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ERP thread: roullete edition!

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ERP thread: roullete edition!
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Old thread >>826034
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Who wants to bump the Trump?
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Roll singles are cuck, dubs fap, trips get action from yours truly~ <3 Quads get to fuck me!


>after 5 paymens of $99.99
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>>829440
Oh, it's just Samus with a different body, never mind.

What happened to the good sluts?
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>>829411
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>>829355
Oh really now? So you call the shots for once?

Fine by me, as long as you do it from behind..

>Bends over in front of him, presenting her rear for him
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>>829440
>Implying I'd want to fuck something as hideous as you.

>Scoffs fuckingly
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>>829440
Yeah let Joey Wheeluh show you summa his quads! If Yuge can do it, I can!
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>>829454
>Being you
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>>829450
There was good sluts?
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>[waiting for daily dose of rock lobster intensifies]
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>>829450
>Not realising I prioritize cheerios over sucking cock
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Any sluts free?
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>>829470
Honey if you were me, you wouldn't need to whore yourself off in these threads to get your hourly dose of attention.
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>>829477
>slides a bowl of Cheerios your way
There.
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>>829475
It's not an official thread until rock lobster is posted.

>>829471
They fucking vanish.
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>>829481
>Moans in ecstasy
Yeah.
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>>829486
>Cums violently
>>829482
Nigga I just got cheerios for free, unlike the country you're failing to run for
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>>829450
>samus
>different body
I'd actually fuck my good cucks, wouldn't cost a thing neither
though this is a bad time
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>>829466
>>829477
this nigga got quads
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>>829495
>failing to run for
That's funny coming from you. Looks like you've failed to run your entire life with a body like that.
>Scoffs with euphoria
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Have eurocuck hours officially started?
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>>829511
LITTLE
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>>829511
RICE KRISPIES
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>>829502
>two numbers
>quads

Can you not count anon
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>>829502
That's dubs, anon

>will be on ERPing officially when it's more busy, more cocks = more business!~ <3

>>829507
I was going to say something about your wig but that gif did it for me, piggy

>>829511
Only 1pm here in England, give it 2-3 hours
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>>829452
oh, you've already forgotten about the other times I was in control~ I guess I need to make sure you remember this~
>he pulls up her skirt, then tugs her panties into her crack, he then starts to sensually rub has ass while kissing and licking all the sensitive parts of her ass
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>>829514
after shinoa im terrified this could be an actual ryuoko we didnt notice
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>>829513
EUROPEAN
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>>829514
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? YOU ALWAYS POST THAT SAME GIF. I LOVE YOU.
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>>829516
I don't really wanna fuck right now, I just want some hugs and love
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>>829519
DICKS
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>>829512
Hey, you have an F-List, right?
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>>829512
Hey there, nice body Erza~
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>>829520
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>>829518
Tfw no femdom Satsuki still
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>mfw so good at erp everyone is too intimidated to reply
>Cries out in agonizing lust
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>>829529
Yeah, but I usually I erp with female and shemales.
Why are you asking?

>>829532
Thank you~ But probably for now I only will lurk.
I'll wait for more people.
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>>829538
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>>829546
Well, maybe I can see more of that ass? You know who it is, and why I want to see it~ <3
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I set up an email account for the people who wanted it but I can't promise I'll check it very often!
[email protected]

I'm going to go to bed! Goodnight everyone!
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>>829517
Oh yeah, now I remember, you've been in charge once or twice...

Fun times

>She laughs, giving out a soft moan or two as she's being licked in all the right spots
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>>829518
"After Shinoa"
Shinoa roleplayer WHERE?
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>>829568
you missed it,the smug poster is top ERP,
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>>829553
Well, I can post a few pics I guess~
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>>829572
That ass of yours is amazing, babe~ <3
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>>829571
Different people. You got tricked anon <3
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>>829564
Glad you remembered~
>he pulls down her panties then spreads her ass hard, rubbing his nose against her tight hole as his tongue reach down to rub against her lower lips
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>>829578
Thank you very much~ Here, have a little more.
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>>829605
May I see your amazing tits too, babe?~ <3
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>>829546
Thought I saw you post it, was thinking of shooting you a message.
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>>829546
>Erps with shemales
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>>829571
Just went back to check and holy shit that's 10/10 ERP should have checked on the thread sooner.
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>>829616
Okay, but this is last pic.

>>829617
I don't mind at all. Actually I'm on chat right now.
Write if you want. Do you have profile or should I link it again?

>>829632
>not being a sub slut who is raped by dom strong shemale
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>>829641
https://www.f-list.net/c/ella%20devinter
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>>829641
are you... "red"
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>>829597
Ahhn! Karl!

>moans as her lower lips are teased by his tongue
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>>829708
Red? I must be retarded, because I d-dunno about you're asking.
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>>829708
Which Red?
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>>829715
>he moans as he takes a deep wiff of her ass as he laps at her pussy more, his right hand circling around her hips then start circling around her clit, his left hand spreads her left ass cheek roughly to give him better access to her ass

>>829727
>>829715
someone who talked to chaika alot
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im far to lazy to write jacko today...
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>>829740
ahhn... I had almost forgotten how good you were with asses Karl

>Elena pushes her ass towards his face
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~
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Why's it so hard to get back to sleep after waking up prematurely....
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>>829801
Hello there, haven't seen you around here before.
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>>829809
Thread's dead and Miyafuji is asleep. You're better off taking your chances on attempting to sleep.
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>>829809
Because there's no one to fuck you gently into slumber.
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>>829809
El a cute
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>>829814
"Greetings! The reason may be because it's my first time here. You may call me Nikou."
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>>829809
probably because your bodies full of adrenaline, just need to calm down

>>829783
>pulls away and smiles kissing your ass deeply ruining my tongue along your ass with the kiss
your ass smells really sweet today~ are you sure you weren't waiting for me to have my way with your ass?
>he slaps her ass, then licks the place he slapped roughly
I'll just need to make sure this is an ass fucking you'll never forget
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>>829824
But it's haaaaard. Maybe i'll just relax for a bit?

>>829825
That's really vulgar, mister! But that lurid dream from a few days ago is still on my mind...

>>829827
You're not so bad yourself, Mr. Anonymous.
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>>829649
Oh, this is up for anyone else interested too, by the way.
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>>829840
Welcome aboard, Nikou. I promise that you're going to have lots of fun here.
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>>829845
You wouldn't mind if I help you relax, would you?
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>>829840
SHE HAS NIPPLE MISSILES!
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>>829856
Unless you refused to fuck one anon, or you don't fuck them the way they want
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>>829863
Ummm, sure! But how can you help me relax, I wonder?

>>829844
I'm pretty calm....I think. Don't even have much on my mind.
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>>829884
I could help you relax by you sitting on my face.
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>>829856
Nikou snickers softly to herself, hand to her lips.
"Interesting. It does seem like people... enjoy their time here."
>>829873
"Nipple missiles? Huh?!"
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>>829844
I might have... lotioned it up a little for you... Might have...I'm not admitting to anything
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>>829888
>points at the now missile-less top
And now they're gone! What sorcery is this!?
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>>829884
Mhmmmm how about hugs? Hugs and cuddles are always nice.
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>>829888
I bet you'll have a willing anon in just a few moments with you having such a perfect body and cute face.
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>>829884
maybe you just wanted to come hang out
>>829885
>relax
>makes her do the work
anon pls you'd lay her down then you'd eat her out

>>829891
I thought you ass felt nicer then normal, though its hard to tell, since it always feels nice
>he giggles a bit
though I admit I do love your natrual smell and taste too~
>he kisses and laps at her tight hole roughly slowly pressing it in with each lick
Too horny to include an image? ;D
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Do you guy do requests? I want someone to write me a short story or is that too much
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>>829907
Throw me a premise, the characters, and a basic sketch of what you want the storyline to be, and I can do that.
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>>829885
That doesn't quite sound comfortable for either of us, Mr. Anon...

>>829895
That sounds absolutely delightful! Maybe that's what I need.

>>829905
Mhm, that could be, I think you guys are the bee's knees! Shame i've been so busy.
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>>829910
its fine elphy, it just makes the days your here all the more special
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>>829905
>>829910
Gee, thanks. I just wanted a cute girl to sit on my face so I could eat her out into exhaustion.
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>>829904
"'Willing'...? Ohoh, my, I should tell you right now-- I don't operate that way, dear. I am not... hmm. Very open."
>>829894
"I'm not sure where you're going with this anymore."
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>>829909
Male human passionately fucking a female luxray or female umbreon. Like she teased him into fucking her also he's the trainer.
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>>829934
...I have no idea how either of those Pokemon work.
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>>829910
Welcome to the cuddle circlejerk, Elphelt.
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>>829905
(God damnit)

Mnhahh Yeah well, a little treat every now and then can't be too bad can it?
>Elena giggles and moans as her tight hole is being licked with such passion
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>>829920
Sorry about that, Mr. Anon. Things like that are kinda foreign to me, not even Mother explained those sort of things.,...

>>829915
Ahh, that made me feel all warm and fuzzylike on the inside. Thank you, mister!

>>829940
Eh? The what now?
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>>829938
Google porn of them then try
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>>829932
Ah that type. I like it. You're going to make a even better addition than I thought.
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>>829959
the sight of you makes us all feel warm and fuzzy like on the inside~
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>>829966
>Ah that type.
You mean the: "I'll do it with someone, I promise. Actually, I lied, Im just here to hang out" type?
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>>829977
It could be worst, anon. It could be Nue.
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>>829977
Some people dont like anons, its quiet hard since you work with nothing interaction wise and they can flip out if you dont ifll out their fantasies
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>>829959
I have no idea. Just heard another anon mention it before.
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>>829999
>Some people dont like anons, its quiet hard since you work with nothing interaction wise and they can flip out if you dont ifll out their fantasies

Sorry you suck and have thin skin then.
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>>829938
Sooooooo any progress
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>>830006
for me its more that when i use my female character, i have to make assumptions of how to work the anon, then there are the people who go out of their way to be pathetic... mightaswell just stick to people who put the effort in to have some semblance of a character
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>>830014
You literally just asked about ten minutes ago. Even if I did have an understanding of those Pokemon, you wouldn't have anything in ten minutes.
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>>829976
Gosh, i'm already blushing...Hopefully I can spend more time with you all now that the end of year workload is waning!

>>830001
It doesn't sound so bad. Cuddling is nice, but it seems like no one wants poor El for cuddling.
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>>830017
Oh so we're /hga/ now?
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>>830023
im sure youll have alot of fun with all the anons and new members of this little home
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>>830023
Would totally huddle up with on a cold night
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>>830020
Sorry, I was asking if you were able to do it or not, not if you had finished it. I just wanna know if you can do it
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>>829988
Everyone is actually Nue except for you. It's just us now.
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>>830026
Not if I have anything to say to it.
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>>830037
I should be able to, yes. Check back in these threads either tomorrow, or the day after, and you'll have a story.
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>>830023
You may be beautiful but gingers have no souls
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>>830023
>Lightly pets Eli
Just be careful not to suffocate me, kay?
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>>830031
I bet! It's really comfortable here. Even this downtime is nice.

>>830032
The winter is just starting to get particularly cold here. Those days will be upon us soon enough.
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>>829966
"That type? Hmm, I didn't think I'd get a special classification just because I wouldn't offer my body so openly~"
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>>830023
>but it seems like no one wants poor El for cuddling.
I'd cuddle with you. My hands just would wander too much.
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>>830060
>he wraps his arms around her and nuzzles into her neck
and yoru so cuteeee
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>>830065
Expect to be put on a pedestal or shat on for the stupidest things. Honestly, so long as you actually do lewd when the circumstances meet your fancy, and don't just string people along, you're doing fine.

Otherwise, you should just find some other community that's more suited for idle chit-chat and slice-of-life roleplay.
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>>830060
Would you like to Dirty Dance with me?
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>people bitch if you go straight to fucking and have no personality whatsoever besides DICKS
>people bitch if you want to actually have a personality
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>>830044
Thanks. You know any sites that I'd find stuff like what I requested?
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How many roleplayer actually we have here?
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>>830079
>people bitch
WOOOOOW
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>>830079
Yeah, that's not really the dichotomy that we deal with. Good job oversimplifying it and making it seem like the issue's that petty.

>>830085
I hear Google can turn some results pretty quickly, if you know what you're searching for, and how to type.
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>>829949
making your ass taste nice is just icing on your delicious ass cake
>he chuckles at his horrible joke, then starts pressing his tongue into her ass as he wraps his lips around it, he takes his right hand rubbing your dripping lips

>>829910
>he holds her close
<3
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>>830090
I don't know what I'm searching for and I can barley type
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>>830089
WWWHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>830065
Baby, you rock me like a hurricane...
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>>830060
It's been getting gradually colder here, thankfully! Cozy, warm house fun will be nice.
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>>830053
How rude! There's definitely a soul in me. Somewhere. Probably...

>>830056
I would never!

>>830075
Hehe, don't spoil me too much. I might get used to it...And spoiling someone is supposed to be a wife's duty.
>She sighs happily and relaxes in his warm embrace.
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>>830114
>tfw even cucked for cuddling
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>>830092
Hahhn...Oh god Ja...
>She moans louldy as her sensitive spots are assaulted
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>>830114
Are you still accepting husband requests
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>>830114
your spoiling me with being so huggable~
>Anon rubs his head into her neck, hands enjoying her soft figure
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>>830114
You are so pretty, I just want to peel every layer of you...
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>>830118
LITTLE
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>>830118
Tfw cucked by the IT guy
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>>830114
Do you.. actually have a husband?
Or are you just wearing that for fashion?
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>>830090
Well thanks dude. I'll be waiting
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>>830065
Hallo, willkomen
try to ignore the rude anons, how was your day?
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>>830125
Always! Though likely later tonight. My body may be awake but my mind doesn't comply as easily.

>>830125
>She melts into his arms, craning her neck around to rest her head on his.
Myaaah, I feel it already.....

>>830118
Oh, please don't hate me, Mr. Anon! I'm just super bad at splitting my attention, I want to feel your warmth too....

>>830127
Layers? Can I be a wedding cake instead of a onion?
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>>830157
hmmm, feeling what darling?
>his eyes attempt to lock with hers, hands now on her hips
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>>830157
>I want to feel your warmth too....
Yeah, no, you'll just end up ignoring me.
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>>830076
"Right, I understand. It's not as if I'll always be off-limits, however! Just, it takes more than a few sweet words and some cuddles to get between my legs."
>>830099
"As I said, you'll have to put a bit more effort into it, dearie. Uhuhu."
>>830141
"It was fine, hun~ Exhausting due to work, but not necessarily bad."
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>>830121
Ich hoffe, man knn sagen, dass ich denke, dass du hier bist das Mädchen
beste
(hope that translates right)
>he moans into her ass as he massages it with his lips roughly, he slaps your ass with his left hand and moans when your ass clenches on my tongue then squeezes it roughly
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>>830157
Baah. I'll have to catch you sometime when you're not so crowded. No worries about splitting attention, I'll get to cuddle up with you someday~
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>>830157
>>830183
SHE BANG SHE BANG OH OH BABY SHO MOVE SHE MOVE OH OH BABY SHE LOOK LIKE A FLOWER BUT STING LIKE BEE LIKE EVERY GIRL IN HISTORY SHE BANG SHE BANG
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>>830183
>knocks you off your pedestal
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>>830183
Good luck, newcomer.
Don't let all the horny anons bring you down.
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>>830183
I really want to unload my load into you if you know what I'm saying...
>Suddenly falls over, not noticing the "wet floor" sign
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>>830164
The c-comfy, I suppose? This is a really nice feeling...I could end up getting used to this.
>She stretches and shifts over towards him, her arms wrapping around his head to pull it closer and her eyelids fluttering shit.

>>830167
Jeez, now I feel kinda bad. I'll try work on my shortcomings, Mr. Anon, and be able to make you happy one day too!

>>830187
I'll be back later! Hopefully after a good rest. I have nadda on the agenda for tonight!
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>>830183
I'm okay with putting you on a pedestal! I mean you look so soft and sweet, so cuddling up to you is its own reward
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Ayo faggots, how you all been?
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>>830215
>he rolls around infront of her with his hands switching the hip they are on so he can see her eyes
your built for cuddling and wife'ing afterall~
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>>830215
What's been keepin' ya up anyhow? Waking up in the middle of the night is troublesome.
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>>830223
Oh fuck it's Nue.
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>>830223
Hello. Haven't seen you for a while now.
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>>830197
bitch please
if you wanna be a slut then go ahead

>>830183
>holds her close
hope you have a nice day~ sorry all the anons are so salty
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So, who want's to get fucked?
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>>830186
Nur fick mich schon!
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>>830230
Sup bitch?
I've been playing Dragon's Dogma way too fucking much in my spare time :^)
Seriously, DD is the only reason I still have my PS3.

>>830233
Yeeeeah man, had better shit to be doing then causing butthurt by existing.
Like butts.
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>>830246
Nobody can understand you so just shut the fuck up
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>>830227
Hmm, I dunno. I called my 80-something year old co-worker today to make sure she didn't kill herself over the holidays. She didn't so it's OK! Maybe it's second-hand depression?

>>830226
>She nuzzles into his head, giggling as his hair tickles her chin. She opens her eyes for a second to gaze at him warmly before shutting them again.
Built for it, huh? I guess people are made to share their warmth with each other.
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>>830253
How about no?
>:^)
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>>830250
Did you have a good new year's eve?
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>>830238
https://youtu.be/kAHHFc-gIeI
FUCKING MIRROR GODDAMN B
I swear I'm having his theme played at my wedding or my funeral, whichever comes first.
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>>830256
>he holds her body close to his own, stealing a quick kiss as he cuddles into her
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>>830205
"Thank you, hun! Speaking of..."
>>830218
"Ah, how dear. That's sweet of you, anon~ I appreciate your compliments." Nikou gives off a warm smile, hands behind her back.
>>830214
"Dear, someone ought to soap down your mouth! I'm just kidding... You have to work hard for that, cutie."
>>830237
"No biggie~ It's nothing I can't handle. And, hmm. Let's not get too touchy-feely so soon~" She takes a small stride to her left, inching away from his grasp.
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>>830223
Time for the thread to get shitty again.
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>>830250
Just fucking cold here and browsing this thread as always. I swear this thread has taken away the last there months of my spare time.
>>
Nue's here so everyone's gonna raise a shitstorm because it's what the 'cool kids do' and the cuck jerking is in full swing so I guess I'm off. See you when the threads aren't shit.
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>>830261
New years eve I was a fucking mess, was considering drinking again and seeing just how badly these bloodthinners have effected me so far.
Then I got talking to some guy who got way too drunk and fucked up a load of shit in their life.
That conversation lasted until after he sobered up and ended up pretty damn releiving~
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>>830282
see you sometime in the year 2525 then bruh
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>>830275
I'll do anything to get my cargo to it's destination, which is your vulva, so where do I start?
>Unwraps piece of gum, starts chewing but begins choking, luckily manged to cough it out
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>>830275
Mhm?
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>>830289
Damn... What a night.
By the way you got steam?
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>>830292
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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>>830246
>slides his cock into her aching wet pussy thrusting a few times to get his cock nice and wet then rubs his cock over her other hole pressing it all the way slowly, he reaches down picking her up so his chest is against her back, he reaches out and squeezes her nipples and tugs on them as he starts to kiss her vulnerable neck
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>>830265
>She blinks, caught off-guard by the sudden warmness of his lips. It's not long before the smile returns to her face and she returns the peck to his forehead while running her fingers through his hair.
This was a much better idea than sleeping alone. Thanks...
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>>830305
tidus pls go
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>>830275
No it's fine. I'm okay with waiting a little..
>I return the smile, trying to hide how bad I want you and making sure I don't keep checking your body out
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>>830256
Oh geez. I'm glad it worked out then.

And yeah, feeling bad at all or even the tiniest bit of stress can really mess up sleep, hopefully you do better soon.
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>>830310
Marriage invovles always having osmeone to hold in the nights, the warmth of bodies fighting the cold together...
>his forhead reaches up rest on hers, his eyes captivated by her own emerald iris's
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>>830305
G-Gah, you scared me! A-And it's snot funny, I could have choked to death!
>Blows nose
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>>830305
Oh, Happy New Year, Jack I take it you've been doing alright? Still tormenting these poor anons?
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>>830280
Man I know it, it gets even worse if somebody lies about liking you or loving you back you know when in truth they never fucking liked you at all~
Who gives a shit what bridges I burn throwing that out there, I want nothing to do with this fucking "community" anymore. I'm here to shitpost.

>>830282
Nah, it'll be chill as fuck m8, maybe even entertaining.

>>830303
Why you'd want it I don't know.
I don't really fucking PC game much lately and I'd been keeping it set to away or offline so people don't fucking check on how I am doing.
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>>830322
Are you Jacko's sister?
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>>830322
mhmm, tormenting the weak ones when i can sis~

>>830320
awwe, Could have, more should have anon~
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>>830327
I just wanted to talk. Thats all.
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>>830340
HA! GAAAAAY
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>>830339
I ain't someone worth talking to man.
I'm a whiny little shit who can't move passed things that go wrong because I'm utterly fucked in the head and feel I need to either fix everything or tear it down to the point it becomes impossible.

GUESS WHICH I'M DOING RIGHT NOW?~
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>>830292
"Oh my, you sure are straightforward." She scratches her cheek, only able to give off a snicker. "Feisty one."
>>830300
"The horny anons you spoke of are here! Well... They probably have been around before I even came here."
>>830315
"If you want something, hun, you have to work your way up to obtain it. No sense in waiting~"
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>>830275
sorry, that was not my intention
I just know people like hugs after a hard day of work
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>>830309
(I'm sorry, geting ocuupied with /tg/ stuff, raincheck?)
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>>830336
Even though you can be so rude, I somehow still love you
>Almost falls over but regains balance
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>>830358
Hey remember when people thought Nue and Clownpiece were the same person?
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>>830319
This must be why marriage is so sacred...Warm cuddles like these are almost criminal!
>She squeezes him tighter, so that their both of their heartbeats resonated against each other's. Her stroking of his hair begins to slow as she starts to drift off into dreamland.

>>830329
Yup! Surprised you figured out, us Valentines barely look alike.

>>830336
Oh my. Just....don't break them, I supoose, hehe~
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>>830358
Can you do that elsewhere?
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>>830327
I'm just here to lurk or talk for time to time. Never really cared for ERP after noticing how horrible 75% of the community is.
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>>830371
awwe, you dont have to love me, until you become a half decent human being, your so pathetic your not worth killing~

>>830380
i wont break your husbands, only the lame ones~
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>>830382
The people that are actually good keep getting driven off or retreating to email or skype or whatever. That's if they ever post at all rather than just Xbox360ing when they see the shitstorms.
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>>830380
nothing this good could possibly be evil... i hope you sleep well my wife~
>he rubs his head into her cheek as she drifts off... so nice
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>>830391
R.I.P image
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>>830382
Fuck the community, fuck bitches. Only way to ERP
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>>830391
>actually good
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>>830400
Fuck you.
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>>830391
The life of every good erper in this thread pretty much.
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>>830358
If you weren't worth it, how come i'm still writing with you? Don't worry so much about it.
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>>830361
I don't mean it like that.. I mean, I'm willing to work for your affection..
>I get flustered, still not sure how to approach her. After a bit I rest my hand on yours, stroking it gently
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>>830400
Anyone know where the fuck that Russian Clownpiece went off to?
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>>830380
How are you a ginger bu your sister is a blonde just how does that even work, but what do you mean by Valentines
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>>830407
...what is that?
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>>830415
I think she went off to Russia to fight Putin and reunite with Family
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>>830417
We are sisters~
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>>830364
"Ufu. It's fine~ Hugs from my coworkers are pretty nice... hmm. Oh bother~"
>>830414
"Dear, you're getting all worked up over nothing. Take a deep breath and relax~" She instinctively moves her hand, avoiding contact out of the blue. "A little touchy-feely, aren't we?"
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>>830381
Bitch what's in it for me, people seem to want closure on the ballad of Nue.
Here it fucking is...
I'm why clownpiece left, I'm why Mizuki went circlejerk and he was just using me as a stepping stone to fit in.
I'm fucking a guy I met on new years no strings attached and I'm playing way too much vidya and looking after animals to be keeping up with this shit.

>>830382
Yeee man, and all the fucking shittalking behind people's back that shit is crazy.

Nobody here is nice really.
Clownpiece, DMG, Tomoko, that one cock tease who changes character a lot and preaches about 8ch's superiority and the Nazi are all alright, but everyone else? I wouldn't trust them for shit.

>>830409
Because you have no standards and no self control.
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>>830417
They're basically alpha bitches given form by an eldritch abomination. They're all OP boss characters with the personality of an ironing board.
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>>830428
Oh my G-God...
>Bulge quickly forms in pants, at the sight of all those beautify ladies
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>>830393
Fair enough....give em hell, sis.....

>>830393
Haaah....nighty night......dear.
>Her breathing begins to get shallow and her arm begins to go lose it's strength, opting instead to drape around his shoulder as her warm breath radiates on his neck.

>>830417
Don't....make me think too hard...my head will hurt...
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Yo~!
There's a lot of patients here~ Whoo boy!
>Surveys over the surroundings, perched on his scalpel.
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>>830369
well I already came <3
just hope you remember it this time
>he holds her close and gives her a soft kiss
have fun~
fühlte es sich gut für Sie?
gute nacht und susse traume mein susse
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>>830449
Don't think too hard, just smoke a blunt!
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>>830415
ClownPiece pretty much left for an 8ch circlejerk board, keeps asking me to go join him because he hates this "community" more than I'm starting to.
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>>830437
The only thing left is suicide
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>>830437
>Yeee man, and all the fucking shittalking behind people's back that shit is crazy.
>
>Nobody here is nice really.
>Clownpiece, DMG, Tomoko, that one cock tease who changes character a lot and preaches about 8ch's superiority and the Nazi are all alright, but everyone else? I wouldn't trust them for shit.

WHY WOULD YOU BOTHER WITH A COMMUNITY ON 4CHAN? WHY?!
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>>830437
And is that really a bad thing?
Come on i just want to know you better.
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>>830462
In retrospect I ask myself the same.
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>>830434
Sorry.!
>I take a deep breath, just as she says. I still don't feel any better, especially with the constant temptation to stare down her cleavage
You just look so amazing, it's hard to stay calm I guess
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>>830456
You both have the annoying piece of shit thing in common, you might do well there.
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>>830434
Your hair looks like cotton candy, but in a good way
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>>830437
>>830456
Fucking thanks, man. I'll go check it out later can't possibly worst than this place.
Hell I don't even know half of these recent newcomers besides that Miyafuji anon.
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>>830469
And there weren't people talking about the Discord and its state when you first came by? Come on, you should have known there'd be drama central going on in this place.
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>>830449
good night, sweet dreams
>>830434
^
also I hope tomorrow is better for you at work
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>>830482
I was stupid and optimistic, I thought people were liking me and I was having fun.

But that all went to shit pretty damn rapidly because in truth I was looking for friends and everyone here is 3 masks deep.

>>830480
he's on /lewd/ and a mod there don't fuck it up too hard.
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>>830449
i wish ramey was here... she would enjoy it as much as me... and to have all of us...

>>830451
oh doctor probey butt~
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>>830495
That's why you should come here for content and content only. Forget attaching a name or identity to you, just play characters or be anon, and don't bother forming connections. Otherwise, bullshit occurs.
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>>830340
Me on the left
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>>830496
Oh! It's you!
>Scratches head.
Why the name-calling? Or did you schedule an appointment? I can never remember.
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>>830502
Man I wish it were that easy but some of the best actual friends I've had have been through 4chan and offshoot groups.

But I'm weird as fuck and try to connect with people anywhere any time.

Speaking of anybody want to play some fucking Sanicball?
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>>830514
its not a name, you probe butts, doctor probey butt~
>she grabs the much taller mans hands and looks into his bag
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>>830495
I'll probably just fucking lurk for a while first.
Fucking A grade community this is
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>>830490
"Why thank you~"
>>830471
"Please, even if I am as 'amazing' as you claim, I am but a human still. Silly~"
>>830478
"I'll take that as a compliment, ufufu."
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>>830519
>Slinks away before she really can see anything, stretching out to waggle his finger at her.
It's kancho! Kan-cho! Anal probing is much more delicate than that. So I've heard.
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>>830490
Gute nacht, Mr. Nazi....


>>830451
Baaaaad....medicine....

>>830496
Uuuuu....Ram.....


(Until tonight, dudes and dudettes!)
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>>830527
kan-cho?
>she keeps repeating to herself while she tries to learn the word
So you do it for fun?
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>>830528
Ah~! You wound me, my little strawberry!
>Hides a syringe of sedative.

>>830539
I've never done it to you? It is pretty amusing, but it also smarts! There's plenty of nerve endings in the anus, so violating it violently ends up being painful enough to disable someone.
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>>830548
youve done it once or twice... i dont find it painful?
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>>830516
hello <3
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>>830558
That must be why I don't remember!
Oh~ Your sort is just fascinating in all the wrong ways~!

...it makes me want to dissect you, sometimes.
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>>830558
For you
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>>830516
I could help you find what you are looking for
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>>830526
Yeah I suppose.
>I let out a sigh, feeling like I'm being teased. Without thinking, I look down at your cleavage
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>>830561
Sup nig, wat you wantin?
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>>830528
Danke schon <3
>>
>>830565
Finally!
A medical professional was long overdue.
>>
>>830577
I could help you find what you are searching for..
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Awoo?
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>>830590
And what is it you think that is?
>>
>>830598
Awooo!
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>>830576
"Heheh. Nice sight, isn't it?" She playfully winks at the anon, hands now atop her own well-endowed chest. "As the saying goes: if you've got it, flaunt it. But not too much~"
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>>830598
No, try tomorrow
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>>830587
Ah~! A patient! You must drink at least eight cups of water a day. Stretch every hour you are at your desk! Physical conditioning is important: jog at least every other day!
>Closes WebMD

>>830598
Awoo? Rather: nya, nyu or nyo, isn't it?
...oh, I've mistaken you for a cat.
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>>830598
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VZc8gkcmTd
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>>830598
Guh...
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>>830577
Is it fucking gay that the thought of fucking Nue's male succubus crossed my mind?
>>
>>830600
A place to connect with ppl and make some friends..
>But I'm weird as fuck and try to connect with people anywhere any time.

Thats what you wanted right?
>>
>>830598
Fuck off
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>>830612
Bitch I'm gay as they come, I'm the wrong person to ask.

>>830616
Potentially, at this point I don't want to be trusting people ever again.
>>
>>830625
It's you, my moon and stars! My true mentor! My guiding light!
>>
>>830602
Yeah, showing too much isn't very tasteful
I bet they're so warm and soft though..!
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>>830600
add me on steam [spoiler]grimgrimmy[/spoiler]

And I will help you find what you are looking for.. you don't have to trust me, just have a little faith.. just this once.
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Ah! Forgive me, I've chased off your pretty girls with my odd humor!
Really, she should know better~
>>
>>830639
I want to befriend Nue
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>>830639
No results, no profile found :^)
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>>830601
Now say it again, and stutter like the sissy you are.

>>830603
Theres no tomorrow, say it.

>>830608
Are you blind? Im a wolf! Do I seem like anything else?

>>830609
You know me to well, now post you saying it, I demand it!
>>
>>830608
I've been doing it wrong all this time!
Thank you thank you, doctor. I might live to my 90s
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>>830639
>adding mentally ill people on Steam
This is going to be a hoot.
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>>830665
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07g7YpNVvhQ
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>>830665
Female. Homo sapiens. Sexually mature. Albino.

>>830671
Keep red meat out of your diet if you truly wish to age with grace. Of course, you can always come see me if you need a life-saving operation!
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>>830689
who says im not mentally ill myself friendo
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>>830655
Do you play CSGO, Nue.
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>>830665
Why should I should it anyway? It sounds stupid
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>>830638
"Heh, it's a back killer though... Even though they're really nice to touch~ My fingers just sink in whenever I feel them up... Uhuhu."
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>>830704
Even more of a hoot. Which one will snap first?
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>>830681
>Those friends you have.
Right have I fucking come across you before somewhere?

OH YEAH I WAS SHITPOSTING AS BILLY HERRINGTON FOR A FEW DAYS.
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>>830655
just add me on steam.. i'll help you find what you seek
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Hello there, chuties~
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>>830720
just add me and i'll give you a link.. you can ignore it and stay here in trash or you could find a community that would welcome you.. its your choice..
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>>830732
A mouse for the wolf-girl who's a cat to chase!
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>>830720
Where do all these pictures come from?
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>>830695
Got it, Doctor. I'll have a long and peaceful life now thanks to your medical knowledge.
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>>830716
Oh that's a shame. Is there anything I can do to help? Anything at all?
>I smile, looking very eager
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>>830720
Is Nue like in his 30s?
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>>830753
Genetics depending, of course!
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>>830732
Is that a fucking Chua?
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>>830758
Nigger i'm 23...
for two more days.
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>>830757
"Hmm..." With a gentle beam, she replied. "I'm fine, thank you~ I wouldn't want to bother you after all, anon."
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>>830690
I-I totally noticed, I just wanted you to say it again... Now do it again!

>>830695
Yes, and I indefinity myself as a wolf

>>830715
Because I'm telling you too? Wouldnt you be kind enough to do it for me?
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>>830787
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yzcUKthYj8
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>>830428
Whos on the far left?
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>>830776
If you ever need it, I can perform a reduction. I'll even slash the price in half.
>Hands over a business card.

>>830787
I'm not a psychologist, but is this another case of middle school delusion carrying into early adulthood?
That seems to be increasingly common.
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>>830776
Oh no it's nothing! It wouldn't be a bother at all!
>I blush a little, feeling like I'm definitely being teased now
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>>830797
The original valentine/Ramathel/Ephelt/JackO
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>>830787
Well I don't really feel like it. I mean it sounds so embarassing
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>>830813
Are they all the same person?
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>>830832

>>830439
But more or less they are all kind of clones of the one on the the far right,all inheriting their mothers dooms day teir boss character power
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>>830772
Pretty sure it's Chuchu from Xenogears, although she didn't have a tail in there.
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>>830665
*pulls off her skirt*
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>>830798
"Ah, I'm satisfied with the way they are, but..." She ends up taking the card anyway. "Thank you for offering."
>>830806
"Hmm? Really, anon? You seem quite busy to me though~ Truly, I'd feel bad if I were to disturb you." Nikou winks playfully, letting a small giggle exit her lips.
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Ahuhuhu, you're all so perverted~
Won't you worship a spider instead of some generic girl?~
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>>830795
Gross, how is this supposed to give me a boner?

>>830798
One time my middleschool crush told me he likes wolfs more then cats, and I was really into cats back then.
So after that I decided to put on wolf ears and say awoo where ever I go to.

>>830822
But anon, it's supposed to be embarrased, I want you to stutter it in shyness<3

>>830846
You can only do that after you say awoo!!
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I-I need coffee
>>830861
AAWWWWOOOOOO~~!!!! <3 <3 <3
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>>830859
Spider... girl?
>he has seen... strange things here... but she looks the least human of the things he wanted to bang...
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>>830737
can anyone join, or just nue?
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>>830859
>Miss Muffet will never use your face as a Tuffet
Why even live etc.
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>>830859
*rubs his dick on her egg sack*
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>>830871
Go for it man!
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>>830850
>I squirm a little and glance back down at your cleavage
Come on, I promise it won't be any trouble..
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>>830859
>Anon stomps on a tiny spider with his boot right in front of Muffet
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>>830773
I'm going to wish you a happy motherfucking birthday whenever you like it or not.
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>>830843
Interdasting, I must learn of my waifu before courting
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>>830867
Now again, on vocaroo
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>>830861
I'll say it if you let me touch your fluffy tail
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>>830859
I'd cuddle with you.
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>>830872
Because it's a spider
>>830898
That wasn't a part of the deal! I was promised I could touch your b--.. I-.. I mean, uh.. hug you, yes!
>>830905
Konata!
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>>830886
"Hehe... How cute. If you insist~" She stretched her body, a few bones bones popping into place with such a satisfying sound. Nikou then laid down, chest pressed against the bed. "Maybe a back massage then? Just that though~"
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>>830861
When do I get to do you from behind
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>>830905
What about me?
>>830933
Hi Tobi!
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Oh, people are interested? But i'm just a spider.
Surely you perverts have better things to worry about~
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>>830944
Did you get fired from Mettaton's show? It's been all Bratty and Catty lately?
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>>830944
i... literally have nothing better to do for this evening... and to much money to care
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>>830944
Sit on my face or I post Samael the butterdragon.
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>>830944
Oh, hey Hilary. When did you get here?

>Scoffs fuckingly
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>>830933
Tobi~
>>830942
I'll always cuddle with you!
>Hugs you tightly
Sleep well?
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>>830944
Can I buy that power bracelet on the pastry table?
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>>830944
*presses his dick into her egg hole*
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>>830937
>I get on the bed with her and rest my hands on her back. I start off gentle, listening for any signs of pleasure or approval
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>>830959
Would you consider Muffet as a running mate?
She's a successful self-made business-spider well known for her charitable work.
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>>830902
J-just the tail right? And you only get 5 seconds...

>>830933
>open my arms
Say it and hug me you, idiot, don't be a pervert!

>>830938
What'd you mean from behind?!
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>>830955
Is that offer open to anyone or is that just meant for her?
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>>830437
>I'm why Mizuki went circlejerk and he was just using me as a stepping stone to fit in.

I'm amazed you didn't see that from the start.
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>>830955
>>830944
If you do not submit to my dema- TOO LATE
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>>830942
Hey Nia!~
>>830963
>Hugs you closely, a bit too closely
How are you?~ <33
>>830982
>Hugs tightly, smiling
AaWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>830982
Fine then..
A-awoo..
>hides his face in his hands
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>>830986
I did catch on to it, repeatedly.

But whenever I mentioned it people I confided in told me I was being paranoid and convinced me I was just being self concious.
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>>830982
doggy style, duh
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>>830861
Awoo!!
>pulls down her panties
>starts kissing and licking her pussy lips roughly
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>>830974
"Hmm... That's the stuff. I haven't had one in so long~" A satisfied look appears on her slowly reddening face.
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>>831003
>>830997
>>830982
>>830963
>>830944
I'm going to fap to you and there's nothing you can do about it <3
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>>831003
Live and learn I guess? don't worry you aren't alone. I had something very similar done to me in the past. I'm now as cold and cynical as they come.

Hopefully you don't go as far down the rungs as I did in that regard.
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>>830963
Yaaay!~
>Rests her head on your shoulder while holding you tightly
Heh.. If only you knew.
What about you?!
>>830997
How are you this... evening?
>>831019
I want to be "fapped"! Why not me ;-;
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>>831003
Most cucked person I've seen


LITTLE
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Ahuhuhu, you're all so lewd! My my, wanting to do things to a spider like me!
Stick to buying my donuts, you can't afford my delicate body~
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>>831019
I'm going to grab your cock, grope your balls and wank you off till you cum everywhere :3

Not because I want to help you, just because I'm starving for creamy cum ;-;
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>>830437
>nazi
you think I'm nice? danke
oh good job on find someone else to occupy your time with
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>>831042
give me a price, ill pay it...
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>>831036
I'm good this evening!~ <3 I'm just relaxing, how about yourself, cutie?
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>>831017
>My hands move to her shoulders and I rub harder, taking in her scent as I lean closer
I'm glad you like it
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>>831045
D...Do you have to?
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>>831045
Oh my, then why not come over here and do it?~
>>831036
Ah, how could I forget Nia? I meant to tag you in first <3 I'll fap to you too, don't worry!~
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>>831042
I don't want a donut, I want that power bracelet.
Maybe some cider.
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>>831045
Geez, could you do that to me~?
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>>831042
I'll pay you to leave this thread and never come back
>Moans in ecstasy, rubbing his trump bills all over his bare nipples
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>>831042
Tfw I'm the only one that doesn't want Muffet and would rather have Mettaton's show back.
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>>830997
>Nuzzles her head against your chest, returning the embrace
I'm good~ How about you?
>>831019
Ah, welcome back!
>>831036
I slept pretty well again, makin' up for lost sleep~
>Rubs her cheek against yours while laughing
>>831042
I've got some money saved up...
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>>831051
"Mmh, I sure do~ You're good at this, heheh..." Relaxation washes over Nikou's body, and a sigh exits her lips.
>>
And it's dead.

>pours whiskey into his coffee
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>>831096
>throws brick skyward
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>>831092
he's gonna molest you when you let your guard down!!
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>>831103
> starts eating almonds
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>>831084
Thanks cutie, are you going to help me again with that cute little body of yours?~ <3
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>>831092
>My hands now move down her back when I notice her sigh. After so much teasing it's getting hard to resist touching her in other, more inappropriate places
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>>831110
>activates almonds
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>>831123
> engages cashews
>>
And just like that the thread starts to slow down.
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>>831096
>pounds the coffee
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>>831050
I just woke up heh heh..
>Rubs her eyes
I'm still shivering though.. wah!~
>>831059
Yay! is fap something two people do?
>>831084
It's always nice waking up to good news! I'm happy for you!~
>She backs away momentarily, looking you in the eyes with her usual big smile and kisses you on the forehead.
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>>831084
I'm good too, thank you Konata-chan~~ <3 Glad to hear youy're good!
>Pets your head softly as I hug her, wrapping my arms around her
>>831019
I have no interest in you anon
>>831141
Hmmmm? Ir something wrong, Nia-chan?
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>>831120
Noticing that he had slowly began to move south, she lifts an eyebrow and says, "...don't get any ideas, mister anon."
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>>831096
>>831103
>>831110
>>831123
>>831130
>>831137
You're fired.

>Rubs his noticeable bulge through his outer layer of skin while scoffing uncontrollably
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>>831141
It can be, start undressing and I'll rub my "joystick", you win if it begins releasing white juices!~
>>831153
I'll fap to you too! No one is safe!
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>>831046
No, the other Nazi.

Also I didn't list anybody who is practically discord exclusive.

Poppy seems kind of alright but she's kind of far angrier about what I've been through than I am, which is kind of both sweet and worrying because I don't want someone fucking theirself over because of me and she seems to be having a lot of fun.
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>>831153
I don't know what you mean.
>I quickly move my hands back up, the tease driving me absolutely crazy. I glance back down at your ass, my cock aching in my pants
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>>831164
What do you think about Miyafuji?
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>>831164
Fuck off
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>>831164
wait am I "discord" exclusive?
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>>831164
>drops on my knees, staring at your feets
m-master ?
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>>831157
Sorry but I'm mexican so I never worked for you in the first place, pendejo.
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>>831184
isn't that just mizuki?
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>>831184
Miyafuji? They seem alright, haven't gotten to know them and probably won't.
>>831189
I intend to Mizuki, I fully expect it was you trash talking me as anon all the time now, probably the only way you can be fucking honest isn't it?

>>831195
Eat shit.
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>>831115
Fufufu~ there's still rules against that!
>>831141
>Grins happily as you smooch her forehead before burying her face in your chest
You're too nice~
>>831150
>Pushes her head into your hand, humming contently
Glad to hear it! Everyone is so cozy today...
>>
>>831157
>goes to the unemployment office
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>>831159
"Heh, go for it, pervert."
>>831183
"That's better~ I wonder..." she mused, looking over her shoulder to glance at the anon. "Just how hard are you right now? Massaging a defenseless lady with a hard-on must be difficult. Ufufu."
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>>831216
I n-never tried that, maybe if it was yours I would though !
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>>831164
Missed those feet...
>>
Stop bringing your drama shit in here. Fuck or get out
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>>831216
Fuck off immediately
>>
>>831216
What about Elphelt?
>>
>>831258
Preferably the latter.
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>>831235
I will~ Let me see more of that body of yours while I'm at it!~
>>831231
Come on~ <3 Please?~~ I'll give you cream puffs in return!
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>>831235
>I don't answer, turning a little red. My hands move up near her shoulder blades. My erection presses gently against your back, letting her know just how much her teasing is taking its toll on me
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>>831282
"...dear me. I can't believe that you got THAT hard from just a few looks and words." She clicks her tongue in disapproval, shaking her head as well. "I wonder just how bad you can get when it's the real deal? Heheh..."
>>831272
"What's in it for me? It'll only give you personal satisfaction."
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>>831150
N-no!
I don't have an air vent in my room and I have tile floor, so it's freezing in here!
Brrrr~
>>831231
Only because you're too cute!
>Plants her face on the top of your head and inhales deeply
Ahh~ You smell as warm and comfy as ever!
>>
>>831313
Well, don't you want to know how fast you can make an anon cum? To help me cum, shoot my cum all over you and maybe let you taste it? Don't you want to know how sexy an anon thinks of you..?~
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>>831320
Aww, are you in need of snuggles?~ <3
>>831231
I love being cozy with everyone Konata~ <3
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>>831313
I can't help it, you just look so beautiful..
>I stay quiet about her teasing me, desperately holding onto the hope that she'll open up if I'm loyal enough
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>>831336
Y-Yes.. P-Please
>Her teeth are chattering from the cold and she opens her arms, waiting to feel your warmth
>>
>>831351
"Yes, yes, I've heard this spiel many a time before; it's not new to me, anon." She slowly got up, sitting upright while facing him. A leer of a grin appears on her lips as she extends her leg and rests her sole against his bulge. "How frequent do you get like this with the ladies here, if I may ask?"
>>831331
"Do I really look like I need confirmation of my physical traits? I am not insecure enough to need to be consistently reminded of how, quote unquote, "sexy" I am. So, aside from a hand in your personal pleasure, anon~ What else am I in for? Apologies if I seem rude~" Ending her speech with a wink, her voice, smooth as silk, brimmed with confidence.
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>>831272
I've still gotta follow the ruuuules~
>>831320
Mmh, you're nice and cozy too~
It got cold over night so I had to bundle up!
>Drapes her big blanket around the both of you
Hehehe~
>>831336
Cozy is best!
>>
>>831407
A few times.. None of them played as hard to get as you though.
>I let out a noise when her sole presses firmly against my crotch. I stay very still, enjoying the heat and sensation
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>>831432
I know! I woke up shivering today!
>Nia immediately clings to you while under the big quilt, stealing away some of your warmth
Mmm!~ I wish I could have woken up like this!
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>>831453
"Uhu... I see. Well, a lady of my caliber wouldn't immediately let a person they just met get into their panties." She smiles, almost unnerving with how sweet it seemed.
Slowly, her leg moved, rubbing to and fro against his groin, which seemed to have gotten much tighter.
"Naturally, however, I'm not one to leave a person in such a pitiful state of arousal~ I'm not that cruel. Now, off with your pants, and we shall begin- but! You must do as I say, mm'kay, dear?"
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>>831432
Don't worry Konata, I'll protect you from the lewds!
>>831379
>Snuggles closely, wrapping my jacket around you and smiling
Better, cutie?~ <3
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>>831500
>I take my pants off immediately when she says the word, my cock practically jumping out
Thank you! I promise I'll do everything you say!
>I look at her body more lustfully than before, eager to get started
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>>831564
"Goodness, you're feistier than I thought," she chuckles, combing hair behind her ear. With a sneer, she slowly rubbed her bare sole, which would feel much softer and smoother, up and along his member.
"There are only three rules. I dictate when you get to cum, you have to obey to me at all times, and- hmm..."
She paused, and a mystifying grin, filled with confidence, appears on her face.
"Only I get to touch you. Do anything hasty, and you will come to regret it~ Understand?" She asks, pressing her feet against the swollen rod with more force- albeit not enough to inflict pain.
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>>831613
>I nod, still excited
I understand..
>I keep still, resisting the urge to grind against her foot. I notice her sneer but I stay obedient, not even sure how to stand up to her
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>>831652
Nikou pulled her leg back, then leaned forward, letting her abundant chest hang low, thumb and index finger making a ring around his penis.
"Heheh. Hmm. That's a good boy~" She smiled, a genuine one- not that she had been faking it entirely.
Slowly, her hand began to pump, stroking his member delicately, with a speed that constantly fluctuated, which objective was to tease.
"I can feel it twitch with each move I make... How cute." Nasty plots brewing in her mind, she decided to keep up the strokes for now, going slow and fast at certain imtervals.
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>>831730
(intervals*)
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>>831505
M-mhm.. Thank you!
>She curls up into your lap, still shivering a bit.
Y-You smell really nice..
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>>831744
Smell... nice? W-why, erm, thank you Nia, you smell great too~
>She snuggles her closer, this time throwing a blanket over us both
Better..?~ <3
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>>831730
>I let out a shaky breath, clenching my hands to keep myself from touching.
You're.. r-really good at this..
>I look down at her breasts, watching them bounce and shake a little when she speeds up
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>>831787
"What good would an inexperienced mistress be, after all~?" She winks, adopting a more consistent, brisk pace, in which her hand gradually built up speed.
"It seems like you're enjoying this~ Cute." Suddenly, Nikou, with a hand at the cleavage of her top, made a swift pulling motion, revealing her bountiful breasts, nipples nicely perked. Despite her exposure, however, she remained calm, stroking his rod eagerly. "Hmm hmm~"
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>>831839
>I stare even closer, my cock aching even when I know I can't touch.
>I whimper a little as she toys with my body, now a little embarrassed I'm being treated this way
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>>831883
All of a sudden, she tightens her grip much more, eager to milk as much of his semen as she could. Along with that, her fingers gently danced around his sack, fondling the pent-up orbs.
"You're getting harder~ How masochistic. You enjoy being played with, I see? Interesting..." The smile on her face refused to disappear, seeing as she was having fun merely toying with him.
"Do you like the sight of my breasts, anon? Be honest now~" As she asked, her movement notably sped up, and her other hand pushed him down to the bed, letting him lie down.
>>
>>831916
>I let out a louder moan almost going crazy from not thrusting into her hand
Yes.. I-I really want to touch them..
>My face turns red, feeling like I'm about to shoot all over her hand
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>>831949
"Ahah... Perhaps, I may give you a chance- if you last longer, that is." She offers, returning her focus on her strokes.
"And, do remember, you are bound by my word: no cumming until I say so. Okay, cutie~? Doing so without my permission means that you must be punished."
>>
>>831970
W-What exactly do you mean by "punished"?
>Starts slipping and sliding all over the ground, forgot to read the "wet floor" sign
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>>831970
>I grit my teeth a little and hold it in. My body shakes a little and I look up into your eyes
I understand. I won't let you down..
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Hey yo guys whats up, is Lapis/Jasper here?
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>>832015
"Splendid~" she chirps, torso lurching forward so that her face was merely a few inches away from physical contact with his cock.
"To get that little prize though, you must overcome some challenges." She chuckles, then slowly brings his member into her mouth, lips tightly wrapping around it. "Nfu..."
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>>832114
I see you like chocolate, huh?
>Starts flopping 12 inch cock directly in your face
>>
>>832114
>My face turns red as her lips crawl over the tip of my cock
>I think of grabbing her soft pink hair and forcing her to take it deeper but I drive those lustful thoughts out, knowing it won't get me anything
Nikou..! Ah!
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>>832165
Quickly, she pulls back, retreating to stroking with her hand for the moment. "Eheh... Hmm. Perhaps I shouldn't let my lips get dirtied so soon~" she taunted, head tilted to the side. "A bit frustrated~? Fufu... I apologize," she winks, but doesn't return with her lips.
Instead, she pressed her generous breasts together, his cock between the two mounds. "This should suffice, should it not?" Without even getting a reply, she quickly began moving them up and down, akin to a makeshift onahole. 'Lasting much longer than I had expected...' she thinks.
>>
>>832202
>I throw my head back as she presses her soft breasts against my cock. I start biting my lip to try and stay in control, knowing she's trying to get out of me touching her tits
>>
>>832236
(also sorry but I need to go for a sec)
>>
>>832263
('S fine.)
>>
Good night thread.
>>
>>832300
It's 3:30 in the afternoon you fucking stupid head
>>
>>832236
"Dear... You're quite tenacious, I'll give you that," she huffs, her chest bouncing lively each time her hands moved them up and down. Ducking slightly, tongue sticking out from her lips, she begins to lick the tip of his meat, focusing fire on the frenulum and glans.
>>
>>832308
Timezone differences, anon.
>>
>>832354
What time-zone area in the world do you live in
>>
>>832340
>I rebel in the only way I know how and keep it held in, my precum now dripping and flowing freely all over her breasts. My knuckles turn white as I grip the sheets
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>>832401
"Mm... You sure know how to hold out. Fine then~" she says, giving hs dick a kiss before continuing to tease it. "You have my permission to cum, anon," she commands, lapping away at his pre before suckling on the tip.
>>
>>832340
A pretty cock for a pretty young lady
>>
>>832426
>his*
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>>832426
>>832433
You really fucking suck at spelling
>>
>>832426
>Almost on command, I shoot my cum straight past your lips. My cock twitches violently as I shoot out everything I have
>When I finish my eyes look unfocused, my cock still twitching a little before it settles down
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>>832473
"Nnh-" the sheer force of his orgasm caused Nikou to close her eyes, the thick substance filling up her mouth quite easily. Satisfied enough, she took a good taste of his seed before swallowing all of it, to the very last drop.
"Mm... It's been a while since I last got a taste of 'that.' It's almost refreshing..." she breathes, sucking up what could be left in his duct before pulling away entirely. "I guess you won that prize then, anon~"
>>
>>832513
(Shit, I gotta go now though; next time you'll get it, anon.)
>>
Hey everybody, how's dead hour?

-D
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>>832513
>I slowly sit up, staring at your breasts. I lean in closer, amazed I managed to get this far
Thank you so much.. So.. can I start now?
>My hands brush gently against your skin, my palms rubbing against your nipples
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>>832579
People even impersonate me when I'm not even posting?
That's rich.

-D
>>
>>832588
That's not how I act, you're pretending to be ironically amused, whereas I am unironically amused when I'm impersonated.
Get gud.

-D
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Time for work. Catch you later, friends!
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>>832608
Later, don't hurt yourself.

-D
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>>832571
Ah, I didn't notice. You were really good though, so thanks!
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>>832612
N-No promises...
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>>829440
roll
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>>832600
You didn't have an epilepsy while typing that... Could you make it anymore obvious that you're... fake..?

-D
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>>832624
I KEPT MY PROMISE! YOU KEEP YOURS
>>
>>832633
FUCK
You're right!
Ugh, I'm the worst fake ever..
Sorry, -D.
>>832624
PROMISE ME, BEST CHIB

-D
>>
>>832645
I don't sign after every post, just at the end.
Try harder.

-D
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>>832666
God damn it you got me again I'm so bad at being you
Please teach me kawaii desu sempai

-D
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>>832636
What the hell is with your eyes, I mean they are pretty but also trippy as fuck
>>
NTR?
>>
>>832686
They're the last things you see before you're loved to death
>>
>>832616
(Sorry anon, real life has caught up to me. I'll make sure that promise is fulfilled later when I get home[7-ish hours from now].)
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>>832740
I wouldn't mind to be loved to death, that would probably be the best way to die better then old age
>>
>tfw I'm actually Konata's boss and I get to shout at her all day
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>>832766
>Spills hot coffee on crotch
W-Woah, who the hell are you!?!
>Looks down in horror
>Grits teeth and groans
Ow...
>>
>>832766
>tfw I'm your boss and just fired you.
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>>832766
Plot tw-
>>832789
PLOT TWIST

-D
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>>832766
>tfw started the cheerios meme before I went to bed last night and you're still up.
Where the fuck is my breakfast, big titty anime woman?
>>
>>832789
>Implying you can run anything correctly
>>832820
NIGGA THESE ARE MY CHEERIOS
>>832783
That's a waste of coffee you fuck
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>>832826
You fucking stole and ate an ENTIRE BOX of mine last night. Are you fucking kidding me? Didn't your mother, who was likely also a big titty anime woman herself, teach you any fucking manners?
>>
>>832826
>Talks about running again
>looks you up and with my reptili- normal eyes
>Scoffs fuckingly
>>
>>832746
(...that is, if I don't pass out upon arriving at my house.)
>>
>>832826
Yeah but you scared flying fuck out of me!
>A faint sizzling sound is emitting from his crotch, due to the hot liquid
>Grits teeth and groans
Ow...
>Trips on banana peel
W-Why are you here? What the shit are you doing in my bedroom!?!
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>>832842
She blue herself up with some DBZ Chi rip off shit to save a school and I did the same
I ruined this big tittied anime for you, I blow up
>>832854
Confirmed Reptile race
>>832865
Got any spaghetti with that?
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>>832854
You are mathematically perfect.
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>>832883
>ruined
That's an awful stretch.
Looking at a half-naked woman with nice tits is pretty fine by me tbqhwyf

-D
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>>832898
You just blew my mind.
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>>832883
So you admit she was too busy saving a school to teach you any goddamn manners. No wonder you turned out the way you did, cucking horny anons with cheerios.
>Anon shakes his head.
What a shame.
>>
>>832883
No, but I do got a hundred million dollars that I have no idea what to spend on
>Light bulb appears out of nowhere above his head, symbolizing a bright idea
I will spend it on YOOOOUUUU
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>>832902
The plot for the anime is literally highschool rival tits so don't worry about it
>>832915
I was going to legit ERP here but the fucking cheerios meme is too great. I am now a meme.
>>832914
>tfw Trump is actually secretly a super sayain
>>832925
I will say your name if you give me that amount
>>
>>832945
>ERPing
Haha, that's not what this place is for.
This is a haven of memes and meme accessories.

-D
>>
>>832945
Oh yeah? What if I upped the offer and gave you a million hundred more of a hundred million dollars?
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>>832766
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>>832945
>Sighs uncontrollably
I guess there's no point in hiding it now.
>Trump widens, clenches his fists and flexes his core.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>832967
You're supposed to be at work!
Go make money for our family!

-D
>>
>>832945
That's a disappointing attitude to have.
>Anon places a hand on your shoulder, and then looks you in the eye, a determined look on his face.
Listen, miss....uh, titty bitch. Whatever your name is. It's not to late for you. Surely you can still learn to enjoy the wonders of ERP and still satisfy your embarrassing addiction for cheerios.
>>
>>832967
Shit, you're still here
Uh.. I'll give you a promotion if you say nothing about this Ms. I
>>832964
Oh, I apologize, I'm new so I had no idea
>>832966
Then I will say hello to you like a cute schoolgirl from your weeby anime
>>
>>832995
The only anime I watch is Bobobo-Bo Bo Bobo and there is no schoolgirls so I guess you have no choice but to get on your knees and suck my lollipop
>Puts hand in pocket, grabs an actual lollipop, not that other thing you were thinking
Want a little sucky sucky? You know you want to...
>>
>>832686
What do you mean, anon? Is something wrong with them?
>>
>>832995
Yeah, you should be apologizing.
Newfags like you make me sick
Now drop and give me 20 memes

-D
>>
>>832989
Nigga my addiction to cheerios isn't embarassing. I'd rather suck a cheerio than a cock
>>832978
HIS WIG WILL RULE THE WORLD
>>833011
What flavour is it?
>>833044
Your eyes are perfect babe, don't listen to 'em!
>>833054
I was joking, I've been here for ages, this is just a new character, fucker
- D(eeznuts)
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>>833044
Not at all, it's just they look like crosses...
>Looks into eyes for a brief moment
Wait a minute, they are crosses! Woah, are you swiss?
>>
>>833086
It's purple
>>
>>833086
Don't lie newfag
Show me the memes
And don't copy my -D

-D
>>
>>833086
>Anon lets go of your shoulder, letting out a sigh, and shaking his head.
You stole, and ate, an entire box of cheerios. On live television, no less. Okay, probably not live, but that's besides the point.
>He crosses his arms and narrows his eyes.
Surely you want better for yourself than that.
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>>832988
G-Gomen, I'll go now...
>>832995
Promotion, eh? I'll think about it.
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>>833086
Oh, thank you! Your.. cheerios are perfect!
>>833097
Swiss? No! I'm Nia!
And who are you, mister?
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>>833120
You're not the original -D, the original -D would of gotten that reference you living meme.
>>833112
I'm not that cheap of a whore holy shit dude I'm fine
>>833142
Bettering myself doesn't get me free cheerios
>>833162
Ah! Thank you! They're tasty too!~ <3
>>
>>833153
Hang on.
>He flashes her a thumbs-up.
I didn't mean it. I love you.
Now go, go into the world.
See new places, meet people..
I'll wait for you.
>>833170
I got it Tobiichi, you massive slut, now make me pancakes

-D
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>>833162
I'm Alcatraz, but most people just call me Jeremiah, but your eyes look like the flag of Switzerland except replace red blue and white with pink
>>
>>833170
Well it's not exactly purple it's more like rainbow but plus once you lick the center you win a toy!
>>
>>833170
Is that really what you want out of your life though? Stuffing boxes of cheerios under your shirt at the supermarket, smuggling it along with some milk into a bathroom stall so you can use your cleavage as a makeshift bowl and get your quick fix? "Are you almost done in there?" Someone asks, wondering why it's taking you so long. "Is...is that a spoon? Why do you have a spoon in there with you? Oh... oh god..." They know. They know inside that stall is a junkie, desperate and willing to do anything to sate their cereal craving.
>Anon furrows his brow, thinking to himself.
Except suck a dick, apparently, which is weird, since that's what most junkies do. But at least you haven't lowered yourself that much, so that's a start.
>He nods quietly to himself.
>>
>>833193
>Implying I'm a massive slut when I haven't ERP'd once here yet
>>833265
Nah bro
>>833268
I don't have to do that if I actually work for a living, including all the fanservice money I get for modelling <3
I'm so rich I could have a house made of Cheerios
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I have awoken from my slumber..
>>
>>833320
>Implying you haven't
Pls
Don't try to act like we don't get all raunchy over email
Now where are my pancakes
>>833328
Mornin'.

-D
>>
>>833320
Okay sis. I'll just have to suck and fuck this thing on my own then. By the by that's near the by that's right on top of the by, are you interested?
>>
>>833328
>>833344
It's 5:00 pm, are you fucking dumb? Did you fail high school?
>>
>>833365
It's actually 4:16 PM, dingus.

-D
>>
Where do you live, some country in Africa? In which time zone is it fucking 4:16 PM
>>
>>833344
We don't
>>833352
Nope!
>>
>>833320
Oh. I see how it is now.
>He narrowed his eyes completely, giving you a knowing stare.
The celebrity type. With the parties, heavy cheerio usage, scandalous sex tapes, and all that jazz. You scoff at the junkie in the supermarket, wondering how someone could let their life sink so low.
>Anon's eyes suddenly widen into a serious expression as he points at you.
BUT! What you fail to realize is, that girl was just like you! Soon you will see, fame is a fickle mistress. The money will dry up, the parties will stop. The paparazzi, once a cute annoyance, now becomes a full menace, showing the world just how low you've begun to sunk. Soon enough, before you know it, you'll be in the bathroom stall right next to that girls', asking her if you can borrow her spoon.
>He crosses his arms once more, keeping his firm expression trained on you.
It's time to wake up and face reality, honey.
>>
>>833416
Are you sure you aren't interested in becoming a sex goddess?
>>
I want to lick a loose pussy!
>>
>>833416
Oh.
Damn it, you're right.
That was my mother I was thinking about.

...Yes, this is the real -D, I'm so tired.
Please hug me.

-D
>>
>>833435
Don't we all.
>>
>>833432
Maybe one day, when a new thread jumps up or something!
>>833446
May the real D shady please go away
>>
>>833464
;;;-;;;
I had a long day at class.
Please.
I need hug and best chib isn't here.

-D
>>
>>833464
By the way sis, why do you keep on trying to bang me? It's really weird...
>>
>>833474
Bullshit, it's still Christmas Holidays we don't start school until tommorow
>>
>>833498
Highscoolfag detected
"What is college"
:^)

-D
>>
>>833502
>Not being in university
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>>833502
Yeah? Well, I'm the SUPER DUPER HIGHSCHOOL DOPE DEALER SO FUCK OFF!!!
>>
>>833522
Shit you're right I'd better go kill myself

-D
>>
>>833559
Shit you're right I'd better go kill myself
>>
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>>833560
>>833586
Let me help!!!~~ <3 <3 I promise I'll make good use of the body!!!~ <3 <3 <3
>>
>>833603
No
Don't rape my dead body
Pls

-D
>>
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>>833603
Soon.
I'm watching you.
>>
>>833626
>Feeds Mapo Tofu
>>
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>>833634
I-it's so good..
>>
>>833626
Aww, come on, I'll only be up for a few more hours <3
>>
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>>833639
2 maximum.
>>
>>833638
>Feeds his dick
>>
>>833639
It's that tease from before!
>>
>>833603
Howdy, nice seeing you again. How's the day been, miss?
>>
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>>833654
>hat flies off
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>>833649
Only 2? I need more~ I have work to do!
>Captcha was coffee NGGGGHHHH
>>
>>833677
>Forces his huge 30ft dick into her throat
>>
>>833674
She has to actually imply she'll do anything with you for her to be a tease.
>>
>>833677
Fuck your hat it was ugly anyways by the way I banged your sister in the mall washroom
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