocks...?
>>
>>8641800
>The rocks are teleported to the moon.
>Confused squint.
>...Why...did...you...do...that..?


>It is interesting to be here though, who are you?
>>
>>8641887
>Hard carapace
...
Uh. Okay.
>Confused look
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>>8641922
>treepew falls alsleep suddenly
>>
>>8641905
>real gay shit hours
>holy shit im tired
>come over to my house
THERE IS A MOON ROCK
AND A SUN ROCK
>>8641910
BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WOULD ENJOY IT
>also if i like pass out feel free to imply nec teleporting them back to earth unless you want shenanigans
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>>8641922
>giant butter stick: find its way onto shelldon's back
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>>8641887
...Awh.

>>8641922
>>8641938
...So uh, that happened.
>>
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>>8641894
okay, locked rooms are out of question theta
but it's a amazing place, everything about you is cool
>>
>>8641888
Thank you.
I try to give it an exciting and original appeal.
See anything that catches your eye?
>>
>>8641950
(No worries dude.)
>I am enjoying it, thank you.

>Centauri has spotted the sun.
>Solsquint at.
>...Hello...again...
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>>8641938
>>8641967
I guess it-

>>8641964
>Screams, and jumps up, in shock
>Scans surroundings for hon hons
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>>8642050
>there is an anon with a pot of water
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>>8641950
>gay hours all around
>gay thread, day discord
>two options
>go to be bed and bed gay tomorrow
>or never sleep again
>no inbetween man, go big or go home
>specifically my home
>shit man, okay
>ill go to your house
>lewd snuggles plz
... the evolutionary stones?
>>
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>>8642050
>Bear: rise to your feet and assume a fighting stance.
Who's there? Come out with your hands up.

>>8642063
>Bear: Hammer Arm the pot out of the anon's hands.
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>>8642063
>Screams
>Life orb crabhammer
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>>8642042
>sweet
>roll to flirt with rock rper
GREAT
>START FLASHING DIFFERENT COLORS
THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN
>>8642063
>ROLL TO PRISMATIC LASER FROM THE MOON
>>8642073
>dude this can be the lewdest snuggles
>hell yes
NO
A SOLROCK AND A LUNATONE
>>
>>8642029
>Is very interested in the carvings
How much for... all of them!
>Does not ever stop taking photos
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>>8641894
Cool, uh, thanks Theta. I'll be sure to stay outta those.
Yeah, anytime.
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>>8642088
>>8642093
>anon now has a broken arm from the dubshammer
>anon: grab tongs and grab lobster
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>>8642105
hey a necrozma, i thought you were deactivated a long time ago
>cell count zero
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>>8642126
YOU ARE NOT EATING MY FRIEND
>Hammer Arm the other arm
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>>8642016
You are welcome.
I do not think I am very cool but this appreciated.
>>8642107
>Pet catte.
Please try to avoid getting fur everywhere-
...
>Grab some fur and head off to lab.
Make yourself at home. There is a machine that creates food and drink and some entertainment things.
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>>8642105
>can i join you in the tired club
>im running off of 2 hours of sleep and 23 shots of alcohol
>lewd snuggles plz habben
>roll to kidnap for the gay sitcom
... there are Solrocks and Lunatones on the moon. Well then. I presume you are enjoying yourself?
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>>8642147
>shave his tail while he's busy
>>
>>8642165
if you think like that you are wrong theta
very wrong
>happy totodile noises
>>
>Meanwhile, on a small island in the middle f nowhere, Alolan Raichu gets a raft and sets out.
>Last two numbers, arrival somewhere/anywhere, etc.
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>>8642126
>More screaming
>Attempt to crush anon's skull with claws
>Shelldon uses crunch
>>
>>8642105
>Squint directly at the flashing lights.
>...You...are...strange..,almost...as...strange...as...a...human...

>You are indeed strange.
>I like you though.
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>>8642136
well, i guess someone woke you up, you don't seem to be doing any harm, so it's not problem
>cell count: 1
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>>8642147
J'aurai du homard pour le déjeuner
>anon grab bear nose with tongs
Avec un côté de ragoût d'ours
>roll to flip bear into backup pot
>>
>>8642182
>A chill against the bear's tail alerts him to what has just happened
>A rather large amount of fur has just fallen off of his tail
>Incoherent rage
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>>8642106
Hmm...
For all 9?
How does 25000p sound?
>>
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>>8642193
Ray?
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>>8642136
I AM BACK
BABY
>>8642167
>you fail
>roll to come over thee anyway
YES
I AM
YOU SHOULD COME HERE
>>8642203
>rolling to reflirt with rock rper
I AM NO HUMAN
SOME OF MY PERSONALITY FILES ARE
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>>8642245
>He's still in earshot, and turns around.
Hey, bro... I just... I'm sorry. I'm going insane on this island, something about it messes with my head.
>>
>>8642193
>>8642245
>>8642273
glad jiji agrees with me that this plot needs to die
>>
>>8642221
Oh yes
>Gives you multiple bills without ever stopping to take photos
>Evens and he overpaid
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>>8642165
>Catte: purr.
I don't shed thaaat much.
also you are pretty cool.
Ooo, you have a synthesizer?
>Go mess with it
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>>8642259
well as long as you don't do anything to hurt anyone i would be okay
if you do something i'll have to put you on time out again, necro
>cell count: 1
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>>8642273
But family....
>Is clearly trying to contain tears
...I'm going with you.
>>
>>8642259
(Pls.)
>...I...know..,but...you...are...strange...like...one...
>...I...assume...you...are...some...kind...of...robot...then..?

>Proxima is floating around, enjoying the moonscape.
>>
>>8642344
>Hop off raft
>Hug
Welcome aboard, bro.
Welcome aboard.
Maybe we should, like, ask if anyone else wants onto the raft? I promise we won't get stuck on a trip to Almia.
>wink
>>
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>>8642213
>>8642215
>Bear channels rage into a Hammer Arm directed at frenchman
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>>8642259
>You fail
>Fug it, I'm hopping in the bed anyway
>Dice are cockblocking assholes, fuck their opinions
>Paint me like one of your french girls bb
... I believe I would die if I did that.
>>
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>>8642316
FIGHT ME NERD
ON THE MOON
>>8642355
>ill chill
YES I AM BASED ON PRISMS
>>8642392
>gay
>roll to kiss the anon
COME ANYWAY
>>
>>8642460
well i can't go to the moon right now, necro, as you can see i'm just a core
and my cells have been slowly coming back to me
>>
>>8642490
(fug i forgot the cell counter at least now it's i got another evens)
>cell count: 3
>>
>>8642460
(Sorry, I meant that as a joke.)
(You can carry on if you want m8.)
>...Very...interesting...

>Happy moonrock noises.
>I like it here, it's tranquil.
>>
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>>8642460
>Gayyyy
>Kiss: habben
>Hahah, ich liebe dich, dude.
>Chuckles is saying that the easiest solution to a problem with the Discord is all of the thread guys joining the Discord, want to contribute your opinion on the matter?
Necrozma, please. I enjoy being alive. If you can find a way to prevent me from dying I'd be glad to join you.
>>
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>>8642374
>Hug returned
Lets wait.... many are asleep
>>
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>>8642490
NERD!!!!
>>8642547
>more to come tomorrow
YOU ARE WELCOME
I WOULD TAKE YOU TO THE SUN BUT
THAT IS A BAD IDEA
>>8642586
>id rather not join discord
>why not post with your chars in the thread and join a group or make one?
>seems dumb to let a character rot when theres 100 groups floating around
I WILL THINK ON IT...
>>
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>>8642631
oh shut up you dumb robot
>>
>>8642668
(well fug me i forgot, the counter again at least now i have another evenes)
>cells count: 4
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Hey, is anyone from Team Plasma around? ...How long is this assignment supposed to take?
>>
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>>8642625
Agreed, bro.
Like, let's at least see if Violet's up to join the boat.
>>
>>8642586
>Tfw I agree with gladi
>>
>>8642706
forever
go back to the trash bin
bye
>>
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>>8642668
Don't try to get the robot angry.

>>8642706
I'm here, did you get the box open?
>>
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>>8642631
>kill me he's fugging refusing to listen
>at least they aren't suggesting to completely reboot par again
Well. If you find a way let me know. I suppose I shall return to.... Something. Balancing berries on Gladion's nose? I can't remember.
>>8642712
>Same, but there's no surprise there
>The par Discord RP is reeeeeally hard to keep up with, if I'm being honest
>>8642706
Yes? Hm... Can you remind me what the assignment was? Apologies, I'm not at my sharpest right now.
>>
>>8642728
>>8642742
Yo, bro. It had, like, a weird compass in it.
Pretty sure it leads to another weird time-space-weirdness hole.
I... I wanna bail here, bros, I'm sorry. These ruins are giving me, like, weird not-fun dreams and messing with my psych stuff.
>>
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>>8642631
(Can't wait.)
>...You...mean...Sol..?
>Centauri squints at the sun.
>...That...is...a...bad...idea,..yes...

>Proxima looks over at the prismbot.
>So Necrozma, where do you come from?
>I am curious.
>>
>>8642711
>>8642758
COME HOME!!!!
RAY!!!!!
>>
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>>8642728
it was he who started
it wasn't my fault
>cell count:4
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>>8642742
Sinjoh ruins investigation, led to some weird place where time nor space made sense.

>>8642758
Well, that's unfortunate. Keep the compass safe, will have to update Colress and probably send in a new group.
>>
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>>8642774
HELLO???
YES??
RAY????
WHO IS RAY???
WHO???
>>
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>>8642668
NERD!!
>>8642742
>kill them
>kill
>is it the chuckles guy
>cause for all the shitposting he gets he seems decent
>but he seems like he doesnt know what hes doing wth his characters
SPACE SUIT??
>>8642773
I COME FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
WHERE EVERYTHING WAS DIFFERENT
BUT NOT REALLY
IT KIND OF SUCKED
GHETSIS WAS REALLY NORMAL AND N KEPT SLINGING BURGERS AROUND
>>
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>>8642728
>Chuckles blinks.
>He wasn't one of the Pokemon that actually went into the Dungeon, so he doesn't know.

>>8642742
Something about this weird "dungeon" thing that opened up over here.

>>8642758
...And honestly, I want to bail, too. Being out on an adventure is fun and all... but I miss being around people.
...And air conditioning. ...And actual cooking supplies. ...And everything else associated with not being here.
>>
>>8642832
even gladi thinks youre pathetic
fuck off and stop dragging everyone down
we all fucking hate your guts
>>
>>8642819
see? he's really enjoying making me mad while i can't do anything about it
>>
>>8642832
you drag this thread down more than emrys
go away
>>
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>>8642832
I think we could all use, like, a vacation.
Preferable on a beach that's not, like, cold and rocky and kinda dead.
>>8642842
( eat a 12ga solid slug. )
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>>8642819
>pfft
>Yeah, Chuckles was the one basically ignoring everything I'm saying
>Idk man it's just like
>Okay, fuck me I guess
>Whooo get discounted both IRL and here, feels nice
>Also the worst part about voice chat is fucking
>Mic DC'ing
>And spending 15 minutes rambling to yourself before noticing
I suppose that could wor- .... I did what in your universe..?
>>8642758
I won't blame you if you do. A grunt can be sent in.
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>>8642842
>>8642924
i hate to say it
but you guys aren't totally wrong
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>>8642819
>Curious squint.
>...Interesting...

>That's very strange, so you can travel between universes then?
>Or is that not possible anymore, it seems like it would take a lot of energy to do.
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>>8642925
im fucking tired of chuckles dragging everyone back to farsail
everyone is righr farsail needs to die for character growth
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>>8642925
>>8642953
Yeah... although honestly, I'm kinda getting homesick myself.
(Don't reply, man, they only want the (you)s)
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>>8642832
>>8642925
Where exactly are you? Have to know where to send the transport and doesn't seem like it is Sinjoh ruins anymore.
Sorry it didn't pan out, but you don't have to risk your safety or well being either.

>>8642842
>>8642924
(Hang yourself)
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>>8642878
i shouldn't get this mad over that he's just messing with me
i gotta calm down
>cell counter: 5
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idk what the fuck chuckles is doing but ok
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>>8643035
...It doesn't? ...I uh, I never went into the anomaly myself, so I don't see how we've moved any...
>Chuckles: send current GPS coordinates
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>>8643035
>>8643086
I dunno where we'll, like, end up, but right now even Orre would be better than a cold rocky not-even-a-beach without a lot of green.
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>>8643071
honestly i can't even tell/remember at this point
but it wasn't anything good
>>
(Can we drop MDs all together? They cause so much shitposting it makes me want to leave.)
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>>8643124
(what do you think we're doing right now senpai)
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>>8643071
(What like... IC or OOC?)
>>8643124
(I think almost all characters are abandoning the MD stuff so probs man.)
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>>8643086
>>8643101
Not like it matters anymore. Transport should get there in under 6 hours, destination Goldenrod.
For now, just rest.

>>8643124
(I had fun GMing them but yeah, timezone problems affecting the whole group. So they get thrown into a purgatory)
>>
Waddup people? Y'all have egg-scellent daysor what?
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>>8643206
i want to die
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>>8643202
All right, sounds good. Civilization, here we come.
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>>8643221
Shit fampai, you're down in the dumps alright. Listen how about... You get yourself a warm drink, some snacks, and curl up in a blanket in front of the tv with your Pokemon, okay? I'm not too good at this stuff, but that's what I do. Stay safe, alright, famalam?
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>>8643202
Thanks, bro. 'Chu're great. Tell my bro I said hi.

>>8643206
Doin' OK, bro. My friends and I are, like, heading to Goldenrod if 'chu wanna -Combee- cool and hang out.
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>>8643276
Sure thing, I'll come Torchic-it out. I've been meaning to see what's shakin' in Goldrenrod anyway. See ya there, zapper.
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>>8643263
i don't have any pokemon but alright
thanks
i'll try
>>
>>8643327
No Pokemon? You really gotta fix that. Hey, if you're up for it you can come chill with me in Goldenrod. I don't catch Pokemon, but I've got an egg that's gonna need a home soon.
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>>8642312
>Catto Claus: quit messing with the synthesizer and take your nigh infinite sack of kitkats and catnip to the guest quarters for a catnap
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>>8643222
>>8643276
No problem. Just keep the compass safe.
See you soon.
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>>8643351
...You don't catch Pokemon? ...Why not?
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>>8643498
I study the instincts of Pokemon, so the two groups I research are wild Pokemon and hand reared Pokemon. A wild Pokemon caught in a ball doesn't act the same. That, and beating up a Pokemon and stuffing them in a ball seems kinda shitty to me.
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You guys sure are quiet. I'm hittin' the sack now, stay safe, see ya tomorrow!
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hello can somone police i trap in a coffee shop and cannot the pastry case to make it until mornings
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>loud training noises

>>8644882
Hey I can't understand your chirping keep it down. You're distracting The Chazz.
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I IS FREE FROM THE CAFE AN GOT A MUFFIN BIT
PLAY FREE BIRB
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>>8645607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBpe2YQEzZo
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>Frankie: wake up at a reasonable hour for once
>Do not-quite-an-Admin shit, like replacing the computer that a random crustacean Crabhammered.
>At least the job itself is nice.
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>wake up, still feeling weird
>go out to train and try and ignore it
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>>8645736
Hey! Pink thing. You want a battle from The Chazz?
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>>8645857
I guess so?
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>>8645865
The Chazz can't understand your borking. You're battling now anyway.
>Send out a level 22 Charmeleon.
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>>8645877
>sylveon noises
>hyper voice
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>>8645888
What! That's cheating!
>recall meleon
>send out a level 20 Luxio
The Chazz doesn't lose.
>>
>>8645888
>>8645910
>slurp and watch
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Morning! I hope the sun is shining wherever you guys are!
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>>8645910
>>8645888
>Frankie stumbles out.
What the hell?
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>>8645910
>more sylveon noises
>hyper voice again
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>>8645978
What!
(not even gonna calc it lol)
>Luxio goes down
>pink thing gets last 4 digits x10 in prize money.

>>8645957
Hey you. Is this your pink thing?
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>>8645988
>happy sylveon noises
>>8645957
Hi frankie
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>>8645988
>Frankie: get a bad feeling about this.
Yeah, Sylvie's with me.
Why do you ask?
>>
>>8646015
It cheats. That's the only way The Chazz could have lost.

>>8646015
I was going to ask you if you had a Gible. The internet said that pokemon was strong.
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>>8646062
>Frankie: get irked.
Are you really referring to yourself in the third person? you realize that makes you automatically sound like a pompous asswipe, right?
>>8646013
Sylvie, don't listen to this joker. Good work shutting his team down.

As for a Gible, the answer is no. Even if I did, I wouldn't just hand them over to a stranger.
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>>8646062
Yeah what ever. I'll add you to the list of loser I'm going to beat. I don't need a losers help like you anyway. We'll meet again.

The Chazz out.
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>>8646147
NICE TO KNOW THAT YOU REALIZE YOU ARE A LOSER. PLEASE DO BEAT YOURSELF, IT WILL AMUSE ME GREATLY.
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>>8646180
Whoa holy crap! That's the fattest pokemon I've seen so far? Tell me, how hard was it to get THAT fat?
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>>8646222
I DON'T KNOW, HOW BLIND ARE YOU? I HAVE SAID TIME AND TIME AGAIN THAT A BODY NOT MADE OF FLESH CANNOT POSSESS FAT. HENCE, YOU ARE BOTH AN IDIOT AND UNORIGINAL IN YOUR FEEBLE ATTEMPTS AT COMEBACKS.
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>>8646262
skitts that was trips
im sorry
but
he got you
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>>8646262
Your voice sounds like a fat kid eating cake. What type of Pokemon are you even? Gravy type?
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>>8646262
Fatty, go cry about it into your twinkies.
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>>8646106
Thanks, say have you been feeling weird lately?
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(I have a GM question. Why do we let dubs/trips/higher be auto kills? What stops me from turning my script on and taking one of my established characters and trips attacking N for an auto loltrips kill?)
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>>8646324
(Because fuck us. Also surprised no one has wiped/killed everyone in par by doing that)
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>>8646324
(only person i've seen use a script used it for ass slaps)
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>>8646268
(Trips don't instantly mean the person wins at anything. Per se, a really unbelievable lie doesn't have to be believed just because trips, and a seduction attempt doesn't have to succeed just because trips. No matter how high your get is N still won't be seduced by a woman.)
>>8646275
I WILL ADD "DEAF" TO THE LIST, CONSIDERING EVERYONE ELSE IN EXISTENCE WHO HAS ATTEMPTED TO BURN ME HAS DESCRIBED MY VOICE AS AN "OUT OF TUNE ELECTRIC GUITAR." PROPS FOR THE EFFORT, BUT IT IS SIMPLY OUT OF TOUCH WITH REALITY.
I SUPPOSE I SHOULDN'T FIND SURPRISE IN THE FACT THAT YOU WOULD CONSIDER GRAVY A TYPE, CONSIDERING YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A POKECENTER IS. WHERE DID YOU FORGE YOUR TRAINER'S LICENSE AT? I BELIEVE I MAY BECOME ONE MYSELF - IF THE STANDARDS ARE LOW ENOUGH TO ALLOW YOU TO BECOME ONE IT WOULD BE EASY FOR A POKEMON TO DO SO.
>>8646302
(This joke is so unoriginal at this point that it's boring to read guys, could you try something else? I'm just going to start ignoring fat jokes, seeing as Dialga isn't even fat. )
>>8646324
(Because it's only an auto KO, not a kill. We are working on changing that rule, we just don't know a better way for it to work. )
(That, and if you went and randomly attacked a character aiming to kill and consistently got gets we would ignore you. )
>>
>>8646343
>>8646361
(My point here is I have a character designated "gets machine" and I really don't think anyone would question it if they were able to get trips for killing N or something.)
(And I don't see anything stopping me like? Sure Zekrom will fry them or Gladion will iron them but what do I lose? N's dead.)
>>8646366
(As I said before as soon as a character is considered a gets machine people stop questioning their gets.)
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>>8646376
>Used "And" in beginning of sentence
>Forgot comma
>t.Turts
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>>8646376
(What I was saying is that if you randomly attacked N going for the kill in the first place I would ignore you, as will most players with characters they don't want to die. Players who don't want their character to die will interpret a get as something good but nonlethal. )
(You're trying to apply a rule meant for friendly Pokemon battles to every combat encounter, which isn't the case. )
(If you were to get trips stab on N I would interpret it as "stabbed in a very important area, get medical attention with haste", not "oops N is dead time to get a new character". Most people will do something along these lines.)
>>
>>8646395
(Oh damn you- I mean you're got me.)
>>8646416
(I see. What about if I'm GMing something and a GMed character gets trips for something? Like when that pokemon abuser was fighting N what would have happened if he got trips for a shot on N's Zoroark or even N himself?)
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>>8646366
Easy. I just bought one. Trying to burn you would be like kicking a child. sure it's easy but what would The Chazz gain?
>>
>>8646446
(Every GM I've seen has shied away from killing characters or even critically injuring them without warning beforehand and asking OOC if a particular outcome was alright. In that case, however, I would have made a comment OOC letting the GM know I was going to reinterpret that roll to be non-fatal but still a lasting injury.)
(I was DM'ing that GM anyway, so it wasn't too worrisome.)
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>>8646319
>Frankie: nod.
Yeah, more than a bit, Sylvie.

>>8646455
>Frankie: groan.
You really, really don't wanna do that.
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>>8646455
CONSIDERING YOU HAVE YET TO SUCCEED IN MAKING A REMARK THAT LEAVES EVEN THE SLIGHTEST TARNISH PROVES THAT YOU ARE APPARENTLY TOO INEPT TO EVEN KICK A CHILD. THUS, YOU GAIN NOTHING. I DOUBT THERE IS EVEN A SINGLE TRAINER AMONG THIS THREAD THAT YOU COULD BEAT.
>>
>>8646499
(Gotcha.)
>>
>>8646524
Yeah It's useless.

>>8646546
See? I'm still waiting on the part where it start's to burn. I will beat everyone here.
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>>8646563
hahaha funny
fite me bro
you wont win
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>>8646524
>>8646546
>>8646563
What is going on here?
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>>8646563
i peench
>peench
>>
>>8646563
i snip
>snip
>>
>>8646563
>Frankie: get irked.
Just... leave, please.
>Back into the house.

>Vapey: Show up.
>Concernâ„¢
>>8646583
This guy's be-
>>8646592
>HYDRO PUMP
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>>8646563
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>>8646578
Yeah I will. I read about you in the paper. Did you buy your team with all that money? Tell me where to buy pokemon. There's only room for one spoiled rich kid here. The Chazz.

>>8646592
>>8646595
Eh? Don't snnip me!

>>8646598
I'll see myself out.
>walking to the Pokecenter.
But I'll be back like i said. I have a bone to pick with your pink thing.
>>
>>8646615
dont tell the cops but theres a really good breeder up out of the Unovan border that has just about every pokemon
>>
>>8646615
bro i bought the eggs
not the fuckin full grown mons
you still gotta raise em and shit
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>>8646615
i no sneep
i peench
>peench
>>8646598
bluub bluub
you mean
i flee
>crustle returns to the hole in frankie's backyard
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>>8646656
>follow peencher
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>>8646624
The one that got shut down for inhumane use of Breedfast a month ago? Or the other one that I personally shut down for abysmal living conditions and ill treatment of their Pokemon?
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>>8646624
Unova huh?
>break out The Mapâ„¢
That's where I'm going next.

>>8646636
Better enjoy your champion status while it so briefly lasts. I hope you're not going to be some pushover. I'm actually looking forward to this challenge.
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>>8646624
Thanks for the heads-up, I'll be sure to pass the info along to my friends.
>>8646679
Huh. Well, that makes my life easier. I'll still drop a line for someone to follow up.
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>>8646624
Ew, breeders. Eggs are nicer when you aren't milling out your friends to get them.
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>>8646583
Hi hon, how are you today?
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>>8646728
I'm alright. Been training all night. How about you?
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>>8646735
I am good, still feel weird. Are you still feeling weird?
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>>8646750
Yeah i do feel off a little bit. What do you think it means?
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>>8646624
>Over 700 pokemon.
>At one breeding area.
I call bs. The richest man on earth couldn't house over 700 pokemon.
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>>8646757
I beg to differ.
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>>8646772
Um. Aether didn't even have all species of Pokemon, and they had an entire island. I really don't think this place exists.
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>>8646720
I've seen the inside of some of those facilities, and I've got to agree with you there.
>>8646757
>>8646772
You couldn't do it humanely or without attracting a ton of attention.
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>>8646772
No.
And I could kick your ass back to whatever dumpster you crawled out of but I'm working on training my pokemon further.
>>8646791
>>8646792
Yeah. Seriously. Think of the manpower you'd need for something like that.
Like, probably a person a pokemon, two or more for some of the tougher to raise pokemon. A lot of daycares are understaffed as it is.
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>>8646755
I dunno! Do you want to do something today?
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>>8646691
briefly
bruh
ive been champ for a few months now
dude i am looking forward to kicking your ass
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>>8646791
I have a lot of money.

>>8646792
Yeah I'm not going to. But The Chazz could. Maybe.

>>8646804
And the same to you friend. To busy on getting stronger to battle a weakling like yourself.

>>8646812
This is going to be good.
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>>8646807
Yeah i do! Like what?
>>
>>8646792
>>8646804
Eggs are egg-scellent, but they're a lot of work! And for 700 Pokemon? Noooo thanks.
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>>8646823
Yeah, but you definitely don't have more money than all of Aether! They even merged with Plasma, there's no way.
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>>8646828
Well there's always the old standby of training together.
>>
>>8646755
It means there's vulpix and eevee on the way.
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>>8646877
>a private jet lands near The Chazz
but that's a whole corporation. Anyway, I'm off to Unova. To complete my team of course.
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>>8646928
yeah i am always-

>>8646944
WHAT
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>>8646956
Get a Blue Eyes Orange Dragonite!
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>>8646944
You're not serious right?
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>>8646956
>Solsquint at from the moon.
...When...we...get...back...from...the...moon...I'll...happily...defeat...you,..as...you've...already...been...beaten...by...Proxima...
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squich
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>>8647032
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